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Twitter tweets from 2012-10-08 to 2012-11-29
As per this post, it seems my automated Twitter backup utility has not been working since Oct 8, 2012. In that post, I managed to retrieve everything from about Nov 30 to Jan 2. Thanks to twimemachine.com, I was finally able to rescue all the tweets from Oct 8 to Nov 29, and here they are:
- I’m in line for the Via train. Don’t we Lords get early boarding or something? #fb Thu Nov 29 21:59:34 +0000 2012
- Many have asked how best to address me now. “MiLord” is probably best. #fb Thu Nov 29 21:56:10 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar (1) don’t double dip (2) if we’re talking orgy, ignore (1) Thu Nov 29 21:55:17 +0000 2012
- @mgradeen yes but you’re best fit as a wet nurse right now Thu Nov 29 21:54:35 +0000 2012
- Presenting our poster at #EnRICH conference with @YiranLiu http://t.co/EtB1NyuI Thu Nov 29 20:49:56 +0000 2012
- When in doubt, have a nap #fb Thu Nov 29 20:14:19 +0000 2012
- As a newly created Lord of the Principality of Sealand, I shall require a retinue. Who wants to be my footman? Herald? Squire? #fb Thu Nov 29 19:24:59 +0000 2012
- Sealand is an oxymoron #fb Thu Nov 29 17:56:52 +0000 2012
- Someone found me after Googling, “Why we should go to Mars.” Cool. Someone else found me after Googling, “Cock noodles.” Not so cool. #fb Thu Nov 29 16:07:28 +0000 2012
- Inbox at a mere 187. Managing my email is now 85% of my job. #fb Thu Nov 29 16:06:16 +0000 2012
- How do you spell bad-ass? T-H-I-S G-U-Y: http://t.co/fDDe878Y #fb Thu Nov 29 15:37:54 +0000 2012
- Coconut oil in my kale juice? Well all right, if you insist… #fb Thu Nov 29 15:30:07 +0000 2012
- And, oh you lucky stats students! In your second last class of the year, today you get to learn all about sample size calculation! #fb Thu Nov 29 07:53:17 +0000 2012
- Inbox holding at 201. Time to try to sleep. #fb Thu Nov 29 07:48:20 +0000 2012
- The word “caucus” makes me giggle. Sounds like the name of an ancient Roman gay porn star. #fb Thu Nov 29 06:39:36 +0000 2012
- Interactive world life expectancy map! http://t.co/ynbJz28p #fb Thu Nov 29 06:00:34 +0000 2012
- @vadum that’s more of a name for a House Elf Thu Nov 29 04:49:04 +0000 2012
- @vadum Jeeves will etransfer it to you Thu Nov 29 04:44:21 +0000 2012
- What do you mean my title is fake?! Isn’t eBay how the Queen got hers? http://t.co/Twu0mEqk #fb Thu Nov 29 04:42:39 +0000 2012
- @vadum Many thanks. Butler, a coin for the commoner! Thu Nov 29 04:36:48 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc yes, commoner Thu Nov 29 04:36:04 +0000 2012
- All hail Lord Wat, newest Lord of Sealand! #thingsIdowhenIvebeendrinking Thu Nov 29 04:22:52 +0000 2012
- Only just learned that the founder of the Principality of Sealand, His Royal Highness Roy Bates, died last month! http://t.co/YNfrKqdi #fb Thu Nov 29 03:48:45 +0000 2012
- Would deaf mutes with Tourettes Syndrome experience an uncontrollable urge to gesture rudely? #fb Thu Nov 29 00:05:42 +0000 2012
- British speaker just used the term “abdo pain.” Hee hee. #fb Thu Nov 29 00:00:52 +0000 2012
- Video address from Rick Hansen at the EnRICH conference #fb http://t.co/zBvqcvRX Wed Nov 28 23:50:10 +0000 2012
- Apparently students take my classes expecting a plethora of boner jokes. Is that what I am to you? A boner joke machine? What a cock up #fb Wed Nov 28 17:10:37 +0000 2012
- Know what’s a cruel tease to kids? Those mall and hotel lobby Xmas trees with the FAKE presents underneath! #fb Wed Nov 28 17:05:57 +0000 2012
- I mistook the sign language interpreter for a performance artist #imajerk #fb Wed Nov 28 16:41:59 +0000 2012
- To whoever copied my visa card number: thanks! Now I can blame you for all those internet porn purchases! #fb Wed Nov 28 16:34:53 +0000 2012
- Hey, this domain name is still available, if anyone wants to buy it: http://t.co/kpkKWqRO #fb Wed Nov 28 01:46:28 +0000 2012
- I tried putting coconut oil into chocolate almond milk. Nope, not advisable. #fb Wed Nov 28 00:01:57 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged but then we probably couldn’t get that snazzy room in the sky Tue Nov 27 19:43:57 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged man, I do love lecturing to your grad class. you guys are fun! Tue Nov 27 19:36:06 +0000 2012
- I do love teaching our graduate class…. but whose idea was it to schedule the class at 8:30AM? Oh yeah… I was on that committee… #fb Tue Nov 27 16:04:13 +0000 2012
- If you would like to donate to Wikipedia, as well, click here: http://t.co/t6Dg2sUS Tue Nov 27 16:01:13 +0000 2012
- I just donated $5 to Wikipedia. Hey, it’s cheaper than spending $500 on a set of Encyclopaedias that will be obsolete in a year! #fb Tue Nov 27 16:00:30 +0000 2012
- If they were to make a porn version of “Liz & Dick” it would be called, “Liz & Dick.” #fb Tue Nov 27 15:43:09 +0000 2012
- Oh dear… Seems North Korea and China think an Onion article is REAL http://t.co/TLfvMZb9 #fb Tue Nov 27 15:39:53 +0000 2012
- Oh, coconut oil, is there anything you don’t taste good in? #fb Tue Nov 27 12:46:59 +0000 2012
- WHOA! Tom Ricks lays the smackdown on Faux News http://t.co/ynqIgIIp #fb Tue Nov 27 05:19:52 +0000 2012
- Bruce Lee would have been 72 today #fb Tue Nov 27 04:58:18 +0000 2012
- Impressive @FareedZakaria essentially (and accurately) called @krauthammer a racist. Finally! #munkdebates Tue Nov 27 04:23:43 +0000 2012
- Charles Krauthammer is an annoying and illogical old codger #fb Tue Nov 27 04:20:00 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged now you know my secret Tue Nov 27 03:35:31 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged multitask! Tue Nov 27 03:18:29 +0000 2012
- Time to watch me some Munk Debates… http://t.co/gradNmw3 #fb Tue Nov 27 03:18:16 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged you should be watching the Munk Debate tonight Tue Nov 27 03:15:26 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged i’m supposed to talk about something to do with population health Tue Nov 27 02:52:15 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged what do you want me to talk about? Tue Nov 27 02:32:14 +0000 2012
- @igmcmillan I will take full credit for all your successes in life Tue Nov 27 01:48:46 +0000 2012
- I’m sure most of these are fake, but they’re still funny. http://t.co/3nUmV4RH #fb Mon Nov 26 22:39:55 +0000 2012
- I still turn on The Simpsons when it’s playing. But I don’t actually watch it anymore 🙁 #fb Mon Nov 26 22:31:00 +0000 2012
- Oops…. suddenly realized I have an 8:30AM lecture tomorrow! Aiieeee! #fb Mon Nov 26 21:43:39 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie sorry, I misplaced the detailed dossier I keep on you Mon Nov 26 18:57:14 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie so you’re going into ENT and/or gastroenterology? Or maybe urology? (Get it? Gag?) Mon Nov 26 18:51:01 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie some doctor you’ll make Mon Nov 26 18:44:15 +0000 2012
- Due to the still lingering gastroenteritis, it’s probably wise that I cancelled my massage this afternoon. #fb Mon Nov 26 18:30:40 +0000 2012
- Tag, you’re next! http://t.co/g5HGXlnN Mon Nov 26 17:03:43 +0000 2012
- Yo, people on Facebook typing those legakese disclaimers about the “Berne Convention”… stop it. http://t.co/Y7O1itMU #fb Mon Nov 26 16:11:46 +0000 2012
- @igmcmillan Good thing the world’s ending next month. Hey, congrats on the Glasgow thing! Mon Nov 26 16:08:42 +0000 2012
- Our first Christmas miracle of the year! http://t.co/vpaAf8h5 #fb Mon Nov 26 16:02:10 +0000 2012
- @mgradeen you can borrow one of mine Mon Nov 26 15:11:33 +0000 2012
- 6 Healthy-Sounding Foods That Aren’t: http://t.co/AFzzE7Wz #fb Mon Nov 26 15:02:57 +0000 2012
- Hmm. Guess I shouldn’t take those antibiotics that expired 18 months ago. #fb Mon Nov 26 13:48:50 +0000 2012
- 20 scary food facts http://t.co/sHzfXnBA #fb Mon Nov 26 13:42:07 +0000 2012
- Oh, gastroenteritis, you are such a bitch. #fb Mon Nov 26 13:07:54 +0000 2012
- Happiness is waking up to 42% humidity. #fb Mon Nov 26 12:48:05 +0000 2012
- Been trying to find this “song” for more than 20 years. And I just stumbled onto it randomly. Colourbox: http://t.co/ZD3fH4BL #fb Mon Nov 26 05:26:37 +0000 2012
- Incredible Superman animation from 1941, back when it truly was an art form http://t.co/xHgJBMa8 #fb Mon Nov 26 02:35:51 +0000 2012
- My humidifier is filled and operating. It’s officially winter. #fb Mon Nov 26 02:31:51 +0000 2012
- RT @picardonhealth: ‘An unseemly fracas has broken out over the wisdom of mandatory flu shots for healthcare workers’ http://t.co/JnlV0n … Mon Nov 26 02:09:00 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 montreal Mon Nov 26 02:06:19 +0000 2012
- RT @PimpBillClinton: Listening to some Skrillex (or Chewbacca and Helen Keller have butt sex. One or the other, for sure). Mon Nov 26 02:05:37 +0000 2012
- Trying to look suave in someone else’s glasses #fb http://t.co/RwgrCxF7 Mon Nov 26 00:48:47 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @1MaginAZN I didn’t realize stalking had such a rule Sun Nov 25 22:32:59 +0000 2012
- @1MaginAZN @soleildelajoie she thinks it helps conceal her when she is STALKING ME IN MONTREAL Sun Nov 25 22:12:22 +0000 2012
- 2.5 hour bus ride while suffering from, um, gastric discomfort. Oh joy. #fb Sun Nov 25 19:51:56 +0000 2012
- After a childhood spent eating Corn Flakes, I suddenly realize its only nutritional value was as a milk delivery system. #fb Sun Nov 25 14:40:39 +0000 2012
- Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends. This one is not nearly as funny as the original http://t.co/aoHtZWta #fb Sun Nov 25 13:46:52 +0000 2012
- If your friends behaved like your cat or your dog http://t.co/yOLlguMy Sun Nov 25 13:42:25 +0000 2012
- 2 hr lecture on Indian economy. Took me a minute to figure out that “mort-gate” was “mortgage”. http://t.co/wFeWrhMe #fb Sun Nov 25 13:31:59 +0000 2012
- How is indefinite detention even an OPTION, let alone the norm? http://t.co/0Y4cMfYG #fb Sun Nov 25 13:25:10 +0000 2012
- Woman ride manatee. Worth reading for the comment below. http://t.co/vcoYXLzD #fb Sun Nov 25 13:13:45 +0000 2012
- “Continental breakfast” is a fancy term for a crap meal. #fb Sun Nov 25 13:07:11 +0000 2012
- When the gourmet cheese plate resembles a selection of excised tumors, it’s time to re-assess your dietary choices. #fb Sun Nov 25 02:10:10 +0000 2012
- Talk about a “stiff upper lip.” Here are the UK rules of golf in the event that the Nazis are bombing your game. http://t.co/IXs4jadY #fb Sun Nov 25 01:40:37 +0000 2012
- William Safire’s rules of grammar http://t.co/5Ev5ahYp #fb Sun Nov 25 00:23:28 +0000 2012
- You mean, there’s HR Giger furniture?? http://t.co/gETQj966 #fb Sun Nov 25 00:19:25 +0000 2012
- Preparing for my foot massage by soaking in… green tea? #fb http://t.co/dtFInPXJ Sat Nov 24 22:16:54 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar but it worked for superman! Sat Nov 24 19:38:13 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar probably true Sat Nov 24 19:37:39 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa maybe not yet. But I’m willing to give you a chance. Sat Nov 24 19:06:07 +0000 2012
- Ryukyu Underground makes me feel stoned, even when the mushrooms I’ve been eating were from the grocery store. #fb Sat Nov 24 18:32:19 +0000 2012
- I would like a resting heart rate in the single digits. But not zero. #fb Sat Nov 24 18:17:05 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa true dat. You’re welcome to do so anytime. Sat Nov 24 18:11:57 +0000 2012
- @ottawanag that sounds messy Sat Nov 24 18:11:29 +0000 2012
- @LindsayMMcPhee sweet. You owe me one 🙂 Sat Nov 24 18:11:13 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa but it’s a privilege to touch my head! Sat Nov 24 18:09:24 +0000 2012
- @Chamika I’m torn on it. It’s funny. But I don’t like my tax dollars paying for fake news when I’m desperate for real news. Sat Nov 24 16:34:44 +0000 2012
- @LindsayMMcPhee that’s also why the weather got better. When it failed to stop my escape, it gave up. You’re welcome 🙂 Sat Nov 24 16:33:48 +0000 2012
- @ottawanag oh yeah? Well I’m at the ottawa via station. So there! Sat Nov 24 16:19:29 +0000 2012
- @LindsayMMcPhee the Ottawa weather was trying to keep me from my train to montreal. It failed! Sat Nov 24 16:18:48 +0000 2012
- @Graham__Hancock any chance your Nov 26 talk will be webcast for those of us outside UK? Pretty please? 🙂 Sat Nov 24 16:13:57 +0000 2012
- Foot massage or head massage? #fb Sat Nov 24 16:12:19 +0000 2012
- @Chamika but not campbell’s chicken noodle! Sat Nov 24 16:11:27 +0000 2012
- Tuna wrap + Campbell’s chicken soup = an evening of gastric misery #fb Sat Nov 24 16:01:13 +0000 2012
- @GenBois hey i just emailed you my number, if you’re free this aft or early tomorrow Sat Nov 24 14:25:52 +0000 2012
- “The number of candles a girl has is directly proportional to how long she will cry after you have sex with her.” -Joe Rogan #fb Sat Nov 24 08:16:12 +0000 2012
- A profound and poetic message from Nikola Tesla http://t.co/mgA66KTh #fb Sat Nov 24 08:15:28 +0000 2012
- At 20, David Bowie’s reply to fan mail. Can you imagine today’s pop stars being as eloquent, literate or generous? http://t.co/WG2jH7xV #fb Sat Nov 24 08:13:02 +0000 2012
- “[George W Bush is] a sad figure… who doesn’t get out of America much. He’s leading the country towards fascism.” -Larry Hagman, RIP #fb Sat Nov 24 08:08:06 +0000 2012
- Heinlein is my least favourite of the SF grandmasters, largely because of his unrealistic perception of the future http://t.co/tu1mvjmz #f Sat Nov 24 07:24:11 +0000 2012
- Letter from Mark Twain to a snake oil salesman, apropos for today’s peddlars of psudescience and fake medicine http://t.co/IKdNKgOq #fb Sat Nov 24 07:20:55 +0000 2012
- Anyone else notice that Facebook now offers “poke suggestions”? #fb Sat Nov 24 05:52:04 +0000 2012
- Love this 40 year old clip of Todd Rundgren. Problem is, he looks like a chick I used to date 🙁 http://t.co/zNxnYCyo #sweetjeebus Fri Nov 23 22:51:24 +0000 2012
- Re-listening to Utopia circa 1974. How can you ignore a band with a green-haired dude named M. Frog Labatt? #fb Fri Nov 23 22:44:19 +0000 2012
- Bowie and Tin Machine singing a country song in Japan. A tad unusual. http://t.co/voy2Hszp #fb Fri Nov 23 22:30:57 +0000 2012
- Listening to the so-called Berlin Trilogy. Die-hard Bowie fans know what I’m talking about. #fb Fri Nov 23 22:13:36 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed now who’s old? Fri Nov 23 22:02:18 +0000 2012
- You know you’re middle-aged when being home alone on a Friday night fills you with great joy… for all the work you can get done. #fb Fri Nov 23 21:56:34 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird uhoh Fri Nov 23 20:42:18 +0000 2012
- RT @ManlyAsshole: Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty fucking awesome. Fri Nov 23 19:55:42 +0000 2012
- RFP opportunity for heart/stroke public awareness program for Ontario South Asians http://t.co/trsXykLX #fb Fri Nov 23 17:30:46 +0000 2012
- Epidemiologist job opportunity in Toronto http://t.co/TLNHJ7vW #fb Fri Nov 23 17:29:26 +0000 2012
- Recasting Star Wars #fb http://t.co/Zs6e79Fw Fri Nov 23 16:45:03 +0000 2012
- what has been seen cannot be unseen #fb http://t.co/TkMQN7gN Fri Nov 23 16:43:52 +0000 2012
- @ZumbawithBinu karaoke? Fri Nov 23 16:32:07 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar @soleildelajoie grab a red-eye, fake daughter Fri Nov 23 14:59:56 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie ok let’s plan for after 11 Fri Nov 23 14:02:42 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie yep. that the one? Fri Nov 23 13:01:51 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie ends in 550? Fri Nov 23 12:57:16 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie haha. 11 late. but either works for me. I can earlier than 11. I’m old, remember? Fri Nov 23 01:32:15 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie later is better for me, but otherwise I’m pretty open Fri Nov 23 01:27:20 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I’m def in Montreal Saturday night. Make time for me. Fri Nov 23 01:03:30 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Reading your random tweets is like watching a crazy person on the bus… and trying to be too obvious about it. Fri Nov 23 00:55:04 +0000 2012
- Attention everyone to whom I owe an email reply: I’m getting to it! Hang on! #fb Fri Nov 23 00:53:54 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed @docblw Actually I didn’t see them in the 80s. But the lie was worth it for the joke. Fri Nov 23 00:41:00 +0000 2012
- @kevinhilditch oh yeah, that was you 🙂 Fri Nov 23 00:26:17 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 well played Thu Nov 22 22:15:22 +0000 2012
- If you live in Canada and are sick of telemarketers, register in the Do Not Call List: ttps://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/insnum-regnum-eng #fb Thu Nov 22 22:07:29 +0000 2012
