Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-05-21

2:AM and I just finished writing an entire grant application… on my smartphone! #fb #
Rice and bean burrito from Blockhead's on 3rd ave. Meh. #nyc #fb http://t.co/6FjmiHph #
When I get thirsty, I want… watahhh! #nyc #fb http://t.co/EsiGKYgj #
late night Korean food #nyc #fb http://t.co/PpKr7UZM #
Egg skillet, corn muffins, bottomless mimosas at Duke's on 3rd ave #nyc #fb http://t.co/uha8TdZg #
Life in USA: bottomless mimosas, fries cooked in bacon fat, wine stores that deliver… but no affordable health care. #fb #
Uh… Mark Zuckerberg… I hope there was a pre-nup. #fb #
Herb encrusted fillet of sole, Uva wine bar, upper east side #nyc #fb http://t.co/BHNsaUtB #
I'm at Emma's Dilemma (New York, NY) http://t.co/WDwOhTXe #
Chicken burrito at Cafe Frida, Central Park West #nyc #fb http://t.co/MbXuIkam #
I'm at Cafe Frida (New York, NY) http://t.co/ir0jNimG #
Is this seriously Ricky Gervais at 50? http://t.co/cLSRzx9H #fb #
Union Square farmers' market on a Saturday morning #nyc #fb http://t.co/ikwjkMWQ #
I'm at Amber (New York, NY) http://t.co/vubvOTvR #
John Diefenbaker's cabinet table from decades past. Note the ubiquitous ashtrays! #saskatoon #fb http://t.co/oLx3i2jo #
"Lil Pedos" play area #saskatoon #fb http://t.co/dWefx52G #
Steak burrito at Dos Caminos on 3rd Ave #nyc #fb http://t.co/i2q4fIH0 #
Dark chocolate Tamils? #fb http://t.co/Lm8wHydE #
Newark, bitches #fb #
Tiny aircraft… 2 hour flight… screaming toddler…NOOOO! #fb #
On Porter 123 to New York (well, Newark). Anyone else here? #fb #
Toronto, bitches. (Well, island airport, anyway.) #fb #
Things are coming up Milhouse #fb #
That's right. Back at the airport. #fb #
Top search term driving traffic to my blog today: "sperms of endearment." #fb #
$55 parking ticket for a freakin' scooter? City of Ottawa, sometimes you just suck. #fb #
Ottawa, bitches #fb #
Calgary, bitches #fb #
I can spend this valuable airport time reading theses, writing grants or revising papers…or…. I can watch cartoons. #fb #
At Saskatoon airport about to fly west to Calgary in order to end up east in Ottawa. Because the world is backwards like that. #fb #
The three point landing http://t.co/mFZYAbVf #fb #
Air-powered Car Coming to India http://t.co/Std3PtQP #fb #
Theses to read, grants, papers and chapters to write, emails to reply to…. time to watch TV. #fb #
Finally watched "Clerks". And…. meh. #fb #