Twitter tweets from 2013-4-24 to 2013-5-22

:Twitter haiku 348 – “Chinese restaurants / Give new meaning to the phrase / “‘Take dog for a wok'” #fb Wed May 22 16:18:54 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 347 – “Enterprising monks / To sell Christian-themed wafers / Called ‘Pax Vo Biscuits'” #fb Wed May 22 16:15:19 +0000 2013
http://t.co/AdiBIvHYmh #fb Wed May 22 15:36:20 +0000 2013
4:30AM and inbox down to 68. Zzzzz…. #fb Wed May 22 08:22:04 +0000 2013
Watching Australia’s version of Celebrity Apprentice, ’cause I didn’t realize Australia had celebrities #fb Wed May 22 01:03:23 +0000 2013
Does this — http://t.co/TrQLoJR3CI — remind anyone of this: http://t.co/5dCUb0bKwC ?? #fb Tue May 21 23:47:39 +0000 2013
Do you have a question with the potential to change the world? http://t.co/Bw50aGVt1U #fb Tue May 21 18:10:08 +0000 2013
Fezzes are cool http://t.co/jAVEnG4SkK Tue May 21 17:54:41 +0000 2013
Suck it, JJ Abrams http://t.co/pHtfQM5p9y #fb Tue May 21 17:49:11 +0000 2013
Le Wrath di Khan http://t.co/5Nyem9xQkw #fb Tue May 21 17:40:30 +0000 2013
Latest gift from a student. Mmmmmm #fb http://t.co/irQxRm9PWK Tue May 21 17:25:12 +0000 2013
Visual directions on the location of the star named Deonandan #fb http://t.co/bnw1CMWY9L Tue May 21 15:49:25 +0000 2013
That’s right. Lord Deonandan of the Principality of Sealand has a star named after him in the Andromeda galaxy #fb http://t.co/pp51hjUMeA Tue May 21 15:43:04 +0000 2013
Evil sorority sisters… wait, I think I saw that video http://t.co/YBCv8TnBYz #fb Tue May 21 15:24:25 +0000 2013
Student summer job opportunity at the Council of Aging in Ottawa: http://t.co/0y8WDdDLEk #fb Tue May 21 03:42:37 +0000 2013
Latest blog post: best TV show openings of all time! http://t.co/wJPaE5wMIC #fb Tue May 21 02:58:06 +0000 2013
“Like a stripper, you will not accept change.” -Cleveland Brown #fb Mon May 20 23:38:55 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 346 – “Equivalent of / ‘Fly by the seat of your pants’ / Is ‘play it by rear'” Mon May 20 18:39:03 +0000 2013
New York-based job in public health communications http://t.co/7lv1uqmeFP #fb Mon May 20 17:30:41 +0000 2013
Hey, epidemiology students, Penn Jillette talks about Hawthorne effect here: http://t.co/VxMUdwenqU #fb Mon May 20 16:35:15 +0000 2013
“The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.” -Penn Jillette #fb Mon May 20 16:34:26 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, ep 3: Rush once covered Buddy Holly, in a song owned by Paul McCartney http://t.co/l2tHZoWvcs #fb Mon May 20 16:24:08 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… suddenly remembering the cucumber you put in the fridge 3 months ago #ewwww #fb Mon May 20 13:17:58 +0000 2013
So, have the hipsters started using vintage cameras yet? http://t.co/Un7R0xcQxG #fb Mon May 20 12:53:33 +0000 2013
Rob Ford crackstarter campaign http://t.co/NTUxKZmgJA #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Mon May 20 12:49:45 +0000 2013
Best cat GIF ever http://t.co/JdirM6GTz1 #fb Mon May 20 12:45:30 +0000 2013
Ha! https://t.co/lfyoXrqFrj #fb Mon May 20 12:45:13 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, ep 2: Robb Stark’s wife in Game of Thrones is played by Charlie Chaplin’s granddaughter! #fb Mon May 20 06:23:53 +0000 2013
“If you work in an office, you have to take a turn cleaning the office microwave. I opened ours today and a bat flew out.” -Bill Maher #fb Sun May 19 19:18:04 +0000 2013
“We couldn’t get 80% voter turnout if the election was between tits and bigger tits… and they were giving out free samples” -Bill Maher Sun May 19 19:16:39 +0000 2013
An Indian zombie movie? http://t.co/A7WwczvGVQ #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Sun May 19 19:00:17 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 345 – “Native woman ghost / Taught pioneers the two-step / She’s ‘Polka-Haunt-Us'” #fb Sun May 19 17:42:51 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, episode 1: Nancy Reagan was descended from Pocahontas! #fb Sun May 19 17:38:15 +0000 2013
How “Looper” should have ended http://t.co/GvnMh12lPj #fb Sun May 19 13:36:50 +0000 2013
ZOMG someone actually named their child “Krystall Ball” http://t.co/ArF5tlOPXm #fb Sun May 19 06:19:12 +0000 2013
And this is why http://t.co/SwVPVRhBwC Sun May 19 05:24:11 +0000 2013
Just saw Star Trek Into Darkness and now I want to punch JJ Abrams in the sack #fb Sun May 19 04:44:41 +0000 2013
Just watched Dr Who season finale. Very disappointing, except for the final reveal #fb Sat May 18 23:55:02 +0000 2013
Only one American city makes list of world’s most prosperous… and Toronto makes the cut, too: http://t.co/0DEWbGW4kg #fb Sat May 18 22:52:53 +0000 2013
assholes http://t.co/fOK5Tq2W4Q Sat May 18 22:17:35 +0000 2013
Smoking marijuana linked to lower diabetes risk http://t.co/mPt5mXEgCW #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Sat May 18 21:50:35 +0000 2013
Hairy buildings: this I want to see http://t.co/zWbd9ZpaCM #fb Sat May 18 19:10:24 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 i’m from the brown-tailed clan Sat May 18 18:43:57 +0000 2013
Seriously, who’s playing the bagpipes on Elgin St? There’s no call for that. #fb Sat May 18 18:06:15 +0000 2013
F*cking cats http://t.co/j5j2virM9O Sat May 18 17:34:19 +0000 2013
We need our own game show @CSEBOttawa http://t.co/xPlUgeqaPc Sat May 18 17:24:45 +0000 2013
Ian Curtis died 33 years ago today http://t.co/rkG8atP4cH #fb Sat May 18 13:28:11 +0000 2013
Maybe this is a cultural thing http://t.co/bprAQKGpMH Sat May 18 03:56:55 +0000 2013
