Twitter tweets from 2013-3-31 to 2013-4-24

My archived Twitter tweets from 2013-3-31 to 2013-4-24, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Come to the Urban Well (Ottawa) May 4 to help raise funds to distribute a health book to villages in Guyana. $5. 8pm http://t.co/ABnPeTIti6 Wed Apr 24 20:58:12 +0000 2013
Recent health sciences grads: Health Canada (Ottawa) is looking for four evaluators until end of August: http://t.co/DQ8crrJoJ4 Wed Apr 24 20:45:59 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie ok sending now via email Wed Apr 24 20:39:24 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie yes and yes Wed Apr 24 20:35:11 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie haha. I have no (immediate) intentions of leaving UOttawa Wed Apr 24 20:31:04 +0000 2013
Epi grads: ICES (Toronto) is looking for an analyst http://t.co/eTZMhOijFy #fb Wed Apr 24 20:30:04 +0000 2013
Epi grads: Cancer Care Ontario looking for a research associate (Toronto) http://t.co/g17FsvIhB3 #fb Wed Apr 24 20:29:10 +0000 2013
Recent health sciences grads: company in Toronto looking for a research coordinator http://t.co/ylAv6pcXvA #fb Wed Apr 24 20:28:25 +0000 2013
International Organization for Migration looking for a 2-month consultant with a public health background (Toronto) http://t.co/2CYK7YRW3i Wed Apr 24 20:26:32 +0000 2013
McGill is recruiting a Professor in Reproductive Epidemiology. Wait a second… that’s me! http://t.co/5cHxNw1Duc Wed Apr 24 20:22:56 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: My least favourite sex position is called the Taylor Swift; getting interrupted half way through. Wed Apr 24 20:20:16 +0000 2013
Disaster and Humanitarian Response Training Program, May 8-19 in Toronto: http://t.co/6d2FgvbfW1 Wed Apr 24 20:19:16 +0000 2013
Grant-writer position in Toronto. Experience in Africa an asset: http://t.co/xBMgdkm5DC Wed Apr 24 20:18:02 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/FoWGtCdhur TCA (Kreb’s) Cycle Rap – Wilson Lam (Macklemore – Thrift Shop Parody) Wed Apr 24 19:36:30 +0000 2013
@1MaginAZN is famous http://t.co/sQ1dVpnN3s Wed Apr 24 19:34:08 +0000 2013
Too many Deans, not enough professors. http://t.co/VE7BDf1xHu Wed Apr 24 19:28:04 +0000 2013
Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. Sign up for free! http://t.co/oUcCckWerv Wed Apr 24 19:12:02 +0000 2013
You know that feeling when you have so much backlogged work to do that all you can think of is cartoons and poutine? #fb Wed Apr 24 14:14:12 +0000 2013
@the_jessmister Relevant? http://t.co/DNKHVqYhI3 Wed Apr 24 12:48:09 +0000 2013
Last night I dreamt that I was asleep. Seriously. #fb Wed Apr 24 12:45:28 +0000 2013
@caityjackson @GenBois meh Wed Apr 24 01:16:27 +0000 2013
Is anybody still using Google Plus? #fb Tue Apr 23 23:00:12 +0000 2013
Mad Men writers pitch show sbout NASA in the 60s. Nooo! Not everything needs to be a soap opera! Especially not this! http://t.co/LxwT5lbpii Tue Apr 23 22:25:02 +0000 2013
Always wanted to visit northern Iraq, just so I can take a photo with the locals and label it, “Kurds and Ray.” #fb Tue Apr 23 20:21:31 +0000 2013
It’s bad karma to waste good korma #fb Tue Apr 23 19:36:53 +0000 2013
One of the omitted Dove Real Beauty sketches http://t.co/6XhAv0rlo3 Tue Apr 23 18:50:31 +0000 2013
Ermahgerd! Cluhrnet! Go to 0:29 https://t.co/3cPwyZ0lJw #fb Tue Apr 23 18:44:26 +0000 2013
Closeup of today’s choclatey gift #fb http://t.co/AFXjbt0RCu Tue Apr 23 18:37:28 +0000 2013
What I told a student today: “Everyone is dumber than they seem.” #positivemessages #fb Tue Apr 23 18:23:19 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie oh yeah. that. Tue Apr 23 18:15:11 +0000 2013
Tonight’s Main Event: the CMA vs MMA: http://t.co/IA4ZdUdSGc Tue Apr 23 18:08:36 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie boring? it’s pretty exciting candy Tue Apr 23 18:06:32 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie I’m renaming it Pruder instead of Twitter Tue Apr 23 18:02:03 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie That makes me oddly proud Tue Apr 23 18:01:08 +0000 2013
@rondia Ha. Those ads annoy the frack out of me. Tue Apr 23 17:58:42 +0000 2013
@rondia Need more articles about Otterism Tue Apr 23 17:57:21 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie whaaaa? Tue Apr 23 17:55:39 +0000 2013
Increased prevalence of autism, or increased diagnosis? Quick, epi students, name that bias! http://t.co/e9diUyyBGw #fb Tue Apr 23 17:52:16 +0000 2013
Latest gift from a student #fb http://t.co/csqXt0DdVk Tue Apr 23 16:45:27 +0000 2013
If the exam is worth 40%, then you’ll need 2.5 more marks to move your final mark 1%. Is it really worth arguing over that one question? #fb Tue Apr 23 15:16:13 +0000 2013
Nice, @rondia http://t.co/7utvxnfQTg Tue Apr 23 12:27:24 +0000 2013
Crap. 4:am. Guess I’d better go to bed. #fb Tue Apr 23 08:13:13 +0000 2013
@NeomieD @MagBober My latest Huffington post article http://t.co/Eb1sx3yRB9 Tue Apr 23 03:31:29 +0000 2013
My latest Huffington Post article http://t.co/aXhoRorRdz Tue Apr 23 03:29:26 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Batman Mon Apr 22 21:05:49 +0000 2013
“God love Canada. But they’re not ready for television.” Wow. http://t.co/ltG1NFfSK4 Mon Apr 22 20:39:25 +0000 2013
Attending “Public lecture | book launch: What’s hot, what’s not: new thinking in…” http://t.co/hmbTyLHc8w via @eventbrite Mon Apr 22 18:35:43 +0000 2013
Bad news, everyone: Futurama has been cancelled. Again. http://t.co/z7qKWLNzWD #fb Mon Apr 22 17:15:39 +0000 2013
@BreeOlson 🙁 Mon Apr 22 15:01:33 +0000 2013
Help get my friend Chia Chia onto Dragon’s Den by voting for her video here (you have to scroll down and vote IN): http://t.co/TnvUTdB2uS Mon Apr 22 15:00:24 +0000 2013
