Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-07-16

"A sport without black people is not really a sport. It's a game." -Chris Rock #fb #
Just finished watching JCVD. Van Damme is still the man. #fb #
High tea at the Tea Party #fb http://t.co/YfRraWQ8 #
Dear idiotic Sunday morning Ottawa drivers: when you're turning RIGHT, look RIGHT, not LEFT. #fb #
Late night banana split at Zak's Diner #fb http://t.co/YZG244dq #
I'm at Chez Lucien (137 Murray St., at Dalhousie St., Ottawa) http://t.co/zrNAHkV5 #
Job opportunity in Toronto area: public health policy advisor http://t.co/gzNy4Veg #fb #
"When you're a working class Mum, Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter." -Ricky Gervais #fb #
"I didn't know my father was a drunk until I saw him sober once. I think it was a Sunday morning." -Ricky Gervais #fb #
Bad idea = curry for breakfast. (Leads to Rolaids for lunch) #fb #
:Twitter haiku 328 – "Makers of 'Friendster' / Starting new Egypt-themed site / Calling it, 'Sphinxter'" #fb #
Whoa. Today is when Marty McFly will arrive from 1985! #fb http://t.co/7OHG69Ab #
My article (linked) just won 2nd place in 2012 Ethnic Media Awards, under "Outstanding International Reporting." http://t.co/cnniBGwn #fb #
For those students who've been asking, this coming year I am teaching HSS2381A, HSS4331A, HSS4303B and HSS5901. #fb #
I'm at Somerset Gardens (138 somerset, Ottawa) http://t.co/Ea9Iok6T #
I have declared war on the fungi attacking my houseplants. It's like living with the enemy. #fb #
"Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential." http://t.co/MUhXUuP4 #
Brazilian beer commercial featuring Anderson Silva, Bruce Buffer and Steven Seagal: http://t.co/YiuVuEz9 #
Someone just found my blog by Googling, "hairstyles for a young pimp." #fb #
Condo is spotless. You know what that means. #procrastination #fb #
Nicola Tesla would have been 156 years old today… if he were immortal. Which he might be. #fb #
Watching "Apollo hoax" films on Youtube, and am now very much dumber for the effort. #fb #
Epidemiologist job opportunity in Ottawa #2 http://t.co/SgQrQmn6 #fb #
Epidemiologist job opportunity in Ottawa #1 http://t.co/qMqMImf5 #fb #
I'm impressed by the FBI's pro-activeness here http://t.co/vvdUmQEV #fb #
"@EurekAlertAAAS: HPV vaccine reduces infection, even in unvaccinated. http://t.co/Nc3ZO8Zy" #fb #