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Twitter tweets from 2013-3-10 to 2013-3-31 – deonandia
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2013
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Twitter tweets from 2013-3-10 to 2013-3-31

My archived Twitter tweets from 2013-3-10 to 2013-3-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

 

  • And he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to get back in, crotch first http://t.co/ktXJdl4lfd Sun Mar 31 10:41:43 +0000 2013
  • I, on the other hand, enjoy having followers… http://t.co/10oIWiDthS Sun Mar 31 10:40:21 +0000 2013
  • When my spybot reports, ” Someone from India searched for you on Google”, should I be looking behind my back? #writingthisfromdelhi #fb Sun Mar 31 10:39:32 +0000 2013
  • Oh, there’s more… http://t.co/dtTxWM0dMa Sun Mar 31 10:38:40 +0000 2013
  • The homeopathic web comic… http://t.co/weGidD5G6s Sun Mar 31 10:35:21 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc i demand payment Sun Mar 31 10:25:29 +0000 2013
  • The Bowling Was Superfine http://t.co/x1wYBGQ6sP Sun Mar 31 10:09:34 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN I’m not about the money… but I am all about the credit! Sun Mar 31 09:03:08 +0000 2013
  • One of my short stories is reproduced in its entirety in this academic book. I don’t mind, but I wish I’d been told http://t.co/SSdbT7Yd8G Sun Mar 31 06:46:08 +0000 2013
  • http://t.co/WiGeAIf7I0 Sat Mar 30 18:50:09 +0000 2013
  • Tonight’s discovery: vodka and mango juice #fb Sat Mar 30 18:01:36 +0000 2013
  • A fistula tree? Don’t want to know how it got its name http://t.co/VCY7EW3mwD Sat Mar 30 17:22:06 +0000 2013
  • I sense a lawsuit a-brewing… http://t.co/3uhSjCn6zL Fri Mar 29 23:17:13 +0000 2013
  • I sense a lawsuit a-brewing… http://t.co/Gdz8VwzyRA Fri Mar 29 17:37:08 +0000 2013
  • I’m not done with them yet http://t.co/h6ex9WAu8t Fri Mar 29 17:27:37 +0000 2013
  • An actor backstage at a Delhi bazaar street theatre performance, waiting for his cue to go on stage… http://t.co/d7Xhetpv7I Fri Mar 29 16:36:15 +0000 2013
  • With every visit to India, I chuckle anew at the name of the company that makes all of the country’s toilets… http://t.co/bR0KHLeLPB Fri Mar 29 16:34:43 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed duh. i photoshopped the black to highlight the issue Thu Mar 28 22:05:41 +0000 2013
  • How Facebook girls take pictures http://t.co/3cHR0WkEOV Thu Mar 28 21:59:11 +0000 2013
  • For the record, I’ve always eaten my vegetables http://t.co/ZmYCGR3JwR Thu Mar 28 21:56:11 +0000 2013
  • RT @JohnFugelsang: Oxford English Dictionary has now added ‘LOL’ & has redefined ‘Derp’ as someone who writes ‘LOL’ after their own … Thu Mar 28 20:00:13 +0000 2013
  • For the record, I’ve always eaten my vegetables http://t.co/mfVf13rRB3 Thu Mar 28 19:59:52 +0000 2013
  • Sure wasn’t me http://t.co/wx2FoInZzs Thu Mar 28 19:58:55 +0000 2013
  • Underperforming on your nightmare quota? This will help: http://t.co/kCWU6jy8fo #fb Thu Mar 28 19:51:23 +0000 2013
  • Bono… http://t.co/1Z2Yhcp1Ub Thu Mar 28 18:59:34 +0000 2013
  • 35 Easter Bunnies more terrifying than a crucified man coming back from the dead. http://t.co/Jp4dDmfS1L #fb Thu Mar 28 18:51:13 +0000 2013
  • Someone just Googled “john walker raywat.” I felt a tremor in the Force #fb Thu Mar 28 18:33:41 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… when a poor wireless connection prevents me from participating in a Skyped committee meeting #fb Thu Mar 28 17:46:07 +0000 2013
  • Walter at the National Museum in New Delhi: http://t.co/2pHy5wdUet via @YouTube Thu Mar 28 16:44:25 +0000 2013
  • Walked by this one today. No comment. http://t.co/8sTsmuoOor Thu Mar 28 16:43:40 +0000 2013
  • @Kutchinbird bah Thu Mar 28 16:39:54 +0000 2013
  • @Kutchinbird smart kid Thu Mar 28 16:16:15 +0000 2013
  • @Kutchinbird Oh that explains it. Anyone who’s read the holy words of Deonandan deserves divine provedence from the hand of Moustache Man Thu Mar 28 16:09:10 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie If not, I’m arriving in Montreal the evening of April 6th. Haven’t decided when to come back, though. Thu Mar 28 16:08:03 +0000 2013
