Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-12-05

Just threw out 4 boxes of floppy discs. Hope they didn't contain anything important! #fb #
Southern fried chicken on an herb waffle at the Drake hotel http://t.co/dApIvO1S #
Hmm… finish my paper, go to sleep or watch Oceans 11… #fb #
Pipe cleaner Luke Skywalker. Made it in 1978 when I was 11. http://t.co/uKMIHZgi #
Oh Mayhem. So sad. #
Mayhem, we're all counting on you. #
Marking goes so much easier with a bottle of red wine. #fb #
Why is there a bone in my cupcake? #fb #
Burrito time, muthafrakkers! #fb #
I'm at Mexican Burritos (818 Danforth Avenue, Toronto) http://t.co/oCyo7Yyl #
I'm at Crema Coffee Co. (508 Danforth Ave, Logan Ave, Toronto) http://t.co/EyfpDFEE #
Maybe it's a result of weird translation. But anyone else findings websites with seemingly random text? http://t.co/btzVCESs #fb #
A 3am cardio workout is not a good idea when you have to get up at 7am 🙁 #fb #
Just realized Biggest Loser Australia is hosted by a white woman named Ajay. In response, some Indian should name his son Jennifer. #fb #
AUUUUUGHHHH!!!! http://t.co/1aT4KlSJ #
Still watching Biggest Loser Australia. I don't know why either. #fb #
One of the many reasons I'm rooting for Mayhem Miller and not this guy: http://t.co/jMQ9iHaU! #
Totally rooting for Mayhem Miller this weekend http://t.co/JWpFLzZ1 via @AOL #
A little addicted to the Australian version of The Biggest Loser. The accents make me giggle. #fb #
Attention U of Ottawa Health Sciences students, the deadline for submission to the IJHS journal has moved to Jan 9, 2012 @RISSIJHS #
1:AM chili is the best kind of chili #fb #
My latest paper -"Driving Deaths and Injuries Post-9/11": http://t.co/1OHlHW76 #
The Biggest Loser: manufacturing drama out of chocolate cake. #fb #
When my massage therapist said she was going to do cupping on me, I was expecting some tender hand-to-moob action #fb #
Tossing old exams from four years ago. Feels so goooood. #fb #
I love Android. And I love that apps are updated regularly. But it seems that they're updating every freakin minute of every freakin day #fb #
All my calories today have come from the cream in my coffee #fb #
My latest paper: http://t.co/XfVCL8XO #
I will now tweet links to my papers– Implications and reflections on the 2010 Supreme Court ruling on Canada's AH… http://t.co/R6HITuK5 #
The top search term driving traffic to my science fiction site (http://t.co/hG8H5oBe) is "terra nova sucks". Interesting– and accurate. #fb #
Tecumseh sounds like a dirty, dirty place. I feel naughty just saying it. #fb #
I've now been wearing pants for 8 consecutive hours today. That's a high for this month. #fb #
At boring lecture. I'm tweeting. Dude on left is shopping for airfares. Pretty sure dude in front is watching Japanese porn. #fb #
Egypt: oldest monarchy is now the youngest democracy… how Caironic! HAHAHAHAHA. #fb #
Anybody else often confuse Margot Kidder with Margaret Trudeau? #fb #
Mumford & Sons are the new Dexy's Midnight Runners #fb #
Dear douchebag businessman holding up the plane's boarding lineup: next time take your "important papers" out BEFORE you reach your seat #fb #
Dear voters in Guyana: good luck today. Sucks that your election happens the same day as Egypt's. #fb #
Concern for the Egyptian election is causing my brow to pharaoh. HAHAHAHAHAHA. #fb #
Dear masculine woman sitting across from me in the miniskirt: please cross your legs; your penis is showing. #fb #
Just bumped into Romeo Dallaire at Toronto Island Airport #myhero #fb #