Twitter tweets from 2013-02-28 to 2013-03-10

My archived Twitter tweets, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Osama bin Laden would have been 56 years old today. In case you were wondering. #fb Sun Mar 10 04:50:57 +0000 2013
Shit! Just rushed home to watch a UFC event that’s happening NEXT weekend #jetlag #fb Sun Mar 10 04:31:44 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc well let adrian know Sun Mar 10 01:37:57 +0000 2013
@techcyclists so what are your picks for tonight? Sun Mar 10 01:22:12 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc hey I’m with julie cook at pub italia (for her bday). You and Adrian are invited Sun Mar 10 01:21:41 +0000 2013
RT @rickygervais: I know I’ve posted this before, but it’s simply one of the loveliest images I’ve ever seen http://t.co/mt188g8tfD Sun Mar 10 00:56:58 +0000 2013
RT @TheTweetOfGod: Next time you’re tempted to masturbate, remember that I’m watching you, and also masturbating. Sun Mar 10 00:56:07 +0000 2013
Happy birthday to BOTH Yuri Gagarin and Wikipedia! #fb Sat Mar 09 16:05:04 +0000 2013
@J_Ged it’s coming! Sat Mar 09 16:04:40 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie whoohoo! congrats! Sat Mar 09 00:12:32 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Hey, interested in peer-reviewing a paper for the IJHS student journal? It’s on HIV among sung-Saharan women Fri Mar 08 22:35:05 +0000 2013
@dmosher626 nice Fri Mar 08 15:21:46 +0000 2013
@WayneWtucker well duh Fri Mar 08 15:21:37 +0000 2013
“@smay091: “keep in mind, you can get the runs just from being excited” -@deonandan.. excellent lesson #fact #knowledgeforthefuture” #fb Fri Mar 08 15:21:23 +0000 2013
@jpli18 yep Fri Mar 08 15:20:43 +0000 2013
Our new Dean has nice glasses. I covet them #fb Fri Mar 08 15:20:13 +0000 2013
And to top off a truly crappy day, I left my favourite Russian hat in the taxi 🙁 #fb Thu Mar 07 21:50:13 +0000 2013
And of course when the bags do come, they’re on the wrong carousel #sigh #fb Thu Mar 07 21:12:44 +0000 2013
So, Porter. 1st, my bag is not on the same flight as me. Then I wait an hour for the flight with my bag. And now that flight is delayed. #fb Thu Mar 07 20:54:41 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed the fez is precious. i wore it on the plane. Thu Mar 07 20:40:36 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed yep. this flight was HALF AN HOUR. Now I have to wait an hour in the airport for them to send the bags from the origin city Thu Mar 07 20:37:58 +0000 2013
My favourite message from former student today: “Got anything fun I can poke at?” #fb Thu Mar 07 20:19:31 +0000 2013
Dear Porter Air: the advantage of getting on an earlier flight is negated when you still send my luggage on the later flight #fb Thu Mar 07 20:02:06 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… when the airline loses your luggage…AGAIN #fb Thu Mar 07 19:54:12 +0000 2013
Remember, as a kid, thinking the baggage carousel was the greatest thing ever? #fb Thu Mar 07 19:50:32 +0000 2013
Ottawa, bitches #fb Thu Mar 07 19:47:54 +0000 2013
On Porter 261 to Ottawa. Mmmm…. shwarma here I come! #fb Thu Mar 07 18:34:08 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie hence my constant employment uncertainty Thu Mar 07 18:33:23 +0000 2013
Dear protestors picketing my Porter shuttle bus: you’re not winning my support #fb Thu Mar 07 17:53:13 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, episode 23: screaming French toddlers are no less annoying than screaming English ones #fb Thu Mar 07 17:52:16 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie …the other on modeling extraterrestrial diseases Thu Mar 07 17:51:03 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie I have at least two papers I want to get done this summer. One on predictors of MMA injuries… Thu Mar 07 17:50:43 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie porn. Got it. Thu Mar 07 17:29:01 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie ps I will be in montreal april 6 weekend. Can you wait that long? We can chat then. Thu Mar 07 16:40:12 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie I thoroughly approve of the phraseology of that question Thu Mar 07 16:38:04 +0000 2013
