Twitter tweets from 2013-12-13 to 2013-12-31

Archived Twitter tweets from 2013-12-13 to 2013-12-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

The titanium rod in @SpiderAnderson leg reminds me of this: http://t.co/giWJqXgpda #fb Tue Dec 31 23:10:56 +0000 2013
And one in Canada. AND ONE IN CANADA! http://t.co/dZ7Mm5F035 Tue Dec 31 20:25:20 +0000 2013
“What is the origin of name Deonandan? Probably UK or Italy.” WRONG http://t.co/8xJpoEY9BB #fb Tue Dec 31 20:23:36 +0000 2013
Gonna save this for my next online argument http://t.co/Le69pp49oa Tue Dec 31 20:15:32 +0000 2013
Jillian Michaels has a mean face and I’m scared of her #fb Tue Dec 31 20:11:39 +0000 2013
“You’ve been called bitch more times than a white man serving a life sentence” #fb Tue Dec 31 19:33:23 +0000 2013
Santa on the internet http://t.co/CYUqtJZ0wE Tue Dec 31 19:09:39 +0000 2013
And the most read post on my personal blog in 2013 was this one, about the “Rebuild of Evangelion” http://t.co/tadoi9mogC #fb Tue Dec 31 16:23:25 +0000 2013
The most searched term on my personal blog in 2013 was… “smeagol”. What? Nothing porn related? #shocked #fb Tue Dec 31 16:22:20 +0000 2013
Of all my websites, the most read article in 2013 was… “Remembering Babylon 5” http://t.co/xahma9mnOo #fb Tue Dec 31 16:19:18 +0000 2013
The two search terms driving the most traffic to my blog this year were… drum roll… “tv” and “babylon 5”. Disappointing, no? #fb Tue Dec 31 16:17:05 +0000 2013
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.” -Midge Hedberg #fb Tue Dec 31 16:09:19 +0000 2013
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?” -Mitch Hedberg #fb Tue Dec 31 16:08:58 +0000 2013
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” -Mitch Hedberg #fb Tue Dec 31 16:08:24 +0000 2013
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades” – Demetri Martin #fb Tue Dec 31 16:07:08 +0000 2013
“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright #fb Tue Dec 31 16:06:27 +0000 2013
“I love my FedEx guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it — and he’s always on time.” -Mitch Hedberg #fb Tue Dec 31 16:05:59 +0000 2013
“I used to do drugs — I still do, but I used to, too.” -Mitch Hedberg #fb Tue Dec 31 16:05:05 +0000 2013
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” – Bilbo Baggins #fb Tue Dec 31 16:04:00 +0000 2013
“One original thought is worth a thousand meaningless quotations.” -Diogenes #irony #fb Tue Dec 31 16:02:28 +0000 2013
Know what I never really understood? “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” #fb Tue Dec 31 07:22:34 +0000 2013
This ad is on every 2 mins. At first I was entertained. Then I thought she was adorable. Now… GET OFF MY SCREEN! http://t.co/ijGBSjbFRc Tue Dec 31 06:32:21 +0000 2013
21st century belongs to the Chinese and Indians. It’s nice to see Brown and Yellow mixing well somewhere other than in the toilet bowl. Tue Dec 31 00:02:26 +0000 2013
I miss reading “Breakfast of Champions” for the first time http://t.co/40FcMTboVz #fb Mon Dec 30 23:55:29 +0000 2013
The Future of Self-Publishing http://t.co/KsB7inJCkY Mon Dec 30 23:32:22 +0000 2013
Buzzfeed without the GIFs. Oh dear. http://t.co/t5O6dAouEF Mon Dec 30 22:20:50 +0000 2013
Currently this is art. But it could soon become forensic science. http://t.co/p4VdQylQJC Mon Dec 30 16:40:48 +0000 2013
It could easily be a full time job responding to fake/stupid/dangerous science & medicine posts on Facebook. If only I could get paid for it Mon Dec 30 16:33:06 +0000 2013
“side effects may include rectal ventriloquism.” – Robin Williams #fb Mon Dec 30 15:24:59 +0000 2013
Anderson Silva leg break reaction compilation http://t.co/MWaTVXMING Mon Dec 30 15:12:25 +0000 2013
New textbook finally written. Now bring on the formatting… #fb Mon Dec 30 09:24:23 +0000 2013