- I don’t know why people keep phoning me. I’m never going to answer ever again. Just email or text and be done with it. #fb Thu Nov 22 22:05:47 +0000 2012
- I want turkey #fb Thu Nov 22 21:58:36 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 331 – “An online resource / To describe Chinese cookware / Wokipedia” #fb Thu Nov 22 21:52:00 +0000 2012
- @KitsuneLindsay So long as it doesn’t look like an actual man’s armpit Thu Nov 22 21:17:00 +0000 2012
- Has anyone seen “Wizards Vs Aliens”? Is it worth my while? #fb Thu Nov 22 21:14:32 +0000 2012
- A reminder to join Mirhad Loncar and myself for our global health journal club presentations on reproductive tourism, 6pm tonight, RGN 2112 Thu Nov 22 21:10:30 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc maybe Thu Nov 22 21:04:37 +0000 2012
- Just saw in a UOttawa bathroom: “If your shit was a movie, what would the title be?” Um… Big Mama? #fb Thu Nov 22 19:07:34 +0000 2012
- @RashiKhilnani my sister says you can stay with her. I just emailed you her email address Thu Nov 22 18:42:48 +0000 2012
- Baby back ribs at the Baker St Cafe #fb http://t.co/nAiExL0k Thu Nov 22 17:43:06 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry now I expect everyone to get 100% Thu Nov 22 17:17:34 +0000 2012
- I hear The Who is coming to town. I seem to recall going to their FAREWELL CONCERT in 1984 #fb Thu Nov 22 17:07:00 +0000 2012
- @RashiKhilnani am emailing now. Hope they’re in town. Both travel a lot. Thu Nov 22 16:49:42 +0000 2012
- @RashiKhilnani I’ll ask. What dates? Thu Nov 22 16:42:58 +0000 2012
- @RashiKhilnani my sister and bro in law live there. Profs. The only other brown people there probably Thu Nov 22 16:40:12 +0000 2012
- @RashiKhilnani i’m in montreal this weekend. you around? Thu Nov 22 15:40:06 +0000 2012
- Oh Russia. You are the Florida of EurAsia. http://t.co/7MMmUEEO #fb Thu Nov 22 14:31:30 +0000 2012
- @amisha03 compromise: hazelnut paste on a tortilla Thu Nov 22 07:03:52 +0000 2012
- Can’t believe The Clock is almost done its run at the Power Plant and I won’t get a chance to see it! http://t.co/oTLJXv9H #fb Thu Nov 22 03:44:57 +0000 2012
- Just got home from Toronto. It’s almost 11pm. Should I BBQ burgers, have a PBJ sandwich, protein shake, or nothing at all? #fb Thu Nov 22 03:36:35 +0000 2012
- I actually did some work while on the plane. Here is proof. Sort of. #fb http://t.co/h0yBsL0X Thu Nov 22 03:18:55 +0000 2012
- Jeebus Cripes, the wifi at Billy Bishop airport sucks! #fb Thu Nov 22 03:17:53 +0000 2012
- @crundwellg hey, we’ve all been there. Don’t judge. Thu Nov 22 02:43:00 +0000 2012
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Thu Nov 22 02:42:32 +0000 2012
- Just walked to the airport. I feel bad-ass writing that. #yesitwastorontoisland #fb Thu Nov 22 00:27:05 +0000 2012
- Few things funnier than seeing an amateur rapper filming a music video in a park at night #ithinkimightbeinit #fb Thu Nov 22 00:25:34 +0000 2012
- Apparently the Mars Curiosity rover has made a big discovery that NASA will be announcing soon. And guesses? #fb Wed Nov 21 15:17:40 +0000 2012
- Beware, kids; a strange thing happens in adulthood: you start to enjoy your parents’ company. #fb Wed Nov 21 15:10:05 +0000 2012
- Just bought a scanner online for $300. This is what happens when I don’t go to sleep like I said I was going to. #fb Wed Nov 21 05:33:02 +0000 2012
- @GenBois so high maintenance! Wed Nov 21 05:18:24 +0000 2012
- @GenBois hey looks Iike I’ll be in Montreal this weekend. Free for a drink? Wed Nov 21 05:10:23 +0000 2012
- Midnight and I’m MAKING MYSELF GO TO SLEEP!! Good night. #fb Wed Nov 21 05:07:55 +0000 2012
- @AngryBrownGirl I wish I had Wed Nov 21 04:25:27 +0000 2012
- Toronto, bitches #fb Wed Nov 21 01:34:23 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 maybe I will and maybe I won’t Wed Nov 21 01:32:26 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 “oikos” is Greek for “yucky” Wed Nov 21 00:37:27 +0000 2012
- Off to Toronto on Porter 278. If you’re onboard, too, don’t bug me. #fb Wed Nov 21 00:37:03 +0000 2012
- 21 pictures that define the history of science fiction http://t.co/hiEbkLmh #fb Wed Nov 21 00:24:35 +0000 2012
- Zoddamn, I just can’t stay awake this week! Wait…. am I sick? NOOOOO!!!! #fb Wed Nov 21 00:11:22 +0000 2012
- Someone just found my blog from Googling “london ontario tourism.” I bet it wasn’t the shining endorsement they were expecting! #hatelondon Wed Nov 21 00:09:35 +0000 2012
- The world of Oz is a very funny place where everyone wears a very funny face. #fb Tue Nov 20 23:55:02 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc city hall Tue Nov 20 22:36:33 +0000 2012
- My new “Super Ray” T-shirt #fb http://t.co/EsYbF3EM Tue Nov 20 22:03:20 +0000 2012
- Just saw a fat old man in spandex who was roller-blading up a hill. Backwards. #cannotbeunseen #fb Tue Nov 20 21:28:33 +0000 2012
- Just saw my first electric car charging station in Ottawa #fb Tue Nov 20 21:11:25 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie work on it! Tue Nov 20 20:33:44 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie so far I’m free Sat night Tue Nov 20 20:31:41 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie looking strong like I’ll be in Montreal this weekend (Sat-Sun). Free for a drink? Tue Nov 20 20:23:22 +0000 2012
- @rondia Gee Herc, gee Herc! Tue Nov 20 19:23:19 +0000 2012
- Just re-discovered this childhood favourite. Can’t believe it was made in 1961! http://t.co/B1oDY113 Tue Nov 20 19:11:06 +0000 2012
- I have to give ANOTHER lecture now? I don’t wanna! Waahhhhhh! #fb Tue Nov 20 17:26:22 +0000 2012
- Mmmmm… braaiiins…. http://t.co/H64EXqjF #fb Tue Nov 20 17:24:28 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie don’t mock my pain Tue Nov 20 16:04:32 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I know 🙁 Tue Nov 20 14:54:08 +0000 2012
- Back-to-back 7pm and 8:30am lectures? Whose idea was this? #fb Tue Nov 20 12:58:35 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie that’s what all my girlfriends say… in another context Tue Nov 20 12:46:22 +0000 2012
- Surprised red panda http://t.co/8DyIoSCR Tue Nov 20 07:31:27 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged tell them you’re a registered scientician Tue Nov 20 04:36:53 +0000 2012
- Art. http://t.co/dPXWl3xe #fb Tue Nov 20 04:19:43 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged ha. I’m pretty involved with that group, too. A source of sanity back in my grad school days. Tue Nov 20 04:10:36 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged I dunno. I just assumed we were. I will certainly invite everyone out. Tue Nov 20 04:09:33 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged what are you doing there? this part of your research? Tue Nov 20 04:08:37 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged Whaaaaaa???? Breakfast won’t be the same 🙁 Tue Nov 20 04:07:21 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged go to sleep! You have to be wide awake at 8:30 to receive my wisdom! Tue Nov 20 04:04:50 +0000 2012
- Nov 22, 6pm: U of Ottawa global health journal club, RGN2112. I’ll be presenting on reproductive tourism. RSVP to globalhealth@uottawa.ca Tue Nov 20 03:04:29 +0000 2012
- “Martin Kampmann comes from behind more often than Lance Bass.” -Joe Rogan during UFC154 commentary. Hey he said it, not me. Tue Nov 20 02:32:43 +0000 2012
- Can I make palatable chicken curry in under 60 min? let’s see… #fb Mon Nov 19 21:35:06 +0000 2012
- Loving the new letterhead of our journal! http://t.co/xlfTxu4R #fb http://t.co/mnAda2Ix Mon Nov 19 19:01:29 +0000 2012
- Hey, the first test show of the new CSEB epidemiology/biostats podcast is now live! http://t.co/BIsA5U3N @CSEBOttawa @csebsceb Mon Nov 19 17:30:52 +0000 2012
- Entertaining and interesting discussion of the paleo diet http://t.co/X7O1Rmgq #fb Mon Nov 19 16:21:28 +0000 2012
- @Shehbazzz just for you, i’ll post some extra questions Mon Nov 19 04:10:06 +0000 2012
- Watching “Buffy Season 8” motion comic. Just not the same without the original actors’ voices. #fb Mon Nov 19 03:33:16 +0000 2012
- Hey, Jeremy Renner can sing! #fb Mon Nov 19 00:35:32 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 @acurrie Mmmmm… sausage macaroni in soup…. Mon Nov 19 00:11:59 +0000 2012
- Just watched “Safety Not Guaranteed.” Meh. #fb Sun Nov 18 23:18:35 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill Nah. Oslo. Sun Nov 18 21:54:23 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie bastards Sun Nov 18 15:36:20 +0000 2012
- You’re so dumb you think the capital of China is Chinatown. #fb Sun Nov 18 15:35:10 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie You mean they make you wear CLOTHES??? Sun Nov 18 15:34:49 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie oh sweet jeebus Sun Nov 18 15:27:20 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie “Cheer practice”? Never mind. I don’t want to know. Sun Nov 18 15:19:40 +0000 2012
- Q: How many profs does it take to change a bulb? A: None. That’s what grad students are for. #fb Sun Nov 18 15:06:37 +0000 2012
- My latest paper: “India’s Assisted Reproduction Bill and the Maternal Surrogacy Industry” http://t.co/0arHqyDA Sun Nov 18 14:06:58 +0000 2012
- My latest paper: “Pre-Departure Global Health Ethics Training for Medical Volunteers” http://t.co/amue6vK1 Sun Nov 18 14:05:57 +0000 2012
- Know what I hate? The phrase, “It is what it is.” What if I don’t know what it is??? #fb Sun Nov 18 07:14:51 +0000 2012
- RT @neiltyson: If people had sex more often, I wonder whether anyone would still be intrigued by the sex lives of others. Sun Nov 18 07:05:30 +0000 2012
- Science! (Interesting comments at the bottom, as well) http://t.co/tTSyMJwV #fb Sun Nov 18 06:58:44 +0000 2012
- GSP! GSP! #fb Sun Nov 18 05:39:00 +0000 2012
- GSP! GSP! Sun Nov 18 05:02:39 +0000 2012
- @techcyclists nahh. her name sounds too much like tranny Sat Nov 17 23:54:16 +0000 2012
- Instructions for how to use a telephone, 1917 http://t.co/PW2DjEQp #fb Sat Nov 17 22:16:22 +0000 2012
- Never had a twinkie. Never want one. #fb Sat Nov 17 22:15:38 +0000 2012
- UFC 154 tonight, baby! Anyone else excited? Fine, just me then. Bah to all y’all. #fb Sat Nov 17 20:56:57 +0000 2012
- Beef stew with rice noodles at Cho Cham on Somerset #fb http://t.co/Wk4GuX49 Sat Nov 17 19:14:21 +0000 2012
- Vegetarian vermicelli special @ Cho Cham on Somerset #fb http://t.co/nSKJZkpy Sat Nov 17 19:13:36 +0000 2012
- I reached a new low yesteday. I bought ketchup from the Dollarama. #fb Sat Nov 17 14:17:21 +0000 2012
- RT @EricBoehlert: well, well, well….only 3 of 8 GOP senators bothered to show up for 2 hr Benghazi briefing yesterday; http://t.co/Czh … Fri Nov 16 21:07:08 +0000 2012
- RT @ChaseMit: Between S.E. Cupp, Krystal Ball and Touré, MSNBC is your #1 news source for people whose names sound like they were made … Fri Nov 16 21:03:39 +0000 2012
- “The Republicans are licking their wounds, which is ironically [their] health care plan.” -Bill Maher #fb Fri Nov 16 21:00:29 +0000 2012
- Who is this S.E. Cupp idiot, and why is the polluting my TV screen? #fb Fri Nov 16 20:32:07 +0000 2012
- Celebrities you thought were dead, but who are still alive. Holy crap! Doris Day?! http://t.co/1qBlfztv #fb Fri Nov 16 17:18:15 +0000 2012
- Star Trek > Star Wars. More to come, trust me. http://t.co/OdwWCzbH #fb Fri Nov 16 16:37:26 +0000 2012
- Uhoh. Just heard the first Christmas carol of the season 🙁 #fb Fri Nov 16 15:36:02 +0000 2012
- Up since 3am. A well regulated metabolism is for suckers. #fb Fri Nov 16 14:52:48 +0000 2012
- Death rituals from around the world. The chopping off the fingers thing is where they lose me. http://t.co/7BjFQuO5 #fb Fri Nov 16 00:17:32 +0000 2012
- Soviet Waterworld. Who knew? http://t.co/dihoApU6 #fb Fri Nov 16 00:14:51 +0000 2012
- Dear Rizopia, your rice noodles sure do taste wheaty. Colour me skeptical >:[ Thu Nov 15 22:57:29 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu #disappointing Thu Nov 15 22:29:13 +0000 2012
- Further unhappiness is a cold-induced sinus headache 🙁 Thu Nov 15 22:07:38 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu clearly, poorly educated granddaughtah does not know that MD is also doctorate Thu Nov 15 21:55:36 +0000 2012
- For UFC fans, here’s a nice interview with GSP. Who doesn’t love GSP? http://t.co/4w8jXpu0 Thu Nov 15 21:45:57 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu get a doctorate, disappointing granddaughtah! Thu Nov 15 21:41:19 +0000 2012
- Unhappiness is being stuck in Ottawa traffic. In frigid November temperatures. On a scooter. #fb Thu Nov 15 21:27:22 +0000 2012
- Happiness is a new fixed rate mortgage #grownupstuff #fb Thu Nov 15 21:26:56 +0000 2012
- The food truck on U of Ottawa campus offers EXQUISITE tacos. My life has just changed. #fb Thu Nov 15 18:09:37 +0000 2012
- A dal puri documentary? Where’s the Guyanese content?? http://t.co/dvqxrVnN Thu Nov 15 15:30:54 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie your best friend works for a cruise line AND I WAS NOT INFORMED? Thu Nov 15 14:32:38 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie OK then, weekend of the 23rd is reserved for Montreal. Watch out Saturday night. UFC154 is in Montreal then! Thu Nov 15 14:21:05 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie you around this weekend? thinking of popping by M-town for my seasonal foot massage on sunday Thu Nov 15 06:54:13 +0000 2012
- Hey, fellow West Indians… George Washington ate Pepper Pot! http://t.co/d7Bkc0gd Thu Nov 15 06:29:28 +0000 2012
- A baby kangaroo in a diaper. Things don’t get much cuter than this. #fb http://t.co/cChImX1h Thu Nov 15 05:41:54 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 all right then Thu Nov 15 03:01:09 +0000 2012
- Even I gotta say, this is pretty cute. http://t.co/sXPDyddS #fb Thu Nov 15 02:56:58 +0000 2012
- The bodies on Mt Everest are creepy. But I’m more distracted by how annoying the presented in this video sounds http://t.co/R3I5XpVE #fb Thu Nov 15 01:32:02 +0000 2012
- Oh crap. These poor kids. http://t.co/qurqVtlY #fb Thu Nov 15 01:25:08 +0000 2012
- Creepy: a fish with human teeth! http://t.co/4uW2Jpxc #fb Thu Nov 15 01:22:37 +0000 2012
- Broke my rule twice today and actually answered my phone. Both times, telemarketers. Stupid me. Back to maintaining radio silence. #fb Thu Nov 15 01:15:49 +0000 2012
- Adrian Herod gives a kick-ass presentation at the inaugural 2012 Buddies (http://t.co/9eu9vfAn) meeting. http://t.co/m6kjFVoT Thu Nov 15 00:59:28 +0000 2012
- “Ask about our natural birth control options.” You mean, like… swallowing? #fb http://t.co/Bu3coCOv Thu Nov 15 00:53:51 +0000 2012
- Apparently there’s a Hellmouth on U of Ottawa campus #fb http://t.co/bMgZAMJo Thu Nov 15 00:52:07 +0000 2012
- Dear BBC reporter: there is no “R” in “Geneva”. Thu Nov 15 00:35:34 +0000 2012
- RT @UOHS_SSUO: Thx @deonandan and HSS for @UOHS_SSUO invite to speak to HSS buddy prgm volunteers … And I get pizza too! http://t.co/ … Thu Nov 15 00:24:23 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill hear hear Thu Nov 15 00:24:06 +0000 2012
- @UOHS_SSUO no, thank YOU Thu Nov 15 00:23:56 +0000 2012
- GRRRRR!! http://t.co/HutmNjSH #fb Wed Nov 14 21:33:44 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 @DickLee066 Clearly, fucking trees are the best kind of trees Wed Nov 14 21:33:09 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 @brittharr2 I’ve known some hot trees Wed Nov 14 21:18:24 +0000 2012
- Just learned that the British equivalent of “Dollarama” store is called “Poundarama.” I think I rented that video once. Snicker. #fb Wed Nov 14 17:39:09 +0000 2012
- Always a joy when you get up early, skip breakfast and workout to meet with a student…. and they don’t show. #fb Wed Nov 14 15:28:50 +0000 2012
- @countthedead hi Prabhat, I like your Twitter name! Pertains to your paper in Hypothesis journal, I assume. Wed Nov 14 15:16:55 +0000 2012
- Slept for 12 hours straight. Oh, so this is what “rested” feels like. #fb Wed Nov 14 14:27:41 +0000 2012
- You can’t spell analgesic without anal. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, but it makes me giggle. Wed Nov 14 00:28:32 +0000 2012
- RT @rickygervais: Isn’t it weird that God made a universe that perfectly coincided with the extent of the knowledge of the people who wr … Tue Nov 13 23:33:23 +0000 2012
- Grilling burgers on the roof. In the cold. #fb Tue Nov 13 23:29:46 +0000 2012
- Medical investments overvalued? I need to re-assess my dwindling portfolio http://t.co/9LCjqQrS #fb Tue Nov 13 21:00:40 +0000 2012
- Holy crap. I can’t tell if @realDonaldTrump tweets are actually some sort of weird performance art. #fb Tue Nov 13 20:56:36 +0000 2012
- Hey, just discovered that my sister won her University’s teaching award: http://t.co/NaiPZEzU #fb Tue Nov 13 20:43:32 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie but who doesn’t? Ahhhh, the mediastinum. So thoraxtastic. Tue Nov 13 20:34:07 +0000 2012
