Twitter tweets from 2013-7-4 to 2013-8-19

Archived Twitter tweets from 2013-7-4 to 2013-8-19, courtesy of the Twime Machine

  • Pretenders to the British throne have the best names… Perkin Warbeck… Lambert Simnel… who makes up this stuff? #fb Mon Aug 19 05:31:01 +0000 2013
  • Anyone need a reef? http://t.co/SV0UKCl7hA Mon Aug 19 00:53:14 +0000 2013
  • Don’t hire these guys http://t.co/8in3HUVsNZ Mon Aug 19 00:46:05 +0000 2013
  • These things are like $400. Hope they’re at least house broken! http://t.co/fFzGOa8Oqq Sun Aug 18 22:12:31 +0000 2013
  • Someone’s bucking for a lawsuit http://t.co/IoKDuwDP3B Sun Aug 18 22:07:47 +0000 2013
  • Ghetto love http://t.co/Wfy4VvB2jP Sun Aug 18 21:25:26 +0000 2013
  • Nothing says “hot Sunday afternoon” like the neighbours having a loud argument #fb Sun Aug 18 21:15:48 +0000 2013
  • Help a storm trooper out http://t.co/p1IPxTVh6f Sun Aug 18 18:42:33 +0000 2013
  • Advice for twits http://t.co/sJhUYqOV7r Sun Aug 18 18:41:47 +0000 2013
  • Business lingo http://t.co/1iNukXOGxm Sun Aug 18 18:40:22 +0000 2013
  • People I’ve never heard of keep being asked to be added on LinkedIn #fb Sun Aug 18 18:37:27 +0000 2013
  • Want to know where your food comes from? http://t.co/t4Qw2KZPX5 Sun Aug 18 17:23:43 +0000 2013
  • Oh noes! http://t.co/hpE951Oxq4 Sun Aug 18 16:13:56 +0000 2013
  • Ghetto Marge Simpson http://t.co/BpMLPKZNfw Sun Aug 18 15:21:08 +0000 2013
  • Application for employment: clever or inappropriate? http://t.co/zgbuMGYSPl Sun Aug 18 14:39:49 +0000 2013
  • Quite the steal! http://t.co/Tver9RLp19 Sun Aug 18 14:01:56 +0000 2013
  • Girl…. http://t.co/nhIvkMRBmu Sun Aug 18 14:00:55 +0000 2013
  • Word http://t.co/3io4iHZyVn Sun Aug 18 02:45:53 +0000 2013
  • “Uncle Ray, will you clean my bum?” Uh… no #fb Sun Aug 18 00:37:44 +0000 2013
  • A toddler just said to me: “You’re the poopy man” #fb Sun Aug 18 00:19:49 +0000 2013
  • The history of the world http://t.co/ZWz1JduLcg Sat Aug 17 20:15:36 +0000 2013
  • Dear students: I will be implementing this in 2014 http://t.co/fje4NwdNns Sat Aug 17 18:29:01 +0000 2013
  • Watch this guy play with himself http://t.co/aOKIh8EIKm Sat Aug 17 18:22:06 +0000 2013
  • Chew-Pac http://t.co/gKUYQ0letI Sat Aug 17 18:12:42 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc That’s implied Sat Aug 17 14:57:21 +0000 2013
  • Just read someone’s CV description as, “Infusing new ideas to re-engineer strategies”. Do business words have any meaning anymore? Sat Aug 17 14:48:55 +0000 2013
  • Just watched “Voyage of the Dawn Treader”. I don’t even remember this being in the theatres! #fb Sat Aug 17 14:13:04 +0000 2013
  • One more paper accepted for publication #fb Sat Aug 17 14:07:44 +0000 2013
  • Excuse me… I just wrote an entire paper, saved it, and now computer shows no record of it having been written. Time to choke someone? #fb Sat Aug 17 03:14:48 +0000 2013
  • At the new Carisse Studio Cafe on Elgin St with @charannstanley . People keep stopping at staring. Not at us… at the spanking new cafe! Sat Aug 17 00:58:17 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie we are all brainwashed to some extent Sat Aug 17 00:58:03 +0000 2013
  • @sabsterlee that’s what they all say 😉 Fri Aug 16 22:55:01 +0000 2013
  • @sabsterlee haha. congrats! Fri Aug 16 22:46:38 +0000 2013
  • Fox news’s first question: “Where are you from?” because job one is to identify the immigrants http://t.co/aHzqcelcl1 Fri Aug 16 21:56:42 +0000 2013
  • I have no words http://t.co/Co4Klhr9Mi #fb Fri Aug 16 21:44:35 +0000 2013
  • Wow. Ebay is now selling my first book for just over $2. Guess it’s better than free http://t.co/LKDZTWgy21 #fb Fri Aug 16 17:47:16 +0000 2013
  • Call for Applications–Investment in Youth Engagement Grant http://t.co/HapDfe8113 Fri Aug 16 17:10:36 +0000 2013
  • Toronto-based epidemiology analyst job in HIV http://t.co/CNYv3fTVQv Fri Aug 16 17:08:03 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc opportunity for you? http://t.co/C6oeRrrApa Fri Aug 16 17:07:24 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Zod, I’m stuck behind a bunch of actors talking about their characters’ “motivations”. Kill me now #fb Fri Aug 16 16:43:15 +0000 2013
  • Due to a slip of the finger on the keyboard, I can confirm that yes, there is such a thing as “Shrek porn” #eww #fb Fri Aug 16 16:08:32 +0000 2013
  • Like clockwork, day after leg day = sciatica day #fb Fri Aug 16 16:05:26 +0000 2013
  • Hey, seems one of my stories made someone’s “Best Horror Stories of the Year” list in 2008 http://t.co/j9smKSaVRV #fb Fri Aug 16 15:49:21 +0000 2013
  • 39 years ago today, the Ramones played CBGB for the first time #fb Fri Aug 16 13:01:51 +0000 2013
  • Elvis Presley died 36 years ago today #fb Fri Aug 16 13:01:20 +0000 2013
  • Here are some pics of people showing off their crotches http://t.co/8YYhprJ1Fi #fb Fri Aug 16 12:54:17 +0000 2013
  • “No, India did not just grant dolphins the status of humans” http://t.co/J6KkX21h4s #clarity #fb Thu Aug 15 21:59:03 +0000 2013
  • This is the first year I haven’t been invited to the High Commission’s India Independence day event. I guess they finally Googled me! #fb Thu Aug 15 21:03:30 +0000 2013
  • Just had brutal leg workout. Now I’m walking like a newborn foal #fb Thu Aug 15 20:52:59 +0000 2013
  • Got stuff done today by making phone calls. Sort of forgot how those things work #fb Thu Aug 15 20:44:27 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv joke? yeah….. joke. Thu Aug 15 19:38:37 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv I’ve been following you for a while. You just never noticed the unmarked car Thu Aug 15 19:31:28 +0000 2013
  • e-calibre has just revolutionized my enjoyment of ebooks http://t.co/Hjj3vNuUCZ #fb Thu Aug 15 19:25:34 +0000 2013
  • WTF http://t.co/PAXDBUx9T0 Thu Aug 15 18:21:59 +0000 2013
  • 12 More Real Animals We Can’t Believe Aren’t Pokémon http://t.co/gYUTtPS7yn #fb Thu Aug 15 17:37:15 +0000 2013
  • Chinese zoo tries to pass off a dog as a lion http://t.co/nXXDGDe6Cc #fb Thu Aug 15 15:29:07 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN hmmmmm Thu Aug 15 15:19:18 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN are these bad boys free? Thu Aug 15 12:39:29 +0000 2013
  • @1MaginAZN hmmm, you don’ t say Thu Aug 15 12:39:01 +0000 2013
  • You have to be a @joerogan fan to get why this is hilarious #fb http://t.co/jQxiUhsXSa Wed Aug 14 21:04:45 +0000 2013
  • Is there really a skills gap? http://t.co/ltQMitjs4U #fb Wed Aug 14 20:36:17 +0000 2013
  • Blind man missing in Ottawa http://t.co/wITICbmqLS Wed Aug 14 19:51:26 +0000 2013
  • Countries with the largest number of prisoners per 100,000 of the national population, as of 2013 http://t.co/Fe0IXs8IAc #fb Wed Aug 14 19:24:19 +0000 2013
  • Wow http://t.co/VREnz3JRgI Wed Aug 14 19:09:39 +0000 2013
  • Why Orwell wrote 1984 –” …there is the general indifference to the decay of democracy” http://t.co/gtlbWuNJl4 #fb Wed Aug 14 18:32:56 +0000 2013
  • Aluminum foil: not just for blocking mind-control waves http://t.co/I8XD0Xnr2v #fb Wed Aug 14 18:30:13 +0000 2013
  • KFC TV ad from 1967 http://t.co/gGiqgMLSk2 #fb Wed Aug 14 17:36:12 +0000 2013
  • Just downloaded the Stargate-SG1 video game app. Ahh, memories of my favourite TV show… http://t.co/Ug5Bw8ETsE #fb Wed Aug 14 16:46:16 +0000 2013
  • give him a phd! “Badger Unearths Medieval Graves in Germany” http://t.co/Hs1HOf2pFr #fb Wed Aug 14 15:42:53 +0000 2013
  • Guelph epidemiologist position for MPH or MSc grad http://t.co/hRMQOsWyPf Wed Aug 14 15:14:37 +0000 2013
  • A whole lot of education packed into 40 maps http://t.co/BB8MSwnRgE Wed Aug 14 14:13:41 +0000 2013
  • UOttawa Student Mentorship Program http://t.co/BSavbwilYm #fb Wed Aug 14 14:05:35 +0000 2013
  • Scholarships, bursaries and awards for undergraduate students http://t.co/Lmy2wyNEfI #fb Wed Aug 14 14:05:12 +0000 2013
  • New York’s hidden subway system http://t.co/Ah8tUn5Sbv Wed Aug 14 14:03:10 +0000 2013
  • More evidence your parents are smarter than you http://t.co/jx2eheucmW Wed Aug 14 14:01:01 +0000 2013
  • “Ranking the World’s Most Influential Thinkers” http://t.co/XtakxQSEFV #fb Wed Aug 14 13:28:22 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc @JustHerod Sounds as if we’re having gay sex Wed Aug 14 04:23:11 +0000 2013
  • Guess I now know my next project: “In case of apocalypse, here’s how to make penicillin in your kitchen” http://t.co/P05fkeqYCN #fb Tue Aug 13 21:33:59 +0000 2013
  • The Rwandan health minister visits our class http://t.co/pa7Re8py59 Tue Aug 13 19:05:54 +0000 2013
  • Rwanda’s Minister Agnes Binagwaho: http://t.co/wTJlUrriQI via @YouTube Tue Aug 13 19:02:19 +0000 2013
  • @JesseC_D @peterlevesque for someone you know https://t.co/aTgD02Ayfo Tue Aug 13 18:18:13 +0000 2013
  • “It’s embarrassing when you get an erection during a prostate exam… and they discover you’re not a real doctor.” -Jimmy Carr #fb Tue Aug 13 18:16:29 +0000 2013
  • Delight indeed http://t.co/zszITCjC39 Tue Aug 13 17:32:31 +0000 2013
  • Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone. According to demographic stats, I’m officially in the second half! Tue Aug 13 16:50:06 +0000 2013
  • Got the proofs for my textbook today, and classes start in 3 weeks #cuttingitclose #fb Tue Aug 13 15:55:55 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie cool Tue Aug 13 03:58:30 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie do you have power over the tenure committee? Tue Aug 13 03:49:47 +0000 2013
  • You can’t make this stuff up #shitmycousinsendsme #fb http://t.co/rPN61AEkew Tue Aug 13 01:56:45 +0000 2013
  • Anyone else see the problem here? http://t.co/L1J9xQgfxh Tue Aug 13 01:54:18 +0000 2013
  • You tell him, Luke! http://t.co/3j9AkeCihN Tue Aug 13 01:53:17 +0000 2013
  • Unintended racism http://t.co/JVgEXhnDUk Tue Aug 13 01:50:25 +0000 2013
  • @crundwellg yep http://t.co/mgxr65whaE Mon Aug 12 20:21:08 +0000 2013
  • Damn, fooled again. http://t.co/mgxr65whaE Mon Aug 12 20:18:15 +0000 2013
  • “Florida: where your grandparents –and your rights– go to die.” -John Oliver #fb Mon Aug 12 20:16:57 +0000 2013
  • Holy shit. I wish I actually had hand-eye coordination http://t.co/vLq7lrZiVD Mon Aug 12 19:54:01 +0000 2013
  • How Facebook girls take selfies http://t.co/jCpT9qeZ0k Mon Aug 12 19:49:19 +0000 2013
  • For those of you on drugs this morning, this image might help http://t.co/s3qxShSeyx Mon Aug 12 16:16:28 +0000 2013
  • “I’m not sure Vin Diesel has the range of acting ability necessary to portray a tree that can only speak 1 sentence.” http://t.co/57n1U46sFj Mon Aug 12 16:03:33 +0000 2013
  • Avian narcolepsy in Winnipeg! http://t.co/UFAyYu3cio #fb Mon Aug 12 16:01:32 +0000 2013
  • What Sealand might become http://t.co/6NJnh3gB6a #fb Mon Aug 12 16:01:02 +0000 2013
  • “Could Christian Bale return as Batman after all? (Or Orlando Bloom!?)” Uh Bale will play Orlando Bloom? #badgrammar http://t.co/Oa9ivxMTDD Mon Aug 12 16:00:45 +0000 2013
  • RT @nationalpost: India launches first aircraft carrier and powers up nuclear sub — a shot across the bow to China for Pacific… http://t.… Mon Aug 12 15:52:07 +0000 2013
  • It’s easy to play classical themes… if your teacher is a pedophile http://t.co/XmclAy91M0 Mon Aug 12 15:04:02 +0000 2013
  • Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong http://t.co/WhKajKUujD Mon Aug 12 14:56:30 +0000 2013
  • Take note: this one-handed MMA fighter @NotoriousNewell is undefeated http://t.co/emV2Z3idxP #fb Mon Aug 12 14:42:01 +0000 2013
  • Population distribution of the USA in units of Canadas http://t.co/fIGFpo5IGr Mon Aug 12 14:38:14 +0000 2013
  • So, Wind Mobile, are you really charging me roaming fees on calls that I did not answer? #fb Mon Aug 12 14:30:40 +0000 2013
  • My DNA analysis from ConnectMyDNA. It matches your DNA to countries BY REGION where most of your matches occur http://t.co/Mt1iVMXaOL Mon Aug 12 14:07:11 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie all the bigshots had Samsung and htc phones Mon Aug 12 13:35:13 +0000 2013
  • “All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer” #FB Mon Aug 12 13:30:35 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie FYI the mobile store in Kigali http://t.co/5jcWkW81Da Mon Aug 12 12:08:09 +0000 2013
  • Dancers at a Rwandan wedding http://t.co/dx13pfJC8C Mon Aug 12 11:41:34 +0000 2013
  • Hey shawtty, it’s your birthday. We gonna party like it’s your birthday… #fb Mon Aug 12 11:37:39 +0000 2013
  • Dancers at a Rwandan wedding: http://t.co/ehUM2Wsvs1 via @YouTube Mon Aug 12 02:38:53 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 yep…. but don’t get to excited. It’s not a exciting as it sounds. You’ll understand when you see it. Sun Aug 11 22:03:47 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 I smuggled back some special hot sauce for you Sun Aug 11 21:58:20 +0000 2013
  • Look, if you’re traveling with toddlers, don’t try to get off the plane first #fb Sun Aug 11 21:45:45 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa, bitches #fb Sun Aug 11 21:41:32 +0000 2013
  • My phone auto corrects Jesus to Krauss #fb Sun Aug 11 20:45:32 +0000 2013
  • Okay I’ve been on planes and in airports for well over a day one. I’m ready to be home now #fb Sun Aug 11 20:33:56 +0000 2013
  • Dear Europe: your airports need free wifi #fb Sun Aug 11 20:30:22 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed it’s all about the sprouts Sun Aug 11 19:54:55 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed the one with less pee Sun Aug 11 19:53:21 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed nah I just pee on myself Sun Aug 11 19:27:37 +0000 2013
  • commence the fungus jokes. .. “This robot’s facial expressions are being controlled by slime mold” http://t.co/Jdyns1moob #fb Sun Aug 11 19:09:16 +0000 2013
  • “This is a picture of a shark eating another shark. That is all.” http://t.co/o4pKQVw7GB #fb Sun Aug 11 19:07:27 +0000 2013
  • Best description of Zapp Brannigan (Futurama): part Kirk, part @WilliamShatner Sun Aug 11 19:03:32 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: the orange gets its name from the Sanskrit word for fragrant -“naranja”- and not from its colour #fb Sun Aug 11 18:42:43 +0000 2013
  • After seeing $7 dropped on a coffee in Brussels, I just bought a sandwich, coffee & donut all for $5 in Montreal #Canada #timhortons #fb Sun Aug 11 18:35:39 +0000 2013
  • Uhhhh miss… is that back tattoo supposed to look like a necrotic rash? #fb Sun Aug 11 18:33:44 +0000 2013
  • The Perseid meteor showers coincide every year with my birthday… as the heavens proclaim my birth. So go outside tomorrow night #fb Sun Aug 11 17:52:01 +0000 2013
  • In the url do you see “Frank lyman” or “frankly man”? http://t.co/TULCDS7P7l Sun Aug 11 17:48:12 +0000 2013
  • 30 hours of continuous travel with no shower. I feel bad for whoever sits next to me on my next flight #fb Sun Aug 11 17:40:26 +0000 2013
  • “Lingua Franca” is a LATIN phrase meaning “FRENCH language” and today’s Lingua Franca is ENGLISH. Confused? #FB Sun Aug 11 17:20:34 +0000 2013
  • Montreal, bitches #fb Sun Aug 11 17:19:12 +0000 2013
  • A final view from the Hotel Mille Collines in Kigali, Rwanda: http://t.co/qHa2xDy4jV via @YouTube Sun Aug 11 08:06:34 +0000 2013
  • $7 (US) for a cup of coffee in Brussels airport. Hmm #fb Sun Aug 11 07:45:10 +0000 2013
  • Great. Drunken obnoxious American teenagers. Even in Rwanda #fb Sat Aug 10 15:56:02 +0000 2013
  • Last 10 minutes in the “Hotel Rwanda”, assuming my flight hasn’t been canceled. Time to use up all this free wifi! #fb Sat Aug 10 15:51:59 +0000 2013
  • Priceless: http://t.co/CLWx42LupW Sat Aug 10 10:58:35 +0000 2013
  • Women’s MMA is hot…. in many ways https://t.co/1XQAkAsi4W Sat Aug 10 10:57:12 +0000 2013
  • Anal plus #Rwanda http://t.co/vAABBdnFFD Sat Aug 10 10:19:49 +0000 2013
  • Fun: listening to piped music in a Kigali mall, interrupted by a computer virus warning #piratedmusic #fb Sat Aug 10 10:12:14 +0000 2013
  • @khelmst will do! Sat Aug 10 08:09:28 +0000 2013
  • @khelmst ottawa. Heading back tonight. We were teaching a writing class to Rwandan public health officials. Great country. Sat Aug 10 07:50:38 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton you loved it Sat Aug 10 07:46:15 +0000 2013
  • @khelmst Thanks for the re-follow. I’m in a hotel in Rwanda (seriously) and just caught Euromaxx for the first time. Great show. Sat Aug 10 07:45:07 +0000 2013
  • This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all month http://t.co/pdmKk147kR Sat Aug 10 07:42:39 +0000 2013
  • @OsamaBerrada consulting gig for you? http://t.co/mxuXe5iijv Sat Aug 10 07:26:10 +0000 2013
  • Toronto-based research coordinator position for MPH or MSc epi grad, or maybe an advanced HSS student http://t.co/b4BFLT1pFY Sat Aug 10 07:24:17 +0000 2013
  • A selfie with some of our top students in Rwanda. Either that or I was photobombed. http://t.co/0NQljKP8Jv Fri Aug 09 17:47:14 +0000 2013
  • The week isn’t over until you crash a wedding in Rwanda #fb Fri Aug 09 17:12:23 +0000 2013
  • Algebra is the most erotic kind of math, because it means one must always have x on the mind #fb Fri Aug 09 12:24:19 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed just like life Fri Aug 09 06:41:31 +0000 2013
  • RT @ecshowalter: Now it is legit. MLA has announced proper form for citing tweet in an academic paper. http://t.co/MqndMSg8RD” Fri Aug 09 05:04:00 +0000 2013
  • Last full day in #Rwanda ! #fb Fri Aug 09 05:03:48 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 groan Thu Aug 08 16:07:56 +0000 2013
  • “Researchers make alcohol from coffee, change everything” http://t.co/oC6SMJiG7f #fb Thu Aug 08 06:10:16 +0000 2013
  • The bad: three hours sleep, athlete’s fooot, headache. The good: fresh mangoes! #fb Thu Aug 08 05:18:24 +0000 2013
  • Since MS Office has ruined my week and stunted my productivity, I just switched to “Libre Office.” So far, so good #fb Wed Aug 07 22:03:18 +0000 2013
  • What we had for lunch in #Rwanda http://t.co/IYfhDt5bW8 Wed Aug 07 21:32:57 +0000 2013
  • Made the mistake of watching the “Beauty and the Beast” TV show. This is comedy, right? Like a parody of actual entertainment? #fb Wed Aug 07 21:11:53 +0000 2013
  • What’s in the buffet in Rwanda: http://t.co/aFUAV4Lba6 via @YouTube Wed Aug 07 21:09:49 +0000 2013
  • The singer in the Hotel Mille Colinnes house band looks like a miniature Anderson Silva #Rwanda http://t.co/Gprz2ZTYYu Wed Aug 07 18:33:16 +0000 2013
  • The incredible house band at the Hotel Mille Collines #Rwanda http://t.co/hIdpooOi1e Wed Aug 07 18:27:16 +0000 2013
  • RIP a gentleman professor, Dr Jim Robertson https://t.co/duF550GWcE #fb Wed Aug 07 18:17:12 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… Two more papers accepted for publication #fb Wed Aug 07 16:39:47 +0000 2013
  • Interesting that my phone autocorrects “gorillas” to “girls” #fb Wed Aug 07 14:42:23 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie I blame the gorillas Wed Aug 07 14:41:12 +0000 2013
  • Always fun when your colleague says “Jenna Jamieson” instead of “Jenny McCarthy” in a public lecture about autism #fb Wed Aug 07 13:25:07 +0000 2013
  • I just realize that I spent a Sunday at the pool in Kigali #fb Tue Aug 06 19:17:57 +0000 2013
  • So nice of the Rwandans to celebrate my new phone http://t.co/V3ZWm1oSE1 Tue Aug 06 19:06:01 +0000 2013
  • “Mushrooms for health and wealth” #rwanda http://t.co/89Xee9jUfd Tue Aug 06 18:51:44 +0000 2013
  • So Bill Clinton is in town….. #fb Tue Aug 06 15:39:39 +0000 2013
  • @BioMedCentral: Are we misdiagnosing #anorexia and overlooking #autism? Study finds shared traits – http://t.co/wFjWstgdcy #fb Tue Aug 06 13:08:28 +0000 2013
  • Why does Jeff Bezos want a floundering newspaper? #fb Tue Aug 06 10:02:23 +0000 2013
  • Holy crap. The Google Docs presentation program is wayyyy better than PowerPoint #fb Tue Aug 06 10:01:04 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: Android swype keyboard doesn’t recognize French #fb Tue Aug 06 09:57:35 +0000 2013
  • @JoyC_1234 shh. Le monde vs penser que je suis bilingue ou quelquechose comme ca Tue Aug 06 09:56:55 +0000 2013
  • Our goal today: create a publishing revolution in Rwanda Tue Aug 06 09:55:29 +0000 2013
  • My poor Rwandan students just endured my talk on English publishing. English is their third or fourth language. And I mumble #fb Tue Aug 06 09:03:03 +0000 2013
  • Turned on the tv in Kigali this morning to find… CBC news. In French #fb Tue Aug 06 05:47:49 +0000 2013
  • Jet lag, marathon teaching days, 4 hours nightly sleep, cheap booze at night… something’s gotta give #fb Tue Aug 06 05:40:34 +0000 2013
  • One of the weird things about watching TV in Rwanda is the Belgian and German news #fb Mon Aug 05 20:01:59 +0000 2013
  • Everybody gets hurt except for the freakin’ board http://t.co/uDbLTfR9Zd Mon Aug 05 19:17:12 +0000 2013
  • Holy crap. The Google docs presentation app is phenomenal #fb Mon Aug 05 19:01:24 +0000 2013
  • Dear Google Docs: thanks for saving my ass while Microsoft Office has stopped working on my computer for some reason #fb Mon Aug 05 16:50:44 +0000 2013
  • Our friendly taxi driver in Kigali, unironically named “Comrade” http://t.co/yGKCyAkiFR Mon Aug 05 16:49:23 +0000 2013
  • This idiot at it again: Ted Nugent says Trayvon Martin “got justice” http://t.co/e1HD5pmSy5 #fb Mon Aug 05 12:58:41 +0000 2013
  • RT @wooby: What’s with all the “rules” about how to use Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc. Isn’t the point to use social media how you want? Mon Aug 05 12:57:19 +0000 2013
  • @dkaykay11 I’m not arming you!! Mon Aug 05 12:56:25 +0000 2013
  • Pure capsaicin pepper. Do not confuse with eye drops #rwanda http://t.co/xNyDwbU3c8 Mon Aug 05 11:40:28 +0000 2013
  • When I have a textbook to edit, 2 papers to write, & a tenure file to assemble… That’s when MS Word stops working. #fb Mon Aug 05 05:34:23 +0000 2013
  • My view from breakfast #rwanda http://t.co/Wovh14ObOO Mon Aug 05 05:30:27 +0000 2013
  • Alone in the gym at 5am in the Hotel Rwanda. May as well photograph stuff #fb http://t.co/HKWIbVNfNu Mon Aug 05 05:23:43 +0000 2013
  • Four hours sleep. Full workout. And the hotel staff isn’t even awake yet. I’m doing something wrong #fb Mon Aug 05 05:13:41 +0000 2013
  • Breakfast in rwanda… various creative preparations of chicken #fb http://t.co/kjdceQYVtg Mon Aug 05 05:07:14 +0000 2013
  • I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/uDPkVcKNAb Free Microsoft Office 2010 product key Sun Aug 04 21:07:52 +0000 2013
