Twitter tweets from 2013-5-22 to 2013-7-4

Archived Twitter tweets from 2013-5-22 to 2013-07-04, courtesy of the Twime Machine

kewl http://t.co/Fq7CPUbQmG Thu Jul 04 22:34:17 +0000 2013
Products of the (North) American educational system? http://t.co/9JBKzfT51u #fb Thu Jul 04 22:28:31 +0000 2013
Just saw “White House Down”. Was surprisingly entertained despite horrific levels of stupid and a Scooby Doo ending #fb Thu Jul 04 03:15:49 +0000 2013
Man, CHEO cafeteria has some bad-ass roast beef today. Yumm. #fb Wed Jul 03 16:42:15 +0000 2013
Pour your cream and move away from the condiment station. No need to stir your coffee for 20 min. Sheesh. #2ndCup #fb Wed Jul 03 14:42:33 +0000 2013
Study suggests female infidelity is on the rise http://t.co/EjpgC5rsAF — I call detection bias. The rate has always been high #fb Wed Jul 03 14:17:10 +0000 2013
Help me choose the cover of my new global health textbook. Do you prefer photo 1,2,3,4 or 5: http://t.co/kjYpeBiZTA (from shutterstock .com) Wed Jul 03 12:12:56 +0000 2013
Open letter to Edward Snowden from his father, via his father’s lawyer, Bruce Fein: http://t.co/xTEKdKyUfi #fb Wed Jul 03 11:47:36 +0000 2013
Who’s got two thumbs, a shameful porn collection, and has just finished writing an entire global health textbook in two weeks? THIS GUY! Tue Jul 02 22:13:16 +0000 2013
Dr Who engagement photos? Sigh. I miss the days when no one cared about Who http://t.co/kc38d1rItF #fb Tue Jul 02 18:57:07 +0000 2013
Good grief, Horace Cooper is a moron Tue Jul 02 18:43:20 +0000 2013
A coffee shop is the only place where ordering a “large medium” makes any sense. That and a brothel for fat psychics. Tue Jul 02 17:04:35 +0000 2013
The joy of writing your own textbook is that you get to cite your own papers http://t.co/lrXrL0CAoB Tue Jul 02 16:59:23 +0000 2013
US plan to invade Canada: let’s just put donut shops on the border; that should slow them down http://t.co/t6JULpGbkC Tue Jul 02 16:21:13 +0000 2013
So sad. Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies http://t.co/pnbaPGwmxt Tue Jul 02 12:51:31 +0000 2013
I still think of it as “Dominion Day” #fb Tue Jul 02 11:43:29 +0000 2013
A little scared to venture onto Elgin St, post Canada Day #fb Tue Jul 02 11:42:05 +0000 2013
I put the Ray in racism #fb Mon Jul 01 13:52:19 +0000 2013
I’m exactly as old as the Dominion of Canada. Plus 43 days. And 100 years. #fb Mon Jul 01 11:05:51 +0000 2013
For some reason, I suddenly find myself thinking about the life of Groucho Marx Mon Jul 01 04:37:25 +0000 2013
Hmm. There used to be law against “‘carrying on with a married woman”. http://t.co/gm5kxjMFIn #fb Mon Jul 01 04:05:58 +0000 2013
Anyone know how the umpire ruled this? http://t.co/fh9zPiWiDD Mon Jul 01 03:54:13 +0000 2013
Fondly remembering…. this http://t.co/H6jFeW7KCf Mon Jul 01 03:50:43 +0000 2013
Jim Kelly at his coolest http://t.co/J1kb5bdE3P Mon Jul 01 01:28:22 +0000 2013
RIP Jim Kelly, co-star of “Enter The Dragon”, who died yesterday Mon Jul 01 01:21:37 +0000 2013
Always so nice when my sister drops by when I’m away and leaves me with a handwritten message of love http://t.co/TvPPVrpCLy Sun Jun 30 23:43:56 +0000 2013
I was hoping to avoid Ottawa on Canada Day. Now I must be there tomorrow morning. Gasp. Sun Jun 30 22:10:02 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: discovering the apple you put into your bag is actually a ball Sun Jun 30 20:32:52 +0000 2013
2.5 more chapters to go! #publisherisonmyass Sun Jun 30 19:39:06 +0000 2013
(The Wrong Girl actually exclaimed quite loudly, “OMG, are you on a blind date?! That’s so exciting!”) Dude probably wanted to die. Sun Jun 30 19:38:05 +0000 2013
Dude in the coffee shop is on a blind date and just approached the wrong girl. Awkward! (Both need indoor voices.) Sun Jun 30 19:29:37 +0000 2013
I’m drinking soy milk in a place saturated with the scent of strong coffee. This is both frustrating and glorious. Sun Jun 30 19:17:40 +0000 2013
For anyone looking for me, I’ve moved down the street to the Green Beanery. (More AC outlets!) Sun Jun 30 19:00:31 +0000 2013
Oh shit. Two more pages to write in this chapter, and only 19 minutes of laptop battery time left… Sun Jun 30 18:40:52 +0000 2013
Holed up at Future Bakery in Toronto desperately finishing writing my overdue textbook. If you’re going to bother me, bring treats Sun Jun 30 16:09:04 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Major Clark Gable’s military discharge papers were signed by Captain Ronald Reagan #history Sun Jun 30 14:35:30 +0000 2013
“There is no hard evidence that ginger actually prevents motion sickness or seasickness.” http://t.co/ucvz8CkypQ Sun Jun 30 14:27:47 +0000 2013
What is this? An epidemic of pelvic floor disease? http://t.co/6YvZRPQ3du Sun Jun 30 14:20:34 +0000 2013
Both interesting and kinda sad: special effects reel from The Hobbit http://t.co/G0iyRl3uVk Sun Jun 30 12:17:07 +0000 2013
Real live mutants http://t.co/lGfY8Vkjw3 Sat Jun 29 23:58:58 +0000 2013
I like this guy’s photos http://t.co/Ykj6v8fh9Q Sat Jun 29 23:34:51 +0000 2013
“Canada’s Greatest Know It All” is one bad-ass show! Sat Jun 29 22:43:48 +0000 2013
@jpli18 stalking you Sat Jun 29 22:27:31 +0000 2013
My interview with VOCM in Newfoundland #cseb2013 http://t.co/NihgAiqLcA Sat Jun 29 22:25:26 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Sat Jun 29 17:47:18 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu or I sleep past my stop and wake up in windsor Sat Jun 29 17:21:02 +0000 2013
Another hour on this train! I canna take it, keptin! #fb Sat Jun 29 16:59:07 +0000 2013
@JoVanEvery tweeting farmers. Who knew. Sat Jun 29 15:33:38 +0000 2013
@techcyclists oh I’m sure someone had a fetish for them then too Sat Jun 29 15:33:00 +0000 2013
I suddenly wonder how many of my fellow train passengers have been huffing the herb #fb Sat Jun 29 15:27:18 +0000 2013
This train trip only cost me 25 bucks, but the boredom is killing me! #fb Sat Jun 29 13:51:42 +0000 2013
@jpli18 or porn Sat Jun 29 13:47:30 +0000 2013
On Via 643 to Toronto, surrounded by annoying teens. Sigh #fb Sat Jun 29 13:22:36 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie gonna watch asian apprentice ep5 on train this morning. Don’t ruin it for me! Sat Jun 29 12:04:47 +0000 2013
AUUUUGH!!! “Giant water bug photographed devouring baby turtle” http://t.co/VYAVAH3RGG Sat Jun 29 03:47:44 +0000 2013
Not freaked out yet? Watch a giant spider eat a mouse! http://t.co/1irY0jueVD Sat Jun 29 03:10:19 +0000 2013
Want to be freaked out? Here’s footage of a foot-long centipede catching a bat in midflight. Yes you read that right http://t.co/UpFZ8yShoa Sat Jun 29 03:04:20 +0000 2013
Smile for the camera… which will be orbiting Saturn later in July http://t.co/i4LhDIj1Rf #fb Fri Jun 28 23:33:34 +0000 2013
This comes in handy, in a variety of contexts http://t.co/r456yGFX25 Fri Jun 28 17:16:36 +0000 2013
Some pics from #cseb2013 (including some I stole) http://t.co/SI86kwkzgU Fri Jun 28 16:55:07 +0000 2013
All these things I have frozen in my freezer… I don’t know what half of them are #fb Fri Jun 28 16:37:21 +0000 2013
Nerds at a conference #cseb2013 http://t.co/dbtSwgxyRq Fri Jun 28 16:00:14 +0000 2013
Women’s self-defence jiujitsu video from 1926! #cool #fb http://t.co/Ue7AndYNgx Fri Jun 28 14:48:06 +0000 2013
Stolen from @vadum http://t.co/hmo2sxIqeB Fri Jun 28 13:27:41 +0000 2013
@Kutchinbird My healthy wang would like to be in Majors, too http://t.co/g4VgQ2ZZPy Fri Jun 28 11:10:54 +0000 2013
@AndriaBitton you are the neighbour of the beast Fri Jun 28 01:56:50 +0000 2013
Ottawa, bitches! #fb Fri Jun 28 01:56:06 +0000 2013
Halifax, bitches! (Well, for 30 min anyway, sitting in an airplane on the tarmac) #fb Thu Jun 27 23:28:36 +0000 2013
Gravol and white wine are a magical combination #fb Thu Jun 27 23:28:09 +0000 2013
On Porter 290 to Ottawa with @KASabarre …so long Newfoundland! #fb Thu Jun 27 21:26:55 +0000 2013
Newfie dating ad #cseb2013 http://t.co/rMHTkD3KQb Thu Jun 27 19:29:00 +0000 2013
This photo was taken on The Rock (Newfoundland). It’s missing the “D”. Get it? #cseb2013 http://t.co/hCt1NZEiYp Thu Jun 27 19:27:47 +0000 2013
St John’s welcomes us #cseb2013 #fb http://t.co/anFaMqZetq Thu Jun 27 19:26:44 +0000 2013
That’s right… http://t.co/1JB8l9ZIn4 Thu Jun 27 19:25:04 +0000 2013
@itspgorma Is there a reason you’re copying and pasting my tweets? Thu Jun 27 19:19:57 +0000 2013
Why is @avihazuriau copying and pasting my tweets as if they were his own? Thu Jun 27 17:56:10 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… yet another CIHR grant denied #fb Thu Jun 27 17:51:45 +0000 2013
Extraordinary fish and chips at The Ship Pub #fb http://t.co/p7T4KpI6x3 Thu Jun 27 16:19:51 +0000 2013
Soooo full Thu Jun 27 16:19:38 +0000 2013
Special thanks to @Cheung_Mel for doing an awesome volunteer job with CSEB’s social media efforts #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 15:02:01 +0000 2013
@docblw I got so mad when I saw this tweet… until I saw who it was from! (Now I’m livid) Thu Jun 27 14:29:28 +0000 2013
@Shehbazzz yeah I’m a week overdue with it. Guess what I’ll be working on today! Thu Jun 27 14:26:09 +0000 2013
Colin Soskolne always asks the best questions (with @mirhadloncar and @SheenaGosain ) #cseb2013 http://t.co/I7osoOYsGg Thu Jun 27 14:25:27 +0000 2013
Less than 100 kids have been paralyzed by polio so far this year, down from half a million 20 years ago #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 14:20:10 +0000 2013
#cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 14:19:24 +0000 2013
Polio endgame working targets, via Bruce Aylward #cseb2013 http://t.co/9MOLNET47D Thu Jun 27 14:11:53 +0000 2013
Bruce Aylward’s talk is well timed for me, as I’m writing the polio chapter of my global health textbook today! #cseb2013 #timing Thu Jun 27 14:09:15 +0000 2013
Polio eradication endgame strategy for 2013-2018 has just been published #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 14:07:57 +0000 2013
Bruce Aylward: Rotary International deserves a lot of credit for polio eradication #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:55:49 +0000 2013
Bruce Aylward of WHO is an engaging speaker. I like him! #polioeradication #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:53:21 +0000 2013
“@amisha03: @Deonandan and I get screeched in #Newfoundland http://t.co/bweZRFmBhe” damn, we be sexy! Thu Jun 27 13:50:18 +0000 2013
Challenge: locate and manage wild polio viruses in labs around the world #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:49:04 +0000 2013
Polio eradication is “foreign aid at its most heroic” #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:46:18 +0000 2013
If polio eradication were to fail at this point, it would be due solely to failure of political will #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:44:37 +0000 2013
Of 6 disease eradication progs in history, only one has succeeded: small pox. Polio and Guinea Worm are still underway #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:43:52 +0000 2013
Rukhsar Khatoon: last child to be paralyzed by wild polio in India (jan, 2011) #cseb2013 http://t.co/1ezMNJX40f Thu Jun 27 13:42:47 +0000 2013
Surveillance data critical for polio eradication in India: where are cases and how do we access them #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:40:39 +0000 2013
Eradication of polio in India one of the greatest triumphs of public health in all of history #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:39:57 +0000 2013
There are social and environmental barriers to seroconversion of polio vaccine, eg cf Northern vs Southern India #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:39:11 +0000 2013
