Twitter Tweets from 2013-1-3 to 2013-1-20

Backed up tweets from Jan 3, 2013 to Jan 20, 2013, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Things I’ve learned today, episode 12: “West Side Story” was originally titled, “East Side Story” #truestory #fb Sun Jan 20 16:17:17 +0000 2013
Inside-out face illusion http://t.co/nEQeuueO #fb Sun Jan 20 15:42:25 +0000 2013
Apparently God *loves* fags #fb http://t.co/0hKJcPtb Sat Jan 19 20:27:51 +0000 2013
More drunken yoga poses. http://t.co/hDaTSPgX #fb Sat Jan 19 20:12:40 +0000 2013
The choice before me: (1) snack (2) nap (3) workout. Now accepting votes. #fb Sat Jan 19 20:08:01 +0000 2013
@docblw @LoganNZed planning a romantic weekend with the wife? Sat Jan 19 19:49:44 +0000 2013
Yep: medical student reading about make-up during a medical lecture. Doesn’t fill me with confidence if I get sick http://t.co/qNfL00Kh Sat Jan 19 19:48:10 +0000 2013
Med school professor asks challenging question about proper ventilator usage. Student in 3rd row is Googling “makeup tips”. #worried #fb Sat Jan 19 18:49:48 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed that’s where the poop comes out Sat Jan 19 18:45:48 +0000 2013
My incredulous look http://t.co/GvfX8eAg Sat Jan 19 18:32:18 +0000 2013
@RedParrots now I feel like a “special” child in need of reinforcement Sat Jan 19 18:00:39 +0000 2013
Giving travel ethics lecture to @DickLee066 and other med students makes me wish I was 24 and in medical school. And taller. #fb Sat Jan 19 17:57:36 +0000 2013
RT @HansRosling: In countries with fhort lifespan & very large families terror, fanatism & warlords thrive. As shown by Gapminde … Sat Jan 19 17:52:26 +0000 2013
@DickLee066 @justinjag you keep telling yourself that Sat Jan 19 15:32:59 +0000 2013
Fringe finale: meh #fb Sat Jan 19 07:47:52 +0000 2013
Just gave one of my trees (named Oliver) away to a deserving home. Why do I feel so guilty? #fb http://t.co/nE4CTYk9 Sat Jan 19 03:26:55 +0000 2013
Beans and rice make me happy #fb Fri Jan 18 23:57:52 +0000 2013
Dear RBC telemarketers: You are now on my “blocked calls” list. Unfortunate, since I’m an RBC client. #fb Fri Jan 18 23:13:44 +0000 2013
@20YS get in line, baby Fri Jan 18 23:11:34 +0000 2013
@20YS well at least I’m delicious Fri Jan 18 21:48:52 +0000 2013
You know you’re tired when you’d rather drop and nap where you are, rather than walk 12 feet to your bed #fb Fri Jan 18 21:46:58 +0000 2013
@20YS I’m a bacon sandwich? Fri Jan 18 21:45:49 +0000 2013
I have a dream. And in this dream, all my grad students defend their theses within the next 18 months. #fb Fri Jan 18 21:22:12 +0000 2013
Just got tickets for Robert Fisk at Carleton U on Tue Jan 22 2013 http://t.co/p2SVUMXD Fri Jan 18 18:40:30 +0000 2013
Windsor-based epidemiology job opportunity http://t.co/p7A4G74y #fb Fri Jan 18 18:23:28 +0000 2013
Definition of an ass hat http://t.co/EjvyZcKQ #fb Fri Jan 18 17:10:25 +0000 2013
@dianamchard PS, nice new profile pic! Fri Jan 18 02:15:59 +0000 2013
Zoddammit, it’s muthafrakking cold outside! #fb Fri Jan 18 02:15:37 +0000 2013
Looking for study participants. You get $40 to amazon.ca! Contact @J_Ged http://t.co/nm1UyRde #fb Thu Jan 17 20:16:33 +0000 2013
@dianamchard it’s almost like you work in nutrition or something Thu Jan 17 20:14:43 +0000 2013
I love natural peanut butter. But that layer of oil on top is pretty gross. #fb Thu Jan 17 18:27:44 +0000 2013
Inbox down to two digits… just in time for lunch #fb Thu Jan 17 18:11:03 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc we guyanese have that gene Thu Jan 17 16:38:49 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc i know what you were referring to Thu Jan 17 16:30:56 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc just wait till my hammock arrives Thu Jan 17 16:27:14 +0000 2013
I think I’ll make this tonight http://t.co/HUMvlecm #fb Thu Jan 17 16:08:35 +0000 2013
@smay091 It’s okay. I have that effect on people. Thu Jan 17 15:26:10 +0000 2013
@smay091 mmmmm yes? Thu Jan 17 14:43:55 +0000 2013
4:AM. Time for my 4 hours of sleep. #fb Thu Jan 17 09:09:52 +0000 2013
My favourite stoner @joerogan interviews my favourite scientist @neiltyson http://t.co/uOrQsqod #fb Thu Jan 17 07:33:17 +0000 2013
opera cat http://t.co/buyXSjdE Thu Jan 17 07:27:35 +0000 2013
Stupid cat http://t.co/QBWMyqVJ Thu Jan 17 04:57:35 +0000 2013
Holy crap, I just realized that the ENTIRE CAST of Diff’rent Strokes is dead… except for Todd Bridges. #fb Thu Jan 17 04:47:48 +0000 2013
Whatchew talkin’ bout, Mr Drummond? http://t.co/Y7xbWZgV #fb Thu Jan 17 04:39:51 +0000 2013
when @SirPatStew was knighted http://t.co/aREto1u4 Thu Jan 17 04:34:54 +0000 2013
Apparently I resemble this dog 63%, according to http://t.co/03GguHE3 http://t.co/RphXZ6Jt Thu Jan 17 04:24:58 +0000 2013
Pikajew. What? http://t.co/fLUPazc1 Thu Jan 17 03:56:23 +0000 2013
Another one for @SirPatStew ‘s collection http://t.co/9DPg45Bv Thu Jan 17 03:55:56 +0000 2013
Yep today’s tweets are all about @SirPatStew lookalikes! http://t.co/VQxG2LDd Thu Jan 17 03:48:49 +0000 2013
GTFO! Capt Patrick Stewart is REAL and he’s not @SirPatStew http://t.co/Pzx5mgVY Thu Jan 17 03:44:21 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed old meaning was fine Thu Jan 17 03:26:30 +0000 2013
You will never look at @SirPatStew (Patrick Stewart) the same way again http://t.co/qCb7dJ6t Thu Jan 17 03:13:18 +0000 2013
Sick of stereotypes? http://t.co/OhCYvNr3 Thu Jan 17 03:10:12 +0000 2013
Mind. Blown. http://t.co/VfpMsF01 Thu Jan 17 03:08:53 +0000 2013
Is this where we are now? Really? http://t.co/s7fc0QhT Thu Jan 17 03:03:57 +0000 2013
Shit just got real http://t.co/GCW7ohj0 Thu Jan 17 03:01:01 +0000 2013
Remarkable resemblance http://t.co/x9pOJ9vs Thu Jan 17 02:55:18 +0000 2013
Yoga vs Booze http://t.co/lSvECPkz #fb Thu Jan 17 02:44:07 +0000 2013
@the_jessmister amazon! Thu Jan 17 02:31:05 +0000 2013
Fancy dinner at Oz Cafe #fb http://t.co/UxjppgIc Thu Jan 17 00:25:57 +0000 2013
It’s official. I just bought a hammock for my office. Wed Jan 16 20:59:23 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed http://t.co/8OVnMazx Wed Jan 16 20:44:12 +0000 2013
@RedParrots hmm http://t.co/8OVnMazx Wed Jan 16 20:44:08 +0000 2013