@PagahMk they say it everywhere except north america Thu Mar 07 12:36:07 +0000 2013
Frantic Korean woman in airport just asked me, “Where is WC?!” She got lucky. I wonder how many other Canadians would know what a WC is. #fb Thu Mar 07 12:28:58 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc you’re welcome. and good night. Thu Mar 07 04:44:43 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc that’s not the version I’ll be telling Thu Mar 07 04:39:27 +0000 2013
I was just informed of a former student’s dream concerning me, a fez, and Anne Hathaway #disturbed #fb Thu Mar 07 04:37:51 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc ps was Anne in the catwoman suit at least? Thu Mar 07 04:36:51 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc I don’t need to hear about your intimate lives Thu Mar 07 04:35:09 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc I bet it was a sex dream Thu Mar 07 04:33:18 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed and you are….? Thu Mar 07 00:47:42 +0000 2013
The very first Harlem Shake http://t.co/9DOfa7CZTM #fb Wed Mar 06 22:42:16 +0000 2013
Bert and Ernie take a balloon ride http://t.co/1QgZqXCP5M Wed Mar 06 21:45:02 +0000 2013
Insert your own joke http://t.co/QSQY7PJvEy Wed Mar 06 21:39:17 +0000 2013
“Even Darth Vader repented.” But not Cheney. http://t.co/d1VRSXOAfu #fb Wed Mar 06 19:24:18 +0000 2013
Go away for 10 days, work everyday while abroad, yet still come back to >250 new emails, 16 voicemails, & 23 new things on my to-do list 🙁 Wed Mar 06 16:16:17 +0000 2013
Threatening the Palestinians now, Mr Baird? For shame. http://t.co/I3h67gj163 #fb Wed Mar 06 15:16:51 +0000 2013
Mother http://t.co/isR96bOfTm Wed Mar 06 15:15:33 +0000 2013
Zombie peanuts http://t.co/QYdajn4fdc Wed Mar 06 15:13:50 +0000 2013
RIP Hugo Chavez http://t.co/S8tD2DvQWX #fb Tue Mar 05 23:12:35 +0000 2013
My students rock. http://t.co/LCaXjmEJ6H #fb Tue Mar 05 22:49:26 +0000 2013
When In Eastern Rome, Do As The Eastern Romans Do: http://t.co/aenLvHP1w6 Tue Mar 05 22:32:13 +0000 2013
@danawhite @joerogan We need to do an epidemiological analysis of MMA injuries and ways of predicting and avoiding them Tue Mar 05 20:38:31 +0000 2013
@techcyclists it’s the rapture! Tue Mar 05 19:53:04 +0000 2013
Hmm. A little creepy. I thought he was dead. http://t.co/pyzu3uRJSk Tue Mar 05 19:48:42 +0000 2013
Carl Sagan’s essay on marijuana http://t.co/kCobwWAvxI #fb Tue Mar 05 19:36:43 +0000 2013
Who doesn’t like mash-ups? #fb http://t.co/WjcSSsopLa Tue Mar 05 19:21:37 +0000 2013
@dmosher626 and all is right with the world Tue Mar 05 02:34:13 +0000 2013
@RedParrots no. That would have been out of line. Tue Mar 05 02:26:34 +0000 2013
Yes I wore my fez through customs. Fezzes are cool. #fb Tue Mar 05 02:23:52 +0000 2013
Just arrived at Toronto airport. This look guarantees a cavity search #fb http://t.co/cxF6u1K5FQ Tue Mar 05 02:10:12 +0000 2013
@WayneWtucker sadly yes Tue Mar 05 02:08:00 +0000 2013
Just cleared Canadian immigration and headed to customs. Looking forward to my cavity search #brownguy #fb Tue Mar 05 02:07:40 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Tue Mar 05 02:01:54 +0000 2013
Newark, bitches. Sigh. #fb Tue Mar 05 02:01:21 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… mistaking olives for prunes and putting them in my cereal 🙁 #fb Tue Mar 05 02:01:20 +0000 2013
