02Jan
2013
Twitter tweets from 2012-11-30 to 2013-01-03… again (I know, I know)
Yes, I know I already backed up this particular range of tweets here. But that was in PDF form. Finally, I found them in basic text form elsewhere. So now they’re here, too. Satisfied?
- Shut up, it’s funny. http://t.co/sWCQ3f4G Thu Jan 03 03:14:18 +0000 2013
- Another fail/win compilation. Some of these are art. http://t.co/hRUmgmBR #fb Thu Jan 03 01:51:17 +0000 2013
- And this is officially my favourite video of 2012 http://t.co/rWQqCjHg #fb Thu Jan 03 01:47:24 +0000 2013
- The year is young, but this is the GREATEST VIDEO you will see all year… http://t.co/xcYPSers #fb Thu Jan 03 01:46:16 +0000 2013
- Best fails of 2012 http://t.co/HlQhGdO7 #fb Thu Jan 03 01:07:19 +0000 2013
- This is sort of mesmerizing http://t.co/Omu6wt31 Thu Jan 03 00:47:29 +0000 2013
- And this is why bigots talk so much http://t.co/uyI0Wo23 Thu Jan 03 00:40:07 +0000 2013
- Who says our kids aren’t taught critical thinking? http://t.co/NGpPghYD Thu Jan 03 00:38:10 +0000 2013
- @RedParrots Effin geeks. Thu Jan 03 00:30:15 +0000 2013
- Silly ‘Mercans http://t.co/6KOZxh0e Thu Jan 03 00:29:32 +0000 2013
- Effin’ geeks. http://t.co/1csfaz2d Thu Jan 03 00:26:51 +0000 2013
- @RedParrots booooo Wed Jan 02 23:06:24 +0000 2013
- Dude to Via info desk: “I’m looking for Via One. Where is that?” Employee: “I don’t know what that is.” I gave him directions. Sheesh #fb Wed Jan 02 20:53:02 +0000 2013
- Rotund, Dr Who scarf, Star Trek insignia phone… there goes alt universe Wat #fb http://t.co/o5IzMKRS Wed Jan 02 20:40:04 +0000 2013
- Uh…. http://t.co/RwWCAwEv Wed Jan 02 19:49:18 +0000 2013
- @hmcintosh1 he was clearly a narc Wed Jan 02 19:43:13 +0000 2013
- Well? http://t.co/ScUHu5Iz Wed Jan 02 19:21:50 +0000 2013
- Actual tweet from the Jerry Springer show #fb http://t.co/CBuWjdDG Wed Jan 02 19:21:27 +0000 2013
- @rondia I can’t spare any Wed Jan 02 18:30:14 +0000 2013
- Someone in a restaurant just tried to buy drugs from me. #fb Wed Jan 02 18:01:38 +0000 2013
- @docblw @LoganNZed …of Ork? Wed Jan 02 16:31:09 +0000 2013
- “Comet may appear ‘brighter than the full moon’ as it passes the Earth. So the Mayans were off by a year http://t.co/mHdEOiDI #fb Wed Jan 02 16:30:43 +0000 2013
- @docblw @LoganNZed both your wife and Pam Dawber married immature aliens Wed Jan 02 15:35:20 +0000 2013
- @KyleRyc My website is 20 years old. We didn’t have a word for “blog” back then, nor blogging software. My oldest official post is 14 yrs. Wed Jan 02 14:47:42 +0000 2013
- On the 20th anniversary of the launch of my blog, my most widely read post is still about Yuri Gagarin’s death http://t.co/l6AZm0cp #fb Wed Jan 02 08:39:11 +0000 2013
- My most visited blog post in 2012 was surprisingly banal and written in 2007! Explains the traffic I get from Japan http://t.co/F7XIISv1 #fb Wed Jan 02 08:34:41 +0000 2013
- My blog post most visited specifically by Facebook users in 2012: http://t.co/BDaWEPpJ #fb Wed Jan 02 08:32:41 +0000 2013
- The titles of my most visited blog pages in 2012 #fb http://t.co/a13gWrVQ Wed Jan 02 08:30:49 +0000 2013
- Summary of 2012’s top search terms driving traffic to my blog. “Gay cats”? Really? #fb http://t.co/t1yfhD1Z Wed Jan 02 08:25:50 +0000 2013
- @LoganNZed they’re being elusive on the details Wed Jan 02 06:34:18 +0000 2013
- @LoganNZed So that wasn’t snot? Wed Jan 02 06:34:05 +0000 2013
- @LoganNZed I know! Wed Jan 02 06:25:36 +0000 2013
- Isaac Asimov would have been 93 today. #fb Wed Jan 02 06:08:35 +0000 2013
- Useless things I just learned, episode 2: Pam Dawber is married to Mark Harmon? #fb Wed Jan 02 05:42:39 +0000 2013
- “Stop sending people to kill me. If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send a 2nd” -Tito to Stalin Wed Jan 02 05:28:08 +0000 2013
- sigh http://t.co/6gSAeVgw Wed Jan 02 03:12:03 +0000 2013
- do I even need to describe these now? http://t.co/LlYCCvxf Wed Jan 02 03:07:51 +0000 2013
- I am evidence that the response is true http://t.co/EfkAWqVf Wed Jan 02 02:47:38 +0000 2013
- The power of the sneeze http://t.co/qFBhyl90 Wed Jan 02 02:47:08 +0000 2013
- 6 Places You’ll Recognize from the Background of Every Movie Read more: http://t.co/DpWlJy1T http://t.co/rjftEhCG #fb Tue Jan 01 21:31:06 +0000 2013
- Old cassette tapes from 1983, complete with my OCD scribblings #fb http://t.co/qM1RTZ05 Tue Jan 01 21:25:40 +0000 2013
- “Merry Perihelion to all. In its annual oval orbit, Earth swings closer to the Sun today than at any other time of the year” -ND Tyson #fb Tue Jan 01 20:42:45 +0000 2013
- Pawn Stars marathon. Lazy NY day. Oh yeah. #fb Tue Jan 01 20:36:04 +0000 2013
- In 2013, I resolve to refer to my groin as “the cockpit” #fb Tue Jan 01 17:13:57 +0000 2013
- I know it’s New Year’s because my sparkly ball descended #fb Tue Jan 01 08:45:19 +0000 2013
- The slow climb out of holiday excess: eggs, french toast, avocado, pineapple, hummus. There’s a steak here somewhere. http://t.co/QLQTsREU Tue Jan 01 08:45:19 +0000 2013
- Soluble fibre: every middle-aged man’s best friend #fb Mon Dec 31 15:06:49 +0000 2012
- Just found the motherload of comic book downloads. Clearly not getting any work done today. #fb Sun Dec 30 19:28:19 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard first year psych diagnosis…. bitter much? 😉 Sun Dec 30 19:23:03 +0000 2012
- I miss the days when Canada’s Conservatives were actually Progressive. #fb Sun Dec 30 18:56:59 +0000 2012
- The crazies have won. Queen Subway Push Murder “act against Muslims”. Victim was 46 year Hindu man from India. http://t.co/lhFPBvRs #fb Sun Dec 30 18:51:34 +0000 2012
- Woman suffering flu-like symptoms dies on Via Rail passenger train. Did someone say, “epidemiologist”? http://t.co/yydnHZRE #fb Sun Dec 30 18:49:09 +0000 2012
- RT @daschles: Automated Tom Friedman column generator. Can you spot the differences from the real thing? http://t.co/V64Yzoaw Sun Dec 30 18:48:12 +0000 2012
- Fuck, does anybody ever get those blood CAPTCHA codes right the first time? #fb Sun Dec 30 18:33:01 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard Ooooooooo Sun Dec 30 18:31:08 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed oink Sun Dec 30 18:22:49 +0000 2012
- Wow, i’d forgotten how much season 1 of ST:TNG sucked #fb Sun Dec 30 17:01:58 +0000 2012
- Your random fact for today: a pig has 25X more sperm per ejaculate than does a man. Have a nice day. #fb Sun Dec 30 16:28:50 +0000 2012
- Fascinating study on the geolocation of Twitter users. Guess the number 1 city? http://t.co/MoTlSS09 #fb Sun Dec 30 16:26:03 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill http://t.co/fV5zNM7B Sun Dec 30 16:11:52 +0000 2012
- Some clever “back of the envelope” epidemiology http://t.co/ji3gwEyE Sun Dec 30 16:11:14 +0000 2012
- @carissa_dupuis Not since I got that strange nocturnal bite and a taste for blood Sun Dec 30 15:57:31 +0000 2012
- One more paper completed and submitted. #fb Sun Dec 30 09:44:11 +0000 2012
- Unoh. In the paper I’m currently writing, I cited 5 of my own papers. Is this bad? Do I care? #fb Sun Dec 30 08:55:50 +0000 2012
- Star Trek: Weirdest and Sexiest Costumes from the Original Star Trek http://t.co/oeNDa0Lk #fb Sun Dec 30 06:16:02 +0000 2012
- @junior_cigano you’re still the champ, judging by your character and heart Sun Dec 30 06:02:09 +0000 2012
- Why are assholes booing the great JDS? #ufc155 Sun Dec 30 05:55:13 +0000 2012
- RT @Alistairovereem: JDS looks really pretty lol Sun Dec 30 05:48:23 +0000 2012
- @junior_cigano there’s still time…. #ufc155 Sun Dec 30 05:40:56 +0000 2012
- JDS or Velasquez? I like ’em both, but I’m calling this one for JDS… gonna be a close one. #ufc155 Sun Dec 30 05:13:41 +0000 2012
- @techcyclists we can’t pick the same guy! Sun Dec 30 02:10:28 +0000 2012
- JDS or Cain? #ufc155 #fb Sat Dec 29 21:59:00 +0000 2012
- Neil Patrick Harris battles ninjas while dressed as Caesar. Just because. #fb http://t.co/PCALVz6f Sat Dec 29 17:00:19 +0000 2012
- 7 Celebs Who Literally Make The Same Face In Every Picture http://t.co/9GajdEAp #fb Sat Dec 29 16:55:45 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 nah, just hungry for eggrolls Sat Dec 29 02:05:35 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 you wacky Asians Sat Dec 29 02:00:01 +0000 2012
- Oh dear http://t.co/3w1ISqd7 Fri Dec 28 23:59:52 +0000 2012
- I can only hope that this was an autocorrect error http://t.co/fy5kQ1UI Fri Dec 28 23:57:02 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard grrrrrr Fri Dec 28 23:45:46 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed They’ll find 6 guys, say it was them, and they’ll be punished. Fri Dec 28 23:42:51 +0000 2012
- Uh…. plural? http://t.co/IzPLAZtV Fri Dec 28 23:37:44 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard Look at you, showing off with the é. I don’t know how to do that…. had to copy and paste yours 🙁 Fri Dec 28 23:35:48 +0000 2012
- Where was this guy in my history class? http://t.co/SeLp4ZEj Fri Dec 28 23:33:58 +0000 2012
- Specificity is key http://t.co/IAve8J7i Fri Dec 28 23:32:47 +0000 2012
- Arrrrgh!!! So many stories this year to make the blood boil! http://t.co/jEZYt1Bf #fb Fri Dec 28 23:21:12 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard clearly you aren’t spending as much time as me in institutions of “learning” Fri Dec 28 23:20:16 +0000 2012
- If you must know, we Canadian reproduce via agamogenesis http://t.co/WETY8bcs Fri Dec 28 23:11:47 +0000 2012
- For an unrelated reason, I decided to Google “Ben Sisko” (Star Trek thing). And I found… #fb http://t.co/FDArkml9 Fri Dec 28 23:05:24 +0000 2012
- That awkward moment… http://t.co/BAgcwAFn Fri Dec 28 22:09:07 +0000 2012
- Ignorance or apathy? #fb http://t.co/aoNMVrh6 Fri Dec 28 22:09:05 +0000 2012
- And the cavalcade continues http://t.co/3L8scix8 Fri Dec 28 22:08:52 +0000 2012
- Holy Crap Wtf: It is now possible to receive text messages from a cow’s vagina – @io9 http://t.co/DZzNgzNF Fri Dec 28 22:06:28 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed There is no future. The world ended on Dec 21st. Fri Dec 28 21:41:12 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard I’m impressed your car has an autopilot. Kewl. Fri Dec 28 21:23:05 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 you started me on it. I blame you. Fri Dec 28 21:22:40 +0000 2012
- Oh, it gets better…. http://t.co/NqAxuVuF Fri Dec 28 21:17:06 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie England? Who’re you kidding? Fri Dec 28 21:16:58 +0000 2012
- I know what she means, and you know what she means, but let’s pretend we don’t http://t.co/E56nCgGc Fri Dec 28 21:13:38 +0000 2012
- Because Asians have a population problem http://t.co/tWZlZbLp Fri Dec 28 21:12:32 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie sad. for both of us. Fri Dec 28 20:43:24 +0000 2012