- Priceless. Just click the link. I’m not going to describe it here. http://t.co/vd0N7iML #fb Tue Nov 13 20:13:05 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie there’s nothing wrong with that. Nothing at all. Tue Nov 13 20:01:46 +0000 2012
- No one ever gets this except my brother and me: “Happy DiWali and DiBeaver” #50sTVshows #fb Tue Nov 13 19:57:09 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed I’m looking to date a girl named Phyllis Stein Tue Nov 13 19:54:19 +0000 2012
- @realDonaldTrump tweeted “@cher should spend more time focusing on her family and dying career!” Really, Trump? This is what rich dudes do? Tue Nov 13 19:51:20 +0000 2012
- “There are plenty of unemployed PhDs in English who’d be overjoyed to be hired as writing coaches.” -unnamed prof at career workshop #fb Tue Nov 13 17:48:48 +0000 2012
- Just saw someone named “Masa Donia.” Now that’s just cruel. #fb Tue Nov 13 17:36:10 +0000 2012
- Oh you luck stats students. Today you will learn about ranked correlation! Calm down, now. #fb Tue Nov 13 17:00:38 +0000 2012
- Bob Dylan’s second ever music video. I remember geeking out to 4:19 back in the 80s. http://t.co/gW53EMVH #fb Tue Nov 13 13:10:13 +0000 2012
- One more reason that McAfee antivirus sucks: its founder is being sought in a murder charge! http://t.co/wpdtrXDI #fb Tue Nov 13 12:06:19 +0000 2012
- Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches go best with chicken noodle soup. On this there can be no debate. #fb Tue Nov 13 03:04:57 +0000 2012
- @kreils21 @brittharr2 it means “fat bastard” Tue Nov 13 02:12:38 +0000 2012
- @JesseC_D lecturing to my global health class http://t.co/ZGkhUkf8 Tue Nov 13 00:47:40 +0000 2012
- @docblw sanders beat you to it Tue Nov 13 00:17:58 +0000 2012
- Nice to see that my work is being written about in French, as well: http://t.co/WbNBPSge #fb Mon Nov 12 22:09:25 +0000 2012
- Why does my elevator smell like pina colada? #fb Mon Nov 12 21:37:20 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 oui oui Mon Nov 12 17:18:53 +0000 2012
- Hey Android Facebook app: you suck. Yeah I said it. #fb Mon Nov 12 17:18:52 +0000 2012
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Mon Nov 12 17:18:51 +0000 2012
- Truth in advertising: Fallowfield really is a… fallow field. #fb http://t.co/1xnXGOo4 Mon Nov 12 16:10:03 +0000 2012
- Who’s got two thumbs, a bald spot, and all sorts of shit done on the train? This guy! #fb Mon Nov 12 16:04:09 +0000 2012
- Psychopaths inhabit a “moonless world of glacial emotional desolation” – http://t.co/6FjhajhV #fb Mon Nov 12 15:19:30 +0000 2012
- You know you’re a geek when your travelling soundtrack includes orchestral renditions of various Star Trek themes. #fb Mon Nov 12 15:07:48 +0000 2012
- Look at all the Queens students getting off at Kingston. Poor bastards. #fb Mon Nov 12 14:21:16 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie ’cause i’m a sucker Mon Nov 12 11:56:19 +0000 2012
- It’s 5am, I’m already showered, exercised and breakfasted. Who’s the early worm, nowwwwzzzzzzzzzz #fb Mon Nov 12 10:15:56 +0000 2012
- The biggest boobs in the world (no, not the censor board) http://t.co/yRiyoqxZ Mon Nov 12 10:14:40 +0000 2012
- Inbox holding at 150 and I need to get up in 3 hours. Sooooo… that’s all for “tonight”. #fb Mon Nov 12 05:59:49 +0000 2012
- A UFC figther walked out to “Gangnam Style”. Okay, this officially has to end now. #fb Mon Nov 12 05:46:32 +0000 2012
- Oh man; 8 references letters, one textbook peer-review, one lecture, and one ethics application done. And I have to wake up at 4:AM 🙁 #fb Mon Nov 12 05:35:42 +0000 2012
- USAID AND PAHO Supported Training Program in Tuberculosis http://t.co/T6jjexKW #fb Mon Nov 12 04:02:49 +0000 2012
- Hey, just found this interview of me online: Tougher regulation needed for lucrative reproductive tourism industry http://t.co/LmNyCcNV Mon Nov 12 01:27:07 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie ewwww Mon Nov 12 01:23:57 +0000 2012
- Attention Western world: your/our days on top of the heap are numbered http://t.co/DLSHkNX6 #fb Mon Nov 12 00:59:59 +0000 2012
- @JacyGedeon @J_Ged That’s a long labour Mon Nov 12 00:58:12 +0000 2012
- A whole new James Bond movie made from splicing together scenes from all the other ones. http://t.co/0Z61EmQN Sun Nov 11 23:40:52 +0000 2012
- Possibly the greatest animal photobomb photo ever taken, for so many wrong reasons. http://t.co/RynqPtf4 Sun Nov 11 17:51:00 +0000 2012
- All right. This guy is a dick. But I have to give him some grudging respect for at least being a clever dick. http://t.co/hJeWuLTh Sun Nov 11 17:39:22 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie hot Sun Nov 11 17:38:51 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Sigh. Who’s been sitting on it now? Sun Nov 11 17:35:03 +0000 2012
- @KarinProulx Do you like it. It worries me whenever I must grant a utility permission to “Post Tweets for you” Sun Nov 11 17:33:13 +0000 2012
- My Recent Facebook Profile Pics: http://t.co/4yXpblWF Sun Nov 11 17:29:42 +0000 2012
- “Ladies to skydive in lingerie”. I didn’t actually read the link. I just like the title. http://t.co/44q5rsUe #fb Sun Nov 11 17:01:38 +0000 2012
- It’s official. The grey hair on my face now outnumbers the black hair #middleage #fb Sun Nov 11 16:59:57 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 YOU’ve got gout??? Sun Nov 11 16:59:29 +0000 2012
- @KarinProulx dolphins might be the horniest, most free-loving mammals on the planet Sun Nov 11 16:55:44 +0000 2012
- “If a dolphin could text message you a picture of his penis he definitely would.” Sun Nov 11 15:05:16 +0000 2012
- Bizarre sex laws http://t.co/pMCF5cnj #fb Sun Nov 11 15:03:41 +0000 2012
- nonchalantly cops a feel during a scary part http://t.co/vLiru782 Sun Nov 11 14:50:43 +0000 2012
- Not a photobomb, but it does make me chuckle http://t.co/yBsLOI7A #fb Sun Nov 11 06:51:30 +0000 2012
- And another dog photobomb (though it looks fake) http://t.co/DIlefYTy #fb Sun Nov 11 06:51:04 +0000 2012
- Another dog photobomb http://t.co/4r30vd4z #fb Sun Nov 11 06:50:31 +0000 2012
- Remember when grapes had seeds? #fb Sun Nov 11 06:45:17 +0000 2012
- ” I don’t engage in repartee because to have parteed well the first time is quite enough, thank you.” -Me, 3-25-2010. You’re welcome. #fb Sun Nov 11 06:20:38 +0000 2012
- Only 90 minutes into the wedding reception before the predictable Gangnam Style flash mob #sigh #fb Sun Nov 11 03:01:09 +0000 2012
- I’m in Brampton. Auuuuughhhhh!!! #fb Sun Nov 11 01:13:22 +0000 2012
- Yet another dog photobomb http://t.co/r6SeTgid #fb Sat Nov 10 20:43:26 +0000 2012
- Another dog photobomb: http://t.co/9UnHfOEt #fb Sat Nov 10 20:42:40 +0000 2012
- I just Googled “dog photobomb”. Some hilarious results. Here’s one: http://t.co/5p6h93hS #fb Sat Nov 10 20:42:19 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 too late Sat Nov 10 19:37:07 +0000 2012
- When in doubt, get a pedicure #fb Sat Nov 10 18:08:10 +0000 2012
- Chicken, salmon and pig all in the same meal. Something weird about that. #fb Sat Nov 10 17:45:32 +0000 2012
- @jpli18. @acurrie. Slept in. Gonna be 25 min late. Start without me Sat Nov 10 15:54:14 +0000 2012
- You always see the weirdest things floating in the urinals at Future Bakery in Toronto #fb Sat Nov 10 02:17:55 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I don’t remember what we’re talking about Sat Nov 10 00:01:03 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I’m betting on NO Fri Nov 09 22:48:22 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard must.. resist… commenting… Fri Nov 09 22:48:11 +0000 2012
- About to get my third massage of the week. Hey, looking this good takes work. #fb Fri Nov 09 22:47:22 +0000 2012
- Watching “Airplane”… and reminiscing about how much more pleasant air travel used to be. #fb Fri Nov 09 14:36:42 +0000 2012
- “You have clearance, Clarence. Roger, roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” #fb Fri Nov 09 14:15:03 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 @soleildelajoie is #HASHTAGGING anything like #TEABAGGING ? Fri Nov 09 05:26:27 +0000 2012
- Had he lived, Carl Sagan would be 78 years old today 🙁 Fri Nov 09 05:18:24 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 you and @soleildelajoie sure do #make #up # #lot #of #hashtags Fri Nov 09 05:17:08 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged @tarun_rahman @soleildelajoie All three of you are all over this thing: http://t.co/EnIMWwCg Fri Nov 09 05:12:51 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie seem to recall we hung out for a while there at the end. But yes I remember the cookies now. And no that’s not a euphemism Fri Nov 09 04:49:35 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie We did? I thought you were some homeless person who snuck in for free booze. Fri Nov 09 04:41:28 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie PS these are all of you http://t.co/tJP2PDhc Fri Nov 09 04:39:09 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 have you seen this? http://t.co/gQpNVJN0 Fri Nov 09 04:36:50 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie plus, you’re a girl Fri Nov 09 04:15:23 +0000 2012
- @20YS just lay off the bread till then! Fri Nov 09 03:24:41 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Stop huffing the glittery nail polish! Fri Nov 09 03:23:48 +0000 2012
- @20YS sorry Fri Nov 09 03:19:42 +0000 2012
- @20YS drop it and back away slowly! Fri Nov 09 03:16:30 +0000 2012
- This is why I don’t eat bread (much) http://t.co/5Pmz0vy8 Fri Nov 09 03:11:49 +0000 2012
- Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Nov 09 02:01:43 +0000 2012
- I get to sit in front of the talkative toddler for the 4 hour train ride! Yayyy! #sarcasm #fb Thu Nov 08 22:09:01 +0000 2012
- Hey loser arguing with the Via porter over your excess baggage: no one is impressed. #fb Thu Nov 08 21:53:38 +0000 2012
- “Train delayed due to circumstances beyond our control.” To be fair, incompetence truly is beyond their control. #fb Thu Nov 08 21:39:52 +0000 2012
- A girl in the train station resembles Tina Yothers. Who the heck remembers Tina Yothers??? How did she pop into my brain? Auuugh! #fb Thu Nov 08 21:37:45 +0000 2012
- Today I taught 4 variations of the chi square test in 30 min. No one can handle any longer than that. #fb Thu Nov 08 17:48:02 +0000 2012
- Shirt found. I guess aliens weren’t involved. This time. #fb Thu Nov 08 17:43:40 +0000 2012
- @docblw some bowtie wearing weirdo Thu Nov 08 02:46:02 +0000 2012
- Thinking about Ben Johnson (the sprinter, not the writer). I still think he was robbed. Wed Nov 07 23:57:20 +0000 2012
- Oh man. Epsom Salts bath. I feel stoned. #fb Wed Nov 07 23:34:48 +0000 2012
- @docblwit can provide you with excellent telephone customer service Wed Nov 07 22:28:07 +0000 2012
- Arabic version of the theme from Shaft? Why not. http://t.co/RSPQCXbE Wed Nov 07 22:27:22 +0000 2012
- @docblw very brown of you Wed Nov 07 20:04:10 +0000 2012
- “you may want to see a doctor regarding your dysfunctional sense of irony.” http://t.co/p0X43OBB Wed Nov 07 18:15:59 +0000 2012
- http://t.co/2hFhJaEO is William! I just got that! And no, it’s not clever. Wed Nov 07 17:20:12 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 they clearly tracked my twitter feed, saw who was talking to me, looked up your name, then created a fake email address. Wed Nov 07 16:33:28 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 not your email. but using your name. Wed Nov 07 16:27:44 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 ps i’m getting spam email from you Wed Nov 07 16:11:11 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 is that your new pick up line? Wed Nov 07 15:59:54 +0000 2012
- @DickLee066 only when you’re holding the probe, Dick Wed Nov 07 15:48:45 +0000 2012
- @JuliHeney you mean Kim Cardassian? http://t.co/QfzY2e4S Wed Nov 07 15:39:22 +0000 2012
- My condo is tiny, uncluttered and sparkling clean. Yet I can’t find shirt I wore yesterday. Was I visited by shirt-stealing aliens AGAIN? Wed Nov 07 15:38:21 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie You have access to Google. And outsourced Asian slave labour. Wed Nov 07 14:30:07 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie knit one, lazy ass! Wed Nov 07 14:28:07 +0000 2012
- Paediatric and Perinatal Epidemiology is looking for a part-time Associate Editor http://t.co/CReOmy6r Wed Nov 07 14:27:57 +0000 2012
- Just updated my http://t.co/g5h97MUf profile. Fellow scholars should consider making one! http://t.co/lFuisWsz Wed Nov 07 14:25:35 +0000 2012
- Damn. Guess I have to sleep more. http://t.co/eMnAYmmx Wed Nov 07 14:14:43 +0000 2012
- “Independent candidate Angus King has won, making his the first senate seat to be held by a Burger King menu item.” -Stephen Colbert Wed Nov 07 13:42:23 +0000 2012
- RT @HuffingtonPost: Could legalization of pot in Colorado lead to a blossoming weed industry? http://t.co/2dEfpnoK Wed Nov 07 13:41:05 +0000 2012
- You know, 50 years ago Obama policies would be mainstream Republican. Today, they are essentially moderate Republican. #nextmorningsobriety Wed Nov 07 13:40:35 +0000 2012
- These idiots are getting a visit from the secret service this morning, especially fool offering a bounty on the POTUS http://t.co/yUTkZtp9 Wed Nov 07 13:32:41 +0000 2012
- To surprise of pundits, numbers continue to be best system for determining which of two things is larger. http://t.co/6jdLRJk3 Wed Nov 07 13:12:14 +0000 2012
- Just tried out my U of Toronto leather jacket from 25 years ago. Still fits… but how did my arms grow in length?? Wed Nov 07 13:10:14 +0000 2012
- Finally watching the Daily Show election coverage (hey I’m in Canada!) “If it ain’t Brokaw, don’t fix it.” Ha! #fb Wed Nov 07 13:03:38 +0000 2012
- Is it so wrong that I’m envious of the young Josef Stalin’s excellent hair? #fb http://t.co/f5QvndIN Wed Nov 07 12:58:22 +0000 2012
- Last night was also a victory for math, facts, science and Nate Silver #fb Wed Nov 07 12:39:36 +0000 2012
- ZOMG. @vicjackshow (Victoria Jackson) is even more batshit crazy than @realDonaldTrump (Donald Trump) Wed Nov 07 05:55:12 +0000 2012
- Elzabeth Warren and John Franklin Stephens is a ticket I can get behind for #election2016 Wed Nov 07 05:43:54 +0000 2012
- @DrunkDianSawyer Auuuugh! Don’t beat me, drunk Diane Sawyer! Wed Nov 07 05:35:43 +0000 2012
- Zebras can have golden stripes! http://t.co/bxiM2w13 #fb Wed Nov 07 05:34:36 +0000 2012
- Of course, @DrunkDianSawyer already has her own Twitter feed #election2012 Wed Nov 07 05:33:41 +0000 2012
- RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Ok…I’m afraid to fall asleep. I don’t wanna wake up like some years back with Gore. Wed Nov 07 05:32:31 +0000 2012
- @mayhemmiller HA! Wed Nov 07 05:28:05 +0000 2012
- All the tweets about Diane Sawyer being drunk almost convince me to get a TV #election2012 Wed Nov 07 05:25:24 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 all right then Wed Nov 07 05:22:32 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie http://t.co/t8owqZEW Wed Nov 07 05:13:13 +0000 2012
- RT @Andy_Richter: Wait – Obama’s black? Wed Nov 07 05:04:43 +0000 2012
- RT @TheResident: Romney not conceding Ohio, swears he has a receipt for that state somewhere. Wed Nov 07 05:03:42 +0000 2012
- So when all the Cali votes are in and Obama has won the popular vote, as well, will @realDonaldTrump stop his whining? #election2012 Wed Nov 07 05:03:19 +0000 2012
- RT @scottfeschuk: Can’t wait for the moment in Romney’s concession speech when he changes his position and decides to accept instead. Wed Nov 07 04:56:01 +0000 2012
- Just like in 2000, Fox News is trying to force a controversial election call. Not going to happen this time, I’m afraid. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:55:31 +0000 2012
- RT @scottfeschuk: Guys, @realDonaldTrump is caught in an eternal douchebag loop. Can one of you please reboot him? Wed Nov 07 04:49:27 +0000 2012
- @ItsPeds @soleildelajoie Well now I don’t want her anymore 🙁 Wed Nov 07 04:44:10 +0000 2012
- @ItsPeds @soleildelajoie HA! Wed Nov 07 04:43:51 +0000 2012
- America voted for women’s health, minority rights, global partnerships, and socialized medicine. There really is hope! #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:41:15 +0000 2012
- “Well that was a million dollars well spent.” -Bill Maher #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:38:58 +0000 2012
- Everyone needs to follow @realDonaldTrump (yes it’s him) for some of the best unintentional comedy on Twitter. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:34:14 +0000 2012
- RT @anamariecox: Everyone: MATH! Romney: NO NOT MATH! Wed Nov 07 04:32:26 +0000 2012
- @MrGeorgeWallace Totally understandable! Wed Nov 07 04:30:57 +0000 2012
- Apparently Romney camp not conceding. This might not be over yet. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:28:55 +0000 2012
- RT @savitz: Fox saying Romney camp still doesn’t think they’ve lost Ohio. Wed Nov 07 04:28:25 +0000 2012
- Interestingly, this is also my personal dating demographic http://t.co/tqGTQitr Wed Nov 07 04:26:43 +0000 2012