So, like, this is the chick version of a blow-up sex doll? http://t.co/DImdIwVk1Y #fb Mon Apr 22 14:56:46 +0000 2013
@GenBois and they’re all in my class Sun Apr 21 18:06:40 +0000 2013
Once again, my news feed app is telling me that Margaret Thatcher has died #timeforanewapp #fb Sun Apr 21 18:06:12 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie back may 5th weekend for several days Sun Apr 21 16:48:39 +0000 2013
@acurrie till tonight Sun Apr 21 15:36:33 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie thanks for a fun night! Sun Apr 21 05:49:01 +0000 2013
I just used a mini donut to cut a cheesecake. Genius #fb http://t.co/lejNxuAH6U Sun Apr 21 02:24:27 +0000 2013
Internship opportunity in Vietnam for recent health sciences graduates: http://t.co/PJO05LYHi6 Sat Apr 20 23:15:57 +0000 2013
Burrito time #fb Sat Apr 20 22:09:47 +0000 2013
@TheRealBuzz imagine if you’d been able to tweet from the surface of the Moon! Sat Apr 20 16:58:48 +0000 2013
RT @Remroum: We have dude process, not due process. A bunch of dudes decides what is and isn’t the law depending on the day. #Boston #Miran… Sat Apr 20 16:57:16 +0000 2013
RT @bengoldacre: From the way some of my friends treat their own brats, this “my sons are innocent” schtick really isn’t that weird. Sat Apr 20 16:57:01 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: writing “I hate tyranny” but omitting the first “y” #oops #fb Sat Apr 20 16:56:42 +0000 2013
Happy 420, everyone #fb Sat Apr 20 15:41:13 +0000 2013
Yes, this is how I drive. Photo by @brittharr2 http://t.co/iH7vWBqVYy Sat Apr 20 03:06:28 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Sat Apr 20 03:04:48 +0000 2013
RT @RexHuppke: BREAKING: Sarah Palin confirms she can see Chechnya from her back yard, is keeping an eye on it Fri Apr 19 14:30:26 +0000 2013
RT @RaniaKhalek: For real RT @aurabogado: OK, seriously, journos: You’re calling two white kids who grew up in the US ‘Chechen rebels.’ … Fri Apr 19 14:24:37 +0000 2013
Ha! Just seen on Twitter: Chechnya is NOT the Czech Republic #sad Fri Apr 19 14:19:08 +0000 2013
RT @RaniaKhalek: How about it’s NOT the Czech Republic RT @BuzzFeed: 9 things you need to know about Chechnya http://t.co/JWhMta4GgM htt … Fri Apr 19 14:18:28 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc http://t.co/7LOkDwoPYT Fri Apr 19 13:16:08 +0000 2013
OK, I’m gonna say it… Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looks like a young Bob Dylan Fri Apr 19 13:11:36 +0000 2013
@Martytude I know. But the joke still works. Fri Apr 19 13:08:29 +0000 2013
RT @MKutney: I don’t believe it, they used the Boston Bombings to pass the cybersecurity bill on Thurs while no one was looking – http:/ … Fri Apr 19 13:06:34 +0000 2013
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s FB page lists “Willow Smith” as a “like”. That should be the new litmus test for all terrorists. Fri Apr 19 13:04:00 +0000 2013
I’m going to start dressing like this when I ride my scooter https://t.co/L8N2uVSpBq Fri Apr 19 12:31:31 +0000 2013
You tell ’em, Syrians https://t.co/NJt9Kpv2mC #fb Fri Apr 19 12:29:31 +0000 2013
This #boston pic via @shawna_england is now famous, but shows snipers about to slide off the roof http://t.co/Dbcw6IUFeE #fb Fri Apr 19 12:24:32 +0000 2013
So… #boston bombers have Russian origins. Think President Drones-a-lot will attack Russia, a place that can attack back? I think not #fb Fri Apr 19 12:20:04 +0000 2013
Uhoh. New report that one #boston bomber born in Kyrgyzstan. Google is going to go CRAZY, especially its spell-check feature. #fb Fri Apr 19 12:09:49 +0000 2013
RT @dgardner: “Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!” George S. Patton, demonstrating typical liberal weakness. http://t.co … Fri Apr 19 12:08:14 +0000 2013
This just in: Boston bombers were engineers. Know who else are sometimes engineers? Muslims. Coincidence? #sarcasm #fb Fri Apr 19 12:05:06 +0000 2013
“Only known intelligent life in the universe and we still can’t master the use of apostrophes” -commented on http://t.co/FK9qIxHVvN #fb Fri Apr 19 11:55:26 +0000 2013
Harrison Ford ambushed by Chewbacca http://t.co/pFUgdojUlX #fb Fri Apr 19 11:54:00 +0000 2013
Hear that? That’s the sound of 300 million Americans Googling “Chechnya” #fb Fri Apr 19 11:31:14 +0000 2013
In Iceland, an App to Warn If Your Hookup Is a Relative http://t.co/ICZaPiPDqj #fb Fri Apr 19 11:30:23 +0000 2013
RT @LibyaLiberty: The Wikipedia homepage should just say “You want to know about Chechnya, right?” Fri Apr 19 11:28:50 +0000 2013
RT @JohnFugelsang: Rand Paul calls Newtown parents ‘props.’ The man is so soulless Voldemort wants to borrow a Horcrux. Thu Apr 18 23:08:41 +0000 2013
Aww, man. These dogs are adorable. Someone adopt them now! http://t.co/B5EHoZMAdR Thu Apr 18 22:50:12 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 ha! Thu Apr 18 21:33:04 +0000 2013
Happiness is: when table next to me at coffee shop is occupied by two lesbians on a blind date #eavesdropping #fb Thu Apr 18 18:45:32 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: After lesbians have sex, I bet there’s an insane amount of not shutting the fuck up. Thu Apr 18 18:33:57 +0000 2013
For fans of classic anime, don’t miss the updated Yamato 2199. Simply, heartbreakingly gorgeous #fb Thu Apr 18 17:39:50 +0000 2013
Smell that? That’s polenta frying in butter. Mmmmm. #fb Thu Apr 18 17:08:26 +0000 2013
Slightly addicted to polenta #fb Thu Apr 18 17:00:23 +0000 2013
Thatcher supporters seen leaving the funeral (Stolen from some dudes on the Internet) http://t.co/MPK2lxOSN9 Thu Apr 18 16:47:01 +0000 2013