Trivalent oral polio vaccine allows us to eradicate THREE species of polio virus #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:33:50 +0000 2013
Surveillance, routine and special immunization, and “mop ups” are tools of polio eradication #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:31:43 +0000 2013
Fantastic opening photo of closing plenary on polio eradication shows stricken child in front of Taj Mahal #cseb2013 http://t.co/I3IbViS59L Thu Jun 27 13:30:24 +0000 2013
Current talk on “global endgame” for polio eradication #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:27:58 +0000 2013
Sorry that I missed presentation by my former student @kasabarre #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 13:27:10 +0000 2013
RT @RaniaKhalek: Hey media, how about covering the content of the #NSA leaks while waiting for #Snowden to emerge?! http://t.co/aTL5VoMNHo Thu Jun 27 13:24:53 +0000 2013
The term you’re looking for is “selection bias” http://t.co/boUW9naB0D #fb Thu Jun 27 10:26:36 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy I’m kidding. We’re all having a great time. Thu Jun 27 10:25:54 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy I totally blame you Thu Jun 27 10:20:57 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy I slept 🙁 Thu Jun 27 10:02:59 +0000 2013
If anyone hears the the CSEB conference interviews on VOCM radio today, let me know! #cseb2013 Thu Jun 27 09:59:47 +0000 2013
@tracychis it’s nitrate-tastic! Wed Jun 26 21:46:10 +0000 2013
Just ordered a “newfie bullet” burger, which includes fried bologna! Yeah! Bring on that heart disease! #cseb2013 #fb Wed Jun 26 21:43:12 +0000 2013
@tracychis maybe our hunger is more pronounced here? What kind of bias is that? Wed Jun 26 21:41:35 +0000 2013
@tracychis just mention something about dangerous insects and skin disease Wed Jun 26 21:40:57 +0000 2013
So far, I’m inclined to believe that Newfoundlanders are the finest people in all of Canada #cseb2013 #fb Wed Jun 26 21:40:16 +0000 2013
@tracychis noted! Wed Jun 26 21:36:45 +0000 2013
Enjoyed explaining what epidemiology is to @vocm reporter today #cseb2013 #fb Wed Jun 26 21:35:38 +0000 2013
Thanks to Colin Soskolne for presiding over an efficient CSEB AGM #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 21:31:52 +0000 2013
Relish Gourmet Burgers has free wifi! #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 21:31:21 +0000 2013
Man, why is Newfoundland food so good? #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 21:28:10 +0000 2013
Names of senior statisticians in Canada include Robert Plant and Robert Smith. That’s right. Our statisticians are rock stars #fb Wed Jun 26 20:13:55 +0000 2013
RT @SheenaGosain: The fantastic @KylieTingley presenting her poster on #hurlersyndrome #CSEB2013 http://t.co/LUF8VyGHG9 Wed Jun 26 18:37:37 +0000 2013
@mirhadloncar oh. okay then. As you were. Wed Jun 26 18:36:18 +0000 2013
Another view of @mirhadloncar @ErinYiranLiu @SheenaGosain and Hilary Brown doing a media interview #cseb2013 http://t.co/GYWkYQHJMF Wed Jun 26 18:25:54 +0000 2013
@mirhadloncar @ErinYiranLiu @SheenaGosain and Hilary Brown doing a media interview #cseb2013 http://t.co/2R1EhN2Cfr Wed Jun 26 18:24:54 +0000 2013
RT @the_jessmister: Two memorial students being interviewed by the media #cseb2013 http://t.co/lxEYeG8HHN Wed Jun 26 18:21:47 +0000 2013
@mirhadloncar whaaaaa? Wed Jun 26 17:35:23 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill all they eat is fucking plankton Wed Jun 26 16:58:08 +0000 2013
@Cheung_Mel talks about infectious diseases #cseb2013 http://t.co/tdMN0vfpkL Wed Jun 26 16:33:25 +0000 2013
@the_jessmister discusses her poster #cseb2013 http://t.co/TtuOPbaRuO Wed Jun 26 15:45:04 +0000 2013
Marie-Claude Rousseau’s poster on diabetes #cseb2013 http://t.co/yBgfRea60e Wed Jun 26 15:44:05 +0000 2013
Sonia Thomas’s poster on kidney stones #cseb2013 http://t.co/qEAb9nVN1E Wed Jun 26 15:38:14 +0000 2013
@the_jessmister talks about electronic health records #cseb2013 http://t.co/qRfLGHakTA Wed Jun 26 15:35:20 +0000 2013
Rolina D van Gaalen’s poster on Rubella in China #cseb2013 http://t.co/tdZRpGvYS9 Wed Jun 26 15:19:48 +0000 2013
Jian Liu’s old school poster #cseb2013 http://t.co/F0HDfNIZoF Wed Jun 26 15:17:37 +0000 2013
Kathryn Nicholson’s poster on fatigue symptoms #cseb2013 http://t.co/0ZR94izbw2 Wed Jun 26 15:15:41 +0000 2013
Ruth Ndjaboue talks about ethics of work life imbalance #cseb2013 http://t.co/owy4DDYh0r Wed Jun 26 14:16:00 +0000 2013
Elaine Gibson talks about informed consent and Big Data #cseb2013 http://t.co/NRQFZoIA8Z Wed Jun 26 13:57:09 +0000 2013
@the_jessmister misspelled “EHR” on her poster #bwahahaha #cseb2013 http://t.co/PpIlUVJnR8 Wed Jun 26 12:53:43 +0000 2013
Recalling briefly meeting Nelson Mandela on Queen’s Park lawn about 20 years ago. Now I wonder if that wasn’t Morgan Freeman instead. #fb Wed Jun 26 12:32:09 +0000 2013
While his spirit is still with us in the mortal realm, let’s give a thought to Nelson Mandela #fb Wed Jun 26 12:26:46 +0000 2013
Is it ethical to make up stuff for my ethics presentation? #justkidding #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 12:24:58 +0000 2013
Yeah I’m that guy this week who’s been using the middle urinal #malefauxpas Wed Jun 26 12:22:35 +0000 2013
@rcnaircanada are you tweeting WHILE chairing? Impressive! 🙂 #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 11:41:50 +0000 2013
Assange: “First test for the new PM: Invite Snowden to apply for asylum in Australia” https://t.co/55S7eEvamx #doit #fb Wed Jun 26 11:11:09 +0000 2013
Happiness is: another paper (conditionally) accepted for publication #fb Wed Jun 26 11:09:20 +0000 2013
“@qikipedia: The last execution by guillotine in France was in 1977.” Whaaa? #fb Wed Jun 26 11:07:39 +0000 2013
Who’s coming to the ethics session today? I promise to (try to) keep my presentation clean #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 11:04:11 +0000 2013
One of these mornings, I’m going to make it to breakfast #nottoday #cseb2013 Wed Jun 26 11:03:07 +0000 2013
With @LaxtonSamantha at one of the @csebstu events #cseb2013 http://t.co/YsNKY6V85p Wed Jun 26 03:46:21 +0000 2013
RT @KylieTingley: @jendykxhoorn and her super awesome mental health posters. #cseb2013 http://t.co/oFhUxzfmdv Tue Jun 25 23:04:39 +0000 2013
Banana and a bag of potato chips: dinner of champions #fb Tue Jun 25 19:40:45 +0000 2013
Canadian epidemiology superstars Colin Soskolne and James Valcour #cseb2013 http://t.co/xas8dstRzC Tue Jun 25 19:02:56 +0000 2013
Dr Karen Campbell does a media interview at #cseb2013 http://t.co/i0zExu3B0x Tue Jun 25 19:00:23 +0000 2013
Colin Soskolne interviewed at #cseb2013 http://t.co/oLkbg02or7 Tue Jun 25 17:35:46 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu presents her poster #cseb2013 http://t.co/7xjCD3nd3Q Tue Jun 25 15:53:03 +0000 2013
In one image Jinfu Hu explains the problem with BMI #cseb2013 http://t.co/phGxBBRsnA Tue Jun 25 15:51:19 +0000 2013
UOttawa students at #cseb2013 http://t.co/tNNA1tcM7t Tue Jun 25 15:21:32 +0000 2013
Attendees! #cseb2013 http://t.co/LPDc4uetyo Tue Jun 25 15:21:05 +0000 2013
RT @KylieTingley: Fantastic oral presentations this morning from both the Cancer Risk Factors & Mental Health sessions. #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 15:10:50 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 shh Tue Jun 25 15:03:42 +0000 2013
AvB continues to sketch the presenters #cseb2013 http://t.co/YSDxCjYied Tue Jun 25 14:59:32 +0000 2013
Having a twitter wall at a conference is a weirdly narcissistic experience #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 14:54:42 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu talks about autism at #cseb2013 http://t.co/qAbPCaZGgG Tue Jun 25 14:03:25 +0000 2013
Denise Zabkiewicz talks about homeless women and mental health issues #cseb2013 http://t.co/bafkekdgHW Tue Jun 25 13:40:34 +0000 2013
Q&A at the mental health session #cseb2013 http://t.co/SYrjevo0gT Tue Jun 25 13:33:25 +0000 2013
Lynn McIntyre talks about depression and hunger #cseb2013 http://t.co/cNuY2LRcTw Tue Jun 25 13:22:08 +0000 2013
AvB’s visual mnemonics for today’s (fascinating) talk on various “omics” #cseb2013 http://t.co/YJ7mUgAcME Tue Jun 25 12:43:20 +0000 2013
AvB live sketches the Q&A. Who needs video? #cseb2013 http://t.co/jMYum05nEW Tue Jun 25 12:35:46 +0000 2013
Former @csebsceb prez Soskolne asks Dr Vineis a question about ethics #cseb2013 http://t.co/TW4gLP2ngy Tue Jun 25 12:34:30 +0000 2013
Colin Soskolne asks about ethics. I was waiting for this question! #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 12:33:05 +0000 2013
Dr Paolo Vineis is a REAL scientist. Makes me feel like a poser! 🙂 #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 12:30:58 +0000 2013
AvB continues to sketch. Clarity: these are done in complete ADMIRATION and AWE of our speaker who is great #cseb2013 http://t.co/TSt26pkIB0 Tue Jun 25 12:27:27 +0000 2013
@KylieTingley two words: Mayan Apocalypse Tue Jun 25 12:23:31 +0000 2013
@jendykxhoorn well well well, look who it is Tue Jun 25 12:20:19 +0000 2013
AvB continues to live-sketch the opening remarks #cseb2013 http://t.co/aKcmbHtBdJ Tue Jun 25 12:14:47 +0000 2013
For those who can’t attend, AvB is live-sketching the opening lecture! #cseb2013 http://t.co/nUlu6mvsaU Tue Jun 25 12:09:17 +0000 2013
“Exposome” sounds like a genetic disorder specifically experienced by Montreal baseball players #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 12:04:59 +0000 2013
Aha! The word “ethics” makes its first appearance! #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 12:03:39 +0000 2013
I’m paying attention! Don’t assing a hash tag and not expect me to be on my smartphone during the keynote! #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 12:01:26 +0000 2013
Keynote: “blah prefers urine to blood…” Sounds to me like a confused Ayurvedic vampire #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 11:59:34 +0000 2013
A bearded European keynote speaker gives your conference that vibe of Old World importance #cseb2013 #fb Tue Jun 25 11:57:00 +0000 2013
@KylieTingley I don’t know if we’re allowed to tweet from the same table. Violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics or something #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 11:52:32 +0000 2013
Opening remarks #cseb2013 http://t.co/r6WcKW4nDy Tue Jun 25 11:36:29 +0000 2013
Bagpipes? Okay, I’m awake #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 11:35:27 +0000 2013
Happiness is… when the Montreal waiter politely pretends to understand my atrocious French #fb Tue Jun 25 11:35:25 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: stuck in a B&B breakfasting with the only other guest, a dour faced non-conversationalist who doesn’t even have a phone #fb Tue Jun 25 10:58:41 +0000 2013
First official day of CSEB conference in St John’s. Got up at 6am, full workout, greasy breakfast… now I want to go back to bed #cseb2013 Tue Jun 25 10:54:04 +0000 2013
@amisha03 Are you leaving too??? Tue Jun 25 09:58:14 +0000 2013
IDRC program specialist job in women’s empowerment https://t.co/SsscIECoAe Tue Jun 25 09:56:43 +0000 2013
Using Twitter to Detect Micro-Crises in Real-Time http://t.co/J9PwEsLTcK Tue Jun 25 00:56:44 +0000 2013
I am daily more disappointed in the Obama administration http://t.co/9yuzuZm3I5 #fb Tue Jun 25 00:56:15 +0000 2013
RT @democracynow: Nancy Pelosi Booed at Conference for Saying Snowden Broke the Law http://t.co/ES58lykMYF Tue Jun 25 00:54:59 +0000 2013