  • Can’t decide who’s about to eat who http://t.co/YwbBLC9nGb Sun Aug 04 19:17:22 +0000 2013
  • one of grenade explosion holes created during the massacre of 5000 people taking refuge http://t.co/MSP8wNdtNt http://t.co/o6UMOJOPoI Sun Aug 04 17:35:32 +0000 2013
  • Ntarama genocide memorial site. Yep, those are human bones you see piled up at the entrance. http://t.co/MSP8wNdtNt http://t.co/xUH9LPhLLd Sun Aug 04 17:33:43 +0000 2013
  • View from hotel Mille Collines (hotel Rwanda) http://t.co/frrNy564o0 Sun Aug 04 16:54:15 +0000 2013
  • In front of the genocide museum in kigali http://t.co/DAdM3s6qCy Sun Aug 04 13:58:49 +0000 2013
  • Bringing a virtual Skype date to breakfast. Cool or not? #discuss http://t.co/6EXXuwyyJA Sun Aug 04 08:21:06 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 of my food? Sun Aug 04 08:19:35 +0000 2013
  • The kids will never know what international travel was like before free wifi #oldendays #fb Sun Aug 04 08:19:19 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie brussels air Sun Aug 04 07:07:47 +0000 2013
  • And this is how im charging my phone in sunny rwanda http://t.co/FJnxMCcjn5 Sun Aug 04 06:57:38 +0000 2013
  • Two 24 hour Channels on Rwandan tv: Christian gospel and lesbian porn #fb Sun Aug 04 01:03:49 +0000 2013
  • On Rwandan tv: weird Belgian fake porn of chicks in bikinis balancing on stationary surf boards #fb Sun Aug 04 00:59:37 +0000 2013
  • @bumblebrie who am I flying?? Sun Aug 04 00:53:49 +0000 2013
  • Rwanda, bitches #fb Sat Aug 03 20:19:32 +0000 2013
  • He’s a brand now? #fb http://t.co/QkQAZvyWrX Sat Aug 03 09:57:08 +0000 2013
  • I’m going to tweet “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” before every flight, just on the chance that I will posthumously look prophetic #fb Sat Aug 03 09:24:12 +0000 2013
  • You know, wifi makes most things more tolerable #fb Sat Aug 03 09:19:00 +0000 2013
  • Amazed that “middle seat” wasn’t auto corrected to “middle East” #fb Sat Aug 03 09:09:41 +0000 2013
  • What’s with all the European hipsters on their cheap straw hats? #brusselsairport #fb Sat Aug 03 09:08:21 +0000 2013
  • 5am EST. I’d usually be going to bed around now. But it’s 11am in Belgium and I gotta catch a flight to Rwanda. Probably middle seat #fb Sat Aug 03 08:44:26 +0000 2013
  • Brussels airport is throttling my torrent downloads. Not impressed #fb Sat Aug 03 08:40:10 +0000 2013
  • Dear Belgians: you and the Chinese are the only people in the world who think my back support is an incendiary device. Fuckheads #fb Sat Aug 03 07:56:08 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… being able to conduct an entire conversation in French with an African woman in Belgium. I think I might be married now #fb Sat Aug 03 07:22:08 +0000 2013
  • Brussels, bitches #fb Sat Aug 03 07:20:09 +0000 2013
  • Graduate students’ association’s statement about potential professors’ strike at UOttawa http://t.co/gnBumn10OZ #fb Fri Aug 02 22:10:38 +0000 2013
  • I never tire of correcting people on this: the “Middle East” and “Central America” are not continents #fb Fri Aug 02 21:53:21 +0000 2013
  • Montreal, bitches #fb Fri Aug 02 21:10:08 +0000 2013
  • The airport is the only place where a man is allowed to loiter with his pants half undone #fb Fri Aug 02 19:39:15 +0000 2013
  • I’m open to hearing their arguments. But I suspect “#Manning told the world about our crimes so now we look bad” http://t.co/OROYkQ4Cih #fb Fri Aug 02 17:19:04 +0000 2013
  • This morning alone I witnessed 3 near-accidents, all caused by drivers making right turns at red lights without paying full attention #fb Fri Aug 02 17:15:31 +0000 2013
  • For fairness sake, here’s the University’s side of things, re the current professors’ strike negotiations http://t.co/oXmERoXzov #fb Fri Aug 02 17:14:04 +0000 2013
  • For U of O students, re: the threat of a professors’ strike http://t.co/tM2HyoQ9eX Fri Aug 02 16:58:20 +0000 2013
  • US diplomat claims #Manning “jeopardized relationships with allies overseas.” No, spying on said allies did that http://t.co/oSic7y8Lj6 Fri Aug 02 16:17:46 +0000 2013
  • So what do you think? Post-hoc attempts to justify the persecution of #Manning and #Snowden ? #conspiracynut http://t.co/JtAudn1Pmb Fri Aug 02 16:15:10 +0000 2013
  • Dear old lady who jalmost ran me over, when turning right on a red light u have to glance left to make sure THERE IS NO ONCOMING TRAFFIC #FB Fri Aug 02 15:45:06 +0000 2013
  • Coffee Seems To Be A Mild Antidepressant And May Reduce Suicide Risk http://t.co/G5JDRkU03P #fb Fri Aug 02 15:04:54 +0000 2013
  • In case you were Rwondering, today I am off to Rwanda. Are you as Rwanda Psyched as me? #fb Fri Aug 02 13:51:29 +0000 2013
  • Business idea: saliva flavoured chewing gum! #fb Fri Aug 02 13:50:52 +0000 2013
  • Whoohoo! Five hours sleep! #fb Fri Aug 02 13:26:05 +0000 2013
  • One year on Mars http://t.co/U7YxoFxeoO #fb Thu Aug 01 21:58:51 +0000 2013
  • So… there’s a real “Emma Frost” and she actually wrote “The White Queen.” This can’t be mere coincidence, can it? #fb Thu Aug 01 20:24:13 +0000 2013
  • “Be careful what you’re Googling? Hell no… You are not committing a crime shopping for a kitchen appliance.” http://t.co/npkgKHPreq #fb Thu Aug 01 19:52:51 +0000 2013
  • The big book of lesbian hair http://t.co/Og7aD37d1c Thu Aug 01 16:27:33 +0000 2013
  • Before you ask, no this one is not real. Neither are the boobs. http://t.co/FNdWqKEgPh Thu Aug 01 16:15:10 +0000 2013
  • We all need to work with our hands more http://t.co/7xnqh4XZzz Thu Aug 01 16:10:12 +0000 2013
  • Don’t do this http://t.co/3LiOV7UPjT Thu Aug 01 16:03:31 +0000 2013
  • Nooooo! http://t.co/HYggr65rNj Thu Aug 01 16:02:23 +0000 2013
  • I shopped here once, but all the pages were stuck together http://t.co/e4hnloL8td Thu Aug 01 16:00:47 +0000 2013
  • “Down home gynecology.” Yep, real. http://t.co/6ChajYv48s Thu Aug 01 15:59:46 +0000 2013
  • Uhhhh… I think this is real, too http://t.co/VDtfCV5ZvT Thu Aug 01 15:58:09 +0000 2013
  • Yep, I think this is real http://t.co/yMLPw7WEzR Thu Aug 01 15:57:02 +0000 2013
  • Games you can play with your pussy http://t.co/3fm7C3LQtG Thu Aug 01 15:55:38 +0000 2013
  • Some “wonders of the world” you can visit onlline http://t.co/CjACd2natW Thu Aug 01 15:47:21 +0000 2013
  • NSA Chief heckled by hackers http://t.co/WxIcJez4kX #fb Thu Aug 01 15:46:06 +0000 2013
  • Phone Thief Unwittingly Uploads Photos Of Himself. Victim Seeks Awesome Revenge On Tumblr http://t.co/luM53y97Qm Thu Aug 01 15:42:09 +0000 2013
  • RT @ManlyAsshole: A mosquito landed on my wife’s face…. Easiest decision of my life. Thu Aug 01 14:27:47 +0000 2013
  • New musical notation? http://t.co/qv1HwGJrfl Thu Aug 01 14:13:19 +0000 2013
  • Homeless pilates http://t.co/gS4UCHbPQK Thu Aug 01 14:11:48 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is… 3 hours sleep followed by a rejected paper #fb Thu Aug 01 13:37:08 +0000 2013
  • 5:30AM and inbox is holding at 45. Time for bed #fb Thu Aug 01 09:33:38 +0000 2013
  • RT @LouiseRedvers: Hello Twitter – I’m seeking an economist / analyst who can speak to me about Oman and its investment climate. Anyone ou… Thu Aug 01 07:38:02 +0000 2013
  • I’d like to re-assert my offer of asylum to Edward #Snowden’s girlfriend http://t.co/n3NNmNXdrt #fb Thu Aug 01 07:37:51 +0000 2013
  • Snow or Snowden? http://t.co/hrA4jniiMq Thu Aug 01 07:34:49 +0000 2013
  • Watch this video. But for the love of Zod, don’t do it on acid or any other kind of drug! http://t.co/eCyOYggc2m Thu Aug 01 07:11:41 +0000 2013
  • Errr…. what? http://t.co/IuUx5NGKHq Thu Aug 01 06:51:04 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: this embarrassment is the son of Hollywood legend and groundbreaking Indian actor Sabu http://t.co/Zae1cI1Vkr #fb Thu Aug 01 06:38:35 +0000 2013
  • Cooking with this stuff right now. Will let you know how it goes http://t.co/nqOucCDyWV Thu Aug 01 00:04:35 +0000 2013
  • 691 professors voted 82% in favour of authorizing the APUO to call a strike if necessary. Mediation is scheduled for August 3rd and 4th. Wed Jul 31 23:41:59 +0000 2013
  • “Now that gov’t has held [ #Manning ]accountable for leaking information, it’s time we held them accountable for the information he leaked.” Wed Jul 31 23:27:14 +0000 2013
  • “A magician never reveals his secrets…. except the Great Revealo.” -Fry #Futurama Wed Jul 31 17:38:46 +0000 2013
  • “Damn thing won’t turn over. It’s like Pat on a Sunday morning.” -Nixon trying to starting an engine #Futurama Wed Jul 31 17:34:05 +0000 2013
  • My DNA analysis from ConnectMyDNA. It matches your DNA to countries BY REGION where most of your matches occur http://t.co/ygPusHP5vx Wed Jul 31 15:58:56 +0000 2013
  • @amisha03 #learnings Wed Jul 31 15:47:50 +0000 2013
  • CAUT rep: university is late to the game of taking advantage of political climate that is supportive of taking away rights #strikevote Wed Jul 31 15:08:37 +0000 2013
  • @amisha03 the vote is to empower the union to strike so that the uni knows we’re serious. It doesn’t automatically mean that we will strike Wed Jul 31 15:01:12 +0000 2013
  • UofT is more than 50% funded by student tuition? #fb Wed Jul 31 15:00:10 +0000 2013
  • Interesting that the most lucid presentations are from the student reps (with a couple of verbal slips) #strikevote Wed Jul 31 14:57:25 +0000 2013
  • @amisha03 we will probably vote for a strike mandate in order to strengthen the union’s position during the negotiations Wed Jul 31 14:52:40 +0000 2013
  • All these professors in one room: the odour of overeducation, plaid, activism, and low grade autism #strikevote Wed Jul 31 14:47:17 +0000 2013
  • Looking around at 1000 professors and I don’t see a lot of racial diversity. And only two sexes! #strikevote #fb Wed Jul 31 14:19:20 +0000 2013
  • If something unfortunate were to happen to Marion Hall right now, 1000 new faculty positions would open up at UOttawa #strikevote #fb Wed Jul 31 14:18:12 +0000 2013
  • When 1000 professors meet, of course all the bike racks are filled #fb Wed Jul 31 14:16:49 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is. .. late for the strike vote AND my bicycle has two flat tires!! #fb Wed Jul 31 13:50:07 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is: getting in the elevator just after someone has farted and vacated. (Explains why he wouldn’t look me in the eye as he fled) Wed Jul 31 13:47:48 +0000 2013
  • 20 minute run on the canal, on two hours sleep. This is healthy, right? Right? #fb Wed Jul 31 13:18:12 +0000 2013
  • and the mouth breathers will say, Why do we want to control rays’ brains? http://t.co/YMd5wkU3uy #fb Wed Jul 31 12:14:55 +0000 2013
  • These pics are NOT photoshopped http://t.co/7mCG2JZykS #fb Wed Jul 31 12:06:35 +0000 2013
  • Burqas http://t.co/73loheb9uI Wed Jul 31 12:01:45 +0000 2013
  • Iran http://t.co/oAg7J7W4XQ Wed Jul 31 11:59:31 +0000 2013
  • The Espionage Act is “a discredited relic of the WWI era, created as a tool to suppress political dissent and antiwar activism” #fb Wed Jul 31 11:56:13 +0000 2013
  • 5:AM and inbox down to 44. Whoohoo! Time for bed #fb Wed Jul 31 08:59:10 +0000 2013
  • What we saw at #flugtag http://t.co/hBvbrsNDsN Wed Jul 31 07:16:05 +0000 2013