The CMA is anti-MMA? Oh please don’t make me have to write about this http://t.co/ckThpkfUhi #fb Thu Apr 18 16:45:56 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie no specifics were forthcoming. DM me the deets, please. Thu Apr 18 16:37:46 +0000 2013
@jpli18 so, anything fun happening this weekend? Thu Apr 18 16:31:47 +0000 2013
I think on another world, fungi achieve sentience and become their own satellite dishes http://t.co/s7SwQjtpOU #fb Thu Apr 18 16:30:28 +0000 2013
So… much.. work… to… do…. #fb Thu Apr 18 16:29:44 +0000 2013
RT @YousefMunayyer: It begins: Bronx idiots beat up ‘Arab’ in revenge http://t.co/3e9dqKXSEt Thu Apr 18 15:20:42 +0000 2013
@RedParrots Yes, I’m pretty sure the gravediggers were not barefoot #snort Thu Apr 18 14:34:20 +0000 2013
Albert Einstein died 58 years ago today. Relatively speaking. #fb Thu Apr 18 14:26:10 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Just delete half. No one will ever notice. If it’s important, they’ll write back Thu Apr 18 08:12:43 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie *blush* Thu Apr 18 08:12:18 +0000 2013
Epic wing-suit video. In the words of @eddiebravo “Hang on to your balls!” http://t.co/2wZkJ4RpGs #fb Thu Apr 18 07:47:49 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Just like. ‘Cause that’s what I’m doing, too Thu Apr 18 07:44:46 +0000 2013
I’m using Disconnect to make the web faster, more private, and more secure. I hope. #Disconnect2 Thu Apr 18 05:43:50 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… when your favourite coffee mug cracks open as soon as you pour hot water into. Isn’t that what it’s made for? #fb Thu Apr 18 05:29:56 +0000 2013
@smay091 *sniff* Thu Apr 18 04:52:07 +0000 2013
When I search on youtube for “Christopher Hitchens” I get sometimes get @bisping . I don’t get it. #fb Wed Apr 17 21:26:22 +0000 2013
Now this is the sort of thing that gets innocent people wrongly accused of serious shit http://t.co/s9KcQu2oHN #fb Wed Apr 17 21:14:14 +0000 2013
Damn it, Facebook, why do you keep changing your layout? I’m old and I confuse easily! #fb Wed Apr 17 21:12:11 +0000 2013
Sinus headache is now officially a migraine. Thanks for nothin’. #fb Wed Apr 17 20:52:27 +0000 2013
@JoyC_1234 Or save myself the $5 and chew on actual ginger. Besides, maybe I like having a numb tongue? Hmmm? 😉 Wed Apr 17 20:43:35 +0000 2013
Ever notice how chewable Gravol turns your tongue numb? #fb Wed Apr 17 19:46:58 +0000 2013
RT @stacylwhitman: Why Dove’s “Real Beauty Sketches” Video Makes Me Uncomfortable… and Kind of Makes Me Angry -… http://t.co/nX7ZYMOuss Wed Apr 17 19:05:48 +0000 2013
In the throes of a headache, I’m watching the Hitchens vs Hitchens debate. Wise or foolish? http://t.co/tlhnHmwgFo #fb Wed Apr 17 18:05:11 +0000 2013
@LeighGTurner just read the article. seems no justifications were given Wed Apr 17 16:39:35 +0000 2013
@LeighGTurner didn’t read the article. i assume their reasons had to do with experience, contacts, effectiveness, etc? Wed Apr 17 16:35:38 +0000 2013
@RedParrots sadly, not a real doctor. Chiropractor Wed Apr 17 15:27:37 +0000 2013
Dear patients in doc waiting room: the secretary doesn’t care about your life story, and you’re holding up the line #someoneisinabadmood #fb Wed Apr 17 15:23:27 +0000 2013
@LeighGTurner is that unethical? Or simply pragmatic? Wed Apr 17 15:19:51 +0000 2013
Bad childhood memories of being home sick, missing school, & there being NOTHING good on TV, just soaps & news. Kids have it so good now #fb Wed Apr 17 15:17:44 +0000 2013
The news feed app on my phone just informed me that Margaret Thatcher died. Ahh, 21st century communications tech #sarcasm #fb Wed Apr 17 15:00:15 +0000 2013
I have a sinus headache. Someone cure me with some distance reiki. Go on, I dare ya #fb Wed Apr 17 14:57:58 +0000 2013
RT @HuffingtonPost: Can your doc prescribe the right treatment when half of all clinical trials were never published? http://t.co/NZqsZm … Wed Apr 17 14:51:09 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal. Wed Apr 17 14:51:06 +0000 2013
@smay091 Nooooooooooo Wed Apr 17 14:47:32 +0000 2013
Bah #fb Wed Apr 17 14:44:18 +0000 2013
Okay this is just weird. Bas Rutten fights a zombie puppet. And is that Taylor Hicks as the ref? http://t.co/j2Ew4J0rI6 #fb Wed Apr 17 13:44:11 +0000 2013
“It is indisputable that the United States engaged in the practice of torture” post 9/11, says independent panel http://t.co/gfZI73rOoJ #fb Tue Apr 16 14:48:08 +0000 2013
A tragedy. The free Smithsonian galleries were the highlight of my 2 year residence in Washington, DC http://t.co/pZdgukbK2D #fb Tue Apr 16 14:47:10 +0000 2013
Thing I learned today, episode 1: there’s something called “post-orgasmic illness” #wow #fb Tue Apr 16 13:34:29 +0000 2013
mmmmm…. smell that? Polenta fried in butter…. #fb Tue Apr 16 03:21:43 +0000 2013
Happiness is… generic NyQuil, white wine spritzer, and 10 minutes upside down on my inversion table #dizzy #fb Tue Apr 16 03:01:08 +0000 2013
For some reason, am waxing nostalgic about David Brin’s excellent six “Uplift” novels. Jaw-dropping space opera at its best! #fb Tue Apr 16 01:59:02 +0000 2013
Shit. This looks just like the Space Battleship Yamato! http://t.co/msYQQMw03w #fb Tue Apr 16 01:42:42 +0000 2013
@OphiraG supastar 😉 Tue Apr 16 01:33:23 +0000 2013
Really enjoying the updated Yamato 2199 anime series #fb Tue Apr 16 01:14:15 +0000 2013
Good suggestions for science podcasts http://t.co/uBIHQZvU5p #fb Tue Apr 16 01:03:51 +0000 2013
The label on Rexall brand generic “Nyquil” looks like the flag of some Central Asian nation http://t.co/XUB9dknPIS Tue Apr 16 00:58:03 +0000 2013
RT @JumanAnamuJ: I went back to 40 minutes in the #muslim hashtag and not a single one was blaming Muslims. It’s trending because people … Tue Apr 16 00:48:04 +0000 2013