  • @WayneWtucker more likely people are too lazy to dig it out Thu Mar 28 16:07:28 +0000 2013
  • @Kutchinbird Jutai’s class? Thu Mar 28 16:06:54 +0000 2013
  • Ha! Those hideous MMA/UFC tattoos http://t.co/oMyzirTGGn #fb Thu Mar 28 15:48:14 +0000 2013
  • Because you don’t know where this camel has been, or with whom http://t.co/neUhMxnF8l Wed Mar 27 22:26:29 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie “the awkward partnership between global health, academia, and journalism”. And yes. April 7th at 10am ish Wed Mar 27 22:23:47 +0000 2013
  • While we’re at it, porn out of a can sounds appropriate… http://t.co/I18hUlnaii Wed Mar 27 22:22:02 +0000 2013
  • Shit. It’s almost 4:AM here. Better go to bed. Someone else will have to make inappropriate social media comments for a while. #fb Wed Mar 27 22:15:33 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie well I’m speaking at it and will therefore be in town, if you’d like to talk about porn and research and monkeys etc Wed Mar 27 22:13:06 +0000 2013
  • …Especially when I’m visiting http://t.co/xJsR4nQQ2N Wed Mar 27 22:11:58 +0000 2013
  • Yes, this is a tree growing in the middle of a major road. Sigh. http://t.co/RnyA6566dV Wed Mar 27 22:09:05 +0000 2013
  • Sign is blurry, but it reads, “Science of the Soul Research Centre” http://t.co/48KDue6Oyr Wed Mar 27 22:08:07 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie oh. well never mind then. Wed Mar 27 22:03:10 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie will you be at IFMSA global health colloquium April 6-7? Wed Mar 27 21:54:42 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie too bad you weren’t asking for a pearl necklace #lostopportunityforinappropriatehumour Wed Mar 27 16:28:29 +0000 2013
  • Hot Indian day. Powerful ceiling fan. Starlings outside the window. Serious jet lag. Perfect time for a drunken nap #fb Wed Mar 27 08:34:27 +0000 2013
  • All the barbers are closed for Holi. Guess I’m having a noon beer instead #fb Wed Mar 27 07:43:15 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie getting a drink instead Wed Mar 27 07:32:13 +0000 2013
  • Is it wise to get a haircut in an Indian bazaar if I haven’t slept in over 24 hrs? Is my judgement impaired? #fb Wed Mar 27 06:26:17 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie or a good idea for a reality show Wed Mar 27 02:55:03 +0000 2013
  • Indian ingenuity http://t.co/7fEy0BrFAm Wed Mar 27 02:45:53 +0000 2013
  • @J_Ged you so brown Wed Mar 27 02:43:55 +0000 2013
  • @J_Ged they will all involve me holed up in a room writing grants Wed Mar 27 02:41:59 +0000 2013
  • Still up, dammit #jetlag #fb Wed Mar 27 02:17:50 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie onnnnn…. why med students are doing fashion shows? Wed Mar 27 02:00:11 +0000 2013
  • Just wrote an entire grant app in one night. 6:AM now. Going to bed. Who da man? Wat da man. #fb Wed Mar 27 00:30:15 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc sigh Wed Mar 27 00:06:19 +0000 2013
  • Up at 4AM writing a grant, eating banana and peanut butter and listening to QI on Youtube. My life in India is the same as in Canada. #fb Tue Mar 26 22:22:56 +0000 2013
  • Hmm, did you know Youtube ads are geared to your geography? I’m seeing the weirdest Indian ads right now. #fb Tue Mar 26 21:31:17 +0000 2013
  • Things you didn’t know were made in US prisons. How is this not a new kind of slavery? http://t.co/VDrqXcbtef #fb Tue Mar 26 21:22:23 +0000 2013
  • A student in one of my guest lectures thought I was 29 and a grad student. Yes, flattered. But also concerned our students might be idiots. Tue Mar 26 19:53:45 +0000 2013
  • Yes I’m still remotely monitoring my Ottawa condo via webcam. So don’t nobody try nothin’! http://t.co/1CAi6a06y5 Tue Mar 26 19:35:21 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed you mean…. you crying on my floor because it’s snowing after March 1st? Tue Mar 26 19:23:59 +0000 2013
  • Yes I’m still remotely monitoring my Ottawa condo via webcam. So don’t nobody try nothin’! http://t.co/1XAIJ494Nj Tue Mar 26 19:10:17 +0000 2013
