Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-10-03

Damn it! General boarding will not commence "momentarily". It will commence "in a moment!" #fb #
Whoa. The ugliest baby keeps staring at me. Devouring my soul… #fb #
"@OvertDictionary: Money: how much money does a human being need to be happy?" Um… all of it? #
The Air Canada folks must really feel shunned and unwanted here in the Porter airport in Toronto #fb #
I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport (YTZ) (2 Eireann Quay, Toronto) w/ 4 others http://t.co/DZ0p9Jk7 #
About to board Porter 263 to Ottawa. Anyone else here? #fb #
Just gave 2 presentations in a freezing room while trying to ignore the box of Timbits on the table. Ahhh, the glamorous academic life. #fb #
Nuit Blanche is the greatest thing Toronto has ever done ever #fb #
So far the fire heart one is the coolest. Light show in City Hall is ok. #fb #
Let the Blanching begin! #fb #
Just browsed a copy of "Old Canadian Cemeteries" in bookstore, featuring foreword by Stephen Leacock. Guess where it's published? China. #fb #
Dear stats students, I just prepared your first assignment. And it's a doozy! #fb #
To bed at 5:AM. Two lectures written, inbox down to 102. #fb #
Trapped between teenage girls talking about teenage girl things with teenage girl voices and teenage girl volumes #fb #
I'm at Sutherland Chan (743 spadina ave, Bloor/spadina, Toronto) http://t.co/YgUSCXXJ #
I'm at University of Toronto – McLennan Physics (Huron Street and Russel, Toronto) http://t.co/Szy6qEay #
At a 300-person symposium where the moderator just walked into the audience, handed me the mic, and walked away. Time for impressions! #fb #
I'm 4 months late, but RIP Roy Skelton, the original voice of the Daleks #fb #
I'm at Macdonald & Ferguson Block (77 Wesley street west, Toronto) http://t.co/ZO1f4o2P #
About to be interviewed by a reporter. Which fake accent should i use? #fb #
Another rejected paper… don't these people know genius when they see it? #fb #
Know what's a weird word? "Cartridge." #fb #
Telling a stranger that you're an epidemiologist is a good way to get either a blank stare or a request to examine a rash #fb #
I'm at Hey Lucy (295 King St. W, at John St., Toronto) http://t.co/Nc2U2x1O #
I want to learn how to drift. Anyone want to donate their car and four tires to my needs? #fb #
Drunk off my ass, waiting for the Toronto island airport ferry. Funny how the former makes the latter more tolerable. #fb #
On Porter 266 to T'ranna. Anyone else here? #fb #
A student just told me that my stats class is her favourite class. A stats class! I'm going to be beaming all day! #fb #
Eating peanut butter and jelly on white bread while sitting on a park bench in the rain. The life of a high income urban professional. #fb #
Just told to me by a student: "I don't know how useful my witchcraft class will be." #fb #
Starting my day on 90 minutes of sleep… #fb #
6:AM and I'm finally off to bed after writing 17 reference letters and paring my inbox down to 121. #fb #
Things I have learned today: Tom Morello is the son of the first Kenyan ambassador to the USA! #fb #
All right, Germany. Maybe it's time to consider buying Greece outright. #fb #
Wow, Jane Harman is an annoying git #fb #
Got 2 hours before my next lecture, so I'm grilling steaks and reading X-Men comics on the roof. Ah, the professorial life. #fb #
Got cut off three times today by three different cars with diplomatic plates. #fb #