Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-09-24

“If you can’t tell the difference between this man [Obama] and this man [Romney], you’re not a swing voter; you’re a lesbian.” -B. Maher #fb #
Happy birthday, Karl Pilkington. Just re-listened to 4 hours of the original podcasts. #fb #
This is a first. A father emailed me to find an Ottawa-based “Dr Who” interest group for his daughter, a student at UOttawa. Any ideas? #fb #
Ever notice how much pitted dates look like dead roaches? #fb #
Pissed that I’m missing Ottawa’s first Nuit Blanche tonight 🙁 #fb #
I’m the only man at a conference of women. I’m gonna show off my peeing while standing up. Take that! Ha! #fb #
Toronto, bitches #fb #
Epidemiologist job in Waterloo http://t.co/NsA3SDC1 #fb #
I can’t seem to remember the name, “Tatiana.” I always want to say, “Titania.” I think we know why. #fb #
Wizard Gandalf style http://t.co/rK5IWL8c #fb #
Mmmmmm…. mutton. #fb http://t.co/9EKXEyfG #
OMG #fb http://t.co/kkCn2Ssx #
Why proofreading is so important #fb http://t.co/QNgnl7cJ #
Galactus is Nigh! #fb http://t.co/u8gUCnl6 #
Why is Deadpool wearing a suit jacket? http://t.co/3MPX8vXm #fb #
One of my monstrous Guyanese thyme plants finally collapsed under the stress of its own weight. I swear, they feed on me in my sleep. #fb #
Who needs porn? I have reruns of “Rock of Love.” #fb #
This dance number was genuinely performed on set and during filming of Predator 2 http://t.co/xGiRcK8f #fb #
Just gave the worst lecture of my career. That’s what happens when I’m well rested. #fb #
8 hour sleep feels GREAT! Does anyone else know about this?? #fb #
Epidemiology-related data analyst job opp in Toronto: https://t.co/Ytjeh6Ar #fb #
Whoa. http://t.co/lpn6F40Q #fb #
Oh, people were Googling the Voltaire QUOTE, and not saying that they detested Voltaire. #grammar #
procrastinating, so I typed, “I detest”, into Google, and got… http://t.co/HrCaZe39 #
Time to make some midnight curry! #fb #
My latest paper: “Measuring reproductive tourism through an analysis of Indian ART clinic Websites” http://t.co/1BB1Mxdz #
Oh, Veronica. http://t.co/kiPUOZPO #fb #
Hindenburg interior looks like those awful, moldy 60s office buildings. http://t.co/xXu6w8Bb #fb #
Ahhh, boobs. http://t.co/CpekaFWk #fb #
Ahh, book clubs. http://t.co/5Rrirvxt #fb #