Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-06-18

Jonah Hex: perfect background movie when writing papers, due to the suckitude #fb #
Sheer awesomeness: Modern Movies Made During Cinema’s Golden Age http://t.co/GSKyvAQ0 #fb #
"The Great Gatsby". First 2 sentences should be a mantra. http://t.co/uOWbry82 #fb #
I think I'm actually stoned on curry #fb #
Dear people who make canned salmon: would it have killed you to at least TRY to remove the bones first? #fb #
The Matt Fraction run of "Invincible Iron Man" is awesome! #fb #
My train neighbours are reading NY Times and an Updike novel. Me? Iron Man comics. #winning #fb #
Something the kids won't remember: the horror of having to re-copy old address books #oldtech #fb #
About to take Via train back to Ottawa… in economy class!! #slumming #fb #
New trend of websites of stealing my entire blog posts without attribution. Example, my name is nowhere here: http://t.co/ma9W00eO #fb #
Old video but new to me: tortoise having loud coitus with shoe: http://t.co/U0D1l2f9 (best comment: "still a better story than Twilight" #fb #
"The CN Tower glass floor is built to withstand the weight of 14 large hippos." Or 2 fat Americans. BOOYAH! #fb #
Watching my sister dance with gravity (@ CN Tower Edgewalk) http://t.co/Pw6mhwEu #
The word "asphalt" makes me giggle #fb #
Watching someone's Porsche convertible getting towed #smalljoys #fb #
One more paper completed and submitted. #fb #
Worky (@ Starbucks) http://t.co/ZDWvFQ44 #
Another student summer job opportunity in Markham: http://t.co/xoq7yHqN #fb #
Student summer job opportunity in Markham: http://t.co/z2MQEs5R #fb #
Epidemiology job vacancy in Toronto: http://t.co/GaYZczYY #fb #
I'm at Future Bakery & Café (483 Bloor St W, at Brunswick Ave., Toronto) http://t.co/luNbFTG7 #
I spend so much time at U of T, I should really get an office here (@ Medical Sciences Building) http://t.co/duGzvH7s #
"Prometheus" was underwhelming. But that extended "Life Of Pi" trailer was awesome! #fb #
Massage, baby (@ All About You Spa) http://t.co/Jc1FKKGG #
OK, today someone somehow got to my blog by Googling, "eminem boner." WTF? #fb #
"Johnny Depp's Comanche name: 'Man Who Carries Burton'" -Ralph Garman #fb #
Dear couple awkwardly necking in the Via One lounge, at least have the decency to be better looking. Thank you. #fb #
I'm at VIA Rail (200 Tremblay Rd, Ottawa) http://t.co/ZsdZFyrn #
Apparently, this is how I will look at age 80. Looks the same as last week. http://t.co/11czyWou #
Was Angela Lansbury ever young? #fb #
The Revolution in Syria, UOttawa, June 18 http://t.co/ETpAe0TI #fb #
Prometheus trailer re-done with paper! Awesome! (Too bad the movie was frakking stupid.) http://t.co/DyZOckjW #fb #
The last Harry Potter book came out 5 years ago? Crap, time flies. #fb #
Dear global health/development job-seekers: 4 month consulting position with Aga Khan Foundation: http://t.co/Ci5RuUXm #fb #
Dear global health/development job-seekers: 15 month program officer position with Aga Khan Foundation: http://t.co/gyBYxXG1 #fb #
I believe something was lost in translation here #fb http://t.co/NTIXDDTZ #
Dur Hurdest #fb http://t.co/5JEI61sY #
Hey, student types, if you took any pics with me at convocation, I'd like a copy. Don't forget about your sad, old, drunk professor! #fb #
Cognac and antihistamines. Now THAT's classy. #fb #
Almond butter with unsweetened Saskatoon berry syrup #glutenfreesnacks #fb #
Planning on watching an entire season of Family Guy on the 5 hour train ride tomorrow. #fb #
"Invite" is a verb. "Invitation" is a noun. #grammarnazi #fb #
Homeless dude just congratulated me on my medal. He must be visiting from the future, when I win the seniors' Olympics' 3 metre hobble #fb #
You know, Ottawa, if you stayed summer all the time, people wouldn't make as much fun of you #fb #
I'm at National Arts Centre – Centre National des Arts (53 Elgin Street, Ottawa) http://t.co/sZHx9jYa #
I'm at National Arts Centre – Centre National des Arts (Ottawa, ON) http://t.co/sZHx9jYa #
"If there is absolutely NO REAL SCIENCE in a movie, then it should just be called FICTION, even if it is in space." -anonymous web dude #fb #
Whoohoo! Inbox dipped below 80 for the first time in months… #fb #
Neil Degrasse Tyson on "Prometheus": http://t.co/VJKTgdlM #fb #
"We use science like a drunk uses a lamp-post – for support not enlightenment" http://t.co/8oSn3ARo #fb #
Massage, baby (@ All About You Spa) http://t.co/Jc1FKKGG #
Yes, I am wearing sandals with socks. #fb #
Why can't I get to sleep? Oh yeah, that litre of Coke Zero I just drank… #fb #
My review of "Prometheus": http://t.co/hgnpZDBK #
My reflections on the contributions of Ray Bradbury: http://t.co/033sv8EV #
Just arrived in the mail: Ultimate X-Men 19 #fb http://t.co/ziu1wAHd #
This (http://t.co/MS0JPyUb) brings back fond memories of this (http://t.co/ysg0WHDs) #
Hey, shwarma guy, get off your frakking phone and make me a frakking shwarma! #fb #
Damn, what a productive day. I'm actually getting a little scared. #fb #
Taking bets on how many countries will remain in the Eurozone by the end of 2013. Any takers? #fb #
Dear WordPress, you were working just fine until I foolishly upgraded you. #dontfixwhatsnotbroken #fb #
Your brain cannot handle Hitlar, a movie about Hitler's evil Pakistani gangster son http://t.co/HMLAtrzo #fb #
"@StupefyingFacts: The average fast food burger has meat from 1000 different cattle from 5 different countries!" Ewww. #fb #
I'm at Centre Universitaire – Jock Turcot – University Center (Ottawa, Ontario) http://t.co/ZdjdvTmT #