  • bowels of the earth: http://t.co/OeGqRR2Lqp via @YouTube Wed Jul 31 07:03:12 +0000 2013
  • parasail: http://t.co/EANdnAGyp3 via @YouTube Wed Jul 31 06:53:52 +0000 2013
  • “I Am Not Bradley #Manning ” http://t.co/VbiyV1jEMN Tue Jul 30 21:12:02 +0000 2013
  • “If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like ‘sausage’.” #fb Tue Jul 30 20:57:02 +0000 2013
  • James Comey, who approved waterboarding and other torture techniques, confirmed as director of the FBI http://t.co/586n84JVq7 #fb Tue Jul 30 20:52:12 +0000 2013
  • Whistleblowing summary from a DailyKos post: http://t.co/qqnUibFAWS Tue Jul 30 20:49:05 +0000 2013
  • Wow… India declares dolhins to be “non-human persons”. I think Larry Niven predicted this decades ago http://t.co/7vKP3SAhMs #fb Tue Jul 30 20:44:51 +0000 2013
  • What I learned this month… shoot an unarmed black boy in Florida: go free. Expose horrific war crimes but kill no one: go to jail. #fb Tue Jul 30 19:51:23 +0000 2013
  • RT @pammmacd: #Manning case tells us 1) an *approved* media to leak to, and 2) better to rape, murder than to expose it. http://t.co/MJzock… Tue Jul 30 19:49:18 +0000 2013
  • RT @Evilvvhippet: My favourite tactic for stopping people from saying I’m a murderer is to not murder anybody #Manning #FreeBrad Tue Jul 30 19:49:06 +0000 2013
  • RT @aantonop: #Manning spent 1000 days in jail, being abused, naked in solitary, all while waiting for trial. He’s served time enough. Jail… Tue Jul 30 19:48:03 +0000 2013
  • Interesting how media is focused on #Manning ‘s acquittal (of aiding enemy) but not his conviction (of passing secrets) #complacency #fb Tue Jul 30 19:42:06 +0000 2013
  • Paragraph 501 of US Army Field Manual 27-10 required #Manning to do SOMETHING, and should prevent his superiors from seeking vengeance #fb Tue Jul 30 19:31:58 +0000 2013
  • A perspective on the #Manning case from a guy in the “collateral murder” video https://t.co/CmCj2vNlCU #fb Tue Jul 30 19:25:22 +0000 2013
  • Bush’s decision for the US not to participate in the International Criminal Court now bears fruit, as #Manning was justified under Nuremberg Tue Jul 30 19:21:22 +0000 2013
  • Bradley #Manning : Prisoner of Conscience http://t.co/IXuZzGRAK3 #fb Tue Jul 30 19:16:28 +0000 2013
  • RT @1Marchella: Signs of a ruthless government: “when exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals.” #Sno… Tue Jul 30 17:39:27 +0000 2013
  • RT @RaniaKhalek: #manning still faces possible life sentence for exposing war crimes. War criminals on the other hand got cushy teaching jo… Tue Jul 30 17:36:57 +0000 2013
  • Prosecutor: “ #Manning ‘s mission as an all intelligence analyst was a special trust.” Not commiting war crimes is also a special trust #fb Tue Jul 30 17:35:29 +0000 2013
  • Bradley #Manning verdict is evidence that #Snowden was right to flee #fb Tue Jul 30 17:31:45 +0000 2013
  • RT @RaniaKhalek: .@CNN and @MSNBC spent less than 10 minutes discussing #Manning verdict. Corporate media is pathetic. Tue Jul 30 17:30:16 +0000 2013
  • Telling secrets: 25 yrs. Shoot a wall: 20 yrs. Rip off pensions: nothin’. Drone strike innocents: get a medal #manning #fb Tue Jul 30 17:27:38 +0000 2013
  • It’s now official. Exposing a crime is worse than the crime that was exposed. According to US justice. http://t.co/pm9oo2FTmN #fb Tue Jul 30 17:24:35 +0000 2013
  • “I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.” -Louis CK #fb Tue Jul 30 17:20:52 +0000 2013
  • “Belief in a cruel god makes a cruel man.” -Thomas Paine #fb Tue Jul 30 17:19:18 +0000 2013
  • “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” -Mae West #fb Tue Jul 30 17:11:21 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed she usually is. until I pay her. then she’s my best friend. Tue Jul 30 17:02:33 +0000 2013
  • @OphiraG @arsmag04 http://t.co/91pTANGxZX Tue Jul 30 16:48:53 +0000 2013
  • government people have no imagination http://t.co/3sXIcco3hO #fb Tue Jul 30 15:35:58 +0000 2013
  • New gmail format is actually saving me money since I’m less likely to buy all the groupon-style crap if it’s in a different folder #fb Tue Jul 30 15:34:32 +0000 2013
  • Meh. I’ve seen worse http://t.co/r7uo1EMy00 #fb Tue Jul 30 12:47:02 +0000 2013
  • Anyone else having really slow internet service today? #fb Tue Jul 30 02:58:36 +0000 2013
  • Dear NSERC: though you represent the country’s top scientists and engineers, your website sucks and is always down #fb Tue Jul 30 02:55:01 +0000 2013
  • “Gotta give credit to Mr Ed Snowden… Before he showed up with his nerd glasses and stripper girlfriend, nobody was talking about the NSA” Mon Jul 29 23:55:27 +0000 2013
  • “This futuristic-looking mass transit system is really happening” http://t.co/W1xMEtLQVB #fb Mon Jul 29 20:31:18 +0000 2013
  • Auuugh!! I read internet comments again! My eyes! My eyes! #fb Mon Jul 29 19:21:49 +0000 2013
  • “I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, and riches.” #fb Mon Jul 29 15:35:56 +0000 2013
  • Internships with the Pan American Health Organization http://t.co/pIE55J0TP2 Mon Jul 29 15:20:22 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is getting the time of your 10:am meeting wrong… by 3 days. #fb Mon Jul 29 15:17:14 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: the “Morganatic marriage” or “left-handed marriage” http://t.co/uKFvqoKvox #fb Mon Jul 29 02:52:07 +0000 2013
  • “That was the saltiest thing I ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!” #fb Mon Jul 29 01:30:44 +0000 2013
  • “Just because I’m dumber than you, it doesn’t mean that you’re smarter than me!” #fb Mon Jul 29 01:17:15 +0000 2013
  • “Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!” #fb Mon Jul 29 01:16:15 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… rewatching all the Futurama episodes in order. ALL of them. #fb Sun Jul 28 23:32:06 +0000 2013
  • So, um, there’s a town in Ontario called “Sodom”? Why aren’t we spending weekends there? http://t.co/4GF39eWxlH #fb Sun Jul 28 23:26:24 +0000 2013
  • A woman and her poodle were attacked by a gang of feral cats. In France. Insert your own joke. http://t.co/n9C0L6RRO5 #fb Sun Jul 28 17:26:26 +0000 2013
  • Vacationing family finds exceedingly rare hexapus. Kills it. Eats it. Assholes. http://t.co/AlqDo7Fx6S #fb Sun Jul 28 17:19:23 +0000 2013
  • Lab-grown burger is a little out of my price range http://t.co/ecCUWKAtXO #fb Sun Jul 28 17:17:34 +0000 2013
  • Harper’s Canada, where the doors to sanctuary remain locked #fb http://t.co/EgB9seOF7l Sat Jul 27 18:15:35 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa, I think you’re white enough, thanks #fb http://t.co/YJtoUEi7h5 Sat Jul 27 18:09:42 +0000 2013
  • Waffles and chicken at Mill Street Brewery #fb http://t.co/7yQeXo9Ysv Sat Jul 27 16:22:11 +0000 2013
  • Cyclists in ottawa can’t read signs #fb http://t.co/zapPx6rUQu Sat Jul 27 16:12:38 +0000 2013
  • At Ottawa #flugtag with @charannstanley #fb Sat Jul 27 15:11:30 +0000 2013
  • Inbox down to 54 and it’s 5:AM. I’m allowed to go to sleep now, right? #fb Sat Jul 27 09:13:38 +0000 2013
  • My latest blog post: Tenure Stats! http://t.co/hjWrBPjz0B Sat Jul 27 07:25:38 +0000 2013
  • Oh, Ottawa shwarmas… how I’ve missed ye #fb Fri Jul 26 21:57:33 +0000 2013
  • “Stool type: pee negative.” Fri Jul 26 20:42:04 +0000 2013
  • My DNA analysis from ConnectMyDNA. It matches your DNA to countries BY REGION where most of your matches occur http://t.co/QAPrk4XmHw Fri Jul 26 20:37:17 +0000 2013
  • Toronto-based Health analyst positions, ideal for the keen health sciences grad http://t.co/vWL9MH55mh Fri Jul 26 19:53:13 +0000 2013
  • Wtf is pie cake? http://t.co/0H62TFQ5P6 Fri Jul 26 18:53:42 +0000 2013
  • Pre-kindergarten mathematical knowledge is the highest predictor of later academic success http://t.co/ZEXtK9kSca #fb Fri Jul 26 18:49:50 +0000 2013
  • Yeah I feel real safe http://t.co/ghsAqQy8aP Fri Jul 26 17:48:12 +0000 2013
  • Ahhhh summertime committee meetings. Kill me now #fb Fri Jul 26 17:43:48 +0000 2013
  • Some really professional photoshop jobs http://t.co/wfNFbvWPK6 Fri Jul 26 16:01:12 +0000 2013
  • How come all Bigfoot sighters are middle-aged white dudes? I’ll start paying attention when a nerdy Asian chick reports a sighting #fb Fri Jul 26 13:39:44 +0000 2013
  • @beets79 if he follows you on twitter it just got more awkward Fri Jul 26 13:02:40 +0000 2013
  • sigh http://t.co/B2iGFerhbE Thu Jul 25 23:28:10 +0000 2013
  • Just learned that columnist Charlie Reese passed away this year. Not happy about that http://t.co/wGk01790Ny #fb Thu Jul 25 22:43:28 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa, bitches! #fb Thu Jul 25 22:07:41 +0000 2013
  • Why do they keep giving Grover Nordquist TV airtime? The man’s idiocy makes my blood boil #fb Thu Jul 25 09:37:01 +0000 2013
  • The coolest halloween costume in daycare http://t.co/IKPtAyAtIp Thu Jul 25 08:12:57 +0000 2013
  • Hey Google http://t.co/t6N0vPxZYI Thu Jul 25 06:10:43 +0000 2013
  • ” I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?” -Jerry Seinfeld #fb Thu Jul 25 06:07:17 +0000 2013
  • “Dear Cary Elwes, I have been meaning to contact you for some time. I have never been able to figure out if you are famous.” -Peter Griffin Thu Jul 25 05:27:14 +0000 2013
  • because comic books are just good, clean fun http://t.co/uIt9s1Inq1 Thu Jul 25 04:54:07 +0000 2013
  • Because the original ape movies were badass, that’s why http://t.co/ViyBFlcJKO Thu Jul 25 04:52:34 +0000 2013
  • @soniaxmt with various open sores Thu Jul 25 04:37:47 +0000 2013
  • Quiz Time: All About British Monarchy http://t.co/hDTaa3LlFf Thu Jul 25 04:36:00 +0000 2013
  • @soniaxmt that’s the inside cover Thu Jul 25 04:29:49 +0000 2013
  • @soniaxmt http://t.co/qTTueYgjWm Thu Jul 25 03:34:18 +0000 2013
  • How close is the US to Madison’s definition of tyranny? http://t.co/5Ya9YaOCic #fb Thu Jul 25 03:23:31 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 you Thu Jul 25 02:48:17 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 you! Thu Jul 25 00:21:49 +0000 2013
  • But why? http://t.co/6ebeFen9ur Thu Jul 25 00:15:46 +0000 2013
  • But why? http://t.co/raXOpNqCMO Wed Jul 24 18:53:36 +0000 2013
  • Uh hang on. I dont think youre allowed to reject my paper after youve accepted it #fb Wed Jul 24 18:49:05 +0000 2013
  • George Alexander Louis spells GAL. Hee hee #fb Wed Jul 24 17:47:59 +0000 2013
  • @brittharr2 Bah Wed Jul 24 17:45:33 +0000 2013
  • Yawn Wed Jul 24 17:44:29 +0000 2013
  • Tips for grant writing http://t.co/e7XnfWgE3I #fb Wed Jul 24 17:41:03 +0000 2013
  • Hear hear. Jenny McCarthy may be an idiot, but her new job is none of Toronto Public Health’s business http://t.co/If2vuCNIxF #fb Wed Jul 24 12:45:39 +0000 2013
  • Nic Cage losing his shit http://t.co/8dqJ6tYypY Wed Jul 24 12:00:20 +0000 2013
  • Shit this is real. I just found year old non-spam messages! http://t.co/lJKBhrD7TV #fb Wed Jul 24 04:30:15 +0000 2013
  • Hey Phillipe Rushton died. I didn’t know! http://t.co/7ldFaIRGJW #FB Wed Jul 24 04:29:38 +0000 2013
  • Youtube is down? How do you expect me to enrage myself if not by reading comments written by morons? #fb Wed Jul 24 04:15:27 +0000 2013
  • Ahh, the mother country http://t.co/S4vIIqySK9 Wed Jul 24 04:04:28 +0000 2013
  • But why? http://t.co/c36xMDVdIo Wed Jul 24 04:00:38 +0000 2013
