Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-05-14

UOttawa students (and some friends) at @csebsceb conference in Saskatoon, part 3 #fb http://t.co/2liYB6sT #
UOttawa students at @csebsceb conference in Saskatoon, part 2 #fb http://t.co/2BM7MeUj #
I'm at Marquis Hall (Saskatoon, SK) http://t.co/ltsmXOtg #
No, the petite Asian doctor presenting right now is NOT Dr Park from House. #fb #
Saskatoon mayor: "No one remembers the last man on the Moon." Uhhh…. Gene Cernan. You're welcome. @csebsceb #fb #
My most common comment while marking essays: "The comma is your friend, but not your BEST friend." #fb #
About to judge orals at @csebsceb student conference in Saskatoon. Bring the pain! #fb #
Today's search term driving traffic to my blog: "jailbait porno." Sigh. #fb #
Creepy, "uncanny valley" fake dude at U of Sask. #fb http://t.co/4gzCaYIc #
Sometimes you just need to get rid of a grad student or two #fb http://t.co/laI14BMP #
Former, current and non-UOttawa students @csebsceb conference in Saskatoon #fb http://t.co/IsbQTdBJ #
UOttawa students at the @csebsceb conference in Saskatoon #fb http://t.co/9mfOtpPL #
Students, former students and brothers-in-law at the @csebsceb student conference in Saskatoon #fb http://t.co/e77n7Cy1 #
I've had students with surnames "Poon" and "Tang". Now, if they were to marry… #fb #
Saskatoon, bitches. #fb #
One more paper (unexpectedly) accepted for publication! #fb #
Flying Westjet is always interesting. All the other passengers are always middle aged white men. #fb #
Latest scam email from a "Russian bride": "I ask that you answer me in my box." #fb #
Loud old man behind me is talking about his pastor. But he pronounces it, "pasta." It's making me irreverently hungry. #fb #
Man, quite the cavalcade of weirdos and whiners on the city bus at 2pm. I fit right in. #fb #
From now on, under "address", I'm going to write, "airport". #fb #
Toilet flushes that are full of sound and fury yet signify nothing #thingsthatannoyme #fb #
Off to Saskatoon lated day for the @csebsceb student conference. Will anyone else be there? #fb #
Is it so wrong that I just visualized brushing my teeth with a butter stick? #fb #
I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/zEJEcmG1 #
Potential title for my autobiography: "Belly Fat: The Insipid Lipid." #fb #
Inbox forced under 80 for the first time in months. Time for breakfast. #fb #
Hey, UOttawa REB (ethics) office: I'm actually quite impressed with how fast you've processed my latest round of applications! Well done! #
Channa masala with a side of Zantac #fb #
If I'm out of laundry detergent, I can use hand soap, right? Right? #fb #
It's a bad sign when I have to take a 10pm break from marking to go into the rain to buy antacids 🙁 #fb #
Dear people who email me forms made in MS-Word: don't use underlines for spaces. Use spaces for spaces. #fb #
I'm at Fairmont Château Laurier (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/42nSS6od #
Ottawa, bitches #fb #
Chicago, bitches #fb #
I'm at The Cheshire (St Louis, Missouri) http://t.co/QyxiK88D #
The sitting room of my gothic hotel (The Cheshire) in MO #fb http://t.co/dt9FUp5Q #
Not helping: Passengers sue Air Canada for $20-million after groggy pilot sent plane into terrifying nosedive http://t.co/muYqfUzJ #fb #
Wow. A lot of people are still using hotmail. #supwitdat #fb #
As I nap in the William Golding room of my gothic hotel, I realize that Golding would have been 101 this year! #fb #
What's up with these hotel maids who want to clean your room at 9:AM? #fb #
Students come in two flavours: those who submit their essays as DOC files, and those who use DOCX. #fb #
Timeline of the far future. Kinda neat: http://t.co/HBOUz5Gg #fb #
Staying in a quaint Missouri gothic inn modelled on the lives of British authors. Mine is the "William Golding" room. No flies yet. #fb #
Great. Now a fat dude is taking up half my seat. #grrrr #fb #
Sweet Jeebus. Connecting through Pearson on a flight to the US could not possibly be more inefficient #fb #
I'm at Ottawa MacDonald-Cartier International Airport (YOW) (Ottawa, ON) w/ 4 others http://t.co/GN7Kk3GZ #
Oh, Air Canada, you have joined all US airlines in somehow managing to make air travel even more stressful than it needs to be. #fb #
My vow: I'm burning through my Aeroplan points, then I'm never flying Air Canada again. Ever. #fb #
I'm at Killens Reid Physiotherapy (Ottawa, ONTARIO) http://t.co/QiWuD9U4 #