Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-09-19

• Just ate potatoes, white rice and white bread. I’m going to carb hell. #fb #
• Interesting fact: porn is the only industry in which women are regularly paid more than men #fb #
• Both of Monday’s lectures are written… 48 hrs ahead of time. I know, i’m freaked out, too. #fb #
• At the Green Beanery in Toronto, writing Monday’s lectures. Drop by if you’re in the hood… but don’t talk to me. I’m busy. #fb #
• I’m at Green Beanery (565 Bloor Street West, at Bathurst, Toronto) http://t.co/K88liXje #
• I’m at Yonge Eglinton Square (Yonge St, Eglinton Ave W, Toronto) http://t.co/JzCErC3n #
• Have I mentioned how much the TTC sucks? #fb #
• It’s burrito time, muthafrakkers! #fb #
• I’m at Yonge Eglinton Square (Yonge St, Eglinton Ave W, Toronto) http://t.co/N0knuQih #
• Zod, how the TTC sucks #fb #
• I’m pretty sure the chick at the other end of the train is an off-duty stripper. That is SO distracting. #fb #
• There’s a bunch of guys on the train with coolers filled with beer… and they’re not sharing! #fb #
• Forced into one of those 4-seater sections with zero knee room (even for a short guy like me). Last time I travel economy on a Via train #fb #
• Dear Sul Posto store at Ottawa VIA station: $5 for a day old apple turnover? It had better be stuffed with venison and truffles! #fb #
• Last night was asleep before midnight, and woke up before 8:AM. Is this how you suckers roll every day?! #fb #
• I’m at Metropolitan Brasserie (Ottawa) http://t.co/HgoGsO6O #
• Bored my students with measures of central tendency. Heck, i’m bored again just writing the words! #fb #
• 7:30am and finished writing TWO grants. Time for a 2 hour nap then –sigh– a lecture. #fb #
• I’m at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/hTAuPIj #
• I’m at Second Cup (Laurier East) (153 Laurier East, Cumberland, Ottawa) http://t.co/ETktar4 #
• Thank you, textbook publishers who create pre-made lecture slides. You shaved hours off my prep time! #fb #
• Because science rules, bitches http://t.co/8nIMTVI #fb #
• Oh crap. Took allergy meds while working against a deadline. Bad move. #fb #
• Last night I heard the term “head-nutting”. It’s not what you think it is. #fb #
• Dear almighty Zod: thank you for the sudden rainstorm. I was looking for an excuse to not go to yoga, and now I have one. #fb #
• :Twitter haiku 304 – “Apple’s new product / To be made from cassava / Call it the ‘iPone'” #fb #
• Dear U of Ottawa IT department: please stop sucking long enough for me to complete my grant applications! #fb #
• Three days with no alien probing. I think I’m in the clear. #fb #
• What I learned from the “Entourage” finale: Anyone can find happiness if they have $1 million and 2 private jets #fb #
• Gotta go teach a 7pm class. Who schedules classes at 7pm?!! #fb #
• Very pleased with Via Rail’s telephone customer service today #fb #
• Sigh. The season of exposed flesh is almost over 🙁 #fb #