Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-11-14

Interesting. Hotel public wifi grants me paid access to EVERY peer-reviewed journal in the world… #fb #
A Vulcan leech is a real Spock sucker. #fb #
"@FakeScience: Mercury's proximity to the sun is the main reason we use it in thermometers." Ha! #fb #
Dear Ambassador Goosby: excellent presentation today. But "curriculi" is not a word. Just sayin'. #fb #
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. #fb #
At the Montreal global health conference. Wow, this thing is huge #
Dear local news weather dude, I don't think you should be calling yourself a meteorologist #fb #
Wow. Montreal Holiday Inn Express answered my tweet and actually phoned me to apologize. Hey, I appreciate the good customer service. #fb #
Ooooo… superhero movie on TV… Oh crap. It's Spider-man 3 🙁 #fb #
Dear Montreal Holiday Inn Express, your check-in procedure SUCKS #fb #
Matalo! Matalo! Bane! Bane! #fb #
On via train 50 to Montreal. Anyone else here? #fb #
There's a tourist Chinese couple here in the train station, dressed in pink parkas and matching coon skin hats. I am without words. #fb #
Oh how I love being gouged by the cafe at the Ottawa train station: $2.50 for a cup of stale coffee. #fb #
Off to Montreal for global health conference. Ottawa folks use #csihott #fb #
Andrew Sullivan, get off my TV #fb #
Oh man. Just got a headache listening to Sudanese mouthpiece Khalid al-Mubarak dodge questions on BBC. Way to sound guilty, dude. #fb #
Don't forget to stay in touch in Montreal this weekend #csihott #
"Canada is the country of pilot projects." -Monique Begin #fb #
In addition to Remembrance Day in the West, today is "Singles Day" in the East. Take from that what you will. #fb #
Crap. Broke my blender. No green juice today 🙁 #fb #
Slept for 12 hours. Didn't see that coming. #fb #
Today's carb indulgence: fresh chapati. Yummm… #fb #
Dear Hartman's Independent Grocer, thanks for selling me expired chicken. I appreciate it. #fb #
What should i cook? Salmon steaks or chicken curry? #
Just taught chi square in 30 min. Hey, why prolong the agony? #fb #
Shaka, when the walls fell. #fb #
Do I have to study for my prostate exam? #fb #
I have a pornographic memory #fb #
I have a skinny neck #fb #
Another comic book has gone missing! Clearly I'm eating them in my sleep… #fb #
Hmm. Condo is spotless. You know what that means: procrastination. #fb #
Carl Sagan would have been 77 years old today #fb #
Hey! Some of my comic books are missing! #fb #
Oh man, Ron Christie is a mealy-mouthed douchebag #fb #
Am tempted to download an episode of the Australian verison of "The Biggest Loser", but I'm frightened. #fb #
Reading X-men comics and grilling steaks on the roof #fb #
Procrastinating writing tomorrow's lecture by watching (the new crappy) Conan The Barbarian #fb #
Just taught one-way ANOVA in under 25 minutes. That's possible, right? #fb #
Sometimes people just get together and do great things http://t.co/jwy8wuXR #fb #