RT @TimKarr: The @NewYorker’s John Cassidy says journalists should side with #Snowden and against the powerful: http://t.co/2ancqSWEzi #nsa Tue Jun 25 00:54:15 +0000 2013
RT @StephenWalt: If Snowden were Chinese or Iranian, had leaked info about their spying and then sought asylum in US, we’d grant it and cal… Tue Jun 25 00:53:59 +0000 2013
@lidsinc Not staying for the grown-up conference? Booooo Tue Jun 25 00:16:56 +0000 2013
@KylieTingley sweet. Follow up with me offline Mon Jun 24 17:07:15 +0000 2013
We’ll be putting out a special conference issue of the CSEB newsletter. If you’d like to submit something, let me know! #cseb2013 Mon Jun 24 16:46:40 +0000 2013
Are you a member of @csebsceb ? Consider writing for our national newsletter! Let me know #cseb2013 Mon Jun 24 16:45:39 +0000 2013
2012 paper in Steroids: 600-calorie, carb/protein breakfast that incl dessert (chocolate or ice cream) lost more wt than low-carb eaters #fb Mon Jun 24 14:09:19 +0000 2013
Elvis’s “Kissing Cousins” might just be an unacknowledged cinematic masterpiece #fb Mon Jun 24 13:24:52 +0000 2013
@J_Fortier When in doubt, just mention how wonderful I am. That’s usually pretty safe. Mon Jun 24 12:49:09 +0000 2013
post-whale watching, @the_jessmister looks like a parrot taken out of a drier #cseb2013 http://t.co/FrRSRNL7CV Mon Jun 24 01:57:18 +0000 2013
Whale watching is bad for the hair @amisha03 @SheenaGosain @KylieTingley #cseb2013 http://t.co/zh8mE42s2G Mon Jun 24 01:54:01 +0000 2013
@LaxtonSamantha @amisha03 and have you seen this? https://t.co/seUbWzmBsH Mon Jun 24 01:43:23 +0000 2013
@LaxtonSamantha seen this? https://t.co/SL8pLVWkPt Mon Jun 24 01:42:52 +0000 2013
RT @ErinYiranLiu: #cseb2013 #scavenger Samantha on a strangers shoulder http://t.co/W6xNBjwYCi Mon Jun 24 01:37:25 +0000 2013
RT @J_Fortier: Closing remarks at #CSEB2013 – a really excellent conference experience! Thanks @csebstu Mon Jun 24 01:35:57 +0000 2013
Today I saw a humpback whale that a giant shit in the ocean. Yes, it was magnificent. #notkidding #fb Mon Jun 24 01:31:32 +0000 2013
@amisha03 @csebsceb That tweet was from a convo with me! I’m going to take half the credit 😉 #cseb2013 Mon Jun 24 01:28:23 +0000 2013
Congratulations to @J_Fortier for winning the “best tweet” prize from @csebstu See? I can be gracious when I need to be 🙂 #cseb2013 Mon Jun 24 01:27:26 +0000 2013
@amisha03 @lidsinc @ErinYiranLiu @KylieTingley @LaxtonSamantha @KylieTingley screech-in at Christian’s #cseb2013 http://t.co/ptSMyyLlCX Sun Jun 23 09:59:28 +0000 2013
christians: http://t.co/28sASWvL2X via @YouTube Sun Jun 23 09:56:13 +0000 2013
@amisha03 zzzzz Sun Jun 23 05:41:33 +0000 2013
@laxtonsamantha http://t.co/3hf6yFy9Ly Sun Jun 23 05:26:52 +0000 2013
@amisha03 your youtibe video is now live! Sun Jun 23 05:24:20 +0000 2013
Some of our delegates @csebstu — @amisha03 et al– getting “Screeched In” #cseb2013 http://t.co/3hf6yFy9Ly Sun Jun 23 05:21:41 +0000 2013
CSEB Students Screeched In: http://t.co/iiExY73wp4 via @YouTube Sun Jun 23 05:20:47 +0000 2013
RT @amisha03: I kissed a #cod and I liked it, taste of her salty fish lips #screechedin #honourarynewfie #CSEB2013 Sun Jun 23 05:20:02 +0000 2013
@amisha03 *hic* Sun Jun 23 05:15:05 +0000 2013
@amisha03 went to another bar. now home. hic. Sun Jun 23 05:08:23 +0000 2013
Presentation guide recommends using “visual aids”… which sounds like the worst disease ever! #cseb2013 Sat Jun 22 20:21:50 +0000 2013
Proud that so many of my students presented today at #cseb2013 http://t.co/8uEPUdGR9d Sat Jun 22 20:20:50 +0000 2013
The @csebstu audience at my talk today #cseb2013 http://t.co/E3eXpgclyz Sat Jun 22 20:15:24 +0000 2013
@ErinYiranLiu answering the hard questions at #cseb2013 http://t.co/S9wtSdGLsE Sat Jun 22 20:12:08 +0000 2013
@LaxtonSamantha ha! Sat Jun 22 20:11:11 +0000 2013
@lidsinc uh…. Sat Jun 22 20:10:33 +0000 2013
@jonesmcella eggzackily! Sat Jun 22 19:56:31 +0000 2013
@csebstu students asking really tough questions. Makes me glad I already have a career! #cseb2013 Sat Jun 22 12:52:25 +0000 2013
Walk 30 min to conference, or take a cab? Lack of sleep stultifies my decision making capacity #cseb2013 #fb Sat Jun 22 11:58:59 +0000 2013
@amisha03 I guess you guys didn’t sleep last night? Sat Jun 22 11:57:47 +0000 2013
@csebstu @csebsceb d’ohh! I’m not there yet! Don’t start without me 🙂 Sat Jun 22 11:26:29 +0000 2013
RT @YousefMunayyer: Obama now has indicted more than double the number of whistleblowers than presidents before him. #HopeAndChange Sat Jun 22 11:25:42 +0000 2013
Looking forward to being on today’s panel on academic writing #cseb2013 Sat Jun 22 11:25:25 +0000 2013
I think it’s safe to say I won’t be making at 8:AM kick-off to the conference this morning #cseb2013 Sat Jun 22 10:08:57 +0000 2013
Opening night of student version of #cseb2013 in St John’s. Soooo much fun. Sat Jun 22 02:41:02 +0000 2013
@mirhadloncar @ErinYiranLiu @KylieTingley @amisha03 @SheenaGosain I’m heading to Bitters for the reception now. Be there 730ish Fri Jun 21 21:12:56 +0000 2013
Does every unit come with a wiener dog? http://t.co/ltdJ66etYX #fb Fri Jun 21 16:03:15 +0000 2013
Feeding the brain en route to #cseb2013 http://t.co/NJx0IeV4ZQ Fri Jun 21 16:01:05 +0000 2013
Who doesn’t need a bit of butt paste in their life? #shitmycousinsendsme #fb http://t.co/pOPucV4DTo Fri Jun 21 15:58:10 +0000 2013
Keen epidemiology students off to a conference #cseb2013 http://t.co/ugqQoA6HBS Fri Jun 21 15:55:04 +0000 2013
This is what the people behind me on the plane got to see #cseb2013 http://t.co/4w3VaBIL4D Fri Jun 21 15:53:57 +0000 2013
Newfoundland, bitches #fb Fri Jun 21 15:42:32 +0000 2013
So much of Canada’s epidemiology future on the same plane. Not sure this is wise…. #cseb2013 Fri Jun 21 10:26:33 +0000 2013
Girl You Know It’s True. Because so it is written. But you can’t read. So just believe it ’cause I said so #TalibanHitSongs Fri Jun 21 09:09:30 +0000 2013
“@HuffingtonPost: Britney Spears’ 5-year-old niece to follow in her footsteps?” You mean gain 100lbs, marry a loser & live in a trailer? #fb Fri Jun 21 09:05:49 +0000 2013
Off to St John’s for #cseb2013 #fb Fri Jun 21 09:03:05 +0000 2013
“@HuffingtonPost: Arne Duncan expected to tap new chief of staff” Anyone else see a problem with how this tweet was phrased? #fb Fri Jun 21 08:10:22 +0000 2013
Special new low point in life when you have to go to University security at 4am… to use their bathroom, because nothing else is open #fb Fri Jun 21 08:09:04 +0000 2013
My chiro’s receptionists are crazy goodlooking. But their inane chatter is making me stupid. Don’t know how to feel about this #yesido #fb Thu Jun 20 20:15:59 +0000 2013
The giant collapsar at the centre of our galaxy is quite the obnoxious mass-hole #fb Thu Jun 20 20:13:41 +0000 2013
Once more at the post office, where they can’t find the parcel they told me to come pick up. Sigh #fb Thu Jun 20 19:53:38 +0000 2013
Blah blah blah #fb Thu Jun 20 18:27:59 +0000 2013
Ottawa miniskirt season makes me wish I had a regular office job. Not really. #fb Thu Jun 20 16:20:34 +0000 2013
Post-doc position with Agriculture Canada PostDocAdJune2013.docx – https://t.co/hG7qwab8LP #fb Thu Jun 20 14:56:26 +0000 2013
RT @JimGaffigan: “FIRST!” – What John Hancock was thinking when he signed the Declaration of Independence. Thu Jun 20 13:26:26 +0000 2013
What I learned today: dolphins have prehensile penises! Don’t ask HOW I learned that. #fb Thu Jun 20 12:56:07 +0000 2013
A short treatise on decapitation http://t.co/XvT4jfkgte #fb Thu Jun 20 12:52:52 +0000 2013
10 reasons that dolphins are assholes http://t.co/LtpZVusDkx #fb Thu Jun 20 07:27:19 +0000 2013
I’m surprised no one has tried to force this dolphin into sensitivity training http://t.co/uCsil6VSjS #fb Thu Jun 20 07:24:08 +0000 2013
Can’t blame a mortal for trying. http://t.co/MuzHQ7UNJW Thu Jun 20 00:05:48 +0000 2013
Nerds trying to be hard http://t.co/TWFuI4HmYE #fb Wed Jun 19 22:56:01 +0000 2013
You can tell from the look in her eyes… http://t.co/izfQuTGCqY Wed Jun 19 18:02:39 +0000 2013
“Applications for Open-Source Technology Projects That Foster Greater Government Transparency”. Any ideas? http://t.co/gfG029KKiy #fb Wed Jun 19 14:59:08 +0000 2013
For those interested in psychedelics, here is Graham Hancock’s TED talk that was BANNED by TED people #censorship #fb http://t.co/p7W1zg9QK5 Wed Jun 19 13:42:40 +0000 2013
“We live in the balls of the dick that’s fucking the world.” -Joe Rogan #usa #fb Wed Jun 19 13:41:19 +0000 2013
You can tell from the look in her eyes… http://t.co/gF1IovqgJk Wed Jun 19 13:06:55 +0000 2013
Mother of the year #sarcasm http://t.co/fogTP7dzCZ Wed Jun 19 12:30:46 +0000 2013
Some Barbie dolls you haven’t heard of, including “pregnant teen Barbie” and “Zombie Barbie” http://t.co/YGjpLQrYmJ #fb Wed Jun 19 12:28:23 +0000 2013
I’m just going to leave this here… http://t.co/KT4YPO5jSw Wed Jun 19 12:18:21 +0000 2013
What is this trend of young girls trying to look like old Jewish comedians? http://t.co/KMZmOl1yH7 Wed Jun 19 12:14:30 +0000 2013
Could YOU remove your own appendix? http://t.co/brdIkzOfP0 Wed Jun 19 11:55:16 +0000 2013
I know I need more sleep when I read “constitution” as “prostitution.” Twice. #fb Wed Jun 19 03:26:19 +0000 2013
@jpli18 all the cool kids are doing it Wed Jun 19 03:25:43 +0000 2013
@jpli18 that’s so you can watch my late night dance moves Wed Jun 19 03:07:10 +0000 2013
@acurrie seen this? http://t.co/gt2wL2oYR2 Wed Jun 19 02:37:15 +0000 2013
Pretty cool: fund development of a better keyboard for your smartphone! http://t.co/gt2wL2oYR2 Wed Jun 19 02:37:05 +0000 2013
Damn, Google Hangout is muuuuch better than Skype for videoconferencing! #fb Wed Jun 19 02:28:25 +0000 2013
@dianamchard i’m not picky Tue Jun 18 23:13:05 +0000 2013
Need this shirt http://t.co/sAKwG2NmsM Tue Jun 18 23:00:48 +0000 2013
Steven Seagal’s dance of seduction http://t.co/yKewt37HSg #fb Tue Jun 18 20:34:07 +0000 2013
“We don’t say ‘Suffragette’ anymore. We say ‘favours the flatter shoe.'” -Jimmy Carr #fb Tue Jun 18 18:08:23 +0000 2013
No list of famous Guyanese peeps is complete without this guy http://t.co/HQeGysHojU Tue Jun 18 18:03:45 +0000 2013
Need this shirt http://t.co/mnZEsu8k8K Tue Jun 18 17:38:38 +0000 2013
IMDB gives a given film a score of 5.3/10, based on mean score of 6.7 & median score of 6.5. How does that work? #fb Tue Jun 18 15:53:41 +0000 2013
NSFW: historically interesting pornography, going back >100 years! (Viewer discretion advised) http://t.co/cb9oUneyKE Tue Jun 18 15:46:38 +0000 2013
Raywat Deonandan: https://t.co/r88HRkvuiB Tue Jun 18 15:31:59 +0000 2013
“‘Lady Thatcher’ sounds like a device for removing pubic hair.” -Jo Brand #fb Tue Jun 18 15:17:09 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc bah Tue Jun 18 13:29:08 +0000 2013
The sole advantage of not feeling well is that it’s a good excuse to skip the gym #fb Tue Jun 18 12:51:22 +0000 2013
“I’m so manly that I need to take the morning-after pill after I masturbate.” -Me #fb Tue Jun 18 12:47:37 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: wasting Tuesday morning in the walk-in clinic #fb Tue Jun 18 12:24:29 +0000 2013
OMG! There’s a hipster in my building! Shh… If we’re all quiet he might get bored and go away… #fb Tue Jun 18 00:35:37 +0000 2013
Ghetto door bell http://t.co/5sYDrPCbJm Mon Jun 17 22:18:33 +0000 2013
Those attending the @csebsceb and @cseb2013 events next weel, there will be a prize for best tweet. So use #CSEB2013 tag! #fb Mon Jun 17 22:01:22 +0000 2013
When you’re this guy, your career options are limited to super villain and human battering ram http://t.co/G3A1D7es2u Mon Jun 17 21:57:04 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed @docblw He got extra learnings from Facebook Mon Jun 17 21:30:56 +0000 2013
