07May
2012
Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-05-07
- "Unlike food and water, Mozart is not a basic human necessity." -Bill Maher #fb #
- This weekend actually marks the 199th anniversary of the death of David Livingstone #fb #
- I suddenly understand why David Livingstone spent so much time in the wilds of Africa. This was his wife back home http://t.co/Yceka1KT #fb #
- Toddler memories: I thought "Watergate" was a bad TV show, 'cause the hearings kept pre-empting "The Flintstones". #old #fb #
- Mayonnaise: king of condiments #fb #
- Lunch: tomato soup and turkey breast wraps #omnomnom #fb http://t.co/xHCpmmYy #
- Back in the O-town #fb #
- I'm at Ottawa MacDonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) (Ottawa, ON) w/ 6 others http://t.co/V0nNAulW #
- Seems there's an extra person on this flight and the airline can't figure out who it is #hilarityensues #fb #
- They're playing Todd Rungren on the Toronto Island ferry. I now feel very old that I recognize his voice. #fb #
- 3 hrs sleep, 300 situps, 5k run, and a carby breakfast of boiled eggs, sweet potatoes, plantains and chick peas #fb http://t.co/TE1gOr6L #
- Finally listening to the Beach Boys' "SMiLE", which was recorded in 1967but not released until last year. Eerie. http://t.co/2il8KSC7 #
- Taking a moment to re-experience Big Star, the greatest pop band you've never heard of. There's even cow bell. http://t.co/ZgJBAJZE #fb #
- What Sex Ed should be http://t.co/q8FmFq1n #
- The Primary Difference Between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip http://t.co/OPC5yknw #fb #
- Hey, it's Cinco de Mayo! #burrito #fb #
- Just caught the "History" channel's "Ancient Aliens" show for the first time. I am now 10% stupider for the experience. #
- Latest sign of middle age: the need to shave my ears. #fb #
- Best comment: "Them white boys so bad, they sampled THEMSELVES." http://t.co/aZz3XAst #MCA #fb #
- Wow: UOttawa REB now recommends using FluidSurveys (Canadian) instead of SurveyMonkey (US), since the latter is subject to Patriot Act #fb #
- Absinthe tastes like a combination of ouzo, aspartame and after-shave lotion. #fb #
- Anyone know of any SPSS alternatives for Android? #fb #
- 5k run followed by boiled eggs, sweet potatoes and plantains #inventingnewdietfad #fb http://t.co/OL3N0UYU #
- The Star Wars Kid grew up http://t.co/BYPic3iy #fb #
- Enjoying my late night banana. (Get your minds out of the gutter.) #fb #
- That's right. The Avengers are also awesomely sexy. http://t.co/gQ98fRib #fb #
- “Well I got to keep it going keep it going full steam/ Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean" -MCA #fb #
- The dude who taught me to play chess… 38 years ago. #fb http://t.co/o2c7vOun #
- Adam Yauch is dead? #WTF #fb #
- There's a toddler running about this restaurant, screaming at random patrons. How cute. #not #fb #
- About to meet up with a friend I haven't seen in 36 years… #fb #
- I'm at Friendly Greek Restaurant (Toronto, Canada) http://t.co/YVCfhZ8i #
- There's a blond dude with long hair on subway dressed as Batman, but no mask. I think he thinks he's Thor. #fb #
- I'm at Mucho Burrito (Toronto, ON) http://t.co/WbkhfOYp #
- Just saw The Avengers. Awesome! #fb #
- Today's lunch: chili and absinthe #fb #
- Things I did not need to see: seriously overweight granny on subway, wearing hot pants and bikini top. Sitting with legs asunder #blind #fb #
- 300 situps, 5k run, and a carby Guyanese breakfast of cassava and plantains. I think the latter nullifies the first two. #fb #
- "Stittsville" just doesn't sound like a happening place. Now, if you removed the first "S"…. #fb #
- Meanwhile, at the legion of doom…. #fb #
- Inbox down to 87, and it's before 2:AM. That's a good time to turn my attention to cartoons for the rest of the night. #fb #
- A reply to us grammar nazis… but all the justifications seem to be "it's right because lots of people do it": http://t.co/jWELEUqH #fb #
- Another sign of my hardcore geekotry: my vegetable crisper is filled with a soldering iron, glue gun and hex keys. #fb #
- Why doesn't MGM make more Stargate shows? Huh? Why? #fb #
- More surprising photos of myself on the 'Net. Mmmmm, sexy… http://t.co/LmyGCtWq #fb #
- Shackleford Hurtmore's World: Invention of the Day: A Anti-Pedants Dictionary http://t.co/mSFZComQ #fb #
- Always fun finding old photos of yourself on the 'Net http://t.co/bMsWV3qy #fb #
- Back in T'ranna, byatches #fb #
- I'm at Bridgehead (Ottawa, Canada) http://t.co/82pLeKNu #
- Another paper completed and submitted. YAWN. #fb #
- Watching a documentary on the Crusades while doing surgery on a wonky computer. In my underwear. Yep, this is how I pictured middle age. #fb #
- I'm at Thomson http://t.co/mnWpTO6k #
- Ahhh, 9am meetings after 3 hours of sleep… #fb #
- Search terms driving traffic to my blog today: "unsimulated oral sex." #fb #
- One massive task done. One massive task to go. Both due in the morning. #fb #
- May be attending this: "Global governance for health: Perspectives from Canada" http://t.co/4iJfW4JD #fb #
- Frustration: http://t.co/sxvRtacx #fb #
- Why is only one of my sideburns grey? That's just weird. #fb #
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- Five Reasons to Choose an Android Tablet Over an iPad http://t.co/XUGocgDP #fb #
- Another sign I need more sleep: trying to open my condo door with the car keys #fb #
- I've had my new 7" Chinese knock-off Android tablet for 30 minutes… and it's already broken. #fb #
- "16 years ago, there was no Facebook, no Google, and a tweet was something Barbara Walters gave her dog." -Jimmy Kimmel #fb #
- I'm at DHL Express http://t.co/kkFGt0Wz #