- wow http://t.co/hVfDovLj Fri Dec 28 20:34:57 +0000 2012
- RT @HelenLOHara: British news is covering the NRA response to Newtown and has had to clarify twice that what they’re showing is not a spoof. Fri Dec 28 19:13:32 +0000 2012
- Oh those sexy Finnish peeps http://t.co/z6GHxpWW Fri Dec 28 19:08:47 +0000 2012
- Dude, your dog is dead http://t.co/WbU59ZEQ Fri Dec 28 18:52:56 +0000 2012
- Our failing education system, Exhibit F #fb http://t.co/lGNAqJzb Fri Dec 28 18:51:20 +0000 2012
- Yes, yes you are. #fb http://t.co/dX8V2dPN Fri Dec 28 18:47:20 +0000 2012
- Nobody answer! I’ve been using this line for years! http://t.co/0PK1pcDd Fri Dec 28 18:40:44 +0000 2012
- I think this test is approved by the WHO http://t.co/9pawKrah Fri Dec 28 18:37:29 +0000 2012
- Do today’s 9 Facebook posts and 12 tweets count as a productive work day? #fb Fri Dec 28 18:22:11 +0000 2012
- sammich http://t.co/eYe1Fzw7 Fri Dec 28 18:15:36 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 39: http://t.co/cwqfntql Fri Dec 28 18:04:13 +0000 2012
- Failure of the education system exhibit D http://t.co/QBTGcqD4 Fri Dec 28 17:45:09 +0000 2012
- Failure of the education system, exhibit C http://t.co/4tN0r8ym Fri Dec 28 17:42:44 +0000 2012
- He’s still alive! http://t.co/QGQXk5yS Fri Dec 28 17:37:16 +0000 2012
- Yes, the baby is drinking all the blood http://t.co/WUhrbu96 Fri Dec 28 17:29:40 +0000 2012
- Just think about this one for a second. http://t.co/VDCR9axQ Fri Dec 28 16:01:04 +0000 2012
- congratulations on your career in neurology http://t.co/0KSYlcEP Fri Dec 28 15:58:03 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 @acurrie kinda like my sex life. #rimshot Fri Dec 28 15:45:32 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 @acurrie SHHHH! Fri Dec 28 15:26:19 +0000 2012
- “why are there school?” http://t.co/NRovpW6b Fri Dec 28 15:24:32 +0000 2012
- @mooken @jpli18 with all the testosterone in the room, there wasn’t any room for queens Thu Dec 27 20:00:10 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 It had to be done Thu Dec 27 19:56:44 +0000 2012
- Just donated to help bring injured global health worker Jimmy Sebulime back to Ottawa. Please consider doing the same. http://t.co/X1OCFfcw Thu Dec 27 18:04:12 +0000 2012
- @Shashena It’s beautiful because I’m in town Thu Dec 27 17:56:46 +0000 2012
- $100K challenge to develop a gaming app that also collected health care data! http://t.co/Oj91UA43 #fb Thu Dec 27 17:55:50 +0000 2012
- Sad to hear about Jimmy and Agnes, active and generous members of the Ottawa global health community http://t.co/KX2nn8FT #fb Thu Dec 27 17:52:49 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 suuuure it did Thu Dec 27 17:49:19 +0000 2012
- I just got 54000 fake Twitter followers. Weird. Thu Dec 27 04:24:51 +0000 2012
- Just told a 10 year old about Napolean’s first exile to Elba. Her response: “So he has a police record?” #fb Wed Dec 26 18:31:13 +0000 2012
- My current fave TV show is “Jonathan Creek”. Just stunned to discover the protagonist’s father is supposed to be an… epidemiology prof! Tue Dec 25 21:28:09 +0000 2012
- How to avoid getting junk mail http://t.co/1rYCF0D2 #fb Tue Dec 25 19:03:05 +0000 2012
- When I was a kid, the principal of the neighbourhood highschool was named “Mr Christmas.” He had a daughter named “Mary.” True story. Tue Dec 25 07:49:35 +0000 2012
- RIP Jack Klugman, the original TV doctor. (Well, as far back as I can remember, anyway). #fb Tue Dec 25 00:53:17 +0000 2012
- “I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” -Jon Stewart #fb Tue Dec 25 00:47:32 +0000 2012
- Okay, that’s ONE paper submitted before my self-imposed Xmas deadline… #fb Tue Dec 25 00:40:01 +0000 2012
- Original “Space Oddity” video. Or, “how to make a handsome man look like a troll”, especially at 2:57s http://t.co/amaIa4Cd #fb Mon Dec 24 21:22:08 +0000 2012
- Dave Foley does a Bowie and Bing Crosby impression. Not sure how I feel about this. http://t.co/BKejzGwc Mon Dec 24 21:17:32 +0000 2012
- The effects of US drone attacks on innocent children: http://t.co/S64o2U5H #fb Mon Dec 24 20:20:44 +0000 2012
- Report: during Obama’s first 3 years, 297-569 civilians, including 64 children, were killed in drone attacks http://t.co/aJLayg8B #fb Mon Dec 24 20:18:51 +0000 2012
- Washington-based entry-level job in global health http://t.co/nuwaDQZh #fb Mon Dec 24 20:03:42 +0000 2012
- Job opp: policy analyst, Indian subcontinent. Based in Washington, DC. http://t.co/Au6hCSyk #fb Mon Dec 24 20:03:06 +0000 2012
- Any fresh law grads looking for an internship? http://t.co/fe996zuV #fb Mon Dec 24 20:02:17 +0000 2012
- Long-term observer needed in Egypt, with the Carter Foundation http://t.co/Tkx8Jejz #fb Mon Dec 24 20:01:32 +0000 2012
- I’m a supporter of the Pirate Bay. Send their jailed founder an Xmas card! http://t.co/aXg5IUko Mon Dec 24 15:58:14 +0000 2012
- No comment http://t.co/xuX2EWDY Mon Dec 24 14:12:42 +0000 2012
- You’re all a bunch of bleedin’ idiots. http://t.co/QOLxKDGc Mon Dec 24 13:47:12 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged bah #bah Mon Dec 24 04:37:09 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged none so far…. unless you want to sign up for an account! #doit Mon Dec 24 04:15:46 +0000 2012
- Yes, I’m trolling for more free Dropbox space. Because I deserve free stuff and you want to help me get it. http://t.co/dbWEr3eV Mon Dec 24 04:00:16 +0000 2012
- Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. Sign up for free! http://t.co/dbWEr3eV Mon Dec 24 03:58:50 +0000 2012
- This season’s unrealistic goal: squeeze out two more academic papers before Xmas day. #fb Mon Dec 24 03:58:13 +0000 2012
- @smay091 I really doubt it will be ready by then #100essays #100exams Mon Dec 24 01:34:49 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard @hitRECordJoe Now you ruined the ending! Boooo! Mon Dec 24 01:13:43 +0000 2012
- I never get tired of this. #fb http://t.co/RQrIrfgd Mon Dec 24 01:08:01 +0000 2012
- What does it say about me that I’ve been chuckling at this scene every day for about 14 years? http://t.co/JIWtnClj Sun Dec 23 18:25:45 +0000 2012
- @kevinhilditch foolish Sun Dec 23 17:39:07 +0000 2012
- For my enormous number of students interested in public health in Bangladesh: http://t.co/yNLk9Tdl #fb Sat Dec 22 22:02:43 +0000 2012
- Job opp: project analyst for Public Health Foundation in Washington, DC — http://t.co/Qblr198Q #fb Sat Dec 22 22:01:42 +0000 2012
- RT @Bflo2LKN: Armed guards instead of gun control is like saying I don’t need brakes because I’ve got air bags. #NRA #guncontrol #p2 Sat Dec 22 21:58:11 +0000 2012
- Maybe it’s the gin talking…. but anyone know where I can rent time in a sensory deprivation tank in Ottawa (ON)? Sat Dec 22 21:55:20 +0000 2012
- Am now full of gin and fruitcake. Shuttup. Sat Dec 22 21:42:35 +0000 2012
- Costco at Christmastime = land of Mordor #fb Sat Dec 22 18:48:43 +0000 2012
- 50 Shades of Grey is being sold in Costco. Well, they sure do know their audience. #fb Sat Dec 22 18:26:56 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie how many chimps were involved this time? Sat Dec 22 16:04:31 +0000 2012
- @sinceilikeart I love it when girls tweet about their racks Sat Dec 22 16:03:57 +0000 2012
- Ramjit Raghav: World’s oldest dad does it again at 96 (well, he does have sex three times a night!) http://t.co/3DNJmIT4 #fb Sat Dec 22 13:57:09 +0000 2012
- Ramanujan would have been 125 today. #fb Sat Dec 22 07:15:26 +0000 2012
- RT @danieleastman: 4 yr old accidentally shoots himself in the head after finding parents gun. His 2 yr old sister could’ve stopped him … Sat Dec 22 01:58:06 +0000 2012
- @SaraSplores that’s what all the ladies tell me 🙁 Sat Dec 22 01:55:54 +0000 2012
- @SaraSplores yo Sat Dec 22 01:49:19 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard gimme Sat Dec 22 00:48:37 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard show off. I’m going to get some poutine now. So there. Pffft. Fri Dec 21 22:45:15 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed your people lack impulse control Fri Dec 21 22:29:42 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed well, at least it’s a skill. And skills are disappearing in America. Fri Dec 21 22:18:40 +0000 2012
- My sol’n: 1. make ammo prohibitively expensive 2. Gut the military 3. Spend the savings on education and mental health. Problem(s) solved. Fri Dec 21 22:11:05 +0000 2012
- RT @felft: What’s better: A bad guy with a gun or a bad guy without a gun? Just a thought #nra Fri Dec 21 22:00:42 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard then a spoonful of honey, woman! Fri Dec 21 21:40:33 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots they are run by 12 year old boys, or people who think like them Fri Dec 21 21:15:00 +0000 2012
- While the NRA Was on TV Talking About the Need for More Guns Some Guy Was Walking Down a Road in PA Shooting People http://t.co/Uimn4Ypd Fri Dec 21 21:10:00 +0000 2012
- RT @joshgreenman: THIS IS NOT THE DAY TO POLITICIZE THE NRA’S PRESS CONFERENCE. Fri Dec 21 21:08:35 +0000 2012
- RT @MMFlint: Armed guards in schools? Hmmmm… Oh! That’s why the 2 armed guards that were at Columbine HS that day were able to prevent … Fri Dec 21 21:08:10 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard eat a spoonful of peanut butter then go to the gym. But you knew that already. Fri Dec 21 21:05:50 +0000 2012
- A summary of the NRA’s batshit crazy statements: http://t.co/7p5hLBgV #fb Fri Dec 21 21:05:05 +0000 2012
- RT @FlyoverJoel: Chickens don’t lay eggs. People with chickens lay eggs. #NRA Fri Dec 21 20:56:21 +0000 2012
- RT @amlibraries: Librarians in every school. #nra First things first. Fri Dec 21 20:55:23 +0000 2012
- “Conservatism truly is broken.” -David Frum (of all people) #fb Fri Dec 21 20:50:56 +0000 2012
- Dear NRA: so the next masked gunman with an AK47 will just shoot the school’s armed guard first. Any more brilliant solutions? #fb Fri Dec 21 20:39:44 +0000 2012
- Oh NRA, you bunch of bleedin’ idiots. #fb Fri Dec 21 20:34:56 +0000 2012
- Happy winter solstice! It (literally) only gets brighter from here on. #fb Fri Dec 21 16:58:13 +0000 2012
- “@JohnFugelsang: Guns don’t kill people, but… http://t.co/neHaoQsR” #fb Fri Dec 21 16:57:38 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard when can I expect mine? Fri Dec 21 06:38:45 +0000 2012
- Hey, maybe the world *did* end, and this is the afterlife? #fb Fri Dec 21 06:33:52 +0000 2012
- When I refer to my “rear entry suit”, it’s not this: http://t.co/VUVROfuS #fb Fri Dec 21 06:28:44 +0000 2012
- Hey if the Mayans were wrong about the apocalypse, maybe they were wrong about human sacrifice, too. Oops, wish I’d realized that YESTERDAY. Fri Dec 21 06:24:26 +0000 2012