  • My job description http://t.co/E6Z0odnXgL Wed Jul 24 03:52:26 +0000 2013
  • Orangina is a meal, right? #fb Tue Jul 23 22:03:51 +0000 2013
  • Giving a tour of U of T campus to former UO student. Love this shit #fb Tue Jul 23 19:25:30 +0000 2013
  • Just had my first Toronto Street dog 20 years ….. uh oh #fb Tue Jul 23 19:21:22 +0000 2013
  • Quiz Time: All About Salt http://t.co/ryRbjwLqBL Tue Jul 23 18:53:18 +0000 2013
  • Ok so far not too impressed with Wind’s data services #fb Tue Jul 23 18:50:03 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: First Nations used creeping Juniper as birth control #fb Tue Jul 23 18:50:02 +0000 2013
  • Data display at Canadian light source synchrotron was actually based on Star Trek’s LCARS design #fb Tue Jul 23 18:49:44 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is: guess the password of a strange wifi network. Hint: always try “guest” first #fb Tue Jul 23 17:47:07 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Zod, no! http://t.co/ZUloqhDFz8 Tue Jul 23 17:24:15 +0000 2013
  • “You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.” What if my friend’s behind isn’t something I want to leave? Tue Jul 23 15:23:19 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… being able to do my morning yoga while on a teleconference #handsfree #fb Tue Jul 23 13:42:22 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Zod, no! http://t.co/ruYACHjpId Tue Jul 23 06:06:05 +0000 2013
  • @ScottyAtch Brazil is usually the answer. Just not today Tue Jul 23 05:23:48 +0000 2013
  • @ScottyAtch even love can’t get you the right answer Tue Jul 23 05:18:40 +0000 2013
  • @ScottyAtch youre drunk. Go home Tue Jul 23 05:10:49 +0000 2013
  • @ScottyAtch those arent countries Tue Jul 23 04:51:11 +0000 2013
  • Okay quiz time. What three countries have the most fresh groundwater by volume? #fb Tue Jul 23 04:46:52 +0000 2013
  • So… toronto… kinda humid #fb Tue Jul 23 04:40:07 +0000 2013
  • Toronto, bitches #fb Tue Jul 23 04:10:06 +0000 2013
  • About to board Air Canada 1162 to Toronto. If anyone else is here, I don’t v wanna know #fb Tue Jul 23 00:34:12 +0000 2013
  • Oooo. Free wifi at yxe #fb Tue Jul 23 00:23:53 +0000 2013
  • This is how you pronounce my name http://t.co/RW0Sfifc4F Mon Jul 22 22:09:29 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Zod, no! http://t.co/5AUvKKvVQ5 Mon Jul 22 21:36:44 +0000 2013
  • This is not what you think it is http://t.co/PkwCLkxJYp Mon Jul 22 21:34:30 +0000 2013
  • I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that @BabyMiddIeton already has a (fake) twitter feed #fb Mon Jul 22 21:31:47 +0000 2013
  • They should name the royal baby Rupert Foggybottom. ‘Cause that’s what all British boys secretly call themselves. Or so I’ve read #fb Mon Jul 22 21:29:11 +0000 2013
  • Wow. Dennis Farina is dead https://t.co/UmPzeahNhf #fb Mon Jul 22 21:23:14 +0000 2013
  • Got an artistic eye? Why not help design the new @CSEBSCEB logo? https://t.co/V4XIQ7rcQW Mon Jul 22 20:16:42 +0000 2013
  • Here’s a review in CMAJ of our recent book on Medical Tourism http://t.co/imTYSybOF7 Mon Jul 22 20:06:44 +0000 2013
  • Interesting world in which sex is blocked, but hate forums are not http://t.co/b2yplYpn0y #fb Mon Jul 22 19:08:42 +0000 2013
  • Today’s quiz is on historical abbreviations: http://t.co/2HwbAqhKub Mon Jul 22 18:13:52 +0000 2013
  • Dear swype keyboard: stop replacing bastard with Bayard. Whatever that is #fb Mon Jul 22 17:18:46 +0000 2013
  • Great. Now the EU is on to me. http://t.co/RUb2hai1Gr Mon Jul 22 16:45:19 +0000 2013
  • Yet one more paper revised and resubmitted. One massive thing removed from the to-do list #fb Mon Jul 22 07:03:37 +0000 2013
  • For my brown peeps. See, we’re Asian too. http://t.co/1TT33VMIUS Mon Jul 22 02:08:09 +0000 2013
  • This is what made me watch Community http://t.co/OPW39GEGli #fb Mon Jul 22 01:01:23 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed weak Sun Jul 21 21:11:38 +0000 2013
  • Bing? Who uses Bing? http://t.co/sVHoeJa76u Sun Jul 21 20:03:08 +0000 2013
  • One more paper revised and resubmitted. Yawn. It’s almost like someone is applying for tenure this year or something #fb Sun Jul 21 08:55:06 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 @LoganNZed Ooooooo Sun Jul 21 07:52:32 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 45 min through DW world would be a world record Sun Jul 21 07:50:39 +0000 2013
  • “Wait times are appriximately 20 to 35 min”. 45 minutes later…. #aircanada #fb Sun Jul 21 07:48:47 +0000 2013
  • Dear Swype keyboard: what do you think is more likely, that I’m trying to type “visit” or “bist”? You tell me #fb Sun Jul 21 07:00:12 +0000 2013
  • Who’s got two thumbs, magnificent moobs, and is teaching a one-week class in Rwanda next month? This guy! Sun Jul 21 06:00:19 +0000 2013
  • RIP Helen Thomas, one of the few DC journalists unafraid to call Bush on his bullshit in the post-9/11 weeks http://t.co/z2yJ1VmXt1 #fb Sun Jul 21 05:59:48 +0000 2013
  • “The Italian Job” is one of the few instances in which the remake is more entertaining than the original, which I loved #fb Sun Jul 21 04:04:28 +0000 2013
  • Waterworld is what Mad Max would have been if made by Disney. For idiots. And rated PG #fb Sun Jul 21 02:58:11 +0000 2013
  • “@TheTweetOfGod: Comic-Con is the biggest assemblage of celibate, hero-worshipping sci-fi-lovers since the Last Supper.” #fb Sun Jul 21 02:08:28 +0000 2013
  • Bing? Who uses Bing? http://t.co/FIhqaplwi7 Sat Jul 20 13:59:44 +0000 2013
  • Happy birthday Apollo 11 landing site and Sir Edmund Hillary #fb Sat Jul 20 13:44:43 +0000 2013
  • I miss test patterns on late night tv #fb Sat Jul 20 05:23:53 +0000 2013
  • One more paper written and submitted #fb Sat Jul 20 03:40:32 +0000 2013
  • Bing? Who uses Bing? http://t.co/LY4VOAlvnJ Sat Jul 20 00:18:25 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots “curry favour” is when you order a special meal at an Indian restaurant Fri Jul 19 22:56:01 +0000 2013
  • Bing? Who uses Bing? http://t.co/oT8ClFrZqE Fri Jul 19 22:48:19 +0000 2013
  • @Chamika I guess the “rains down in Africa” were actually a plumbing leak Fri Jul 19 22:19:40 +0000 2013
  • So is the band Toto named for Dorothy’s dog or the toilet bowl manufacturer? #fb Fri Jul 19 22:00:39 +0000 2013
  • @peterlevesque @JesseC_D http://t.co/dqev1egA3a Fri Jul 19 21:58:19 +0000 2013
  • @Angelaislost FYI http://t.co/dqev1egA3a Fri Jul 19 21:58:07 +0000 2013
  • Epidemiologist job in SW Ontario http://t.co/Q5QP1hPfmF Fri Jul 19 21:56:44 +0000 2013
  • Damn it, I read the comments of an internet article again! When will I learn? #FB Fri Jul 19 19:48:08 +0000 2013
  • Child Medical Record Design Competition: for students, professors, laypeople, etc. Prize is $50k http://t.co/HLuBbibgI4 #FB Fri Jul 19 19:39:52 +0000 2013
  • So far loving “Fight Master” much more than TUF #MMA Fri Jul 19 19:20:30 +0000 2013
  • @Chamika is there a difference? both white and delicious Fri Jul 19 18:39:41 +0000 2013
  • Uh, why does Google Chrome think that one of my web pages is in Danish? #fb Fri Jul 19 18:35:18 +0000 2013
  • I tried letting my Galaxy S4 read a book to me. It was more like being interrogated by Stephen Hawking #fb Fri Jul 19 17:35:43 +0000 2013
  • My four favourite comics in the same room http://t.co/dfADPpDnHL #fb Fri Jul 19 09:11:46 +0000 2013
  • A torrent app for my phone. Now I’ll never get any work done #FB Fri Jul 19 08:35:58 +0000 2013
  • Uhoh. My computer wont start. How much work can I get done on my spanking new phone? #fb Fri Jul 19 06:07:10 +0000 2013
  • So is anyone actually watching amazing race canada ? #fb Fri Jul 19 05:59:29 +0000 2013
  • @brittharr2 no Fri Jul 19 05:43:13 +0000 2013
  • “When you grow up poor, you can’t afford certain luxuries like air conditioning… and food allergies. ” #fb Fri Jul 19 05:35:30 +0000 2013
  • @Angelaislost family 🙁 Fri Jul 19 05:19:44 +0000 2013
  • Testing out the new voice to text option on my phone. Sweet it works #fb Fri Jul 19 03:32:28 +0000 2013
  • Man how did I ever kill time before Twitter and Facebook? Oh yeah… tv. And books. #fb Fri Jul 19 03:21:02 +0000 2013
  • @joerogan 9 days was my gluten free max. Then fresh bakery bread started calling my name and promising sloppy blowjobs… Fri Jul 19 03:18:21 +0000 2013
  • Keep forgetting how far north Saskatoon is. It never gets dark here. So confusing #fb Fri Jul 19 03:14:27 +0000 2013
  • House Committee gives smallest NASA Budget Since 1986. Guess the NSA tricked them into getting all the NASA money http://t.co/LiDSwox44J #fb Fri Jul 19 02:56:08 +0000 2013
  • An alleged secret tape of Kanye West ranting about Taylor Swift leaked online http://t.co/LM1apAJKex Oh celebrities. I try to care. Fri Jul 19 02:54:38 +0000 2013
  • Zod, how I love my new phone. Its predictive text even knows to recognize “Zod” before I’ve typed it #fb Fri Jul 19 02:52:13 +0000 2013
  • Overheard from a homeless dude: “no baby oil’s gonna be absorbed into you. ” #fb Fri Jul 19 02:36:47 +0000 2013
  • Overheard from homeless dude: “no hillbilly can be sanctified as being Indian” #fb Fri Jul 19 02:35:04 +0000 2013
  • Shit. Google Keep is awesome! #fb Fri Jul 19 02:23:45 +0000 2013
  • I just realized… Sealand is an oxymoron #fb Fri Jul 19 02:20:12 +0000 2013
  • RT @MrDanielTosh: What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you. Fri Jul 19 00:11:56 +0000 2013
  • 5 Gigantic Wars You Won’t Believe Almost Happened. Sorta http://t.co/rW9sSAQkKg #FB Thu Jul 18 19:22:43 +0000 2013
  • Uh… Bruce Lee didn’t drink alcohol http://t.co/B6RjfUH4MI #FB Thu Jul 18 19:18:07 +0000 2013
  • Must… not… pick nose… during… videoconference… #FB Thu Jul 18 18:30:55 +0000 2013
  • Proof that I’m wearing clothes. From the waist up. http://t.co/6ZqS1hw5GY Thu Jul 18 18:08:22 +0000 2013
  • Examining a PhD a thousand miles away via videoconference. I love the 21st century #FB Thu Jul 18 17:04:00 +0000 2013
  • Everyone knows you’re supposed to burn the undead. Duh. http://t.co/bukpXmx9ts #fb Thu Jul 18 15:28:21 +0000 2013
  • Examining a PhD today via teleconference. Yes I will be wearing clothes. As far as you know #fb Thu Jul 18 12:56:34 +0000 2013
  • 15 Disgusting Ingredients You’re Eating Right Now. (The wood, sand, and titanium don’t bother me) http://t.co/aWn1amNTOg #fb Thu Jul 18 12:18:46 +0000 2013
  • One of the most horrifying and disturbing things you will ever read. I apologize in advance. http://t.co/Gm4njBeDsk #fb Thu Jul 18 04:57:03 +0000 2013
  • Fred Ettish in UFC2 in ’94 was only the 11th MMA fight I ever saw. Yeah, I was disappointed back then. But no more. http://t.co/PVskMDi2FD Thu Jul 18 03:04:59 +0000 2013
  • Everytime I pay for an Android app, I regret it. From now on, only free ones. #FB Wed Jul 17 23:16:14 +0000 2013
  • Wickr looks great. Too bad it’s only available on iPhones (so far) https://t.co/sCqYeVtQrg #FB Wed Jul 17 20:06:19 +0000 2013
  • @SpiderAnderson reminds me of this guy, in the best possible way http://t.co/XkMSalv8IA #FB Wed Jul 17 19:29:22 +0000 2013
  • @MrSmartyPlants try the whole lot: http://t.co/smEvBxR6wS Wed Jul 17 19:05:42 +0000 2013
  • @MrSmartyPlants well done Wed Jul 17 19:05:27 +0000 2013