- RT @kady: And the NDP wins the award for the first statement congratulating Obama on his reelection. #hw Wed Nov 07 04:25:13 +0000 2012
- Drinking my Obama victory cognac #election2012 http://t.co/wxWPVXsU Wed Nov 07 04:20:11 +0000 2012
- And it’s over. I drink my cognac now. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:16:10 +0000 2012
- @AnnCoulter RT “I can’t see a scenario where Romney wins less than 273 electoral votes.” It’s FEWER, Ann, FEWER. Not LESS. Sheesh. Idiot. Wed Nov 07 04:14:21 +0000 2012
- In the borderless era of the Internet, why can’t I watch the Daily Show live feed in Canada? #worldmakesensedammit #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:10:14 +0000 2012
- @carissa_dupuis nice horsey pic Wed Nov 07 04:03:34 +0000 2012
- RT @college_classy: Election drinking game: if Romney wins drink non stop for four years. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 04:01:35 +0000 2012
- Check out these facial symmetry photos. Seems to me that right-symmetry looks more appealing overall. http://t.co/hnNbBFda #fb Wed Nov 07 04:01:26 +0000 2012
- @DanaMason deal Wed Nov 07 04:00:51 +0000 2012
- RT @LeeCamp: Todd #Akin is conceding. He just learned that no means no. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 03:52:16 +0000 2012
- I’m so confident of an Obama victory that I’ve already poured my cognac #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 03:52:12 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 show us your leadership kills. Create a substitute. Maybe peanut butter, green grapes and lemon juice? Wed Nov 07 03:43:26 +0000 2012
- RT @kat: Everyone in North America is watching this on TVs, laptops, tablets, phones…and we’re waiting for some ppl to count pieces of … Wed Nov 07 03:42:25 +0000 2012
- Idea for a reality TV show: let two countries swap governments for a year! Hilarity –and ratings– will ensue! #dontstealthisidea Wed Nov 07 03:42:00 +0000 2012
- @RyanSeacrest is tweeting election history facts. The end times are indeed upon us. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 03:37:18 +0000 2012
- RT @neiltyson: Apparently, to newscasters, Blacks vote for Obama because he’s Black. But Whites vote for Obama because of his policies. Wed Nov 07 03:34:37 +0000 2012
- @TheDailyShow but not in Canada!!!! Wed Nov 07 03:34:05 +0000 2012
- RT @AlexCarpenter: “The Rape guy lost” “Which one?” Your party has serious issues if people have to ask “Which one?” #GOP #itstheTwentyF … Wed Nov 07 03:22:03 +0000 2012
- How scientific are these exit polls? Not very, I suspect. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 03:21:27 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie I don’t understand how he rose to his position. He really is either delusional or an idiot. Wed Nov 07 03:19:41 +0000 2012
- @1MaginAZN exactly Wed Nov 07 03:19:05 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie Thanks but I’d rather kill myself than ever hear Ron Christie’s voice again Wed Nov 07 03:16:13 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @ItsPeds Titles need to be defended or vacated! Wed Nov 07 03:14:54 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @ItsPeds PS this is what too much nail glitter does to you. Beware! http://t.co/shN5ycSd Wed Nov 07 03:13:21 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @ItsPeds Being your best friend would piss of a Marxist med student? Strange. Anyway, still planning on popping by Nov 18. Wed Nov 07 03:09:02 +0000 2012
- I don’t have a TV, so am watching live #election2012 coverage on MSNBC web feed. Any other options out there for me? Wed Nov 07 03:06:39 +0000 2012
- “Osmond” always sounds to me like a kind of nut #utah Wed Nov 07 03:03:50 +0000 2012
- I wonder how many devices autocorrect “Romney” into “Rodney.” #election2012 Wed Nov 07 03:02:44 +0000 2012
- Et tu, Utah? #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 03:02:02 +0000 2012
- RT @MrDanielTosh: I hate it when I try to hug someone sexy but I end up headbutting the mirror. Wed Nov 07 03:00:33 +0000 2012
- Anyone else see a problem here? http://t.co/V7F6dsaz Wed Nov 07 02:54:16 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I’ll be your best friend. Sorta. Wed Nov 07 02:51:01 +0000 2012
- Well, I’m for 3 of these 4 things #election2012 http://t.co/GTwTVPCf Wed Nov 07 02:50:30 +0000 2012
- RT @ManlyAsshole: I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. Wed Nov 07 02:47:43 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie That easy, huh? How about whole-body glitter? Do it! For me! Wed Nov 07 02:47:28 +0000 2012
- Hey Massachusetts. what exactly makes you a Commonwealth? #fb Wed Nov 07 02:45:28 +0000 2012
- Only in US politics is the title “Professor” considered an insult #sillyrepublicans #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 02:43:46 +0000 2012
- RT @amyrosebrown: “OH MY GOD STOP STARING AT US” – Ohio Wed Nov 07 02:39:58 +0000 2012
- Still waiting for Florida to #$!* things up again #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 02:39:53 +0000 2012
- I blame Pfizer for these longer and more frequent elections. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 02:37:18 +0000 2012
- I giggle every time I see someone tweet the words “harder” and “election” adjacent to one another. Hee hee. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 02:33:34 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard how dare you use logic on Twitter! Wed Nov 07 02:30:28 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie this week anyway. But you’d better be wearing them when I come visit! Wed Nov 07 02:28:52 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard you don’t see many of them in medical school Wed Nov 07 02:28:06 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie because I am neither stoned nor a 13 year old girl Wed Nov 07 02:27:20 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard or of chipmunks Wed Nov 07 02:26:22 +0000 2012
- RT @thecaucus: Exit polls: Half of all voters say Bush is more to blame for current economic problems than Obama http://t.co/OcazbfX6 Wed Nov 07 02:25:42 +0000 2012
- Unfortunately, Romney supporters tend to be irony impaired. #election2012 http://t.co/0MzihORZ Wed Nov 07 02:16:09 +0000 2012
- Oh man. I hope this was meant to be a joke. #euthanasia http://t.co/BWt3UW5B Wed Nov 07 02:09:26 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 When a mommy and daddy love each other, sometimes they get very close, and 9 months later…. you get the gist. Wed Nov 07 02:06:34 +0000 2012
- At least there hasn’t been much mention of these fools this election #election2012 http://t.co/d96QGv2V Wed Nov 07 02:06:01 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 all right then. Good luck with that. Wed Nov 07 01:56:41 +0000 2012
- Romney takes Arkansas. Not Arkansas! For the love of Zod, NOT ARKANSAS! Fine, take Arkansas. See if I care. #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:55:36 +0000 2012
- RT @TeaPartyCat: Linda McMahon: “I can’t believe I lost my Senate race. I thought these things were fixed like the WWE is.” Wed Nov 07 01:55:01 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie adult diapers Wed Nov 07 01:53:54 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie what’s up with that nail polish? What are you, 11? Wed Nov 07 01:49:57 +0000 2012
- RT @Oatmeal: I feel like Twitter is a liberal eco-bubble. I want to go join a dialup AOL chat room to see what Romney supporters are sa … Wed Nov 07 01:44:19 +0000 2012
- RT @NPsteve: This is exciting! I wish Canada had elections! Wed Nov 07 01:43:42 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 Palm trees can’t vote. Potatoes, on the other hand… Wed Nov 07 01:42:35 +0000 2012
- Track the 6 marijuana reform ballots in this year’s US election: http://t.co/VKikmYJD #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:40:16 +0000 2012
- RT @FakeSteveHarper: Weirdly, the poorly educated, desperately poor state of Arkansas isn’t voting for the Harvard intellectual. Wed Nov 07 01:36:22 +0000 2012
- @rondia yep. Wed Nov 07 01:34:19 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 Not yet it isn’t. California’s big chunk of votes will go to Obama. All that matters are Florida and Ohio. Wed Nov 07 01:34:09 +0000 2012
- When did Tennessee go all Republican? Al Gore, what did you do??? #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:31:17 +0000 2012
- RT @pattonoswalt: Wow, CNN just brought out Hologram Tilda Swinton. This technology is really — oh wait, that’s really her. Wed Nov 07 01:30:48 +0000 2012
- Can’t we all just get along? #election2012 http://t.co/679HSWLA Wed Nov 07 01:13:11 +0000 2012
- Binders of wormern http://t.co/oagCZKjs #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:10:06 +0000 2012
- After Mitt Romney loses the election, he’d make an excellent Bond villain #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:07:33 +0000 2012
- Actual Romney quote http://t.co/G9EMUrmV #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:04:42 +0000 2012
- Watching too much UFC. Now wondering if the winner of today’s US election will be given mandatory drug test #election2012 Wed Nov 07 01:00:02 +0000 2012
- RT @PimpBillClinton: People, please tell me you didn’t vote for this wang jangler: http://t.co/cT38suqU Wed Nov 07 00:53:21 +0000 2012
- To all the peeps who keep asking me how the US Electoral College works (sigh), watch this: http://t.co/GnlUCCSt #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 00:33:50 +0000 2012
- Is it too late to endorse Jimmy Carter? #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 00:26:44 +0000 2012
- And the first place to vote in the US elections is… Dicksville? Did I hear that right? #election2012 #fb Wed Nov 07 00:23:25 +0000 2012
- The Best and Worst Bond Themes -but Thunderball and Licence to Kill belong in the “best” list, too http://t.co/uunME57W #fb Wed Nov 07 00:21:42 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre i expect that of you Tue Nov 06 20:55:23 +0000 2012
- @20YS @KinkiMambo gimme Tue Nov 06 20:37:04 +0000 2012
- If you don’t vote, are you still allowed to complain? Of course you are! Stop saying otherwise, people. #fb Tue Nov 06 20:36:29 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill I want to hear that Tue Nov 06 20:36:25 +0000 2012
- Grilling burgers on the roof… in the bitter cold. #fb Tue Nov 06 20:33:46 +0000 2012
- Who just taught the chi-square test in 30 minutes? This guy! #anylongerwouldruinthepoetry #fb Tue Nov 06 19:41:45 +0000 2012
- Hey, how can these new fangled voting machines accept “write-in” votes? Any USians want to chime in? #fb Tue Nov 06 19:39:37 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 @DickLee066 @Halesy22 :0 Tue Nov 06 19:37:16 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada @ErinYiranLiu @Shari_Thomas I’ll pretend I don’t know what/who you’re talking about Tue Nov 06 19:34:37 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 @DickLee066 @Halesy22 what, no penis jokes in class? what kind of epidemiology class is that? Tue Nov 06 19:33:59 +0000 2012
- @Shari_Thomas Lowered expectations. That’s what I’m talking about! Tue Nov 06 17:32:19 +0000 2012
- Oh you lucky stats students. Today you learn about the chi-square test. Calm yourselves, now. #fb Tue Nov 06 17:24:04 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu I don’t have a DUI. And I’m not a dong. Tue Nov 06 17:21:53 +0000 2012
- 我不懂普通话 Tue Nov 06 17:14:26 +0000 2012
- List of nice recipes for less meaty meals http://t.co/QSMCoRF5 #fb Tue Nov 06 17:05:09 +0000 2012
- RT @HuffingtonPost: Fun fact: Obama and Romney have the same BMI http://t.co/lHe8LdLb Tue Nov 06 17:04:18 +0000 2012
- Someone in Münster, Germany, just found me after Googling, “monkey having sex.” Sie sind herzlich willkommen. #fb Tue Nov 06 17:03:07 +0000 2012
- Does anyone else find it ironic and weird that the US elections typically fall on or near Guy Fawkes Day? #fb Tue Nov 06 17:00:56 +0000 2012
- I think this more of a screen calibration error than voter fraud. But, seriously, WTF? http://t.co/KlSlOIW9 #fb Tue Nov 06 16:58:19 +0000 2012
- Neil Degrasse Tyson has located the planet Krypton http://t.co/6snEmys6 #fb Tue Nov 06 16:14:31 +0000 2012
- Hey, America. You’re up. #fb Tue Nov 06 12:44:37 +0000 2012
- Great. Someone in Bayonne, New Jersey, just found me after Googling “dick” #fb Tue Nov 06 12:44:07 +0000 2012
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Tue Nov 06 06:05:08 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 so where ARE my Toronto bitches? Tue Nov 06 04:48:38 +0000 2012
- Good news: I only have one meeting scheduled tomorrow. Bad news: it’s at 8:am. #fb Tue Nov 06 04:41:42 +0000 2012
- In case you were wondering, almonds are NOT a satisfying meal replacement #stuckinanairport #fb Tue Nov 06 04:38:56 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie what does that mean? You were biting your toenails again? Tue Nov 06 04:33:29 +0000 2012
- Toronto, bitches #fb Tue Nov 06 04:20:13 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @armerr well duhh Tue Nov 06 04:18:52 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @armerr and you stole none for me Tue Nov 06 03:43:08 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed place is full of weirdos and sex fiends. I love it. Tue Nov 06 00:19:45 +0000 2012
- Paul Ryan looks like a muppet. And not in the cool way. #fb Tue Nov 06 00:18:08 +0000 2012
- Bah #fb Tue Nov 06 00:17:24 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard bah Tue Nov 06 00:05:28 +0000 2012
- Four days in Orlando, and I haven’t seen a single pro-Obama lawn sign. #uhoh #fb Mon Nov 05 23:47:49 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard stop yer whinin’. I’m in an airport, pretending that coffee is a meal. Mon Nov 05 23:43:58 +0000 2012
- Dear Florida drivers, your cars have indicator lights. Do consider using them. #fb Mon Nov 05 23:14:21 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 @acurrie sounds fine Mon Nov 05 18:32:09 +0000 2012
- RT @CrispinSmith: @RichardDawkins ‘A working class person voting for Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders’ Mon Nov 05 15:52:12 +0000 2012
- “If you have big balls, you have good sperm.” http://t.co/XUhqFlDO #fb Mon Nov 05 15:51:28 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill I thought he went by El Explosivo Mon Nov 05 15:50:13 +0000 2012
- Sorry, CNN commentator, the Romney family does not own Ohio voting machines http://t.co/h6Vhempt #fb Mon Nov 05 15:39:35 +0000 2012
- Fun fact: Guy Fawkes’s real name was… Guido. http://t.co/yOSkreQd #fb Mon Nov 05 13:18:38 +0000 2012
- Exam marks computed, lecture written, media interview finished, and I’m at a wedding in Florida. Who’s a multitasking superstar? Me! #fb Mon Nov 05 06:55:00 +0000 2012
- RT @MrDanielTosh: Just turned water into Koolaid. Your move Jesus. Mon Nov 05 05:28:02 +0000 2012
- RT @MrDanielTosh: I’m surprised Obama isn’t using “Once you go black you never go back” as his campaign slogan. Mon Nov 05 05:27:14 +0000 2012
- I found Salman Rushdie… hiding out at a Guyanese wedding #fb http://t.co/xlyE7Ctr Sun Nov 04 23:22:11 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu step one: acquire some Deonandan sperm Sun Nov 04 19:35:00 +0000 2012
- “@ManlyAsshole: I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Can’t have them know my real name.” #fb Sun Nov 04 19:34:58 +0000 2012
- “@ManlyAsshole: The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word “facial” is used.” #fb Sun Nov 04 05:24:36 +0000 2012
- “@ManlyAsshole: Wrestling. It’s all fun and games until someone gets a boner…” #fb Sun Nov 04 05:22:25 +0000 2012
- How to explain to young people that we once had computers that weren’t hooked up to the Internet, but were still useful and sorta fun? #fb Sat Nov 03 15:28:08 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu @mirhadloncar you read between the lines, non-doctah Sat Nov 03 15:27:11 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu @mirhadloncar you didn’t start cursing in Chinese at some point? Sat Nov 03 15:25:49 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged don’t mock my weaknesses Sat Nov 03 15:25:08 +0000 2012
- What happens when you look up Adam West in the phone book? http://t.co/3YHz8Wff #fb Sat Nov 03 15:17:49 +0000 2012
- “a former president who evidently does not aspire to do anything socially useful for the rest of his life…” http://t.co/bYpbXQE4 #fb Sat Nov 03 15:09:34 +0000 2012
- Main engine of the Apollo command service module. And some doofus. #florida #fb http://t.co/t73TwUhS Sat Nov 03 15:07:15 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged maybe I was the one who was confused Sat Nov 03 14:58:29 +0000 2012
- @mirhadloncar @ErinYiranLiu #iguessgrandfatherissortaproud Sat Nov 03 14:34:13 +0000 2012
- In a mock-up of a Gemini capsule. Barely enough room to tweet. #florida #fb http://t.co/P6X4HmBu Sat Nov 03 14:28:14 +0000 2012