- Now that it looks like the apocalypse is not happening, maybe I’ll attend the winter solstice parade tonight http://t.co/p6jcGZ07 Fri Dec 21 05:05:42 +0000 2012
- 1 more minute until the end. I’m going down with a vodka and tomato juice cocktail! #fb Fri Dec 21 04:59:58 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa someone’s fat naked ass? Fri Dec 21 04:11:05 +0000 2012
- If I had a daughter, I’d name her Jennifer Talia. Jenny for short. #thinkaboutit #fb Fri Dec 21 04:10:46 +0000 2012
- RT @HuffingtonPost: Is law school a waste of time? http://t.co/GAVA04CS Fri Dec 21 04:09:43 +0000 2012
- Ringing in the apocalypse by drinking a cup of dahl, old school. Gin chaser to follow. #fb Fri Dec 21 04:09:11 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed no, that was Sanders Fri Dec 21 04:05:30 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie it may end, though, with all your recent weight gain Fri Dec 21 04:04:40 +0000 2012
- #endoftheworldconfessions It was me. I let the Ikea monkey out of his cage. Mwahahahaaaaa! #evillaugh #fb Fri Dec 21 03:46:38 +0000 2012
- #endoftheworldconfessions I have pleasured myself to your profile pic. Yes yours. #fb Fri Dec 21 03:44:48 +0000 2012
- A running, live report of apocalypse activities worldwide http://t.co/Dkuhluzi #fb Fri Dec 21 03:43:09 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie Look on the bright side. Maybe it’s boob weight. Fri Dec 21 03:41:24 +0000 2012
- #endoftheworldconfessions I’m actually a 64 year old blind Puerto Rican lesbian. Now you know. #db Fri Dec 21 03:28:28 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I would think the former answers the latter Fri Dec 21 03:22:22 +0000 2012
- #endoftheworldconfessions is now trending on Twitter. Didn’t see that coming. #fb Fri Dec 21 03:21:55 +0000 2012
- Rain storm and spooky high winds out there in the night. Feels almost… apocalyptic #cuescarymusic #fb Fri Dec 21 01:12:51 +0000 2012
- Seems the Mayans also predicted L’il Wayne https://t.co/wMCIZZWc Thu Dec 20 22:41:30 +0000 2012
- Joys of professordom, part 6: getting a request for a reference letter from a student I’ve never heard of #fb Thu Dec 20 22:32:46 +0000 2012
- @docblw @LoganNZed boobs Thu Dec 20 21:39:29 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu No time for thoughts! Why you not doctah?! Thu Dec 20 21:39:14 +0000 2012
- Veggie cabbage rolls, Curtis Mayfield, and a slew of hipster doofi: this is why I hole up and work at @FutureBistro #fb Thu Dec 20 19:53:15 +0000 2012
- Science students: apply to the “SmartStart” program. Contact smartstart@oce-ontario.org for newest forms. http://t.co/nlQd1NBt Thu Dec 20 19:31:47 +0000 2012
- Back at @FutureBistro with my “mobile office” set up. If you want to come visit me, you have to buy me a drink first! #fb Thu Dec 20 18:20:33 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard depends where the hands are Thu Dec 20 18:02:34 +0000 2012
- People on the subway silently smiling to themselves: sweet or creepy? #fb Thu Dec 20 17:56:07 +0000 2012
- .@ForeignAffairs is hiring an academic intern. Apps due Feb15. http://t.co/GodeWevg #fb Thu Dec 20 16:54:07 +0000 2012
- “Brain and brain! What is brain?” Ha! Timeless! #startrek #fb Thu Dec 20 16:34:52 +0000 2012
- RT @kellyoxford: 4 yr old just woke up, walked in my room and announced “I can see invisible pain of ghosts” in case anyone wants a 4 yr … Thu Dec 20 16:29:44 +0000 2012
- Yeah! Spock’s Brain is on! #fb Thu Dec 20 16:26:00 +0000 2012
- 2012: the year of photographing your food #fb http://t.co/4hpZmHzo Thu Dec 20 16:20:26 +0000 2012
- Hey, if the apocalypse doesn’t happen tomorrow, its not the end of the world. Thu Dec 20 13:49:56 +0000 2012
- RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Anxiously awaiting the announcement of “It’s the Mayan Apocalypse, Charlie Brown.” Thu Dec 20 13:48:23 +0000 2012
- If I had to guess what Ikea monkey’s “owner” looked like, this would pretty much be it: http://t.co/DpDlI8ij #fb Thu Dec 20 13:40:38 +0000 2012
- Doomsday Sex? Why didn’t I think of this? http://t.co/PkROZrW1 #fb Thu Dec 20 13:38:24 +0000 2012
- Bedbugs in Toronto library books. Wait… people still go to the library? http://t.co/wQKwLJDv #fb Thu Dec 20 13:35:47 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie sigh. what now? Thu Dec 20 13:30:56 +0000 2012
- Carl Sagan died 16 years ago today 🙁 #fb Thu Dec 20 04:54:05 +0000 2012
- RT @KagroX: Occasional child massacres are the price of freedom. P.S., immigrants are ruining America. Thu Dec 20 04:40:15 +0000 2012
- Colin Baker on “Jonathan Creek”, Sylvester McCoy in “The Hobbit”… the world’s gone old-school Dr Who! Thu Dec 20 04:39:07 +0000 2012
- RT @JohnFugelsang: If Reagan hadn’t defunded the American Public School system ‘Jersey Shore’ might never have happened. Thu Dec 20 01:43:27 +0000 2012
- Be careful out there. They start young. http://t.co/CJDl0HBE Thu Dec 20 01:42:59 +0000 2012
- How to handle a purse snatcher http://t.co/kxXMXcrk #fb Thu Dec 20 01:41:57 +0000 2012
- Legislators are proposing arming teachers and bringing guns OFFICIALLY into schools. Everyone needs to look up the word “kakistocracy” #fb Thu Dec 20 01:15:27 +0000 2012
- @FutureBistro true dat. now buy me one! 🙂 Wed Dec 19 23:28:55 +0000 2012
- @ZumbawithBinu I enjoy being known for my excellent butt #lunges Wed Dec 19 21:14:32 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots begone, befouler of me time! Wed Dec 19 20:42:58 +0000 2012
- Someone in Mississippi just found me after Googling “das butt” #fb Wed Dec 19 20:36:04 +0000 2012
- 43 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist http://t.co/rAQMvJov Wed Dec 19 20:09:21 +0000 2012
- Hey, Toronto peeps, I’m holed up at Future Bakery for next couple of hours, writing papers. If you’re in the area, say hello. Then leave. Wed Dec 19 19:50:06 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I knew it. I felt a disturbance in the Force Wed Dec 19 19:37:39 +0000 2012
- Nice to see oldschool UofT chem is still posting exam marks on the wall. #wehavewebsitesforthatnow #fb Wed Dec 19 19:11:19 +0000 2012
- @sabali2013 hurry up and read it! 🙂 Wed Dec 19 19:10:49 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed they tend to be attached to the liquor stores Wed Dec 19 19:08:34 +0000 2012
- Liquor stores outnumber bookstores by 3 to 1 in USA http://t.co/CCRtCevK #fb Wed Dec 19 18:49:16 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 and I’m dressed for a polar excursion 🙁 Wed Dec 19 18:49:15 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 going blonde? Wed Dec 19 18:49:15 +0000 2012
- “@laurelfertility: #IVF success after weight loss and management http://t.co/tnfrW17N” a reminder than fertility and BMI are correlated Wed Dec 19 18:49:11 +0000 2012
- Dammit. Toronto is warm and balmy, and I’m dressed for an Ottawa blizzard! #fb Wed Dec 19 17:15:43 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie thinking of me maybe? Wed Dec 19 05:40:47 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged payback is a beeyatch Wed Dec 19 05:40:16 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged your exam marks are posted. Everyone did well. Spread the news. Wed Dec 19 05:39:35 +0000 2012
- I believe I sort of predicted this: http://t.co/wMLQLkSq in this article: http://t.co/FhgobvqS #fb Wed Dec 19 05:36:50 +0000 2012
- Tax the Rich: An animated fairy tale: http://t.co/x0yRvHYR #fb Wed Dec 19 05:31:37 +0000 2012
- Isn’t this exactly what the NRA wants? “Boy, 11, arrested with gun at school to defend himself” http://t.co/5s0P2fzP #fb Wed Dec 19 05:10:43 +0000 2012
- This is brilliant! “The Rolling Jubilee Mails its First Debt Forgiveness Letters” http://t.co/n0MiDgDE Wed Dec 19 05:08:28 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard let’s pretend it’s the other thing Wed Dec 19 03:37:58 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard well this version claims it’s “palm your ass”, but whatever. http://t.co/Hs21hUUi Wed Dec 19 02:18:56 +0000 2012
- @noverhoff @SheenaGosain if you ask nicely #goesforpapertoo Tue Dec 18 23:41:51 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 336 – “Dwarvish pot dealers / With Snow White trading favours / Oh, high ho, high ho.” #fb Tue Dec 18 23:32:17 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard yes ma’am. Memphis Bleek, “Do My”. Look it up. Tue Dec 18 23:07:03 +0000 2012
- If could harness the power of all the individual laptops and ipads on train trip to Toronto, we could probably move the train for free. #fb Tue Dec 18 22:58:22 +0000 2012
- @JoVanEvery well, boobs would certainly be bigger Tue Dec 18 22:56:56 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill sad Tue Dec 18 22:56:15 +0000 2012
- @SheenaGosain @noverhoff go get a foot massage in chinatown! Tell ’em I sent you. My place is open till 9pm. Tue Dec 18 22:43:36 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar I blame you. And Memphis Bleek. Tue Dec 18 22:42:21 +0000 2012
- “Lemme console your soul while I pump your ass” -some rapper. Who needs Byron and Longfellow when we have the timeless poetry of hiphop? #fb Tue Dec 18 22:07:35 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots bah Tue Dec 18 21:58:47 +0000 2012
- On Via 657 to Toronto. If you see me…. keep walking. #fb Tue Dec 18 20:18:23 +0000 2012
- @JoVanEvery boarding should be: all windows first, then all middles, then all aisles Tue Dec 18 20:17:04 +0000 2012
- @JoVanEvery first step in the evolution of the groupbrain, I guess Tue Dec 18 20:02:28 +0000 2012
- Once again: hundred-deep serpentine line at the train station… yet we all have all reserved seats! Sit down already! #fb Tue Dec 18 19:59:31 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 aw shucks, ma’am Tue Dec 18 19:44:48 +0000 2012
- 2013 is the International Year of Statistics! Are you as excited as I am???? #no Tue Dec 18 19:43:33 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 Even if there were, I doubt I’d make the invitation list. Not feeling the love from my employer these days. Tue Dec 18 19:34:38 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 by most UO perceptions, I don’t qualify as “excellent.” Except maybe in looks. Tue Dec 18 19:21:48 +0000 2012
- Lotsa TV writers now following me. If there’s a new show re: a porn-addicted, coconut-loving, bacon-scented epidemiologist, I’m so gonna sue Tue Dec 18 18:48:13 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 I wasn’t invited 🙁 Tue Dec 18 18:33:09 +0000 2012
- “Charity gives out cigarettes to homeless http://t.co/VQMVlmRn” why not? Not much different from buying them a soda, healthwise #fb Tue Dec 18 16:50:42 +0000 2012