Am looking for a portable hammock with its own stands that I can put in my office. Does such a thing exist? #fb Wed Jan 16 18:55:03 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed what we need are realistic blowjob machines Wed Jan 16 18:37:35 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed We’ll be growing kids in tanks soon enough, so I wouldn’t worry about it. Wed Jan 16 18:20:26 +0000 2013
“Sex at dawn”. Makes sense. http://t.co/5LugkR5e Wed Jan 16 17:41:57 +0000 2013
New Study Shows Anti-Choice Policies Leading to Widespread Arrests of and Forced Interventions on Pregnant Women http://t.co/BfmUwqRV #fb Wed Jan 16 17:34:15 +0000 2013
@sree Hey you made this list! http://t.co/G9BHRiJl Wed Jan 16 17:32:14 +0000 2013
@GenBois Oh I’m all about napping Wed Jan 16 17:31:41 +0000 2013
@GenBois you so smart. Wed Jan 16 17:18:42 +0000 2013
Damn it! They just install a window on my office door. So much for napping. #fb Wed Jan 16 17:00:38 +0000 2013
What I’ve learned from a stroll through campus: ain’t no such thing as a truly free T-shirt #uottawa #fb Wed Jan 16 16:29:27 +0000 2013
@jpli18 And my work here is done Wed Jan 16 15:02:57 +0000 2013
Tom Cruise has a tooth at the exact centre of his face http://t.co/3OBYRntT Wed Jan 16 13:40:34 +0000 2013
Why can’t I have *THIS* work station? http://t.co/RoGqaElV Wed Jan 16 13:37:48 +0000 2013
MLK http://t.co/g8jJds0h Wed Jan 16 13:28:03 +0000 2013
I’ve developed a new love for graffiti #fb http://t.co/tXlsiI6m Wed Jan 16 13:11:28 +0000 2013
Unfortunate name http://t.co/6mUVe9xI #fb Wed Jan 16 13:09:08 +0000 2013
My previous link reminds me of the time a student asked me, “Is Swaziland a real place or did you just make it up?” Wed Jan 16 12:44:48 +0000 2013
Professor says students can’t identify continents on map http://t.co/kbhwPyQl #fb Wed Jan 16 12:43:52 +0000 2013
Deaf Belgian Twins, Euthanized After Starting To Turn Blind http://t.co/Q10iDgz0 #fb Wed Jan 16 12:24:39 +0000 2013
So many assholes on Ebay #fb http://t.co/Ov4NlS9E Wed Jan 16 12:06:10 +0000 2013
After messing with cables, connections, providers, and DNS settings, all I really needed to do was press the reset button on my router #duh Wed Jan 16 11:58:29 +0000 2013
Yeah I’m one of those guys who photographs his food #fb http://t.co/hV7Ula35 Wed Jan 16 00:15:03 +0000 2013
Just had my inaugural nap in my new office #fb Tue Jan 15 22:36:21 +0000 2013
“I’m glad to have been a kid in the sixties, at the perfect balance of technology and utter disregard for child safety.” -Anonymous #fb Tue Jan 15 20:54:57 +0000 2013
Always fun when a patronizing Creationist senator gets bitch slapped http://t.co/9RX5G2vv #fb Tue Jan 15 20:52:59 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill you needed a new one? Tue Jan 15 18:11:12 +0000 2013
“The easier it is to draw the outline a state, the harder it is to live in that state.” -Demetri Martin #fb Tue Jan 15 16:52:27 +0000 2013
RT @Shehbazzz: Thank you @deonandan for teaching us all the stats we have to know for #AnalyticalChemistry! Our prof doesn’t know how to … Tue Jan 15 16:18:19 +0000 2013
5:AM. Inbox at 105. I think I deserve 5 hours of sleep tonight. #fb Tue Jan 15 10:15:12 +0000 2013
Martin Luther King would have been 84 today #fb Tue Jan 15 08:59:34 +0000 2013
Anyone else in Ottawa having Rogers/TekSavvy connection issues right now? #fb Tue Jan 15 08:42:09 +0000 2013
Hitler cat #fb http://t.co/cElkxcpa Tue Jan 15 08:40:39 +0000 2013
Just watched an MMA fight between a guy called The War Master and a guy named Nandor. That’s why I love this sport. #fb Tue Jan 15 08:24:31 +0000 2013
My internet is down. Kind of cool to be doing all my work on my phone. #fb Tue Jan 15 08:11:52 +0000 2013
Anybody else having troubles connecting on TekSavvy right now? #fb Tue Jan 15 07:19:45 +0000 2013
Yes, you may call me MiLord #fb http://t.co/C2FaJuXf Tue Jan 15 06:42:33 +0000 2013
Currently watching this: Dr Who animation! http://t.co/UxXIlKJd #fb Tue Jan 15 05:43:19 +0000 2013
I just learned a new word… from The Simpsons http://t.co/Ge6vLXYL #fb Tue Jan 15 04:40:19 +0000 2013
Hey, wait a second…. #fb http://t.co/0cIwNxh4 Tue Jan 15 03:30:39 +0000 2013
The times are a-changin’ #f http://t.co/69Ie9D5D Tue Jan 15 02:52:30 +0000 2013
http://t.co/4EQkgPLs Tue Jan 15 02:13:55 +0000 2013
Time for some post-burger horizontality #fb Mon Jan 14 23:51:43 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed Harvey can eat my hot dog Mon Jan 14 23:51:25 +0000 2013
Sweet ol’ Biology http://t.co/VMQYy8XS #fb Mon Jan 14 23:43:35 +0000 2013
Stupid pandas http://t.co/dL7tDHzP #fb Mon Jan 14 23:37:57 +0000 2013
The Brazilian Treehopper may be the strangest creature we’ve ever laid eyes on http://t.co/2Uudbjqv #fb Mon Jan 14 23:01:02 +0000 2013
I’m off to get a Harvey’s burger. Don’t judge me. #fb Mon Jan 14 22:57:26 +0000 2013
Hmm. This week, people found my website after Googling “humping” and “fat Asians.” Write your own joke. #fb Mon Jan 14 22:35:47 +0000 2013
For Zod’s Sake, Go Get a Flu Shot http://t.co/WYGZvclx Mon Jan 14 18:32:27 +0000 2013
It’s 6:AM and my inbox is down to 98. Sigh. Time for my 3 hours of sleep. Mon Jan 14 11:05:06 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed hey it’s 4:50AM here. Only I may be tired. Mon Jan 14 09:48:53 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed “who’s”? Mon Jan 14 09:36:45 +0000 2013
Do you see it? #fb http://t.co/PtjDCesn Mon Jan 14 09:29:28 +0000 2013
Time paradox #fb http://t.co/UlTYrmQo Mon Jan 14 09:28:37 +0000 2013
Ha! http://t.co/y8TwgMaO #fb Mon Jan 14 08:37:07 +0000 2013
Just printed a document wirelessly from my phone. Not a big deal, I know. But it’s pretty damned cool. #fb Mon Jan 14 07:51:52 +0000 2013
Go to Google Dashboard and see which websites can access your personal information! A little spooky. #fb Mon Jan 14 07:39:24 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed I know you will. Eww. Mon Jan 14 06:51:36 +0000 2013
Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species http://t.co/l1CVCXpt #fb Mon Jan 14 05:23:54 +0000 2013
Tool frontman chokes out an asshole fan… all while continuing to perform the song. Kinda surreal. http://t.co/Yv5d3zsR Mon Jan 14 02:01:11 +0000 2013