A special, late night delivery http://t.co/6XmWZQjVAd Sat May 18 03:53:00 +0000 2013
Didn’t work out today and now I’m craving a late night hamburger. No, Ray! Bad Ray! #fb Sat May 18 02:36:36 +0000 2013
I kinda like the idea of a mayor who’s tried hard drugs. Just not THAT particular mayor #fb Sat May 18 02:33:22 +0000 2013
Happiness is… when a convoy of well-dressed former students drop off a box of Cuban cigars to my place on a Friday night #fb Sat May 18 02:24:11 +0000 2013
If Morgan Freeman read the deranged Delta Gamma sorority letter http://t.co/CJEtis3t8M Sat May 18 01:53:05 +0000 2013
The last “dirty mind” image I will post http://t.co/ZueZSytI1v Sat May 18 01:50:30 +0000 2013
More dirty mind stuff http://t.co/qfX6XUJmMT Sat May 18 01:49:30 +0000 2013
How dirty is your mind? http://t.co/5gBAPBOhMA Sat May 18 01:36:27 +0000 2013
As our nation ages, so sadly will reports of elder abuse http://t.co/vLDmAn6zbr #fb Sat May 18 00:43:18 +0000 2013
The Taiwanese accurately summarize Rob Ford’s antics https://t.co/hJzYdLH3BZ #fb Sat May 18 00:40:07 +0000 2013
Anyone see anything wrong with this photo? http://t.co/EkLcIbOpkE Sat May 18 00:33:30 +0000 2013
Might as well face it. I’m addicted to trail mix. #fb Fri May 17 20:20:28 +0000 2013
George Takei owns the Interwebs http://t.co/vH4pgKJe5F #fb Fri May 17 20:05:27 +0000 2013
Pretending to work at the Bridgehead #fb http://t.co/6jSk7OGF1u Fri May 17 19:20:48 +0000 2013
Global health volunteer abroad opportunity http://t.co/c5lWfe80wy #fb Fri May 17 16:44:58 +0000 2013
I have no idea what’s going on here, except that it seems South African girls are hot http://t.co/orKERVvlki #fb Fri May 17 13:18:46 +0000 2013
If he weren’t such an asshole, Rob Ford’s crazy-ass antics would be endearing #fb Fri May 17 13:15:57 +0000 2013
New Brain Stimulation Technique Makes You Better At Math http://t.co/5LC0NT0Ye2 #fb Fri May 17 03:20:05 +0000 2013
Creepy people from Russian social networks http://t.co/o7F13MaVeZ Fri May 17 00:52:49 +0000 2013
What? More guys named Scooter? http://t.co/TyZpKMPFaE #fb Thu May 16 18:52:16 +0000 2013
“Judge sentenced Scooter Libby to 30 months for lying. I believe prison is not the place to be when your nickname is Scooter.” -Jay Leno #fb Thu May 16 18:47:31 +0000 2013
My first thought when naming my new scooter was “Goliath” ’cause it’s more powerful than Libby was. But now I’m thinking “Mabel”. Votes? Thu May 16 18:40:30 +0000 2013
A low-cost online Master’s degree http://t.co/ZTLFzKbsIi #shitmycousinsendsme #fb Thu May 16 17:42:13 +0000 2013
First full day of using my new (used) scooter to actually do sh!t. Countdown is on until it’s stolen… Thu May 16 17:30:01 +0000 2013
Fight bet Star Wars & Dr Who fans. Prime Directive prevented me from getting involved http://t.co/5vipxQjMir Thu May 16 17:26:39 +0000 2013
Selfies that fail http://t.co/zr31SrR5fw #fb Thu May 16 15:27:49 +0000 2013
A compilation of Lara Croft Cosplay girls. You’re welcome. http://t.co/X1Qa3vxVyA Thu May 16 15:23:53 +0000 2013
Dick Brown. Haha. http://t.co/ghKVUfBahG Thu May 16 14:31:07 +0000 2013
This sign has been up at Arts Court for years. I’m glad someone sort of fixed the spelling. http://t.co/OuLJVHRtRJ Thu May 16 14:30:22 +0000 2013
Frosted miniwheats nuked in soy milk. Dayammmnn! #fb Thu May 16 12:13:58 +0000 2013
“Dan Brown’s 20 worst sentences.” Number 17 is my favourite. http://t.co/5Ka8kt6z9u #fb Thu May 16 00:12:26 +0000 2013
“[Dan Brown]’s writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily, thoughtlessly, almost ingeniously bad.” #fb Thu May 16 00:07:49 +0000 2013
Behold, the new (used) Watmobile. I don’t waste any time, babies http://t.co/uFSNdPgTUu Wed May 15 20:57:36 +0000 2013
The victim: http://t.co/5VcENOcaNZ Wed May 15 19:49:12 +0000 2013
Yes, I may have witnessed a crime http://t.co/mIIfwBCFum Wed May 15 19:48:49 +0000 2013
Dying Balloon at the Dollarama: http://t.co/iQzT7tKess via @YouTube Wed May 15 19:47:17 +0000 2013
List of Child Family Health International’s global health programs http://t.co/1BqrYni37k #fb Wed May 15 19:41:07 +0000 2013
Man, getting shit notarized is the biggest time and money wasting aspect of our bloated societal bureaucracy #fb Wed May 15 18:03:44 +0000 2013
Apparently I’ve got too much Facebook going on http://t.co/qoG3Ks4vbA Wed May 15 17:44:35 +0000 2013
Know what’s creepy? When you’re working from home and the window washer suddenly appears… 6 floors up. http://t.co/pZl7GvFzLl Wed May 15 17:30:32 +0000 2013
Fewer messages have filled me with more dread than “Darth Vader is now following you on Twitter” @fyDarth #fb Wed May 15 17:29:19 +0000 2013
Watching “Follow That Bird.” It ain’t no “Muppets Take Manhattan”, that’s fer sure. #fb Wed May 15 17:06:38 +0000 2013
Be safe and #DittoIt. I’m using Norton Labs Ditto to back up my Twitter. You should too! https://t.co/n1En7LnsWs Wed May 15 16:50:10 +0000 2013
3 hours sleep, 9:am teleconference, full workout, and curry for breakfast/lunch. I can go back to sleep now, right? #fb Wed May 15 16:45:42 +0000 2013
So the kid who played young Darth Vader in Episode I is now 24. Maybe he’s less annoying now. #fb Wed May 15 16:40:04 +0000 2013
Apparently the store sends the ICBMs to you in bubble wrap. Wouldn’t want to scuff them. http://t.co/ruyMF0UycC #fb Wed May 15 16:38:26 +0000 2013
If this were under the Xmas tree… could you guess what it was? http://t.co/67lZoyd9lQ #fb Wed May 15 16:37:41 +0000 2013
Could this be the worst driver in the world? http://t.co/SkwutxIUqm #fb Wed May 15 16:35:33 +0000 2013