- Accidentally discovered the space shuttle Atlantis. Yep, the real one. #florida #fb http://t.co/eKZSMnBp Sat Nov 03 14:27:23 +0000 2012
- Learning to crawl #fb http://t.co/3yWV1mLv Sat Nov 03 14:24:13 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu wedding Sat Nov 03 05:34:32 +0000 2012
- Someone just found me after Googling “apes humping” and “public boner.” Okay, I really don’t know what’s going on anymore. #fb Sat Nov 03 05:34:13 +0000 2012
- Public health Epidemiologist job in London (Ontario) region: http://t.co/0rXuq6u7 #fb Sat Nov 03 05:22:44 +0000 2012
- Florida, bitches #fb Fri Nov 02 13:00:01 +0000 2012
- Tedious: listening to unprecocious 10 year old boys discussing video games. Ugh. #fb Fri Nov 02 03:53:37 +0000 2012
- @mirhadloncar ha. Coming to my session? Fri Nov 02 03:53:36 +0000 2012
- Words cannot express how bad my flying experience with Air Canada has been today. #fb Fri Nov 02 00:45:06 +0000 2012
- Now everyone’s gotta get their crap OFF the plane #missingmyconnection #fb Thu Nov 01 23:55:39 +0000 2012
- Jeebus Cripes, are we driving to Toronto? #fb Thu Nov 01 23:53:44 +0000 2012
- Great. Now my flight is delayed 40min because they have too much luggage. No, seriously. #fb Thu Nov 01 22:49:21 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged @GenBois does everyone I know know each other now? Thu Nov 01 22:18:15 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc now I have an image of you in leggings. I have the exact opposite of a boner. Thu Nov 01 22:15:41 +0000 2012
- Never understand why it takes people so bloody long to stow their crap and sit down when boarding a plane. It ain’t rocket science! #fb Thu Nov 01 22:14:57 +0000 2012
- Leggings with pockets? Just wear pants, lady. #fb Thu Nov 01 22:04:51 +0000 2012
- I’m going to board last when the line-up is gone. I’m not your line-up monkey, Air Canada! #fb Thu Nov 01 22:01:01 +0000 2012
- Can we stop romanticizing air travel now? It stopped being fun about 15 years ago. #fb Thu Nov 01 21:56:59 +0000 2012
- And now Air Canada just paged someone named Fo ‘Sho #fb Thu Nov 01 21:54:04 +0000 2012
- Look at all the rain. It’s almost like there was a hurricane somewhere nearby. #fb Thu Nov 01 21:46:42 +0000 2012
- RT @wired: Halloween costume win! 5-year-old dresses up as Curiosity rover on Mars http://t.co/cRNZAHwh (via @WiredScience) Thu Nov 01 21:45:41 +0000 2012
- @JoVanEvery there’s always a seat for Bare-Butt Thu Nov 01 21:40:37 +0000 2012
- Air Canada just paged a passenger named Bare-Butt #fb Thu Nov 01 21:35:48 +0000 2012
- Seriously, Air Canada, when do you not suck? #fb Thu Nov 01 20:09:27 +0000 2012
- It is inadvisable to renegotiate your mortgage on 2 hours sleep #fb Thu Nov 01 18:26:53 +0000 2012
- Oh Harveys, your burgers may bring me one step closer to death, but they also take me a tad closer to heaven. #Mmmmm #fb Thu Nov 01 17:47:39 +0000 2012
- Student exam issues seem to involve reading comprehension problems. Guess I shouldn’t have written it in Pig Latin. #fb Thu Nov 01 16:38:30 +0000 2012
- WTF is a moon pie? Sounds like an unpleasant sex act. #fb Thu Nov 01 16:07:19 +0000 2012
- Maybe I should go full hedonist and get a teaching job at a Caribbean medical school #fb Thu Nov 01 16:03:43 +0000 2012
- Compressed a 90 minute lecture into 20 minutes. #madskillz #fb Thu Nov 01 15:48:28 +0000 2012
- Damn… forgot to get up early to watch the post-Halloween walk of shame #fb Thu Nov 01 13:28:24 +0000 2012
- Dear UOttawa: your building called “The Cube” isn’t really a cube, is it now? It’s half a cube. #fb Thu Nov 01 13:27:01 +0000 2012
- The “laboratory of the future”… with 10 year old computers #myuniversity #fb http://t.co/hRS1ETtl Thu Nov 01 13:26:05 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada there’s a link in the text to a surveymonkey page Thu Nov 01 03:10:45 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada well done. add it to the survey link! Thu Nov 01 02:58:08 +0000 2012
- Come take my class’s recent current events quiz! http://t.co/8XqNOZcz Thu Nov 01 02:39:16 +0000 2012
- @carissa_dupuis I already regret it 🙁 Thu Nov 01 01:33:04 +0000 2012
- Shawarma for dinner. Yeah, baby. #fb Thu Nov 01 01:13:11 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar And my work here is done Wed Oct 31 23:30:01 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar good. You talk about yourself too much as it is. Booyah! Wed Oct 31 23:19:03 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged when I go out at night looking for tricks, it’s a whole ‘nother story Wed Oct 31 23:18:10 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa sigh Wed Oct 31 22:31:08 +0000 2012
- RT @stats_canada: For the 58th straight year, President Steven Harper is dressing up as a lifeless humanoid for Halloween. Wed Oct 31 22:30:56 +0000 2012
- A high fibre diet and a 2 hour massage really don’t mix all that well. #fb Wed Oct 31 22:29:42 +0000 2012
- It’s almost that time of the evening… http://t.co/iZdO8D9z Wed Oct 31 22:15:40 +0000 2012
- Ryukyu Underground -> the soundtrack for my lecture-writing this evening http://t.co/wQ8LGuSx #fb Wed Oct 31 22:04:57 +0000 2012
- Happy synchrony: when my Faculty’s web page features a photo of me and –coincidentally– a story about my researc http://t.co/kEq2uolw Wed Oct 31 21:54:07 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu Add this to your routine: Complex Exercise Routine http://t.co/LSVA8eUz Wed Oct 31 21:26:13 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu you’re welcome Wed Oct 31 20:26:49 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu just lock me up in a cheap brothel with a stack of hundreds Wed Oct 31 20:20:35 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu plus I need great-grandkids to take care of me in the old folks home Wed Oct 31 20:13:59 +0000 2012
- I would give this dude all my candy. And serve it with a nice chianti. http://t.co/rx3L5lrV Wed Oct 31 20:10:59 +0000 2012
- Student: “I took a racism class…” Me: “You need a class for that? I’ll teach you to be a racist.” #fb Wed Oct 31 17:36:00 +0000 2012
- @docblw booooo Wed Oct 31 15:47:02 +0000 2012
- Inbox holding at 137. Apparently that’s not bad. #fb Wed Oct 31 15:46:48 +0000 2012
- Oh BBC world service, why must you torment me with the nauseating voice of Grover Nordquist so early in the morning? #fb Wed Oct 31 13:11:48 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard ahh. carry on Wed Oct 31 12:56:18 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard kind of a creepy new name you’ve chosen there Wed Oct 31 12:31:20 +0000 2012
- Mike Collins, one of the 3 men to voyage to the Moon for mankind’s first landing, turned 82 today. Buzz and Neil get all the press #fb Wed Oct 31 12:30:11 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged OK I’m DEFINITELY having that tomorrow night Wed Oct 31 01:44:10 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar maybe Wed Oct 31 01:43:33 +0000 2012
- Excellent summary map of #Sandy damage to NYC http://t.co/mRTZzsq8 #fb Wed Oct 31 01:13:02 +0000 2012
- Sorry, hippies. Nature is just gross. #fb Tue Oct 30 23:10:03 +0000 2012
- So much work to do… so why not re-live my youth, with some Fun Boy Three? http://t.co/x1l43BSb #fb Tue Oct 30 22:56:11 +0000 2012
- Who doesn’t love GSP? http://t.co/KQbEUxD6 #fb Tue Oct 30 22:33:34 +0000 2012
- RT @EliBraden: I hope whoever owns Star Wars now has filed a restraining order against M. Night Shyamalan Tue Oct 30 22:24:37 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots just getting warmed up Tue Oct 30 22:12:45 +0000 2012
- Bloomberg: “NYC Marathon expected to go on as scheduled.” Guess it’ll be a triathlon this year. #fb Tue Oct 30 22:08:09 +0000 2012
- RT @angshah: “Odds are good, if you know someone who owns their own business, they’re an immigrant.” about 12m in http://t.co/8ExgxhRU # … Tue Oct 30 22:03:20 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Tue Oct 30 21:57:05 +0000 2012
- Who’s got a bald spot, a green scooter, a taste for bacon, and an armful of flu vaccine? THIS GUY! #fb Tue Oct 30 21:49:11 +0000 2012
- Recalling that magical moment in childhood when I suddenly realized the band name “10 cc” was a drug reference #fb Tue Oct 30 21:39:25 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry too bad it’s not on your exam Tue Oct 30 21:25:57 +0000 2012
- RT @acoyne: Youth unemployment outlook not so bleak, study says http://t.co/fFpPSIrc Tue Oct 30 21:23:30 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry I can’t drive stick. Yet. Tue Oct 30 21:22:05 +0000 2012
- First still from Disney’s “Star Wars Episode 7”: http://t.co/4TszmxC5 #fb Tue Oct 30 21:21:41 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry and not just funny looking Tue Oct 30 21:16:02 +0000 2012
- The internet explodes as Disney buys “Star Wars” and plans more movies. Meh. They can’t suck any more than they do. http://t.co/YjyIYlg7 #fb Tue Oct 30 21:07:17 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry uh oh Tue Oct 30 20:49:55 +0000 2012
- Ok seriously. Is a shawarma considered a healthy meal or not? Pleeeeeze say yes! #fb Tue Oct 30 15:46:16 +0000 2012
- Yes I am riding my 50cc scooter in these high winds. Hardest part is avoiding being hit in the face by flying squirrels. #fb Tue Oct 30 15:43:28 +0000 2012
- @rondia people just like to complain Tue Oct 30 15:40:21 +0000 2012
- Zero line-up at the flu clinic. Why do people whine about the “inconvenience”? #fb Tue Oct 30 15:38:46 +0000 2012
- Nice speech. But why couldn’t he be this convicted and interesting when he was a politician? http://t.co/yIPk7DH6 #fb Tue Oct 30 13:35:12 +0000 2012
- Gale force winds? I guess I’m not riding my scooter this morning 🙁 #fb Tue Oct 30 11:53:56 +0000 2012
- RT @ohforfooksake: Wow…scary. RT @Gulasahi: Please spare a thought for the victim of this utter devastation in from last night’s storm … Tue Oct 30 11:53:13 +0000 2012
- RT @BCombs212: Quit freaking out guys, Romney isn’t going to kill FEMA. He said ‘femur’ with a Boston accent. Tue Oct 30 11:51:22 +0000 2012
- All of tomorrow’s lectures and exams and prepared and ready to go… and it’s not even 2:AM yet! Yes, I’m scared too. Tue Oct 30 05:47:29 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada sucka Tue Oct 30 05:41:47 +0000 2012
- I actually own a wind-powered cell phone charger. That mother could probably power a freakin’ train in #Sandy winds! Tue Oct 30 04:52:45 +0000 2012
- Tell the fake #Sandy photos from the real ones http://t.co/5PNP6nvk Tue Oct 30 04:50:56 +0000 2012
- Current Events Quiz – Oct/2012: It’s that time of the year again. http://t.co/aLXY1Elw Tue Oct 30 04:26:01 +0000 2012
- Gawd, I wish people would stop re-tweeting that lame Snooki/hurricane/blow joke! #sandy Tue Oct 30 03:39:39 +0000 2012
- Man, that Mythbusters chick is hot. Tue Oct 30 03:34:55 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar @J_Ged yeah, for ghetto-ness Tue Oct 30 03:34:38 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina aw shucks, maam Tue Oct 30 02:55:51 +0000 2012
- RT @MensHealthMag: How being fat makes you stupid: http://t.co/WlwDEFcc Tue Oct 30 02:50:42 +0000 2012
- “Ali Velshi” is now the number 2 trending phrase on Twitter? Sigh. Tue Oct 30 02:49:07 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged I’m glad we’ve got that settled Tue Oct 30 02:46:28 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged your name as an acceptably pleasing number of consonants Tue Oct 30 02:43:56 +0000 2012
- @docblw the best ones do it from their windows. or tie cameras to squirrels and set them loose. Tue Oct 30 02:43:24 +0000 2012
- @RealTracyMorgan Like an emo chick on any given weekend Tue Oct 30 02:35:26 +0000 2012
- RT @OttawaCitizen: Novartis suspension leaves Ottawa Hospital with no flu vaccine for patients, staff http://t.co/WFQjtb5q #ottnews Tue Oct 30 02:34:55 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots which is what they are Tue Oct 30 02:30:20 +0000 2012
- @arielhelwani dude, stay inside! Tue Oct 30 02:25:16 +0000 2012
- Citizen journalists on Twitter and instagram are covering #sandy far better than any TV news program Tue Oct 30 02:23:49 +0000 2012
- RT @MikeBloomberg: #NYC PLEASE RT: Do not go outside. Conditions are extremely dangerous. Please stay where you are until the storm pas … Tue Oct 30 02:19:11 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged And a complicated compliment just goes a tiny bit further Tue Oct 30 02:18:03 +0000 2012
- So sad to hear of people being killed by falling trees, etc. Listen up, NY peeps: Don’t go outside!! #sandy Tue Oct 30 02:17:00 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots i really doubt it. think sewer overflow. Tue Oct 30 02:13:55 +0000 2012
- RT @bobpowers1: Anything horrible happen to Trump Tower? Trying to determine whether there’s a God. #sandy Tue Oct 30 02:12:23 +0000 2012
- With NYC in chaos, there is one question on everyone’s mind: where are the Avengers, damn it?! #sandy Tue Oct 30 02:10:16 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots well, many of us don’t have TVs anymore anyway Tue Oct 30 02:07:47 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie boo Tue Oct 30 02:06:54 +0000 2012
- Whoa. State of emergency officially declared in NYC! #sandy Tue Oct 30 02:05:41 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots it’s hypnotizing Tue Oct 30 02:03:40 +0000 2012
- At times like this, how freakin’ amazing is Twitter? #sandy #fb Tue Oct 30 01:58:10 +0000 2012
- (I feel bad retweeting @scottfeschuk ‘s Ali Velshi jokes, since I went to highschool with Ali. But damn, they’re funny as heck!) Tue Oct 30 01:55:08 +0000 2012
- RT @scottfeschuk: When Ali Velshi ultimately drowns, at least we’ll know for certain that he was a witch. Tue Oct 30 01:54:15 +0000 2012
- @docblw was that a joke in disguise? (Good disguise.) Tue Oct 30 01:53:05 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie just take twelve steps to the TV and turn down the volume Tue Oct 30 01:46:49 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie you’re drunk. pretend already. and photos. there must be photos. Tue Oct 30 01:44:46 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie drink, go dance naked in the rain. go. Tue Oct 30 01:42:53 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots magic Tue Oct 30 01:42:31 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie @LuciaEyzaguirre now you’ll grow old alone separately #what?youwereaskingforit Tue Oct 30 01:42:17 +0000 2012
- RT @scottfeschuk: Listen, people, if you’re going to photoshop hurricane pics, can we at least have a little more nudity? Tue Oct 30 01:41:49 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie i assumed Tue Oct 30 01:40:35 +0000 2012
- Nine months from now, NYC will be treated to a predictable epidemic of newborn girls named #Sandy #fb Tue Oct 30 01:38:43 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie intervention time Tue Oct 30 01:34:40 +0000 2012
- Tweeting about a storm is not fun like tweeting the debates. I actually feel bad for people 🙁 #sandy #fb Tue Oct 30 01:32:02 +0000 2012
- @Anita_Chauhan that’s the spirit! i think. Tue Oct 30 01:28:24 +0000 2012
- @Anita_Chauhan do it…. you know you want to. Tue Oct 30 01:26:41 +0000 2012
- RT @markchats: @scottfeschuk The snapshots of my vacation to Disney World are covering this storm better than CNN. Tue Oct 30 01:26:23 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Get someone to feel you, just for external validation #epidemiology Tue Oct 30 01:23:39 +0000 2012
- RT @Org9: Someone is claiming this is a LIVE shot of Manhatten – lol…Oh, those kids! Let the Tumblr memes begin! #NYC #sandy http://t. … Tue Oct 30 01:22:32 +0000 2012
- All these hurricane tweets have me craving shawarma. I don’t know why. #fb Tue Oct 30 01:19:08 +0000 2012
- RT @scottfeschuk: I have to be honest: I’d love to see Ali Velshi get attacked by a shark right now. Tue Oct 30 01:16:58 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie then the wine took that feeling away, right? Tue Oct 30 01:12:48 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie what do you mean? Shit is my best friend! Shit me are TIGHT. Tue Oct 30 01:12:29 +0000 2012
- Guess I should charge up all my toys… just in case #sandy #fb Tue Oct 30 01:11:58 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Okay, this explains the subsequent tweets Tue Oct 30 01:09:43 +0000 2012
- @docblw Exploding transformers? I hope Optimus Prime is okay! Tue Oct 30 01:09:26 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie you can run your home on attitude alone Tue Oct 30 01:08:48 +0000 2012
- Stepping out to teach my night class now. Will the #Frankenstorm get me? Should I be scared? Stay tuned… #fb Mon Oct 29 22:25:03 +0000 2012
- @Ask_Pemma sucka Mon Oct 29 22:21:32 +0000 2012
- Homemade Eid sweets from a former student! Mmmmm. #fb http://t.co/m9Bch12i Mon Oct 29 22:07:48 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie oh i wasn’t talking about the fruit Mon Oct 29 20:32:18 +0000 2012