Here’s the repository of all the Aaron Swartz tribute downloads http://t.co/p7Qbjd1c #pdftribute Mon Jan 14 01:07:05 +0000 2013
Why is “Richard Gere” trending on Twitter? #fb Mon Jan 14 00:59:49 +0000 2013
Mine have always been online: http://t.co/VntF61w0 #pdftribute Mon Jan 14 00:46:39 +0000 2013
In tribute to Aaron Swartz, academics are dumping our papers freely online and using hashthag #pdftribute Mon Jan 14 00:45:05 +0000 2013
Breathtaking footage of the moon from NASA’s GRAIL mission http://t.co/iXxK9bFV Mon Jan 14 00:41:25 +0000 2013
So much for the carb-free weekend. #fb Mon Jan 14 00:16:43 +0000 2013
“Pornography: I’ll come to it later.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sun Jan 13 02:06:00 +0000 2013
Pretty impressive magic trick. Tell me how it’s done and I’ll telepathically send you a prize. http://t.co/Y2Xq9HMN #fb Sat Jan 12 22:45:48 +0000 2013
“There’s a thin line between obsessive and compulsive. It’s a hyphen.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 22:18:11 +0000 2013
old photos that really aren’t photoshopped http://t.co/Ex3wGZe6 #fb Sat Jan 12 22:02:14 +0000 2013
Apparently 9/11 wasn’t the first time an airplane struck a Manhattan skyscraper http://t.co/Qpsehkgq #fb Sat Jan 12 21:52:18 +0000 2013
@RedParrots he’s funny Sat Jan 12 21:21:48 +0000 2013
“Last year I donated a kidney. Of course, they wanted to know where I got it from.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 21:06:18 +0000 2013
“A lot of people think pedophiles shouldn’t be allowed to live near schools. But it does reduce their carbon footprint.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 21:01:39 +0000 2013
“I’ve created a foundation for battered women. It’s really thick to hide the bruising.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 19:16:56 +0000 2013
“Confetti is a fertility blessing, representing the ‘seed of man’; accurate since most of it ends up in the bride’s hair.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 19:10:07 +0000 2013
“If you Scottish ever find a way to deep fry whiskey, you are fucked.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 19:05:09 +0000 2013
“The main reason Americans don’t have passports is that they have trouble fitting into photo booths.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 19:04:40 +0000 2013
“Doesn’t ‘Nazi Gold’ sound like their greatest hits?” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 18:57:12 +0000 2013
“Fact: People in the UK are at least an inch taller than we were 20 yrs ago. That’s because 20 yrs ago we were all children.” -Jimmy Carr Sat Jan 12 18:55:07 +0000 2013
“The first guy who convinced blind people to wear sunglasses must have been a hell of a salesman.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 18:50:50 +0000 2013
“Nottingham is the gun capital of the UK. Know what Nottingham needs? A sheriff.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Sat Jan 12 18:40:53 +0000 2013
@GenBois sucka Sat Jan 12 17:39:14 +0000 2013
@J_Ged ha! Sadly, just my ADHD Sat Jan 12 17:27:12 +0000 2013
Happiness is: waking up Saturday morning in a very clean and overly humid condo, with breakfast already made in the slow cooker. Winning #fb Sat Jan 12 17:00:47 +0000 2013
Bad news: two of my monstrous plants are now probably dead. Good news: I have 20% more living space! #fb Sat Jan 12 05:59:09 +0000 2013
In an all-advised attempt to trim my remaining plants, I fear I may have committed mass vegicide #fb Sat Jan 12 05:27:26 +0000 2013
@kaznakamura Not recommended as an anal salve, either Sat Jan 12 05:26:55 +0000 2013
@kaznakamura hair loss one was mine. never, um, massage your scalp after eating indian food. Sat Jan 12 04:58:03 +0000 2013
Just typed “Why is my” in Google. Looks like there are a lot of stressed peeps out there. #fb http://t.co/1DyMnUo3 Sat Jan 12 04:49:10 +0000 2013
Excellent graphic showing asteroids’ close shaves with Earth http://t.co/zrI0lrFo #fb Sat Jan 12 03:24:03 +0000 2013
RT @EliBraden: Sad to think all the dogs from “Who Let the Dogs Out?” are probably dead by now 🙁 Sat Jan 12 03:22:25 +0000 2013
Cool little story. Read to the end. http://t.co/GmGCZtab #fb Sat Jan 12 03:09:05 +0000 2013
@jodster36 Plus, many people misdiagnose a severe cold as the flu. Vaccine prevents the 2nd, not the 1st. Sat Jan 12 02:29:34 +0000 2013
@jodster36 It doesn’t always prevent the flu. Very often it lessens the symptoms and/or shortens the duration of suffering by several days. Sat Jan 12 02:28:13 +0000 2013
@jodster36 False. Vaccine covers 90% of current strains, and is 62% effective. Sat Jan 12 02:13:21 +0000 2013
@anjali_handa @Daniel_Pillai i’m an educator. I must educate. Sat Jan 12 02:06:52 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 Now you tell me Sat Jan 12 02:06:04 +0000 2013
@anjali_handa @Daniel_Pillai Taco Bell is not Mexican food Sat Jan 12 02:04:30 +0000 2013
RT @hrana: There is something amusing about patients scrambling to get a flu shot NOW rather than last fall when everyone else got them. Sat Jan 12 01:29:34 +0000 2013
@mgradeen they’re too afraid to tell me Sat Jan 12 00:59:27 +0000 2013
I still don’t understand why this guy is in “prison.” Isn’t he simply an enemy soldier? http://t.co/Jva5qhJ8 Sat Jan 12 00:44:36 +0000 2013
FYI: current flu shot: 90% match with circulating strains, 55% effective with influenza A & 70% effective with inf B. 62% effective overall Sat Jan 12 00:42:09 +0000 2013
@loriabrooks Unknown. But this season’s vaccine is 62% effective, which is 62% better than 0%. Sat Jan 12 00:22:52 +0000 2013
7.3% of deaths in USA last week were caused by .-wait for it- the flu. If only we had some sort of vaccine to prevent this horrible scourge. Sat Jan 12 00:07:00 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie I’m amazed women don’t have boobs in the back, as well, to balance out the weight. And for slow dancing. Sat Jan 12 00:05:23 +0000 2013
Well this is new: New island emerges off German coast http://t.co/6cbllPWt #fb Sat Jan 12 00:04:01 +0000 2013
Flu vaccine shortage? http://t.co/l97i8Lzd Fri Jan 11 23:58:44 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie Oh. I’m not that familiar with lady parts, as I rarely have access to them. Fri Jan 11 23:42:31 +0000 2013