- “@nytimes: A $52,000 bribe allowed Wal-Mart to build a mile away from ancient pyramids in Mexico: http://t.co/JQyyGXQH” walmart sucks #fb Tue Dec 18 16:48:55 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie it’s not? Tue Dec 18 16:47:27 +0000 2012
- Some of the comments after this confirm my suspicion that Mayan apocalypse foretells the dominance of stupidity http://t.co/u02BSBCp #fb Tue Dec 18 13:43:02 +0000 2012
- 2:am and I’m re-potting plants #fb Tue Dec 18 07:11:53 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 335: “Aphasic critic / Intrigued by novel’s buttsex / Think he meant subtext?” #fb Tue Dec 18 03:55:14 +0000 2012
- RT @DamnFunnyLife: I like to find couples at the store and when they’re not looking, I drop some anal lube in their cart. The resulting … Tue Dec 18 03:48:05 +0000 2012
- RT @longwall26: Plantains are the hipster assholes of the banana universe. Tue Dec 18 03:44:41 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa I’ll be the judge of that 😉 Tue Dec 18 03:25:06 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 334: “If mercy killing / For language re-ordering / Euthanaphasia” #fb Tue Dec 18 03:24:46 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa You put the ass in procrass-tination Tue Dec 18 03:23:18 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa sounds like someone is OCD Tue Dec 18 03:18:56 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 333: “Two Middle-Eastern / Mouse megalomaniacs / Pinky and Bahrain” #fb Mon Dec 17 22:21:56 +0000 2012
- Why is it that any movement, organization, or website with the word “freedom” in its name is usually filled with assholes? #fb Mon Dec 17 22:12:58 +0000 2012
- RT @kstardj: Women, educators gave their lives to protect children. GOP&NRA cowards won’t even come out of their holes. #OccupyThePo … Mon Dec 17 21:46:47 +0000 2012
- I tweeted: “I wonder if USAID will retweet me if I just mention USAID in this tweet #USAID”. The answer is yes. #funwithtwitterbots Mon Dec 17 15:30:28 +0000 2012
- I wonder if USAID will retweet me if I just mention USAID in this tweet #USAID Mon Dec 17 13:50:56 +0000 2012
- Inbox holding at the magical number 69. Time for bed. #fb Mon Dec 17 07:31:09 +0000 2012
- “The Point!” Anyone else remember this gem from the 70s? http://t.co/PD9lCBxy Mon Dec 17 04:29:14 +0000 2012
- Time-consuming: getting a reference letter request from a student who graduated years ago, but who doesn’t tell me which class! #fb Sun Dec 16 22:28:38 +0000 2012
- “All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.” http://t.co/bZ3pSC9i #fb Sun Dec 16 21:48:06 +0000 2012
- Notice who’s smiling. http://t.co/v9AcECSJ #fb Sun Dec 16 21:43:09 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 38 Sun Dec 16 20:05:18 +0000 2012
- Inbox now in double digits. Long night ahead. #fb Sun Dec 16 19:44:48 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 put down the gun and back away slowly Sun Dec 16 19:17:37 +0000 2012
- My Recent Facebook Profile Pics Sun Dec 16 19:17:01 +0000 2012
- Quotas for Asian students at Ivy League schools? More hidden institutionalized racism? http://t.co/AA6ynpmS #fb Sun Dec 16 18:28:37 +0000 2012
- Google Maps > Apple Maps http://t.co/qKOjLJBU #duh #fb Sun Dec 16 18:23:21 +0000 2012
- Attn students: CIHR travel grant deadline fast approaching https://t.co/lLdPjlwM #fb Sun Dec 16 18:20:14 +0000 2012
- Fellowship opp for PhD students in Population, Reproductive Health, and Economic Development http://t.co/rukJO8EN #fb Sun Dec 16 18:14:46 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 *GROAN* Sun Dec 16 16:24:44 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 ha! were you in the global citizenship class? Sun Dec 16 15:48:50 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 because you’ve never taken my international health class! Sun Dec 16 15:44:55 +0000 2012
- No thanks. I’m already a Lord of the Principality of Sealand http://t.co/R0LxvQpT #fb Sun Dec 16 13:41:53 +0000 2012
- Join me on @Kiva. A $25 loan can change a life! http://t.co/OMI5TG16 via @Kiva Sun Dec 16 13:32:49 +0000 2012
- My most recent micro-loan to a farmer in Bolivia is 43% repaid! http://t.co/rUBhILTC #kiva Sun Dec 16 13:25:52 +0000 2012
- RT @MrDanielTosh: Bitch please. If dick had wings your mouth would be an airport. Sun Dec 16 04:39:46 +0000 2012
- RT @dalison: @joshuatopolsky The problem with gun nuts is a) they have guns and b) they’re nuts. Sun Dec 16 04:13:19 +0000 2012
- RT @ItsTheGrinchh: You know what’s funny? Not you. So shut the fuck up. Sun Dec 16 03:59:35 +0000 2012
- RT @piersmorgan: Churchill. > RT @SRG2011: @piersmorgan If it wasn’t for Americans with guns who would of saved the flippin Brits fro … Sun Dec 16 03:58:43 +0000 2012
- I just learned of the existence of something called “country rap.” I guess the Mayans were right. Sun Dec 16 02:05:50 +0000 2012
- NRA still afraid to respond? Then maybe now is the time to table some legislation while the bastards are hiding! http://t.co/PzPEDbXP #fb Sun Dec 16 02:04:15 +0000 2012
- Human Rights Risk Atlas 2013: Maplecroft Releases Annual Ranking Of Countries At Risk Of Human R… http://t.co/6Zza7NpP #fb Sun Dec 16 02:00:58 +0000 2012
- RT @BlancoSuave: @JohnFugelsang More guns make America safer like lower corporate taxes promote job growth. Sun Dec 16 01:58:48 +0000 2012
- @1MaginAZN Yemen? Sun Dec 16 01:58:24 +0000 2012
- I just searched “NRA” on twitter and OMG; number of idiotic pro-gun messages is beyond alarming. I don’t see any way out of the idiot pit. Sun Dec 16 01:56:19 +0000 2012
- RT @hrana: I always wonder why the gun-carrying hero the NRA promised us never shows up to stop these massacres. Sun Dec 16 01:47:28 +0000 2012
- RT @GarryShandling: Why doesn’t the NRA get behind allowing Iran to have a nuclear weapon? Because, nuclear weapons don’t kill people. … Sun Dec 16 01:46:41 +0000 2012
- RT @letspartysparky: I don’t think Ted Nugent will be on twitter anytime soon. Sun Dec 16 01:44:17 +0000 2012
- Nice to see the electorate placing the blame where it belongs… on the atheists? http://t.co/pNCmIM1Q #facepalm Sun Dec 16 01:34:48 +0000 2012
- Just got grossed out making burgers from scratch. Yeah, I get these squeamish moments. Sun Dec 16 00:41:13 +0000 2012
- @GRAFFITIDRUM anytime Sun Dec 16 00:39:43 +0000 2012
- @GRAFFITIDRUM Nothing ever came of it. I forgot all about it until you just reminded me. Sun Dec 16 00:33:20 +0000 2012
- @GRAFFITIDRUM haha! strange coincidence… I just met another one in the elevator 2 minutes ago! Sun Dec 16 00:25:52 +0000 2012
- @GRAFFITIDRUM Ha! That was a year ago. I can barely remember. But I’m not complaining! Sun Dec 16 00:19:09 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie why do you have a COLLECTION of them? Sat Dec 15 23:52:42 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie You still have time to put me in your will! Sat Dec 15 23:48:51 +0000 2012
- One of many lessons from this tragedy: US teachers need to be more valued and better paid! http://t.co/csCQdvKV Sat Dec 15 22:15:18 +0000 2012
- The first ever Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 1 years ago. Stewart has aged visibly, but not so much Colbert! http://t.co/C2SmDyu2 #fb Sat Dec 15 19:33:16 +0000 2012
- Reliving this magical moment when Jon Stewart killed “Crossfire” http://t.co/kalmGBO9 #fb Sat Dec 15 19:05:55 +0000 2012
- Guess who turned 64 the day before the Newtown massacre? Ted Nugent, apologist for murderers. Sat Dec 15 18:34:42 +0000 2012
- 26 Moments That Restored Our Faith In Humanity This Year http://t.co/TIYKnV2z Sat Dec 15 18:28:30 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie the world knows not my pain! Sat Dec 15 18:14:50 +0000 2012
- Ted Nugent has been strangely silent these past 24 hours. I hope he stays that way. Sat Dec 15 17:53:48 +0000 2012
- Entry level global health/development job opp in Washington, DC http://t.co/Nggk3cmu Sat Dec 15 17:49:52 +0000 2012
- Paris-based internship opportunity with World Organisation for Animal Health http://t.co/8rThDluw Sat Dec 15 17:49:07 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc mean kyle is meanie with his meanness Sat Dec 15 17:29:45 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc Depends what you’re using it for Sat Dec 15 17:27:58 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc Your website URL doesn’t work Sat Dec 15 17:25:26 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie you’re not surrounded by a hundred of them in class every day Sat Dec 15 17:22:49 +0000 2012
- Hats off to The Onion for seemingly inventing a new form of open discourse: public mourning through satire. #fb Sat Dec 15 17:18:06 +0000 2012
- @KyleRyc The Daily Show is funny. This is That is just stupid. Sat Dec 15 15:36:18 +0000 2012
- I’ve figured it out: the Mayan Apocalypse is actually a prediction of the end of common sense. Sat Dec 15 02:12:11 +0000 2012
- RT @Andy_Richter: “Now is not the time to have this conversation!” – a person who doesn’t ever want to have that conversation, really Sat Dec 15 02:04:14 +0000 2012
- “This Is That” is *NOT* “The Onion.” Sat Dec 15 02:02:45 +0000 2012
- @1MaginAZN yeah. I hate that show. Sat Dec 15 02:02:22 +0000 2012
- @rondia I have no comment on that part, only to assert my distaste for tax-funded fake news, like “This Is That”. Sat Dec 15 01:56:24 +0000 2012
- Let’s not forget today’s school attack in China: “latest in a series of periodic rampage attacks at schools and kindergartens.” PERIODIC?? Sat Dec 15 01:48:54 +0000 2012
- I propose a daring experiment: ban the possession of guns by MEN only. I just want to see all the pundits self-destruct on live TV. Sat Dec 15 01:12:01 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots Which is why it’s always good to have your FB photo photoshopped onto random bodies Sat Dec 15 01:05:22 +0000 2012
- Just went to Ryan Lanza’s FB page. Poor dude’s profile pic has ELEVEN THOUSAND shares! Sat Dec 15 00:59:48 +0000 2012
- RT @alan_tudyk: of all the crazy crap people imagine about Obama, I wish, “he’s trying to take your guns away,” was true. Sat Dec 15 00:53:18 +0000 2012
- @1MaginAZN unfortunately I just realized it’s from CBC’s unfunny fake news show, “This Is That” Sat Dec 15 00:52:15 +0000 2012
- An eloquent savaging of America’s failure to curb its guns http://t.co/ZlhoCj6c Sat Dec 15 00:50:39 +0000 2012
- @YousefMunayyer No fan of @NRA, but in their defence that tweet was from last month Sat Dec 15 00:47:57 +0000 2012
- RT @JohnFugelsang: The Aurora shooter was able to legally buy 6000 rounds of ammo online and Tommy Chong jailed for selling bongs. #NRA Sat Dec 15 00:46:06 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed cool. threesome. Sat Dec 15 00:34:57 +0000 2012
- @rondia Oh it’s that stupid fake news show, “This Is That.” Never mind. Sat Dec 15 00:32:01 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed He watches that, too?!! Sat Dec 15 00:28:29 +0000 2012