RT @AndyCobb: via Reddit: “I realized that my 6 year old sister has been modeling our dog and taking pictures of it on my camera” http://t.… Mon Jun 17 21:25:47 +0000 2013
@TCobb @AndyCobb “hushed furtive passings” is how I describe the morning after eating a very large and spicy burrito Mon Jun 17 21:22:41 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed You went to an American school. Those are barely daycares. Mon Jun 17 21:19:24 +0000 2013
@OsamaBerrada @MrEpid @colleendavison This was a foreseeable development, as far back as 1998 when the 1st bio patents were issued in USA Mon Jun 17 21:06:10 +0000 2013
Boobies. Is there anything they can’t do? http://t.co/dziH5RryIL #fb Mon Jun 17 20:51:20 +0000 2013
Congrats to all the recent graduates… http://t.co/7VnCOJY1l2 Mon Jun 17 20:33:11 +0000 2013
That’s right. Now deal with it. #indiansareasiantoo http://t.co/4TXwlS4Aeb Mon Jun 17 20:32:13 +0000 2013
For all my former students off to medical school… http://t.co/mVwuO1wA6K Mon Jun 17 20:31:11 +0000 2013
@TCobb @AndyCobb Hang on a sec…. any chance you Cobb boys are part of the Cobb baseball dynasty? Mon Jun 17 20:27:50 +0000 2013
Women’s College Hospital in Toronto is looking for a Scientific Lead for the WCH Women’s Exchange http://t.co/yTEFjxjI3a #fb Mon Jun 17 20:20:27 +0000 2013
Until the new Dr Who can do this, I will always be a fan of Classic Who http://t.co/x3IEZ6eIMU #fb Mon Jun 17 18:27:23 +0000 2013
This http://t.co/5uONIqvgNi #fb Mon Jun 17 16:55:43 +0000 2013
Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #6: Enrique of Malacca http://t.co/TigqMuuFLg Mon Jun 17 16:46:58 +0000 2013
Anyone else see anything wrong with this? #fb http://t.co/jm1BYRyPjm Mon Jun 17 16:29:19 +0000 2013
YOLO is just… http://t.co/SUBQQ19fVL Mon Jun 17 16:27:53 +0000 2013
Is this Nicki Minaj or Mrs Potatohead? #fb http://t.co/98w43TyiHE Mon Jun 17 16:27:17 +0000 2013
@techcyclists I hear ya! Mon Jun 17 16:03:33 +0000 2013
Miss Utah USA Gives Worst Pageant Answer Since Miss South Carolina http://t.co/XcDZtNuNNZ #fb Mon Jun 17 16:00:50 +0000 2013
Though this one sort of wins the prize http://t.co/gtJlioAY0H #stupidfacialtattoos #fb Mon Jun 17 11:14:37 +0000 2013
Just did a Google image search for “stupid face tattoos” and now I just want to hide from the world for a few hours #fb Mon Jun 17 11:13:04 +0000 2013
These Photos Of NYC's Subway Project Are Astonishing http://t.co/zutmudd6tU #fb Mon Jun 17 11:09:48 +0000 2013
RT @jord_21: Sooooo mermaids invented the tit wank? Mon Jun 17 10:05:23 +0000 2013
Look carefully #fb http://t.co/KROPaWG35Q Mon Jun 17 09:53:07 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed I’m thinking he’s hoping for something else when he “passes out” at parties Mon Jun 17 08:57:39 +0000 2013
Sigh. And conversations like THIS seem to actually be happening http://t.co/ka2JPQ1l1i Mon Jun 17 08:55:46 +0000 2013
Masturbation notice http://t.co/P5w7oa5Q3p Mon Jun 17 08:54:22 +0000 2013
Why Jesus is not Google http://t.co/XtkAYrmRjD Mon Jun 17 08:53:09 +0000 2013
I don’t even know where to begin with this one http://t.co/GRqtnwsOHF Mon Jun 17 08:52:43 +0000 2013
“What are your career options at this point?” http://t.co/H7UfBorcOZ Mon Jun 17 08:37:00 +0000 2013
Hands down, the best Harlem Shake video of all time http://t.co/m1HZj8nuKX #fb Mon Jun 17 08:31:46 +0000 2013
Weirdest fight scene ever recorded http://t.co/IgqVyoLXIC #fb Mon Jun 17 08:13:14 +0000 2013
This is not what it looks like http://t.co/Vxy0i8rk5m #fb Mon Jun 17 07:57:46 +0000 2013
These conversations actually happen http://t.co/uLVxWTIooF Mon Jun 17 07:57:08 +0000 2013
I don’t know whether to be aroused, amused, or horrified http://t.co/35xxit9GHb Mon Jun 17 07:49:50 +0000 2013
Bad Product Idea #2: Thongies Diaper Thongs http://t.co/4vJp66XgQm #fb Mon Jun 17 07:48:39 +0000 2013
What I learned today: the Queen of England is descended from Jacquetta of Luxembourg, who was oft accused of witchcraft #fb Mon Jun 17 06:20:39 +0000 2013
More cartoons captioned by Kanye West http://t.co/DMvCZWt0y6 #fb Mon Jun 17 05:26:21 +0000 2013
Brilliant: New Yorker cartoons captioned with Kanye West tweets http://t.co/3KeU7lnWO6 #fb Mon Jun 17 05:23:33 +0000 2013
How does Kanye get through the day? http://t.co/1aeyQdX4Ls Mon Jun 17 05:15:21 +0000 2013
Brilliant and concerning observation from Kanye West http://t.co/ERSPMpBv1C Mon Jun 17 05:14:40 +0000 2013
Jaden Smith is always concerned. Life is so hard as a rich Hollywood brat http://t.co/eZO27jbc6t #fb Mon Jun 17 05:10:28 +0000 2013
Separated at Birth, part 55 http://t.co/y3cXz0YzNJ Mon Jun 17 04:53:20 +0000 2013
Henry Cavill’s stunt double from Man of Steel http://t.co/RIOPFfx2ju Mon Jun 17 04:36:53 +0000 2013
J. Kent’s tombstone says “1951-1997”. Costner is 58 and looks it. On behalf of all 46 year olds: you ain’t foolin’ no one #ManOfSteel #fb Mon Jun 17 03:54:24 +0000 2013
Henry Cavill’s stunt double from Man of Steel http://t.co/FZ1QwzRCSB Mon Jun 17 03:26:58 +0000 2013
Man of Steel summarized in one image http://t.co/qw4irU5zcV Mon Jun 17 03:25:59 +0000 2013
@RedParrots including this one http://t.co/wIARG6dIlw Sun Jun 16 18:46:36 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Geoff Peteson, the robot skeleton on the Craig Ferguson show, was built by Grant Imahara from Mythbusters! #fb Sun Jun 16 18:25:12 +0000 2013
Banana fried in butter, salsa & cheddar omelette, homemade turkey sausage. Mmm #fb http://t.co/GxpsLJk1xR Sun Jun 16 17:38:50 +0000 2013
10 hours sleep (thanks, Melatonin!), a full workout, and a freezing scooter ride in the rain. So far, good Sunday! #fb Sun Jun 16 17:09:59 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 or mentally disadvantaged Sun Jun 16 04:01:09 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 too kind Sun Jun 16 03:09:43 +0000 2013
Love watching karate guys in MMA @ryanjimmo #ufc161 Sun Jun 16 03:01:22 +0000 2013
@anjali_handa @AanchalArtistry hawt Sun Jun 16 02:58:03 +0000 2013
Happiness is: watching drunken old homeless guys heckle annoying drunken young girls having a hen party. Or jill party. Whatever it’s called Sun Jun 16 02:56:57 +0000 2013
@RedParrots nice Sun Jun 16 02:45:59 +0000 2013
@RedParrots My threshold is so low that “deliverable” and “network” (used as a verb) make me visibly nauseous Sun Jun 16 01:29:15 +0000 2013
This is what I’m talking about… http://t.co/13a6TpjbBv #fb Sun Jun 16 01:28:38 +0000 2013
@RedParrots I knew you’d come through Sun Jun 16 01:26:18 +0000 2013
I need some meaningless but smart-sounding buzzwords and terms to put into this grant application. Suggest some for me. Go! #fb Sun Jun 16 01:03:21 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie No you’re not. You’re stuck in the library TWEETING. Sat Jun 15 19:17:24 +0000 2013
I foolishly visited my old Friendster profile, 10 yrs later. Now I have a gaming profile 🙁 #fb Sat Jun 15 13:18:44 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is when dog takes a steaming dump in front of coffee shop patio, and owner doesn’t scoop. Now my mocha has an extra nutty odour Sat Jun 15 11:33:09 +0000 2013
I remain fascinated by the Asian version of The Apprentice. Just… so… interesting… culturally. http://t.co/Zf6EAMTvPi #fb Sat Jun 15 11:29:48 +0000 2013
Got that bitch a stick. Bitches love sticks https://t.co/evwRYOVXtk #fb Sat Jun 15 10:49:18 +0000 2013
I’m just going to start posting random comic frames without any context http://t.co/cviTu6Ii6s Sat Jun 15 10:47:32 +0000 2013
Supposed to be photos of the Ottawa “of power”. Looks more like boring streets and buildings to me http://t.co/IJncDqmEdC #fb Sat Jun 15 10:21:45 +0000 2013
Japan: once again leading the world in WTF http://t.co/6IU5QHYMrB #fb Sat Jun 15 09:24:04 +0000 2013
Advice I should have heeded: “Never EVER do a Google image search for ‘eye-chlamydia'” #oops #fb Sat Jun 15 09:23:03 +0000 2013
Horseshoe crabs look suspiciously like the “face hugger” from Alien http://t.co/ZnKW2XHDGg #fb Sat Jun 15 09:08:24 +0000 2013
Awesome Dog! http://t.co/N1IINVul1b #fb Sat Jun 15 08:55:11 +0000 2013
Trilobytes had eyestalks? Now that’s just creepy http://t.co/dNTnqWwZn5 #fb Sat Jun 15 08:53:33 +0000 2013
“Star Trek makes you want to go to the stars. Star Wars makes you want to go to your basement.” #fb Sat Jun 15 08:51:43 +0000 2013
Congrats to @EJPHC ,some former students of mine, with excellent skills and diverse experience, for striking out into the consulting world! Sat Jun 15 08:03:30 +0000 2013
@EJPHC Nice website! Sat Jun 15 08:00:08 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 352 – “Old Egyptian king / Obsessed with water transport / Pharaoh Osmosis” #fb Sat Jun 15 07:57:42 +0000 2013
I’m glad you fired her ass. Now fix the atrocious grammar in your official statement. Really. Go do it. Now. http://t.co/dkHhsjFVH6 #fb Sat Jun 15 07:34:08 +0000 2013
Analyst, Prevention, Cancer Care Ontario http://t.co/FdtsmPyzO8 #fb Fri Jun 14 21:39:09 +0000 2013
Senior Analyst, Prevention, Cancer Care Ontario http://t.co/XvVVQepd09 #fb Fri Jun 14 21:38:53 +0000 2013
PhD level position in women’s health (Toronto) http://t.co/kYs4JpH1lC #fb Fri Jun 14 21:38:34 +0000 2013
Another health analyst job in Toronto http://t.co/QcUg30IqFN Fri Jun 14 21:37:45 +0000 2013
Health analyst job in Toronto http://t.co/RIUoRvEZSG #fb Fri Jun 14 21:37:30 +0000 2013
Her picture is in the online dictionary entry for “natural selection” http://t.co/BovbrFwOD1 Fri Jun 14 21:36:31 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 and doh-see-doh your residuals… Fri Jun 14 17:50:24 +0000 2013
The 2013 "Dance Your Ph.D." competition has officially begun! http://t.co/ImYDKeHfi3 #fb Fri Jun 14 17:04:31 +0000 2013
http://t.co/KuIXrOqKhK Fri Jun 14 16:40:14 +0000 2013
Celebrities Get Photoshopped Into Boring Regular Folks http://t.co/uDMz7k3Ktr Fri Jun 14 16:37:29 +0000 2013
WTF is wrong with people? http://t.co/P7DviSx7EB Fri Jun 14 16:34:28 +0000 2013
Okay, I have to stop reading comments after online articles. They just make me dumber. And I can’t afford to be any more dumb #fb Fri Jun 14 16:31:19 +0000 2013
Ottawa’s Byward market on a hot spring day http://t.co/RhtUaYGI0p Fri Jun 14 16:20:01 +0000 2013
Mabel with her new wind screen #badidea http://t.co/8L0mAYJdVN Fri Jun 14 16:19:01 +0000 2013
Israeli paedophile adopts girl through Indian surrogate mother http://t.co/sfKoNDLFBW Fri Jun 14 15:32:49 +0000 2013
Oh THAT’s what I was doing on April 9th. http://t.co/TNqEZseDb2 Fri Jun 14 14:35:19 +0000 2013
If the government is doing nothing wrong, it has nothing to fear http://t.co/bX81EyB6jK Fri Jun 14 12:52:54 +0000 2013
I’ve got a yen for Japanese currency #fb Fri Jun 14 04:50:25 +0000 2013
Late night picnic on my rooftop garden #fb http://t.co/kvnJT73nRL Fri Jun 14 01:40:23 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed you really aren’t even trying anymore Thu Jun 13 23:36:32 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed OK by me. Always a whole new generation coming up behind you. Thu Jun 13 23:30:57 +0000 2013
Did men create menopause by chasing after younger women? http://t.co/d0luK0O60w #fb Thu Jun 13 23:05:44 +0000 2013
Stolen from a colleague: “University of Ottawa: Where quality is a slogan.” Thu Jun 13 21:33:31 +0000 2013
Sarah Palin is rightfully upset that Bill Maher used the “R” word. But let’s not forget about this: https://t.co/KXvlDGpbj2 #fb Thu Jun 13 21:33:15 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie yep. Why not state, “male-specific risks of drinking include unwanted paternity and the commission of violent acts.” Thu Jun 13 18:49:37 +0000 2013