Things I’ve learned today: head cold, cold medicine, no sleep, jet lag, cheap wine, and scotch do not mix #fb Tue Mar 05 02:01:20 +0000 2013
Every airport should have free wifi. Bad on you, Newark #fb Tue Mar 05 01:36:26 +0000 2013
Off to the airport. Goodbye, Istanbul. Hello, New York. Well, for a couple of hours, anyway. #fb Mon Mar 04 06:54:24 +0000 2013
Infant first to be ‘functionally cured’ of HIV, researchers say http://t.co/vPddmoA1BR #fb Mon Mar 04 06:46:08 +0000 2013
Finding space in my luggage for my Turkish hat. I’ve come all this way to Istanbul to find out I’m a fez packer. #fb Mon Mar 04 06:00:30 +0000 2013
Yes, Yes, the Cappadoccians. Fine. http://t.co/NZnbQxtJDA Sun Mar 03 23:03:26 +0000 2013
In an aristocratic grave in the creepy Kaymakli underground city, which is perhaps 4000 years old, or older http://t.co/Pzb8kDLDER Sun Mar 03 22:32:04 +0000 2013
I always hated Ewoks http://t.co/TQQasj6GqQ #fb Sun Mar 03 21:58:01 +0000 2013
28 seconds in Istanbul: http://t.co/01YQAhAD1q via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 20:02:06 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed they need to be fed Sun Mar 03 20:00:44 +0000 2013
30 seconds on the streets of Istanbul: http://t.co/1GyZdzeWSy via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 19:58:02 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed the Turks needed to see them Sun Mar 03 19:57:04 +0000 2013
This is civilized: public cell phone chargers on the streets of Istanbul http://t.co/4f9jmtk276 Sun Mar 03 19:37:34 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed I’m feztastic Sun Mar 03 19:35:57 +0000 2013
Great. Now I’ve got a chest cold. It’s gonna be a fun flight tomorrow 🙁 #fb Sun Mar 03 19:31:23 +0000 2013
View from Galata Tower, part 2: http://t.co/4He4gOSzpy #fb Sun Mar 03 19:23:11 +0000 2013
View from Galata Tower, part 1: http://t.co/SsKtZdC6E5 #fb Sun Mar 03 19:22:51 +0000 2013
St George’s Church in Ihlara Valley, Capadoccia: http://t.co/OCnOJihGnV #fb Sun Mar 03 19:20:57 +0000 2013
St George’s Church in Ihlara Valley, Capadoccia: http://t.co/7IfE1rx6w3 via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 19:05:50 +0000 2013
View from Galata Tower, part 1: http://t.co/RHxttHIxiy via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 18:55:33 +0000 2013
gelata tower 2: http://t.co/Z5hClD8lsY via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 18:47:00 +0000 2013
Stumbled onto a local jazz-rock band filming a music video in Taksim, Istanbul http://t.co/HwxEb735rn Sun Mar 03 18:15:32 +0000 2013
Arriving at the Hills Cave Hotel in Capadoccia: http://t.co/Xa602xQ3BB #fb Sun Mar 03 17:41:36 +0000 2013
Through the Kaymakli underground city in Capadoccia: http://t.co/0fMxenrD1S #fb Sun Mar 03 17:40:01 +0000 2013
Through the Kaymakli underground city in Capadoccia: http://t.co/L7b3Ps93Vm via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 17:39:26 +0000 2013
Arriving at the Hills Cave Hotel in Capadoccia: http://t.co/eUFYtaBoig via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 17:36:48 +0000 2013
Brief Jaunt Through Istanbul’s Spice Bazaar: http://t.co/cAiXQQ4iEU #fb Sun Mar 03 17:26:08 +0000 2013
Brief Jaunt Through Istanbul’s Spice Bazaar: http://t.co/yDYGoHnFYm via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 17:25:11 +0000 2013
@RedParrots the cool cup Sun Mar 03 17:00:46 +0000 2013
@RedParrots i win Sun Mar 03 16:55:49 +0000 2013
I just had a Turkish bath and was only moderately molested. Had to pay extra for that, though. #fb Sun Mar 03 16:45:36 +0000 2013
Students beware: I’ll be wearing a fez to the next epidemiology lecture! Fezzes are cool. http://t.co/aGvHpcbiCN Sun Mar 03 16:32:21 +0000 2013
inside balloon high up: http://t.co/jYOlO85iYv via @YouTube Sun Mar 03 09:52:34 +0000 2013
Bits of Star Wars (Tattooine? Naboo?) were from this spot in Cappadocia. Hence our best C3P0 and R2D2 impressions. http://t.co/dYddw2KG3z Sun Mar 03 02:14:45 +0000 2013