Oh please, Zod, no. I will stop watching if this happens http://t.co/xRjuHNS2zy #fb Wed May 15 16:15:36 +0000 2013
“Without Warning”: a low budget, but compelling made-for-TV SF movie told through journalists’ eyes http://t.co/mjB3uapz76 #fb Wed May 15 15:00:05 +0000 2013
I wonder if my stolen scooter is being ridden… like THIS http://t.co/zB8RSdLvHI #fb Wed May 15 14:52:43 +0000 2013
Heehee http://t.co/UiXPtX4Ykz #fb Wed May 15 14:50:14 +0000 2013
Including this one ’cause the author is here amongst us, reading this. Kinda creepy. http://t.co/j9cJNYI9uQ Wed May 15 14:27:46 +0000 2013
Can’t argue with this one http://t.co/0NGkKGyZec Wed May 15 14:24:10 +0000 2013
Another Toronto-based epidemiology job with CIHI http://t.co/vGkigVT4Ne #fb Wed May 15 14:19:18 +0000 2013
Toronto-based epidemiology job http://t.co/hL880xN632 #fb Wed May 15 14:18:30 +0000 2013
Hands down, my favourite student evaluation from this year’s epidemiology class http://t.co/YK7iBejbtc Wed May 15 14:05:34 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… realizing the insurance deductible on my scooter theft is more than half the value of the vehicle! #fb Wed May 15 13:56:02 +0000 2013
Just got off the phone with the insurance adjuster. Having a vehicle stolen really is fascinating process! #fb Wed May 15 13:55:33 +0000 2013
Inbox at 76, almost 5:AM, and I have a conference call at 9:30am. Sigh. #fb Wed May 15 08:45:28 +0000 2013
Hands down, my favourite student evaluation from this year’s epidemiology class http://t.co/dnj3FtAYVb Wed May 15 07:28:18 +0000 2013
Apparently this student suspects I did something vulgar to a sad balloon. I’m not saying that I didn’t. http://t.co/Rqw6GaIcr9 Wed May 15 07:14:29 +0000 2013
Student evaluation: I appreciate the honesty http://t.co/feVM8bmtur Wed May 15 07:13:39 +0000 2013
Someone wrote this as their evaluation of my epidemiology class. I don’t know any Helen. http://t.co/CXa5eLPwZv Wed May 15 07:12:47 +0000 2013
Someone drew this as their student evaluation. I don’t know what’s going on. http://t.co/DpJnNriV8i Wed May 15 07:12:03 +0000 2013
My favourite student evaluation from this year’s epidemiology class http://t.co/Oqp2zJ5VZR Wed May 15 07:11:33 +0000 2013
Who’s got two thumbs, freaky goggles, and a new crotch telescope? This guy! http://t.co/L4ePOZbDli Wed May 15 06:53:09 +0000 2013
@RedParrots http://t.co/aITcNMysyb Tue May 14 22:52:47 +0000 2013
Look what I found http://t.co/aITcNMysyb #fb Tue May 14 22:52:39 +0000 2013
JJ Abrams was a writer on Armageddon. Everything is so much clearer now. #fb Tue May 14 17:58:52 +0000 2013
Happiness is: hearing that the cops have assigned an investigator to my scooter theft (unusual) because having video of theft is so rare #fb Tue May 14 15:18:14 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca the two-roll package looks like boobies if you hold them against your chest Tue May 14 14:54:54 +0000 2013
One roll of paper towels for $1.25. Two rolls for $3. Anyone see a problem here? #Dollarama #fb Tue May 14 14:44:16 +0000 2013
“I never liked Star Trek when I was a kid” -JJ Abrams. Then Why the frack are you permitted to direct it now????? #fb Tue May 14 13:25:09 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Mx1DDpsJ2m Say a little prayer for Sue Tue May 14 03:39:24 +0000 2013
This guy is better than half of the cans I once saw at an amateur MMA show http://t.co/udBbHw9hUD #fb Mon May 13 17:45:54 +0000 2013
Yeah, this looks REAL safe #uottawa #fb http://t.co/vY0EFPBzmn Mon May 13 15:56:10 +0000 2013
Happiness is… finding out my discount scooter insurance includes theft insurance! Whoohoo! #fb Mon May 13 13:43:26 +0000 2013
Chris Hadfield has a better voice than most Earthbound, so-called artists http://t.co/nsH5DlHCTX #fb Sun May 12 22:59:25 +0000 2013
University of Haifa summer program in global health leadership http://t.co/IFk5Npbe1v #fb Sun May 12 21:43:41 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie poor Libby was oft vandalized, and now stolen. Beautiful things are not well tolerated, it seems. Sun May 12 16:37:20 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie yep, people suck Sun May 12 16:22:17 +0000 2013
As of 130am I officially became the victim of Grand Theft Auto. Except replace “auto” with “scooter” #fb Sun May 12 15:23:02 +0000 2013
I really don’t get the Neil Gaiman love. Sorry, but his Dr Who episodes literally put me to sleep #fb Sat May 11 23:56:52 +0000 2013
Wait wait wait… Paul Giamatti is playing Rhino in the next Spider-man movie? Just can’t see it. #fb Sat May 11 22:33:13 +0000 2013
Really enjoying the writings of Glenn Greenwald http://t.co/8I4qT7J7Od #fb Sat May 11 21:56:00 +0000 2013
Bill Maher has a blind side when it comes to his own chauvninism. Glenn Greenwald showed him that last week http://t.co/5RUaZiNdSu #fb Sat May 11 21:51:00 +0000 2013
Dear people who shave your real eyebrows and draw on fake ones: you look ridiculous. You’re welcome. #fb Sat May 11 20:55:48 +0000 2013
Libby, my scooter, is back home from the mechanic. Taking her out for the first ride of the season (to Loblaws and back) #fb Sat May 11 20:41:08 +0000 2013
Rewatching all the Iron Man, Thor, Cap America, Hulk, and Avengers movies ’cause that’s what Saturdays are for #fb Sat May 11 20:15:49 +0000 2013
The Gorillaz proved that children’s music doesn’t have to be lame http://t.co/NbfblYu3JI #fb Sat May 11 19:00:20 +0000 2013
A medical student just drew this for me. ‘Cause this is Medicine now. http://t.co/1mwAuNI2n9 Sat May 11 16:55:19 +0000 2013
