Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-02

:Twitter haiki 323 – "Gypsy therapists / Offer odour-based treatments / Roma therapy" #fb #
Is it ironic when epidemiology videos go viral? #fb #
Listening to OMD perform w/ the Liverpool Philharmonic. Feels like an acid flashback. (Not, um, that I would know what that feels like) #fb #
Grilling steaks on the roof. In the rain. #fb #
Cartoons and a gin-and-tonic: Saturday night for a single man in his 40s. #fb #
My students be soooo talented #wonderland #fb #
I'm at University Of Ottawa – Health Sciences (Ottawa, Ontario) http://t.co/tWooIjnX #
Whoohoo! My scooter is back home. #fb #
This year's 4th year epidemiology posters are the best ever… the one time I did NOT teach 4th year epidemiology. Coincidence? #fb #
A grad student: "Wine is a compromise between coffee and beer." I disagree. Discuss. #fb #
20 minutes of running stairs and I think I'm actually fatter than when I began. #fb #
Damn it. Turns out it *is* "duck tape", and not "duct tape." Universe, why must you mess with my ego this early in the morning? #fb #
Shit. I hate being wrong. http://t.co/51CRAXk4 #fb #
People, it's "duct tape", not "duck tape." It's for sealing ducts, not ducks! #fb #
Chick pea burger and a petite tenderloin at the Manx #fb http://t.co/7gwWI7xv #
Bumping into a former student at a reception thingy http://t.co/8oNsas2i #
Just did 300 sit-ups while eating a mango. That's a sport now, right? #fb #
Today's meaningless, annoying phrase: "At this time…" What's wrong with just saying, "Now"? #fb #
At lecture on HiV by Dr Kevin Fenton. Packed room. I see some of my students here… #
The latest gift from a (former) student #fb http://t.co/rqeseDdG #
"Meditation is a waste of time, like learning French or kissing after sex." -Jack Donaghy #fb #
Can't believe the stunning @julietlandau is 2 years older than me. Happy birthday to the daughter of one of my favourite actors. #
According to the World Population Clock, the 7 billionth person on this planet will be born sometime today http://t.co/jYXj0qOC #fb #
Canned salmon is just weird #fb #
Okay, I'm taking Trudeau over Brazeau… only because of my everlasting admiration for Pierre #fb #
Uhoh. For some reason all this wine has me reminiscing about the 80s. #fb #
Red wine and onion rings: dinner of champions #fb #
Dear Rick Santorum: pink balls are preferable to blue balls #fb #
In a room full of new professors. They all look so young! #gettingoldsucks #fb #
I'm at Telfer School Of Management, Desmarais Building | École De Gestion Telfer, Pavillon Desmarais – UOttawa http://t.co/a2xFG7YV #
Dear U of Ottawa Centre for Academic Leadership: kudos for including starfruit in your fruit salad! Much appreciated! #fb #
Alarm set for 6:AM. Out of bed at 7:30. #snoozebutton #fb #
Chapati should be the plural of chapatum. #fb #
And how did my visa bill get to $7000 this month? #fb #
I'm convinced the downfall of civilization began the day the pre-mixed peanut butter and jelly in the same jar #lazy #fb #
Oooo. New Ottawa convention centre has spiffy bathrooms #fb #
Attending early morning workshop on research ethics. Can't… stay… awake… #fb #
Just cringed when the narrator of a History Channel show said "shined" when he should have said "shone." I give up. #grammarnazi #fb #
Wow, Full Metal Jousting is surprisingly entertaining #fb #
Cleaning my computer keyboard in the dishwasher seems to have worked! #fb #
Inbox holding at 72…. so much more work to do! #fb #
Green tea and a Mythbusters marathon: I'm trying really hard to do work in daylight hours. Soooo hard. #fb #
Canada’s professors are highest paid in the world… but no, I'm not picking up the tab http://t.co/7byQA3Vh #fb #
Sushi for breakfast' 'cause that's how I (California) roll. #fb #
Impressed by the attentiveness, promptness and diligence of @uOttawaNow #
Excuse me, Ottawa, i'd already stowed all the winter clothing. #fb #