How Twitter and Facebook were used for Good in the wake of #boston explosions http://t.co/KJoh3kWz1e #fb Tue Apr 16 00:16:28 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, episode 11: “arcology” http://t.co/fwDdVwv4Fn #fb Tue Apr 16 00:15:08 +0000 2013
I’ve oft wondered: how many people actually pay attention to the business portion of the TV news? Can’t be a big percentage of viewers #fb Tue Apr 16 00:10:46 +0000 2013
@OphiraG http://t.co/4ipTQfSRBX Tue Apr 16 00:06:03 +0000 2013
RT @thechrisws: Twitter is a great way to read about one thing for hours and come away not really knowing anything. Mon Apr 15 23:57:30 +0000 2013
@MatPaterson @JoVanEvery you should add “shepherd” to your CV Mon Apr 15 23:52:54 +0000 2013
RT @HuffingtonPost: UPDATE: @NYTimes reports several other devices found earlier today http://t.co/mjERrZlJeg Mon Apr 15 23:50:34 +0000 2013
While Fox News contributor calls for the killing of Muslims in retaliation for #boston, let’s also remember this: http://t.co/bN3VPdDVFb #fb Mon Apr 15 23:45:18 +0000 2013
@mirhadloncar what’s heartening is that he was shamed into deleting the tweet Mon Apr 15 23:42:36 +0000 2013
Footage of the #boston explosions. Impressive how everyone was helping immediately http://t.co/en7DHEVLI4 #fb Mon Apr 15 23:33:14 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed Or my twitter feed was slow Mon Apr 15 23:29:32 +0000 2013
RT @speechboy71: For those offering prayers, remember the 37 people killed and 140 injured in an explosion in Iraq today: http://t.co/Bf … Mon Apr 15 23:27:08 +0000 2013
@MatPaterson @JoVanEvery you guys are doing lambs now, too?? Mon Apr 15 23:26:02 +0000 2013
RT @CauseWereDrunk: People who crossed the finish line kept running to Mass General Hospital to donate blood to those who were injured. … Mon Apr 15 23:24:04 +0000 2013
RT @SpaceButlerJeff: .@erikrush deleted the offending tweet, so keep this image going around. Don’t let this shitbag off the hook. https … Mon Apr 15 23:21:29 +0000 2013
@OsamaBerrada sigh. these people. Mon Apr 15 23:20:38 +0000 2013
Fox News contributor tweets that US should kill all Muslims: http://t.co/WJMhty6wA8 #fb Mon Apr 15 23:05:18 +0000 2013
RT @Remroum: Muslim commits crime, bigot blames all Muslims. Crime is committed, bigot blames a Muslim with no evidence. This is the rig … Mon Apr 15 23:03:42 +0000 2013
Attention those still awaiting emails from me: I’ll get to it! Really! Later today! This is taking longer than expected. #fb Mon Apr 15 19:47:36 +0000 2013
I love when I check my portfolio and decide to sell shares in a company with a fancy name. Makes me feel like a grown-up. #fb Mon Apr 15 19:46:02 +0000 2013
@dianamchard no debate there! Mon Apr 15 19:25:25 +0000 2013
@dianamchard The objection might be that a C doctor is “faking” faith in the science. Do we care if our doc has conf in theory of our care? Mon Apr 15 19:19:32 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 ah. just stay off instagram and pinterest Mon Apr 15 19:13:25 +0000 2013
@dianamchard so would a Creationist doctor be prescribing medications s/he actually didn’t think would work? Mon Apr 15 19:13:05 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 i thought you’d deleted your account? Mon Apr 15 19:11:05 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie Are those the only requirements of a physician? Mon Apr 15 19:10:38 +0000 2013
David Bowie: depending on the angle of the photo, he appears either hideously ugly and disfigured or gloriously handsome. Weird. #fb Mon Apr 15 19:07:21 +0000 2013
@dianamchard would it hamper diagnostic ability? pretty much all biological theory assumes an evolutionary mechanism, no? Mon Apr 15 19:02:07 +0000 2013
@techcyclists that’s enough masterpiece for me Mon Apr 15 18:57:29 +0000 2013
@techcyclists TJ Hooker was an unheralded masterpiece Mon Apr 15 18:45:14 +0000 2013
@RedParrots it was a masterpiece Mon Apr 15 18:44:59 +0000 2013
@RedParrots shatner is da man Mon Apr 15 18:41:13 +0000 2013
T.J. Hooker lasted 5 seasons? Whaaa? #fb Mon Apr 15 18:39:24 +0000 2013
Separated at Birth, part 50: http://t.co/91csHls6R5 Mon Apr 15 18:37:11 +0000 2013
Should a belief in Evolution be a prerequisite for admission to Medical School? Discuss #fb Mon Apr 15 18:10:30 +0000 2013
This hits the market next year. Great for the elderly and chair-bound, I would think http://t.co/ZdaVSxqGYg #fb Mon Apr 15 17:28:59 +0000 2013
The Twitter resume! http://t.co/OwPX9IgYx8 #fb Mon Apr 15 16:39:25 +0000 2013
Inbox now under 80. ZOMG! #fb Mon Apr 15 16:30:55 +0000 2013
Inbox under 90! And it’s not even noon yet! ZOMG #fb Mon Apr 15 15:24:23 +0000 2013
Inbox under 100 for the first time in weeks. Slowly… chipping… away… #fb Mon Apr 15 15:16:37 +0000 2013
RT @RichardDawkins: 4 billion yrs ago, when moon filled the sky, darkness from eclipse would have been like night. Add this to tidal wav … Mon Apr 15 13:02:24 +0000 2013
If anyone is awaiting an email from me today: it’s coming, but will be slow. My brain is virus-addled and running at 20% capacity #fb Mon Apr 15 12:43:10 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 which is why i refer to my nether regions as “the walking meth lab” Mon Apr 15 12:32:23 +0000 2013
With all this pseudoephedrine HCl in my blood, I’m pretty sure that by now my prostate is the size of a melon #fb Mon Apr 15 12:26:41 +0000 2013
Great piece on history of Indo-Caribbean indentured immigrants by @gbahadur http://t.co/Qna5FTF3sJ Mon Apr 15 06:04:02 +0000 2013
@sabsterlee it was fun Mon Apr 15 06:00:51 +0000 2013
RT @trevortimm: Guantanamo defense lawyers say somebody has been accessing their emails. Turns out, it was the Pentagon. http://t.co/iU0 … Mon Apr 15 04:04:52 +0000 2013
This is weird: If Star Trek took place in the Victorian era – http://t.co/AGoIeTK4gx #fb Mon Apr 15 02:11:33 +0000 2013