- Sweet Jeebus, I though this was an Onion article: Montreal requires dogs understand commands in two official languages http://t.co/zQPFx0Km Sat Dec 15 00:27:02 +0000 2012
- @rondia ZOMG I thought that was an Onion article! Sat Dec 15 00:26:21 +0000 2012
- “Party like it’s 1999” made sense as the millennium was approaching. But “3012”? THAT MAKES NO SENSE! Bieber, you’re such an idiot. #fb Sat Dec 15 00:21:47 +0000 2012
- RT @acoyne: If only there were some sort of registry. Oh wait… @AntDeRosa: At least 3 of the weapons legally registered to the shooter’s … Sat Dec 15 00:14:13 +0000 2012
- RT @stephenfry: With due respect to Stephen Hawking, let’s not pardon Alan Turing. He did nothing wrong. Let’s have him on a banknote. A … Sat Dec 15 00:13:43 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots i revel in maximum stupid Fri Dec 14 23:45:46 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots did u delete yours? Fri Dec 14 23:36:33 +0000 2012
- @rondia more like Victoria Jackson is one oxy pill short of brain dead: http://t.co/wc4uZaKp Fri Dec 14 23:31:52 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots http://t.co/wc4uZaKp Fri Dec 14 23:30:32 +0000 2012
- ZOMG, now some Republicans are turning the CT shooting into an ABORTION issue http://t.co/vd9p4mMy Fri Dec 14 23:26:33 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots My very implication Fri Dec 14 23:05:24 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots I bet we’ll discover the shooter was a devout church goer Fri Dec 14 23:03:23 +0000 2012
- RT @SalmanRushdie: That’s not the question, @edoneill1. This is: who protected the children of Newtown against boys with assault rifles? Fri Dec 14 23:02:04 +0000 2012
- Mike Huckabee suffers from premature ejerkulation Fri Dec 14 23:00:16 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed Does he watch me when I masturbate and/or poop? ‘Cause that’s just creepy. Fri Dec 14 22:56:43 +0000 2012
- On Terrorism and Gun Violence, a 1,000-to-1 Spending Gap http://t.co/DeG9xTzL Fri Dec 14 22:49:54 +0000 2012
- And there is it: Huckabee Says Connecticut School Massacre Occurred Because We ‘Removed God From Our Schools’ http://t.co/nHN50gKg #fb Fri Dec 14 22:44:38 +0000 2012
- RT @YousefMunayyer: ONE jackass tries to light his shoe & every American has to take their shoes off at airports. Mass gun violence … Fri Dec 14 22:43:51 +0000 2012
- @good_egg http://t.co/KLoxiBsN Fri Dec 14 22:40:02 +0000 2012
- Job opp near Toronto: health research and policy analyst http://t.co/tAXCq2iK #fb Fri Dec 14 22:35:58 +0000 2012
- Job opp near Toronto: health data analyst http://t.co/yAmwbSwy #fb Fri Dec 14 22:35:24 +0000 2012
- Job opp near Toronto: health services analyst http://t.co/a1DSAeun #fb Fri Dec 14 22:34:58 +0000 2012
- This may sound crass, but… Bob Costas: 1, Ted Nugent: 0. Fri Dec 14 22:28:01 +0000 2012
- @mehnazt LOL! Fri Dec 14 22:22:05 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie don’t get me started on REBs Fri Dec 14 22:13:31 +0000 2012
- @rickygervais I’m only on episode 2! Now the ending is ruined 🙁 Fri Dec 14 22:05:42 +0000 2012
- Right To Own Handheld Device That Shoots Deadly Metal Pellets At High Speed Worth All Of This http://t.co/6tKlvTrS Fri Dec 14 22:03:29 +0000 2012
- RT @jamisonfoser: Want to know what it was like for children in school being shot up? Fucking horrible. There, now you don’t have to ask … Fri Dec 14 22:00:44 +0000 2012
- While we’re (finally) talking about not murdering innocent children, can we please include via anonymous drone strikes on foreign soil? #fb Fri Dec 14 21:49:07 +0000 2012
- RT @ezraklein: “It’s currently easier for a poor person to get a gun than it is for them to get treatment for mental health issues.” htt … Fri Dec 14 21:43:22 +0000 2012
- RT @JohnFugelsang: The people the NRA accuses of ‘politicizing a tragedy’ are actually just trying to prevent the next one. Fri Dec 14 21:42:53 +0000 2012
- Reading reports of CT tragedy, I’m struck by how bravely the teachers and young students reacted. I would have been a screaming mess. #fb Fri Dec 14 21:42:20 +0000 2012
- @StuffedMorsel hey, you’re sending spam! Fri Dec 14 21:22:23 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed What? The argued that toddlers should be armed? Here comes that aneurysm… Fri Dec 14 21:16:30 +0000 2012
- Guns don’t kill people; people kill people. But guns make it A LOT WORSE. http://t.co/W1tguf9y #fb Fri Dec 14 21:11:40 +0000 2012
- RT @AstinTO: Remember, now is not the time to talk about gun violence. Later is too soon too. After that is too late. Then it’s too soon … Fri Dec 14 21:08:54 +0000 2012
- What’s more offensive? Misidentifying a suspect, or a completely unreadable article title? http://t.co/OEbvX7qR #fb Fri Dec 14 20:38:43 +0000 2012
- If someone uses the CT tragedy as an argument that there should be MORE guns for us to protect ourselves, I may have an aneurysm. #fb Fri Dec 14 20:20:31 +0000 2012
- The newly created Lord Deonandan of the Principality of Sealand #fb http://t.co/LVxDsdig Fri Dec 14 19:59:30 +0000 2012
- Behold, for I am created Wat, Lord of the Principality of Sealand #fb http://t.co/N2XD3qSX Fri Dec 14 19:59:28 +0000 2012
- It’s arrived! Call me “MiLord” #yesyoumust #fb http://t.co/jeJ195HZ Fri Dec 14 19:06:35 +0000 2012
- Why can’t pizza be classified as an essential micronutrient? #fb Fri Dec 14 17:23:07 +0000 2012
- Wait….. this meeting is CATERED????? #fb Fri Dec 14 16:31:55 +0000 2012
- So if the Apocalypse really is nigh (Dec 21). This might be my last weekend EVER! #fb Fri Dec 14 16:06:50 +0000 2012
- Ahhhh, 3 hour Friday morning meetings 🙁 #fb Fri Dec 14 15:52:07 +0000 2012
- leftover curry: breakfast of champions #fb Fri Dec 14 15:03:44 +0000 2012
- @rondia i had the same idea Fri Dec 14 14:46:56 +0000 2012
- Evidence of the Epidemiologic Transition: life expectancies rise around the world! (But USA gains are minimal) http://t.co/vjHOP4cE #fb Fri Dec 14 14:45:30 +0000 2012
- @Ask_Pemma can’t have pros competing with amateurs 🙂 Fri Dec 14 13:18:27 +0000 2012
- @Vithurry haven’t got the marks back yet…. you never know! Fri Dec 14 13:17:36 +0000 2012
- @kevinhilditch yes, commoner? Fri Dec 14 12:51:53 +0000 2012
- @Ask_Pemma I didn’t participate… it’s just for the kids Fri Dec 14 12:51:43 +0000 2012
- Congrats to @CSEBOttawa on a successful evening of Powerpoint Karaoke! With @mirhadloncar @J_Ged @ErinYiranLiu @amisha03 @SheenaGosain Fri Dec 14 02:33:48 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie Contestants are given a random powerpoint presentation and must spontaneously give an oral presentations. Stay tuned for video. Fri Dec 14 02:28:50 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged ZOMG I have man boobs! Fri Dec 14 02:28:15 +0000 2012
- A surprise audience member contestant at powerpoint karaoke! #fb http://t.co/X2R5VOnE Fri Dec 14 00:48:29 +0000 2012
- Final two contestants at powerpoint karaoke! #fb http://t.co/t3kqlhZu Fri Dec 14 00:38:35 +0000 2012
- Contestant 6 at powerpoint karaoke #fb http://t.co/mOwtVxAU Fri Dec 14 00:31:38 +0000 2012
- Contestant num 5 at powerpoint karaoke #fb http://t.co/Wtkg6Ief Fri Dec 14 00:24:52 +0000 2012
- Contestant num 4 at powerpoint karaoke #fb http://t.co/0P0ThCCE Fri Dec 14 00:21:32 +0000 2012
- Contestant number 3 at powerpoint karaoke #fb http://t.co/bn6Lrr1t Fri Dec 14 00:14:51 +0000 2012
- Contestant number 2 at powerpoint karaoke! #fb http://t.co/LZ2CltwK Fri Dec 14 00:08:40 +0000 2012
- First presenter in our first ever powerpoint karaoke #fb http://t.co/aqsF4rkw Fri Dec 14 00:01:13 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged no you will not fail. Thu Dec 13 22:48:51 +0000 2012
- @the_jessmister well isn’t you a nobblygobbled wazzock Thu Dec 13 22:17:59 +0000 2012
- @Shehbazzz Probably not till end of the month at the earliest Thu Dec 13 21:38:00 +0000 2012
- For the rest of the day, I shall endeavour to speak like an Englishman. Guv’nor. #fb Thu Dec 13 21:33:24 +0000 2012
- Notice how the media is now over-enunciating the “ass” in “Assad”? #fb Thu Dec 13 17:31:36 +0000 2012
- Coconut oil and peanut butter… oh… my… Zod… #fb Thu Dec 13 14:17:50 +0000 2012
- @LucBuffone Well, let’s hope enjoyment = high marks! Thu Dec 13 01:15:03 +0000 2012
- @LebLuv since 2011 Thu Dec 13 01:04:22 +0000 2012
- @karalynm you don’t count! Or compute! Thu Dec 13 00:55:14 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia :0 Thu Dec 13 00:54:32 +0000 2012
- @heatherconwayy Good to know. I worry about these things! Thu Dec 13 00:47:47 +0000 2012
- @heatherconwayy that bad, huh? Thu Dec 13 00:42:49 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia that bad, huh? Thu Dec 13 00:42:31 +0000 2012
- Hmm. Twitter silence from my stats students who just had their exam. Really, it was that bad? Thu Dec 13 00:41:38 +0000 2012
- Things I learned today: Tarzan’s cry is an audio palindrome! #fb Thu Dec 13 00:38:03 +0000 2012
- Poor Zio http://t.co/tqGMhOvY Wed Dec 12 20:57:51 +0000 2012
- Wearing my glasses all day today. So THIS is what it feels like to SEE! #fb http://t.co/6mYZKLfG Wed Dec 12 20:05:44 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed Back in my day, we’d calculate pi to the 100th digit in our heads… barefoot! Wed Dec 12 20:03:01 +0000 2012
- @hmcintosh1 I totally agree. It’s “cow juice” or, if you prefer, the excretion of a modified sweat gland. Wed Dec 12 19:56:46 +0000 2012
- Wow, a THIRD broken calculator in the same stats exam! #fb Wed Dec 12 19:53:12 +0000 2012
- In conversation with 3 random people this morn, discovered none of us drinks milk. Not surprised by this then: http://t.co/BZEEWXB8 #fb Wed Dec 12 19:48:44 +0000 2012
- Wow, a broken calculator and another stats student who must sprint to the mall to get a new one. What’s the probability of that? HAHAHA #fb Wed Dec 12 19:24:20 +0000 2012
- @JoVanEvery Dude just broke the 200m dash and made it back in under 10 min! Wed Dec 12 19:12:45 +0000 2012
- Just started stats exam and one student had to run to the mall to buy a calculator. Hurry back!! #fb Wed Dec 12 19:08:10 +0000 2012
- @g_debroucker GTFO! Wed Dec 12 18:56:18 +0000 2012
- The joys of freeganism #fb http://t.co/IG8AVMHE Wed Dec 12 17:21:18 +0000 2012
- @heatherconwayy never too late for flattery. Even though it’s not going to help. MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA Wed Dec 12 16:51:50 +0000 2012
- @Shashena staying sexy 🙂 Wed Dec 12 16:32:31 +0000 2012
- @Shashena Don’t kid yourself. Santa was looking for some action. Wed Dec 12 16:19:12 +0000 2012
- All-day symposium. The good: free food! The bad: free food 🙁 #fb Wed Dec 12 16:18:00 +0000 2012
- @CliveVelkers whoa. now everyone is going to use your cheat sheet, you know. Wed Dec 12 16:02:26 +0000 2012