  • I don’t know the back story, but it’s nice to see we still have some caveman in us http://t.co/sQjt1SjISc #FB Wed Jul 17 18:31:49 +0000 2013
  • The greatest grizzly bear video ever http://t.co/3QYbmawv8W #FB Wed Jul 17 18:26:47 +0000 2013
  • This should have been a Darwin award http://t.co/WTvrGqJKiF Wed Jul 17 18:18:20 +0000 2013
  • How to catch a toddler http://t.co/QyOzX7DX8i #FB Wed Jul 17 18:15:27 +0000 2013
  • why bears rule http://t.co/YOijwA1Rw9 #FB Wed Jul 17 18:12:56 +0000 2013
  • Dig the sudden popularity of the mawashi kaiten geri kick http://t.co/FfGDFssEm7 #FB Wed Jul 17 18:06:34 +0000 2013
  • Note to self: never again do sprints the day after leg day #fb Wed Jul 17 17:00:59 +0000 2013
  • Lovely alternatives if you want to keep off of the NSA PRISM radar https://t.co/Jh8oS08IMW Wed Jul 17 16:08:52 +0000 2013
  • Some good news: my online backup service has not (yet) shared my porn –I mean data!– with the NSA http://t.co/W3e16joOQ9 #fb Wed Jul 17 16:05:10 +0000 2013
  • @MrSmartyPlants uh sure. I can try! Wed Jul 17 15:28:37 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill even in gmail? Wed Jul 17 15:28:07 +0000 2013
  • What I only recently learned: the Soviets had Hitler’s body until 1970! http://t.co/nA4m5QUxTB #FB Wed Jul 17 03:19:16 +0000 2013
  • Such a well-written, thoughtful piece #TrayvonMartin http://t.co/ZafMK9z8j2 Wed Jul 17 02:50:36 +0000 2013
  • Name That Spice! All collected in one blog post http://t.co/smEvBxR6wS Wed Jul 17 02:40:56 +0000 2013
  • Really, gmail? You’re pushing Lumosity ads on me? Now I’m just insulted #fb Wed Jul 17 02:14:03 +0000 2013
  • RT @ggreenwald: The NSA stories are being discussed in countless countries around the world- it’s only US media that focuses on personaliti… Wed Jul 17 02:00:23 +0000 2013
  • Sadly, the new reality show “Top Hooker” is actually about fishing. Damn. #fb Wed Jul 17 01:56:33 +0000 2013
  • The data display at the Canadian Light Source Synchrotron was inspired by the Star Trek LCARS design. Really, it was http://t.co/JcodymNpN0 Wed Jul 17 01:53:04 +0000 2013
  • Ludicrous things said by yoga teachers. Number 20 is the winner http://t.co/g4I8v8c26v #fb Wed Jul 17 01:42:57 +0000 2013
  • @hazalkay marjoram! Wed Jul 17 01:35:31 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie already seen it. but I’m touched you thought of me Wed Jul 17 01:35:15 +0000 2013
  • Vaccinations are a must for a healthy pop’n. But we must be open to the evidence that some forms may have negative FX http://t.co/mijiYVlUVQ Wed Jul 17 00:15:58 +0000 2013
  • What I just learned: Saskatoon was founded by Torontonians #fb Tue Jul 16 23:59:10 +0000 2013
  • The tale of wasabi-chan http://t.co/3w7gNKlcW1 #FB Tue Jul 16 23:54:16 +0000 2013
  • @soniaxmt suuuuure Tue Jul 16 23:25:30 +0000 2013
  • This is probably the hardest so far. What spice/herb/edible plant is this? http://t.co/ff52wJCrXP Tue Jul 16 23:23:30 +0000 2013
  • @soniaxmt correct! even though you’re late to the contest 😉 Tue Jul 16 23:21:48 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv ding ding ding! A winner! Tue Jul 16 22:55:41 +0000 2013
  • Name that spice/herb/plant! http://t.co/TW0rFQR167 Tue Jul 16 22:54:49 +0000 2013
  • This one is very hard. Goes by at least 3 names. It’s the seed that you want. Name that spice! http://t.co/fWGfiq3Vxc Tue Jul 16 22:48:12 +0000 2013
  • Do plants get cancer? http://t.co/6plRPrwEjF #FB Tue Jul 16 22:45:02 +0000 2013
  • This one is easy. Name that spice! http://t.co/VWuEUxCoMy Tue Jul 16 22:42:51 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv riiiiight Tue Jul 16 22:37:18 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv That one was coriander Tue Jul 16 22:35:39 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv haha! it’s a family affair! Turmeric is the answer! Tue Jul 16 22:35:13 +0000 2013
  • This one is a little harder, I think. Name that spice! http://t.co/shAWbJn69K Tue Jul 16 22:32:44 +0000 2013
  • Now name THIS spice. Hint: it’s the most expensive in the world http://t.co/RtN95ZolQX Tue Jul 16 22:28:39 +0000 2013
  • @ScottyAtch correct, sir! Tue Jul 16 22:27:38 +0000 2013
  • Hang on… Gmail is now inserting ads into my inbox, that I can’t simply “checkbox” and delete! Unfair play! #fb Tue Jul 16 22:25:06 +0000 2013
  • Okay, which spice is this? http://t.co/VJTs7fQ5Ft Tue Jul 16 22:20:46 +0000 2013
  • “Name That Spice”, episode #2. Who knows what this is? http://t.co/4bTXVPjQqV Tue Jul 16 22:11:00 +0000 2013
  • Let’s play “name that spice”! Who knows what this is? http://t.co/7iBTn7LtNe Tue Jul 16 22:09:59 +0000 2013
  • 12 Points About The Snowden Affair http://t.co/aGVennEXWe #Snowden #NSA Tue Jul 16 14:05:31 +0000 2013
  • RT @TheRealLpeezy: Wow RT @cnnbrk: Exclusive: Zimmerman juror says she believed it was Zimmerman’s voice that was heard screaming for help … Tue Jul 16 01:04:30 +0000 2013
  • @techcyclists I dunno. Pretty underwhelmed with my present Android netbook Mon Jul 15 23:56:54 +0000 2013
  • Smiths, Johnsons, and Sullivans dominate the US namescape. So much for the great immigrant cultural threat! http://t.co/vjzKBco9U7 #fb Mon Jul 15 20:43:15 +0000 2013
  • Saw the Northern Lights for the first time today. They were lights. And they were in the north. Now you know #fb Mon Jul 15 08:06:31 +0000 2013
  • #TrayvonMartin #ZimmermanTrial http://t.co/jyT3zxKq6h Mon Jul 15 08:02:05 +0000 2013
  • RT @BullyVille: Love when you use your intellect to knock a narcissistic bully right on their ass & as soon as they get up they cry “you’re… Mon Jul 15 07:54:00 +0000 2013
  • @anamariecox please bring up Washingtonienne. Just for old time’s sake Mon Jul 15 07:51:26 +0000 2013
  • @piersmorgan there’s plenty of blame for both Mon Jul 15 07:49:32 +0000 2013
  • Robert Zimmerman Jr Post Verdict: ‘What Makes People Angry Enough To Attack The Way Trayvon Did?’ http://t.co/cby8L8UZY2 uh… what? #fb Mon Jul 15 07:48:25 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie : The last paragraph is especially brutal… @cordjefferson’s insights on the #Zimmerman trial. http://t.co/BBxpLVuy0S #fb Mon Jul 15 07:43:31 +0000 2013
  • Unhappiness is: 4 hours sleep, cigar and vodka hangover, and an impending 8 hour drive #fb Sun Jul 14 14:50:55 +0000 2013
  • Spermophile. Make your own joke. #fb http://t.co/6ntfBeEkyC Sun Jul 14 14:07:48 +0000 2013
  • Zimmerman goes free, but this guy gets convicted. “Fair trial” is a phrase quickly lacking any meaning http://t.co/efkwoffUq9 #fb Sun Jul 14 13:44:29 +0000 2013
  • Today I drank 10,000 year old glacier water. I am now possibly infected with extinct intestinal bacteria #fb Sun Jul 14 07:22:18 +0000 2013
  • Zimmerman is free. Bradley Manning isn’t. And the kid from Glee is dead. We live in fucked up times. #fb Sun Jul 14 07:17:17 +0000 2013
  • “It is considered an offense to shower naked.” This and other ridiculous real laws in Florida http://t.co/Fxgnr3KNU6 #fb Sun Jul 14 06:44:08 +0000 2013
  • How did you not, you know, say the names out loud first? http://t.co/xKcJ2OLCCi #fb Sun Jul 14 06:36:01 +0000 2013
  • RT @joerogan: Anyone that is enforcing any sort of law with a gun should be physically able to stop a 17 year old from mounting & ground an… Sun Jul 14 06:32:25 +0000 2013
  • RT @Steele_Michael: Defense Atty:”if George Zimmerman were black, he never would have been charged with a crime” Is he high? Sun Jul 14 06:31:53 +0000 2013
  • More evidence that news people are generally often idiots http://t.co/zA5pjzzI1a #fb Sun Jul 14 06:31:10 +0000 2013
  • 3 hrs sleep, full workout, high altitude. If you dont hear back from me, call 911 #fb Sat Jul 13 16:00:33 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 I use the softest of lotions Sat Jul 13 15:14:25 +0000 2013
  • Rebooted my condo desktop, installed new software, & focused my webcam…. from my phone, thousands of miles away. Ah, technology #fb Sat Jul 13 15:14:01 +0000 2013
  • Nice summary of people’s reactions to various forms of risk http://t.co/ZoO1zQcPFa #FB Sat Jul 13 13:54:55 +0000 2013
  • Think the FBI has a file on you? Here’s how to find out http://t.co/GEtUEzBnbl Sat Jul 13 08:03:05 +0000 2013
  • @dmosher626 More R than D Sat Jul 13 07:46:25 +0000 2013
  • The drive to Canmore looks like the Windows 7 home screen http://t.co/6JGlXRVXKq Sat Jul 13 07:22:49 +0000 2013
  • a dded to list of “top 5000 journalists, reporters, and editors around Canada.” Guess my porn-watching practices counts as journalism. Sat Jul 13 06:58:50 +0000 2013
  • This interesting chart from http://t.co/C302XTVLyL http://t.co/dRtKI5S94n Sat Jul 13 06:29:27 +0000 2013
  • In a f-ed system in which Zimmerman is not a murderer and Manning is a traitor, no wonder #Snowden doesnt expect a fair trial #fb Fri Jul 12 14:10:58 +0000 2013
  • Up at 7am to drive 8 hours to Canmore. This is a vacation? #fb Fri Jul 12 13:29:53 +0000 2013
  • Am currently in the prairies with family. So if I’m not polluting your pages with inappropriate innuendo, don’t freak out. Just wait 2 weeks Fri Jul 12 04:58:25 +0000 2013
  • Justice for Trayvon #shitmycousinsendsme http://t.co/B8BbrpEWjo Fri Jul 12 00:59:10 +0000 2013
  • This interesting chart from http://t.co/C302XTVLyL http://t.co/6BYby8QmOJ Fri Jul 12 00:56:18 +0000 2013
  • “@TClifford71: Congrats to Dr Mark Walker on appt as Chair OBGYN at @uOttawa and Head, OBGYN and Newborn Care @OttawaHospital ” #supahstar Thu Jul 11 16:16:47 +0000 2013
  • $1.35 for a banana? Oh airports, you really do have your own laws of economics #fb Thu Jul 11 16:15:29 +0000 2013
  • About to board Air Canada 8597 to saskatoon. Anyone else here? How about a generous airline official offering me an upgrade? Anyone? #fb Thu Jul 11 15:53:51 +0000 2013
  • RT @BrettLoGiurato: .@ggreenwald emails that the WaPo probably should’ve retracted Pincus’ column since it barely makes sense anymore: http… Thu Jul 11 14:59:09 +0000 2013
  • “It’s time for liberals to accept that Obama is worse than Bush.” I don’t think he’s worse, but he sure is crappy http://t.co/ZhD0fdx5r7 #fb Thu Jul 11 13:30:58 +0000 2013
  • Always fun when other scholars cite my work… and get it completely wrong. Hey, I ain’t complaining. A citation is a citation #tenure #fb Thu Jul 11 12:26:25 +0000 2013
  • This interesting chart from http://t.co/C302XTVLyL http://t.co/O0UV8mjiUw Thu Jul 11 11:49:38 +0000 2013
  • Inbox at 78, I’m up at 5:20am, haven’t been to bed yet, and have to catch a flight to Saskatoon in 6 hours!!! #FB Thu Jul 11 09:20:52 +0000 2013
  • Okay, 34 votes for Image #1 and 33 for Image #2. Will decide later today. any last minute votes? http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n Thu Jul 11 06:52:24 +0000 2013
  • When you’re the son of Steven Seagal & aikido master Miyako Fujitani, you’re pretty much destined for the family biz http://t.co/UHXojMbjSE Thu Jul 11 05:14:55 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed even your linked poll says majority feels: “the gov’t should not be able to monitor everyone’s email and other online activities” Thu Jul 11 04:56:29 +0000 2013
  • This interesting chart from http://t.co/C302XTVLyL http://t.co/wJQyStUDRf Thu Jul 11 04:49:05 +0000 2013
  • Men more likely than women to defend civil liberties more than anti-terrorism actions http://t.co/C302XTVLyL #fb Thu Jul 11 04:46:30 +0000 2013