RT @davidfrum: Justin Trudeau reminds me of Barack Obama, if Obama were white, son of a president, and had not written books or headed H … Mon Apr 15 01:23:07 +0000 2013
Looks like they re-made and upgraded the 2nd greatest anime ever produced: http://t.co/efx7UdKe02 #fb Mon Apr 15 00:48:19 +0000 2013
Exactly: “Maryland Cyberbullying Bill Is Unconstitutional, Says ACLU” http://t.co/DVeCCDwtiE #fb Mon Apr 15 00:42:45 +0000 2013
“Donor” is a giver of money. “Doner” is a sandwich. Sorta. #fb Sun Apr 14 23:57:18 +0000 2013
When a cash-starved news website solicits money but misspells “donor”, they ain’t getting my $$ #fb Sun Apr 14 23:55:53 +0000 2013
@jpli18 scotching Sun Apr 14 22:29:07 +0000 2013
Too stoned on cold meds to work. Too mucousy to sleep. That leaves a comic book marathon and a lot of whining #fb Sun Apr 14 20:06:45 +0000 2013
My 3 beverages: tea, Neo Citran, and scotch and soda. That kind of day http://t.co/xZ1RdJ2A6w Sun Apr 14 19:34:21 +0000 2013
Ooops, make that: “Let’s Dance” was released THIRTY years ago today Sun Apr 14 13:13:57 +0000 2013
Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” was released 20 years ago today. Feel old yet? #fb Sun Apr 14 12:59:18 +0000 2013
This is freakin’ creepy: post-mortem family photos http://t.co/5DIPrf3wfw #fb Sat Apr 13 19:03:53 +0000 2013
This is a thing now? http://t.co/YBVPDaVAyG #fb Sat Apr 13 17:26:10 +0000 2013
@dianamchard 8-0 Sat Apr 13 16:48:13 +0000 2013
You tell ’em, Al http://t.co/SkAntNns5G Sat Apr 13 16:43:05 +0000 2013
“I want Kim Jong Un to do a missile test. He’s the only Asian in the world who doesn’t test well.” -Bill Maher #fb Sat Apr 13 16:39:49 +0000 2013
@dianamchard promises promises Sat Apr 13 16:32:10 +0000 2013
Forgive me, my pirate brethren, but I will actually be paying to watch the UFC show tonight #thistime #fb Sat Apr 13 16:14:08 +0000 2013
Not being American, I use NCAA and NAACP interchangeably. That’s okay, right? Right? #fb Sat Apr 13 16:12:25 +0000 2013
@dianamchard gimme Sat Apr 13 15:59:00 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie perhaps you confuse heart with mind. Sat Apr 13 03:14:42 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie that’s what you love? Sat Apr 13 02:45:51 +0000 2013
It’s true what you’ve heard, ladies: mine is long and hard #exam #fb Sat Apr 13 02:39:54 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: discovering too late that your exam is rife with serious typographical errors #fb Sat Apr 13 01:33:32 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 still might be Sat Apr 13 01:32:45 +0000 2013
It’s Yuri’s Night and I’m stuck in an exam room. Could be worse: I could be a Soviet space dog. #fb Sat Apr 13 01:25:41 +0000 2013
Man, proctoring an exam makes me nostalgic for my student days and simultaneously makes me damned happy they’re over #fb Sat Apr 13 01:10:53 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed then they’ll known I’m looking at porn Sat Apr 13 00:18:09 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed I’m a proctorologist Sat Apr 13 00:17:40 +0000 2013
An hour into the epidemiology exam. No one looks happy #fb Sat Apr 13 00:07:31 +0000 2013
Separated At Birth, part 49: Re-casting Cheers with monkeys http://t.co/A41P3Jtb2s Sat Apr 13 00:03:28 +0000 2013
Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #3: Tsutomu Yamaguchi http://t.co/Y4hlQ2O3PD Fri Apr 12 23:45:10 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… brutal chest cold and headache while having to proctor a 3 hour evening exam. At least I’m not *writing* said exam #fb Fri Apr 12 23:31:31 +0000 2013
Epidemiology final exam underway. And no, that’s not white wine spritzer in my water bottle. As far as you know. #winkwink #fb Fri Apr 12 23:14:04 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill navel Fri Apr 12 23:13:07 +0000 2013
Thatcher, Ebert, Funicello, and now Winters http://t.co/TeRaadBj3r #fb Fri Apr 12 17:14:51 +0000 2013
All set for Yuri’s Night http://t.co/e4fzyuTtXp Fri Apr 12 17:10:45 +0000 2013
Seems I must go to Hong Kong to download my porn. I mean educational videos. Same thing. http://t.co/oW18JL4rJm Fri Apr 12 16:22:08 +0000 2013
@DanaMason when we’re drugged, yes Fri Apr 12 13:50:31 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie with a side of tamiflu Fri Apr 12 13:50:19 +0000 2013
Arr http://t.co/2VKdTo22nO Fri Apr 12 01:22:57 +0000 2013
To celebrate Yuri’s Night Eve, I’m enjoying cognac in my NASA shot glass. http://t.co/wkA4SlXCiL Fri Apr 12 00:41:01 +0000 2013
Oh Bruce Willis, just let the franchise end already! http://t.co/ZxXSMYhWFd Fri Apr 12 00:40:03 +0000 2013
Sometimes a space makes all the difference http://t.co/qZgQSu26sz Fri Apr 12 00:18:53 +0000 2013
Concise precis of American priorities? http://t.co/ctDKy114K3 Thu Apr 11 23:55:13 +0000 2013
An effective prevention campaign? http://t.co/vv8XKsfJcs Thu Apr 11 23:53:43 +0000 2013
Apparently this qualifies as ID in China http://t.co/ibvrKGme7P Thu Apr 11 23:52:42 +0000 2013
RT @dannyanderton: #WhyIHateInstagram People who post pictures like this http://t.co/HvDJjO4SnZ Thu Apr 11 23:39:19 +0000 2013
Hear that? It’s the sound of 95 undergrads fretfully studying for their epidemiology final exam! Bwaahahahahahaaaa! #fb Thu Apr 11 23:16:39 +0000 2013
Kinda looks like Ted Danson http://t.co/ubdG07GRpr Thu Apr 11 22:52:49 +0000 2013
Why is this cat video being reported on the prime time news? http://t.co/TYyexc1Xq2 #fb Thu Apr 11 22:51:31 +0000 2013
@sarah_emcb no! mine! Thu Apr 11 22:51:15 +0000 2013
In preparation for the long, cold, wint’ry night, I’m gonna make me some homemade vegetable soup. Stand back everyone. #fb Thu Apr 11 22:42:52 +0000 2013