- @CliveVelkers Still three more hours to go. What’s going to be? Study or prayer? Wed Dec 12 15:55:05 +0000 2012
- Saturated fat, salinity similar to human serum, hairy exterior…. I think the coconut might be part animal! #fb Wed Dec 12 14:13:14 +0000 2012
- @docblw ha! Wed Dec 12 14:11:39 +0000 2012
- Dammit! I missed 12/12/12 12:12:12! I have one more chance later today… Wed Dec 12 05:19:04 +0000 2012
- OMG Ravi Shankar is dead 🙁 http://t.co/9FzXonxw Wed Dec 12 05:10:03 +0000 2012
- @kevinhilditch sure, I’m free after the 18th Wed Dec 12 05:04:05 +0000 2012
- Hey health science student types… win cash prizes with your mad science skills http://t.co/b1oUaJad Wed Dec 12 03:08:09 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 yes, hence the tweet Tue Dec 11 20:11:08 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre Ironically, that’s how I refer to my research assistant: Dat(a) Bitch Tue Dec 11 19:49:55 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre Twitter deleted first half of my message. Weird. Tue Dec 11 19:44:45 +0000 2012
- Damn it, inbox is back in the hundreds 🙁 Tue Dec 11 19:42:54 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre they taste different, though Tue Dec 11 19:38:14 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre I also eat a daily raw green shake of: kale, cucumber, ginger, cilantro, parsely and natural sweetener (like apple juice) Tue Dec 11 19:37:58 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre …not less fat. but for someone struggling with their health, watching the fat types is critical Tue Dec 11 19:37:11 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre yes and yes. but all these data are confounded by other factors. I work out a lot and am fairly muscular. I need more fat Tue Dec 11 19:36:41 +0000 2012
- If I ever have a monkey, I’m naming it Carl. Tue Dec 11 19:29:33 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre having said that, since I re-discovered it, I’ve gained an inch on my waist 🙁 Tue Dec 11 19:25:57 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre but the fun is looking through all the other posts! Tue Dec 11 19:25:17 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre welcome to my world 🙂 Tue Dec 11 19:24:57 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre I think coconut oil is better than hydrogenated oils and many heated polyunsaturated fats. It also tastes delicious. Tue Dec 11 19:24:45 +0000 2012
- @LuciaEyzaguirre Have you by any chance visited my FB wall where I’ve responded to that very (predictable) observation? Tue Dec 11 17:22:46 +0000 2012
- @DeeRutty Flattery will get you everywhere Tue Dec 11 17:07:23 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu And Dobby was an average sized house elf. Your point? Tue Dec 11 16:33:42 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu And I don’t believe in Chinese leprechauns. So clearly you don’t exist. Tue Dec 11 16:27:12 +0000 2012
- I’m going to start pumping coconut oil directly into my veins Tue Dec 11 16:18:21 +0000 2012
- Eggs scrambled in coconut oil? Hmmm, why not… Tue Dec 11 15:54:35 +0000 2012
- Santa Claus used to get people high http://t.co/Ameg3rlq #fb Tue Dec 11 14:51:01 +0000 2012
- The fap room. It’s nice to have dedicated space for one’s hobbies. #fb http://t.co/XdrANBxR Tue Dec 11 08:06:49 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie go to sleep! Tue Dec 11 07:54:29 +0000 2012
- Masters level epidemiology job opp in Virginia http://t.co/MBcOZff6 #fb Tue Dec 11 07:02:08 +0000 2012
- grad job opp in NYC: communications coordinator for math/science foundation http://t.co/RUe5PXdB #fb Tue Dec 11 06:58:42 +0000 2012
- Ventriloquists are unfunny and creepy. #fb Tue Dec 11 06:50:49 +0000 2012
- “I hear voices. But then I just ignore them and carry on killing.” -Sean Lock #fb Tue Dec 11 06:50:30 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar to Toronto for Xmas. Tempted to go to India or Asia in Jan or Feb Tue Dec 11 06:39:44 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar too slow Tue Dec 11 06:31:17 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar look behind you! Tue Dec 11 06:30:28 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar I am the sayer of sooth Tue Dec 11 06:30:08 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar I wish I could clone myself and have the best gay sex ever! Tue Dec 11 06:28:40 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar jeebus cripes Tue Dec 11 06:28:04 +0000 2012
- Brain cells made from urine. Insert R. Kelly joke here. http://t.co/N1gu2UTo #fb Tue Dec 11 04:19:06 +0000 2012
- What we’ve always suspected… jogging makes you dumb http://t.co/penOj8xI #fb Tue Dec 11 04:09:30 +0000 2012
- The hundreds of hits my blog is getting from Japan rises by the hour, all looking for エヴァンゲリオン. Kinda unnerving at this point. #fb Tue Dec 11 03:59:30 +0000 2012
- A worthy cause: help keep a home for Ottawa’s developmentally disabled from being closed https://t.co/AoXasX5l #fb Tue Dec 11 03:55:46 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie ok Tue Dec 11 03:54:47 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie well the Dean and faculty love me, and wrote a letter to the central admin decrying the department’s bad taste. Still waiting. Tue Dec 11 01:35:02 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie ha! haven’t got them back yet, but there’s always one 🙂 Tue Dec 11 01:29:32 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie show off 😉 Tue Dec 11 01:25:28 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie of course, yes Tue Dec 11 01:16:10 +0000 2012
- It’s cool, it’s cool…. http://t.co/bQKv6E8B Mon Dec 10 23:51:36 +0000 2012
- @ikeamonkey explained http://t.co/tmu1eeF3 Mon Dec 10 23:10:38 +0000 2012
- @RISSIJHS hopefully before then! PS I reminded Angel of her paper Mon Dec 10 23:09:27 +0000 2012
- Health/medical writer job in Hamilton, Ontario http://t.co/ejxvBPjo #fb Mon Dec 10 23:01:18 +0000 2012
- Health analyst job in Toronto area http://t.co/2ULevxWM #fb Mon Dec 10 23:00:40 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina I don’t know what that means. So I’m going to smile and back away slowly… Mon Dec 10 22:58:01 +0000 2012
- @mlle_reina I da man Mon Dec 10 22:56:22 +0000 2012
- @RISSIJHS @g_debroucker Wish I could have been there!!! 🙁 Mon Dec 10 22:54:50 +0000 2012
- What I’ve learned from reality TV: all Americans are named either “Babe” or “Bro”. Mon Dec 10 22:17:50 +0000 2012
- I’m a firm believer in using vinegar and/or baking soda for all my household cleaning needs: http://t.co/z0hgFHoy #fb Mon Dec 10 22:12:08 +0000 2012
- How to talk like a bleedin’ pom http://t.co/lfWfAYJa #fb Mon Dec 10 22:04:18 +0000 2012
- Not sure if I can tweet a FB page, but… UOttawa students, come out to PowerPoint Karaoke, hosted by @CSEBOttawa https://t.co/o1qf5nFf Mon Dec 10 21:44:56 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged @Kutchinbird wow 🙁 Mon Dec 10 21:03:14 +0000 2012
- “I don’t speak ‘horse’. I’m not Matthew Broderick.” -American Dad #fb Mon Dec 10 19:12:00 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged @MaduraSundar http://t.co/fSOBi3xR ??? Mon Dec 10 18:46:01 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed bah Mon Dec 10 18:16:44 +0000 2012
- @AnnaSavelyeva check ’em all, you never know! Mon Dec 10 18:12:04 +0000 2012
- Global health and epi students: consider applying for an internship with the World Bank http://t.co/J8XXC0Qu #fb Mon Dec 10 18:07:35 +0000 2012
- Global health and epi students: internships with the UNFPA: http://t.co/hJntveBE #fb Mon Dec 10 18:06:08 +0000 2012
- Global health and epi students: internships with the World Food Program http://t.co/gPCfwa5X #fb Mon Dec 10 18:05:28 +0000 2012
- Global health and epi students: UNICEF internship program http://t.co/4Wq8DyH5 #fb Mon Dec 10 18:04:50 +0000 2012
- USAID global heath internships: http://t.co/QsXWDDgE #fb Mon Dec 10 18:04:09 +0000 2012
- Public health, epi and health sciences students: consider applying for internship with New York City: http://t.co/Ky6sj8D9 #fb Mon Dec 10 18:03:38 +0000 2012
- US-based public health/epidemiology internships: http://t.co/relb7REl #fb Mon Dec 10 18:02:20 +0000 2012
- McGill paid internships in biostatistics: http://t.co/EG00lK18 #fb Mon Dec 10 18:00:09 +0000 2012
- Toronto-based journalism opp: Fellowship in Global Journalism http://t.co/4BFSSJ29 #fb Mon Dec 10 17:56:35 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie btw, sorry i havent responded to your earlier msgs; things piled up! am always on the look out for opportunities for you tho! Mon Dec 10 17:54:22 +0000 2012
- @bumblebrie this relevant to you? http://t.co/Yrt5YtEX Mon Dec 10 17:53:13 +0000 2012
- Job opportunity: Monitoring and Evaluation Intern in Haiti! http://t.co/Yrt5YtEX #fb Mon Dec 10 17:53:02 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged I’m afraid of anything @MaduraSundar might want or be able to teach me Mon Dec 10 17:49:23 +0000 2012
- @J_Ged what’s a yalla? Mon Dec 10 17:46:16 +0000 2012
- Job opp in Amman, Jordan: gender specialist http://t.co/hdSA4ggn #fb Mon Dec 10 17:40:22 +0000 2012
- Ottawa 2nd in Canadian living quality survey, No. 14 in world. Baghdad was last? Bah to that! http://t.co/0HZW95GA #fb Mon Dec 10 17:37:14 +0000 2012
- International Health students: today’s Google Doodle is about Ada Lovelace. Remember I mentioned her in class? http://t.co/5oocgmj1 #fb Mon Dec 10 17:29:00 +0000 2012
- Got time wrong for a student’s thesis defence. Literally sprinted 1km over ice, with jeans pulled over my pyjamas, to get there on time #fb Mon Dec 10 17:05:14 +0000 2012
- Inbox at a manageable 87. Time for bed. Mon Dec 10 10:01:33 +0000 2012
- Inbox down to two digits and it’s only 4:30AM! #fb Mon Dec 10 09:26:27 +0000 2012
- Inbox under 120 and it’s barely past 4:AM! #fb Mon Dec 10 09:05:43 +0000 2012
- Not want. http://t.co/5WAY4lSQ #fb Mon Dec 10 08:29:11 +0000 2012
- Over the past two days, my site has had HUNDREDS of hits from Japan, from people searching “エヴァンゲリオン”. Did the movie just come out there? Mon Dec 10 06:31:18 +0000 2012
- Women spend five hours every day gossiping, claims study http://t.co/jmAZEICx #fb Mon Dec 10 06:24:59 +0000 2012
- You know, if moths came out in daytime, they’d just adore the sun. They should really consider a lifestyle change. #fb Mon Dec 10 06:21:34 +0000 2012
- I give you…. a shrimp running on a treadmill http://t.co/XtVzVKo2 #fb Mon Dec 10 06:04:29 +0000 2012
- Finally watched “Parks and Rec.” So, let me see… it’s like “The Office”, but without the funny. Right? #fb Mon Dec 10 05:12:08 +0000 2012