RT @rickygervais: “@RobertJefferie2: Maybe God put the fossils in the ground to test our faith?” And the fossils in the Vatican to test … Fri Jan 11 23:38:22 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie gastro has been good to you Fri Jan 11 23:38:09 +0000 2013
@Cmdr_Hadfield has coolest Tweets ever. But he’s doing it from space, so that’s cheating. #fb Fri Jan 11 23:21:41 +0000 2013
RT @Cmdr_Hadfield: Tonight’s finale: Space-age laser weapons! Okay… they’re actually just pressure sensors for the toilet. http://t.co … Fri Jan 11 23:21:05 +0000 2013
RT @piersmorgan: But they can abuse/ridicule/threaten me all they like, I couldn’t give a damn. America needs better gun control – and n … Fri Jan 11 23:20:40 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie Those are HUGE nipples. You should see someone about that. Fri Jan 11 23:19:07 +0000 2013
Today is the birthday of Canada’s first Prime Minister #sirjohnamacdonald For those who care #fb Fri Jan 11 23:16:30 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed cat roulette is what I play when…. oh never mind Fri Jan 11 23:14:59 +0000 2013
RT @MrDanielTosh: Girls on Periods – I’m fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You’re cute. Fuck off. Fuc … Fri Jan 11 23:01:24 +0000 2013
RT @nytimeshealth: Flu Vaccine Safe for Children Allergic to Eggs, Doctors Say http://t.co/tDlT7quL Fri Jan 11 23:01:03 +0000 2013
All my tweets, translated into whatever Snoop Dogg speaks http://t.co/tknAYwMd #fb Fri Jan 11 22:56:43 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie so many possible jokes, so little time Fri Jan 11 22:48:19 +0000 2013
Taking a nap, eating curry, watching TV, THEN AND ONLY THEN I will answer all your bloody emails. #fb Fri Jan 11 22:46:21 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed um, CHAT roulette Fri Jan 11 22:45:03 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed only during cat roulette Fri Jan 11 22:44:55 +0000 2013
I’m not much for celebrity stories, but this is sort of interesting http://t.co/SKsDAPnU #fb Fri Jan 11 20:18:23 +0000 2013
I resolve to learn to put my pants on both legs at a time, just to disprove the old adage. #fb Fri Jan 11 19:51:06 +0000 2013
“Dog shaved like lion sets off panic in Virginia.” I am without words. http://t.co/rxxWZsO5 #fb Fri Jan 11 19:44:54 +0000 2013
@piersmorgan gets flu shot tonight, topping off a week of pricks on his show #fb Fri Jan 11 17:10:53 +0000 2013
At what point does freezing rain officially become hail? #fb Fri Jan 11 16:51:32 +0000 2013
@MaduraSundar if someone had wired their mouth corners to a bomb, then yes Fri Jan 11 16:21:25 +0000 2013
Epi students, this article is bleeding with poor methology and endless types of biases. How many can you identify? http://t.co/1XeVCMf1 #fb Fri Jan 11 16:14:16 +0000 2013
Cocktail for today: narcotics and laxatives Fri Jan 11 13:15:29 +0000 2013
Toronto-based job in Epidemiology or Public Health http://t.co/Qq1D57JR #fb Fri Jan 11 12:50:04 +0000 2013
Ah, sweet NyQuil, I am your bitch. Fri Jan 11 05:08:55 +0000 2013
“A majority of people have an above average number of legs.” http://t.co/yzW16hJ9 #fb Fri Jan 11 04:56:15 +0000 2013
Is this why I’m not dead?: “Short sleepers function on four hours” http://t.co/xQcY3DHL #fb Fri Jan 11 04:49:58 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. then God created woman. Since then, neither God Nor Man … Fri Jan 11 04:48:04 +0000 2013
An interview with “La Presse”, you say? I don’t think I can sound smart in French 🙁 #fb Fri Jan 11 04:47:30 +0000 2013
@acurrie might have to go old, like HTC MyTouch 4G Slide Fri Jan 11 04:37:18 +0000 2013
@acurrie in market for new phone. must have physical QWERTY. Any suggestions? Fri Jan 11 04:21:45 +0000 2013
Suzanne Somers: Adam Lanza’s diet may have contributed to shooting. Me: why are we listening to Suzanne Somers? http://t.co/v6UmRKSd #fb Fri Jan 11 04:14:55 +0000 2013
Maybe the Mayans were off by a decade or two http://t.co/HS26nZ6B #fb Fri Jan 11 03:51:49 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie again Fri Jan 11 01:38:58 +0000 2013
@gbahadur Globally delete every instance of the word “very” Fri Jan 11 01:25:38 +0000 2013
“@AndersonCooper: CDC expects flu will kill 50K people in months! @drsanjaygupta tells us how we can protect ourselves” Uh, get vaccinated? Fri Jan 11 01:22:59 +0000 2013
RT @andersoncooper: CDC expects flu will kill some 50,000 people in next few months! @drsanjaygupta tells us how we can protect ourselve … Fri Jan 11 01:20:44 +0000 2013
RT @dianamchard: Dr Oz simplified: RT “@PharmacistScott: @dianamchard @JacobChard “@DrOz says “X”. The science says otherwise.”” Fri Jan 11 01:19:53 +0000 2013
RT @Salon: Loudest pro-gun voices on Twitter silent following today’s California school shootings http://t.co/sniSv27L #GunControl Fri Jan 11 01:14:13 +0000 2013
RT @Token12ga: The gun control debate has exposed a lot of crazy lately, I hope the trend continues.. Fri Jan 11 01:12:52 +0000 2013
Ted Nugent’s open letter to Joe Biden is surprisingly lucid http://t.co/PBfsjnUz #fb Fri Jan 11 01:04:22 +0000 2013
I don’t think I like the disturbing currently trending hash tag #RIPTedNugent Fri Jan 11 01:00:24 +0000 2013
First epidemiology class of the semester done, and I didn’t make a single reference to my genitalia! #progress Fri Jan 11 00:57:15 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca How about Maude? Not quite a lady’s name, since it sort of sounds like a 1920s foppish British male novelist Fri Jan 11 00:49:59 +0000 2013
@PagahMirzakhali sneaky Thu Jan 10 21:43:50 +0000 2013
@PagahMirzakhali you’re going to be soooo disappointed 😉 Thu Jan 10 21:38:02 +0000 2013
RT @HuffingtonPost: Judge: Texas school can force students to wear GPS tracking IDs http://t.co/bTf3Xzt5 Thu Jan 10 21:32:38 +0000 2013
Teaching the first epidemiology class of the semester in an hour. Who’s excited? #fb Thu Jan 10 21:31:14 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca Must our name be Dan? Thu Jan 10 21:20:20 +0000 2013
NRA members should use this weapon exclusively http://t.co/08ymSLF4 Thu Jan 10 21:04:44 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca Finally, someone who understands! Thu Jan 10 20:55:18 +0000 2013