Things I learned this week, ep13: The “namejs ring” is traditionally worn by Latvians to reflect an event from (mythological?) history. Cool Thu Apr 11 21:55:51 +0000 2013
Damn. Chest cold. #fb Thu Apr 11 21:11:29 +0000 2013
Superbly well-written profile of uber porn star James Deen http://t.co/eiq4vCj5Ie #fb Thu Apr 11 20:24:23 +0000 2013
@amisha03 Hmmm Thu Apr 11 20:14:50 +0000 2013
@amisha03 Kanata? Meh Thu Apr 11 20:13:12 +0000 2013
@amisha03 wheredatbe? Thu Apr 11 19:56:29 +0000 2013
My fave Indian lunch place in Ottawa -Shafali- has changed their exquisite menu to something to something boring and banal 🙁 #fb Thu Apr 11 16:51:54 +0000 2013
Man, 64 bit Chrome on Win7 really is buggy #fb Thu Apr 11 16:04:36 +0000 2013
Things I have learned today: http://t.co/0qdYJK7F0U #fb Thu Apr 11 12:38:42 +0000 2013
Whoa. 999 facebook friends. Who will be lucky number 1000? Probably some spammer. Thu Apr 11 12:35:39 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill I don’t need Depends. I don’t need Depends. I don’t need Depends. I forget, did I say that already? Thu Apr 11 12:34:55 +0000 2013
This is what working from home looks like. No I’m not a phone sex operator http://t.co/3ZfJdDaoa6 Thu Apr 11 12:29:32 +0000 2013
Dear UO IT: Now is *not* the time to migrate courses to new Blackboard platform. Last thing we need is a buggy new sys before exams are over Thu Apr 11 12:18:37 +0000 2013
Intriguing early morning report from one of my spybots: “Someone from Rwanda just searched for you on Google.” #fb Thu Apr 11 11:38:25 +0000 2013
Finally, SyFy is making actual scifi http://t.co/I9IuaA8ERz #fb Thu Apr 11 02:27:39 +0000 2013
SyFy to remake “Blake’s 7”? Oh no. http://t.co/BaAzawtEgp #fb Thu Apr 11 02:26:51 +0000 2013
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m simultaneously intrigued and disturbed http://t.co/TvxkmpikGH Thu Apr 11 01:54:26 +0000 2013
@amisha03 getting up there! Wed Apr 10 11:44:31 +0000 2013
RT @DrJCBenjamin: IOC drops wrestling from Olympics but is considering 3 on 3 basketball & BMX?? Hard to get my head around that one! Wed Apr 10 11:43:28 +0000 2013
RT @RichardDawkins: I can see that Gmail has to make money. And scanning for keywords would be better than reading our mail. But DO they … Wed Apr 10 11:43:10 +0000 2013
RT @BMC_series: Vaccination of pregnant women is key intervention to reduce neonatal mortality from tetanus in developing countries http … Wed Apr 10 11:42:44 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video from @women_enough http://t.co/YbalaENqvt Getting Unstuck: Alyse Shacter at TEDxUOttawa Tue Apr 09 22:47:25 +0000 2013
Does my new dependence on progressive lenses technically make me disabled? Technically? #fb Tue Apr 09 18:24:04 +0000 2013
Something wrong about dropping $1000 on a pair of glasses… and having to wait half an hour for the privilege of doing so #fb Tue Apr 09 18:19:35 +0000 2013
@rondia and she snickered under her breath, “Liar.” Tue Apr 09 18:14:07 +0000 2013
@rondia that’s the new lesbian pick-up line, fellow Albanian traveller Tue Apr 09 18:10:57 +0000 2013
@docblw you know you love it Tue Apr 09 17:34:02 +0000 2013
@nirukumar good for putting out small fires Tue Apr 09 15:09:02 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… having a sneezing fit mid-pee #fb Tue Apr 09 14:29:07 +0000 2013
Lost dog, part 3 http://t.co/dAO6undZ1G Tue Apr 09 07:50:04 +0000 2013
Lost dog, part 2 http://t.co/39SHRxM9Od Tue Apr 09 07:49:53 +0000 2013
Lost dog, part 1 http://t.co/B27Mg3nyH2 Tue Apr 09 07:49:41 +0000 2013
Have you seen this cat? http://t.co/IPAG36m8HT Tue Apr 09 07:46:46 +0000 2013
Sigh http://t.co/teR6X3YNBy Tue Apr 09 07:46:17 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie well done, grasshopper Tue Apr 09 07:03:55 +0000 2013
Uh… what? http://t.co/jGE9gELrpv Tue Apr 09 03:08:07 +0000 2013
Guess I’m the only one still watching Harlem Shake videos. That shit be mesmerizing. #fb Tue Apr 09 02:59:01 +0000 2013
This needs to be actually made. With less annoying actors, of course. http://t.co/GYjy0VU978 #fb Mon Apr 08 23:39:24 +0000 2013
This is bizarre: Rin Nakai, a brutal Japanese MMA champion… but WTF is this video? http://t.co/dhlVrlscQr #fb Mon Apr 08 23:22:49 +0000 2013
Whoa. Just sayin’. http://t.co/kHg2f1IF9W Mon Apr 08 23:05:32 +0000 2013
Separated at Birth, part 48: http://t.co/xWjXDSMEOO Mon Apr 08 22:32:47 +0000 2013
Happiness is… signing a new publishing contract #fb Mon Apr 08 21:28:47 +0000 2013
Any HSS students looking for an Ottawa-based temp job? You might qualify: https://t.co/zIkyoal9dH Mon Apr 08 21:26:42 +0000 2013
Engineering and Global Health symposium at UToronto April 22, free of charge: http://t.co/IdXadNfbuY #fb Mon Apr 08 21:24:03 +0000 2013
Hmm, Malcolm McLaren and Margaret Thatcher died exactly 3 years apart, to the day. Coincidence? Yeah, probably #fb Mon Apr 08 18:13:29 +0000 2013
Also, 1796 years ago today, Emperor Caracalla was assassinated. I know you care. #fb Mon Apr 08 18:11:22 +0000 2013
Annette Funicello has died http://t.co/CX3sdMMQkH #fb Mon Apr 08 17:42:38 +0000 2013
“Ayn Rand’s] books appeal to people who are kind of smart but not really.” -Bill Maher #fb Mon Apr 08 15:27:49 +0000 2013
Abandoned whaling stations –complete with busts of Lenin http://t.co/vHg2Udj5Tj #fb Mon Apr 08 13:13:06 +0000 2013
Game of Thrones hipsters http://t.co/KoFxQFWvz2 Mon Apr 08 12:32:46 +0000 2013
Margaret Thatcher has died http://t.co/5Za5mSOPwV #fb Mon Apr 08 12:18:41 +0000 2013
The awesome power of photoshop http://t.co/hAAouPd1so #fb Mon Apr 08 12:10:37 +0000 2013
Why? http://t.co/MEXUjULYNy Mon Apr 08 11:29:48 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie @CIHR_IRSC ha! Mon Apr 08 10:45:15 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie bah Sun Apr 07 21:38:37 +0000 2013