- A search for “Lord of Sealand” renders over 84000 hits. I guess I won’t be a lonely nobleman. #fb Mon Dec 10 05:07:33 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 37: http://t.co/dYFxMeUE Mon Dec 10 02:22:25 +0000 2012
- This is dedicated to the Toronto Ikea store and their special visitor today http://t.co/i86wZGQ2 #fb Mon Dec 10 02:17:50 +0000 2012
- Epic rap battles of history: Dr Who vs Doc Brown http://t.co/zXk6cYG2 #fb Mon Dec 10 02:10:04 +0000 2012
- Epic rap battles of history: Sherlock Holmes vs Batman http://t.co/2qAjsoMz #fb Mon Dec 10 02:07:04 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill I object to all uses of the word “zine” in all but extremely parodic contexts Mon Dec 10 01:38:18 +0000 2012
- Epic rap battles of history: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood http://t.co/32kArlnV #fb Mon Dec 10 01:33:15 +0000 2012
- I love UFC. Can’t say I love UFC fans. http://t.co/5aOH0KTt #fb Mon Dec 10 01:16:09 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia very generous of you Sun Dec 09 22:57:54 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie bah Sun Dec 09 22:45:32 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie censorship Sun Dec 09 22:44:19 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia True dat. Even we profs hate them… means weeks more of painstaking marking! Sun Dec 09 22:40:44 +0000 2012
- http://t.co/hVxnDu8W – The original source (’cause I’m all about the citation): http://t.co/ZwNqmHNZ Sun Dec 09 22:36:27 +0000 2012
- On the other hand, this *might* be on the stats exam… #fb http://t.co/hVxnDu8W Sun Dec 09 22:34:26 +0000 2012
- Dear stats students, no this will not be on the exam #fb http://t.co/FXNblPPx Sun Dec 09 22:29:16 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia ha! Sun Dec 09 22:26:04 +0000 2012
- Apparently a lot of people are looking for Chuck Norris http://t.co/XJbSDV7L Sun Dec 09 22:09:29 +0000 2012
- #learnings http://t.co/TRu951nJ Sun Dec 09 21:59:20 +0000 2012
- Epidemiology jokes? Nah, these are just generic *insert group here* jokes http://t.co/AL9RfLxD Sun Dec 09 21:28:19 +0000 2012
- Grad students beware http://t.co/X5ge1jfc #fb Sun Dec 09 21:27:09 +0000 2012
- So this is why coconut oil is so high in brain-friendly fatty acids… http://t.co/iNuG8Xcq #fb Sun Dec 09 21:08:29 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots I know the tweeter. Trust me, nothing poetic there. Just empty business speak. Sun Dec 09 20:59:47 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots I think you grant the original tweeter too much poetic licence Sun Dec 09 20:55:21 +0000 2012
- This photo needs no caption #fb http://t.co/cjjZU8ke Sun Dec 09 18:46:21 +0000 2012
- @RedParrots the obviousness Sun Dec 09 16:14:28 +0000 2012
- Somebody actually tweeted, “The way to solve any problem is to find a solution.” #fb Sun Dec 09 15:56:25 +0000 2012
- What’s up with all the fat goths? #fb Sun Dec 09 15:41:38 +0000 2012
- Two-legged ambulating dog! http://t.co/Y1OFAGHF #fb Sun Dec 09 05:21:35 +0000 2012
- Uhhhh….. http://t.co/qJteneVL Sun Dec 09 05:13:51 +0000 2012
- RT @MrDanielTosh: What I hate most about Twitter, is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which … Sun Dec 09 04:54:13 +0000 2012
- In past hour my blog got 100 hits from Japan and 1 from Quebec.The former were searching anime. The latter was searching, “natural boner.” Sun Dec 09 04:52:52 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie is it about the foreskins of famous physicists? Sun Dec 09 04:48:20 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar sucka Sun Dec 09 04:17:21 +0000 2012
- Unhappiness is: leaving an exam early to get to a party, only to leave that party early because I ate something questionable 🙁 #fb Sun Dec 09 04:17:03 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird oh yes Sun Dec 09 04:16:24 +0000 2012
- John Lennon died 32 years ago, almost to the minute #fb Sun Dec 09 04:15:15 +0000 2012
- RT @DJRotaryRachel: Alternate spellings of Chanukah include Hanukah, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Chakakhan, Hankkingsley, Channingtatum, and Sh … Sun Dec 09 04:13:56 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird that’s what lessers are for Sun Dec 09 04:06:04 +0000 2012
- To the students who are looking for my old exams online: I’m silly, but not foolish. There’s a difference. #fb Sun Dec 09 00:11:58 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 true dat Sun Dec 09 00:10:52 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar I’m old. I’m allowed. Sun Dec 09 00:04:17 +0000 2012
- @MaduraSundar @soleildelajoie uh, how did I get involved? Sun Dec 09 00:03:57 +0000 2012
- Off to proctor my first exam of the semester. Mwahahahahaha…. #fb Sat Dec 08 23:33:01 +0000 2012
- Bollywood film “Chingari” featuring… Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis! http://t.co/44jDNv0V #fb Sat Dec 08 22:12:54 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 bah Sat Dec 08 19:14:29 +0000 2012
- Dear Chinese restaurant. I don’t know what that orange stuff is that you put on your spring rolls. But I want to take it intravenously #fb Sat Dec 08 16:59:44 +0000 2012
- Snowfall, humidifier on max, leftover Chinese for breakfast, and a whack of cartoons = ideal Saturday morning #fb Sat Dec 08 16:39:24 +0000 2012
- Scientists reverse aging in mice. So now we have immortal rodents. Great. http://t.co/GIw2gQgj #fb Sat Dec 08 16:28:42 +0000 2012
- Ikea has a new line of furniture called “Transformer.” I kept thinking about Ottoman Prime and Megachair. #fb Sat Dec 08 16:26:52 +0000 2012
- Oh Snoopy. #fb http://t.co/zaxO4wjA Fri Dec 07 23:51:16 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard by which I mean my diet Fri Dec 07 21:19:39 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard Mind you, “tragic and gross” seems to describe several aspects of my life Fri Dec 07 20:47:06 +0000 2012
- Academics, behold! Bullshit ipsum! http://t.co/ZKb6OAeE #fb Fri Dec 07 20:39:34 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard better then the fruit flies I usually rely on Fri Dec 07 20:31:51 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard or an unexpected source of protein Fri Dec 07 19:59:06 +0000 2012
- Not good: when you find mold growing in your espresso machine. #fb Fri Dec 07 19:47:47 +0000 2012
- @gbahadur ohhhhhhh #youretooeasy Fri Dec 07 18:03:32 +0000 2012
- @gbahadur What, mailing Guyanese kids in buckets? Fri Dec 07 17:56:03 +0000 2012
- Look what just came in the mail #fb http://t.co/cTuSOgTm Fri Dec 07 17:23:02 +0000 2012
- I would name this dog… Dick. http://t.co/metIz9Rl #fb Fri Dec 07 02:13:18 +0000 2012
- 8 Reasons You Won’t Look at Everyday Fruit the Same Way Again http://t.co/4hl9DlQM Fri Dec 07 01:15:54 +0000 2012
- @CigaretsChill or (s)he’s just an idiot Fri Dec 07 00:50:13 +0000 2012
- Before settling in for a loooong night of work, I’m gonna make me some watburgers! #fb Fri Dec 07 00:49:35 +0000 2012
- Bus accident causes dangerous slut spill http://t.co/xEGaNVy5 #fb Fri Dec 07 00:19:41 +0000 2012
- A CBC reporter just used the phrase, “tons of space.” No one else has a problem with this? #dwindlingvocabularies Thu Dec 06 21:48:18 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia international health, hss4331 Thu Dec 06 21:47:21 +0000 2012
- Hee hee. Gay Bane. http://t.co/zya7njVS #fb Thu Dec 06 19:36:48 +0000 2012
- Attention global health students: want to win some money? Enter this essay contest! http://t.co/YsJd02dN Thu Dec 06 19:28:25 +0000 2012
- ZOMG muppets are real and they’re alive! http://t.co/Cadxmp6z #fb Thu Dec 06 17:37:27 +0000 2012
- Come join @csebsceb @CSEBOttawa for “powerpoint karaoke” Dec 13, 630pm, FSS4006 (UOttawa). Improv your presentation skills! Thu Dec 06 15:23:07 +0000 2012
- I thought the kitten cam (http://t.co/p0pOglP5) would be a nice thing to have on in the background. But all those b*st*rds do is sleep! #fb Thu Dec 06 15:01:27 +0000 2012
- One beer too many. Ohhhhh….. #fb Thu Dec 06 06:50:08 +0000 2012
- Driving school for dogs in NZ. So one day you might be able yell, “that bitch cut me off!” and not be sexist: http://t.co/4kKatLGg #fb Wed Dec 05 23:20:56 +0000 2012
- Off to teach my last class of the semester. Sniff. #fb Wed Dec 05 23:18:53 +0000 2012
- @McCormickG And we appreciate your hard work! Wed Dec 05 22:22:35 +0000 2012
- Margaret Wente can be an ass. But this time her message is relevant: “University’s not meant to be easy.” http://t.co/rzWXDeom #fb Wed Dec 05 21:28:15 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia good answer #thoughnotsureifibelieveit Wed Dec 05 20:17:53 +0000 2012
- Free Bradley Manning! Wed Dec 05 20:06:03 +0000 2012
- This story may be disturbing: http://t.co/hHyWx0ey But these comments make it all worthwhile: http://t.co/gr4F6eca #fb Wed Dec 05 19:57:10 +0000 2012
- @LifeOfNatalia who DOESN’T love stats assignments? Wed Dec 05 19:32:15 +0000 2012
- Lengthy parade of correctional officers in downtown ottawa. So… who’s staffing the prisons right now? Should I be concerned? #fb Wed Dec 05 19:23:40 +0000 2012
- Jesus having fun http://t.co/VoqRptja #fb Wed Dec 05 18:20:23 +0000 2012
- Stop. Curry time. #fb Wed Dec 05 17:51:56 +0000 2012
- This looks obscene to me http://t.co/KHsBzlpB #fb Wed Dec 05 17:50:09 +0000 2012
- Poor wolf. http://t.co/mqYKiwFr #fb Wed Dec 05 17:43:17 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa duhhhhhh Wed Dec 05 17:41:04 +0000 2012
- Titicaca. Heehee. #fb Wed Dec 05 15:28:23 +0000 2012
- Before I can recuperate, must I not have cuperated at some point in the past? #fb Wed Dec 05 15:28:10 +0000 2012
- Attention stats students, this is NOT on the exam: http://t.co/weWN6QBR #fb Wed Dec 05 13:04:38 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa i don’t understand Wed Dec 05 12:59:09 +0000 2012
- Watching Mexican science show. Now concerned for the plight of us “human beans” #fb Wed Dec 05 12:58:25 +0000 2012
- @Locket248 i blame the wine and poutine! Wed Dec 05 12:52:39 +0000 2012
- Time to make me some chicken curry… IN COCONUT OIL! #fb Tue Dec 04 23:20:13 +0000 2012
- Happiness is… a glass of cognac and an in-house massage #fb Tue Dec 04 21:11:22 +0000 2012
- @brittharr2 is that you, Uncle Leo? Tue Dec 04 20:14:50 +0000 2012
- Eight different people just greeted me by name, and I have no idea who any of them is. #gettingold #fb Tue Dec 04 19:59:29 +0000 2012
- Mildly disappointed that no one has yet opened a curtain store named, “Planet of the Drapes.” #fb Tue Dec 04 17:25:10 +0000 2012
- The secret to productivity: read your emails on the toilet. If you read anything upsetting, you’re already sitting in the right place. #fb Tue Dec 04 15:23:36 +0000 2012
- @soleildelajoie I don’t. I just practice doing so. Tue Dec 04 15:15:13 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird you guys already there? I’ll pop by for a coffee in 15 Tue Dec 04 15:14:39 +0000 2012
