Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-09-17

“The Ultimate Fighter: India”? Seriously? All right, I’ll give it a watch. http://t.co/OCcTnztm #fb #
Watching the Muppets. Does everyone realize Gonzo is an alien who frakks chickens? How is this a kids’ show? #fb #
Dear women on dating sites: Everyone likes to “have fun.” By definition, “fun” is something people enjoy having. It’s NOT an interest. #fb #
“Staring was the one thing he could do more intently than masturbation.” Brian Sewell re: Salvador Dali #fb #
Can’t believe we’re only 2 years away from the 100th anniversary of the start if WWI. #whyamIthinkingofthisnow #fb #
Ben Browder has now been in Farscape, Stargate and Dr Who: the holy trifecta of contemporary sci-fi #fb #
Cool: real people live on the set of Star Wars! http://t.co/Y5X0UnM1 #fb #
The R2D2 bra. These are indeed the droids I’m looking for. http://t.co/ttGxTBtK #fb #
Oh sure, NOW my plants start bearing tomatoes, just when they’re abut to freeze! #fb #
Dear Gordon Ramsay, “infuse the broth” just sounds so.. dirty. #fb #
Dear girl on dating site: “analyst” and “analist” are different. One is a profession, the other a lifestyle. Both are job descriptions. #fb #
Few things improve a lecture more than a comic book #fb http://t.co/Ky59Dybn #
We may soon have a female supreme court judge named Bich. Insert your own joke here. #fb #
Dear lecturer, there is no “u” in “diabetes.” Nor is it the name of a Roman emperor. #fb #
Easy transition from “lecturer mode” to the “smartly dressed” code required for event: I put on shoes and cufflinks. #fb #
Made the mistake of watching “The Fish Police.” It’s Cod-awful! #fb #
Toronto job opp: Research Coordinator, Health Promotion Chronic Disease and Injury Prevention http://t.co/UNCSMimn #fb #
University of Toronto HIV/AIDS Research Ethics Board is looking for members http://t.co/YknKTWN9 #fb #
Another paper revised and resubmitted. Time for a comic book and a nap. #fb #
Someone just found my pithy and erudite blog about politics, science and philosophy by Googling, “jennifer aniston without makeup.” #fb #
Stylized, HD rendering of Curiosity’s landing on Mars http://t.co/L34rLPde #fb #
A global action grant opportunity for youth aged 18-35. (there are 35-year old “youths”? WTF?) http://t.co/B00FgD9J #fb #
Two grad student-made blueberry muffins + a litre of kale juice = one confused digestive system #fb #
Day’s off to a bad start when you have a lengthy email correspondence with the WRONG person. #gmailfail #autocorrect #fb #
My interview with the UOttawa student paper, The Fulcrum http://t.co/r0rKjhyG #fb #
Inbox under 100, tomorrow morning’s lecture written, and it’s not even 4:AM. I’m allowed 3 hours sleep now, right? #fb #
Oh the 1970s. I hope no one remembers this disco version of the Superman theme. http://t.co/RgGg4RXN #fb #
Dalai Lama says religion “is no longer adequate” –You tell ’em, DL. http://t.co/x66o5YGR #fb #
9 Overlooked Technologies That Could Transform The World http://t.co/U5tsIzUa #fb #
Watching “The Mystic Masseur” and cringing at the supposed Trinidadian accents. #fb #
A third of students gain no measurable skills in 4 years of uni. And if they do, the gains are usually minimal! http://t.co/pzMHrGJ0 #fb #
Just got news that a revised paper was accepted to a BMJ journal. Sweeeeet! #fb #
Sloth patrol. So much weirdness to this video. http://t.co/tqnkCIiu #fb #
Hmm. It seems I just crashed a conference that I thought I’d registered for, but really hadn’t. Nice. #free #fb #
The new Social Sciences building is sweet! Meanwhile my office is in a basement with walls made from dividers and a shower door #uottawa #fb #
Right now: the very first lecture of our all new graduate programme. #fb #
They’ve scheduled my evening classes in the Law faculty’s moot courtroom! I need to invest in a gown and perfumed wig… #fb #
Toronto job opp: HIV education coordinator http://t.co/lRnaqzpB #fb #
Toronto job opp: Evaluation Assistants, Rainbow Health Ontario http://t.co/KQT1wR6z #fb #