Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-09-03

Who are these people who –in droves!– end up at my website after Googling, "gay cats"? Who Googles "gay cats" for @!#$ sake? #fb #
1973 Bowie from TOTP. My memory of the 70s is of polyester, cig smoke and stifling hairspray… and I was just 5! http://t.co/xitwnrdZ #fb #
The Dollarama is officially the busiest place in my hood. #fb #
How can I get up at 1pm, eat a hamburger, watch Dr Who, then be exhausted by 3:30pm? #fb #
A Harvey's burger for breakfast? Yeah, I deserve it. #fb #
Mmm. Just discovered another late night snack: cottage cheese and honey! #fb #
Things I have learned today: UOttawa health services plastic H20 bottle is NOT dishwasher safe. D'ohh! #fb #
How Apollo astronauts paid for their health insurance. http://t.co/DFXw1pkX #fb #
Carbs #fb http://t.co/plLDXzEz #
I never want to see Dinesh D'Souza or Ron Christie on my TV screen ever again. Except maybe if the volume is off. #fb #
Today's gonna be a carb day, dammit! #fb #
Bill Maher to that idiot Dinesh D'Souza: "How far up your ass did you have to go to pull that out?" #fb #
Excellent deleted scene from The Avengers http://t.co/nPRSAsAW #fb #
Re-watching "Thor." Everytime I hear "Asgard" I picture a rectal chastity belt. Just sayin'. #fb #
The Dark Knight Roasted. Ha! http://t.co/idAH4YeS #
Mildly entertained and somewhat horrified by the bad science being reported today regarding tonight's "blue moon." #fb #
Which Marvel movie should I re-watch tonite? Iron Man 1, 2, Thor, Cap America, Hulk or Avengers, each of which I've already seen 8X? #fb #
Obama's chair responds to Clint Eastwood http://t.co/ldY4GQEo #fb #
Ah yes. Buying a shwarma while a dog poops on the sidewalk and its owner doesn't scoop. The joys of city life. #fb #
I didn't work out today, but I feel like getting late night shwarma. Did I deserve it? Say yes, please say yes… #fb #
Two hamsters, one wheel. http://t.co/a2minaIF #fb #
Dear, Hartman's Grocery: where do you hide the freakin' gluten-free bread? #fb #
It's not exactly brain surgery, is it. http://t.co/UIp7TguA #fb #
"@BrentSpiner: After watching Clint Eastwood's speech last night at the RNC, I'm voting for the chair." #fb #
GoFTP is the freakin' fastest FTP client I've ever seen… but it's full of SpyWare and Trojans. So avoid! #fb #
In honour of today's Blue Moon, I give you… Blue Moonday! http://t.co/PAz62Tba #fb #
Anyone else noticing that Facebook is really slow right now? (It's like Zod is saying to me, "Write those grants, Ray…" #fb #
Wow. My sperm story has gone global. Here it is being discussed in Indonesian! http://t.co/TPjPrSAq #fb #
Interesting: just got cited by American Council on Science & Health, known for their funding by chemical and pharma http://t.co/FLIIx6Bn #fb #
Writing 4 grant apps this weekend, but may need some grown-up fun at some point, before life with students resumes. So gimme options! #fb #
Oh, if I weren't so lazy, I'd totally do this. http://t.co/hQupWeHt #fb #
Vegetable Owl: Cool, but it looks a tad photoshopped. I call shenanigans. http://t.co/0sgQtIkW #fb #
Is she sleeping on her side, back, or stomach? http://t.co/MCN9GXd4 #fb #
Good Guy Windows. That's right, bitches. http://t.co/bmC55qDD #fb #
Maybe the owner doesn't see it http://t.co/Tc22hvVc #fb #
Old-School Doctor Who Episodes That Everyone Should Watch. I'd add any of the E-Space episodes. @io9 http://t.co/eDBCMcrE #fb #
Yeah, they've got Condi and Cain, but you really think the Republican party doesn't attract a heap load of racists? http://t.co/zERUhnTU #fb #
Sri Lankan boat people making for Australia. Fascinating story. Hope they make it! http://t.co/rVaj8anX #fb #
Hey, UOttawa grad students: Teaching Assistant orientation day is Sep 8: http://t.co/tKRcUAxv #fb #
I tell ya, if my milkshake were bringing all the boys to my yard, I'd sic the freakin' hose on 'em. Off my lawn, you bloody kids! #fb #
After 3 months of sun and H20, my pepper plants have given me… a single bell pepper the size of my nose. Into the curry with ye! #fb #
Stop. Curry time. #fb #
Full moon tonight. Look up and wink at Neil Armstrong #fb #
Scotiabank to buy ING Bank of Canada for $3.13 billion. Nooooo! I like ING just the way it is, thank you. http://t.co/8eeNwD88 #fb #
“Hitler” Clothing Store in India Causes A Stir, Owner Pleads Innocence. Oh, my sad, sad peeps. http://t.co/x1r3kntD #fb #
Had a Harvey's burger today. First fast food in months. It was soooo good. #fb #
You know you've made it when you're quoted in Jezebel http://t.co/2BQ9oUlD #
A real photo of real samurai with real katanas posing by the real Sphinx http://t.co/EE1owtAO #fb #
!!! http://t.co/rJwBbpZR #fb #
Man, that sperm story sure has legs! http://t.co/UepFaYtc and http://t.co/O2MvLMRa #
Oral sex as a cure for morning sickness? Oh sperm, is there anything you can't do? http://t.co/4a6An1y5 #fb #
My first international news headline on the UOttawa website! #fb http://t.co/khU0ZykG #
Take the sex taboo quiz. (I got 1 wrong, about age of first female sexual activity). http://t.co/Sof3Zb4j #fb #
A feature article about my research on LiveScience website! http://t.co/s2sEZyNY #fb #
Just watched "documentary" claiming Moon landings were faked to protect secret Nazi space prog, driven by Masonic devil worship. WTF? #fb #
Smarter Men Have More Sperm http://t.co/K1j8t7oL #fb #
"5 Whores Who Changed History" http://t.co/uXKF2HfI #fb #
British plans for Assange revealed in clipboard image http://t.co/W61Ips8m #fb #
Nurse has 100 orgasms a day. Insert your own joke here. http://t.co/XTzK4Aup #fb #
It's official. I have a shoulder labral tear 🙁 #fb #
That's right: semen is an anti-Depressant for women. Now you know what to do, all you sad ladies. http://t.co/RTYAScNg #fb #
Gotta remember to share this with my epidemiology students http://t.co/t5n9yDnR #
Me: "it's hard being a perv." Friend: "But you make it look so easy." #fb #
Autism: "Hospitalization for a viral infection… triples the odds." Hmmm, know what reduces that risk? VACCINATION. http://t.co/ysqQ2f0u #
Dog shaming http://t.co/hgkVTHht #fb #