Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-07-23

  • Why Are American Kids So Spoiled? : The New Yorker http://t.co/zamnjBPc #fb #
  • One more paper accepted for publication. #fb #
  • Kate Capshaw singing "Anything Goes" in Mandarin is still weirdly probably my all-time favourite movie moment #TempleOfDoom #fb #
  • "Patio" and "ratio" should really rhyme #fb #
  • Toronto, bitches. (Happy now?) #fb #
  • Just received my first royalty cheque in years for sales of my books. Didn't even know they were still in print somewhere! #fb #
  • Happy Moon Day everybody! This should be a global holiday. #fb #
  • Today's discovery: red wine mixed with vinegar is a passable substitute for red wine vinegar. You're welcome. #fb #
  • Ottawa-based public health internship for students/grads, Sep-Dec. Deadline Aug 10. Email manager@cpha.ca for details http://t.co/qoPDRDro #
  • 3:AM and inbox down to 65. Good enough for bedtime, I think. #fb #
  • Just tried to use my tablet computer while hanging upside-down in an inversion table. Anyone else see the problem with this plan? #fb #
  • She ain't gonna win Mom of the Year award. http://t.co/88l8FSu6 #fb #
  • The tag just fell off of my mattress! Seriously! #ohnoes #fb #
  • "My neighbourhood's so bad, you can get shot while you're getting shot." -Chris Rock #
  • Someone just messaged me: "I'm just saying you put the ass in asset." #fb #
  • Happy 94th birthday to Nelson Mandela #fb #
  • Guess I'm still groggy… just washed dishes using a tea bag for a sponge. #fb #
  • Imbox under 70… good time to sleep. #fb #
  • They say you're supposed to wake up at dawn. I go to bed at dawn. #fb #
  • Where are you on the global fat scale? I'm most lke a fat, middle aged man in Macedonia http://t.co/owLLO1It #fb #
  • Best toddler Halloween costume: http://t.co/VM2auh44 #fb #
  • Cooking with wine…. which means that no work is getting done tonight #fb #
  • "The week that Johnny Cochrane died, at least ten people had to cancel their murders." -Charlie Murphy #fb #
  • "I took an AIDS test. I passed. I got a 65." -Chris Rock #fb #
  • My condor's rooftop garden, taken on my newly re-jiggered tablet #fb http://t.co/5G0qifjC #
  • Grilling steaks on the roof… #fb #
  • Today's purchase #fb http://t.co/RKf8NuM8 #
  • So glad to live in a time and place where no one bats an eye at a sign like this #fb http://t.co/3I2FCbiv #
  • Baby Names Are Getting Even Worse. "don't fuck with Blayde's brother, Nyfe." http://t.co/ohWEQZTB #fb #
  • "Community college is like a disco with books." -Chris Rock #fb #
  • The world's first online FREE university http://t.co/KmgESFgJ #fb #
  • Happy 67th anniversary to the human-made atomic explosion. #
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