Someone just used the word “educative.” Is that a thing now? #fb Sat May 11 16:52:47 +0000 2013
Sadly, the word “debrief” doesn’t mean what it sounds like #fb Sat May 11 16:45:53 +0000 2013
A 20 min bike ride I used to do twice daily 5 years ago just seriously kicked my ass. Getting old sucks. #fb Sat May 11 16:45:17 +0000 2013
A room full of 20-something medical students, and not one knows who Bob Geldof is. Sigh. #fb Sat May 11 16:02:41 +0000 2013
Finally enjoyed an ep of “Kitchen Nightmares” this week. Guess I like seeing unmedicated chefs lose their shit on TV. And it want Ramsay #fb Sat May 11 13:34:16 +0000 2013
3 hours sleep, a 9:AM (Saturday) lecture, preceded by a 30 minute uphill bike ride. Sigh. #poorplanning Sat May 11 12:28:41 +0000 2013
Remembering Jennifer Connelly in “Career Opportunities”. Yowza. #fb Sat May 11 05:45:37 +0000 2013
I appreciate the sentiment, but why is my out-of-print novel being sold for $138? http://t.co/uvbIWHy6uQ #fb Sat May 11 05:23:44 +0000 2013
Saw “Iron Man 3” twice in 24 hours. #fb Sat May 11 03:59:10 +0000 2013
Used copies of my first book are being sold for…. $2 ???? http://t.co/eZbw1FrXza #fb Fri May 10 22:50:51 +0000 2013
Ha! http://t.co/oUE7Oydv0n #fb Fri May 10 21:22:25 +0000 2013
Any students in Ottawa looking to volunteer in the CHEO ER? https://t.co/W8Ov4cGL7G #fb Fri May 10 20:54:33 +0000 2013
There’s a source of radiation in our lives that is more powerful than wifi, microwaves or phones. Look up in the sky. http://t.co/siGUrf66Fv Fri May 10 18:27:14 +0000 2013
I put the “ass” in harassment #fb Fri May 10 16:14:23 +0000 2013
A catered meeting with fruit salad AND danishes. Am I strong enough to limit myself to just the former? #fb Fri May 10 14:51:54 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… a departmental meeting held in the only room on campus without functioning wifi #fb Fri May 10 14:47:09 +0000 2013
Happiness is… waking up with an inbox under 60! Whoohoo! #fb Fri May 10 12:43:23 +0000 2013
Most recent gift from a (former) student #fb http://t.co/CpX1cbsIG8 Thu May 09 19:33:41 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is…. missing a grant deadline by one day! Arrrrgh! Thu May 09 15:25:34 +0000 2013
Happiness is… renewing my motorcycle insurance. ‘Cause I forgot, and apparently I was uninsured for 2 weeks :-0 Thu May 09 15:23:30 +0000 2013
Latest gift from a student. Who needs a grocery store? #fb http://t.co/YzAs2vWXnu Thu May 09 15:09:17 +0000 2013
One hour sleep and a 9:AM meeting. Who makes my ridiculous schedule again? Oh yeah… this guy. #fb Thu May 09 12:42:08 +0000 2013
“My formula for success is: rise early, work late, and strike oil.” -JP Getty, billionaire oil man #fb Thu May 09 12:41:48 +0000 2013
#fb http://t.co/Szj8dWOyci Thu May 09 12:35:56 +0000 2013
All right. Some things don’t go into the dryer. Well now I know. #fb Thu May 09 12:05:27 +0000 2013
A simplistic, but effective, explanation of “machine learning” for the statistically impaired (read 1st answer only) http://t.co/qRApBhVNRN Thu May 09 09:00:17 +0000 2013
sigh http://t.co/M6pUHqpTsD #fb Thu May 09 08:17:16 +0000 2013
Time to get me some old-timey religion http://t.co/7sWgJhMcG6 #fb Thu May 09 07:30:10 +0000 2013
Just realized: if I drop dead today, I will have outlived F Scott Fitzgerald by almost 2 years. #so? #fb Thu May 09 07:03:28 +0000 2013
US banks that incorrectly foreclosed on homes issued rebate cheques to their victims that bounced http://t.co/etx5j7IE7X #fb Thu May 09 06:35:41 +0000 2013
Happy Fibonacci Day (well, yesterday) http://t.co/uvYrZh4NX0 Thu May 09 06:00:02 +0000 2013
A Thing You Probably Didn’t Notice: Riker Sits Down Like A Crazy Person Read more: http://t.co/89NXobod83 Thu May 09 05:59:07 +0000 2013
@RedParrots Riker sits down like a crazy person http://t.co/kXGXf66fXm Thu May 09 05:58:32 +0000 2013
“Highlander II is like Hitler — both are roundly despised and have caused pain and suffering the world over.” #fb Thu May 09 01:46:28 +0000 2013
“I don’t think we have any choice but to have free will.” -Christopher Hitchens #fb Thu May 09 01:12:29 +0000 2013
My favourite kind of head #fb http://t.co/FRArNr7tf5 Thu May 09 00:47:24 +0000 2013
Why is “chili” in quotation marks? #fb http://t.co/SgixTFqQUX Wed May 08 23:59:13 +0000 2013
I just learned that there are Black Palestinians. How cool is that? I hereby create the term, “Blackstinians.” You’re welcome. #fb Wed May 08 23:00:38 +0000 2013
Yet more proof that CNN sucks http://t.co/1ragWwoSZi #fb Wed May 08 22:11:40 +0000 2013
Ottawa, bitches #fb Wed May 08 17:01:53 +0000 2013
Google Streetview cam-cars at the OnRoute on the 401 #fb http://t.co/tySjV2mxbm Wed May 08 15:15:55 +0000 2013
3 hrs sleep, 30min workout, no breakfast, and a 5 hour drive: that sounds healthy, right? #fb Wed May 08 09:38:41 +0000 2013
So… Wendy Williams is the new RuPaul, right? #fb Wed May 08 04:04:00 +0000 2013
Tired of hearing so many people involved in JJ Abrams’ “Star Trek” speak poorly of the original show. Explains why I hate the reboot so much Wed May 08 03:19:06 +0000 2013
@jpli18 No. Wed May 08 02:40:13 +0000 2013
I’m Canadian and I don’t watch hockey. There, I said it. #fb Wed May 08 02:29:34 +0000 2013
@techcyclists I don’t think you want me to send you the real thing Wed May 08 02:29:07 +0000 2013
Things you didn’t know about Star Trek: TNG http://t.co/YIx8i87Gg3 #fb Wed May 08 00:34:28 +0000 2013
Space energy comes from sugar smacks! http://t.co/GXZjOCxrGg Wed May 08 00:30:25 +0000 2013
Mothers of 3 kids stress more, while mothers of four or more children actually report lower stress levels http://t.co/mK2Q3LGRr3 #fb Tue May 07 23:27:53 +0000 2013
