Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-08-20

External examiner for a PhD defence at 9:AM… in French! Gulp. Probably first time the examiner is more nervous than the student. #fb #
Interviewed for an article in http://t.co/fp6ds16S. Interesting… #fb #
Watching "Politically Incorrect". Did Mark Cuban just say that the Chinese attacked Pearl Harbor??? #fb #
One more paper accepted for publication #fb #
A single Guyanese thyme plant, rapidly taking over my home #fb http://t.co/TjuHF258 #
Best OAG video yet http://t.co/Fko2JEcQ #
I think that unblinking "overly attached girlfriend" chick is kinda cute. In a serial killer sort of way. #fb #
"Hoedown" sounds like something a paramedic would shout in the red light district #fb #
Betteridge's Law states, "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'". #learnings #fb #
Acme bird caller? If only Wile E Coyote had had one! #fb http://t.co/H7SDyVgp #
For a city with so many bikes, Ottawa drivers really are incompetent when it comes to sharing the road with cyclists #payattention #fb #
Chinese sex scandal… I love that the dudes are still wearing glasses. http://t.co/nxLBbOCn #fb #
Global health volunteer opportunities abroad http://t.co/9ccNmW24 #fb #
Congrats HSS students @tarun_rahman @sunshineofjoy @J_Ged and others on your paper! http://t.co/H93pyMN5 #fb #
Mormon lingerie? http://t.co/auNsi7Gb #fb #
New haircut. I call it the "brown and confused Julian Assange" look #fb http://t.co/ROLgDHlV #
I always wanted to tweet mid-haircut #fb http://t.co/JQ7LJIwQ #
Dear girl on dating site, I don't think being half English and half Scottish really qualifies you as being of "mixed race." #fb #
Three of the top 5 most "liveable" cities in the world are in Canada. http://t.co/IezUnccX #fb #
When I asked my masseuse if the economics lecture in background was annoying her, she said, "No, I'm a Virgo: I'm an intellectual, too." #fb #
Telling teens history of epidemiology: "200 yrs ago in London, there was a man named John Snow…" girl interupted: "From Game of Thrones!" #
I just asked some high school students, "What causes AIDS?" And one answered in all seriousness, "Chickens." #fb #
Got the inbox down to 100. Good enough for me to go to bed. #fb #
38 years ago today, The Ramones played CBGB for the first time, and punk rock was born. #fb #
Global health students looking for mentors, keep checking CSIH's MentorNet page: https://t.co/56CduwbW #fb #
YODIBA by Jaco Snyman #fb http://t.co/8FtX5WCe #
Awesome 360 degree panoramic shot from the surface of Mars http://t.co/gFUPyTzE #fb #
With High Commissioner Gavai at the official Indian Independence Day event #fb http://t.co/kzbQTb2M #
Speaker just called Canada the "second oldest democracy in the world." Really? Is this true? Anyone? #fb #
At Indian High Commission's independence day event. Mmmm.. smell the curry! #fb #
Neil Young looks like a caveman, and Tom Jones looks like…. Shatner. http://t.co/t7R9CxV8 #
TE Lawrence would have been 124 today. #fb #
A birthday present #fb http://t.co/Kw06BoFJ #
The invisible bike helmet! http://t.co/Nu4VDKO7 #fb #
In case you haven't seen this yet… weep for the future. https://t.co/rIYBMmQ7 #
What's more mesmerizing, the view… or the view. If you know what I mean. http://t.co/UMZc0uJf #fb #
Ottawa, bitches #fb #
My standard Guyanese breakfast #fb http://t.co/AFXI932y #
5:30AM…. time for bed. #fb #
Watching "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." They don't make 'em like this anymore. #fb #
Average US IQ is only 98! But in Canada it's one less. (I think I know who's bringing down the average) http://t.co/0DHiXkSe #fb #
Want to know what space exploration has done for your life? This: http://t.co/eIflKJ81 #fb #
Antimatter produced in thunderstorms http://t.co/4j8Y5A2Y #fb #
Brains…. #fb http://t.co/VctY6NQB #
Today's discovery: beer and productivity don't go together #fb #
Intellectual "impostures" http://t.co/DdwO8vuY #fb #
"@richardbranson: New study that proves that #climatechange is real and mainly caused by humans http://t.co/mVEdRzSB" #fb #