Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2011-12-26

(Oops, that should have been Twitter haiku 312, no 311) #
:Twitter haiku 311 – "Admiral Akbar / 'Sound of Music' cameo / 'It's a Von Trapp!'" #fb #
:Twitter haiku 311 – "North Korean prez / Passed after lengthy sickness / …He was Kim Jong 'Ill'" #fb #
In my efforts to procrastinate writing another paper, I actually got a whole grant application done. Methinks 'tis time for gin. #fb #
Should I spend New Year's in Toronto or Ottawa? Discuss and offer options. And….. go. #fb #
I'm at Shoppers World (3003 Danforth Ave, at Victoria Park Ave, Toronto) http://t.co/zpCGzMSy #
Summer opportunity for global health students. Deadline is Jan 30, 2012: http://t.co/wreDmvuo #fb #
Internship opportunity for global health students. Deadline is Feb 17, 2012: http://t.co/fUhYsHud #fb #
Toronto skyline from the Park Hyatt rooftop lounge http://t.co/DnZBtZVs #
Ate another danish 🙁 #fb #
I'm at Park Hyatt Roof Lounge (4 Avenue Rd., at Bloor St. W, Toronto) http://t.co/xlhuN3Yy #
Can't decide. Is it good or bad that my optician gave me a shot of whiskey after selling me glasses? #fb #
Two more papers completed and submitted, and it's only 4:AM! #fb #
Wine and Youtube are not conducive to marking #fb #
Today would have been the 124th birthday of Ramanujan http://t.co/prbWcdDX #fb #
Good Zod… it's a Richard Grieco movie. Made for TV, of course. #fb #
An old study, but worth remembering: kids are getting dumber. http://t.co/D8FVGdfP #fb #
I'm at Costco (1411 Warden Av., at Canadian Rd, Scarborough) http://t.co/75PUrsk7 #
Happiness is: zero credit card debt in the middle of the Xmas season. #fb #
Another sign of middle age: just pulled a muscle in my back just THINKING about doing a push-up. #fb #
Someone just found my website by searching for "Nazi jailbait." I'm so proud. #fb #
ZOMG there's actually a gameshow in which people try to fit through a hole in the wall. Who needs actual knowledge or skills? #fb #
:Twitter haiku 309 – "Chunky prostitues / You can eat them with a fork / But use a spoontang" #fb #
Back in T'ranna, bitches #fb #
I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport Ferry (2 Bathurst St., Toronto) w/ 2 others https://t.co/9XkR1TE1 #
After tonight's Yogi Bear marathon, I'll be having a Happy Hanna-Barbera-ka. #fb #
:Twitter haiku 310 – "An Indian Jew / Eats chick peas in December / Happy Channa-ka" #fb #
Final page of student's stats exam, showing the Tardis finally materializing after 18 pages of flipping. http://t.co/tXWctECD #
Whoa. Student exam is actually a flipbook showing the materialization of the Tardis in the lower right corner! #fb #
A student just submitted an exam she'd turned into a static Pac-Man game. Impressive, but no extra points. #fb #
Some weirdo just walked into my exam room looking for directions. #fb #
Stats students just caught a massive conceptual error I made on an exam question. Yes, the students have become the teacher. #fb #
And the stats exam begins…… now. #fb #
I've been predicting the return of the age of the airship for some time now. http://t.co/UpYsWmoM #fb #
Just saw a senior run two red lights and park on the sidewalk. It's okay, though, since his hazard lights were on. #fb #
This year's most annoying Canadians http://t.co/ibKafQRB #fb #
Genius is linked to weirdness. But we all knew that. http://t.co/1Y1TCLdP #fb #
Four hours sleep, 2 hour workout, a morning filled with meetings. Time for a gin-filled breakfast? #fb #