  • Take that, Orwellian apologists http://t.co/XE8lDgWR11 #snowden #fb Thu Jul 11 04:38:08 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed Then don’t put out an international federal warrant against him. That’s all the time I will waste on you tonight. Thu Jul 11 04:29:15 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed “can” and “should be allowed to” are two different things. And arresting a guy for telling us that they “can” is just tyrranical Thu Jul 11 04:26:22 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed you have a career? And why I am reading your ill-informed tweets? I have work to do. Go away. Thu Jul 11 04:24:27 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed The law disagrees with you. Especially since it’s also done internationally, meaning violating laws of multiple jurisdictions. Thu Jul 11 04:21:55 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed That’s right. All my tweets are intended to attract your attention Thu Jul 11 04:21:07 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed An NSA monitors more than your FB posts. It listens to your phone calls and reads your emails, too, which are private. Thu Jul 11 04:19:36 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed For someone who doesn’t care about this issue, you comment on it more than anyone else I know Thu Jul 11 04:18:43 +0000 2013
  • @LoganNZed she was never hilarious http://t.co/CWwI3L5Oqy Thu Jul 11 04:11:38 +0000 2013
  • @CigaretsChill sure Thu Jul 11 04:05:55 +0000 2013
  • Wanda Sykes, you were never funny. Now I have a new reason to dislike you #Snowden #fb Thu Jul 11 04:00:56 +0000 2013
  • I’d like to see Tarantino direct an action movie with Steven Seagal, Eddie Murphy, and Betty White #fb Thu Jul 11 03:58:58 +0000 2013
  • Great. Now we’re creating pointless, commercial Moon litter http://t.co/Ge5xrOsdzl #fb Thu Jul 11 01:25:00 +0000 2013
  • May I recommend “MightyText”, the best Android app I’ve used all week #fb Thu Jul 11 00:50:34 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 still do Thu Jul 11 00:14:21 +0000 2013
  • 3 hour carb coma #fb Thu Jul 11 00:14:09 +0000 2013
  • Lunch at 230? Decadent Wed Jul 10 18:24:44 +0000 2013
  • MSc-level health job in Toronto (thanks @OphiraG ) https://t.co/rDhjaTeiik Wed Jul 10 17:37:39 +0000 2013
  • Gotta say, im loving my new galaxy s4 #fb Wed Jul 10 16:40:04 +0000 2013
  • At coffee shop overhearing a loud blind date between two single parents. All they take about is their kids’ hobbies #fb Wed Jul 10 16:20:44 +0000 2013
  • Just saw this headline: “did marijuana use make Trayvon Martin violent?” WTF? #fb Wed Jul 10 16:11:47 +0000 2013
  • Uhhhh… am I now receiving spam from DROPBOX??? #fb Wed Jul 10 15:57:01 +0000 2013
  • Buying books on Kindlev is addictive #fb Wed Jul 10 15:48:21 +0000 2013
  • Moses’s little known 11th Commandment: “First rule of Smite Club — don’t talk about Smite Club” #fb Wed Jul 10 13:45:50 +0000 2013
  • Does anyone ever use the word “cranny” except in partnership with “nook”? #fb Wed Jul 10 13:37:22 +0000 2013
  • From George Takei: http://t.co/x4GZCun355 #fb Tue Jul 09 23:07:45 +0000 2013
  • Going nuts with all the new Android apps for remote computer control #fb Tue Jul 09 22:26:35 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa-based “junior epidemiologist” wanted http://t.co/tM08uizOts #fb Tue Jul 09 21:37:09 +0000 2013
  • These are fantastic: 25 Photos You Need To Really Look At To Understand http://t.co/Ocphn3cd9Q Tue Jul 09 21:34:35 +0000 2013
  • Arrrrgh, here comes the migraine. Damn you, weather! #fb Tue Jul 09 21:00:05 +0000 2013
  • There’s something about 10 hours sleep that makes you feel –what’s the word?– well-rested. #fb Tue Jul 09 18:13:27 +0000 2013
  • Ottawa-based epidemiology job http://t.co/soZObk6X7j Tue Jul 09 17:15:11 +0000 2013
  • “Someone from the USA found you on Bing with the keywords: ‘university of ottawa global health program Raywat Deonandan'” Damn NSA! #fb Tue Jul 09 16:12:40 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc @JustHerod i loked for you guys where were you? Tue Jul 09 05:09:34 +0000 2013
  • My more accurate view of Rush #fb http://t.co/0vm0ijmIIx Tue Jul 09 03:12:56 +0000 2013
  • My view of Rush #fb http://t.co/Vaozy6YH7r Tue Jul 09 03:12:00 +0000 2013
  • @jpli18 you’re not filling me with excitement for my new provider Mon Jul 08 21:54:58 +0000 2013
  • @acurrie @jpli18 NOW you tell me. Well my G2 fracked up suddenly and I’m going on a trip, so I got Wind and bought a Galaxy s4 on a whim Mon Jul 08 21:01:07 +0000 2013
  • Dear Wind Mobile: I came in to be your newest customer. So far, not impressed with your shitty customer service #fb Mon Jul 08 19:59:14 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots PS this GIF shows the UFC controversy. Silva was clowning around and got caught http://t.co/GS24yd5vf8 Mon Jul 08 18:27:32 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots i was wondering who would make that comment. now i know Mon Jul 08 18:24:01 +0000 2013
  • I bought a new smartphone 6 months ago, and I have no idea where I put it #fb Mon Jul 08 18:20:29 +0000 2013
  • always nice when guyana makes the news http://t.co/5Ms4fALXL7 Mon Jul 08 17:22:19 +0000 2013
  • Adorable toddler in the elevator just offered me candy. It’s only wrong if it’s the other way around, right? #fb Mon Jul 08 16:19:17 +0000 2013
  • I appreciate Japan: always filling my life with new forms of weirdness http://t.co/8v7Sud1v3r #fb Mon Jul 08 15:07:13 +0000 2013
  • Check out this pre-fight interview with @SpiderAnderson and start at the 5:00 mark #erie http://t.co/tAwoHLuO35 Mon Jul 08 14:55:56 +0000 2013
  • Only just now realized that in Blackadder The First, Richard III won the Battle of Bosworth Field and thus it’s set in a parallel universe! Mon Jul 08 06:49:54 +0000 2013
  • Latest Google Doodle is pretty cool http://t.co/BwVwXEuV3S Mon Jul 08 05:49:39 +0000 2013
  • I want to grow a moustache this year. What kind of soil do I need? #fb Sun Jul 07 19:16:40 +0000 2013
  • The Japanese: producing 90% of the world’s weirdness since 1980 http://t.co/SSoin84WjC Sun Jul 07 19:07:19 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots oui oui Sun Jul 07 18:50:12 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots ha! great background photo! Sun Jul 07 18:47:15 +0000 2013
  • Guess Anderson wasn’t the only Brazilian Silva to get his head knocked off yesterday… http://t.co/cflUw9dkF7 Sun Jul 07 18:46:11 +0000 2013
  • Uh… maybe I don’t want to visit Brazil after all… http://t.co/CBwZz2J1mX #fb Sun Jul 07 18:43:55 +0000 2013
  • RT @neilhimself: Just pointed out to a young lady on the plane, who assumed she had missed tonight’s event, that it can’t start till I get … Sun Jul 07 18:42:07 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots first check out this video of him. many thing he’s the greatest martial artist to ever be publicly known https://t.co/E4QZzuNz9a Sun Jul 07 18:33:23 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots the greatest fighter of all time was knocked out in a very weird, unexpected way. no one saw it coming Sun Jul 07 18:27:47 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots wrestling? I assume you mean UFC? Sun Jul 07 18:23:47 +0000 2013
  • Free Bradley Manning https://t.co/tEVIKZJqgC #fb Sun Jul 07 18:06:17 +0000 2013
  • RT @MrDanielTosh: Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny. Sun Jul 07 18:05:07 +0000 2013
  • THIS is thought to be the ancestor of modern whales. I know, I know. http://t.co/OW1ePaVrn5 #fb Sun Jul 07 18:00:10 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today…. there once lived a very serious scientists who was nevertheless named “Silliman” #fb Sun Jul 07 17:56:49 +0000 2013
  • In the world of sports this weekend, one Andy lost and another won #ufc162 #wimbledon #fb Sun Jul 07 17:24:17 +0000 2013
  • RT @CaraDSouza: #ufc162 has made me feel like not getting in to work tomorrow. #depression Sun Jul 07 17:22:28 +0000 2013
  • RT @thePeoplesHero: I think every MMA fan around the world is a little out of it today. Still in shock. Still questioning. It’s the day af… Sun Jul 07 17:21:59 +0000 2013
  • “Energy plant to use Toronto Zoo’s animal manure to generate electricity http://t.co/skmhfSB64r” but zoo poop is valuable as fertilizer! #fb Sun Jul 07 17:15:44 +0000 2013
  • With the impending media storm around the upcoming royal birth, will there be a live vagina cam? #fb Sun Jul 07 17:14:09 +0000 2013
  • Last night the greatest fighter in the history of mixed martial arts got knocked out. Who cares about tennis? #fb Sun Jul 07 17:11:42 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots I refuse to know. I’m assuming it’s sports related Sun Jul 07 17:10:09 +0000 2013
  • @JeffDSachs: Secret courts, spying on citizens, cases to courts presented only by Government. US does USSR proud http://t.co/VEO6wJYOgS #fb Sun Jul 07 17:09:40 +0000 2013
  • The “dinosaur” basilosaurus was actually a mammal. That’s a reptile dysfunction #fb Sun Jul 07 17:06:22 +0000 2013
  • RT @joerogan: For the folks that are tweeting that it was a fixed fight, put down your phone, close your laptop and step away from the Inte… Sun Jul 07 16:18:32 +0000 2013
  • Junior Epidemiologist job in Ottawa http://t.co/kIwb28ydQX Sun Jul 07 16:08:27 +0000 2013
  • RT @drummin_fool: that’ll teach Anderson Silva to kiss a guy before he fights him. #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 06:46:23 +0000 2013
  • Just realized most #ufc162 viewers are too young to remember Tyson vs Douglas #fb Sun Jul 07 06:30:42 +0000 2013
  • I’m a little worried. If there’s a rematch @SpiderAnderson might literally kill @ChrisWeidmanUFC in the octagon #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 06:15:42 +0000 2013
  • Once again, @GeorgesStPierre picks the winner correctly. He does this a lot, you know #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 06:11:13 +0000 2013
  • RT @therealalexene: Somewhere GSP is saying “I told you so…” #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 06:10:32 +0000 2013
  • RT @SBNLukeThomas: Silva showboats against Bonnar. “What a genius!” Silva showboats against Weidman: “WHY???” Maybe showboating is part of … Sun Jul 07 06:07:17 +0000 2013
  • Please @arielhelwani interview Sensei Seagal about #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 06:06:56 +0000 2013
  • RT @TheBigBadW0LF: That Anderson knockout made Steven Seagal turn in his grave. Oh.. he’s still alive? I meant wrinkle his gi. #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 06:06:27 +0000 2013
  • I would’ve preferred @sonnench to be the guy to beat @SpiderAnderson –just imagine the promos he would cut with the belt on his arm #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 06:04:59 +0000 2013
  • @PlumCouleeFever LOL! Sun Jul 07 05:59:14 +0000 2013
  • RT @PlumCouleeFever: It’s so cute how Chris Weidman actually believes he beat Silva #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:59:05 +0000 2013
  • I think @danawhite wants a rematch so the superfights can be put back on the table! #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:56:08 +0000 2013
  • @VerbalTapCast @TimKennedyMMA LOL Sun Jul 07 05:55:32 +0000 2013