Sex tape http://t.co/d1Gfj4vKcR Tue May 07 23:21:36 +0000 2013
Whenever I hear about suspicious packages being investigated, I instinctively grab my crotch #fb Tue May 07 22:42:33 +0000 2013
Matt Groenig’s mother’s obit. RIP, Mama Simpson http://t.co/cB8XiYi5FJ Tue May 07 22:38:38 +0000 2013
You know what downtown Toronto needs? No more freakin’ streetcars on Dundas or Queen. Those bloody things slow everything to a standstill. Tue May 07 22:34:30 +0000 2013
Holy crap. Left a bottle of water in the car for 3 hours, and now it’s literally too hot to drink. Scalding #fb Tue May 07 20:53:23 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed your second vagina is an asshole Tue May 07 20:33:12 +0000 2013
If I had a son, I’d make him read this http://t.co/jw4snqTa2A #fb Tue May 07 18:52:23 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill true. Most sanitation workers are indeed named Glen Tue May 07 18:22:59 +0000 2013
Just got off the phone with FightMetric. Those guys are real data pros #fb Tue May 07 18:22:23 +0000 2013
Civilians who rent moving trucks should not be allowed to make left turns downtown #fb Tue May 07 16:18:34 +0000 2013
Inbox holding at 56 (whoohoo!) and it’s almost 5:AM. Me go sleep now. #fb Tue May 07 08:47:14 +0000 2013
Just past 3:AM and inbox is at a mere 62. Gonna aim for 50 before calling it a “night” #fb Tue May 07 07:18:07 +0000 2013
Epidemioology and global health grads, here’s a great HIV research opportunity in the USA and abroad: http://t.co/N0g6pYeIug #fb Tue May 07 06:48:23 +0000 2013
Trump’s hair… revealed #fb http://t.co/CGuIVoQ3dV Tue May 07 06:40:25 +0000 2013
The latest @csebsceb podcast is now live! http://t.co/kfI71hV07j Tue May 07 05:57:59 +0000 2013
Truth: I used to think the song “Danny Boy” was about plumbing. Seriously. #fb Tue May 07 05:38:15 +0000 2013
Tomorrow I’m doing the Kessel Run in under 18 parsecs #fb Tue May 07 04:51:11 +0000 2013
“There’s nothing an unstretched middle-aged body likes more than explosive movement” #fb Mon May 06 21:43:06 +0000 2013
This “town” is a lot like “China”. If only there was a name that would express the “China” qualities of this part of “town”. Hmmmm. #fb Mon May 06 18:41:00 +0000 2013
@jpli18 cookies be fiiiine Mon May 06 16:51:12 +0000 2013
Ever notice how no one on The Simpsons ever changes a diaper or walks the dog? #fb Mon May 06 14:41:26 +0000 2013
More on the fake medical campaign that led to bin Laden’s assassination http://t.co/JixjTFqXDM #fb Mon May 06 14:28:10 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Mon May 06 03:33:54 +0000 2013
Just saw someone wearing a PubMed t-shirt. Wannit. #fb Sun May 05 21:48:15 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie dunno (or not saying) Sun May 05 19:18:11 +0000 2013
The yellow ball of radiation in the sky is fearsome and great. We should sacrifice someone to it! #fb Sun May 05 19:04:06 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie bah to all y’all. Bah, I say. Sun May 05 19:01:53 +0000 2013
Today is Int’l Day of the Midwife. How about we change the profession’s name so it doesn’t sound like a professional threesome service #fb Sun May 05 19:01:28 +0000 2013
@BreeOlson you may now have my thoughts. As many as you please :-O Sun May 05 18:57:54 +0000 2013
RT @zagan: Liquor before beer, have no fear. Beer before liquor, I’m gonna shit on your coffee table. Sun May 05 18:29:42 +0000 2013
@JoyC_1234 I got yer blind Roman right here… http://t.co/xvMwo6AgMP Sun May 05 18:29:17 +0000 2013
Anyone else find it ironic that the last emperor of Western Rome was named Romulus? #fb Sun May 05 17:20:59 +0000 2013
Consider donating some $$ to my student Helena’s project to deliver public health teaching tools to Guyanese kids http://t.co/Y6y9NI5wNB Sun May 05 14:34:42 +0000 2013
Cinqo de Mayo coincides with Indian Arrival Day? Not sure how to celebrate now. Burrito filled with curry? #fb Sun May 05 14:14:33 +0000 2013
Nice that Toronto Writers’ Co-op lists its former guests, among whose numbers I am proud to be mentioned http://t.co/TUB3WC6GWw #fb Sun May 05 13:59:27 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 344 – “Castle engineer / Had water leakage issues / He was demoted” #fb Sun May 05 05:25:58 +0000 2013
In 2019 I will have lived more of my life with the Internet than without #fb Sun May 05 04:44:56 +0000 2013
Proud to be listed as an editor on a student’s brilliant public health book for Guyanese kids #fb http://t.co/jqAmy5WRsv Sun May 05 04:17:00 +0000 2013
How to tenderize your bacon http://t.co/qDalfT8mxm #fb Sun May 05 03:25:15 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 343 – “I’m revealing now / That I’m a secret hoarder / Kept it to myself” #fb Sat May 04 23:44:49 +0000 2013
Seems there’s a Swiss elevator company named Schindler. Users of their product are riding “Schindler’s Lift”. I hope they see the humour. Sat May 04 21:57:20 +0000 2013
“Flaccid speech is the child of sloppy thought.” And flaccid things can’t reproduce. So sloppy thought is unlikely to become a grandparent. Sat May 04 21:40:20 +0000 2013
The least sexy thing one can write on Facebook: “I’m gonna poke the shit out of you.” #fb Sat May 04 14:37:48 +0000 2013
@Cmdr_Hadfield Hi. What happens if someone sneezes on the station? Is that not the grossest thing? Sat May 04 14:36:33 +0000 2013
RT @NeinQuarterly: A nice feature of German GPS systems is Werner Herzog telling you why each destination is more empty and unforgiving tha… Sat May 04 14:28:01 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill I think you may know this person http://t.co/hgYUxlh9y1 Sat May 04 14:25:43 +0000 2013