Why? http://t.co/DhfGxn7HEC Sun Apr 07 21:30:58 +0000 2013
Ottawa, bitches! #fb Sun Apr 07 21:01:31 +0000 2013
Taking the freakin’ bus back to Ottawa. Soooo classy #not #fb Sun Apr 07 19:55:46 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie am at u of montreal now. Hit me up if you want to chat. I’llbe heading to ottawa sometime this aft or evening Sun Apr 07 17:15:16 +0000 2013
A litre of chocolate soymilk for breakfast is healthy, right? Right? #fb Sun Apr 07 12:33:46 +0000 2013
@EmBurgerz hey congratulations! which program? Sun Apr 07 12:31:14 +0000 2013
Why? http://t.co/ucVHyK1lZL Sun Apr 07 12:28:03 +0000 2013
Seems legit http://t.co/QRySry7W1q Sun Apr 07 12:21:31 +0000 2013
@EmBurgerz you were in the morning session. that was someone else’s job 😉 Sun Apr 07 11:37:38 +0000 2013
All my photos from today’s CSEB Epidemiology Research Day http://t.co/hCWjf5FSBT #fb Sun Apr 07 04:29:13 +0000 2013
Video from today’s CSEB epidemiology research day! http://t.co/GPKRm3rmW5 #fb Sun Apr 07 03:29:25 +0000 2013
@sabji nah, just gold plated Sun Apr 07 00:33:21 +0000 2013
Montreal, bitches! #fb Sun Apr 07 00:32:49 +0000 2013
Those of us who remember rotary dial land lines with analog signals aren’t even on the scale anymore http://t.co/TevffwSWhl Sat Apr 06 22:22:37 +0000 2013
Breaking out the “Raywat” belt buckle early #fb http://t.co/6WUiOolchZ Sat Apr 06 15:01:33 +0000 2013
Crap. Another crowded flight. Another middle seat. And farty neighbours. Checking in in 6 hours. Maybe I won’t be too far out of my mind #fb Sat Apr 06 15:01:23 +0000 2013
Happiness is… using the public toilet immediately after it’s been scrubbed! #lowthreshholdforhappiness #fb Sat Apr 06 15:01:22 +0000 2013
RT @KyleRyc: #cseb student poster competition. Also known as party central. (@ uottawa) [pic]: http://t.co/8mlA0IFF6P Sat Apr 06 14:59:43 +0000 2013
Epidemiology research day at UOttawa! Whoohoo! #fb Sat Apr 06 14:59:32 +0000 2013
@techcyclists and the most carcinogenic Sat Apr 06 13:42:22 +0000 2013
Those of us who remember rotary dial land lines with analog signals aren’t even on the scale anymore http://t.co/ptQIgK2Qf0 Sat Apr 06 12:11:00 +0000 2013
awkward http://t.co/BbaQBox7TB Sat Apr 06 12:08:56 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job in North Bay http://t.co/WDu3i3pfR2 Sat Apr 06 02:52:52 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie @hjyan I have many many computers. And nothing for Macs comes in the mail from China 🙂 Fri Apr 05 17:36:35 +0000 2013
@hjyan @bumblebrie I plugged it in. Computer doesnt recognize it Fri Apr 05 17:25:56 +0000 2013
Vets get apology from Amazing Race for showing a downed B52 in Vietnam. Maybe apologize to Vietnam for bombing it? http://t.co/px7Zorr8yB Fri Apr 05 17:11:56 +0000 2013
This just mailed to me from China. No idea what it is. Maybe I’m a sleeper agent, and this thing activates me? http://t.co/OUoratbbmM Fri Apr 05 16:44:05 +0000 2013
And this is why video piracy thrives. Don’t blame the downloader. http://t.co/6iKZUtQlOj #fb Fri Apr 05 14:39:29 +0000 2013
American College of Epidemiology student paper contest: http://t.co/ybt5sMlpIe #fb Fri Apr 05 14:05:29 +0000 2013
Okay, I only have a moderate idea of what’s going on here. Not really. Sort of. Maybe. Nah. http://t.co/qcMG6G0Nqw Fri Apr 05 12:48:14 +0000 2013
Just taught my last class for the semester. Sniff. So sad. #epidemiology Fri Apr 05 00:03:25 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed obviously a trans-man Thu Apr 04 20:43:32 +0000 2013
Beautiful or creepy? How about beauteepy? http://t.co/MPqE8JKxsX Thu Apr 04 19:26:23 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 Masters? We’re PhDs. Thu Apr 04 19:12:27 +0000 2013
In America, even conspiracy theorists fall along ideological lines http://t.co/zfAox1bKcB #fb Thu Apr 04 18:42:36 +0000 2013
Now this guy’s got a serious problem with inappropriate public boners http://t.co/Innq8HK6OX Thu Apr 04 18:40:46 +0000 2013
I think I’ve discovered why wrestling may be removed from the Olympics http://t.co/eOz5G2vDPz Thu Apr 04 18:39:26 +0000 2013
Who wants to see a picture of my 6-pack? http://t.co/GQUl3bKqn9 Thu Apr 04 16:17:18 +0000 2013
Hey Luke… http://t.co/3U0R7qUbDU Thu Apr 04 16:11:58 +0000 2013
If the writers of “CSI: Miami” had also written Star Wars… http://t.co/k1YBH7gyAR Thu Apr 04 16:07:20 +0000 2013
Been an unintentional vegetarian for 10 days. Enough. Time for a Harveys double burger. Because I deserve it, damn it. #fb Thu Apr 04 15:20:20 +0000 2013
Most of the “news” tweeted at me by the HuffPost is actually celebrity fluff. Getting more than tired of it #fb Thu Apr 04 11:44:58 +0000 2013
Ottawa, bitches! #fb Thu Apr 04 11:40:57 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed bah Thu Apr 04 10:40:25 +0000 2013
RT @benmathaicomedy: There’s a maternity lingerie store called ‘Hotmilk’. Besides cows, I’m not sure who’s supposed to get turned on by … Thu Apr 04 10:38:48 +0000 2013
I’m convinced that no group abuses public toilets more than be-suited businessmen #billybishopairport #ewww Thu Apr 04 10:26:52 +0000 2013
Another sign of old age: I now need my glasses to actually see stuff, rather than just to look to smart. Thu Apr 04 10:18:22 +0000 2013
About to board Porter 243 to Ottawa. Anyone else h—- Oh, who am I kidding? No one else is even awake. Thu Apr 04 10:07:07 +0000 2013
I give this a month before this is a thing here too http://t.co/4TheWH9VbL Thu Apr 04 02:30:27 +0000 2013
I know I’m underslept and jetlagged when I try to wash my hands with… toothpaste 🙁 Thu Apr 04 00:53:06 +0000 2013
