Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-03-26

  • Can no one spell my name right? Not even my employer? http://t.co/MIJ4e0Hu #fb #
  • Big dogs confuse me 'cause they look like people on all fours #fb #
  • Cure for morning headache: 240 push-ups + vegetable shake + oatmeal + biiig glass of gin #fb #
  • It's hard to stay fit when your Dad is pouring you a gin & tonic while you do your morning workout #fb #
  • Hey they spelled my name wrong! #fb http://t.co/fYZcRjyh #
  • Too much wine at a Harbourfront reception. *hic* #fb #
  • In Toronto, filled with coffee and curry #fb #
  • So what part of the chicken is the nugget? #roadsideregrets #fb #
  • Driving to Toronto. Don't bother me for 4 hours. #fb #
  • The professor, mooching free food from a student event #shameless #fb #
  • Condo is spotless. You know what that means…. #fb #
  • Good things never come in beige envelopes #fb #
  • Anyone know of an Foxit PDF Editor version for Android? #fb #
  • Getting a foot massage right now. Shh. #fb #
  • I'm at Dunn's Famous Deli (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/vqWLWoXV #
  • Am about to put my netbook keyboard in the dishwasher… http://t.co/vm9QUW8u #fb #
  • Climate Change Skeptics Eat Crow -http://gizmodo.com/5851909/climate-change-skeptics-eat-crow #fb #
  • While the anti-science movement pisses me off, censorship is not the answer http://t.co/pRmXDDOZ #fb #
  • BMJ analysis shows widespread publication bias in medical research! http://t.co/PFHFJQHg #
  • Plyometric sprints + bacon + bagel + conference call + no coffee = rough morning #fb #
  • Ate another bagel. Damn you, carbs! #fb #
  • My latest paper: "Global decline in semen quality: ignoring the developing world introduces selection bias" http://t.co/ACIVl5xW #fb #
  • Methinks 'tis William Shatner's 8st birthday today… #fb #
  • The White Savior Industrial Complex – The Atlantic http://t.co/WLJktyp4 via @AddThis #
  • Twitter is 6 years old today. I think it's one of the most important communications developments in the history of the world. #fb #
  • "Ottawa breaks records 4th day straight. As of 11 it was 19.7 C. Old record was 17.8 C in 1946." It's almost as if the GLOBE is WARMING #fb #
  • This article in a New Zealand magazine heavily cites one of my papers: http://t.co/jRx6H1HK #fb #
  • Holy crap, there are 18 "Deonandans" on Twitter who aren't me! #fb #
  • Sanoturm: "America is suffering a pandemic of harm from porn." Don't know which is more offensive, dissing porn or misusing "pandemic" #fb #
  • These late night bagels are starting to be a baaad habit… #fb #
  • I wore cuff links today and no one noticed. #fb #
  • Guinness and Bailey's. Seriously, try it. #fb #
  • I've got a contact high from all the wacky weed being smoked in front of my office #workingatauniversity #fb #
  • Are there any kinds of "swoop" other than "fell"? #fb #
  • Just bought a $4 walkie-talkie at the campus lost-found sale. Now I need to find someone else with one. Preferably, she's hot and single #fb #
  • Social experiment is over and my bike now has a lock. You disappoint me, thieves of Ottawa. #fb #
  • Otters who look like Benedict Cumberpatch http://t.co/jwUgIJ9Q #
  • I think I'm gonna break my no-carb rule and have a BAGEL. That's right, a Montreal BAGEL. Mmmmm… #fb #
  • Wingardium Leviosa! (*hic*) #fb #
  • Oh man. Seriously tipsy on 2 Guinnesses. Guess I'm getting old. #fb #
  • Crap! I missed my 5000th tweet! (Probably wasted it on @sunshineofjoy or @RichieLee066 ) #
  • Latest spam blog comment: "Your means of describing all in this article is actually good, every one be capable of simply understand it" #fb #
  • Accio donut! #fb #
  • Doing a social experiment today. Riding my bicycle to all my appointments, but not locking it up. Wonder how long until it's stolen. #fb #
  • A present from two former students (whom I shall not name here.) Thanks! 🙂 #fb http://t.co/N84kZmxv #
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