My grad student @the_jessmister starts her internship with Institute for Knowledge Mobilization http://t.co/hgYUxlh9y1 Sat May 04 14:20:38 +0000 2013
RT @EliBraden: I’m gonna make a big sci-fi movie saga where the catchphrase is “March the second I give the order” then March 2 will be MY … Sat May 04 14:18:39 +0000 2013
RT @rickygervais: “@robinince: listening to new Bowie album, or is it pronounced Bowie?” Bowie, I think, but Bowie is fine too. (Bowie pro… Sat May 04 14:18:12 +0000 2013
“Calling every murderer an ‘enemy combatant’ is like calling everyone in porn a ‘porn star.’ It just cheapens the artists.” -Bill Maher #fb Sat May 04 13:30:17 +0000 2013
Public health research assistant needed at U of Toronto http://t.co/1USq8nHFA7 #fb Fri May 03 19:43:57 +0000 2013
Health analyst/epidemiologist job in Toronto area http://t.co/abOghuMPZn #fb Fri May 03 19:40:07 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 oh. okay then. Fri May 03 17:48:36 +0000 2013
You know, I dread when undergrads come to talk about their assignment marks, but love it when the grad students do the same #fb Fri May 03 17:42:24 +0000 2013
The head of my new bike’s steering column needs tightening. Nothing worse than loose head. #fb Fri May 03 16:45:21 +0000 2013
I wish my technique were this good http://t.co/Af28slY8Io #fb Fri May 03 15:22:33 +0000 2013
3:30am and inbox at 84. bed time. #fb Fri May 03 07:27:23 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 342 – “If Sir Mix-a-Lot / Arrested for bad music / Would be a bum rap” #fb Fri May 03 07:14:57 +0000 2013
I’d like to pluck this http://t.co/zVk0E5aPGR #fb Fri May 03 04:43:15 +0000 2013
Now this is body make-up http://t.co/ufb1ibq9GJ #fb Fri May 03 04:42:13 +0000 2013
The pacman chart http://t.co/L4qjkurDfc Thu May 02 21:03:13 +0000 2013
Jesus is my whaaaa…..? http://t.co/KC8WgVkQma Thu May 02 20:43:50 +0000 2013
Facebook now offers “poke suggestions.” Now that’s a little presumptuous, no? #fb Thu May 02 20:40:33 +0000 2013
Clinical epidemiologist job in Toronto: http://t.co/ikzUlX3RMl #fb Thu May 02 18:49:34 +0000 2013
Looky, looky: UOttawa is recruiting an epidemiology prof — http://t.co/KiH7egZBAv #fb Thu May 02 18:48:56 +0000 2013
Wow http://t.co/XrMm7qXtxH #fb Thu May 02 17:45:32 +0000 2013
“Recent graduates are more likely to want lots of money and nice things, but less likely to…work hard to earn them” http://t.co/rpuubS7jRZ Thu May 02 17:30:26 +0000 2013
Simple things everyone should know, part 1: there are no apes in the apiary Thu May 02 17:28:00 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, part 1: Hugh Hefner has an IQ of 152 #fb Thu May 02 17:23:23 +0000 2013
Best Buy Children’s Foundation Seeks Applications for Youth Technology Grants http://t.co/hWciq4SrwD #fb Thu May 02 17:20:00 +0000 2013
insert obligatory “bitch” joke here http://t.co/mWxITIxGJg Thu May 02 17:18:26 +0000 2013
Another example of an @RISSIJHS paper being cited internationally http://t.co/Fwj2VqzVwz #fb Thu May 02 17:06:47 +0000 2013
I just found these archived photos from 2010’s launch of two issues of @RISSIJHS http://t.co/muPxJ70MyF #fb Thu May 02 17:03:07 +0000 2013
Nice to see papers in the @RISSIJHS journal starting to get some penetration http://t.co/yixOHDCry4 #fb Thu May 02 16:57:48 +0000 2013
RT @ViewpointCTV: ‘I love Laura Bush … only in America would a librarian marry an illiterate’ — @JohnFugelsang RE George W. Bush legacy #… Thu May 02 16:47:45 +0000 2013
A new study has found that the use of porn has little to do with sexual behavior. So quit yer whinin’! http://t.co/omqgUXGd7N Thu May 02 16:29:38 +0000 2013
Brooklyn hipster brunch #shitmycousinsendsme http://t.co/ZF1ha0vRGP Thu May 02 16:26:15 +0000 2013
The early bird gets the worm, who was probably lying there dead all night due to pesticide overuse. The early bird is a sucker #fb Thu May 02 15:26:39 +0000 2013
It’s motivation Thursday http://t.co/jL2Kxqh750 Thu May 02 13:31:55 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie or else i’d have to kill them Thu May 02 12:04:10 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 I’m not dead! Thu May 02 12:03:42 +0000 2013
@dmosher626 sigh Thu May 02 03:08:07 +0000 2013
Fortune cookie says I’m one in a million. Which means there are 7000 of me out there #fb Thu May 02 03:07:50 +0000 2013
Looks like I won’t be teaching stats next year. I’m relieved, but strangely saddened at the same time. #fb Wed May 01 23:59:39 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: when a locksmith is needed to set free students locked in the exam room #whewnolawsuits http://t.co/XRbm0Mi1GL Wed May 01 19:17:32 +0000 2013
Bah Wed May 01 19:15:51 +0000 2013
“Harvard explains why they secretly searched faculty email accounts http://t.co/IdinDL4OJj” Didn’t read this. Just horrified by the title Wed May 01 19:15:07 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is when you need a locksmith to set free students stuck in exam room #fb http://t.co/QpgSlXpVST Wed May 01 18:59:36 +0000 2013
Istanbul’s spice market #fb Wed May 01 18:56:05 +0000 2013
Turkish viagra #fb Wed May 01 18:56:03 +0000 2013
Lunch with Snidely Whiplash #fb Wed May 01 18:56:00 +0000 2013
Whoohoo! A new excuse to skip my workout! https://t.co/Ozvt6bhy9z Wed May 01 18:07:55 +0000 2013
@hjyan merci Wed May 01 17:21:06 +0000 2013
@uOttawaHealthSc Merci! Wed May 01 17:20:40 +0000 2013
Does anyone know when UOttawa health sciences convocation is this year? #fb Wed May 01 17:08:21 +0000 2013