Excerpt from my new textbook: “The intervention can be almost anything: a drug, a course, a stern lecture, a roundhouse kick to the head…” Mon Dec 30 07:37:23 +0000 2013
This guy is actually getting hate tweets now because he clearly cursed @SpiderAnderson http://t.co/R404d5lFxP #rollseyes #ufc168 Mon Dec 30 03:27:49 +0000 2013
Man, that @CatZingano is beautiful. http://t.co/bieOHv94DV Sun Dec 29 19:30:13 +0000 2013
I miss talking about the superfight between @SpiderAnderson and @GeorgesStPierre. Seems like years ago now. #ufc168 http://t.co/VuysQ38OyV Sun Dec 29 19:25:38 +0000 2013
RT @ShareFitness: @BasRuttenMMA: “kicking with turning your hips can lead to a broken shin bone = @SpiderAnderson” http://t.co/URfHGPqZTj … Sun Dec 29 19:09:43 +0000 2013
No @danawhite post-fight scrum video? #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 19:07:28 +0000 2013
“[White people think] cultural appropriation [means] the policing of what white people can or can’t wear” http://t.co/hhIquZu2iz Sun Dec 29 19:01:25 +0000 2013
Just realized my Yahoo email hasn’t been forwarding in over a YEAR. Apologies if u sent me a message there and think I’ve been slighting u Sun Dec 29 18:22:33 +0000 2013
@TommyToeHold That’s just how they say hi in Diego’s hood Sun Dec 29 07:15:19 +0000 2013
RT @stevecollins88: Vitor goes full retard every time a mic is in front of him. Just brilliant #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 07:13:15 +0000 2013
Vitor Belfort gets to ask a question at the press conference? #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 07:11:21 +0000 2013
RT @arielhelwani: Anderson is yelling at the top of his lungs on the stretcher backstage. I’ve never heard anything like that. A horrible s… Sun Dec 29 06:25:34 +0000 2013
RT @arielhelwani: I’m going to remember that Anderson scream forever. You try not to get emotional here but it was truly heart-breaking. A … Sun Dec 29 06:25:24 +0000 2013
RT @DonFryeFighter: So the two guys I was wrong on clearly threw the fights, can’t trust anyone. Oh and the chicks don’t count. #predatorp… Sun Dec 29 06:14:11 +0000 2013
RT @bossbino1: Dont skip leg day #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 05:58:57 +0000 2013
RT @TommyToeHold: Chris Weidman should be thanking milk. #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 05:47:39 +0000 2013
RT @TommyToeHold: What a strange late career for the greatest middleweight of all time. Is normal? #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 05:47:00 +0000 2013
@Kotbos i need to lie down Sun Dec 29 05:26:08 +0000 2013
I got goosebumps #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 05:14:47 +0000 2013
@Kotbos adorable? it made me lose my boner Sun Dec 29 05:10:21 +0000 2013
@Kotbos yeah man. RR is a bitch Sun Dec 29 04:57:47 +0000 2013
Ronda Rousey suffers from resting bitchface syndrome. (But I wouldn’t dare say it to her face.) #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 04:33:21 +0000 2013
(I’m even more confused by bald women with full beards) #fb Sun Dec 29 01:51:48 +0000 2013
I’m always confused by bald guys with full beards #fb Sun Dec 29 01:51:14 +0000 2013
@danhendo i’m with you. except i suspect silva might be planning something special Sun Dec 29 01:50:11 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 ah Sun Dec 29 01:47:32 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 wha? Sun Dec 29 01:46:48 +0000 2013
@CampSwole @danawhite i heard it too! Sun Dec 29 01:21:57 +0000 2013
@AdamITKFGN i heard it too! Sun Dec 29 01:21:26 +0000 2013
Did @joerogan just fart? #UFC168 Sun Dec 29 01:21:14 +0000 2013
Once again, Agatha Christie tops list of most translated authors. (This article is about Jules Verne who took #2) http://t.co/QuYt81lZdu #fb Sat Dec 28 23:21:59 +0000 2013
