Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-01-09

Inbox down to 65 at it's 2:AM. Meh. That's good enough for today. #fb #
Inbox down to 74, and it's only 1:AM! #fb #
Re-launching the website for the Health Sciences student journal: http://t.co/7e9Kdp7s @RISSIJHS #fb #
Random fact: during the empire, the average Roman man ate 2 lbs of bread per day. No low-carb diet for them! #fb #
Note to self: when making fresh beet juice, don't wear a white shirt. #fb #
One more paper accepted for publication. Sweet. #fb #
Shirley Temple is still alive. Who knew? #fb #
Watching 1955's "The Dambusters". Did a spit take when they first say the name of the dog. #fb #
Cooking with wine is dangerous on a school night. #fb #
Just watched 1958's "The Vikings". Don't make 'em like that anymore. #fb #
Random trivia of the day: actor Christopher Guest is a British peer (Lord). Wacky. #fb #
My first Ottawa breakfast of 2012 includes…. bacon! #fb #
A little concerned by how few of my 4th year students are able to multiply 20 x 0.6 correctly without a calculator. #fb #
Who wants to buy me a knitted Ninja Turtle mask? http://t.co/cs9QRplP #
I love Fear Factor. But do they only cast Hooters girls and douchebags? #fb #
I think we can all agree that when my month-old plain yogurt has turned hard and yellow, it probably isn't edible anymore. #fb #
Inbox at 93 and the work evening has only just begun… #fb #
Holy crap. Season premiere of "Sherlock" is simply brilliant screenwriting. #fb #
Back in the O town #fb #
About to board Porter 251 to Ottawa. Anyone else here? If so, don't talk to me. I gots comic books to read. #fb #
My fave adjective-noun combination from today's news: "wayward puffin." Good name for a band. A weak, indie band. #fb #
Dear Porter Air. You know I'm a fan. But what you really need is more bathroom capacity in the YTZ lounge. #fb #
"@InjusticeFacts: A US pornstar makes an average of $250,000, a US senator makes $160,000." Porn stars r underpaid 4 the joy they bring #fb #
"@The_Activists: Why does an American porn star make more money than an American senator?" Because they do more for the public. #fb #
I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport (YTZ) (2 Eireann Quay, Toronto) w/ 2 others http://t.co/NxN35jEz #
Overheard two stupid girls talking on the Porter ferry: "My friend is totally loaded. He's got his own house and everything." #fb #
I'm at Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport Ferry (2 Bathurst St., Toronto) http://t.co/za0EfucO #
"@factlets: Boobies' blue feet get brighter the longer it has been since they last had sex." Boobies with feet. Sounds hentai-ish. #fb #
Back to Ottawa tomorrow. Please inform the city that the ticker-tape parade will not be necessary, though I do appreciate the thought. #fb #
Crazy man on subway is lecturing invisible audience on various types of shoes. I was interested until he started getting his facts wrong #fb #
Exam marks submitted, eight reference letters written, inbox down to 99… time for an X-Men comic book and some shut-eye. #fb #
Uhoh. It's reference letter season…. #fb #
Oh come on. How they expect me to get any work done with both Stargate and UFC on TV? #fb #
Jeebus Cripes! Enough with the Twitter spam! #fb #
It's sad that I'm excited by this, but George Takei will be on this season's Celebrity Apprentice! Whoohoo! #fb #
I love that CBC broadcasters are forced to pronounce "kilometre" correctly. #fb #
Oh, Jeebus, this Santorum fellow sounds just idiotic enough to get the nomination. #fb #
The Quadrantid are supposed to start at 2:30AM. Who's going to brave the cold tonight? #fb #
Dear loud kids arguing on the street outside, "lookit" is not a word. #fb #
Time for a Top Gear break. No one do anything funny or interesting till I get back. #fb #
New year's resolution #2 I resolve to use the Oxford comma. #fb #
I'm at Sushi On Bloor (515 Bloor St W, at Borden St, Toronto) http://t.co/SHeFPQxC #
I'm at Indigo Books & Music (55 Bloor Street West, at Bay Street, Toronto) w/ 2 others http://t.co/F3eltcTr #
I'm at Park Hyatt Toronto (4 Avenue Road, Bloor, Toronto) http://t.co/OuxjfACG #
I'm at Sarah's Shawarma & Falafel (487 Bloor St W, at Brunswick Av, Toronto) http://t.co/4LtLCE2a #
Inbox holding at 105. Time to move shop to downtown cafe… #fb #
Inbox holding at 109. Bah. #fb #
Inbox down to a measly 156…. #fb #
To everyone who's been waiting for an email response from me for 2 weeks… This afternoon is when I will start replying 🙁 #fb #
Isaac Asimov would have been 92 today #fb #