  • Yes I’m still remotely monitoring my Ottawa condo via webcam. So don’t nobody try nothin’! http://t.co/1ZViN1SgGP Tue Mar 26 18:58:10 +0000 2013
  • Yes I’m still remotely monitoring my Ottawa condo via webcam. So don’t nobody try nothin’! http://t.co/yOfnNy9XOh Tue Mar 26 18:14:02 +0000 2013
  • Maybe this is not the best name for your grassroots Indian film company http://t.co/nqAduvNyRk Tue Mar 26 18:10:44 +0000 2013
  • “Ambience mall” in Delhi. Looks like India has entered the food court era #fb http://t.co/7bKFbVkyHL Tue Mar 26 18:04:40 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie officially: lecturing at JNU next week. Unofficially: escorting my elderly father back to Canada. Tue Mar 26 16:35:01 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie am in india right now, so phone call could be iffy. We can communicate by email though Tue Mar 26 10:03:29 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie been trying to reply to your last msg for days. Twitter not letting me! Tue Mar 26 10:01:37 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed #firstworldproblem Tue Mar 26 09:24:56 +0000 2013
  • Holi begins in India today. Apparently the universities are empty because it’s “unsafe”. Bring on the red dye! #fb Tue Mar 26 09:23:38 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 *hic* Tue Mar 26 03:49:10 +0000 2013
  • Delhi, bitches! #fb Mon Mar 25 22:38:13 +0000 2013
  • Know what’s not a good idea? Chugging 2 bottles of water before boarding a crowded plane #fb Mon Mar 25 11:43:24 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 another 5 I think Mon Mar 25 11:39:15 +0000 2013
  • Why is every flight TO India just like a train IN India? #fb http://t.co/HBkD7IT6zU Mon Mar 25 11:37:10 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 now the hard part… the India flight 🙁 Mon Mar 25 11:36:40 +0000 2013
  • London, bitches! Well, Heathrow airport anyway. For another 15 minutes #fb Mon Mar 25 11:34:29 +0000 2013
  • Don’t you love it when your transatlantic flight is delayed because one asshole hasn’t boarded yet? #fb Mon Mar 25 02:43:17 +0000 2013
  • Uhoh, I hear the pitter patter of toddler feet on this 8 hour flight. Dear Zod no…. #fb Mon Mar 25 02:39:29 +0000 2013
  • Gotta remember to write a twitter haiku about British gynecologists treating stiff upper lips #fb Mon Mar 25 02:36:44 +0000 2013
  • Great. On empty plane, enormous person decides to sit in front of me and lean chair back. Is Dr Ray gonna have to choke a bitch? #fb Mon Mar 25 02:31:49 +0000 2013
  • Almost empty plane and the handful of other passengers are all choosing to sit near me. Go away! I’m mean and I snore! #fb Mon Mar 25 02:21:18 +0000 2013
  • Putting toddlers in first class is some serious decadence #fb Mon Mar 25 02:19:17 +0000 2013
  • Ha! http://t.co/vnfHhr92HN #fb Mon Mar 25 01:50:50 +0000 2013
  • Sweet words from flight attendant on my flight to UK in 2 hrs: “No one else here. It’s like you have a private jet to London.” Score! #fb Mon Mar 25 01:00:46 +0000 2013
  • “Homeopathic remedies”? I really don’t think so. #fb http://t.co/JUzIhc2epo Sun Mar 24 22:44:06 +0000 2013
  • The northern lights compressed into a few minutes http://t.co/UG46uyHUFJ #fb Sun Mar 24 20:41:08 +0000 2013
  • I look like Leonard from the Big Bang Theory! http://t.co/Tlgo0VDtfZ #fb Sat Mar 23 19:08:04 +0000 2013
  • Skulking about the Linguistics dept, ranking the professor pics in terms of hotness. Damn. They be a goodlooking program! #fb Sat Mar 23 17:22:58 +0000 2013
  • My personal record climbing the CN Tower stairs is just over 18min. I declare here and now my intention to break that record this year #fb Sat Mar 23 15:37:09 +0000 2013
  • Can Africa Save Bob Geldof? http://t.co/t5u0WH0utP #righteousseizure Sat Mar 23 15:32:36 +0000 2013
  • Off to give undergrads career advice. Advice number 1: don’t come for my job! It’s mine mine mine! #fb Sat Mar 23 13:34:56 +0000 2013
  • @soleildelajoie that’s how I feel after a marathon porn session Sat Mar 23 13:33:41 +0000 2013
  • BBQing burgers on my roof. So cooooold! #fb Fri Mar 22 23:44:57 +0000 2013
  • Health analyst job in Mississauga http://t.co/xfbLPH1R6j #fb Fri Mar 22 23:28:39 +0000 2013