Ahhh, the gravitas! http://t.co/P8GEODXlTU Sat Dec 28 20:08:26 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie suckers Sat Dec 28 18:40:53 +0000 2013
The latest issue of the IJHS student journal is out! http://t.co/3N3PAxiISD Sat Dec 28 18:31:00 +0000 2013
@RedParrots the rule tends to be: fans can do what they want… until they try to make a profit Sat Dec 28 18:29:08 +0000 2013
@RedParrots people on facebook already beat you to that one Sat Dec 28 18:27:34 +0000 2013
“US judge rules Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in the public domain” I’m torn on how to feel about this http://t.co/TwNvDuVUs0 #fb Sat Dec 28 18:21:33 +0000 2013
Beta testing the latest version of my website. Check it out and look for bugs, please: http://t.co/4hKv19v6nB Sat Dec 28 17:36:26 +0000 2013
Is it wrong that I’m aroused by the Rousey-Tate weigh-in? #UFC168 Sat Dec 28 16:46:24 +0000 2013
When I tell my grad students to work on their “elevator pitch”, this is now what I’m talking about. http://t.co/E1sWvqQxXi Sat Dec 28 16:32:07 +0000 2013
Upgrading my website, trying to find links for all my publications. Cripes, I’ve written a lot! Mostly crap! #fb Sat Dec 28 16:07:08 +0000 2013
RT @DonFryeFighter: @deonandan then fight commentary is over, no one can achieve my level Sat Dec 28 03:08:53 +0000 2013
@DonFryeFighter Ha! I am humbled, sir! Sat Dec 28 03:08:45 +0000 2013
Every time I hear John Baird speak, it sounds like he’s trying to convince himself of the dubious truth of his own words #fb Fri Dec 27 23:11:07 +0000 2013
Whoa. That’s some productive OCD http://t.co/gotNUjzfEz #fb Fri Dec 27 21:57:59 +0000 2013
Top 10 Instances of Open and Unapologetic Celebrity Cultural Appropriation in 2013! | Autostraddle http://t.co/O9Ic5XIGzL Fri Dec 27 20:21:41 +0000 2013
My latest blog post on 2013′s Scientific Breakthroughs http://t.co/0ZHJdc8Ke2 Fri Dec 27 19:55:40 +0000 2013
Anderson Silva has regrown his goatee. I think this is a good sign. #ufc168 #fb Fri Dec 27 19:28:42 +0000 2013
When Google becomes SkyNet… this will be its lapdog… http://t.co/7UvInEZxOU #fb Fri Dec 27 19:26:44 +0000 2013
The 18 Most Futuristic Predictions That Came True in 2013 (I’m intrigued by 1, 12, 13, & 16) http://t.co/kcudYXdZj9 #fb Fri Dec 27 19:24:58 +0000 2013
@KyleRyc you might enjoy this video of UFC legend @JoshLBarnett playing Magic http://t.co/oBEsnZkIpI Fri Dec 27 16:45:02 +0000 2013
Dear Zod… http://t.co/dd7qcNadaa Fri Dec 27 04:02:52 +0000 2013
“Amazing Comparison: Shanghai 1987 Versus 2013” http://t.co/xdjyRWhUQu #fb Thu Dec 26 14:34:56 +0000 2013
Should be mandatory viewing in schools https://t.co/mK8ZsrokK6 Thu Dec 26 14:29:06 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Dr Who was created by a Canadian, a woman, and a Muslim Indian #fb Thu Dec 26 07:00:51 +0000 2013
Receipt from my very first computer purchase in 1986 http://t.co/7KrdUrzlYQ #history #fb Thu Dec 26 04:35:02 +0000 2013
Bieber dressed as a douchebag. If only he were intentionally funny. He’d be a star. http://t.co/1fclA1sGzx #fb Thu Dec 26 02:47:15 +0000 2013
Damn. Dr Who’s sister is hot http://t.co/yG99x9S1xM #fb Thu Dec 26 01:57:36 +0000 2013
Q: What’s a Redneck’s version of Safe Sex? A: Mark all the livestock that kick. #fb Thu Dec 26 01:37:18 +0000 2013
I always wondered what these cookies were called. Now I know. http://t.co/f3Z1jlu5i6 #fb Thu Dec 26 01:19:21 +0000 2013
Refurbishing my website, and came across blog post from 7.5 years ago… which caused me to resign from my job http://t.co/Kzct7166JS #fb Thu Dec 26 00:35:20 +0000 2013
I love that India has entered the action sci-fi film genre http://t.co/pmyFQiugEb #fb Wed Dec 25 23:59:06 +0000 2013
Seeing the world from a woman’s point of view #fb http://t.co/xvPSeln1uq Wed Dec 25 23:51:16 +0000 2013