Now this is how you play backgammon #istanbul Sun Mar 03 02:13:19 +0000 2013
At a Kurdish bar in Istanbul: in the corner with Kurds and Ray http://t.co/S0R2rz6bTW Sun Mar 03 02:00:43 +0000 2013
Appropriate toilet use instructions from Turkey http://t.co/LjU0CXGtBb Sun Mar 03 01:59:16 +0000 2013
@dmosher626 damn right Sun Mar 03 01:30:54 +0000 2013
By the beard of the prophet…. I actually saw the beard of the prophet! #topkapi #fb Sat Mar 02 14:17:16 +0000 2013
In Istanbul, aged rum and mayonnaise are all the rage. That’s what this says, right? #fb http://t.co/PwNM7qCzFM Sat Mar 02 14:15:36 +0000 2013
When in Eastern Rome, do as the Eastern Romans do #fb Sat Mar 02 13:59:59 +0000 2013
Balloon flight over Cappadocia, high up in the clouds http://t.co/FK50fo7NZu Sat Mar 02 08:36:24 +0000 2013
Balloon flight over Cappadocia (one of several videos I may tweet) http://t.co/IOppem5LQu Sat Mar 02 07:59:50 +0000 2013
@WayneWtucker monday Sat Mar 02 07:22:51 +0000 2013
inside balloon midflight: http://t.co/3T4S10zeBg via @YouTube Sat Mar 02 00:11:25 +0000 2013
inside balloon high up: http://t.co/Go5JMfxwuk via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 23:43:56 +0000 2013
My Edited Video: http://t.co/xPrystFsdy via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 22:18:36 +0000 2013
*hic* #fb Fri Mar 01 21:59:04 +0000 2013
Tonight’s dinner, complete with potato chips with 25% more mevsim! Mmmm, that’s good mevsim. #istanbul #fb http://t.co/fzs3Qw0CIE Fri Mar 01 21:48:18 +0000 2013
My Edited Video: http://t.co/SH7eAKAaRU via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 21:02:47 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job in Oshawa http://t.co/b9jnwxiiIs #fb Fri Mar 01 20:45:37 +0000 2013
The otherworldly landscape of Cappadocia http://t.co/5RrF85Hf7s Fri Mar 01 14:59:34 +0000 2013
inside balloon early flight: http://t.co/ZqmShGTFvx via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 14:58:49 +0000 2013
Pointing the camera up from inside a hot air balloon over Cappadocia http://t.co/52SbeptRG4 Fri Mar 01 14:56:14 +0000 2013
in balloon pre-flight: http://t.co/hLVIyatwLI via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 14:46:31 +0000 2013
pre-balloon flight: http://t.co/g06VxzOIdi via @YouTube Fri Mar 01 14:42:11 +0000 2013
After crawling around outside in the dark late at night searching for trickle of wifi by random buildings, my grant is finally submitted #fb Fri Mar 01 14:31:46 +0000 2013
Welcome to the town of Bedrock #capadoccia http://t.co/UdPo3pVK4M Fri Mar 01 14:29:53 +0000 2013
What was it like for a prince to be trained “in the discipline of the harem”? #topkapi #fb http://t.co/uzpRpatalI Fri Mar 01 14:10:09 +0000 2013
The view from a hot air balloon above Cappadocia #fb http://t.co/fTgJIti6Au Fri Mar 01 14:04:33 +0000 2013
A tree of “evil eyes” near the “fairy chimneys” of Capadoccia #fb http://t.co/qMyU1xE9NO Fri Mar 01 14:03:18 +0000 2013
Capadoccia? Or home of those fudge-packing Keebler elves? #fb http://t.co/fdQGTRrsXX Fri Mar 01 14:02:00 +0000 2013
Herniated disc, brutal head cold, no sleep, cold weather, no wifi and grant due in 24 hrs: Turkey is trying to frakk me up good #fb Thu Feb 28 19:04:10 +0000 2013
It would be ironic to meet a Eunuch named Dick #fb Thu Feb 28 19:03:59 +0000 2013
Our cave hotel in Capadoccia #fb http://t.co/3Rlxi6um9R Thu Feb 28 16:57:16 +0000 2013
@WayneWtucker not if my employer is reading my tweets! Thu Feb 28 16:12:11 +0000 2013
Capadoccia, bitches! #fb Thu Feb 28 16:11:31 +0000 2013
4000 year old underground Hittite city in Capadoccia. Damn cool. Damn cold. #fb http://t.co/bAzmIWb1hf Thu Feb 28 16:07:20 +0000 2013
Three hours sleep, runny head cold, freezing cold, wet weather, and off to a 5am flight to Capadoccia… #fb Thu Feb 28 03:00:58 +0000 2013