  • Epic photobomb in… http://t.co/qvWIpa9Y6v Fri Mar 22 23:27:18 +0000 2013
  • So… Harvey’s double burger or 12″ Subway double-stuffed classic sub? #fb Fri Mar 22 23:26:37 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 I will also eat it off my own nuts #hencethename Fri Mar 22 23:05:09 +0000 2013
  • Nutella on a corn tortilla, you say? Well all right then. #fb Fri Mar 22 20:48:59 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill Twice as sexy! Fri Mar 22 20:45:05 +0000 2013
  • This is what’s passing as science these days. No wonder people are confused. http://t.co/qDCtViosGJ #fb Fri Mar 22 20:39:17 +0000 2013
  • @eddiebravo Not science, EB, but selected, self-reported, biased information on “how people feel”, not objective measures of actual illness Fri Mar 22 20:36:42 +0000 2013
  • Sauron: the school years http://t.co/n5B9ZBjOoU Fri Mar 22 20:32:18 +0000 2013
  • This photo was followed shortly thereafter by an ass-kicking of Biblical proportions http://t.co/c72JBAbJJT Fri Mar 22 20:30:28 +0000 2013
  • Good day! Got my travel visa, and someone found my lost glasses… that I didn’t know I’d lost until someone found them. #fb Fri Mar 22 20:27:53 +0000 2013
  • @Shashena whoohoo! maybe they’ll give it to me now? Fri Mar 22 16:56:31 +0000 2013
  • Me http://t.co/Gs60ahruNS Fri Mar 22 16:55:12 +0000 2013
  • This is how data works http://t.co/bQQ6AYtVA0 Fri Mar 22 16:54:54 +0000 2013
  • What’s got two thumbs and an India travel visa? This guy! (Had to count my thumbs again, just in case.) #fb Fri Mar 22 16:07:16 +0000 2013
  • Remember this, bitches http://t.co/7DmcCGGhZ7 Fri Mar 22 16:04:46 +0000 2013
  • Indians invented bureaucracy. I’m convinced of it. #fb Fri Mar 22 15:42:08 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Jeebus, this has to end. http://t.co/F3TETDxIK6 #fb Fri Mar 22 14:37:15 +0000 2013
  • Happy 82nd birthday to @WilliamShatner #fb Fri Mar 22 12:00:22 +0000 2013
  • Just had a phone interview with a journalist and I’m pretty sure I lectured him to sleep #fb Thu Mar 21 21:14:39 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed no those would be from the current students Thu Mar 21 20:13:41 +0000 2013
  • Remember this, bitches http://t.co/fCN6wr2XyR Thu Mar 21 19:37:32 +0000 2013
  • Technically, the only two things that you enjoy http://t.co/H7LP8kyR73 Thu Mar 21 19:36:51 +0000 2013
  • @techcyclists oui oui Thu Mar 21 19:30:37 +0000 2013
  • “Some girls are bigger than others. And some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers.” #fb Thu Mar 21 19:07:18 +0000 2013
  • Oh that Connery http://t.co/Qywgm1pEEG Thu Mar 21 18:22:34 +0000 2013
  • Latest gift from former student #fb http://t.co/bCTNJrtuHR Thu Mar 21 17:35:56 +0000 2013
  • Yes. Yes it is. http://t.co/Q4EFUw244l Thu Mar 21 17:17:20 +0000 2013
  • Story of my life http://t.co/xQgLVwryUA Thu Mar 21 17:16:38 +0000 2013
  • Voyager I has left the heliosphere! http://t.co/s73qWjbAzJ #fb Thu Mar 21 17:14:54 +0000 2013
  • More science! http://t.co/W7B0sssIRQ Thu Mar 21 16:34:09 +0000 2013
  • Science! http://t.co/u6DMXCm4fT Thu Mar 21 16:28:22 +0000 2013
  • If Schroedinger were a teenage girl http://t.co/IPsys9MGBL Thu Mar 21 16:18:34 +0000 2013
  • Gotta admit… women’s MMA is kinda sexy #fb http://t.co/g4aKv4lduB Thu Mar 21 16:17:39 +0000 2013
  • The great Chael Sonnen… http://t.co/XSJyAOqylx Thu Mar 21 15:18:13 +0000 2013
  • Schroedinger was my kinda guy http://t.co/O9mSNUhfnO Thu Mar 21 14:13:49 +0000 2013
  • Oh that Connery http://t.co/tiwZbOyeSO Thu Mar 21 03:32:16 +0000 2013
  • This one is for @LoganNZed http://t.co/L1VVNPmL7E Thu Mar 21 03:30:04 +0000 2013
  • Inbox down to 88. Time for my 3 hours of sleep. Well, tonight maybe 6 hours. Yayy! #fb Thu Mar 21 03:27:32 +0000 2013
  • Gotta remember this one http://t.co/qLaYa9NtAb Thu Mar 21 01:59:02 +0000 2013
  • So much wisdom in this http://t.co/DJ1mf05ef6 Thu Mar 21 01:32:35 +0000 2013
  • Head transplantation? Sigh. http://t.co/LkqtXr1gCf #fb Thu Mar 21 01:29:29 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed dump bananas and eat the fucking camel Wed Mar 20 22:10:02 +0000 2013
