Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-07-09

• OK, so these Americans are moving to Canada in protest against socialized medicine… I don’t get it. http://t.co/e3xuOOJs #fb #
• Here’s a little 80s alt-gasm: David Bowie with Robert Smith http://t.co/hvusEH0U #fb #
• I’m at ONroute Odessa (Hwy 401 East, btwn Odessa & Kingston, Odessa) http://t.co/ttOVvoNt #
• In honour of Anderson Silva, maybe I should get a full Brazilian #ouch #ufc148 #
• Oh crap. Is that Steven Seagal again? #ufc148 #fb #
• Silva! F~ck yeah! #ufc148 #fb #
• Forrest Griffin… WTF? #ufc148 #
• Cung Le! #fb #ufc148 #
• Chronic disease analyst position in Mississauga http://t.co/L705jvAL #fb #
• Epidemiologist job opportunity in Toronto http://t.co/cJUuFSCS #fb #
• Epidemiologist job opportunity in Waterloo http://t.co/L5mgS6ch #fb #
• I’m at ONroute Mallorytown (HWY 401 Westbound, Between Exit # 675 and # 687, Mallorytown) http://t.co/g7g2VAhD #
• Inbox down to 84. Time to sleep. #fb #
• Someone just found my blog by Googling, “public boner.” Great. Just great. #fb #
• I’m often ashamed to have come of age in the 80s: http://t.co/2dNr9yPW #fb #
• From @KyleRyc: dear students in my upcoming classes, don’t try this; I’m on to you. http://t.co/hDCi7g8X #fb #
• Oh, silicone lubricant, is there anything you can’t fix? #fb #
• Brilliant: a man has a conversation with his 12 year old self. http://t.co/GguNQnb6 #fb #
• This week’s bathroom reading #fb http://t.co/2QFDfUOV #
• Post workout brekky: eggs, chickpea salad, veggie patties #fb http://t.co/sM81Q8B4 #
• Whoa. I just slept for 13 hours. #fb #
• Discovered a dinosaur in Queen’s Park, with @dkaykay11 #fb http://t.co/AonTFMLo #
• With disappointing granddaughter @ErinYiranLiu #fb http://t.co/ANNoS6gH #
• Sangria with granddaughter @ErinYiranLiu #fb http://t.co/TGiIN2U4 #
• Asparagus tips, courtesy of Jen Farr Superstar #omnomnom #fb http://t.co/AhJIxAmk #
• Fat belly pose in front of US Ambassador’s residence #4thjuly #fb http://t.co/afRZGC1e #
• Pulled pork, sliders, nuggets and slaw at US Ambassador’s residence #4thjuly #fb http://t.co/gkuXokEv #
• Job opportunity: web editor for International Institute for Democracy and Electoral Assistance in the Netherlands: http://t.co/lRQwFB72 #fb #
• How Celine Dion should be heard http://t.co/bftHiUXo #
• :Twitter haiku 327 – “New racist product / Gel for packing tight suitcase / They called it, ‘Pack-eaze'” #fb #
• Using tequila to kill the fungi attacking my house plants. What can possibly go wrong? #fb #
• Herman Cain responds to an alien invasion: http://t.co/RXyqzgsg #awesome #fb #