Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-07-02

  • Re-watching "The Phantom Menace." It's like a parody of itself, and far more enjoyable as a comedy. #fb #
  • Dear Canada Day revellers in Ottawa, please don't destroy my property. Thanks. #fb #
  • Happy 93rd birthday to my grandmother. Her age plus mine almost equals Canada's #fb #
  • Three more papers accepted for publication. Nice way to start the month. #fb #
  • I'm at Berkeley Church (315 Queen St E, at Berkeley St, Toronto) http://t.co/cOtQQBNt #
  • Just saw a doctor of Chinese medicine. Apparently I have yang deficiency. Damn all you women for telling me that size doesn't matter! #fb #
  • "What's worse, that Michael Phelps fell from grace for smoking pot, or that you people looked up to a swimmer in the 1st place." -D Tosh #fb #
  • "The only thing the winter Olympics teaches me is which country has the most rich white kids." -Daniel Tosh #fb #
  • Congrats to U of T global health researcher Dr Prabhat Jha on receiving the Order of Canada http://t.co/uiehwe8E #fb #
  • Tweaked knee, pulled soleus, strained lower trap… it's like the universe doesn't want me to be fit. #fb #
  • Metaphor for all of Toronto: two strangers, forced together, just fed up #fb http://t.co/t7BMCY4f #
  • Toronto, bitches #fb #
  • Dear Ottawa, stop letting rich yacht owners shut down downtown traffic! #bridgeopenings #fb #
  • New haircut…. looks just like the old haircut #fb http://t.co/qSMUlL6d #
  • I'm at Dunn's Famous Deli (220 Elgin St., btwn Lisgar & Cooper, Ottawa) http://t.co/5jS5wHc7 #
  • Man, spicy food makes me high. #fb #
  • You tell 'em, President Carter http://t.co/WIMY5VG0 #fb #
  • Babylon 5 marathon at my place! #geeknight #fb #
  • Hmm. Seems I've been walking around all day with a gaping hole in my crotch. Guess that's why I've been feeling so breezy. #fb #
  • "@paultergeist: @adamcarolla womanporn: "he was a woodsman who listened. All torso and ears."" #
  • In the past 2 weeks I've been mistaken for a convenience store employee, taxi driver, and now…. paper boy. #fb #
  • Anyone else's "high speed internet" a little less than "high speed" today? #fb #
  • So this is where all my money is going #fb http://t.co/Xqp9noDs #
  • Toronto-based job opp in global health: http://t.co/E0uEj9nT #fb #
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