  • @ShwetaDhawan1 @NarayanMD …need to convert balls to cubes (vol= ball diameter cubed) and divide into room volume #ithink Wed Mar 20 22:09:35 +0000 2013
  • @ShwetaDhawan1 @NarayanMD The trick is that spherical vol is not appropriate; will overestimate num of balls that can fit… Wed Mar 20 22:08:36 +0000 2013
  • Nice brain-teaser. How many of you will solve it? http://t.co/frTsdaPjHI #fb Wed Mar 20 21:18:37 +0000 2013
  • 6 Trickiest Interview Questions and How to Nail Them http://t.co/jPJrvGWOqA #fb Wed Mar 20 21:15:22 +0000 2013
  • Want to hear a genius ruin politics and religion in 5 sentences? http://t.co/uu3Jimnn5f Wed Mar 20 21:01:56 +0000 2013
  • Dear new company that handles India’s visa applications: you suck. No really, you suck beyond belief. Wed Mar 20 20:24:20 +0000 2013
  • On this day every year all our sexual diseases are should be in balance. That’s right. It’s the Venereal Equinox. #fb Wed Mar 20 15:38:24 +0000 2013
  • Happy International Day of La Francophonie! I wrote that in English! #irony #fb Wed Mar 20 15:23:54 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… yet ANOTHER boring committee meeting unexpectedly cancelled! Yayyy! #fb Wed Mar 20 15:20:32 +0000 2013
  • Schroedinger was my kinda guy http://t.co/ntlkk1HRBk Wed Mar 20 13:27:54 +0000 2013
  • 4:AM and my inbox just dipped below 100. That’s my cue for my 3 hours of sleep… #fb Wed Mar 20 07:58:49 +0000 2013
  • I still have flashbacks http://t.co/jMvISi9bIm Wed Mar 20 06:07:17 +0000 2013
  • Nick Diaz gets his wish and is mentioned in a major magazine –Forbes– but for tax issues, not for fighting! http://t.co/8wfaRk0npe Wed Mar 20 02:35:43 +0000 2013
  • Truth in advertising http://t.co/5YbTaLfiSn Wed Mar 20 02:01:33 +0000 2013
  • Lord Vader on the loo http://t.co/WwGT08xkR9 Wed Mar 20 02:00:43 +0000 2013
  • duck love http://t.co/l0n088cfay Wed Mar 20 01:30:58 +0000 2013
  • For gullible muggles everywhere… http://t.co/p4dXXDSU0L Wed Mar 20 01:29:58 +0000 2013
  • SPARTAAAA!! http://t.co/2jUPO69SDN Wed Mar 20 01:28:50 +0000 2013
  • @vadum shave-on Wed Mar 20 01:14:05 +0000 2013
  • Arnold http://t.co/YSt1ha2YQK Wed Mar 20 01:12:40 +0000 2013
  • Everyone is a fan of online porn http://t.co/ONqt1DgnaN Wed Mar 20 01:12:14 +0000 2013
  • This is why I’m growing my belly hair http://t.co/6es0bVz1wf Wed Mar 20 01:10:57 +0000 2013
  • @EmBurgerz That’s what all the prison high school students do Wed Mar 20 01:01:51 +0000 2013
  • Usain Bold http://t.co/8RkrMokHJI Wed Mar 20 01:00:56 +0000 2013
  • Wrong on at least two levels http://t.co/RUX6t6f03D Wed Mar 20 00:59:06 +0000 2013
  • Entrepreneurship at its best http://t.co/mC1o2a7aZk Wed Mar 20 00:57:36 +0000 2013
  • @EmBurgerz That could also be a sign that you’re completing your highschool diploma while in prison Wed Mar 20 00:55:59 +0000 2013
  • Bottled water: now available in a can http://t.co/rNVEqrUzY8 Wed Mar 20 00:54:56 +0000 2013
  • I give you…. Old People Wearing Vegetation: http://t.co/T8SqAZc29m Wed Mar 20 00:35:00 +0000 2013
  • Wow. I’m almost a decade older than Justin Bieber’s mother. Gotta lie down now. Wow. #fb Tue Mar 19 20:50:40 +0000 2013
  • Wow. Can’t believe it’s already been 5 years since Arthur C Clarke died #fb Tue Mar 19 20:43:21 +0000 2013
  • Professional Crastination: Just killing time today…. http://t.co/hoBTApIEAq Tue Mar 19 16:28:40 +0000 2013
  • Schroedinger was my kinda guy http://t.co/pGNWmU77Po Tue Mar 19 16:28:13 +0000 2013
  • Best lead up to GSP vs Diaz #ufc158 http://t.co/vmguKbvMOd Tue Mar 19 16:09:29 +0000 2013
  • For my epidemiology students who are presenting their posters in 3 weeks http://t.co/Qpbu3VgBL4 Tue Mar 19 15:56:40 +0000 2013
  • Science! http://t.co/3d8PTzDtaf Tue Mar 19 15:55:32 +0000 2013
  • I can tell #science http://t.co/NsuJUi8IiF Tue Mar 19 15:54:27 +0000 2013
  • David Frum tries to rehabilitate his image and legacy. He was as complicit as the rest of the neocon liars and fools. http://t.co/cHDI3B62yH Tue Mar 19 15:17:31 +0000 2013
  • When I was a student, hot girls on campus gave me attitude. Now they give stickers and free hugs. Is the world med http://t.co/A2jaEGPkYr Tue Mar 19 14:53:42 +0000 2013
  • Spider-man is actually a cautionary tale about puberty http://t.co/xq9hEcvdB8 Tue Mar 19 14:31:35 +0000 2013
