Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-02-27

:Twitter haiku 316 – “Alternate hist’ry / First cosmonaut a woman / Lady Gagarin” #fb #
One more paper accepted for publication. #fb #
What I’ve learned from my 2 day Dragon’s Den marathon: there are a lot of delusional people out there #fb #
Tarte fine aux pommes and sticky pudding at some unnamed late night cafe in Montreal #fb http://t.co/TN4yb6j7 #
Dinner at Jean Albert’s #fb http://t.co/LHKp8ZVq #
Booooooo #ufc144 #
I’ve got Edgar winning 3-2 #ufc144 #
so… will Joe Rogan be interviewing Rampage in the cage? Awkward… #ufc144 #
Now how will Joe Rogan call this Rampage fight? #ufc144 #
Ryan Bader = best walk-in music #ufc144 #
Whoa. Inbox is now in the 20s. #fb #
Ha! Just found my old jiujitsu dojo membership card from 1994! #fb http://t.co/J3PP7R5I #
Wow. Just found Jag Bhaduria’s business card in the back of a drawer. It’s from 1996. #fb #
Why do I only see the last 2 syllables in “Coriolanus”? #fb #
Inbox under 40! AUUUGHHH!! #fb #
Let me see… condo is spotless. You know what that means: massive amounts of work are being ignored. #fb #
I’m telling ya, roast beef and bok choi is the way to go. #fb #
Should I stick with TwitPic or use the native Twitter photo upload service? Any comments? #fb #
Bok choi and roast beef. That’s a balanced meal, right? #fb #
Inbox is under 50. I’m officially scared. #fb #
One more paper revised and submitted #fb #
Latest spam message: “Broswe pussycats who have furtivde hungers” #fb #
Free Bill Maher online concert was great, topped by his $1 million donation to Obama campaign! #fb #
“Government is like Snooki’s vagina: too big, services too many people, and nothing good will come out of it.” -Bill Maher #fb #
“The Democrats could not sell a cub scout to a pedophile.” -Bill Maher #fb #
Bill Maher live comedy concert, on for FREE right now http://t.co/QB9NZ1F8 #fb #
Inbox is now under 60 for the first time in 3 years, muthafrakkers! #fb #
This sums up a chunk of my International Health class! http://t.co/WIhYYT7J #
Inbox under 70 for the first time in… I don’t remember when! I’m scared! #fb #
Inbox under 80 and it’s not even noon yet. #fb #
This is an extreme response to the flaw in the peer-review academic publs system, but something must be done. http://t.co/eqIVzGyx #fb #
Always exciting when FedEx confirms my package will arrive tomorrow… and I have no recollection of what I ordered. #fb #
Apparently a side effect of #sweet_sweet_codeine is an uncontrollable need to tweet every 5 minutes #fb #
The face of a train-bound migraine sufferer #sweet_sweet_codeine #fb http://t.co/Agi2Wcmy #
In my head, I’m playing Who songs on sitar #sweet_sweet_codeine #fb #
I like the idea of Paul Dewar as federal NDP leader. Oh, Bob Rae, if only you hadn’t crossed the floor. #fb #
Oh, sweet sweet codeine. Thank you, Afghanistan, for your bountiful poppy fields and the opiates that kick serious migraine ass. #fb #
The Misfits are just the wrong background music when you’re fighting a migraine #fb #
I see Madonna has managed to lyrically rhyme her name with “you wanna”. Genius. #sarcasm #fb #
I always end up in line behind the person trying to order something that’s not on the menu #McDonaldsBreakfast #fb #
Tarte fine aux pommes avec fleur de sel and sticky pudding. #montrealdesserts #fb http://t.co/BcthCzEt #
Inbox down to 98. Good enough for bed, right? #fb #
Reading comic books in public comes with the risk of encountering a fellow geek #fb http://t.co/aRGr3WxR #
Will never get used to having a folder labelled “semen quality”. #professorlife #fb #
BBC News – In pictures: Mumbai – Chronicles of a past life http://t.co/90I5phL6 #fb #