- Uhoh. Seems my tweets are being noted. Guess I should keep ’em clean… http://t.co/SwaeOBdh Mon Oct 29 20:32:02 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie i bet they licked your grapes Mon Oct 29 20:30:31 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie so nothing to do with polish people? Mon Oct 29 20:29:58 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill thanks. The Huffpost rejected it as my official author photo, though Mon Oct 29 20:01:35 +0000 2012
- NASA image of Sandy http://t.co/iIcCWOQw #fb Mon Oct 29 19:52:17 +0000 2012
- @docblw if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you Mon Oct 29 19:48:09 +0000 2012
- Of course, by “Pole Dance Society”, I mean the Polish Students’ Cultural Dance Ensemble #sure #fb Mon Oct 29 19:47:40 +0000 2012
- @docblw that was going to be my next tweet, damn you Mon Oct 29 19:46:24 +0000 2012
- The university’s Pole Dance Society is selling cupcakes in the atrium. Everything about that sentence is WIN. #fb Mon Oct 29 19:30:58 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed aw shucks, maam Mon Oct 29 18:31:34 +0000 2012
- My first Huffington Post article — no, I didn’t pick the title! http://t.co/t1F9Ys0S #fb Mon Oct 29 17:13:43 +0000 2012
- Oh man, this student’s breath is so bad I can smell it down the hall. Dude, floss! #fb Mon Oct 29 16:48:22 +0000 2012
- Dedicated to my peeps in NYC and New England http://t.co/XRdqFMnl #fb Mon Oct 29 16:13:43 +0000 2012
- Now the big question… how many students will use a hurricane 400 miles away as an excuse to miss tonight’s quiz… #fb Mon Oct 29 15:27:04 +0000 2012
- @docblw Phyllis Stein Mon Oct 29 15:23:04 +0000 2012
- Happiness is a high fibre diet. #fb Mon Oct 29 15:07:44 +0000 2012
- NY people who don’t evacuate when the city orders it: you’re just endangering emergency workers’ lives when they have to save your asses #fb Mon Oct 29 15:03:31 +0000 2012
- Kind of wish we were getting a storm emergency here in Ottawa, so i’d have an excuse to eat all the food in my freezer. #fb Mon Oct 29 15:01:10 +0000 2012
- @carissa_dupuis when you’re my age, you’ll be showing young’uns a computer keyboard and saying the same thing Mon Oct 29 03:07:46 +0000 2012
- This makes me miss the 80s http://t.co/e4LcOfDM #fb Mon Oct 29 02:55:19 +0000 2012
- Machine was down, so they had me use the old fashioned credit card slip. When did you last see this? #fb http://t.co/kB8H8EMQ Mon Oct 29 02:24:44 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu you’ll fit right in Sun Oct 28 21:29:55 +0000 2012
- Epidemiologists have long suspected… women who stop smoking by 30 regain almost all of their lifespan http://t.co/Y0AzdS38 #fb Sun Oct 28 21:25:38 +0000 2012
- Giving three exams this week and they’re ALL WRITTEN AND READY TO GO. Wow. #fb Sun Oct 28 21:22:43 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu uh…. ummm…. yeah…. Sun Oct 28 21:22:19 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu PS I forgot I will be in the USA later this week, so will have to miss your Friday talk. Sorry. Sun Oct 28 21:01:33 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu I don’t think he’s typical Sun Oct 28 20:48:37 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu @OsamaBerrada just remember your job http://t.co/ybjHMepW Sun Oct 28 19:46:59 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada Oh, I love Starbucks coffee. It’s KINGSTON I can’t stand! 🙂 Sun Oct 28 18:58:00 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada Dude, get out! GET OUT!!! Sun Oct 28 18:52:48 +0000 2012
- I see the arguments, but in the end I think we should celebrate a good work ethic, which is vanishing from the West http://t.co/ybjHMepW #fb Sun Oct 28 18:52:34 +0000 2012
- My low carb brekky: bok choi and salsa-scrambled eggs. Oh, and a foot. #fb http://t.co/awmRtagN Sun Oct 28 17:57:52 +0000 2012
- “Mitt is his middle name. I wish I could use my middle name.” -Barack (Hussein) Obama #fb Sun Oct 28 16:42:16 +0000 2012
- When the media talks about a “mammoth storm”, I envision ancient pachyderms falling from the sky. #fb Sun Oct 28 15:57:56 +0000 2012
- Photography: The Year’s Most Thrilling (and Heartbreaking) Wildlife Photos http://t.co/KqB2tPRn #fb Sun Oct 28 08:49:27 +0000 2012
- Humanity wins out over spooks in the UK http://t.co/pNmNNpPj #fb Sun Oct 28 08:38:18 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie maybe I will, maybe I won’t Sun Oct 28 07:53:34 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie next likely time is the 17th or 18th Sun Oct 28 07:43:21 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Well some stuff came up! Sun Oct 28 07:39:29 +0000 2012
- RT @VenturaNation: History lesson http://t.co/l6EoCoJq Sun Oct 28 07:33:51 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie We’ll fix that when I come visit Sun Oct 28 07:04:05 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie that’s the drugs talking Sun Oct 28 07:02:20 +0000 2012
- @GenBois what are you doing up at 3:AM? Go to sleep! Sun Oct 28 06:42:26 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie your arm looks freakishly skinny Sun Oct 28 06:29:59 +0000 2012
- Hold up, hold up… There’s a NEW Mexico?? #oldonewasfinewithme #fb Sun Oct 28 06:25:11 +0000 2012
- I totally want this. http://t.co/1ob3qqep #fb Sun Oct 28 06:13:21 +0000 2012
- So Meat Loaf thinks the Cold War is still going on. And why are we learning geopolitics from a man named after diner food? #fb Sun Oct 28 06:05:08 +0000 2012
- Dear Kennedy family: there is no “R” in “Cuba.” #fb Sun Oct 28 06:04:16 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 it’s really bad Sat Oct 27 21:44:48 +0000 2012
- @rondia i’m always exceptional Sat Oct 27 21:34:06 +0000 2012
- Just made the WORST curry of my life. #fb Sat Oct 27 21:31:01 +0000 2012
- Hey, my recent interview with CBC, re: reproductive tourism, is now now online http://t.co/2m4DVEhD #fb Sat Oct 27 20:25:17 +0000 2012
- It’s a special moment when the grocery store cashier sneezes on my vegetables. #fb Sat Oct 27 19:41:18 +0000 2012
- So wet outside. Almost like there’s a hurricane coming or something. #justsayin #fb Sat Oct 27 18:52:26 +0000 2012
- @igmcmillan vista -> win7 Sat Oct 27 18:51:57 +0000 2012
- Damn you, crappy HP laptop! I’m formatting your drives, gutting your OS, and flashing your ROM. Prepare yourself! #fb Sat Oct 27 18:15:43 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard ah Sat Oct 27 18:09:10 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie your brain has a vagina? Explains much. Sat Oct 27 17:49:19 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard there’s a halloween cat show??? Sat Oct 27 17:45:43 +0000 2012
- #Frankenstorm from space http://t.co/gTeHFpxl #fb Sat Oct 27 16:13:06 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 35: US Presidential Election Edition, http://t.co/FMn7hCgt Sat Oct 27 14:08:33 +0000 2012
- When did Michael Steele become so rational? #fb Sat Oct 27 14:00:36 +0000 2012
- “Mitt Romney hates Assad cause he fooled us into thinking he was a moderate and what sort of duplicitous shit would do that?” Bill Maher #fb Sat Oct 27 13:55:42 +0000 2012
- Heinous rhymes with anus. Hee hee. #fb Sat Oct 27 13:52:33 +0000 2012
- “Picasso could not portray all the sides that Mitt Romney is taking.” -Bill Maher #fb Sat Oct 27 13:36:15 +0000 2012
- “Meat Loaf is a semi-intelligent entree.” -Bill Maher #fb Sat Oct 27 13:22:07 +0000 2012
- “In his will, Kim Jong-Il left Ann Coulter all his evil.” Ha! http://t.co/3yShgIy3 #fb Sat Oct 27 01:04:59 +0000 2012
- @snackamura yeah, do they put mayonnaise and ketchup in it? Fri Oct 26 23:44:50 +0000 2012
- On a glorious night like tonight, I wish I lived in a real city. #fb Fri Oct 26 23:08:17 +0000 2012
- @hjyan probably here by tomorrow: http://t.co/Y7cVyapw Fri Oct 26 13:08:17 +0000 2012
- @mirhadloncar probably here by tomorrow: http://t.co/Y7cVyapw Fri Oct 26 13:08:08 +0000 2012
- @mirhadloncar did you hear your shout-out? Fri Oct 26 12:16:11 +0000 2012
- @JesseC_D oh no! Fri Oct 26 12:15:23 +0000 2012
- Amazing how a 7 minute radio interview feels like 30 seconds #fb Fri Oct 26 11:58:25 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar bah Thu Oct 25 22:14:21 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar dare me to work the word “bitches” into it? Thu Oct 25 21:17:16 +0000 2012
- Tune in to CBC Ottawa Morning tomorrow. Your friendly neighbourhood epidemiologist will be interviewed about reproductive tourism. Thu Oct 25 21:11:44 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed @docblw but the sex is traditional Thu Oct 25 20:27:38 +0000 2012
- @docblw grrr Thu Oct 25 19:55:54 +0000 2012
- Any Canadian doctoral students need funding? http://t.co/uoxMjPS1 Thu Oct 25 18:18:15 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie http://t.co/uoxMjPS1 Thu Oct 25 18:17:26 +0000 2012
- Me: “It’s hard being a pervert.” Friend: “But you make it look so easy.” Thu Oct 25 18:09:01 +0000 2012
- Mmmm, bok choi and scrambled eggs. #fb Thu Oct 25 12:25:42 +0000 2012
- When did Facebook become solely a forum for re-posting empty inspirational slogans that no one actually ever lives by? #fb Thu Oct 25 04:36:58 +0000 2012
- All right, who’s the most important novelist in British history? My money is on Swift or Dafoe. Anyone else have an opinion? #fb Thu Oct 25 04:30:41 +0000 2012
- @ZumbawithBinu bah Thu Oct 25 04:11:19 +0000 2012
- Stupefied by the number of people who don’t realize that a novel is, by definition, a work of fiction. Thu Oct 25 04:01:52 +0000 2012
- Phil Keoghan pronounces “spa” weirdly Thu Oct 25 03:38:15 +0000 2012
- @docblw i even have your slogan: “secede to succeed!” Thu Oct 25 02:54:16 +0000 2012
- @docblw well if you guys know the source of the problem, why don’t you fix it? Thu Oct 25 02:25:47 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc sorry. stuck here. Thu Oct 25 02:22:58 +0000 2012
- Cooking with wine again. This won’t end well. Thu Oct 25 02:22:42 +0000 2012
- Hmm. Deepa Mehta sort of looks like David Crosby. #fb Wed Oct 24 23:06:12 +0000 2012
- About to watch “Midnight’s Children.” Theatre is filled with old white women. WTF? Where my brown peeps at? #fb Wed Oct 24 22:58:47 +0000 2012
- Someone beat me to it: https://t.co/vFtI9Kws Wed Oct 24 20:25:50 +0000 2012
- John Franklin Stephens for President Wed Oct 24 20:18:09 +0000 2012
- “Ann Coulter” is an anagram for “Unclean Rot.” #fb Wed Oct 24 20:08:55 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird We’re not the worst! We’re not the worst! Wed Oct 24 19:59:49 +0000 2012
- An open letter to Ann Coulter from a Special Olympian http://t.co/RfmiCR0h Wed Oct 24 17:14:57 +0000 2012
- @docblw just keepin’ it fresh Wed Oct 24 17:11:45 +0000 2012
- @docblw dude, I’m orally pleasure a homeless man if it would get mine down to 54 Wed Oct 24 16:57:37 +0000 2012
- World’s best universities. I’m not going to bother scrolling down to find the Canadian ones. http://t.co/VH28SxyB #fb Wed Oct 24 16:57:11 +0000 2012
- It’s international open access week! http://t.co/GmYN7755 #fb Wed Oct 24 16:54:56 +0000 2012
- Inbox holding at 137 while I break for lunch. Whew! #fb Wed Oct 24 16:36:20 +0000 2012
- CSEB webinar: Big Questions in Cancer Epidemiology by Dr Margaret Spitz http://t.co/hQo7CfwL #fb Wed Oct 24 16:06:17 +0000 2012
- Things I learned today, that I cannot unlearn: http://t.co/UPBfEfbl #science #fb Wed Oct 24 15:42:14 +0000 2012
- Answering emails all morning…. inbox down to 200. Sigh. #fb Wed Oct 24 14:56:30 +0000 2012
- Really? Once again, they’ve scheduled a final exam for my class on a Saturday night! Arrrgh. #fb Wed Oct 24 14:46:59 +0000 2012
- Another reliable constant in life: dental hygienists are always attractive women #cleanteeth #fb Wed Oct 24 12:56:50 +0000 2012
- RT @JeffDSachs: Here is a straightforward way to finance low-carbon energy in poor countries. (ungated) http://t.co/daJhOjxB Wed Oct 24 12:54:46 +0000 2012
- Someone just Googled “raywat deonandan stats midterms”. Really? One of my students actually thinks I’d keep my midterms on the internet? #fb Wed Oct 24 10:56:02 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina ha! Tue Oct 23 20:49:21 +0000 2012
- Just got invited to write for the Huffington Post! #sweet #fb Tue Oct 23 19:40:41 +0000 2012
- Press release about my latest studies http://t.co/iwKhjonW #fb Tue Oct 23 19:35:48 +0000 2012
- @JATetro @NeomieD @RebZam it certainly does 🙂 Tue Oct 23 19:26:36 +0000 2012
- On Via 46 to Ottawa #fb Tue Oct 23 19:25:21 +0000 2012
- @CliveVelkers better 🙂 Tue Oct 23 17:53:13 +0000 2012
- @CliveVelkers I thought I was doing you a favour by not having it on the first class after reading week! Tue Oct 23 16:28:32 +0000 2012
- @the_jessmister in toronto Tue Oct 23 14:21:55 +0000 2012
- “You know your youth is gone when you vomit and pull a muscle” #fb Tue Oct 23 13:27:45 +0000 2012
- “You know your girlfriend is too young when you haven’t seen her in a couple of weeks… and she’s grown.” #fb Tue Oct 23 13:14:34 +0000 2012
- @Ask_Pemma bite your tongue Tue Oct 23 12:21:30 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed you need to re-learn your history Tue Oct 23 05:34:55 +0000 2012
- “Ronald Reagan” rearranged spells “An oral danger.” #lastoneipromise #fb Tue Oct 23 05:17:03 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada you would have been a stem cell in your Daddy’s loins, destined to one day be a sperm. #imold Tue Oct 23 05:15:53 +0000 2012
- “George Bush” can be rearranged to spell, “O, he buggers!” #anagramsareaddictive #fb Tue Oct 23 05:13:44 +0000 2012
- “Osama bin Laden” can be rearranged to spell, “A damn alien S.O.B.” #interesting #conspiracy #fb Tue Oct 23 05:11:10 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada throw in an “L” and you’re ALSO DREAM ARAB Tue Oct 23 05:06:53 +0000 2012
- Ohmigod ohmig… “Steve Harper” can be rearranged to spell… wait for it… “He’s a pervert” #YES! #fb Tue Oct 23 04:35:11 +0000 2012
- Uh oh. “Raywat Deonandan” can be rearranged to spell, “Annoyed and a wart.” 🙁 #fb Tue Oct 23 04:27:22 +0000 2012
- Mind you, “President Obama” can be rearranged to spell, “Entomb paradise.” #fb Tue Oct 23 04:25:57 +0000 2012
- “President Romney” can be rearranged to spell “Empty senior nerd.” #science #fb Tue Oct 23 04:24:43 +0000 2012
- Scientists charged for failing 2 predict earthquakes. Why aren’t priests charges for failing 2 predict… anything? http://t.co/MopDt3z2 #fb Tue Oct 23 04:22:07 +0000 2012
- “Three things are best experienced rather than explained: sex, comedy and Babylon 5.” – JMichael Straczynski #fb Tue Oct 23 04:18:09 +0000 2012
- A talking whale. Sort of. Not really. http://t.co/rpYxlQza #fb Tue Oct 23 04:16:35 +0000 2012
- @docblw nyah nyah Tue Oct 23 03:51:39 +0000 2012
- @docblw I just say “sorry” to everyone because (1) I’m Canadian and (2) it makes them insecure Tue Oct 23 03:48:56 +0000 2012
- @docblw Alas, there may never be a Raywat Deonandan IV. Tue Oct 23 03:48:14 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots or the sounds they make during Tue Oct 23 03:42:58 +0000 2012
- @docblw oh. so sorry. Tue Oct 23 03:42:37 +0000 2012
- @docblw Barry. Ha! Who names their kid Barry? Tue Oct 23 03:35:58 +0000 2012
- Why do Republicans all have weird names, like Mitt, Tagg, and Newt? #fb Tue Oct 23 03:30:40 +0000 2012
- RT @Manuel_Rapalo: Want better relations with Pakistan? Stop blowing people up with drones. At the very least have a better success rate … Tue Oct 23 03:13:05 +0000 2012
- RT @RichardDawkins: Obama won by exposing Romney’s lies, and in spite of (yet again) not mentioning Romney’s doolally beliefs re magic h … Tue Oct 23 03:12:53 +0000 2012
- RT @sween: Every Canadian after the debate: “That’s okay. They were really busy. They’ll mention us next time.” Tue Oct 23 03:05:03 +0000 2012
- RT @simbalkh: Curiously BenGhazi was entirely missing. Funny from being such a big FP issue last couple of weeks and tonite just evaporated Tue Oct 23 02:58:22 +0000 2012
- And we already have this: http://t.co/94FTidTC #horsesandbayonets #fb Tue Oct 23 02:57:50 +0000 2012
- This is the current #2 Google image search result for “horses and bayonets.” Wanna bet it won’t be by tomorrow? http://t.co/zQWfU5jK #fb Tue Oct 23 02:56:41 +0000 2012
- RT @ALL_CAPS: Although obsolete, the Second Amendment protects the right to own horses and bayonets. Tue Oct 23 02:55:20 +0000 2012
- Quick poll: is Economics a science, art, or a form of interpretive dance? #fb Tue Oct 23 02:54:55 +0000 2012
- RT @JohnKerry: Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy Tue Oct 23 02:53:51 +0000 2012
- @rondia nicely played, madam Tue Oct 23 02:47:44 +0000 2012
- Watching CBC post-debate… and misread this caption as “Boner: Obama…” #debates #fb http://t.co/Eau54jRd Tue Oct 23 02:42:26 +0000 2012
- @docblw NOW you tell me! Loser. Tue Oct 23 02:41:13 +0000 2012
- @docblw it’s legal where I live. be careful in that land of the free. Tue Oct 23 02:38:44 +0000 2012
- @docblw did someone say pot? Tue Oct 23 02:37:11 +0000 2012
- Uhoh. Romney’s closing statements are stronger and more compelling. #debates Tue Oct 23 02:33:23 +0000 2012