  • shit http://t.co/zkLgC4NrmJ Tue Mar 19 14:30:52 +0000 2013
  • Famous artists you didn’t know were also perverts http://t.co/RCjb29EmdB #fb Tue Mar 19 14:22:50 +0000 2013
  • And then there’s this…. http://t.co/HcwhE8uHV8 Tue Mar 19 14:19:42 +0000 2013
  • Oh that Archie http://t.co/QFX21kNfhe Tue Mar 19 14:17:49 +0000 2013
  • Really creeped out that *I* am the first one into the office today :-0 #fb Tue Mar 19 12:10:50 +0000 2013
  • You are what you eat http://t.co/j64uYqGvOn Tue Mar 19 00:23:52 +0000 2013
  • People mistake her for….. who?? http://t.co/GHAtZBzClB Tue Mar 19 00:19:06 +0000 2013
  • Guys vs Girls http://t.co/SaCrKXXxei Mon Mar 18 23:59:52 +0000 2013
  • Meanwhile in the USA… http://t.co/9asrJlAwsw Mon Mar 18 23:58:38 +0000 2013
  • Unintentionally hilarious taxidermy http://t.co/gF8NAxgNeS Mon Mar 18 23:41:21 +0000 2013
  • What would John Snow make of epidemiology today? (Thanks @OphiraG) http://t.co/q74S5OSuFV #fb Mon Mar 18 23:37:38 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed @docblw A blowjob is a KIND of kiss Mon Mar 18 22:53:36 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… the unexpected cancellation of a committee meeting #fb Mon Mar 18 17:19:31 +0000 2013
  • Kermit The Frog encased in Carbonite http://t.co/qgdxV5bNyc Mon Mar 18 13:06:55 +0000 2013
  • -18 degrees, Ottawa? Really? #fb Mon Mar 18 12:19:20 +0000 2013
  • RT @shawnhawaii: Nick Diaz after the fight: I don’t want to make excuses, but here are a list of excuses. #UFC158 Sun Mar 17 04:53:01 +0000 2013
  • RT @jimho11: If Diaz hasn’t filed his taxes yet he can write this fight off as an educational expense #ufc158 Sun Mar 17 04:36:39 +0000 2013
  • RT @_marcuzzi: So Diaz got into GSP’s head… and maybe it wasn’t such a great idea after all… #battered #UFC158 Sun Mar 17 04:27:11 +0000 2013
  • RT @Marrtttyyyy: RT if you think GSP will rip up some wolf tickets! #UFC158 Sun Mar 17 04:12:14 +0000 2013
  • GSP looks distracted. I’m worried. #ufc158 #fb Sun Mar 17 04:08:45 +0000 2013
  • RT @billthebutcher2: Nick Diaz is a warrior, I like him, but he has a segment of fans that are honestly some of the dumbest people on ea … Sun Mar 17 04:03:16 +0000 2013
  • Condit was ROBBED #ufc158 Sun Mar 17 03:55:54 +0000 2013
  • And that’s why I’m a huge Carlos Condit fan #ufc158 #fb Sun Mar 17 03:54:11 +0000 2013
  • I love that Montreal is showing love for Carlos Condit #ufc158 Sun Mar 17 03:43:44 +0000 2013
  • Man, I hate Montreal UFC fans with their drunken boos chants of “boring” #ufc158 #fb Sun Mar 17 02:50:53 +0000 2013
  • RT @Irrational_Fan: I wish I would have remembered #UFC158 was on. I would have gone a new Tapout shirt to intimidate people at the bar. … Sun Mar 17 02:48:56 +0000 2013
  • @the_jessmister Negative. PS, http://t.co/cfTYaOnwA3 Sun Mar 17 02:38:36 +0000 2013
  • RT @ZoltanCOMEDY: When I think of getting a new tattoo watching UFC is a great way to help me change my mind #UFC158 Sun Mar 17 02:35:11 +0000 2013
  • RT @TommyToeHold: Mike Ricci looks like Captain America before the super soldier treatment. #UFC158 Sun Mar 17 02:31:07 +0000 2013
  • RT @DJRotaryRachel: Can’t look at Yogi Bear without imagining the corpse in the woods missing his hat, collar and tie. Sun Mar 17 01:49:52 +0000 2013
  • Love him or hate him, Nick Diaz is fascinating #ufc158 #fb Sun Mar 17 01:39:36 +0000 2013
  • Ominous message from one of my spybots: “Someone from Germany just searched for you on Google.” #afraid #fb Sat Mar 16 18:57:11 +0000 2013
  • Damn. You know who are impressive people? The Klitschko brothers, that’s who #fb Sat Mar 16 06:11:50 +0000 2013
  • @joerogan a special BJJ instructional video page you’ll REALLY enjoy http://t.co/TNTYThmbp7 Sat Mar 16 05:35:35 +0000 2013
  • Oh and… Toronto, bitches! #fb Fri Mar 15 23:32:39 +0000 2013
  • Why is there a UN plane parked at Toronto Island airport? #fb Fri Mar 15 23:29:52 +0000 2013
  • Grad student used my laptop for defence presentation. My emails kept popping up. Luckily “HornyBBW. com” didn’t email me at that moment #fb Fri Mar 15 19:38:55 +0000 2013
  • My grad student just used the term “member checking” during her defence. I snickered. #fb Fri Mar 15 18:32:06 +0000 2013