Check it out… the first ever website: http://t.co/1pxpqwmolv Wed May 01 13:00:22 +0000 2013
Hey look! v e r t i c a l t w e e t ! Wed May 01 03:27:22 +0000 2013
Yahoo answers! strikes again http://t.co/HkgfPqaVNO #fb Wed May 01 03:00:30 +0000 2013
Funny…. and creepy http://t.co/HtySLH2KMQ Wed May 01 02:51:25 +0000 2013
Oh sweet Jeebus, I think these are actually real. And unironic. http://t.co/3dpW24507E Wed May 01 02:46:12 +0000 2013
“[Orangutans are] painfully, disagreeably, human.” -Queen Victoria #fb Wed May 01 02:29:30 +0000 2013
@caityjackson you talk funny talk Wed May 01 02:26:34 +0000 2013
@caityjackson well, there’s you Wed May 01 02:23:27 +0000 2013
you tell ’em! http://t.co/QWKz2qC2NR Wed May 01 02:21:32 +0000 2013
Pie chart of procrastination http://t.co/46vihCjEJm Wed May 01 02:20:23 +0000 2013
For you @docblw http://t.co/FxNimNAm0x Wed May 01 02:18:59 +0000 2013
pie chart of people who disagree with me http://t.co/6GjLpQcq8g Wed May 01 02:17:42 +0000 2013
Congrats to @kevinhilditch for winning the 2013 Karen McGibbon Award of Excellence at Mt Sinai hospital in Toronto Wed May 01 02:01:14 +0000 2013
@docblw very astute of you… by which I mean, that toot came out of your ass Wed May 01 01:56:34 +0000 2013
Another somewhat worrying report from one of my bots: “Someone from the Moldova just searched for you on Google” #fb Wed May 01 01:50:40 +0000 2013
Pubic hair fashion show #shitmycousinsendsme #fb http://t.co/JDIRI0lFhP Wed May 01 01:49:41 +0000 2013
@hjyan whaaaa? Wed May 01 01:49:18 +0000 2013
Fried chicken, carrot salad & Manhattan @ Union Local 613 #fb http://t.co/7yosOw03CC Tue Apr 30 22:43:52 +0000 2013
@RedParrots after I paid $50 for high tea Tue Apr 30 21:31:51 +0000 2013
@hjyan first I’m hearing of it. I’ll be at rgn tomorrow Tue Apr 30 21:31:10 +0000 2013
“The Netherlands” sounds like a euphemism for genitalia #fb Tue Apr 30 21:30:44 +0000 2013
Happiness is… free scones at the chateau laurier! Whoohoo! #fb Tue Apr 30 20:16:51 +0000 2013
High tea with former students at the Chateau Laurier http://t.co/aR5Qy5ybEI Tue Apr 30 19:18:02 +0000 2013
According to my Facebook Mobile timeline, I was born in 1980. Explains why I felt so out of place in the 60s and 70s. #fb Tue Apr 30 12:12:50 +0000 2013
After 14 years of taking my money via tuition, my alma maters now want my money via donations. #fb Tue Apr 30 12:10:11 +0000 2013
I think “horcrux” is actually a sexual position #fb Tue Apr 30 12:06:12 +0000 2013
RT @Pyxus_inc: @MikeDolceShow Listener: “Hey Mike, any advice on how to stop snacking?” Dolce: “Yeah. Man up.” Tue Apr 30 01:10:45 +0000 2013
All marks finally submitted. Whew. #fb Tue Apr 30 01:10:21 +0000 2013
No, seriously. The “vegan at a dinner party” joke. http://t.co/Lf4L8H4pNP Tue Apr 30 00:50:27 +0000 2013
Sandra Day O’Connor on Bush v. Gore: “Probably the Supreme Court added to the problem at the end of the day.” Thanks for nuthin’, lady. #fb Mon Apr 29 21:35:09 +0000 2013
@techcyclists I was thinking of christening it in the nude Mon Apr 29 17:21:21 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job in Ottawa: http://t.co/RNd0s6fg49 #fb Mon Apr 29 17:02:01 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job in Guelph: http://t.co/huLzcfPQFF #fb Mon Apr 29 17:01:32 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job with Federal government in Ottawa: http://t.co/1zOMRTqsmG #fb Mon Apr 29 17:00:58 +0000 2013
Environmental Epidemiologist job with Health Canada in Ottawa: https://t.co/qMfyRpueiD #fb Mon Apr 29 17:00:12 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job in Saskatchewan http://t.co/p0eOksisRT #fb Mon Apr 29 16:59:40 +0000 2013
Health analyst job with Ontario government in Toronto http://t.co/QPZi0Vgr3E #fb Mon Apr 29 16:58:56 +0000 2013
Epidemiology job in Vancouver (Influenza and Emerging Respiratory Pathogens) http://t.co/GcPgHX79J8 #fb Mon Apr 29 16:58:15 +0000 2013
Happiness is… my electric sitar re-strung by the Ottawa Folklore Centre. You guys rock! #fb Mon Apr 29 15:54:02 +0000 2013
The latest round of GrandChallenges .ca winners just announced. No UOttawa reps this time! #fb Mon Apr 29 13:51:51 +0000 2013
Guess who gets to ride his shiny new bicycle to work today? This guy! #fb Mon Apr 29 13:47:17 +0000 2013
@Kutchinbird beer and corn flakes Mon Apr 29 13:45:24 +0000 2013
Almost 10am on a Monday and my inbox is still holding at <70. No one move! It’s so precarious! #fb Mon Apr 29 13:37:38 +0000 2013
Never a big fan of Terry Pratchett the writer, but I am certainly one of Pratchett the man http://t.co/zOdY2KMIpG #fb Mon Apr 29 12:57:19 +0000 2013
@JoVanEvery @MatPaterson such romantics 🙂 happy birthday Mon Apr 29 12:49:50 +0000 2013
@JoVanEvery @MatPaterson is that what that was? I thought it was a 1980s retro phone for decorative purposes! Mon Apr 29 12:47:22 +0000 2013
My feed today: 98 tweets from scientists re: breakthroughs, 4 from friends re: current events, & one from an actress about her breakfast #fb Mon Apr 29 12:46:34 +0000 2013
@JoVanEvery @MatPaterson what does a farmer need with that? Mon Apr 29 12:42:19 +0000 2013
Inbox at 69 and it’s not quite 4:AM. That’s my cue to go to bed! #fb Mon Apr 29 07:49:35 +0000 2013
3:AM and inbox at 87. So much more to do 🙁 #fb Mon Apr 29 07:07:12 +0000 2013
How cool is this? http://t.co/RR4Pgr6Ctm #fb Mon Apr 29 06:24:51 +0000 2013
Run! http://t.co/ijPlDHPXpt Mon Apr 29 04:45:56 +0000 2013
Who’s got two thumbs, a bald spot, short legs, and a brand spankin’ new bicycle? This guy! #fb Mon Apr 29 01:23:39 +0000 2013