- Last stats class of the year! Students, you should be sad. I’m allowed to be happy. #fb Tue Dec 04 15:13:08 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard vegan lite Tue Dec 04 14:18:36 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard I was misled by the vegan egg nog recipes Tue Dec 04 14:10:13 +0000 2012
- 28 years after the Bhopal gas tragedy… http://t.co/jCwthyqT #fb Tue Dec 04 13:18:40 +0000 2012
- “Woman Files False Rape Claim Because She ‘Didn’t Enjoy It’ I have no words. http://t.co/ruEcgiON Tue Dec 04 13:18:04 +0000 2012
- Apparently, being blonde is all you need to impersonate Britney Spears http://t.co/K4a7JdJ1 #fb Tue Dec 04 13:12:15 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard remind me… are you a Vegan? Tue Dec 04 13:08:49 +0000 2012
- An old Southern, slave-owning white man was racist? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! http://t.co/RTO2j5S2 #fb Tue Dec 04 13:01:42 +0000 2012
- Fake malaria drugs and antibiotics is one thing. But counterfeit Viagra…. this is intolerable! http://t.co/cqXysLdQ #fb Tue Dec 04 12:58:14 +0000 2012
- Woman with running nose actually leaking brain fluid. Meanwhile, man with runny diarrhea… fill in the rest. http://t.co/iMZrGtzt Tue Dec 04 12:53:40 +0000 2012
- How a dinosaur paleontologist would draw a cow… based solely on its skeleton http://t.co/nZsx1HMD #fb Tue Dec 04 05:40:08 +0000 2012
- @anjali_handa it was real. I was there. Tue Dec 04 04:21:25 +0000 2012
- Did the Norwegian royal family hire Indian surrogate mother to birth the heirs to the throne? Did I just read that? http://t.co/4937b1A2 #fb Tue Dec 04 04:21:08 +0000 2012
- http://t.co/qufqfnAV Tue Dec 04 04:13:31 +0000 2012
- Transformers Jokes: Just ’cause http://t.co/pISlbK2C Tue Dec 04 03:10:39 +0000 2012
- Best Kiss impression ever: http://t.co/j1meKYW1 #fb Tue Dec 04 02:52:23 +0000 2012
- This could have ended quite badly for all concerned… http://t.co/z7DhHJz8 #fb Tue Dec 04 02:41:53 +0000 2012
- The greatest action movie scene EVAR http://t.co/FVpEmcxc #fb Tue Dec 04 02:38:30 +0000 2012
- I for one welcome our robotic overlords http://t.co/99vWqvwe Tue Dec 04 02:32:05 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed I used to fall asleep on park benches… until once i was awakened by ants biting my balls. True story. Tue Dec 04 02:17:10 +0000 2012
- @curtisdancy @McDonell @mattdespat almost didn’t! Tue Dec 04 01:56:14 +0000 2012
- Latest fantastic present from a student: homemade meatballs! #fb http://t.co/fXiI8d0R Tue Dec 04 01:55:32 +0000 2012
- Ever fall asleep for 10min on the couch, and wake up wondering where you are, what you’re supposed to be doing, and why you’re naked? #fb Mon Dec 03 22:57:02 +0000 2012
- This is fun AND creepy. Just enter your address… http://t.co/njXzqtfW #fb Mon Dec 03 21:38:54 +0000 2012
- Happiness is…. finding $500 in uncashed cheques, just sitting about. #fb Mon Dec 03 19:51:22 +0000 2012
- Procrastination = finishing a complete workout at 3:AM, instead of writing the paper that’s overdue #fb Mon Dec 03 08:13:18 +0000 2012
- Wow. Erik Estrada is straight. #thingsilearnedtoday Mon Dec 03 06:54:45 +0000 2012
- @vadum bah Mon Dec 03 06:45:17 +0000 2012
- What to use to stay in shape at the end of the world? The Apocalyptical machine! BAHAHAHAHA! #mesofunny Mon Dec 03 06:44:20 +0000 2012
- Why does Facebook keep showing me the ad for “Clear your Criminal Record before its too late”? #fb Mon Dec 03 06:39:43 +0000 2012
- “Concern is when for the first time, you can’t do it a second time. Panic is when for the second time, you can’t do it the first time.” #fb Mon Dec 03 06:11:30 +0000 2012
- “I’m at an age when I no longer need erectile softeners.” -Jack Donaghy #fb Mon Dec 03 05:56:39 +0000 2012
- In an era if extreme computer literacy, how does crap like this still get made? http://t.co/7o9Wyffh #fb Mon Dec 03 05:15:28 +0000 2012
- @Shehbazzz as i discovered Sun Dec 02 23:52:37 +0000 2012
- Pixar lamp come to life http://t.co/lzGrIZrO #fb Sun Dec 02 23:51:37 +0000 2012
- Wow! Westjet had free wine, too! *hic* #fb Sun Dec 02 20:19:56 +0000 2012
- About to board Westjet 146 to Ottawa. I forgot that I’m not flying Porter. No free booze 🙁 Sun Dec 02 18:30:04 +0000 2012
- I’d like to rename myself “Fiscal Cliff” #fb Sun Dec 02 18:06:11 +0000 2012
- Oh, YYZ terminal 3, when did you get so tolerably comfortable? #fb Sun Dec 02 18:05:18 +0000 2012
- Oh, mint flavoured Otrivin, I am so your bitch. #fb Sun Dec 02 16:25:52 +0000 2012
- @acurrie http://t.co/eQHYu7Tc Sun Dec 02 14:14:26 +0000 2012
- Sex with a skeleton… talk about getting “boned”… http://t.co/T2HBcf4r #fb Sun Dec 02 14:14:10 +0000 2012
- How can I awake fresh and happy, without an alarm, after less than 4 hours of sleep? #fb Sun Dec 02 14:08:38 +0000 2012
- 3:30AM. Massive amounts of work done. I get to watch 1 hour of TV then sleep! #fb Sun Dec 02 08:26:44 +0000 2012
- Dear students with 8 different names, Please just make sure the one on your assignment matches the one you registered with. Cool? #fb Sun Dec 02 07:41:34 +0000 2012
- Inbox under 110! Will I make double digits before dawn? #fb Sun Dec 02 06:40:38 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed you own a thin donkey? Sun Dec 02 06:39:31 +0000 2012
- Who’s got two thumbs and an inbox with fewer than 120 messages? THIS GUY! #fb Sun Dec 02 04:55:29 +0000 2012
- The ultimate treatise on dal: http://t.co/QBf7SOgK #fb Sun Dec 02 04:47:47 +0000 2012
- @PinkRealtor link doesn’t work Sun Dec 02 04:37:08 +0000 2012
- Inbox under 130, MOFOs! #fb Sun Dec 02 04:20:51 +0000 2012
- @LoganNZed that’s cause he likes it doggy style Sun Dec 02 04:14:54 +0000 2012
- Yes, I am now following a dog on Twitter. #fb Sun Dec 02 03:53:22 +0000 2012
- @TundraDawg @uOttawaDirect well played, Tundra. Well played. Oh, and… woof. Sun Dec 02 03:52:20 +0000 2012
- Attention… attention… inbox has dipped below 140… #fb Sun Dec 02 02:55:44 +0000 2012
- @karalynm you need to lower your standards. Sun Dec 02 01:43:51 +0000 2012
- @karalynm give it time, blondie. hike the skirts and maximize the cleavage. that’s what i do. Sun Dec 02 00:45:55 +0000 2012
- @karalynm getting more male attention, too, i presume? Sun Dec 02 00:37:33 +0000 2012
- @karalynm oh. guess I should be using simpler words then. Sun Dec 02 00:35:19 +0000 2012
- @karalynm hey where did this blonde hair come from all of a sudden? Sun Dec 02 00:31:40 +0000 2012
- @karalynm and tweets! starting with this one! Sun Dec 02 00:29:02 +0000 2012
- Inbox under 150. Double Whoohoo! #fb Sun Dec 02 00:07:48 +0000 2012
- Inbox now under 160! Whoohoo! Time for a drink. #fb Sat Dec 01 23:17:22 +0000 2012
- @OsamaBerrada And this time the Judge didn’t have to order it Sat Dec 01 23:13:38 +0000 2012
- Inbox FINALLY dipped under 180. Gonna be a looooong night. #fb Sat Dec 01 22:53:15 +0000 2012
- @uOttawaDirect @TundraDawg i bet they’re overworked. (Hi Audrey, is that your dog?) Sat Dec 01 22:48:14 +0000 2012
- Oh my sweet Zod, I’ve been writing reference letters for 11 hours 🙁 #fb Sat Dec 01 22:41:06 +0000 2012
- RT @ariannahuff: “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” – Mark Twain Sat Dec 01 21:49:17 +0000 2012
- Uhhhh… I don’t remember this scene from “Tron”… http://t.co/GhHknbxY #fb Sat Dec 01 21:48:28 +0000 2012
- CSEB epidemiology/biostats conference (including student conference) for June in Nfld now accepting abstracts http://t.co/HKepjQNN #fb Sat Dec 01 15:15:51 +0000 2012
- Quick, someone use “purpurate” in a sentence! #fb Sat Dec 01 15:04:21 +0000 2012
- Tourist trips to Sealand! Now that I’m nobility of that fair land, I should really see the place… http://t.co/tOLekkq4 #fb Sat Dec 01 15:01:38 +0000 2012
- @carissa_dupuis all assignments will be puppy-themed Sat Dec 01 14:59:11 +0000 2012
- Ha! Nicki Minaj slowed down sounds like a gay Jay-Z: http://t.co/AGpYFyId #toomuchtime Sat Dec 01 14:53:08 +0000 2012
- Anime girl and Barbie girl no longer friends? Noooooo!!! http://t.co/6qv0dvpT #fb Sat Dec 01 14:41:43 +0000 2012
- “Too much exercise can wear out your heart.” All right, then. Nap, TV, and bacon sandwich it is. http://t.co/PhfxAOhK #fb Sat Dec 01 14:39:35 +0000 2012
- Bazooka Gum Is Killing Its Iconic Comic Strip http://t.co/0LfHX8qU #fb Sat Dec 01 14:38:23 +0000 2012
- Non-NIH health sciences funding opportunities for graduate students: http://t.co/QmYFonsn #fb Sat Dec 01 14:20:59 +0000 2012
- Been working since 6:30AM and the inbox is only down to 212!!!! #fb Sat Dec 01 14:17:52 +0000 2012
- @dkaykay11 Audrey’s lone dog doesn’t count Sat Dec 01 14:04:00 +0000 2012
- OttawaU needs a puppy room http://t.co/ueg0Dhh6 #fb Sat Dec 01 13:37:18 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard boooo Sat Dec 01 13:19:27 +0000 2012
- A search for “charles krauthammer is an asshole” results in 280 hits #fb Sat Dec 01 12:03:07 +0000 2012
- Separated at Birth, part 36: Charles Krauthammer and a certain seasonal character. (Suggested by O.G.) http://t.co/8Xg1nQYb Sat Dec 01 12:02:06 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard so you moved again? Sat Dec 01 11:54:00 +0000 2012
- @dianamchard your profile still says “Halifax.” LIAR! Sat Dec 01 11:46:03 +0000 2012
- :Twitter haiku 332: “Man with deep knowledge / Of Spanish men named Peter / Is a pedrofile” #fb Sat Dec 01 02:42:57 +0000 2012
- Humans have stripes! Auuuugh!! http://t.co/aEyNG9jp #fb Sat Dec 01 02:37:53 +0000 2012
- Gonna watch me some “Scream of the Shalka.” The geeks know what I’m on about. #DrWho #fb Sat Dec 01 02:34:30 +0000 2012
- @rondia @munkdebate now that I’m a Lord of Sealand, perhaps I can also aspire to be hegemon of that Principality Sat Dec 01 01:35:56 +0000 2012
- @rondia @munkdebate that’s why I thought of it! Rewatching the debate now Sat Dec 01 01:21:32 +0000 2012
- Let’s all try to use the word “hegemon” at least once a day #fb Sat Dec 01 00:58:03 +0000 2012
- Peanut butter and mayonnaise, you say? Colour me intrigued. #fb Sat Dec 01 00:54:21 +0000 2012
- The wonders of coffee. I call it “learning juice.” http://t.co/ONmGEtYc #fb Fri Nov 30 15:49:51 +0000 2012
- Will today be a productive work day? Will it? WILL IT??? #fb Fri Nov 30 15:46:31 +0000 2012
- @jpli18 @Asnsploitation mayyyyybe. send deets Fri Nov 30 04:59:08 +0000 2012
- Meh #fb Fri Nov 30 04:14:48 +0000 2012
- Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Nov 30 04:05:07 +0000 2012
- RT @LifeOfNatalia: Just found one of my professors twitter. This must be what it’s like to see a unicorn Fri Nov 30 03:20:40 +0000 2012
- @ErinYiranLiu oops, got your twitter name wrong 🙁 Fri Nov 30 03:19:48 +0000 2012
- @Kutchinbird MiLord still responsible for someone’s marks #pettyprofessor Thu Nov 29 22:22:14 +0000 2012