Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-12-12

EGAMOFINK. Yes, that was the answer key to the nine multiple choice questions on tonight’s exam. It’s also my new favourite word. #fb #
I know the odds are poor, but my karate loyalties have me calling tonight’s fight for Machida by KO in the 3rd. #fb #
Proctoring an exam at 7pm on a Saturday night. Sigh. #fb #
Celebrating the first exam of the semester with a foot-long Subway double-stuffed roast beast sandwich. #fb #
I love MMA, but I really don’t much like MMA fans. #fb #
Student with surname “Butt” submitted his/her assignment via email, subject line: “Butt Ass.” #fb #
Dear relaity show contestants: please find another word to express your feelings (about pretty much anything) other than “awesome”. #fb #
Student at career fair: “I want to be an astronaut.” Me: “Why are you at the speech pathology desk?” Not a lot of stuttering spacemen. #fb #
When did “prolly” become a word? #fb #
Kind of hard to sell parents on the merits of our school while students are breakdancing next to our kiosk. #fb #
I’m busy recruiting high school students for our program. All the brown ones keep coming to my table. #fb #
Glass of wine at the hairdresser’s. Ah, my decadent life. #fb http://t.co/oyXcYl6W #
:Twitter haiku 307 – “Got a new name for / A person who wastes my time / A real clock-sucker.” #fb #
Massive breakfast at the Baker Street cafe #fb http://t.co/dj0gP618 #
Celebrating the end of semester with a pound of bacon! #fb #
Stumbled into a party in my condo lobby. *Hic* #fb #
Fellow educators, want to weep for the future? Watch this: http://t.co/zrGTNb8C #
Always nice when my Visa bill has a minus sign in front. #fb #
Tasks for tonight: design 2 exams, write 2 lectures, complete 1 grant application, and finish reading “Ultimate X-Men #9 quot; #fb #
At the Bridgehead coffee shop. Just walked into a glass wall. Loudly. #fb #
Know what I miss? I miss studying calculus. There, I said it. #fb #
Just got an email from an Australian university that actually began with, “G’day”. #fb #
Have to prepare my classes’ exams. I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna! #fb #
Decided to walk through the Arts faculty to see how the other half lives. #fb #
Second last stats class. So sad. Sniff. #fb #
True sign of advancing middle age: dislocating one’s shoulder simply by doing a push-up. Ow. #fb #
Dear whoever stole my bicycle: I’m pretty sure there’s herpes on the seat. #fb #
Well, it seems my bicycle has been stolen. That’s 3 in 6 years. #fb #