Only 12 more hours until my next flight. Sigh. #fb Wed Apr 03 21:36:32 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 I was in India! Wed Apr 03 21:34:47 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Wed Apr 03 21:27:47 +0000 2013
More like autoINcorrect! #fb Wed Apr 03 12:55:46 +0000 2013
Happiness is: downloading your favourite tv show via torrent. On your phone. In the airport. Over free wifi #score #fb Wed Apr 03 12:50:26 +0000 2013
This looks like it should be the international symbol for breech birth! #fb http://t.co/JrBGhOfuXG Wed Apr 03 12:49:55 +0000 2013
These London girls where jeans so tight I can tell their religion! Wait, that doesn’t work… #fb Wed Apr 03 12:37:33 +0000 2013
Hmm, has Heathrow wifi blocked torrent downloads? #fb Wed Apr 03 10:48:14 +0000 2013
London, bitches! (UK, that is) #fb Wed Apr 03 10:20:17 +0000 2013
Heading to the airport now. No one message me for the next 8 hours. At least. Tue Apr 02 19:54:35 +0000 2013
Don’t fall for this! http://t.co/jRe8LDc0Hu Tue Apr 02 19:43:35 +0000 2013
So I hear Nigeria is now making knock-off Macs http://t.co/ZSHR6jUwuY Tue Apr 02 19:41:04 +0000 2013
Evidence that the world is full of idiots: number of those Facebook posts with “type 1 into the comments and see what happens” #facepalm Tue Apr 02 19:15:44 +0000 2013
RT @TheRealBuzz: http://t.co/lvjKo00MRo has a contest to name a planet by Alpha Centauri. VOTE for TIBER! My sci fi novel is called “… h … Tue Apr 02 19:00:17 +0000 2013
India: home of the $1 haircut… for which I paid $6. http://t.co/QkLVa7PCWf Tue Apr 02 18:40:05 +0000 2013
Bill MurRaywat http://t.co/gHUnG1Bdwn Tue Apr 02 17:48:27 +0000 2013
Go on, try it http://t.co/ouVT2xNz6i Tue Apr 02 17:43:08 +0000 2013
Homosexuals are gay http://t.co/uQh4nfOofC Tue Apr 02 17:41:45 +0000 2013
Help support Helena’s excellent project to improve health education in Guyana! http://t.co/mQpieA6rAP Tue Apr 02 17:19:47 +0000 2013
Homosexuals are gay http://t.co/5Ml2hU5Xbt Tue Apr 02 15:19:50 +0000 2013
walter walks down delhi: http://t.co/8O9A63PlCC via @YouTube Tue Apr 02 10:18:03 +0000 2013
walter on delhi subway: http://t.co/9IUctAo7pX via @YouTube Tue Apr 02 10:06:51 +0000 2013
Seems Slash has ditched the top hat and is now a statue at Chhatarpur temple in Delhi http://t.co/6WUo40jS0X Tue Apr 02 09:33:19 +0000 2013
Seems I’ve stumbled on a new cult in India: the worship of motorcycle helmets (at Chhatarpur temple in Delhi) http://t.co/Pazg3axxoW Tue Apr 02 09:23:10 +0000 2013
3:30AM here in Delhi. Off to bed, people. Now get off the Facething and do some work! Mon Apr 01 21:58:40 +0000 2013
Tell me about it http://t.co/3l2iZXpDdV Mon Apr 01 21:39:34 +0000 2013
Never seek medical advice from AskYahoo http://t.co/dYAj1wjJGT Mon Apr 01 21:35:38 +0000 2013
Seems legit http://t.co/YbVZSFhBG7 Mon Apr 01 21:06:42 +0000 2013
More evidence of our failing educational system http://t.co/K6nbpSK5tY Mon Apr 01 21:05:47 +0000 2013
Did Orwell predict this, too? http://t.co/O9fgS8P45l Mon Apr 01 20:50:37 +0000 2013
Preparing for my 17 hour flight http://t.co/wkHJ3CsJP6 Mon Apr 01 20:49:39 +0000 2013
India is the classest –not classiest– place in the world. Tourist prices get muuuch better treatment #tajmahal http://t.co/jx1HztJkv2 Mon Apr 01 20:28:27 +0000 2013
I hear rumours of people who don’t like bananas. Who are these people, and are they getting professional help? #fb Mon Apr 01 19:38:39 +0000 2013
good gravy, these are real: Chuck Norris earrings! http://t.co/UatmjK6fxc Mon Apr 01 18:45:23 +0000 2013
An interview with me at “Health Perspectives” http://t.co/Bz8SOlFYOG @@NeomieD @MagBober Mon Apr 01 18:33:59 +0000 2013
Apparently bars in India have a behaviour problem #fb http://t.co/Io3hKtdKIy Mon Apr 01 14:10:53 +0000 2013
Didn’t realize “Khan market” was actually meant to be spelled “con market”. All makes sense now. #fb Mon Apr 01 07:05:48 +0000 2013
It’s almost like these mosquitoes WANT me to kill them #fb Mon Apr 01 06:46:36 +0000 2013
Hey, people sharing that fake Youtube news… you’re a bunch of idjits. #fb Mon Apr 01 06:19:51 +0000 2013
You think your day is weird? I’m watching “Pawn Stars” in Hindi #fb Mon Apr 01 05:31:41 +0000 2013
Only fell for one April Fool’s joke today. Damn you, George Takei! #fb Mon Apr 01 05:24:43 +0000 2013
Somebody in Ottawa just found me by Googling “Deonandia milord”. Now that’s more like it! #fb Sun Mar 31 22:17:29 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed someone has to keep the bitches in line Sun Mar 31 21:27:50 +0000 2013
Hearing more rumours of my doppleganger running about unsupervised in Ottawa. Something needs to be done about this. #fb Sun Mar 31 19:27:06 +0000 2013
Interesting how Facebook thinks I’ve been posting from Kabul. Hmm. #fb Sun Mar 31 18:32:37 +0000 2013
@docblw can’t touch this Sun Mar 31 16:15:02 +0000 2013
@GenBois no comment Sun Mar 31 15:57:42 +0000 2013
@GenBois you and your balls. Sun Mar 31 15:53:13 +0000 2013
Dear people in Montreal, I’m speaking at this thing on Sunday, so come buy me a drink: http://t.co/TX4pPci3rP #fb Sun Mar 31 13:50:07 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/gPiKqCC6Ff Invisible hydrogels (or bored at a wine and cheese) Sun Mar 31 13:36:54 +0000 2013
Ha! http://t.co/8uRYJHhIvS #fb Sun Mar 31 13:35:19 +0000 2013
Street Theatre at Delhi Haat, part 2: http://t.co/oMGSLhUXsC via @YouTube Sun Mar 31 13:21:27 +0000 2013
street theatre 1: http://t.co/nPngqJU8Tt via @YouTube Sun Mar 31 13:16:56 +0000 2013
Lineup at the Taj Mahal: http://t.co/emu3Z9gykz via @YouTube Sun Mar 31 13:07:26 +0000 2013
My archived Twitter tweets from 2013-3-10 to 2013-3-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine: http://t.co/UdiSODCOna Sun Mar 31 13:01:54 +0000 2013
@GenBois see you next weekend? I’m getting in to Montreal saturday night Sun Mar 31 10:51:07 +0000 2013