Evidence-based or not, I do tire of the paternalism of public health http://t.co/EttWpj0geN #fb Thu Jun 13 16:49:39 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie My objection to it is the overly paternalistic nature of public health. Stop protecting us from ourselves! Thu Jun 13 16:45:48 +0000 2013
Amnesty Int’l is recruiting a “Researcher/Adviser – Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity” http://t.co/JMMFxnCllR #fb Thu Jun 13 16:24:54 +0000 2013
Someone just found me by Googling “mild spastic diparesis.” I’m a tad concerned. #fb Thu Jun 13 16:16:35 +0000 2013
Uhhhh…. http://t.co/xLRx72o0Xm Thu Jun 13 16:13:38 +0000 2013
“Allowing the US gov’t to intimidate its people with threats of retaliation for revealing wrongdoing is contrary to the public interest.” Thu Jun 13 05:29:55 +0000 2013
Alex Jones is proof that if you say enough crazy things, you’ll eventually be correct #fb Thu Jun 13 05:27:33 +0000 2013
This is Edward Snowden’s pole-dancing girlfriend. Best comment: “I need my whistle blown” http://t.co/brvG5kwYGe #fb Thu Jun 13 05:09:41 +0000 2013
America’s fastest growing cities. (Maybe I could like in Gainesville. The bikinis kinda sold me.) http://t.co/3JUHkSn9Bq #fb Thu Jun 13 03:47:56 +0000 2013
@1MaginAZN damn that procrastination! Thu Jun 13 03:45:20 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed your named body parts don’t count Thu Jun 13 03:43:24 +0000 2013
There’s actually someone named “Storey Badger”? I guess “Raywat Deonandan” shouldn’t talk. #fb Thu Jun 13 03:30:28 +0000 2013
Happiness is… discovering your neighbour is a motorcycle mechanic as you struggle to install your new scooter windscreen #fb Thu Jun 13 03:20:34 +0000 2013
The professor’s view from the side of the stage #uograd http://t.co/idYXXSuSjd Thu Jun 13 03:13:46 +0000 2013
University of Ottawa Health Sciences Convocation, June 9 2013 — Professor’s view!: http://t.co/ZidWXUgaoS via @YouTube Thu Jun 13 03:13:12 +0000 2013
Awww, I leave Mabel alone for 30 minutes and she makes two new friends http://t.co/gVn4IZ5TUx Thu Jun 13 03:06:10 +0000 2013
@CigaretsChill weird Thu Jun 13 02:25:52 +0000 2013
The title says it all! We need a Global War On Toddlers! http://t.co/KnlJQILQ8m Wed Jun 12 20:20:30 +0000 2013
Walking through CHEO. Why are there so many meetings happening in stairwells? #fb Wed Jun 12 19:42:16 +0000 2013
Heroes are villains. Villains are victims. Victims don’t care. Orwell is more relevant than ever before #nsa #wikileaks #bradleymanning #fb Wed Jun 12 18:55:23 +0000 2013
RT @ggreenwald: Only In America can a renowned and devoted terrorism supporter like Peter King be the arbiter of national security and trea… Wed Jun 12 18:50:14 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie don’t worry, I had a full workout. Don’t believe everything you read on Twitter 🙂 Wed Jun 12 18:48:11 +0000 2013
Whenever I see a coat peg, I can’t help but think of the final scenes of Midnight Express #fb Wed Jun 12 18:47:32 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie fine Wed Jun 12 17:57:30 +0000 2013
I love when Francophone speakers pronounce “focus” as “fuck us” #heehee #fb Wed Jun 12 17:57:18 +0000 2013
Another reason I’m pissed at Obama: helping to block the full public horror of these crimes from the mainstream http://t.co/Ypuo1aXA7F #fb Wed Jun 12 16:53:37 +0000 2013
Pleased with the patience I’ve seen Ottawa City Hall bureaucrats show immigrants who don’t speak English. Never saw such in Toronto! #fb Wed Jun 12 16:37:49 +0000 2013
AFK. Off to HSS AGM at RGN. BRB. OK? #fb Wed Jun 12 16:22:43 +0000 2013
Louis CK 20 years ago http://t.co/NXm9BVUh5Q #fb Wed Jun 12 15:29:59 +0000 2013
One of my bots just reported: “Someone from the United States just searched for you on Google.” Guess the NSA is getting lazy. Wed Jun 12 15:14:13 +0000 2013
Largest horse? https://t.co/ePCnBCKsbC Wed Jun 12 14:11:33 +0000 2013
Another night of 3 hours sleep. Can I skip my workout, at least? Pleeeeeze? Wed Jun 12 13:49:18 +0000 2013
I learned a word today: “Anarthrous.” Unsurprisingly, it seems to pop up most in reference to the poor writing of Dan Brown. Wed Jun 12 13:39:03 +0000 2013
@hjyan No, I remember fine Wed Jun 12 13:11:20 +0000 2013
Christopher Mayhew’s famous mescaline experiment http://t.co/BbL8LszyCS Wed Jun 12 08:32:50 +0000 2013
Unhappiness…. is when my new digital microscope consistently crashes my computers 🙁 #fb Wed Jun 12 02:57:42 +0000 2013
Who’s got two thumbs, a shameful porn collection, and a NEW DIGITAL MICROSCOPE? This guy! #fb Tue Jun 11 23:04:55 +0000 2013
Kinda creepy how well this works http://t.co/po54M5791E Tue Jun 11 22:54:56 +0000 2013
Induction of “Rush” into the rock’n’roll hall of fame. Worth it just for Alex Lifeson’s speech (at 13:01) http://t.co/Y7HyI2Qebc Tue Jun 11 22:05:27 +0000 2013
Kid doing the spinning comes across as annoying and douchey. But the girl in the background is priceless http://t.co/chTM05Y3GG Tue Jun 11 21:31:37 +0000 2013
RT @sabsterlee: Running into @deonandan always makes for an eventful encounter #uottawa #hss #epidemiologyftw Tue Jun 11 21:01:38 +0000 2013
NSA knows who’s subscribed to what kinds of porn. They have the power to be the best matchmakers EVER! #fb Tue Jun 11 17:42:09 +0000 2013
RT @stopwatchingus: Join us in calling on the NSA and the US government to @stopwatchingus. Sign this now: http://t.co/gmxUICWNrB ! Tue Jun 11 17:40:33 +0000 2013
First day with my new scooter, fresh from the mechanic. Even odds that an asshole drive knocks it over while I’m inside #fb Tue Jun 11 17:31:16 +0000 2013
Dear NSA: I know you’re reading this. Can you please check if I left my living room lights on? Thanks. #fb Tue Jun 11 15:58:13 +0000 2013
“I think that Rush overly dorked themselves in the lyric department attracting the D&D playing, male fan-base.” -T Nicholson. Yep, that’s me Tue Jun 11 14:54:56 +0000 2013
Watched this on a continuous loop all last night https://t.co/q9JNN7DbAP #fb Tue Jun 11 14:26:12 +0000 2013
@techcyclists way! Tue Jun 11 14:11:59 +0000 2013
5:AM??? Guess I’d better go to bed… #fb Tue Jun 11 09:18:52 +0000 2013
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/EDzaQSCKdT Tue Jun 11 07:19:09 +0000 2013
Obscure Historical Figure of the Day #5: Töregene Khatun http://t.co/dMlFS6LDWd Tue Jun 11 07:18:53 +0000 2013
Just realized that my name is an anagram for “Wanna Dead Notary?” Tue Jun 11 06:47:37 +0000 2013
Things I learned today, part 1… Jimi Hendrix’s paternal great-grandfather was a wealthy, white slave owner #fb Tue Jun 11 06:00:48 +0000 2013
Crap. The Rock makes Brock Lesnar look SMALL http://t.co/j133HQVXvR #fb Tue Jun 11 05:15:11 +0000 2013
Anyone else notice that the TUF Brazil finale used the old UFC music from the 90s? Tue Jun 11 04:05:53 +0000 2013
If you Google “men with bitchface”, this comes up: http://t.co/thBi7qb5Ea Tue Jun 11 03:31:21 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca oh shit… I replied to you about the wrong post! Tue Jun 11 02:15:40 +0000 2013
@michaelmurrayca I have several mutual friends with the obvious subject. I wonder what the other side of the story is. Tue Jun 11 02:13:39 +0000 2013
Apropos of nothing http://t.co/uVtIQVV0Lz Tue Jun 11 01:58:39 +0000 2013
No Games on this Throne http://t.co/cDbmIhrkin #fb Mon Jun 10 22:15:55 +0000 2013
Attacking the motivations of the leaker is the weak ploy of those wishing to distract us from the content of the leak itself #snowden #fb Mon Jun 10 21:10:31 +0000 2013
If you’re attending the @csebsceb @csebstu conference in Nfld next week, use the #cseb2013 hash tag! #fb Mon Jun 10 21:07:36 +0000 2013
Girl at Subway: “What kind of bread would you like?” Me: “The darkest bread you have.” Girl at Subway: “You mean, like, white bread?” Mon Jun 10 18:24:50 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is when your new scooter’s tune-up and certification bill is half the cost of the scooter itself! Ouch #fb Mon Jun 10 18:13:54 +0000 2013
NSA surveillance as told by children’s books http://t.co/o25atxgfrZ Mon Jun 10 16:51:31 +0000 2013
Looking forward to the CSEB conference (student AND main conference) in St John’s next week! @csebstu @cseb2013 Mon Jun 10 16:40:44 +0000 2013
Edward Snowden is a hero http://t.co/TWhVBQHFuM #fb Mon Jun 10 16:38:49 +0000 2013
Glenn Greenwald is a hero #fb Mon Jun 10 14:34:36 +0000 2013
Go check out the Google Doodle today! Mon Jun 10 14:31:34 +0000 2013
Why is NASA reading our email? #isjoke Mon Jun 10 14:22:56 +0000 2013
This old production still gives me hope for the new Star Wars movies http://t.co/VY7bO0vqqF #fb Mon Jun 10 14:21:00 +0000 2013
Behind the scene pics from iconic SF movies http://t.co/9gPzqE1WSe #fb Mon Jun 10 13:55:54 +0000 2013
Stupidest comment I’ve read today: “As long as I’m not a terrorist, the government isn’t going to do anything to me.” #fb Mon Jun 10 13:54:55 +0000 2013
Edward Snowden, Bradley Manning, Julian Assange… all attacked by the people they tried to serve. Clearly, we live in Orwellian times. Mon Jun 10 13:39:27 +0000 2013
Why did BMJ just send me an article on “vasectomy and communication skills”? Is the universe trying to tell me something? #fb Mon Jun 10 13:37:36 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is… when you take a 20 minute nap and wake up 9 hours later #fb Mon Jun 10 12:57:20 +0000 2013
Alexander the Great died 2336 years ago today #fb Mon Jun 10 12:44:40 +0000 2013
Hey, the Magna Carta was signed 798 years and one day ago today! #fb Mon Jun 10 02:10:46 +0000 2013
Writing a textbook on my roof in the middle of the night is proving to be remarkably productive #fb Mon Jun 10 01:26:04 +0000 2013
Selfie taken from stage #uograd http://t.co/3IYfTJ0sGd Sun Jun 09 22:29:27 +0000 2013
RT @Desibesi: Is this #Hogwarts or #UofOttawa ? Battle of the #wizards @emburgerz @deonandan #UOgrad http://t.co/ALS11ha1Tt Sun Jun 09 21:57:56 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 Apparently I didn’t… none of my tweets appear in the Uni’s official feed! Sun Jun 09 21:50:39 +0000 2013
RT @odawg_ftb: Main thought during convocation: who the hell are all of these people? #uograd Sun Jun 09 21:39:54 +0000 2013
Former students #uograd #fb http://t.co/vSzAEHVaq1 Sun Jun 09 20:33:36 +0000 2013
No I’m not wearing a Henry VIII costume. These are the doctoral gowns of the University of Western Ontario #uograd #fb Sun Jun 09 20:30:35 +0000 2013
The professor’s view from stage right #uograd #fb http://t.co/R4OCFqqFHI Sun Jun 09 20:16:58 +0000 2013
Trying to take a selfie on stage, but the lighting won’t allow it! #uograd #fb Sun Jun 09 19:47:13 +0000 2013
My shoes on stage at convocation #uograd #fb http://t.co/9mBCLnjnVK Sun Jun 09 19:43:54 +0000 2013
View from stage: Dr Konkle taking a photo #uograd #fb http://t.co/u54Wrmaxob Sun Jun 09 19:41:28 +0000 2013
If they don’t want me tweeting from stage, they shouldn’t have assigned a hash tag to convocation #uograd #fb Sun Jun 09 19:37:38 +0000 2013
@odawg_ftb she’s a giver #noeuphemismintended Sun Jun 09 19:36:42 +0000 2013
Granting of doctoral degrees #uograd #fb http://t.co/7eAg2XDU0M Sun Jun 09 19:12:11 +0000 2013
Convocation has a hashtag? #uograd #fb Sun Jun 09 19:10:39 +0000 2013
@odawg_ftb when you’ve got it, flaunt it #uograd Sun Jun 09 19:10:21 +0000 2013
Live tweeting convocation! #fb http://t.co/zKgRinvyME Sun Jun 09 18:31:36 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 351 – “An Irish Mongol / Suff’ring from Hansen’s Disease / Is a Leper Khan” #fb Sun Jun 09 03:18:45 +0000 2013
OK, I fully expect to be doing some Kamehameha photos after convocation tomorrow! http://t.co/u6DhDxbZEm #fb Sat Jun 08 22:13:07 +0000 2013
Best Obama pics http://t.co/M3krLUYDUx #fb Sat Jun 08 13:26:57 +0000 2013
Everything about Mr T is good. http://t.co/ycHsJTln0h Sat Jun 08 13:25:28 +0000 2013