@dianamchard You so weird #thatswhyilikeyou Sun Apr 28 18:53:03 +0000 2013
@dianamchard I’ll send you all my extra gluten Sun Apr 28 18:41:09 +0000 2013
@dianamchard I assume this is an organic, gluten-free donut Sun Apr 28 18:39:25 +0000 2013
Robot finds 2000 year old burial chambers under Teotihuacan http://t.co/KUqmi03j3l #fb Sun Apr 28 18:39:08 +0000 2013
No comment http://t.co/RpLX8CGedq Sun Apr 28 18:33:29 +0000 2013
Uhoh. Just discovered “Forge of Empires” on Chrome. There go the next 4 days of my life… #fb Sun Apr 28 17:43:09 +0000 2013
RT @TheDolceDiet: WE LOVE YOU CHAEL! @sonnench .,.and still the #AmericanGangster! Sun Apr 28 04:19:10 +0000 2013
RT @danhendo: Quick stoppage especially for a title fight. Sun Apr 28 04:18:34 +0000 2013
@joycepring http://t.co/j2GVBQK29t Sun Apr 28 04:15:40 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed @vinitapersaud oh you actually wanted me to read something? Sun Apr 28 04:10:25 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed @vinitapersaud it certainly ain’t one of the richest Sun Apr 28 03:59:46 +0000 2013
ZOMG. There are educated adults living in Ottawa who believe that the Earth is bigger than the Sun #weep #fb Sun Apr 28 00:15:55 +0000 2013
Go home, rainbow http://t.co/6rxm4QqdQg Sat Apr 27 17:20:46 +0000 2013
Go to the gym http://t.co/Kj9pFM27ty Sat Apr 27 17:20:06 +0000 2013
Wife that, asap http://t.co/pQLrfgV6dd Sat Apr 27 17:14:53 +0000 2013
Epic photos, part 2 http://t.co/E3H8yyjSJB #fb Sat Apr 27 17:12:32 +0000 2013
Epic photos, part 1 http://t.co/JUTF1zBnps #fb Sat Apr 27 17:12:10 +0000 2013
More criticism of those annoying Dove “Real Beauty” ads http://t.co/7kSPnhcypM #fb Sat Apr 27 15:37:37 +0000 2013
Bacon, quinoa, and maple syrup: breakfast of champions #fb Sat Apr 27 15:35:48 +0000 2013
Apparently today is “World Tai Chi Day”, so sidewalk traffic might be significantly slower than usual. Be forewarned. #fb Sat Apr 27 14:18:12 +0000 2013
Ahhh. I do miss the Mike Tyson era (NSFW) http://t.co/kCi88LIi4s #fb Sat Apr 27 06:37:27 +0000 2013
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/xSMpZhPUE1 DIE ANTWOORD – BABY’S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL) Sat Apr 27 06:20:42 +0000 2013
How can you not love Die Antwoord? Especially at 5:02. http://t.co/z0WINRsLbF #fb Sat Apr 27 06:18:15 +0000 2013
Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #4: Witold Pilecki: http://t.co/ufXkumYulV Sat Apr 27 03:47:28 +0000 2013
Damn, I wish I’d thought to post this: http://t.co/tu0TelONLW #fb Sat Apr 27 02:46:40 +0000 2013
Just for @LoganNZed http://t.co/EfqNbP9Xh8 Sat Apr 27 02:23:21 +0000 2013
OK, one more… http://t.co/wLEjSVrarF Sat Apr 27 02:19:12 +0000 2013
And the third… http://t.co/kKPbzolM7K Sat Apr 27 01:54:01 +0000 2013
Here’s the second… http://t.co/AzJn3zkLNi Sat Apr 27 01:53:35 +0000 2013
I’m going to post 3 really dumb Facebook posts (glommed off the internet). Here’s the first… http://t.co/dPX3iC9EBF Sat Apr 27 01:53:01 +0000 2013
Separated at Birth, part 51 http://t.co/iO1wWYdUtX Sat Apr 27 01:19:51 +0000 2013
I guess this makes sense if your baby is a 40 year old gnome http://t.co/QM1rIy07pf Sat Apr 27 00:59:08 +0000 2013
I laugh when my dentist gives me a free package of floss… like I’m actually going to use it #sucka #fb Sat Apr 27 00:25:12 +0000 2013
Anyone out there own a Google Chromebook? What do you think of it? #fb Sat Apr 27 00:09:15 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job at St Mike’s Hospital in Toronto: http://t.co/sC0uUyIb9Z #fb Fri Apr 26 18:33:33 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… that moment of weakness when I buy “chocolate” from the dollar store 🙁 #fb Fri Apr 26 18:27:58 +0000 2013
@rondia yes but it came out as “Nghwrhhhnga” Fri Apr 26 16:54:03 +0000 2013
Dentist says, “yours is the cleanest mouth I’ve seen all day.” Clearly he was speaking literally, not figuratively. #fb Fri Apr 26 16:33:52 +0000 2013
@dianamchard *blush* Thu Apr 25 23:08:31 +0000 2013
@dianamchard I stopped reading when I got to “Mark Hyman.” Had the giggle fits. Hyman. Heehee. Thu Apr 25 23:00:59 +0000 2013
Found this in front of my office. I think someone mugged a leprechaun http://t.co/zd3h4tG7zw Thu Apr 25 22:16:08 +0000 2013
Important infographic: which drugs actually kill Americans? http://t.co/t09OasYLDC Thu Apr 25 22:15:34 +0000 2013
Inbox has (temporarily) dipped below 100. That’s my cue to go home. No one email me until I get there! #fb Thu Apr 25 20:34:41 +0000 2013
Comparing differences in men’s and women’s ages in movies. Quick, epi students: identify all the faulty methods! http://t.co/wnn97CMH8W Thu Apr 25 19:59:15 +0000 2013
@dianamchard Oh. I was hoping for Arnold from Diff’rent Strokes #garycoleman Thu Apr 25 19:38:41 +0000 2013
Happiness is… a travel grant. See you June in Newfoundland! #cseb #fb Thu Apr 25 17:47:20 +0000 2013
@dianamchard as in THE Arnold? Thu Apr 25 17:18:53 +0000 2013
Sunil Tripathi found dead. I don’t know where to begin with this. Grrrr. http://t.co/MatCL9QEd7 #fb Thu Apr 25 17:18:33 +0000 2013
Sweet Jeebus. Another 3 hour sleep morning. Nuhhhh. #fb Thu Apr 25 11:59:53 +0000 2013
Happiness is… meeting up with students from the first class I ever taught, 6 years ago, and finding them successful and well-adjusted! #fb Thu Apr 25 06:00:37 +0000 2013
Happiness is… getting carded at a bar! Whoohoo! #fb Thu Apr 25 05:59:56 +0000 2013
@sabali2013 try this http://t.co/ZWAq1tiv3o Thu Apr 25 00:48:39 +0000 2013
NASA’s rover drew a giant penis on Mars http://t.co/PDGPPYbCi2 Wed Apr 24 23:22:27 +0000 2013