Weekly Twitter Tweets for 2012-10-01

• Dear WestJet. Thanks for answering the phone. Never mind. #fb #
• Hey, WestJet… ANSWER THE BLOODY PHONE!! #fb #
• I predict some live action hentai in her future http://t.co/9Eku5Bd1 #
• Watching "El Dorada" on AMC. One particularly racist scene has been clumsily deleted. #fb #
• I had a dream about an enormous honey sandwich on whole wheat bread. That's how exciting my life is. #fb #
• I've been hearing rumours of a NASA L2 base for months now. Won't happen. But we can dream. http://t.co/HwFjpkLn #fb #
• Best death scene EVER http://t.co/yYvNeADX #fb #
• I'm so glad ants don't rule the world. Or do they…? http://t.co/aWKBBLFn #fb #
• I'll never understand why so many people line up in advance to board the train when we all have reserved seating! #fb #
• Waiting to board Via 59 to Toronto. Anyone else here? Want to buy me a sandwich? Anyone? Bueller? #fb #
• Job opp: bilingual project coordinator for health and fitness activities. Toronto-based. http://t.co/WGFSPtjp #fb #
• Job opp: Program Coordinator for Canadian Cancer Society in Toronto. http://t.co/LJT44lrn #fb #
• Research associate job in Kingston http://t.co/owkhEZJR #fb #
• Due to poor planning, I will be traveling to Toronto 6 times in the next 9 days. Sigh. #fb #
• When I plug into the bottom socket, I feel like I'm doing the Wobbly H http://t.co/HTinAlBP #
• Is this the worst tattoo ever… or the BEST? https://t.co/kBQ641rH #fb #
• All you Toronto-based animal people might want to subscribe to the PawsWay newsletter. http://t.co/DhPZLzSk #fb #
• Cool thing that I learned today: http://t.co/XjAwt03d #fb #
• Was cut off by a limo, from which two armed goons with ear pieces escorted a suited woman into a drug store. Serious Neo-Citran shortage #fb #
• This is one of the most moving things I've read about the Internet in a very long time. I'm floored. http://t.co/9Kv7PBC4 #fb #
• Men: we don't know what we did. http://t.co/9k9ErA6q #fb #
• Mystery of the disappearing bees: Solved! Sell your Bayer stock! http://t.co/W3BrkgS3 #fb #
• "Wearing a Snuggie is like having a small child with polio hold you in a full nelson." -Daniel Tosh #fb #
• The words "Extra Virgin" both confuse and intrigue me. #groceries #fb #
• Cooking with wine again, and sampling liberally. Again. #fb #
• Vandalize a work of art, then demand royalties. These are indeed the end times. http://t.co/bfnXrpN0 #fb #
• Rampage Jackson does the Gangnam Style http://t.co/RvhBslQa #fb #
• Crap. If you ever pop an antihistamine before going to bed, make sure it's not the NON-DROWSY type. AUUUUGHHHH! #fb #
• Holy crap. The first version of MS Excel ("Multiplan") came out THIRTY years ago! http://t.co/Hx5xskiX #fb #
• Thanks to @CICOttawa for inviting me to speak at "Politics In The Pub" tonight, and to my students for cramming the place with bodies! #fb #
• Whoa. I was just cited seven times in someone's Master's thesis. Thanks for the update, Google Scholar! #fb #
• I enjoy Bill Maher. But when it comes to Muslims, he is a bigot http://t.co/ZOgyXnpF #fb #
• Kickin' Jeans. But I don't have the 'fro or 'stache to pull it off. http://t.co/slSXRuLR #fb #