Remembering fondly David Brin’s “Heaven’s Reach”, a grand, unapologetic space opera http://t.co/MDNbLjHbTz #fb Sat Jun 08 04:03:44 +0000 2013
Gorgeous Floating Buildings Around the World http://t.co/MiBN1rAnj1 #fb Sat Jun 08 03:07:47 +0000 2013
Want to see a train crash into a nuclear containment pod? http://t.co/VTAckSj0cl #fb Sat Jun 08 03:05:53 +0000 2013
My favourite new function on Facebook is “Unfollow Post”. Just comment and dash! Mwahahahaaaa #fb Fri Jun 07 23:18:46 +0000 2013
My new coffee shop addiction is steamed soy milk with a touch of brown sugar. Shaddap, it’s not weird! #fb Fri Jun 07 21:56:35 +0000 2013
Epidemiologist job… somewhere in Ontario http://t.co/Vy9kfcgJMP #fb Fri Jun 07 21:05:16 +0000 2013
I like watching smokers shivering in the cold, as their addiction robs them of all dignity #fb Fri Jun 07 20:46:02 +0000 2013
Dorothy Parker died this day in 1967, just two months before my birth. If only she’d known… #fb Fri Jun 07 18:16:15 +0000 2013
That’s what I’m talkin’ about http://t.co/MN3MegG1M6 Fri Jun 07 16:41:40 +0000 2013
Should I be unhappy that I’ve pulled a muscle in my back, or happy that I have an excuse to skip my workout? #fb Fri Jun 07 15:43:12 +0000 2013
RT @acarvin: Apparently having opinions makes @GGreenwald a “blogger” rather than a journalist. How very 2005. http://t.co/d1q2rvgcD6 Fri Jun 07 14:41:42 +0000 2013
Creepy things kids say http://t.co/McRsmPpSmA #fb Fri Jun 07 14:32:49 +0000 2013
“You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.” -small boy [ http://t.co/mXOTn1u6GZ ] #fb Fri Jun 07 14:26:36 +0000 2013
Fellow Ottawans, if you haven’t been to the Diefenbunker, you really should! http://t.co/MdSZGesKzD #fb Fri Jun 07 04:35:13 +0000 2013
@rondia my thought exactly. The “get over it” line makes me want to slap somebody. Fri Jun 07 04:09:23 +0000 2013
5 years later, still freaked out by this story. Dude was in his right to complain http://t.co/95LZRl0pFb #fb Fri Jun 07 04:05:45 +0000 2013
fear the fat http://t.co/UFMozsjpL4 Fri Jun 07 03:59:27 +0000 2013
@smay091 Well now I won’t, just to get all Heisenberg up in this beeyatch Fri Jun 07 03:39:44 +0000 2013
On, off, on, off, on, off…. http://t.co/AeHPb4kj6w Fri Jun 07 03:10:21 +0000 2013
OK, this looks like it might actually be good http://t.co/bl9tPCFP5w #fb Fri Jun 07 03:09:48 +0000 2013
Somebody just Googled “”raywat deonandan frequently asked questions”. Seriously. #fb Fri Jun 07 02:49:55 +0000 2013
Look, it’s bad enough you’re talking on the phone in the massage waiting room. But do you really need to be shouting into the phone? #fb Thu Jun 06 21:53:22 +0000 2013
With all the gossip & casting rumours about new Star Wars, but still no story, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to see it #fb Thu Jun 06 21:49:45 +0000 2013
Ever notice how those with the least interesting things to say always have the loudest voices in coffee shops? #fb Thu Jun 06 19:38:42 +0000 2013
Just off phone with @csebsceb student conference organizers in Newfoundland. They are so on the ball! Hope to see everyone there! #fb Thu Jun 06 19:16:16 +0000 2013
Trying to write an entire textbook in one day, with a headache. Quality? Who needs that? #fb Thu Jun 06 17:56:59 +0000 2013
I wish Google would stop informing me of updated to Google Plus and Google Hangouts. Nobody cares #fb Thu Jun 06 16:51:16 +0000 2013
“Somewhere, John Lennon is smiling” http://t.co/2kzQWQubTj #fb Thu Jun 06 15:23:09 +0000 2013
Since we’re on a roll… http://t.co/HD89ud5bLb Thu Jun 06 13:29:03 +0000 2013
My penis is a real dick #fb Thu Jun 06 13:27:26 +0000 2013
Sort of answers the age-old question: who was the more miserable, Morrissey or Dickens? http://t.co/DQLG6nc5Fy #fb Thu Jun 06 01:53:16 +0000 2013
Watch this while listening to Queen’s “Under Pressure”. Go ahead. http://t.co/nb2Va3xPFq #fb Thu Jun 06 01:49:16 +0000 2013
Listen to Freddie Mercury and David Bowie on the Isolated Vocal Track for the Queen Hit ‘Under Pressure,’ 1981 http://t.co/rKcPrHOm5A Thu Jun 06 01:34:25 +0000 2013
Watch @HollieMcNish do the math on who we should blame for immigration problems. (via @Upworthy) http://t.co/0CJ4hqPrHk Thu Jun 06 01:28:52 +0000 2013
@RedParrots i guess so Thu Jun 06 01:17:39 +0000 2013
Dear Toronto peeps: are there any home phone/internet/cable alternatives to Rogers? Sick and tired of poor service #fb Thu Jun 06 00:05:01 +0000 2013
RT @MrDanielTosh: Coworker just asked me if I’m “working hard or hardly working” & now I’m standing over him asking if he’s “bleeding bad o… Wed Jun 05 22:06:41 +0000 2013
It’s funny ’cause it’s true http://t.co/cxvckU0s4F Wed Jun 05 21:44:04 +0000 2013
There were no witnesses. But the Pillsbury Doughboy is in custody http://t.co/JwFKDLSdCf Wed Jun 05 21:38:55 +0000 2013
Despite rumours to the contrary, students dressing like this at convocation will NOT receive an extra degree http://t.co/gDgM6NcTAf #fb Wed Jun 05 21:36:51 +0000 2013
It’s the “but she broke the rules so she gets what she deserves” people I really want to slap hard http://t.co/DSVXG40Nqe Wed Jun 05 21:22:54 +0000 2013
Overheard today on UofT campus: “Shrimp are made from vegetables, right?” I hope he was being funny #fb Wed Jun 05 21:03:25 +0000 2013
What’s more ridiculous? What the school did, or the commenters below defending this counterproductive action? http://t.co/sENFKftshW #fb Wed Jun 05 21:00:23 +0000 2013
First time sitting in convocation hall at UofT in about 25 years http://t.co/okP3cL00of Wed Jun 05 20:10:43 +0000 2013
Audience at UofT convocation for MPH grads, etc #fb http://t.co/qfJK4eLLn8 Wed Jun 05 19:57:35 +0000 2013
Back in the day, gamers used to steal classroom projectors, hence the cage #uoft #fb http://t.co/00llWuAhLM Wed Jun 05 18:01:58 +0000 2013
Slumming in a U of T classroom, reliving my student days 25 years ago. Now where did I leave that gum…. #fb Wed Jun 05 16:28:41 +0000 2013
At every event there’s always an old Guyanese person asking people, “You know me?” You’re supposed to pretend that you do #fb Wed Jun 05 16:21:11 +0000 2013
Guy behind me just shouted “Yay, Mom!” as his mother got her degree. Gotta admit, a I teared up a bit #uoftconvocation #fb Wed Jun 05 15:15:33 +0000 2013
UofT convocation speaker is talking about The Wrath of Khan. Seriously. And yet I’m still bored #fb Wed Jun 05 14:39:23 +0000 2013
Oh crap. Phone is almost out of power and the ceremony hasn’t even begun. How am I going to make it? #convocation #fb Wed Jun 05 14:03:34 +0000 2013
@NarayanMD oh but they’re not making do. They’re holding up several lines. The shapely-legged ones I can forgive 🙂 Wed Jun 05 13:56:32 +0000 2013
Dear women in 6″ stilettos navigating the treacherous steps of convocation hall: life is full of challenging choices. You chose poorly. #fb Wed Jun 05 13:53:36 +0000 2013
Is this what all families go through at university convocations now? Putting up with clinically insane people in the audience? #uoft #fb Wed Jun 05 13:46:43 +0000 2013
I’m on a list of famous Guyanese peeps. I guess they set the fame bar pretty low. Thanks, @vinitapersaud http://t.co/npQNrGG46B #fb Wed Jun 05 13:45:08 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud wow. Apparently they set the fame bar low these days! Wed Jun 05 13:42:43 +0000 2013
Dear annoying woman talking loudly on your phone: the entire section is empty. Why must you sit right next to me? #convocationhall #fb Wed Jun 05 13:32:15 +0000 2013
23 years after my own graduation from here, am attending the grad of one of my “fake kids” at UofT. Combo of weird, exciting & boring #fb Wed Jun 05 13:11:31 +0000 2013
Dear UofT convocation: thanks for selling me a $3 cup of stale coffee then stopping me from bringing it inside #WtF? #fb Wed Jun 05 13:06:41 +0000 2013
Sad dog diaries http://t.co/dpXhVKxyUa #fb Wed Jun 05 11:33:43 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches #fb Wed Jun 05 02:56:31 +0000 2013
There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Rayway #stopmisspellingmyname #fb Tue Jun 04 21:02:19 +0000 2013
Heading to Toronto on Via 659 ECONOMY CLASS. Yikes. Hours with the plebes. I feel dirty already #fb Tue Jun 04 20:54:24 +0000 2013
@techcyclists High And Mighty Lord Wat will suffice Tue Jun 04 20:32:09 +0000 2013
I’ve just discovered delicious plutonium: bananas and chocolate-covered almonds! Together! #fb Tue Jun 04 20:03:17 +0000 2013
Don’t judge me. You know you want to play http://t.co/YiAowfjPGL Tue Jun 04 18:37:28 +0000 2013
“With every symposium at which I speak, there’s a non-zero chance that they will spell my name wrongly.” -RAYWAY Deonandan #fb Tue Jun 04 18:34:42 +0000 2013
Brilliant http://t.co/i3FMw6mkch Tue Jun 04 17:20:51 +0000 2013
OK, can you imagine the meeting in which it was decided that this was a good idea? http://t.co/hWgE2Qti5b Tue Jun 04 17:18:51 +0000 2013
Why didn’t I think of this? http://t.co/0gKuulIfzj #fb Tue Jun 04 17:17:54 +0000 2013
Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can build a better Ann Coulter http://t.co/0als9yuy3j #fb Tue Jun 04 17:17:29 +0000 2013
Who’s got 2 thumbs, moobs, bifocals, and tickets to see Rush in Ottawa in July? This guy! #fb Tue Jun 04 17:12:16 +0000 2013
Chewbacca’s penis http://t.co/wMZuC1LxfR Tue Jun 04 16:44:23 +0000 2013
Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out a part of the human body that is most useful when erect. Unless you got SPINE you’re a perv #fb Tue Jun 04 16:39:44 +0000 2013
Hardest decision I made all week: leaving a symposium early before the free lunch 🙁 #fb Tue Jun 04 15:53:31 +0000 2013
Yes, there are people who think the Earth is bigger than the Sun http://t.co/O1jtZ8oHqK #fb Tue Jun 04 05:42:11 +0000 2013
Employ Adam: http://t.co/VwaNEmhegL Tue Jun 04 01:20:40 +0000 2013
https://t.co/W2q0CnmAxk Tue Jun 04 00:32:43 +0000 2013
heh http://t.co/1qBW2r1pd8 Tue Jun 04 00:32:05 +0000 2013
Cats are assholes http://t.co/eORQVyJGqs Tue Jun 04 00:31:06 +0000 2013
@JoyC_1234 No comment Mon Jun 03 23:01:55 +0000 2013
@JoyC_1234 maybe you shouldn’t look at this cake, then… http://t.co/UgQGkUfZEr Mon Jun 03 22:46:07 +0000 2013
Reality TV is rapidly correlating with Rule 34 #fb Mon Jun 03 20:44:57 +0000 2013
Go on, call ’em http://t.co/HKUXiNc2RZ Mon Jun 03 20:44:44 +0000 2013
Mmmmm http://t.co/XZcw0HIFlB Mon Jun 03 19:58:14 +0000 2013
Looks fishy http://t.co/HouVn2YJEj Mon Jun 03 19:05:55 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed http://t.co/YEbFzX9gxg Mon Jun 03 17:49:32 +0000 2013
Hee hee http://t.co/J7XwP74POs Mon Jun 03 17:25:07 +0000 2013
that’s suspicious http://t.co/bpipnKKePU Mon Jun 03 17:23:47 +0000 2013
Dick Cheney = Thomas Cromwell. Discuss #fb Mon Jun 03 16:24:46 +0000 2013
Hilarious and gossipy: “I Was a Liberal Mole at Fox News” http://t.co/lPiGgR6hXu #fb Mon Jun 03 15:54:09 +0000 2013
I’m shallow. To leave Earth permanently I require the company of more attractive people than have presently applied http://t.co/EwmXCtzbOK Mon Jun 03 15:34:18 +0000 2013
This makes me hungry http://t.co/tGrE6PzxQL Mon Jun 03 15:26:48 +0000 2013
Merv Griffin gets the last laugh http://t.co/QmAkGLHQxj Mon Jun 03 03:34:34 +0000 2013
I thought we weren’t supposed to speak ill of the dead http://t.co/Rut2QQOjn4 Mon Jun 03 03:15:47 +0000 2013
Their little angle sure was acute http://t.co/XGk35kSUGj Mon Jun 03 03:14:39 +0000 2013
I’m in my 40s and make an excellent living. Why am I on a Greyhound bus with a bunch of stinky undergrads? #fb Mon Jun 03 02:37:49 +0000 2013
So Greyhound now asks for ID when selling tickets? How are vagrants and serial killers supposed to get around now? #fb Mon Jun 03 00:43:14 +0000 2013
RT @ManlyAsshole: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. Sun Jun 02 23:50:47 +0000 2013