So pleased that I finally used my immersion soup blender for immersion soup blending #fb Thu Jan 10 20:45:45 +0000 2013
Look at this graph #guncontrol http://t.co/IxS1erj6 Thu Jan 10 20:39:32 +0000 2013
@rondia Does no one appreciate my enthusiasm for my soup? Thu Jan 10 20:15:53 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca I didn’t mention I was in my underwear, with internet porn playing in the background Thu Jan 10 20:14:23 +0000 2013
Alone in my condo, I just exclaimed aloud, “Fuck, man, that’s good soup!” #fb Thu Jan 10 20:12:10 +0000 2013
@BesmaSoltan 🙂 Thu Jan 10 20:04:16 +0000 2013
Why we need gun control: http://t.co/6TnVjkjl Thu Jan 10 19:59:45 +0000 2013
“If you laid all of America’s guns end to end… Ted Nugent would ejaculate on them until they dissolved into dust.” -Bill Maher #fb Thu Jan 10 19:56:31 +0000 2013
Enter the world of weird: Glenn Beck talks about Alex Jones. The best part is the whackjobs commenting at the bottom http://t.co/6vLR6Coz Thu Jan 10 19:51:54 +0000 2013
@BesmaSoltan @SPEAKoutPoetry keep me informed! Thu Jan 10 19:48:37 +0000 2013
@BesmaSoltan it’s for hyperlinking to content on the same web page Thu Jan 10 19:33:41 +0000 2013
Dr Ray’s homemade vegetable soup #fb http://t.co/2JyN3xb1 Thu Jan 10 18:32:44 +0000 2013
RT @EWDolan: Actual motherfu*king snake spotted on actual motherfu*king plane http://t.co/9IwWeIOu Thu Jan 10 18:11:54 +0000 2013
RT @davidfrum: People say “gun control can’t stop mass shootings.” Except in every other country in the developed world. Thu Jan 10 18:11:37 +0000 2013
Another US school shooting today. Guess shooter was expressing his 2nd Amendment right to fight the tyranny of basic primary education. Thu Jan 10 18:11:13 +0000 2013
The advantage of being an incessant cook is that I had relatively fresh curry for breakfast #fb Thu Jan 10 16:45:09 +0000 2013
Calling all students! #CIHR TRAVEL AWARD. Due Jan 25. Can be used to attend #CSEB 2013 Conference #epidemiology https://t.co/2SvJvnLM #fb Thu Jan 10 14:32:23 +0000 2013
5:AM and I’m still working. Inbox down to 98. Time for my 3 hours of sleep… Thu Jan 10 09:51:00 +0000 2013
“Do you reckon girls who get [vajazzled] then go sunbathing and worry about a magpie stealing their clitoris?” -Paul Richard Thomas #fb Thu Jan 10 07:40:31 +0000 2013
I just realized J.R. Ewing was shot…. 33 years ago #gulp Thu Jan 10 06:08:44 +0000 2013
2062 years ago today, Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon Thu Jan 10 04:50:30 +0000 2013
@PagahMirzakhali I’m brown! from scratch, of course. Thu Jan 10 04:10:35 +0000 2013
@PagahMirzakhali oh, it was Thu Jan 10 04:07:07 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed he’s off with the dwarves to find Smaug’s gold Thu Jan 10 03:34:37 +0000 2013
Penis: mightier than the sword #fb Thu Jan 10 03:30:22 +0000 2013
For you medical types out there… this is gross http://t.co/V3dS9XkV Thu Jan 10 00:01:24 +0000 2013
Making curry #fb http://t.co/n39dyYPW Wed Jan 09 23:24:42 +0000 2013
Message from Canadian student on placement in Guyana: “Why doesn’t the word ‘I’ exist in Guyanese?” #fb Wed Jan 09 23:12:35 +0000 2013
Yes, this is being sold in the 21st century #eyeroll #fb http://t.co/3Q4HBa2X Wed Jan 09 21:46:07 +0000 2013
No… please Zod, no… http://t.co/kXHQOppy Wed Jan 09 21:44:43 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie Mono. Or AIDS. Wed Jan 09 21:30:18 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie I had two days of sialorrhea and a nasty cold. Had to stuff cotton balls into my mouth to get to sleep! Wed Jan 09 21:26:24 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie hey did you have a touch of sialorrhea this week, as well???!!! Wed Jan 09 21:24:10 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie #stillnotaeuphemism? Wed Jan 09 21:21:21 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie Fair warning: I can eat a lot of meatballs #notaeuphemism Wed Jan 09 21:18:53 +0000 2013
@zneilson20 @jamesmay021 Anything you could spraypaint about me in the bathroom is probably true anyway. Wed Jan 09 20:31:13 +0000 2013
Flu Season Has Boston Declaring Health Emergency. Again, if only we had some sort of vaccine… http://t.co/Em68irql #fb Wed Jan 09 20:16:36 +0000 2013
“Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.” #fb Wed Jan 09 20:13:52 +0000 2013
“If you don’t enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame.” Wed Jan 09 20:12:48 +0000 2013
“I always thought it would be my mum who would catch *me* masturbating.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 20:07:07 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie only if you’re buying me meatballs Wed Jan 09 19:59:14 +0000 2013
@jamesmay021 And the game is afoot Wed Jan 09 19:31:13 +0000 2013
@jamesmay021 Pick a number from 1-5, call it N. The Nth person who comes into class, I will choke out, and you can have his/her spot. Deal? Wed Jan 09 19:19:26 +0000 2013
Shark attack http://t.co/8kc5yKNq Wed Jan 09 19:15:38 +0000 2013
Fail. #fb http://t.co/Nw2IwswT Wed Jan 09 19:15:08 +0000 2013
Notice the geographical location… http://t.co/Eiv0pa7y Wed Jan 09 19:01:15 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed downloading now Wed Jan 09 18:56:17 +0000 2013
There was a time when comic books were just… weird http://t.co/2FsAW1hF Wed Jan 09 18:54:36 +0000 2013
Never let it be said I didn’t do the least I could do. I’m all about doing the least I can do. #fb Wed Jan 09 18:53:29 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 337 – “Impotent midget / Died from too much Viagra / Now a little stiff” Wed Jan 09 18:51:25 +0000 2013
Exactly! http://t.co/XyyrbhYI Wed Jan 09 18:50:13 +0000 2013
This is a comment on regional British colloquialisms. Nothing more. http://t.co/1gCQfPjy Wed Jan 09 18:49:08 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed he has a show? Wed Jan 09 18:48:46 +0000 2013
“Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:41:59 +0000 2013
“I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:41:34 +0000 2013
“Jesus loves you… He’s not ‘in love’ with you.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:40:20 +0000 2013
“The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:39:54 +0000 2013
