Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-09

Damn, Paranormal Witness is one creepy show. #
Do Satanists celebrate Beaster? #fb #
Timbits are not the path to fitness #fb #
It just took me 25 minutes to remember Al Gore’s name. #fb #
I’m at 7 West Cafe (Toronto, Canada) http://t.co/ENk7xqvk #
Abandoned character from “Streetcar Named Desire” – Specialistes du Bois #fb http://t.co/fe61Ay53 #
The Queen and Prince Phillip visit Guyana in 1966.Nice historical film for those interested in Guyanese history: http://t.co/Y4w9fSsa #fb #
I’m at Green Room (Toronto, ON) w/ 7 others http://t.co/CNCh09E1 #
Note to self: don’t mix beer, sake, gin, vodka and a series of shooters of undetermined content. *hic* #fb #
The car rental agency upgraded my economy car to a hearse. So, um, who needs a ride? #fb #
3:20am and the inbox is only down to 63. Sigh. #fb #
This should be the official emoticon for the tea bagging party- 3:-) #fb #
Things I have learned today: a yoctogram is equivalent to a billionth of a billionth of a millionth of a gram. #fb #
I’m at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/KSuqpnio #
My Kinder surprise looks like a blow-up sex doll for fish fetishists. #fb http://t.co/zJa9sHxP #
Since when are Kinder surprises made of paper? #lame #fb #
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor #fb #
Can’t…stay….awake…. #fb #
Best excuse for skipping your morning workout is a sudden grant deadline. #fb #
Grilling steaks on the roof. #badhindu #fb #
Here’s me telling a long, drawn-out story as part of Grant’s True Tales. Damn, I look fat. http://t.co/U9lv7oCN #
Another faculty meeting. Can’t… stay… awake… #fb #
Dear class I’m about to guest lecture: I was going to surprise you with pizza, but realized my regular students would kill me if I did. #fb #
I get a tingly feeling everytime someone Googles me #fb #
Barack Obama Singing Sexy and I Know It http://t.co/cKt8Qvp0 #fb #
Sitting out in the hall while the students “evaluate” me. I should have left the webcam running. #fb #
Tonight is the last class of the year. You students had better show up! #fb #
In faculty meeting, going numb. I’m going to start chewing my own tongue soon. #fb #
And it’s scooter season! #fb #
Man, running stairs after 2 hours of sleep is not fun. #fb #
Marilyn Monroe was skinny and petite. Deal with it. http://t.co/db2inV3x via #fb #
This guy’s gonna need some serious glasses. http://t.co/RwqMKjiS #