  • @chadharrison14 Oh God yes Sun Jul 07 05:55:15 +0000 2013
  • @CStGermain7 Me too! I can’t explain it! Sun Jul 07 05:51:57 +0000 2013
  • I’m trying hard to dislike @ChrisWeidmanUFC but I can’t. The dude seems pretty cool #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:51:23 +0000 2013
  • Who is @danawhite more mad at, @SpiderAnderson or @ChrisWeidmanUFC ? Superfight fortune up in smoke #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:48:01 +0000 2013
  • @arielhelwani shock or zen? Sun Jul 07 05:46:13 +0000 2013
  • I wish people would stop talking about “disrespect.” @SpiderAnderson clowning is an in-ring psychological strategy, not disrespect #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:45:44 +0000 2013
  • I’m pleased @SpiderAnderson came to the press conference. More than @BrockLesnar and other former champs did after their losses #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:43:25 +0000 2013
  • Hmm, did @SpiderAnderson throw the fight to avoid doing superfights? #ufc162 #conspiracy Sun Jul 07 05:40:25 +0000 2013
  • RT @TommyToeHold: EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE: Silva and Weidman’s exchange post fight. http://t.co/MiMuYXSCcH #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 05:28:58 +0000 2013
  • RT @BensonHenderson: So I heard there were some @ufc fights tonight, #UFC162 right??? So who won the main event, any good??? Sun Jul 07 05:27:32 +0000 2013
  • Quick, set up @vitorbelfort vs @ChrisWeidmanUFC for the MW belt! #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:24:30 +0000 2013
  • @EpicUFC @katiew wisely put! Sun Jul 07 05:15:54 +0000 2013
  • @DrewskInTheD @ChrisWeidmanUFC I’m so emotionally drained, I need to lie down! #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:14:50 +0000 2013
  • @Jason_OBrien17 Good point! Mind you, Franklin was outclassed by @SpiderAnderson, whereas I think @ChrisWeidmanUFC was given a bit of a gift Sun Jul 07 05:14:02 +0000 2013
  • RT @DGoldCanes26: All that fight proved is that Anderson Silva was bored being champ. #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 05:12:12 +0000 2013
  • A night of weird emotions for MMA fans. I’m not sure if I want to watch the press conference now #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 05:10:26 +0000 2013
  • @Jason_OBrien17 yeah but Tyson was never the same after that. I hope @SpiderAnderson fares better in his post-loss era Sun Jul 07 05:08:44 +0000 2013
  • @DrewskInTheD Thank you, sir. I doubt @ChrisWeidmanUFC will end up like Buster Douglas, though Sun Jul 07 05:06:24 +0000 2013
  • @eschuey74 @johnbilsborrow that’s exactly what I was thinking Sun Jul 07 05:02:11 +0000 2013
  • I’m having flashbacks to when Tyson lost to Buster Douglas #ufc162 #fb Sun Jul 07 04:59:36 +0000 2013
  • I can’t believe what I just saw #ufc162 #fb Sun Jul 07 04:43:40 +0000 2013
  • One more time…. HOLY SHIT #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 04:32:55 +0000 2013
  • Once again. HOLY SHIT #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 04:32:14 +0000 2013
  • HOLY SHIT #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 04:31:33 +0000 2013
  • Split decision? Whaaa? #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 01:48:13 +0000 2013
  • Andrew Craig’s Wikipedia page has his win over Leben listed… before the 3rd round was even over. Not cool. #ufc162 Sun Jul 07 01:45:51 +0000 2013
  • RT @MMARoasted: Why is Chris Leben fighting Liz Carmouche? #UFC162 Sun Jul 07 01:22:38 +0000 2013
  • Eugenics is the study of Eugene #fb Sat Jul 06 20:25:02 +0000 2013
  • Holy crap. I still have styli for my old Handspring Treo! Anyone want ’em? http://t.co/UZmzWOV7b1 Sat Jul 06 05:57:10 +0000 2013
  • I just found my old audio cassette recorder from my freelance journalist days 20yrs ago. What int’views have I got? http://t.co/qf5VI7fas6 Sat Jul 06 05:50:19 +0000 2013
  • I would also like to offer asylum to the Principality of Sealand for Snowden’s hot girlfriend. Can’t forget about her, can we? Sat Jul 06 05:34:08 +0000 2013
  • As a created Lord of the Principality of Sealand, I hereby offer political asylum in our fake country to Edward Snowden. I can do so, right? Sat Jul 06 05:32:24 +0000 2013
  • For those interested, the full chat log between hero Bradley Manning and asshole Adrian Lamo who turned him in http://t.co/TC5YsmtxN7 #fb Sat Jul 06 05:10:47 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc of course Sat Jul 06 05:05:56 +0000 2013
  • Snowden has multiple asylum offers. But what about the hot girlfriend? WHAT ABOUT THE HOT GIRLFRIEND? http://t.co/6bq3lRJ7SL #fb Sat Jul 06 05:01:01 +0000 2013
  • Damn it. I need to run for office. http://t.co/TO1ThXvBO8 #fb Sat Jul 06 03:09:18 +0000 2013
  • Because “irregardless” is in the Webster dictionary doesn’t make it acceptable to use. Just means we should ignore Webster’s dictionary #fb Sat Jul 06 02:55:34 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc r u volunteering at the Rush concert? Sat Jul 06 02:50:30 +0000 2013
  • RT @DrJillStein: It’s about time. “Edward #Snowden offered asylum by Venezuelan president” http://t.co/CSYjkE92Ep http://t.co/WVtQFdNDNV Sat Jul 06 02:48:52 +0000 2013
  • Assange: An important decision by President Maduro to offer Mr. Snowden asylum. All states in the region should stand in solidarity. #fb Sat Jul 06 02:48:15 +0000 2013
  • Grillin’ turkey burgers on the roof #procrastination #fb Sat Jul 06 02:46:46 +0000 2013
  • Top 10 Prehistoric Fish Alive Today – http://t.co/kTuaZKUAmI #procrastination #fb Sat Jul 06 02:04:33 +0000 2013
  • Dear lovely friends from parts of the UK: there is no “r” in the word “data”. As you were. #fb Fri Jul 05 23:01:14 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots printing??? Fri Jul 05 22:59:26 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots about 100 pages. did i not send it to you? Fri Jul 05 22:50:42 +0000 2013
  • @juwaeriah http://t.co/AuJ8UPHtGY Fri Jul 05 22:20:42 +0000 2013
  • GAAA! I keep falling asleep! #fb Fri Jul 05 22:19:38 +0000 2013
  • WTF are these things? Gnats? http://t.co/UZvJPah3k6 Fri Jul 05 19:45:19 +0000 2013
  • My latest toy http://t.co/rm9SQ6TZ1F Fri Jul 05 19:43:16 +0000 2013
  • What are these? Gnats?: http://t.co/GzkzlSC3d1 via @YouTube Fri Jul 05 19:43:10 +0000 2013
  • Levitating globe: http://t.co/XAJzINXzAT via @YouTube Fri Jul 05 19:41:39 +0000 2013
  • What I learned today: Telegram rec’d by Buster Keaton after he dumped girlfriend Keathleen Key: “Congratulations. Hear you are off Key.” #fb Fri Jul 05 19:05:46 +0000 2013
  • Whether or not you like Tom Cruise… gotta admit, the dude has got iron balls http://t.co/jbPu8mIZ5D #fb Fri Jul 05 18:54:48 +0000 2013
  • As a kid I was terrified by Harold Lloyd’s dangle from the clock ( http://t.co/F3BbNRD7j0 ) And then I saw this.. #fb http://t.co/QGjnms3MLH Fri Jul 05 18:51:21 +0000 2013
  • Sweet Zod, I overhear the stupidest conversations at the health food store #fb Fri Jul 05 18:24:12 +0000 2013
  • Happiness is… filling up my scooter with premium gas and paying less than $3. Heh heh. #fb Fri Jul 05 18:23:52 +0000 2013
  • Was just reminded of this… http://t.co/XXXgIyBFU0 #fb Fri Jul 05 17:06:07 +0000 2013
  • When Ana bought her Lexus, she thought she would personalize it a bit… http://t.co/FxFLujmaxt Fri Jul 05 17:01:52 +0000 2013
  • Project Coordinator pos’n in Toronto. Health communications background preferred! http://t.co/JAwC4g8lhe #fb Fri Jul 05 16:11:09 +0000 2013
  • It’s nice to stumble upon old articles you wrote years ago that are still relevant today http://t.co/tRpLBn9Oqq #fb Fri Jul 05 15:26:20 +0000 2013
  • The Most Futuristic Predictions That Came True in 2012 http://t.co/oQapvlk7wx #fb Fri Jul 05 13:01:00 +0000 2013
  • BBC News – Ten 100-year predictions that came true http://t.co/ZtSvKsbMmf #fb Fri Jul 05 12:56:29 +0000 2013
  • @TotesLaura tsk tsk! Fri Jul 05 12:39:06 +0000 2013
  • @TotesLaura doesn’t satisfy all of Bradford Hill’s criteria for causality Fri Jul 05 12:24:10 +0000 2013
  • How cool is this? Regular consumers can now get your own random stuff 3-D printed: http://t.co/18o0BIMCSS Fri Jul 05 11:47:54 +0000 2013
  • Looks like someone already beat me to the idea http://t.co/Cxn9Qydohh Fri Jul 05 11:47:01 +0000 2013
  • Someday soon, someone will 3-D print themselves an entire home. They will call it art. We will mock them. And we will also envy them. Fri Jul 05 11:43:45 +0000 2013
  • Stuck in a coffee shop at 7:am, due to condo fire alarm, is a good excuse to eat carbs. Mmmmm, scones… Fri Jul 05 11:26:57 +0000 2013
  • This is what happens when medical schools are insufficiently funded… http://t.co/rJJKugvl9d #fb Fri Jul 05 11:11:52 +0000 2013
  • Fire alarm at 7:am? Thanks, condo living! Fri Jul 05 11:10:21 +0000 2013
  • RT @EricMarten “It’s pretty tough to take the Bible seriously when Steven Seagal is not mentioned” Fri Jul 05 05:10:55 +0000 2013
  • Weird sex stories of the ancient world http://t.co/lGW99BxEor #fb Fri Jul 05 05:09:15 +0000 2013
  • Oh man, when did corn-on-the-cob get so sweet? Thanks, genetically modified food industry! Fri Jul 05 03:11:45 +0000 2013
  • Now that Google Reader is gone, any suggestions for an alternative that syncs with the Google cloud? #fb Fri Jul 05 01:37:44 +0000 2013
  • @OphiraG @jocalynclark Aieeee…. no pressure there! 😉 Fri Jul 05 01:01:47 +0000 2013
  • @camikamaxine thanks for the re-tweet! Fri Jul 05 00:31:20 +0000 2013
  • @OphiraG thanks for the re-tweet! Fri Jul 05 00:31:11 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton Thanks! And yes, I agree with your comments, but I’m trying not to influence the vote! Fri Jul 05 00:29:33 +0000 2013
  • My textbook cover poll now has a higher response rate than most of my population studies! http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n #fb Fri Jul 05 00:19:29 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc i am limited to what the website has to offer Thu Jul 04 23:50:24 +0000 2013
  • @KyleRyc thank you, sir. I assume that was your “stethoscope” comment Thu Jul 04 23:48:04 +0000 2013
  • @RedParrots care to vote again? http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n Thu Jul 04 23:40:05 +0000 2013
  • @AndriaBitton care to vote again? http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n Thu Jul 04 23:39:55 +0000 2013
  • @lebluv care to vote again? http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n Thu Jul 04 23:39:48 +0000 2013
  • Choose the cover of my new textbook! I’ve added more options and formalized the process. Do me a favour and vote! http://t.co/f2DSv1qI8n Thu Jul 04 23:37:13 +0000 2013
  • Seriously, THIS is on the Canadian citizenship test? http://t.co/lKxqsugtxh #facepalm #fb Thu Jul 04 23:12:16 +0000 2013
  • 1 in 4 Americans believe they won independence from a country OTHER than UK. Some even said CHINA http://t.co/uJgLqEuR7r #happy4thofjuly #fb Thu Jul 04 23:08:51 +0000 2013
  • Americans ranked Sarah Palin as the the 2nd most admirable woman in the world. I’ll just let that sink in http://t.co/O9Uc70zKAX #fb Thu Jul 04 23:07:23 +0000 2013
  • Just sayin’ is all http://t.co/kOfNkYKGMR Thu Jul 04 23:04:31 +0000 2013
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