Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-08-13

Upon seeing this on my window sill, my sister asked, "Why is Captain Kirk standing next to a rooster?" #fb http://t.co/LJJIl6wf #
45, bitches. Statistically, half way through life. Maybe I'll do the second half gay. #fb #
Another b-day present to myself is re-watching porn star Anna Polina re-enact Marion Cotillard's awful death scene http://t.co/cMCN8wmB #fb #
Spent several hours now setting up my new computer. Trouble remembering how we used to do this without a hi-speed web connection #old #fb #
Happy birthday, Hulk Hogan! (And others.) #
Anybody else having issues getting Facebook to work right now? #fb #
Oh, MicroSoft. Really? #grammarfail #fb http://t.co/MJIlEpHN #
Sexual health volunteer educators needed, downtown Toronto http://t.co/NT46tYfw #fb #
Policy and research internship on health disparities. Downtown Toronto. http://t.co/q1lXzxKJ #fb #
Chronic disease research analyst position in Peel region http://t.co/IH6fBikz #fb #
Just finished reading, "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier": Effin' genius. #fb #
My birthday present to myself: brand new Lenovo v570. That's right: yet another computer. #fb #
Late night burrito at Burro Burrito http://t.co/i5v55s2z #
Flight landed at YTZ 70 min ago, and I still haven't made it to Union station. Toronto traffic negates any advantage to flying Porter. #fb #
I've been trying get out of Billy Bishop airport for an hour now. Seriously, had I landed at Pearson, I would have been downtown by now #fb #
Girl at the airport is wearing lace hot pants. Looks more like she has a pillow case lodged in her ass. #fb #
Toronto, bitches #fb #
I'm at Billy Bishop Airport Ferry Terminal (2 Bathurst St., Toronto) http://t.co/kcttzcMq #
Checking in at the Porter desk at YOW is such a joy, especially when I see the Air Canada chaos in the next line #fb #
Sweet Zod, 4 phone calls and 20 minutes later… CAA makes it soooo hard for me to give them money. #fb #
I love it when a Scottish person says "food poisoning." Sounds more like, "FOOT poisoning." #fb #
Today two people found my blog by Googling "Guyanese male haircuts" and… wait for it… "public boner" #fb #
I have mixed feelings about James Cameron's films. But his record-breaking dive sure took some balls. http://t.co/BVBqP42F #fb #
"How much would you pay for the Universe?" Neil deGrasse Tyson tells us why funding space exploration is important http://t.co/mDA3EBoX #fb #
I'm at Catherine street Chiropractic http://t.co/ljknl9rQ #
Overdosing on Niall Ferguson lectures #fb #
Happiness is finishing your run and your grilling just as the rains start… #fb #
Grilling turkey burgers on the roof #fb #
Just had a professional massage in my condo while listening to Niall Ferguson lectures on Youtbe #wonkrelaxtion #fb #
Today is the 71st anniversary of the death of Rabindranath Tagore. In case you were wondering. #fb #
Dear girl on dating site with profile name "Hummer": Maybe you like to sing under your breath, but that's not what we're assuming. #fb #
"A baby is just a bald, shirtless human being with a bag of its own crap around its waste." -Patton Oswalt #fb #
Just learned that Anne Frank's father was alive until 1980. Don't know why that amazes me. #fb #
How cool is this? Satellite view of Curiosity lander suspended by parachute over Mars http://t.co/GbkkAOKX #fb #