“What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?” http://t.co/Xy4TLzTxCv #fb Wed Dec 25 22:11:03 +0000 2013
“The Deadliest Potential Pandemics Facing The World Right Now” (among Infectious diseases , that is) http://t.co/wxjhIMkbcD #fb Wed Dec 25 18:30:36 +0000 2013
The Mummy is such good movie #fb Wed Dec 25 17:26:55 +0000 2013
Has anyone played Forge of Empires? Is it worth it? Better or worse than Civ? #fb Wed Dec 25 17:02:55 +0000 2013
@EleniStyliani http://t.co/VPQRPVq02y Wed Dec 25 16:27:40 +0000 2013
When I was a kid, the principal of Riverdale high school was Mr Christmas. And he had a daughter named Mary. #truestory #fb Wed Dec 25 16:27:02 +0000 2013
Hallelujah http://t.co/2nx6AbxPNz Wed Dec 25 04:35:04 +0000 2013
I get queasy just thinking about this http://t.co/xOunJxEEfx #acrophobia #fb Wed Dec 25 01:06:37 +0000 2013
Planned or not? http://t.co/sZFotG2ajQ Wed Dec 25 00:18:32 +0000 2013
House rules. No age discrimination. http://t.co/oWl7b2bkIP Tue Dec 24 23:12:23 +0000 2013
On the right is a 3 year old’s birthday party. On the left…..? http://t.co/cOqrixODAv Tue Dec 24 23:11:35 +0000 2013
“How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?” #fb Tue Dec 24 23:07:00 +0000 2013
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” Tue Dec 24 23:05:52 +0000 2013
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?” Don’t fall for this #fb Tue Dec 24 23:05:27 +0000 2013
45 years ago today, 3 men aboard Apollo 8 became the first humans to see the Earth from the Moon https://t.co/JyYzshbAQR #fb Tue Dec 24 22:20:18 +0000 2013
Oh man, MMA legend @DonFryePredator just upped the game of fight commentary http://t.co/l4ey9U8ds3 #UFC168 Tue Dec 24 22:17:45 +0000 2013
This ice storm thing is soooo much easier with power and heat. Why didn’t someone tell me? #fb Tue Dec 24 22:00:54 +0000 2013
“All intentional irony should be abolished until everyone’s clear on what’s good and what’s bad.” http://t.co/3DUen8UCxu #fb Tue Dec 24 21:34:13 +0000 2013
On TTC bus. Driver is being an ass. Passengers are about to have violent revolution. I might be about to witness a justifiable homicide #fb Tue Dec 24 21:03:52 +0000 2013
Satisfies every stereotype: “A Map That Reveals the Most Popular TV Show Set in Your Home State” http://t.co/NXa49vzst4 #fb Tue Dec 24 16:07:33 +0000 2013
Google seems to have generated a fictional peer-reviewed scientific paper in which I’m a co-author http://t.co/vYGibt3z8M #fb Tue Dec 24 16:02:13 +0000 2013
Ironic that it’s a POCKET book http://t.co/7mWYHOJYj0 Tue Dec 24 06:16:10 +0000 2013
So this is what they do. http://t.co/5ZdIRg4wDE Tue Dec 24 06:15:22 +0000 2013
This is also a real book http://t.co/Ym8uo1WAIE Tue Dec 24 06:14:08 +0000 2013
These are REAL books http://t.co/ApkyR6I7DP Tue Dec 24 06:07:48 +0000 2013
Required reading http://t.co/Ur4prwjzaJ Tue Dec 24 05:46:55 +0000 2013
And on the third day, Zod said, ‘Let there be light.’ And lo, There was light. And Zod saw that it was good. #fb Tue Dec 24 00:13:52 +0000 2013
Thinking about building a yurt in the middle of my dining room #fb Mon Dec 23 23:42:48 +0000 2013
I know I’m working too hard because I had to read this 3 times before I stopped seeing “diabetes room” http://t.co/fSBBk4lQPQ Mon Dec 23 20:40:27 +0000 2013
Whoa. All my undergrad marking finally done. And in a blackout, no less. #fb Mon Dec 23 17:41:34 +0000 2013
Day 3, no heat or power. No work getting done, either. If anyone is waiting for an e-reply from me, now you know better. #fb Mon Dec 23 16:48:42 +0000 2013
Whoa. Just discovered this repository of classic movies: http://t.co/4NAeJYtiBZ #fb Sun Dec 22 21:56:28 +0000 2013
Worst part about having no power in the dead of an ice storm: cold toilet seats! #fb Sun Dec 22 14:26:35 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie anytime. No power means no heat and no Internet. Gonna be out for 72 hrs Sun Dec 22 13:49:38 +0000 2013