- RT @Andy_Richter: Put my 7 y.o. daughter in the shower, went back to the debates for a couple mins, came back to this. http://t.co/tQ2CtA4k Tue Oct 23 02:32:48 +0000 2012
- @trb8x not Kenya? Tue Oct 23 02:29:11 +0000 2012
- I thought Romney was born in Mexico? #detroit? #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:24:24 +0000 2012
- RT @levarburton: The greatest threat to our National Security is an under-educated populace that is under-prepared to participate in a w … Tue Oct 23 02:23:58 +0000 2012
- Dear USA, China is not your enemy. China is your landlord. So be nice. #debtisabitch #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:23:03 +0000 2012
- RT @acoyne: Gah. Romney going full-bore economic nationalist re China. Total rubbish. Tue Oct 23 02:21:01 +0000 2012
- RT @glebetrotter: Romney with a very convincing air bar graph. Tue Oct 23 02:20:45 +0000 2012
- @glebetrotter ha! Tue Oct 23 02:20:37 +0000 2012
- @20YS when you start doing drugs, you’ll get the munchies Tue Oct 23 02:19:33 +0000 2012
- The greatest US national security threat is a billion refugees caused by Climate Change -the effing Pentagon #getitright #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:18:25 +0000 2012
- If someone says the words “Climate Change” I’m going to touch myself. #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:15:55 +0000 2012
- He said women! #chickswillnotice #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:14:04 +0000 2012
- “We’re also gonna have to use drones to kill liberals.” -Romney. Wait, he didn’t say that? You sure? #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:13:12 +0000 2012
- @docblw maybe he was flirting. poorly. Tue Oct 23 02:10:39 +0000 2012
- @20YS yeah, you can start small like that Tue Oct 23 02:10:27 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina see? chicks notice. and you’re a chick. and you noticed. Tue Oct 23 02:09:36 +0000 2012
- @mehnazt I know! It drives me nuts! Tue Oct 23 02:09:03 +0000 2012
- Obama just said, “pulling out responsibly.” Hee hee. #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:08:33 +0000 2012
- @docblw did you join in the profanity fun? Tue Oct 23 02:07:55 +0000 2012
- Any tie experts out there? Is Romney wearing a British stripe or an American stripe? #debates #fashion #fb Tue Oct 23 02:05:45 +0000 2012
- @glebetrotter that’s how i managed it this time Tue Oct 23 02:02:59 +0000 2012
- @docblw or tourettes Tue Oct 23 02:02:47 +0000 2012
- Just noticed Obama’s breast cancer bracelet #womenwillnotice #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 02:02:22 +0000 2012
- I’d be tweeting more, but I’m having trouble spelling Ahmedinejad quickly #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 01:55:36 +0000 2012
- @20YS drugs Tue Oct 23 01:53:13 +0000 2012
- Both Obama and Romney need to learn the trick of sitting on your coattails to avoid the hunchback look #debates #fashion #fb Tue Oct 23 01:53:03 +0000 2012
- At least no one has pronounced it EYE-RAN yet #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 01:50:42 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina sweet! Tue Oct 23 01:49:56 +0000 2012
- @albertolais true dat. but I’m drunk, and therefore belligerent. Tue Oct 23 01:49:30 +0000 2012
- Um, that should be FEWER horses and FEWER bayonets, not LESS #debates #grammar #fb Tue Oct 23 01:47:15 +0000 2012
- Oops.. that actually WAS Romney. Never mind. #tipsy #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 01:45:41 +0000 2012
- From the back, the moderator looks like a Romney impersonator #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 01:44:35 +0000 2012
- “If you can’t balance your budget [then you do a leveraged buy-out and balance it artificially]” -Romney #debates #fb Tue Oct 23 01:43:08 +0000 2012
- I’m already tipsy and joining the #debates midstream. All I feel is love. Hic. #fb Tue Oct 23 01:42:13 +0000 2012
- Joining the #debates now… Tue Oct 23 01:40:03 +0000 2012
- Didn’t meet Salman Rushdie tonight, but had a lovely conversation with Robert J Sawyer #win #fb Mon Oct 22 23:22:27 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged I’ll still count this as a positive. Thanks. Mon Oct 22 18:56:25 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged “a girl”? Was she hot? Mon Oct 22 18:53:58 +0000 2012
- Toronto, bitches. #fb Mon Oct 22 17:16:29 +0000 2012
- More than a little stunned by the large number of young people who don’t know who Salman Rushdie is. Read a book, people! #fb Mon Oct 22 13:12:37 +0000 2012
- On Via 51 to Toronto. Nap time. No one bug me. #fb Mon Oct 22 12:47:11 +0000 2012
- @GenBois next time, I’ll bring a spare helmet! Mon Oct 22 03:39:26 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre yep Mon Oct 22 03:38:04 +0000 2012
- The audience for my global health career workshop, pt 1 #fb http://t.co/PiUo9hH9 Sun Oct 21 18:24:39 +0000 2012
- The audience for my global health career workshop, pt 2 #fb http://t.co/6T59X49M Sun Oct 21 18:24:24 +0000 2012
- @mirhadloncar and who is that? Sun Oct 21 15:14:41 +0000 2012
- Homeopathic first aid: “Here, let me put a drop of coloured water on your sucking chest wound” #fb http://t.co/9wbdpBPZ Sun Oct 21 13:07:07 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 34: Susan Freytag and Nick Cage http://t.co/fEQvQOPL Sun Oct 21 03:28:13 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre not really Sun Oct 21 03:14:51 +0000 2012
- My favourite scene from Die Hard http://t.co/b92BlQDO #fb Sun Oct 21 02:46:15 +0000 2012
- Ever notice how much a capital “G” looks like a curling arrow pointing counter-clockwise? #fb Sat Oct 20 20:24:33 +0000 2012
- Know what I miss? The shawarmas I used to get in France. Mmmmm. #fb Sat Oct 20 20:14:01 +0000 2012
- I see an older Indian couple. Staring at a laptop. At a bar. On Saturday morning. This whole scene is messing with my preconceptions. #fb Sat Oct 20 16:41:12 +0000 2012
- Just ordered electronics from “Gandhi Appliances” in India. Wonder if they’ll send me a spinning wheel by mistake. #fb Sat Oct 20 14:43:16 +0000 2012
- Just spoke to another student group, and received another coffee card. I’m gonna start a collection! #lovethefreecoffee #fb Sat Oct 20 14:34:34 +0000 2012
- My favourite domestic airline grounded. I wondered how they could afford to give such good service. Now I know. http://t.co/bHhgL2ds #fb Sat Oct 20 11:07:07 +0000 2012
- Homosexuality will lead to a race of uber-ducks. So says homeschooled teen. http://t.co/eXjRkMIK #fb Sat Oct 20 10:20:06 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 33: Wayne Brady and Bobby Lashley http://t.co/mIdDxAcd Sat Oct 20 02:14:34 +0000 2012
- Want to know some weird trivia? Chuck Yeager speaks Urdu. #fb Sat Oct 20 02:09:44 +0000 2012
- Amazing footage from Felix Baugartner’s point of view http://t.co/FVBnbhon #fb Sat Oct 20 01:53:46 +0000 2012
- Toronto job: Senior Coordinator, Smokers’ Helpline, Canadian Cancer Society http://t.co/XC7mHroN #fb Fri Oct 19 19:17:23 +0000 2012
- Bitches be matin’ #spayyourdog #fb Fri Oct 19 16:20:13 +0000 2012
- Chinese take-out. That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout. #fb Fri Oct 19 16:11:20 +0000 2012
- Global health internships for medical, dental and optometry students http://t.co/fTbTDPAL #fb Fri Oct 19 15:15:52 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar you did it. Fri Oct 19 10:46:13 +0000 2012
- Obama reveals the Stargate program http://t.co/19au3TO5 #fb Fri Oct 19 06:56:29 +0000 2012
- Dear whoever caused the fire alarm to go off in my building at 2:AM — Thanks. Great timing. #sarcasm #fb Fri Oct 19 06:44:01 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar guess Fri Oct 19 06:42:29 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar or some dude who looked like you Fri Oct 19 05:50:13 +0000 2012
- @docblw I feel the same way about Dildo, Newfoundland Fri Oct 19 01:55:08 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar are you on chat roulette again? Fri Oct 19 01:53:34 +0000 2012
- Financial reasons to adopt an animal from the humane society instead of from some sort of ad: http://t.co/InTjWOAH #fb Thu Oct 18 21:40:40 +0000 2012
- How can they be “free run” eggs? Eggs don’t have legs! #groan #fb Thu Oct 18 14:44:11 +0000 2012
- Johnny Depp wants to lose weight? Just lose that 170 lbs of Tim Burton he’s been carrying for 20 years. Booyah! #fb Thu Oct 18 14:35:57 +0000 2012
- Woke up with a giant pimple on my ass. Now that was unexpected. #fb Thu Oct 18 13:50:21 +0000 2012
- Hey, world economists, 7.4% economic growth over 3 months is pretty amazing. #stopwhining #china #fb Thu Oct 18 13:13:27 +0000 2012
- Oprah Gundam Style http://t.co/ItX6bpso #fb Thu Oct 18 01:54:39 +0000 2012
- Confession: I originally thought “Gangnam Style” was actually “Gundam Style”. #fb Thu Oct 18 01:28:33 +0000 2012
- You kids don’t remember Hale-Bopp in 1997. So C/2012 S1 in December 2013 is going to be a wonder! http://t.co/XqZd4zrD #fb Thu Oct 18 01:01:31 +0000 2012
- Alpha Centauri has a planet! Whoohoo! http://t.co/gFPI7nrD #fb Thu Oct 18 00:52:30 +0000 2012
- NASA spots Cookie Monster on Mercury http://t.co/64orwT69 #fb Thu Oct 18 00:51:22 +0000 2012
- Die Antwoord’s opinion of Lady Gaga: http://t.co/jegYPpn5 #fb Wed Oct 17 22:36:40 +0000 2012
- @wired Jesus. Or at least the guy who played him in that movie. Wed Oct 17 21:40:47 +0000 2012
- Today’s mystery: how did a squirrel get onto the 12th floor rooftop garden? It can’t reach the elevator buttons! #fb Wed Oct 17 21:40:04 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill I wouldn’t say FALSE, per se…. Wed Oct 17 20:20:29 +0000 2012
- 72 is the new 30. Which makes 45… what? The new puberty? http://t.co/QXGWK5AL #fb Wed Oct 17 15:21:19 +0000 2012
- @rickygervais The Hindus, Muslims, Animists, Buddhists and Zoroastrians don’t give you a hard time, as well? Wed Oct 17 12:34:57 +0000 2012
- I’ve got binders filled with women, too. (Binders means magazines, right?) #fb Wed Oct 17 12:30:39 +0000 2012
- Fun With Weather: http://t.co/crr5Myne Wed Oct 17 08:03:59 +0000 2012
- Via rail, why is your web booking system always %#@!ed? #fb Wed Oct 17 07:43:42 +0000 2012
- @docblw sorry dude. I was asleep 🙁 Wed Oct 17 05:24:00 +0000 2012
- Happiness is an unplanned, 8 hour nap. Unhappiness is realizing I slept through the debate Twitterfest. #fb Wed Oct 17 05:09:26 +0000 2012
- go to http://t.co/FBFMp8GU and do a global search for “deonandan”. Then vote for all 3 videos, please! #fb Tue Oct 16 20:18:08 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre thanks for the re-tweet. can I convince you to re-tweet the links to the other 2 videos, too? pretty please? Tue Oct 16 20:00:01 +0000 2012
- Watch and vote for our Grand Challenges video for CloudSURV – cloud-based disease surveillance! http://t.co/nmJIviV0 Tue Oct 16 19:45:39 +0000 2012
- Watch and vote for our Grand Challenges video for SAFA – Statistical Analysis for All http://t.co/mZqMBKb5 Tue Oct 16 19:42:44 +0000 2012
- Watch and vote for our Grand Challenges project: Gwitter! http://t.co/5mnlDckr Tue Oct 16 19:40:52 +0000 2012
- @tarun_rahman ha! Tue Oct 16 19:18:11 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged just got your email. I guess it’s too late to come to HSS5901 class and speak to the class. Is everyone in HSS5903 right now? Tue Oct 16 14:05:00 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged how is Ed’s lecture going? Tue Oct 16 13:08:05 +0000 2012
- Oh, Paul Ryan. Is there anything about you that isn’t fake? How about the hair? #fb Tue Oct 16 11:29:56 +0000 2012
- @odawg_ftb he’s also a serious superstar. Soak it in, brother! Tue Oct 16 00:04:17 +0000 2012
- “I don’t even like old people.” -guest lecturer in my class. #honesty Tue Oct 16 00:01:54 +0000 2012
- @odawg_ftb shh! pay attention to Ed! 😉 Mon Oct 15 23:46:29 +0000 2012
- McGuinty resigns? Whaaaa? #fb Mon Oct 15 22:42:29 +0000 2012
- I think I was at home sick when they taught this move in jiujitsu class. http://t.co/2EGPWpqS #fb Mon Oct 15 20:25:43 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged quite honestly, no one looks at business cards anymore. bring your smartphone instead. Mon Oct 15 17:46:58 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged haha! do they personalize them for you? You can just buy card stock, laser print a whole sheet, then cut them up Mon Oct 15 17:42:47 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged Well no one uses them anymore. But they’re fun to have 🙂 I get some stylish, but expensive, ones from http://t.co/rdygfs5l. Mon Oct 15 17:21:52 +0000 2012
- Special page for students intending to attend next week’s global health conference in Ottawa: http://t.co/tlQtUHdI #fb Mon Oct 15 17:09:38 +0000 2012
- “@ctvottawa: Hand soap sold in Canada is being recalled after dangerous bacteria was discovered by @HealthCanada” On global handwashing day! Mon Oct 15 16:57:33 +0000 2012
- Apparently hand soap sold in Canada is being recalled after dangerous bacteria was discovered. Someone needs to look up “irony”. #fb Mon Oct 15 16:56:02 +0000 2012
- High speed winds + low weight scooter = interesting ride #fb Mon Oct 15 16:53:45 +0000 2012
- @vadum that’s your cleverest comment? Mon Oct 15 14:16:44 +0000 2012
- @vadum I had a student named Candy Sweet. No, really. Mon Oct 15 14:14:43 +0000 2012
- Hey Dempsters, if you make your corn tortillas with wheat flour… how can you still call them corn tortillas? #fb Mon Oct 15 14:13:58 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc the gong kept me up Mon Oct 15 13:54:59 +0000 2012
- Okay, a gong just went off somewhere in my condo. That was weird. I don’t recall making a grand entrance into the other room. #fb Mon Oct 15 13:51:51 +0000 2012
- In honour of Global Handwashing day I’m ….tweeting this message. That’s about it. #fb Mon Oct 15 13:44:18 +0000 2012
- “QR codes are our era’s AOL keywords” -Wired #fb Mon Oct 15 13:38:52 +0000 2012
- @Aartron Off to sleep now, Sparky. Nice chattin’ with ye. Mon Oct 15 08:16:48 +0000 2012
- @Aartron I rent it out to homeless people. I’m a slumlord now. Mon Oct 15 08:15:45 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc the latter, of course. g’night. Mon Oct 15 08:15:20 +0000 2012
- Cat jump from the edge of space. Of course. (Courtesy of @LoganNZed ) http://t.co/fy3B34ot Mon Oct 15 08:08:41 +0000 2012
- @Aartron Awwww. I already danced today! Nekkid. Mon Oct 15 08:05:31 +0000 2012
- @Aartron i dunno. you send me a cheque? Mon Oct 15 07:48:11 +0000 2012
- @Aartron oh I’m up Mon Oct 15 07:37:59 +0000 2012
- Why is Ann Coulter on TV? Hasn’t someone committed her yet? #fb Sun Oct 14 23:48:11 +0000 2012
- I just made the greatest turkey breast chili in the history of poultry. #fb Sun Oct 14 22:37:51 +0000 2012
- I’d love to live inside a hill http://t.co/01iLcxjR #fb Sun Oct 14 22:25:24 +0000 2012
- Take a few puffs, then click on this https://t.co/QDPXqvgO #fb Sun Oct 14 18:47:03 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie that looks almost edible Sun Oct 14 18:44:10 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa I may bathe in it, though Sun Oct 14 18:31:55 +0000 2012
- Why are people boohoo-ing Baumgartner’s jump? It was a brave move, a tech triumph, and didn’t cost taxpayers a dime. #stopwhining #fb Sun Oct 14 18:22:20 +0000 2012
- Are they calculating Mach at the altitude of jump, the point of mach-breakage, or sea level? ‘Cause those be different numbers. #fb Sun Oct 14 18:20:28 +0000 2012
- It would great if Felix Baumgartner takes off his helmet to reveal.. an ALIEN! #fb Sun Oct 14 18:19:16 +0000 2012
- @rondia Maybe they’ve all been sharing the same bumgartner. Sun Oct 14 18:17:35 +0000 2012
- So nice of Felix Baumgartner to use a Canadian flag as a parachute. #fb Sun Oct 14 18:16:44 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I don’t hear a denial Sun Oct 14 18:15:08 +0000 2012
- “Love it when hillbillies and eggheads get together” -Matt Fraction #felixbaumgartner #fb Sun Oct 14 18:14:43 +0000 2012
- I give it 24 hours before the conspiracy theorists accuse Red Bull of faking Baumgartner’s jump #fb Sun Oct 14 18:14:04 +0000 2012
- RT @ManMadeMoon: Oh THANKS CNN… Cut away to your dumb friggin face just before he jumps! Sun Oct 14 18:12:46 +0000 2012
- RT @anamariecox: Only person with a longer sustained freefall is Lindsay Lohan. Sun Oct 14 18:12:19 +0000 2012
- Hope they made room in that suit for Felix Baumgartner’s massive balls #fb Sun Oct 14 18:06:36 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie but you like dicks. so it’s all good. Sun Oct 14 18:05:16 +0000 2012
- Crazy watching this shit in HD. #fb Sun Oct 14 18:05:01 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie let’s practice at a nearby bridge or railway crossing Sun Oct 14 18:04:03 +0000 2012
- Okay, who thinks Felix Baumgartner is wearing adult diapers? #fb Sun Oct 14 18:02:53 +0000 2012
- I wish we’d had Twitter and Facebook when Apollo 11 landed on the Moon 🙁 #fb Sun Oct 14 18:02:23 +0000 2012