Sangria in Montreal #fb http://t.co/l6729Lb3ul Sun Jun 02 23:42:42 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie boooo Sun Jun 02 19:25:50 +0000 2013
Montreal, bitches! #fb Sun Jun 02 15:47:23 +0000 2013
@soleildelajoie hey I’m in montreal all day. Just sayin. Sun Jun 02 15:46:49 +0000 2013
@WilliamShatner you shouldn’t be the new Who… you should be the new villain on the new Who! Sun Jun 02 01:06:02 +0000 2013
@WilliamShatner maybe not anatomically. But behaviourally? Mayyybeee…. Sun Jun 02 01:04:18 +0000 2013
This makes me want to find a full body pic of Edith… http://t.co/DjddDtv58r Sat Jun 01 20:34:58 +0000 2013
Nerds everywhere http://t.co/KH7ipOHyyl #fb Sat Jun 01 20:34:00 +0000 2013
He will be missed http://t.co/xVWUS7lVIs Sat Jun 01 20:21:47 +0000 2013
No comment http://t.co/uINFGWsBRy Sat Jun 01 20:20:07 +0000 2013
It’s weird hearing all these 20-somethings quoting “The Great Gatsby” all of a sudden. Gotta admit, that book bored me silly #fb Sat Jun 01 20:08:28 +0000 2013
RT @joerogan: I met a young pretty girl last night that said she would fuck @JoeBiden in a heart beat. So, yeah… There’s that. Sat Jun 01 19:48:07 +0000 2013
RT @nngrey: The 12 Targets That Could Replace the MDGs. http://t.co/eM1jqsLg2z Sat Jun 01 18:47:52 +0000 2013
Guess what we’re playing tonight #fb http://t.co/CD0NNvHUbj Sat Jun 01 04:10:08 +0000 2013
A three worm tequila! #fb http://t.co/R5GbYLvKzr Sat Jun 01 00:24:36 +0000 2013
Daal and rice and mango pickle. I’m so brown it hurts #fb Fri May 31 18:06:14 +0000 2013
How to turn someone into a vegetarian… http://t.co/AKlrRjlLJ0 Fri May 31 17:41:33 +0000 2013
Vegetarian zombies http://t.co/lBASL7UZby Fri May 31 17:39:52 +0000 2013
Unclear on the concept http://t.co/s5cJu6LPdv Fri May 31 17:36:29 +0000 2013
@peterlevesque @JesseC_D For your networks: http://t.co/kPYVvlmrZw Fri May 31 17:25:04 +0000 2013
Gates vs Moyo http://t.co/mkgolB86uH #fb Fri May 31 17:21:30 +0000 2013
@nngrey I’m afraid Fri May 31 17:20:38 +0000 2013
@nngrey Why thank you, sir. An honour to be followed by a living comic book character 🙂 http://t.co/Cq8CkDaYnJ Fri May 31 17:15:45 +0000 2013
Dear Ottawa: do you not see the problem in having simultaneous major construction on ALL of your major downtown roads? #fb Fri May 31 17:15:11 +0000 2013
Thank you, Bradley Manning http://t.co/sVxRq9p9pI #fb Fri May 31 14:30:33 +0000 2013
ZOMG even Brazil has jackasses http://t.co/9YazRIbqYZ #fb Fri May 31 12:50:43 +0000 2013
My Rob Ford Hallowe’en costume: http://t.co/HoBmCUIfb0 Fri May 31 03:14:32 +0000 2013
More evidence of my advancing age: my slippers now have orthotics. Sigh. Fri May 31 02:29:34 +0000 2013
@1MaginAZN well hurry up with that! Fri May 31 02:21:37 +0000 2013
@1MaginAZN wait, aren’t you graduating? Fri May 31 02:15:24 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 Nah. Just say it with enough confidence and people think you know stuff #secretsofprofessordom Fri May 31 02:14:12 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud @LoganNZed No you didn’t. I was wearing a disguise! Fri May 31 02:06:00 +0000 2013
Reliving a little Beatles genius. https://t.co/AgxLHnG1Rv #fb Fri May 31 02:04:48 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed @vinitapersaud I’ve been following her for a while. She just didn’t see me. Fri May 31 02:02:53 +0000 2013
Sitting on Elgin street like a hobo, watching all the pretty people go by. Guess who’s got a long night of work ahead of him? #fb Fri May 31 01:34:53 +0000 2013
Awkward when the grocery store cashier is one of my students. Now she is privy to the weird foods that fuel my weird life #fb Fri May 31 01:11:37 +0000 2013
RT @AnnaSavelyeva: The king of debating against republicans, @NYTimeskrugman was the only one with real arguments in this debate. #munkdeba… Fri May 31 00:31:18 +0000 2013
Calling it now… there will be a slew of Rob Ford costumes this Hallowe’en! #fb Fri May 31 00:29:58 +0000 2013
Amazed that Newt hasn’t used the words “slippery slope.” That’s the only CON argument that makes any sense at this point #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:28:14 +0000 2013
RT @esoltas: Krugman: “So many straw men that we have created a fire hazard.” #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:26:40 +0000 2013
@GenBois That’s my problem. I just didn’t want it badly enough. Fri May 31 00:26:27 +0000 2013
I know that Nan-jang, China, is a real place. But it sounds like something Newt Gingrich would just make up #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:24:43 +0000 2013
@swannybee So I should stop working out? Sweet! Fri May 31 00:22:24 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud He’s outside buying crack Fri May 31 00:21:43 +0000 2013
@spaikin Is that who typically attends these things? Quite the assumption. Fri May 31 00:21:17 +0000 2013
All right, Laffer’s got a point, re: changing tax code #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:20:41 +0000 2013
RT @felixsalmon: Laffer wants to implement taxes on unrealized capital gains. Sounds like raising taxes on the rich to me. #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:20:05 +0000 2013
@TylerLeleux there’s certainly an argument to be made for his side. No one in the debate has made it yet, though. Fri May 31 00:18:23 +0000 2013
Dear Arthur Laffer: your jokes are lame. Leave the bad humour for us Twitter twits and gimme some sweet sweet economics argument #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:17:44 +0000 2013
Seems that both sides are describing a fantasy version of China #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:16:54 +0000 2013
A little confused by Krugman. Asian education is not equitably distributed, and good infrastructure clustered in specific areas #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:15:36 +0000 2013
Why does every #munkdebate eventually become about China? Fri May 31 00:13:06 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud @munkdebate Or have yours sucked out! Fri May 31 00:10:41 +0000 2013
@TylerLeleux I’m on pro side, but open to being convinced otherwise. There’s some traction in Newt’s moral argument, but fails the math test Fri May 31 00:10:21 +0000 2013
Anyone else notice that Krugman looks like Richard Dreyfuss and Papandreou like Jack Layton? #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:09:11 +0000 2013
@vinitapersaud @munkdebate Ah, it’s more fun watching it from home and tweeting like a crazy person! Fri May 31 00:08:44 +0000 2013
@TylerLeleux I’m serious, it’s phrased, “Be it resolved that the rich should be taxed more.” Fri May 31 00:05:43 +0000 2013
@sinceilikeart http://t.co/x0mIBhtegJ Fri May 31 00:03:50 +0000 2013
@AmyMarlene I’m wondering if BMO paid him to mention their ATMs Fri May 31 00:02:41 +0000 2013
@prdrln yeah, now that he no longer officially speaks for the Republican party Fri May 31 00:01:28 +0000 2013
RT @AshokRao95: Professor Gingrich, might I inform you that India also has a food and infant subsidy program? #munkdebate Fri May 31 00:00:19 +0000 2013
Dear Newt Gingrich: cell phones are cheapter because their costs are underwritten by slave Asian labour #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:59:49 +0000 2013
Did the Reaganomics guy just cite Sweden??? #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:56:57 +0000 2013
RT @felixsalmon: Hafta say I never imagined that Art Laffer would cite SWEDEN as a tax-cutting success story. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:56:34 +0000 2013
RT @aflets: THE argument: “I am in favor of the government that is in the interest of the people and of the public good.” #Papandreou on #m… Thu May 30 23:56:06 +0000 2013
Signs of old age: I’m having trouble following both the #munkdebate AND the Twitter debate simultaneously! #fb Thu May 30 23:55:43 +0000 2013
RT @DaveManley3000: Newt Gingrich is what stupid people think smart people sound like. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:54:16 +0000 2013
Gingrich: “Its not an absence of money, its an absence of competence” OK, he’s got a point #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:53:05 +0000 2013
@GRABishop @stephenfgordon Maybe so, but it’s still a higher grade of reality TV! Thu May 30 23:52:34 +0000 2013
@TylerLeleux whether the rich should be taxed more Thu May 30 23:51:49 +0000 2013
@TylerLeleux http://t.co/x0mIBhtegJ Thu May 30 23:50:39 +0000 2013
RT @juliadeans: Papandreou: concentration of wealth today means gov’ts serve specific interests, not the people. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:49:22 +0000 2013
RT @AshokRao95: Gingrich forgets the government got so powerful because of GOP neocons, not IRS. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:48:49 +0000 2013
RT @swannybee: It is clear in this debate who the American politician is… #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:48:16 +0000 2013
Whoa, Papandreou just bitch-slapped Newt Gingrich! #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:48:06 +0000 2013
By talking about limits of gov’t power, Newt finally makes an interesting moral argument #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:47:41 +0000 2013
@lrobin58UWO very telling Thu May 30 23:40:54 +0000 2013
RT @AshokRao95: Laffer argues that the Laffer Curve is now the x-axis. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:39:48 +0000 2013
Laffer eats up 1/3 of his time with a lame joke. Interesting. #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:38:08 +0000 2013
RT @Cornyfleur: #munkdebate Papandreou: inequality undermines democracy Thu May 30 23:37:20 +0000 2013
Kinda weird watching debate between a Reaganomist, a Nobel laureate, a Greek politician, and whatever Newt Gingrich is #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:36:43 +0000 2013
RT @AndyCobb: Surprised by the rah-rah dumbosity of Newt. Isn’t he at least a faux intellectual? Get your faux on dude, Nobel’s in the hou… Thu May 30 23:34:43 +0000 2013
@mgegan nice Thu May 30 23:34:20 +0000 2013
OK, gotta admit… I expected Papandreou to have more of a Greek accent #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:33:26 +0000 2013
@AnnaSavelyeva sigh Thu May 30 23:32:12 +0000 2013
A little horrified that some people on Twitter actually found Gingrich’s arguments compelling #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:31:49 +0000 2013
I think there is a moral argument to be made against higher taxation… but Gingrich is not making it #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:30:12 +0000 2013
RT @monica_ferris: Gingrich seems to believe those that work two jobs are usually wealthy. This has really illuminated my window into his m… Thu May 30 23:29:13 +0000 2013
Is Gingrich really arguing that a slightly higher tax rate is a disincentive against wanting to become a billionaire? #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:28:54 +0000 2013
Gingrich gives me the douche shivers, but he is pretty damn slick #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:27:01 +0000 2013
Newt Gingrich is going to talk about MORALITY. Yikes. #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:26:04 +0000 2013
Krugman is killing it #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:23:50 +0000 2013
“[Toronto] has a ‘much more interesting mayor'” -Paul Krugman #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:19:07 +0000 2013
Newt Gingrich????? #munkdebate Thu May 30 23:17:28 +0000 2013
Yes, I’m the guy holed up at home on this spectacular evening, watching thr #munkdebate #fb Thu May 30 23:14:22 +0000 2013
