Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-04-30

  • Via Rail vodka caesars are the best vodka caesars. #fb #
  • Argh! Why is it that the dumbest people are always the ones talking loudly on their mobiles? #fb #
  • Thinking of growing a set of Wolverine sideburns. Thoughts? #fb #
  • On via 76 leaving London. Yayyyy! #fb #
  • I'm calling it now: the Avengers movie is going to be AWESOME. Why? Because the Avengers are AWESOME. #thingsthatareAWESOME #fb #
  • Conference is over, yet I'm still stuffinf myself on free food. How did this happen? #fb #
  • Why do members of indie bands always have facial hair? (Even the women.) #fb #
  • "The one from whose house is from the glass does not to the others be throwing of some stones." -Egyptian speaker #loveit #fb #
  • Someone in France just got to my blog by Googling, "weirdest petite teen porn free movie." I'm not sure how either. #fb #
  • Let's see Gwyneth Paltrow do this: http://t.co/gYsYYaO1 #fb #
  • Bah. #fb #
  • London (Ont) motto: "Come for business, stay for LIFE." NOOOOOO! #fb #
  • Banquets should be for eating, not speechmaking. Yeah, I said it. #fb #
  • The solution to longwinded banquet presentations: 4 gins and tonic. #fb #
  • Just broke my long standing health rule and entered both the hotel pool and hot tub… oh dear. #petridish #fb #
  • Gwyneth Paltrow raps. http://t.co/2HpE7kAs #fb #
  • Experimental tie photo #2 I have urge to be nekkid now. #fb http://t.co/Hybs1xAc #
  • Today's experiment: wearing a tie. Jury is still out on this one. #fb #
  • I'm at London Convention Center (London, ON) http://t.co/ugOAxuLu #
  • My generation had men on the Moon. The last generation had the Internet. The present one has… the 5-blade razor. #fb #
  • No, I don't want to play. But is funny: Rock, Scissors, Balls. http://t.co/4t5zogJw #
  • This is brilliant: Diablo Cody as eulogist http://t.co/juqzcefe #
  • Today's search terms driving traffic to my blog: "corporal punishment muscle" and "keira knightley's ass" #fb #
  • Most awesomely weird entertainment at conference: this dude drumming to 80s dance music on his boom box. #fb http://t.co/L1tBd4vc #
  • People suck. Especially the one's who don't. #fb #
  • I'm at London Convention Center (London, ON) http://t.co/CAF2egqh #
  • Dear UWO: renaming yourself "Western U" just makes everyone wonder why you're in the Eastern half of Canada. #fb #
  • I may have lived here for 6 years, but I have zero nostalgia for the place #London Ont) #fb #
  • Raywat's Law #38 Packages are only ever delivered to your home when you're out of town. #fb #
  • So far at this conference, I've been offered: a job, a date and a grad student. Sadly, the above aren't all the same person. #fb #
  • Past @csebsceb president Colin Soskolne is presently speaking at Transcending Borders http://t.co/gfVe0SNp #
  • Google may be our evil overlords, but they are cool as all frakk. Goole "zerg rush" without the quotes. Now. #fb #
  • Attention anyone awaiting an email response from me: I'm instituting an email embargo until Sunday! #fb #
  • Herpes: the love bug. #fb #
  • :Twitter haiku 324 – "What do you call an / Alaskan monotone whine? / Sarah Palindrone" #fb #
  • Native blessing ceremonies are lovely. But as opening rites for science conferences, where religion has little to no place? #fb #
  • TV is the only place where people address their sisters as, "Sis." #fb #
  • One more paper completed and submitted… #fb #
  • Reliving 2009: climbing the Great Pyramid of Cheops with @Openattitude http://t.co/U4yA6XRv #fb #
  • Reliving a lame comedy routine filmed with @Openattitude in 2009 in the Great Temple of Karnak in Egypt http://t.co/umIyaXt5 #fb #
  • For all you n00bs… stop asking me questions about The Avengers and just read this http://t.co/jtN3wOg5 #fb #
  • Dear Yahoo Messenger: f**k off and goodbye, you annoying piece of bloatware. #fb #
  • The good: got a call to be interviewed by CBC. The bad: I just got off the train and have been drinking all day. The ugly: me. #fb #
  • Oh, London, Ontario. How I have not missed thee. #fb #
  • On Via 85 to London? I won't even ask. No one else is going to London. Ever. #fb #
  • Why is Union station so cold? #fb #
  • Watching a Neil Degrasse Tyson lecture marathon on youtube #hero #fb #
  • Tragedy averted… almost dropped my phone down the toilet of a moving train! #fb #
  • About to board Via41 (first class, of course) to Toronto. Anyone else here? #fb #
  • Got to be at the train station by 5:AM. Should I bother going to bed? #fb #
  • The greatest thing you'll see all day: http://t.co/82CNKs9x #
  • So sad when the students graduate every year and leave. *Sniff* #fb http://t.co/vRnLDa5W #
  • After much thought and deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that underboob is more powerful than sideboob. Go tell the people. #fb #
  • Wow, greyhound buses are now spacious, with wifi and AC outlets? #slummingit #fb #
  • I'm calling it now. A bus station at midnight might just be the worst possible place to have a migraine. #fb #
  • On my way back to Ottawa. Who wants to entertain me at…. er… 2am? #fb #
  • Poster above urinal in Montreal train station. I'm not quite sure what he's reaching for. #fb http://t.co/yZWYNcwY #
  • Oh. My. God. http://t.co/1Nl6NNne. #fb #
  • On Via 36 to Montreal, suckas #fb #
  • Geeks. http://t.co/9kGcDq6I. #fb #
  • Even on this cold, wet day, the fashion gods have seen fit to pepper my field of view with tights and leggings. Bless you, fashion gods. #fb #
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