The Captain’s Blog, part 2



This is a follow-up to a post from six years ago, in which I tried to think of all the porn versions (real and imagined) of actual mainstream films.

So here’s my updated list. And if the list bothers or offends you, please see the image above.

Torrents of Your Labia
The Butthurt Locker
You’ve Got Female
The Jizz Singer
The Dark Dick Rises
ET: The Extra Testicle
12 Horny Men
Fist Club
The Lord of the Cock Rings
The Mate Tricks
Womb Raider
Pussylips Now
Glad He Ate Her
A Cockwork Orange
Indiana Bones
Buttman Begins

I’m sure there’s a Part 3 cumming soon…