“Boxers don’t have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don’t fancy each other.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:38:35 +0000 2013
“I’m not worried about the Third World War. That’s the Third World’s Problem.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:38:16 +0000 2013
penis http://t.co/EMXDcta7 Wed Jan 09 18:38:13 +0000 2013
“People with Tourettes…..What makes them tick?” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:37:06 +0000 2013
“I did a gig in the US once for the homeless. I said ‘It’s nice to see so many bums on seats’.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Jan 09 18:36:47 +0000 2013
Hey students, remember all those lectures I gave on the Demographic Transition? http://t.co/KlyXfUae #fb Wed Jan 09 18:35:06 +0000 2013
Now we know why Superman likes Lois Lane: she’s an idiot. And that makes him feel like a big man. http://t.co/i7gMMH9T Wed Jan 09 18:32:43 +0000 2013
Work, damn you, Robin! http://t.co/RjrXDzjj Wed Jan 09 18:26:42 +0000 2013
Not mine, but still funny: “I try to use ‘penis’ as my password for everything. But it keeps telling me ‘Sorry, it’s not long enough.'” #fb Wed Jan 09 18:26:34 +0000 2013
But THIS is my all-time favourite inappropriate Superman comic book cover http://t.co/pYAAxcaL #fb Wed Jan 09 18:00:54 +0000 2013
Gods don’t kill people… http://t.co/NiQMxsBe Wed Jan 09 17:54:23 +0000 2013
Today I look like a longshoreman #fb http://t.co/qLi24uiK Wed Jan 09 17:52:50 +0000 2013
“A clown is just a transvestite who doesn’t stop.” -Patton Oswalt #fb Wed Jan 09 16:42:47 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed I try to avoid them Wed Jan 09 16:32:16 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed That’s what I mean Wed Jan 09 09:34:11 +0000 2013
It’s amazing how often plant food kills plants. Good thing people food doesn’t work the same way #fb Wed Jan 09 09:28:35 +0000 2013
If Einstein were alive today, he’d be a bad-ass Tweeter #fb Wed Jan 09 07:30:07 +0000 2013
ZOMG Alex Jones is boasting that his name is trending after his nutbar explosion on CNN Wed Jan 09 07:11:18 +0000 2013
RT @JohnFugelsang: “And if I don’t get my refund it’s 1776 all over again!” -Alex Jones, on the phone w/the Extenze Customer Service Hotline Wed Jan 09 07:03:18 +0000 2013
I made someone’s top 20 list of funniest tweets! http://t.co/e7Yd8VGv #fb Wed Jan 09 06:34:04 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 ’cause you’re a bigger geek than me 🙂 Wed Jan 09 06:32:28 +0000 2013
@scottcowley @DrTwittenheimer @significance @DrMarkBurnley @MikeKSmith Sweet! Um, I mean… Tweet! Wed Jan 09 06:31:51 +0000 2013
This pointless reference to Jones et al (2006) is included only to satisfy Reviewer 2, who probably wrote it. #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:43:43 +0000 2013
Our results were reported in a series of tables, because bitches love tables #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:34:37 +0000 2013
I’m half-assing this section because this low impact, year old, open access journal will publish just about anything #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:29:12 +0000 2013
RT @DrTwittenheimer: What we lack in meaningful results we make up for with a witty pun in our title. #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:24:22 +0000 2013
The national surveys of India and China were combined because with a large sample size, we can prove whatever we want #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:18:49 +0000 2013
Subjects A, C, and F were excluded because they were fucking up the results we wanted #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:11:54 +0000 2013
Our systematic review employed whatever keywords got us a nice number of studies that were readable. #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:10:33 +0000 2013
We used the methods of Smith et al (2009) because I’m a co-author on that paper and I could use the added citation #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:03:44 +0000 2013
We used theme analysis for our focus group responses because who the fuck understands qualitative research anyway? #overlyhonestmethods Wed Jan 09 00:01:47 +0000 2013
Data were analyzed using SPSS, even though SAS is better, because we have a pirated version of SPSS that doesn’t expire #overlyhonestmethods Tue Jan 08 23:56:27 +0000 2013
REB application was deemed unnecessary because we really didn’t want to do it #overlyhonestmethods Tue Jan 08 23:54:08 +0000 2013
We employed these statistical analyses because they are the ones we actually know how to do #overlyhonestmethods Tue Jan 08 23:52:44 +0000 2013
If only we’d had GIFs when I was in high school, I would have actually understood Euler’s theorem http://t.co/a7SW41Mk Tue Jan 08 23:51:18 +0000 2013
Is it sad that I won’t read an xkcd comic with more than 3 panels of text? Tue Jan 08 23:47:06 +0000 2013
Feverishly stumbling through my condo bldg, unshaven, looking like drunken longshoreman. Pretty sure I scared away some potential buyers #fb Tue Jan 08 23:22:38 +0000 2013
The power of makeup http://t.co/bgvdvuHL @ErinYiranLiu Tue Jan 08 21:56:36 +0000 2013
Latest gift from a student: Lebanese coffee and Turkish delight! #fb Tue Jan 08 21:08:12 +0000 2013
Greatest. Thing. Ever. http://t.co/C9LzrAbm Tue Jan 08 20:15:33 +0000 2013
NatGeo has a series called “Wicked Tuna.” Sounds a tad like an STD. #fb Tue Jan 08 19:04:11 +0000 2013
@MaduraSundar *now* you tell me Tue Jan 08 18:39:26 +0000 2013
This clip is why I started watching “Community” http://t.co/WEVc9Ljy #fb Tue Jan 08 18:36:37 +0000 2013
Today’s annoyingly apropos word: “sialhorrhea” #fb Tue Jan 08 18:13:20 +0000 2013
So you’re saying I *shouldn’t* be chugging the NyQuil? #fb Tue Jan 08 18:09:21 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill http://t.co/Pbljw8aY Tue Jan 08 16:02:33 +0000 2013
Top 10 Challenges Facing Healthcare Workers http://t.co/2uyifp9C #fb Tue Jan 08 15:53:24 +0000 2013
“Flu outbreak crowding Canadian emergency rooms.” If only we had some sort of vaccine…. http://t.co/tHkLeofh #fb Tue Jan 08 15:37:18 +0000 2013
Starting the day with a drug-addled, phlegm-mediated conference call with a potential client #firstimpressions #fb Tue Jan 08 14:17:49 +0000 2013