  • About to host uni open house in the ugliest building on campus #firstimpressions #fb Fri Mar 15 15:18:12 +0000 2013
  • My busy day is timed down to the minute. But I did not allow for a malfunctioning parka zipper. Arrrrrgh! #fb Fri Mar 15 14:09:12 +0000 2013
  • Why I tell my students to NEVER attempt to drive ANYTHING in India. The stats will catch up to you http://t.co/i0a7Pe69xW #fb Fri Mar 15 14:08:18 +0000 2013
  • The founder of Epidemiology was born on the Ides of March? Makes my profession even cooler #fb Fri Mar 15 13:12:42 +0000 2013
  • “@bengoldacre: Happy Birthday John Snow, inventor of epidemiology. Lots of fun events at LSHTM: http://t.co/SsQNQmupH7” #fb Fri Mar 15 13:09:11 +0000 2013
  • @anamariecox haven’t they renamed it Freedom Cake by now? Fri Mar 15 13:08:50 +0000 2013
  • @benfowlkesMMA ha! Fri Mar 15 13:08:26 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill I see it runs in the family 🙂 Fri Mar 15 10:51:22 +0000 2013
  • 2058 years ago, some Romans got all stabby stabby on the senate floor #fb Fri Mar 15 10:50:52 +0000 2013
  • GSP at a hockey game. Nice to see him happy at a media event http://t.co/Xo9bhCBazF #fb Fri Mar 15 00:56:51 +0000 2013
  • Some babies are made by Hasbro http://t.co/4CNaCI6Juw #fb Fri Mar 15 00:41:35 +0000 2013
  • Gatorade. Why didn’t I think of this earlier? #hungover #fb Fri Mar 15 00:25:47 +0000 2013
  • Dear Pope: Francis is a girl’s name #heehee #fb Thu Mar 14 19:45:09 +0000 2013
  • @arielhelwani dude, why is @danawhite so pissed at you these days? (see today’s press conference) Thu Mar 14 18:09:26 +0000 2013
  • Watching UFC158 press conference. I’m starting to think that Nick Diaz has taken too many hits to the head #fb Thu Mar 14 17:24:11 +0000 2013
  • Mountain Climber’s 100-Foot Fall Captured On Helmet Cam – http://t.co/kaaF0ocJ81 #fb Thu Mar 14 16:12:38 +0000 2013
  • Sitting in City Hall between a construction worker and a fireman. I feel like the Indian in the Village People #fb Thu Mar 14 15:06:38 +0000 2013
  • Soooo hungover. That justifies an 11am Harveys burger, right? #fb Thu Mar 14 14:42:22 +0000 2013
  • I think I’ll put this on the front of my baseball cap #fb http://t.co/8HeOMwjNth Thu Mar 14 14:37:58 +0000 2013
  • Your morning racial stereotype contra-indicator http://t.co/KQ38Nkslcr Thu Mar 14 13:06:13 +0000 2013
  • “You can get a personalized signed letter from Sean Connery! http://t.co/SN3vGqIA8x” GTFO! #fb Thu Mar 14 12:58:43 +0000 2013
  • Happy 134th birthday, Albert Einstein #fb Thu Mar 14 12:53:44 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill now you tell me. Ps check out my blog for what your daughter and I have been doing Thu Mar 14 00:50:13 +0000 2013
  • I like that @porterairlines and @hotelsdotcom are integrated with Google Calendar. How about Via Rail and other airlines? #fb Wed Mar 13 21:45:58 +0000 2013
  • A Most Deserving Recipient: http://t.co/md1uVmNPTM Wed Mar 13 21:30:40 +0000 2013
  • I think I’ve dated some of these girls http://t.co/zSBNd86EB1 #fb Wed Mar 13 21:01:59 +0000 2013
  • oh shit. today is wednesday. i thought it was tuesday! #fb Wed Mar 13 20:55:42 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 @LoganNZed The key is anal. Lots of anal. Wed Mar 13 20:08:21 +0000 2013
  • Garneau steps down for Trudeau… which means Garneau will be leader after Libs lose the next election http://t.co/TrIkXCYnNH #fb Wed Mar 13 20:07:55 +0000 2013
  • First photograph of newly elected Pope http://t.co/BlO3qxJ50g Wed Mar 13 19:57:24 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 so gay fetuses should stay in the womb and build a condo in there or something Wed Mar 13 19:56:03 +0000 2013
  • New Pope opposes homosexuality and abortion. But… but… what if the fetus is gay??? #fb Wed Mar 13 19:52:33 +0000 2013
  • Francis? He chose Francis? If I were Pope, I’d choose “Exalto Superium I” or “Pope Omega Supreme”. You know, something cool. #fb Wed Mar 13 19:44:33 +0000 2013
  • Artistic video showing nearby stars that have planets http://t.co/0HyPO1Rglr #fb Wed Mar 13 19:22:23 +0000 2013
  • Things we learned from photography (including the word “rapatronic”) http://t.co/nSl7ei3PJb #fb Wed Mar 13 19:13:29 +0000 2013