- RT @ManMadeMoon: CNN “amazed” that we are able to watch these images from 24 miles away… They really need to get Skype. Sun Oct 14 18:01:40 +0000 2012
- What’s the right hash tag to use? #balloonman #spacejump @livejump #redbullstratos ?? Decide, Twiiter! #fb Sun Oct 14 17:58:41 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie And I want to push you! Sun Oct 14 17:57:35 +0000 2012
- Man, that’s one long fart #balloonman #fb Sun Oct 14 17:57:20 +0000 2012
- Just so everyone knows, Felix Baumgartner is still 140,000 feet away from officially being an astronaut. #fb Sun Oct 14 17:56:27 +0000 2012
- The live Baumgartner footage looks like a SyFy movie of the week. #fb Sun Oct 14 17:54:10 +0000 2012
- That doesn’t sound like Felix Baumgartner. Sounds more like Stephen Hawking. #fb Sun Oct 14 17:50:33 +0000 2012
- Kinda feel bad watching Felix Baumgartner’s jump live. Will I be watching a man’s head explode in HD? Hope not. #fb Sun Oct 14 17:34:07 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed see the comment at the end? “Nice guy.” Sun Oct 14 12:59:56 +0000 2012
- @techcyclists Heehee. You said BJ. And another J. Heehee. Sun Oct 14 05:52:26 +0000 2012
- @techcyclists it was great, but “best yet”??? Sun Oct 14 04:57:55 +0000 2012
- HOLY SH!T #ufc153 #fb Sun Oct 14 04:28:22 +0000 2012
- RT @HuffPostCrime: Man dissects his 84-year-old grandmother: prosecutor http://t.co/PtOEvOw5 Sun Oct 14 04:21:24 +0000 2012
- I don’t ever want Anderson Silva to lose. But if he has to, I want Bonnar to be the guy to do the job. #ufc153 Sun Oct 14 04:12:36 +0000 2012
- Did the translator just translate English into English? #ufc153 Sun Oct 14 04:05:03 +0000 2012
- Minotauro! #ufc153 Sun Oct 14 04:02:40 +0000 2012
- Whoa. An exciting John Fitch fight! #ufc153 Sun Oct 14 03:04:09 +0000 2012
- Heartbreaking final words from a young man who died this week: http://t.co/pJjpkMAh #fb Sun Oct 14 02:23:29 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie so unlike you, though. don’t deny it. Sat Oct 13 23:19:20 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Pics or it didn’t happen Sat Oct 13 22:35:47 +0000 2012
- Poo trap. Yes, this is real. Oh, Mayans, you were correct: these are the end times. http://t.co/SKdeyVLt #fb Sat Oct 13 22:04:43 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie otay! Sat Oct 13 17:35:33 +0000 2012
- RT @Bill_Hicks_RIP: A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another fu … Sat Oct 13 16:00:47 +0000 2012
- RT @ManMadeMoon: Dog licked my cut finger yesterday. Now she keeps staring at me. Don’t think she ever realised how tasty I am until now. Sat Oct 13 16:00:28 +0000 2012
- @KristineLeger exactly what I was thinking Sat Oct 13 16:00:09 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Quite honestly, if I get my “response document” done tonight, maybe I’ll take a Montreal break tomorrow? Or else, next Sat? Sat Oct 13 15:40:47 +0000 2012
- Oh those wacky Japanese http://t.co/0C9aHHBc #fb Sat Oct 13 15:39:52 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie uh, yes, but as you know, certain unexpected administrative emergencies concerning my career demand my presence here. Sat Oct 13 15:09:29 +0000 2012
- Health sciences job in Thunder Bay http://t.co/0LCmBIft #fb Sat Oct 13 00:32:07 +0000 2012
- Toronto-based epidemiologist job http://t.co/DQLFdWKm #fb Sat Oct 13 00:31:54 +0000 2012
- Senior Project Coordinator, Primary Health Care Information, CIHI http://t.co/XUZ6Yb3G #fb Sat Oct 13 00:31:04 +0000 2012
- Toronto-based web job for Canadian Harm Reduction Network http://t.co/iY7E5XRN #fb Sat Oct 13 00:28:17 +0000 2012
- Epidemiologist job in Mississauga http://t.co/r2MT5Lmb #fb Sat Oct 13 00:27:30 +0000 2012
- “The thrilla adjacent to the amygdala.” Ha! #bigbangtheory #fb Sat Oct 13 00:09:09 +0000 2012
- Worst Hallowe’en pun costumes. Except for #14 and #20. They’re cool. http://t.co/HHacKaNP #fb Fri Oct 12 22:51:38 +0000 2012
- Base jump… fail. http://t.co/C0VE0mjd #fb Fri Oct 12 22:49:45 +0000 2012
- The true face of fear. #20 is my favourite. http://t.co/GJpwvVkv #fb Fri Oct 12 22:38:45 +0000 2012
- Dear #!%@ who backed over my parked scooter, righted it like nuthin’ happened, then drove off: F!#$@ you very much. #fb Fri Oct 12 22:15:20 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 @deonandan @brittharr2 http://t.co/r87iPLIU Fri Oct 12 17:48:50 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 @brittharr2 all right. I’m on it. Fri Oct 12 17:00:26 +0000 2012
- Bill Clinton on the first Romney-Obama debate http://t.co/xPuB9iCI #fb Fri Oct 12 16:59:41 +0000 2012
- I’m going to make a T-shirt with “Study it out, bitch” written on it. Who wants one? #fb Fri Oct 12 16:53:41 +0000 2012
- Snow…. and I’m on my scooter. #fb Fri Oct 12 16:47:29 +0000 2012
- @OphiraG meanwhile, the uni may be issuing a press release about my bmj paper. Good timing 🙂 Fri Oct 12 16:11:13 +0000 2012
- Oh sweet Jeebus, some woman in the waiting room won’t stop speaking baby-talk to her sleeping blob of progeny. #fb Fri Oct 12 14:29:08 +0000 2012
- @OphiraG uO has too many different feeds. Look for my re-tweet instead. They conveniently left out your name 🙁 Fri Oct 12 14:26:16 +0000 2012
- @OphiraG my university just tweeted about our article Fri Oct 12 13:56:30 +0000 2012
- RT @MariaScope: #Breast #Cancer – The Hidden Epidemic | India Currents http://t.co/W1oQ8hbM Article by professor @deonandan @uOttawaHealthSc Fri Oct 12 13:55:52 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina well I’ll be drunk. So yes. Fri Oct 12 03:04:22 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar who did you sleep with this time? Fri Oct 12 02:44:20 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots he’s the main reason I refuse to watch CNN Fri Oct 12 02:41:59 +0000 2012
- Why is everyone praising “Raditz” for her debate moderation? Some of her questions were horrible! #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:40:22 +0000 2012
- Wolf Blitzer called the VP debate a DRAW??? #CNNsucks #debates Fri Oct 12 02:37:44 +0000 2012
- RT @cfhorgan: Blitzer calls it a draw on CNN. I feel this is why people don’t watch CNN. Fri Oct 12 02:36:34 +0000 2012
- UFC153 and a veep debate in the same week? They should carry them both on ESPN. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:34:05 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina they should let me be the moderator. I’m not biased. Fri Oct 12 02:32:19 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots don’t be so sure. His supporters will spin this the other way. Fri Oct 12 02:29:43 +0000 2012
- Raditz almost lost it there. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:27:54 +0000 2012
- @bobraeMP meh… I sorta see it http://t.co/7Y68gvYY Fri Oct 12 02:27:10 +0000 2012
- Raditz, that was an AWFUL abortion question. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:25:06 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots yes ma’am. like a retarded lamb to the slaughter. Fri Oct 12 02:24:30 +0000 2012
- Oh, man, how will the Republican “spin alley” try to paint this catastrophe in Ryan’s favour? #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:22:17 +0000 2012
- Whenever anyone refers to Martha Raddatz, I think of this guy: http://t.co/40jBcajx #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:18:49 +0000 2012
- RT @anamariecox: Oh, just give Ryan back his lunch money and let him leave to go pick his undies out of crack with whatever dignity he h … Fri Oct 12 02:16:20 +0000 2012
- @good_egg no it won’t. they’re couching it in religion. Fri Oct 12 02:16:04 +0000 2012
- RT @docblw: Religion should play NO ROLE if they actually believe in the Constitution. Fri Oct 12 02:15:43 +0000 2012
- Aha! The abortion question at last. But couched in religion???? Seriously? #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:15:16 +0000 2012
- RT @s_findlay: Paul Ryan is your cousin’s shitty new boyfriend who comes to family gatherings and picks smarmy fights with your favourit … Fri Oct 12 02:11:05 +0000 2012
- Look at that. Ryan memorized some Central Asian tribe names this morning! #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 02:06:28 +0000 2012
- “I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Ryan. But it would be cool if Biden made him cry.” -Bill Maher #debates Fri Oct 12 02:05:55 +0000 2012
- @GrizzlyDad ha! Fri Oct 12 02:03:52 +0000 2012
- Oh stop the syrupy personal stories about people you’ve met, and just go back to arguing! #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:58:50 +0000 2012
- I’m now questioning whether any Republican can actually do math. Maybe those two failings are coded by the same (missing) gene. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:57:46 +0000 2012
- RT @jbarro: Those “six studies” Ryan talks about? Five are op-eds and blog posts, two of them are by the same author, and none hold water. Fri Oct 12 01:54:33 +0000 2012
- RT @shelbywhite: If Joe Biden and Paul Ryan switched haircuts… #VPDebate http://t.co/t7cZ6Wxb Fri Oct 12 01:53:37 +0000 2012
- Oops, Biden almost called Romney “Ronald Reagan.” #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:52:23 +0000 2012
- RT @OnionPolitics: They call this guy a budget wonk? I’ve got more fiscal responsibility in my left nut. Fri Oct 12 01:49:45 +0000 2012
- RT @FakeSteveHarper: That’s right! I have low corporate taxes! (I’m taxing the shit out of individuals though.) Fri Oct 12 01:49:34 +0000 2012
- Yayyy! They mentioned Canada! #everyonedrink #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:48:46 +0000 2012
- RT @DanFosterNRO: What does Joe Biden have to do to put you in a certified, pre-owned Acura tonight? Fri Oct 12 01:46:52 +0000 2012
- Man, after Palin and Ryan, Dan Quayle now looks like a freakin’ genius. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:43:03 +0000 2012
- @snackamura as bad as he is, Palin was just ridiculous. But Dan Quayle now looks like a genius. Fri Oct 12 01:42:22 +0000 2012
- RT @docblw: How do you pick the frat boy you hated in college over your cool drunk uncle? Fri Oct 12 01:41:29 +0000 2012
- RT @thinkprogress: Here are the two letters Ryan sent requesting stimulus money: http://t.co/9LKcQBFX Fri Oct 12 01:41:15 +0000 2012
- RT @jeremyscahill: Dear Paul Ryan, use your safeword now! Fri Oct 12 01:41:06 +0000 2012
- RT @billmaher: Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv Fri Oct 12 01:35:54 +0000 2012
- Ryan plays the sob story card and Biden slaps him down with the dead family story. Ouch. #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 01:32:17 +0000 2012
- Oh stop with the sports analogies already #debates #fb Fri Oct 12 00:39:51 +0000 2012
- Oops, I just confused Mary Matalin for Peggy Noonan. Sorry. But they’re both annoying. #fb Fri Oct 12 00:23:41 +0000 2012
- Man, Peggy Noonan is annoying and condescending. #fb Fri Oct 12 00:21:02 +0000 2012
- Fake science fiction movies. (And yes, I would include Star Wars.) http://t.co/yQPDZqRQ #fb Thu Oct 11 23:55:58 +0000 2012
- RT @eqpaho: Measuring the Information Society 2012 Digital divide closing but still significant says ITU #ehealth #mhealth #sdoh http:// … Thu Oct 11 20:38:38 +0000 2012
- The best Youtube comments. http://t.co/WfNH5L38 #fb Thu Oct 11 18:24:22 +0000 2012
- The miracle of Graphene. Science! http://t.co/VzJhuO1e #fb Thu Oct 11 18:18:40 +0000 2012
- Yes, I said “diamondium.” http://t.co/6a8rvF46 Thu Oct 11 17:04:16 +0000 2012
- Planet-sized diamond found. I’m still waiting for them to find one made of Diamondium. http://t.co/jRiYiBj0 #fb Thu Oct 11 17:03:50 +0000 2012
- Having a Chinese take-out place across the street from me has officially put an end to my culinary aspirations #fb Thu Oct 11 17:02:30 +0000 2012
- Oh you lucky undergrads. Today you get to learn about the t-test! #fb Thu Oct 11 14:00:34 +0000 2012
- @docblw you’re such a Phyllis Stein Thu Oct 11 03:10:10 +0000 2012
- @techcyclists Well, the DS9 captain was Black, after all, so she couldn’t be far behind…. (Yes, I went there.) Wed Oct 10 20:24:55 +0000 2012
- Kim Cardassian http://t.co/QfzY2e4S #fb Wed Oct 10 20:06:10 +0000 2012
- Michelle Obama fights childhood obesity http://t.co/qLhAEC0p Wed Oct 10 18:25:14 +0000 2012
- I miss DOS. Anyone else miss DOS? Anyone remember DOS? Anyone know what I’m talking about? Sigh. #fb Wed Oct 10 14:11:42 +0000 2012
- That disastrous beast Vista has now been purged from my world. Mine is now strictly a Linux, Windows 7, and Android household. #fb Wed Oct 10 14:09:58 +0000 2012
- I may use this in my epi class next year: http://t.co/1FpvGRLD #fb Wed Oct 10 13:56:19 +0000 2012
- @docblw d’ohh! Wed Oct 10 13:39:33 +0000 2012
- @docblw Fear me, for I am Tremblor the Terrible! Wed Oct 10 13:01:28 +0000 2012
- Apparently that was an earthquake. And no, I didn’t feel it. But Twitter convinced me it happened. #fb Wed Oct 10 05:00:43 +0000 2012
- RT @qikipedia: About 200,000 academic journals are published in English. The average number of readers per article is 5. Wed Oct 10 03:14:47 +0000 2012
- Going through my archives and found this old interview with @RashiKhilnani http://t.co/8RJDbDMy #fb Wed Oct 10 02:48:55 +0000 2012
- “A perfect woman’s figure. The Nazis won’t know the difference!” http://t.co/NOcJDzDw #fb Wed Oct 10 02:43:04 +0000 2012
- Condo fire alarm. My temporary office is now set up in McDonalds. #classy #fb Wed Oct 10 01:48:09 +0000 2012
- @snackamura sadly, it’s best placed in my tenure file, and therefore not for public consumption Wed Oct 10 01:16:43 +0000 2012
- To my former students who have just written me a very special letter: I am humbled, impressed, and truly moved. Thank you. Wed Oct 10 01:03:21 +0000 2012
- My latest paper: “Ethical concerns for maternal surrogacy and reproductive tourism” http://t.co/I7kzpAyV #fb Wed Oct 10 00:57:58 +0000 2012
- Science!! http://t.co/5u6BaGpa #fb Tue Oct 09 21:44:32 +0000 2012
- A Fossilized Scene of a Spider Attacking a Wasp, Preserved for 110 Million Years http://t.co/Emz9g7Vv #kewl @fb Tue Oct 09 21:39:21 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar use the time for practicing your beat boxing Tue Oct 09 18:47:59 +0000 2012
- Grilling burgers on the roof #ecolitastic #fb Tue Oct 09 18:44:02 +0000 2012
- Damn tomato plans start bearing just as the growing season ends. Grr. #fb Tue Oct 09 18:39:58 +0000 2012
- @OphiraG feel free to re-tweet it yourself http://t.co/kncWMHOk Tue Oct 09 16:16:34 +0000 2012
- The end times are upon us — http://t.co/hsbNbHqw #fb Tue Oct 09 15:29:50 +0000 2012
- Supreme Court to Hear Case on Affirmative Action. My concern is for the overuse of the word “holistic.” http://t.co/qcWrmeSy #fb Tue Oct 09 13:44:05 +0000 2012
- @docblw but you looked so cute in your jammies and bow tie! Tue Oct 09 13:38:25 +0000 2012
- @docblw kinda like my wit Tue Oct 09 12:53:12 +0000 2012
- Back in Canada, bitches #fb Tue Oct 09 12:52:37 +0000 2012
- Distinguished attendee of my CCSU lecture last night: “Well, um, you’re certainly not boring.” Did he mean that in a good or bad way?? #fb Tue Oct 09 10:45:36 +0000 2012
- The view from the stage from my talk yesterday at CCSU. 300 seat auditorium, which is why it looks so sparse. #fb http://t.co/II8wLTuV Tue Oct 09 10:45:35 +0000 2012
- Are we really surprised? Man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest http://t.co/D7n8rlUW #fb Tue Oct 09 10:26:03 +0000 2012
- I’m wearing sandals and white socks again. Deal with it. #fb Tue Oct 09 10:21:26 +0000 2012
- My lastest article with @OphiraG “Breast Cancer – The Hidden Epidemic” http://t.co/kncWMHOk #fb Tue Oct 09 08:23:49 +0000 2012
- About to give my talk at CCSU in the gorgeous Thaddeus Thorp auditorium #fb http://t.co/WZibvipQ Mon Oct 08 21:56:42 +0000 2012
- @docblw @CCSU yeah, he showed me all the Dunkin’ Donutses. Mon Oct 08 20:28:48 +0000 2012
- A gift of beautification…. a rock #fb http://t.co/Ds5gClfU Mon Oct 08 16:15:32 +0000 2012
- With an uncut blue penis at CCSU in Connecticut #fb http://t.co/PG3ICAO9 Mon Oct 08 16:06:55 +0000 2012
- Replace the first “I” with a “U”. Hee hee. #fb http://t.co/o0OtTYQJ Mon Oct 08 16:04:36 +0000 2012
- Barry Westcott by his quilt #fb http://t.co/pqA7Cj1x Mon Oct 08 15:53:55 +0000 2012
- A sample on Barry Westcott’s door #fb http://t.co/An1NWtCc Mon Oct 08 15:53:11 +0000 2012
- Hartford, bitches #fb Mon Oct 08 13:57:10 +0000 2012
- Overeager US customs agent was so interested in my lecture topic, he almost made me miss my flight! #fb Mon Oct 08 12:20:58 +0000 2012
- The Stewart/O’Reilly debate was 3000% more informative and entertaining than the actual Presidential debate http://t.co/xBFHTBDV #fb Mon Oct 08 04:08:03 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed you’re a wannabe. Mon Oct 08 03:21:05 +0000 2012
- Happiness is: writing a lecture whilst simultaneously flashing tablet ROM. #geeklove #fb Mon Oct 08 02:47:54 +0000 2012
- Uhoh. Think I may have just bricked my tablet. #fb Mon Oct 08 02:47:28 +0000 2012
- Millennia hence, when sentient poultry rule the world, they will tale sad tales of the annual turkey holocaust. #fb Mon Oct 08 01:33:45 +0000 2012