New cold symptoms for me: excessive burping and maddening salivation. Argh! It’s like I have rabies or something. #fb Tue Jan 08 05:35:47 +0000 2013
“Basically, a rhino is a unicorn who didn’t moisturize.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Tue Jan 08 03:54:23 +0000 2013
A wanted ad http://t.co/GkgHNNL3 Mon Jan 07 20:51:39 +0000 2013
Arrrgh! Trying to be creative with a crippling, energy-draining cold. Only so much honey and tea I can drink. #fb Mon Jan 07 18:48:52 +0000 2013
Yeah! This is what I’m talking about: “NASA plan to capture an asteroid and turn it into a space station” http://t.co/QzoowA09 #fb Mon Jan 07 18:46:49 +0000 2013
“Wang” is sort of onomatopeia. Think about it. #fb Mon Jan 07 15:24:19 +0000 2013
Soooo…. Kate Bush is *not* a porn star? #fb Mon Jan 07 15:13:10 +0000 2013
“@HuffPostLive: Are some dogs racist? http://t.co/yWvFVl5l” @the_jessmister @CigaretsChill Mon Jan 07 14:05:35 +0000 2013
7:30AM and the inbox is down to 92. Time for bed. #fb Mon Jan 07 12:23:45 +0000 2013
Can someone please standardize universities’ online reference submission process? Formatting the bloody things eats hours! #fb Mon Jan 07 11:23:58 +0000 2013
Americans on Mars #fb http://t.co/47KQ99Ko Mon Jan 07 10:14:51 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed bah Mon Jan 07 10:12:23 +0000 2013
Water on Mars? #fb http://t.co/VHe2rGQF Mon Jan 07 10:04:31 +0000 2013
Dammit, I popped non-drowsy medication again at bedtime! Arrrrrrghghhhh! #fb Mon Jan 07 07:48:58 +0000 2013
Am I the only one who likes the taste of Listerine? #fb Mon Jan 07 05:54:27 +0000 2013
“Just because I imagined it, it doesn’t make it any less true” #fb Mon Jan 07 05:43:43 +0000 2013
Well, “bling” rhymes with “Singh”: Wealthy Indian spends £14,000 on a shirt made of GOLD to impress the ladies http://t.co/uEW2UBE9 #fb Mon Jan 07 05:25:32 +0000 2013
Health policy leadership fellowship program: http://t.co/nRqn5PCl #fb Mon Jan 07 04:47:29 +0000 2013
Clinton Presidential portrait http://t.co/pDjCOpmd Mon Jan 07 03:49:30 +0000 2013
Fun fact: Mathematician John Napier never went anywhere without a big black cock. (Rooster, you pervs.) #fb Mon Jan 07 03:41:38 +0000 2013
The Least Beautiful Campuses.. what would a Canadian list look like? http://t.co/mIxIpFhl #fb Mon Jan 07 03:25:53 +0000 2013
Shouldn’t it be “is” instead of “are”? http://t.co/kkmywsKL Mon Jan 07 03:22:14 +0000 2013
New flavour of Doritos http://t.co/TOeiKbmR Mon Jan 07 03:21:47 +0000 2013
@RedParrots 10 years ago. Only for driving, etc. But lately, more often. Mon Jan 07 00:25:42 +0000 2013
New glasses #fb http://t.co/5GbOHAhj Mon Jan 07 00:22:25 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed 6 fewer than last month Sun Jan 06 23:46:10 +0000 2013
Back in Ottawa. Only six of my plants are dead. #fb Sun Jan 06 23:38:50 +0000 2013
Oh you people with peanut butter allergies, you have no idea what you’re missing #omnomnom #fb Sun Jan 06 05:28:49 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia “D” for “delirium”? Sun Jan 06 01:15:43 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia All right, C+ for self-awareness Sun Jan 06 00:59:57 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia Or “C” for “can’t do it”, especially since “alright” is not a word #edjumacation Sun Jan 06 00:45:07 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia How about a “C” for “cheer up”? Sat Jan 05 23:49:36 +0000 2013
Another weird gun crime in Colorado? What’s going on there? Is it the lack of oxygen? #fb Sat Jan 05 23:10:43 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia “hope” is a strong word. Let’s not get carried away. Sat Jan 05 23:07:21 +0000 2013
The house from the Mary Tyler Moore Show is on sale! http://t.co/j4jXNtCG #fb Sat Jan 05 23:02:41 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia and this is why we are presumably in school http://t.co/udzveDjm Sat Jan 05 23:00:42 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia Ironic that I had that same expression whilst marking exams 😉 Sat Jan 05 22:46:00 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia I don’t know what that expression is supposed to mean, so I’ll just assume it’s amusement and approval Sat Jan 05 22:37:15 +0000 2013
@RedParrots thanks, but I can’t. we must have rules in a civilized society Sat Jan 05 21:47:16 +0000 2013
@RedParrots that would a good haiku. But now I can’t claim it 🙁 Sat Jan 05 20:15:25 +0000 2013
@anjali_handa now I need some special, um, alone time to contemplate that thought…. Sat Jan 05 20:14:56 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie MiLord is pleased Sat Jan 05 20:14:16 +0000 2013
“Corruption is deadly, but there’s a vaccine for that too—it’s called transparency” -@Bono #fb Sat Jan 05 20:13:41 +0000 2013
They should rename the ROM on Saturdays, “The Hall of Screaming Children” #fb Sat Jan 05 20:11:44 +0000 2013
@dianamchard I blame you Sat Jan 05 19:25:23 +0000 2013
If I had a bunny (or other furry rodent), I would name it, “Bobak The Great” #fb Sat Jan 05 19:25:02 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie sure. But I must be referred to as “the Lord Reverend Doctor” Deonandan Sat Jan 05 19:22:28 +0000 2013
You mean my ROM membership gets me a food discount? Now you tell me! #fb Sat Jan 05 19:21:49 +0000 2013
@RedParrots whatever your little heart desires, so long as there’s a scifi/fantasy connection. Sat Jan 05 18:37:49 +0000 2013
@dianamchard sounds like someone is having hot flashes Sat Jan 05 18:36:34 +0000 2013
@anjali_handa I’m offended that I was not there Sat Jan 05 18:35:28 +0000 2013
Am at the ROM, catching up on work. Look for the giant fat Buddha. That’s me. #fb Sat Jan 05 18:34:16 +0000 2013
ZOMG Hart House (U of T) has free massages on Mondays! #fb Sat Jan 05 17:52:33 +0000 2013
“Whoever snuck the ‘S’ into Fast Food …well played!” -somebody on Twitter #fb Sat Jan 05 15:22:56 +0000 2013
@acurrie @jpli18 hold the niece hostage for ransom of family love Sat Jan 05 15:22:21 +0000 2013
@acurrie asiaray likes his bacon fried in peanut oil. And he’s a ninja. A girl ninja. Sat Jan 05 15:21:38 +0000 2013
RT @JohnFugelsang: I like it when I’m putting my shoes, jacket & belt back on and Mr. TSA acts like I’m slowing down his day. Sat Jan 05 15:20:51 +0000 2013