  • “I’ve never been in a street fight. I can read!” -Pat Barry #fb Wed Mar 13 18:36:17 +0000 2013
  • Election of a new Pope is supposed to be a once in a lifetime thing.This is the 4th one I remember. I’m guessing I’ll outlive another 6. #fb Wed Mar 13 18:31:59 +0000 2013
  • Expecting some of this on Saturday http://t.co/iZae6FBXgu #ufc158 #fb Wed Mar 13 16:50:28 +0000 2013
  • Takes some serious balls to wear this as your Halloween costume http://t.co/qT43xfmOYq Wed Mar 13 16:38:36 +0000 2013
  • “Bungee jumping is suicide for indecisive people” -Jimmy Carr #fb Wed Mar 13 14:38:38 +0000 2013
  • “Three US Presidents were assassinated, and at least one got oral sex in the office. I like them odds.” -What Barack Obama should say #fb Wed Mar 13 14:28:10 +0000 2013
  • For the epidemiology students (courtesy of @OphiraG ) http://t.co/KVrpdxmpB8 #fb Wed Mar 13 13:20:40 +0000 2013
  • In My Ass: Today I noticed something odd on the University of Ottawa campus… http://t.co/42HuWPHMzg Wed Mar 13 05:04:02 +0000 2013
  • Saw this on UofO campus. A misspelling of “comfortable”? Any ideas? #fb http://t.co/XQCAFaJmv2 Wed Mar 13 04:40:01 +0000 2013
  • Always wanted a shipping container house http://t.co/p4Vev68ha7 #fb Wed Mar 13 03:35:27 +0000 2013
  • A reminder that we should never trust Da Man. http://t.co/B5AcTAsgKh #fb Tue Mar 12 21:26:17 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed ghombie Tue Mar 12 20:34:17 +0000 2013
  • All this “black smoke” vs “white smoke” nonsense reminds me of watching Lost #fb Tue Mar 12 20:05:17 +0000 2013
  • What if Andy Kaufman had hosted the Oscars? #fb Tue Mar 12 17:01:12 +0000 2013
  • This makes me feel old(er) http://t.co/kdWLDQoPZo #fb Tue Mar 12 16:54:17 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… a seriously good pee #fn Tue Mar 12 16:33:56 +0000 2013
  • Apparently I’m a spermologer Tue Mar 12 16:19:59 +0000 2013
  • Now I can say and write “pussyvan” unironically http://t.co/MlLBj9Yj5d Tue Mar 12 16:19:28 +0000 2013
  • Famous lost footage of the first Doctor’s regeneration lovingly recreated via exquisite animation #drwho http://t.co/xnHMG56QQo #fb Tue Mar 12 16:13:29 +0000 2013
  • If cancelling the “Young Justice” and “Green Lantern” TV series wasn’t evidence that DC is morally bankrupt… http://t.co/SaXA7iomB9 #fb Tue Mar 12 15:14:26 +0000 2013
  • Dreamed that I was running a transsexual squash league. Yep, had Timbits for dinner again. #fb Tue Mar 12 12:54:53 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… cooking with wine #fb Tue Mar 12 01:21:39 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… suddenly remembering I have a travel grant to pay for my expensive upcoming trip to India #fb Mon Mar 11 20:26:56 +0000 2013
  • About to give a guest lecture to a graduate class in another faculty on a topic I know nothing about. Yay, higher education! #fb Mon Mar 11 20:26:53 +0000 2013
  • Heard a new term for underboob: “Australian cleavage” #fb Mon Mar 11 19:58:20 +0000 2013
  • 23min of speedbag training is impressive, those of you who’ve never boxed. UFC158 this weekend will be epic http://t.co/PNztWEEqGa #fb Mon Mar 11 19:11:11 +0000 2013
  • Stop. Burrito time. #fb Mon Mar 11 18:53:25 +0000 2013
  • Dear High Commission of India: so far not impressed by your new visa application process #fb Mon Mar 11 18:44:28 +0000 2013
  • Hmm. Someone stole my mouse from my office. Probably CSIS looking for a DNA swab. #fb Mon Mar 11 16:02:13 +0000 2013
  • RT @KitsuneLindsay: April showers bring May flowers. March showers rehydrate old dog poo. Mon Mar 11 14:17:56 +0000 2013
  • My review of the Fringe finale http://t.co/19FnEqxiJZ Mon Mar 11 00:29:15 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie the manuscript was just emailed to you. Thanks! Mon Mar 11 00:02:17 +0000 2013
  • Regularly drop $50 on brunch, but still recycle unstamped postage stamps #cheapass #fb http://t.co/U3xLJNIIif Sun Mar 10 22:53:24 +0000 2013
  • Odd that the City of Ottawa’s mailing address is in Toronto #fb http://t.co/zbCXiIWWmv Sun Mar 10 21:14:24 +0000 2013
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