Munk Debate on “taxing the rich” is free and live online right now: http://t.co/3fUwv7iNyw #fb Thu May 30 23:02:35 +0000 2013
There are n squirrels on Mars http://t.co/yWCgvEY9zh #fb Thu May 30 22:29:03 +0000 2013
How did this happen? http://t.co/9fAzfzivL4 Thu May 30 22:02:03 +0000 2013
Sad cat diairies http://t.co/YlOdtpTH1l Thu May 30 22:01:21 +0000 2013
Cat diaries https://t.co/2Zp1yjKhEU #fb Thu May 30 21:56:46 +0000 2013
This is how I got fit https://t.co/ii9R2Fzvw8 #fb Thu May 30 18:30:29 +0000 2013
Things I learned today (at it’s only 10:AM): members of the band “Hanson” now have NINE kids. #fb Thu May 30 14:05:21 +0000 2013
heh heh http://t.co/274kVnpiXD Thu May 30 13:58:06 +0000 2013
To bed at 1:AM. Up at 6:AM. Entire grant application completed and submitted by 9:30AM. Who da man? Wat da man. #fb Thu May 30 13:30:51 +0000 2013
I Googled “men working on bridges” and I got this. Fail or win? http://t.co/6wGXRZt2v4 #fb Thu May 30 02:55:16 +0000 2013
New York city, 100 years ago http://t.co/8oD17jmXKg #fb Thu May 30 02:48:12 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 350 – “In subcontinent / Bond ‘tween widow and chauffeur / Driving Miss Desi” #fb Wed May 29 20:17:02 +0000 2013
She feels my pain http://t.co/a4O7VoGrFC Wed May 29 19:30:30 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed i’d rather start my own thing: cat boarding Wed May 29 18:25:42 +0000 2013
RT: Don’t be freaked out, uh, but they found a 10,000-year-old frozen mammoth with liquid blood: http://t.co/kT2YJ6u8UD #fb @wired Wed May 29 18:24:56 +0000 2013
It’s like Dracula and Tim Burton procreated with a turtle http://t.co/MTEn8uAxWx #grieco Wed May 29 15:40:03 +0000 2013
On the other hand, some people can pull it off http://t.co/o5KQQ8fJSl Wed May 29 15:28:24 +0000 2013
Please stop doing this http://t.co/z8QmBbQD6x Wed May 29 15:28:09 +0000 2013
Must be registration time, since lotsa students asking which classes I’m teaching. Here’s the list: HSS4331A & HSS4303B. That be all. #fb Wed May 29 14:49:43 +0000 2013
Been saying this for a while: the key to future employment has to be demonstrable skills, not fancy sounding degrees http://t.co/RyTJLVFotF Wed May 29 14:46:45 +0000 2013
@heatherconwayy sections A and B respectively Wed May 29 14:34:36 +0000 2013
@ashleyroscaufin section B Wed May 29 13:35:13 +0000 2013
6:15AM and it’s time for bed #fb Wed May 29 10:14:17 +0000 2013
Just realized that Britt Ekland is over 70 years old. Wow. All the sex symbols of my youth are now ancient. #fb Wed May 29 08:16:54 +0000 2013
She-man http://t.co/MkUe7xaNO4 Wed May 29 06:37:49 +0000 2013
My latest blog post: “Get Carter”! http://t.co/FGu03OmNaZ Wed May 29 05:46:38 +0000 2013
Had the synth track from this in my head all day. Finally figured out what it was from. http://t.co/xonzchwtT7 #fb Wed May 29 05:15:57 +0000 2013
Actually had to study this piece of music in grade 7 music class in 1979 http://t.co/Ck4vOJcQxY #fb Wed May 29 03:23:03 +0000 2013
Things I learned today: pinot grigiot and pinot gris are the same thing, and they both get me as drunk as an Irish bishop #fb Wed May 29 03:09:21 +0000 2013
“‘Why does Canada produce so many great actors? Is there something in the water?’ It’s the Poutine. MBB ;-)” -Shatner #fb Wed May 29 03:00:11 +0000 2013
She-man http://t.co/K7F94dEuCi Wed May 29 02:20:41 +0000 2013
Why am I so drunk? I was just wine TASTING! #fb Wed May 29 02:18:50 +0000 2013
Oh, it’s like that, is it? http://t.co/9hHBIMasAf Wed May 29 02:12:30 +0000 2013
This seems inappropriately rude to chickens http://t.co/gW4ASNLvAf Wed May 29 02:11:02 +0000 2013
When you’ve been drinking, bread with cheese and grapes tastes like filet mignon #fb Wed May 29 00:40:05 +0000 2013
Off to a wine tasting. Do I spit or swallow? #goaheadiknowyouwantto #fb Tue May 28 23:13:57 +0000 2013
And why the Olympics is keeping soccer http://t.co/zxrvzUwWjM Tue May 28 20:31:11 +0000 2013
@caityjackson Shit Boy is better Tue May 28 20:30:06 +0000 2013
Now I know why the Olympics is dropping wrestling http://t.co/nZ6JByydHu Tue May 28 20:27:39 +0000 2013
@caityjackson he will have super powers. And they shall call him Shit Boy Tue May 28 20:06:29 +0000 2013
“Chinese baby boy rescued from sewer pipe after being flushed down toilet”. Wow. http://t.co/sGB3X4u0kn #fb Tue May 28 20:04:06 +0000 2013
There’s something brilliant about this https://t.co/W7t5GWTyoE Tue May 28 18:28:49 +0000 2013
I just discovered that “cat bearding” is a thing #fb Tue May 28 18:25:01 +0000 2013
Happiness is… a straining bladder emptied in the nick of time! #fb Tue May 28 16:42:44 +0000 2013
And I was not informed? http://t.co/8rGes3wl8i Tue May 28 13:44:11 +0000 2013
Best photobomb ever http://t.co/JIZ9dGQCft Tue May 28 06:47:53 +0000 2013
Timing! http://t.co/3FGNAtxkjy Tue May 28 06:47:11 +0000 2013
Yoda? http://t.co/a5xaU2nYS0 Tue May 28 06:45:51 +0000 2013
Ha! http://t.co/Sfje6QMLND #fb Tue May 28 06:44:04 +0000 2013
:Twitter haiku 349 – “Interpol starting / Mongol sting operation / Known as the ‘long khan'” #fb Tue May 28 04:55:04 +0000 2013
Kewl… there’s a “The Apprentice: Asia” now! #fb Tue May 28 04:41:51 +0000 2013
First Star Trek, now Avengers. The good stuff keeps getting dumbed down for mass appeal http://t.co/B81gjHqBMP #fb Tue May 28 04:35:43 +0000 2013
At the Mallorytown OnRoute station at 10pm on a Monday night… with people who apprently come just for the free wifi! #fb Tue May 28 01:59:31 +0000 2013
At OnRoute station on hwy 401: $4 for 2 burgers, $1.50 for 2 donuts. or $5 for slices of a single apple. We wonder why people are fat? #fb Tue May 28 00:17:44 +0000 2013
ZOMG my inbox is at a mere 38! I’m scared. TIme for a nap. #fb Mon May 27 18:42:40 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie everything has its price Mon May 27 18:04:12 +0000 2013
Not words you read often: “Someone in Hungary just searched for you on Bing” #fb Mon May 27 17:42:57 +0000 2013
Walking past unemployment office lineup and counting the number of facial tattoos. Chalk that up to “poor life planning.” #fb Mon May 27 17:42:49 +0000 2013
Happiness is… getting a more than generous insurance pay-out for my stolen scooter! #fb Mon May 27 15:26:06 +0000 2013
@Ask_Pemma aw shucks, ma’am Mon May 27 15:24:28 +0000 2013
@LoganNZed it would mean that one of who had bitten and infected me Mon May 27 14:08:45 +0000 2013
Inbox down to a mere 44, and it’s not even dawn yet! I’m scared. Better go to sleep. #fb Mon May 27 08:46:57 +0000 2013
I felt the urge to re-tweet this old article of mine, now getting some more attention: http://t.co/PG9iILtpel Mon May 27 08:14:31 +0000 2013
What? No Game of Thrones tonight? Son of a… #fb Mon May 27 03:41:15 +0000 2013
Things I learned today…. “World Contact Day”? Really? http://t.co/RaeyMhThOQ #fb Mon May 27 02:16:36 +0000 2013
An iPad box sitting alone and unattended in the Royal York lobby. Not suspicious at all #fb http://t.co/QcyaFpIqQ7 Sun May 26 19:42:34 +0000 2013
One thing worse than the day after leg day… the day after the day after leg day #fb Sun May 26 19:37:11 +0000 2013
“The only thing worse than human ignorance is human pride in that ignorance.” -George Takei #fb Sun May 26 16:42:40 +0000 2013
After 20 years of blogging, it seems that this is my all time most read post… and it’s about a TV show. Sigh. http://t.co/tadoi9mogC #fb Sun May 26 14:01:48 +0000 2013
This strikes me as a particularly violent and troubling scene http://t.co/Yu5JY8LmPt Sun May 26 00:59:18 +0000 2013
Louis K, who’d originally taught me to play chess 38 years ago http://t.co/YmfzXMa1tY Sun May 26 00:57:06 +0000 2013
I’d originally read this as “Ride the Rapists” http://t.co/YC41bkJc5S Sun May 26 00:54:10 +0000 2013
Signs of age #fb http://t.co/NDV4cUCBMv Sun May 26 00:31:58 +0000 2013
@benfowlkesMMA Now I’m torn. (As I suspect one of the two sisters might be, as well) Sun May 26 00:08:18 +0000 2013
Know what I miss? Friendster. #fb Sun May 26 00:07:42 +0000 2013
At my elementary school reunion. I feel like a big man #fb Sat May 25 15:33:04 +0000 2013
Who’s got two thumbs, no criminal record (in this country), and is off to his elementary school reunion? This guy! #fb Sat May 25 14:05:48 +0000 2013
@jpli18 @acurrie Going to me elementary school reunion! Sat May 25 14:02:45 +0000 2013
Actual agenda item in today’s meeting of the Recursion Committee http://t.co/VGH9qHzvR9 Sat May 25 02:46:31 +0000 2013
Toronto, bitches! #fb Sat May 25 02:41:10 +0000 2013
Things I learned today #fb http://t.co/ilbDX0f6ap Fri May 24 21:10:45 +0000 2013
Actual agenda item in today’s meeting of the Recursion Committee http://t.co/ydweMWY7Xj Fri May 24 16:54:56 +0000 2013
@1MaginAZN Damn! Just got home! Thanks for telling me, though. Next time! Fri May 24 16:52:08 +0000 2013
I love when professors talk about “central booking” (classroom reservations). Makes me feel like an inner city cop #fb Fri May 24 14:18:49 +0000 2013
@caityjackson we should be encouraging more young women to pull deonandans Fri May 24 13:27:31 +0000 2013
A belly full of beer, 4 hours sleep, and a 9am meeting. Sigh #fb Fri May 24 13:26:39 +0000 2013
@caityjackson drugs Fri May 24 12:28:00 +0000 2013
Imagine having to play Zeppelin to Zeppelin https://t.co/OPQXxlQf7W #fb Fri May 24 05:16:21 +0000 2013
Now I remember when Nancy Wilson used to look like the Goblin King from “Labrynth” http://t.co/G63XSPpNq5 Fri May 24 05:08:15 +0000 2013
Awesome: Foo Fighters do a Rush tribute! http://t.co/1ODoPE1Gty #fb Fri May 24 04:49:15 +0000 2013
The members of “Heart” are in their 60s. Once more, man do I feel old! https://t.co/rw3filbZJb #fb Fri May 24 04:46:12 +0000 2013
“I never got into Star Wars. Maybe because they made no attempt to portray real physics. At all.” Sing it, NDT. http://t.co/1ucpS6zwTS #fb Thu May 23 22:58:02 +0000 2013
I used to sit on an advisory Board with Steve Mann. Excited to see him competing with Google Glass http://t.co/dVEoIDbNfX #fb Thu May 23 22:57:20 +0000 2013
This weekend: Bigfoot vs Caine! https://t.co/9GLciLxnfE #ufc160 #fb Thu May 23 19:46:18 +0000 2013
I didn’t know Harry Potter was in the Beatles #fb http://t.co/fjr6V3ipxW Thu May 23 18:50:22 +0000 2013
“Today we honour the memory of those on board the Komagata Maru… refused entry to Canada 99 yrs ago. We need a full apology” -Bob Rae #fb Thu May 23 18:31:19 +0000 2013
Ribs and eggs at the Baker Street cafe #fb http://t.co/F7UHIBOB6V Thu May 23 17:55:26 +0000 2013
I like big buns and I cannot lie #fb http://t.co/6JaiaWj4Io Thu May 23 17:35:11 +0000 2013
Which is sadder, that the new Star Trek movie is crap or that enough people like it that they’ll continue to make more in its ilk #fb Thu May 23 16:45:24 +0000 2013
100K in public health research funding if you’re a US citizen or resident http://t.co/fRr4k9ZDMH #fb Thu May 23 15:52:43 +0000 2013
Behold the spam burger http://t.co/WYPTzjmVNl #fb Thu May 23 15:44:41 +0000 2013
Ever notice that the ingredients listed on a can of Spam say… “pork with ham” #fb Thu May 23 15:43:03 +0000 2013
“Fiction for men.” I’ve only read 8 of these, but have seen movie versions of 18 more http://t.co/DPU29kKmDn #fb Thu May 23 07:52:43 +0000 2013
Weird, the things you find on the Interwebs http://t.co/bVQvkxLAeO #fb Thu May 23 05:41:17 +0000 2013
Latest blog post at Deonandia: http://t.co/Q6s8ar96ju Thu May 23 05:26:54 +0000 2013
Am officially addicted to the Australian version of Celebrity Apprentice #idontknowwhy #fb Thu May 23 05:18:13 +0000 2013
Do not teach your cat this trick http://t.co/V2KJD2tSrb Wed May 22 21:01:49 +0000 2013
Skip your workout today? Shame on you. Two 80-somethings are climbing Everest… http://t.co/3KAZxQQi8O #fb Wed May 22 18:39:44 +0000 2013

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