Dipped in gravy! #fb http://t.co/QnjBDgzU Sat Jan 05 08:51:09 +0000 2013
What about the proctologist? http://t.co/lD1X51FI Sat Jan 05 08:49:43 +0000 2013
Procrastination, episode 3: looking up obscure combat “sports”, like “purring”. Yes, “purring”… http://t.co/4dxrjVKV #fb Sat Jan 05 07:49:15 +0000 2013
RT @WhatTheBit: It’s hard to believe that there was once a time when I thought Symbian was the most advanced operating system on the fac … Sat Jan 05 07:28:19 +0000 2013
Can I get this on my scooter? http://t.co/equ5hm9D #fb Sat Jan 05 06:19:42 +0000 2013
PS, this is “Ray of Gob” http://t.co/JAiR7diH Sat Jan 05 02:27:18 +0000 2013
This now surpasses “Ray of Gob” as my favourite mash-up http://t.co/2BRqdhAu Sat Jan 05 02:25:50 +0000 2013
@jpli18 the meatballs are actually monkeyballs Sat Jan 05 01:11:30 +0000 2013
@HuShuo Who needs celebrities following them anyway? That’s just creepy. Same with leaders of the free world. Sat Jan 05 01:11:16 +0000 2013
@HuShuo You’re being followed by Stephen Fry and Barack Obama? Kudos, sir. Sat Jan 05 00:39:32 +0000 2013
Slackers at liberal arts colleges are skewing the data: The Top 10 Most Stressful and Least Stressful Jobs http://t.co/h3O1WxLP Sat Jan 05 00:38:32 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 😮 Sat Jan 05 00:15:45 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 I see you’ve changed your hair Fri Jan 04 23:40:14 +0000 2013
Why am I back at Ikea for the 3rd time this week? #fb Fri Jan 04 22:14:20 +0000 2013
Why are redheads called gingers? Ginger isn’t orange. (Is it?) #fb Fri Jan 04 22:10:01 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 I see the threshold is low for what passes as cool these days Fri Jan 04 22:08:37 +0000 2013
RT @OMGFacts: RT@Sarcasm_Machine: Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused it in th … Fri Jan 04 06:33:44 +0000 2013
Could’ve pirated it, but I just bought the Joe Rogan stand-up video for $5 because I support reasonable pricing by artists who direct sell Fri Jan 04 06:32:34 +0000 2013
Seeing a lot of random ads in Toronto for school bus drivers. And I used to think it was a highly-trained and bonded profession! #fb Fri Jan 04 06:28:27 +0000 2013
@RobsonMackie sweet. get on that mutha! 🙂 Fri Jan 04 05:52:05 +0000 2013
Cool photos from WW1 and WW2 http://t.co/OkXsGmHk #fb Fri Jan 04 05:48:50 +0000 2013
5 obnoxious things that won’t go away. Numbers 4 and 5 particularly annoy me. http://t.co/orN6yRIt #fb Fri Jan 04 05:40:58 +0000 2013
For some reason, getting a lot of blog visits from Australia and France this week Fri Jan 04 04:25:26 +0000 2013
@jpli18 bah Fri Jan 04 04:10:34 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed ass-tapping is not tap dancing Fri Jan 04 03:38:54 +0000 2013
Just discovered someone I know is a WORLD CHAMPION TAP DANCER. Way cool. #fb Fri Jan 04 00:12:53 +0000 2013
Remembering Babylon 5 http://t.co/h27iud3M Thu Jan 03 22:02:34 +0000 2013
2012 Skiffy Year in Review http://t.co/Pb8yosAS Thu Jan 03 22:02:16 +0000 2013
@RobsonMackie up for writing new skiffy.ca articles in 2013? Thu Jan 03 22:01:32 +0000 2013
@RedParrots you need to write more articles for skiffy.ca! Thu Jan 03 22:01:07 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu you know that guy’s a fake, right? Thu Jan 03 21:30:02 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu Look who’s a fancy epidemiologist now Thu Jan 03 21:26:05 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu Like I read anything you send me Thu Jan 03 21:25:48 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed just the pubes Thu Jan 03 21:18:16 +0000 2013
Inbox down to two digits. I guess holiday is officially over. #fb Thu Jan 03 21:14:18 +0000 2013
Just threw out my cassette tapes featuring a live Flock of Seagulls concert. Yep, I was that guy in the 80s. #fb Thu Jan 03 20:57:53 +0000 2013
Further evidence that Ivy League schools are instituting a quota against Asian students http://t.co/yvp1U8NB @fb Thu Jan 03 20:38:06 +0000 2013
“If you are always on the right path / Man oh man / You are going the wrong way.” -Van Halen. Wisdom comes from unlikely sources. #fb Thu Jan 03 20:37:23 +0000 2013
When online dating meets a poor economy, we get http://t.co/EAMP5lh1 and http://t.co/JvOmKxYG #fb Thu Jan 03 20:10:12 +0000 2013
Possibly today’s most obsolete website http://t.co/HRCestTQ #fb Thu Jan 03 19:35:54 +0000 2013
How recreational drug use pushed the frontiers of science: http://t.co/RSw4AJ3y #fb Thu Jan 03 19:35:39 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed Bjorkwat Thu Jan 03 19:28:12 +0000 2013
Fascinating: the officialness of baby names in Iceland http://t.co/ddu7SS4L Thu Jan 03 19:06:32 +0000 2013
This story corrupt and unjust on many levels: Jeremy Hammond Faces Life Term for WikiLeaks and Hacked Stratfor Emails http://t.co/qw7b95KV Thu Jan 03 19:02:34 +0000 2013
Tata Group Launches Social Enterprise Challenge http://t.co/oYOXkYEL #fb Thu Jan 03 15:57:26 +0000 2013
@jpli18 Not if I drink enough blood Thu Jan 03 15:47:43 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed this dog has it beat http://t.co/AjnSsv4F Thu Jan 03 08:21:15 +0000 2013
Again, foul potato chip, thine tempting way hast bested me. No more! #fb Thu Jan 03 08:19:22 +0000 2013
Interesting blog celebrating the lives of silent film stars http://t.co/cEpgIxr9 #fb Thu Jan 03 08:07:35 +0000 2013
Check out the re-launch of my science fiction website, http://t.co/u0Qa5Kww #fb Thu Jan 03 07:50:54 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia you are someone’s thesis topic in waiting. And I mean that in the best way. Thu Jan 03 07:09:46 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia #learnings Thu Jan 03 06:58:11 +0000 2013
Made the mistake of watching “Rock of Ages.” The Russel Brand-Alec Baldwin romance was… unexpected. #fb Thu Jan 03 06:53:14 +0000 2013
Holy crap. A human slinky! http://t.co/4EvHpF37 #fb Thu Jan 03 06:08:46 +0000 2013
@LifeOfNatalia ha! Thu Jan 03 05:06:24 +0000 2013
Okay, now using TweetBackup to archive my pearls of wisdom. Let’s see if it works… #fb Thu Jan 03 05:02:43 +0000 2013
I’ve just joined @twissuescom. Discover what you tweeted about any issue at http://t.co/RfDKwNva Thu Jan 03 04:52:15 +0000 2013