Just heard power might be out for another 72 hours. If you see me online or responding to your emails, that’s why #fb Sun Dec 22 13:48:34 +0000 2013
Blackout. Great. #fb Sun Dec 22 04:41:45 +0000 2013
Okay, big flaw in Bell Fibe’s wireless TV system: every lightning strike knocks out communication between TVs, PVRs, and modem! #fb Sun Dec 22 01:59:46 +0000 2013
Whoa. Lightning strike just knocked out my TV reception #fb Sun Dec 22 01:55:19 +0000 2013
Did someone put peanut butter on a snake? http://t.co/2OMgLhuklq Sun Dec 22 01:36:18 +0000 2013
Can’t decide if I should brave the freezing rain and head down to the Kensington market Solstice parade. Anyone else interested? Sat Dec 21 23:03:24 +0000 2013
Worst Twitter spelling mistakes of 2013 http://t.co/xrEncDyu0x Sat Dec 21 22:59:39 +0000 2013
I wish I were handy and could make something like this. http://t.co/PG44lgSzz7 #fb Sat Dec 21 22:39:09 +0000 2013
And how much exactly do the Amish charge? http://t.co/bDZPrDRrRw Sat Dec 21 21:43:46 +0000 2013
I do not think this word means what you think it means http://t.co/l1fE7Zh6Ys Sat Dec 21 21:42:04 +0000 2013
oh, we know how http://t.co/tUJm9mQQ8H Sat Dec 21 21:38:05 +0000 2013
Are universities still encouraging dangerous thoughts, as they should? I certainly have my doubts.http://t.co/u5w7VBDedz #fb Sat Dec 21 18:28:34 +0000 2013
If Ontario universities, like my employed @uOttawa , goes down this path, there will be many harsh words… http://t.co/5BIeWoXVEW Sat Dec 21 18:26:02 +0000 2013
Live-tweeted rooftop break-up http://t.co/Xp65yaQXON Sat Dec 21 18:22:26 +0000 2013
Just saw a commercial for “live aqua dragons.” Aren’t those just sea monkeys, aka brine shrimp? #thingsneverchange #fb Sat Dec 21 15:49:43 +0000 2013
Our paper from Rwanda is now published in The Lancet Global Health: http://t.co/Don33ycpH7 Fri Dec 20 14:33:11 +0000 2013
41 Most Mysterious and Interesting Places on Earth: http://t.co/8eEswHTPJB Fri Dec 20 04:11:42 +0000 2013
Marking essays from my 4th year class. There seems to be prevalent ignorance of why and how we create paragraphs. Fri Dec 20 03:09:49 +0000 2013
Thanks to @ashleyroscaufin for pointing out that I was quoted in this @ElleCanada article: http://t.co/KujmkAsJsu Fri Dec 20 02:22:52 +0000 2013
I can’t even… http://t.co/SdLJw2Skjw Fri Dec 20 02:15:44 +0000 2013
I’m pretty sure that’s not Arabic http://t.co/atJjhKUdqK Fri Dec 20 02:13:19 +0000 2013
*sigh* http://t.co/5czY7e1hRX Fri Dec 20 02:08:49 +0000 2013
Unfortunate abbreviation http://t.co/DmR8OzwsQM Fri Dec 20 02:05:03 +0000 2013
#irony #florida http://t.co/itRMc5dkpq Fri Dec 20 02:03:15 +0000 2013
Maybe… but not at spelling. Or life choices. http://t.co/qTUgdckrdk Fri Dec 20 01:35:43 +0000 2013
I see your problem… http://t.co/mKR8LySBkv Fri Dec 20 01:32:33 +0000 2013
I have no idea what’s going on here, but this is hilarious http://t.co/GE18Y6hE2N Fri Dec 20 01:11:27 +0000 2013
What dogs teach us https://t.co/LvLcGL5koK Fri Dec 20 00:56:15 +0000 2013
#funkshway http://t.co/FfFl5xR2T4 Fri Dec 20 00:20:26 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie @hjyan HA! Fri Dec 20 00:02:12 +0000 2013
@ashleyroscaufin haha. sweet Thu Dec 19 23:59:13 +0000 2013
This list of university rankings is a bit different http://t.co/7QuVduPv56 #fb Thu Dec 19 20:41:15 +0000 2013
Can’t decide if this is clever or obnoxious http://t.co/SPghXtqbvD #fb Thu Dec 19 20:31:16 +0000 2013
Newsflash: if you don’t drink booze, you’re gonna die young http://t.co/vovJ80x2Xh #fb Thu Dec 19 20:24:25 +0000 2013
15 best universities in the world. What? @uOttawa doesn’t make the list? I’m shocked! SHOCKED! http://t.co/aomnbNIxgb #fb Thu Dec 19 20:23:03 +0000 2013
@bumblebrie i demand a transcript 😉 Thu Dec 19 20:11:52 +0000 2013
Trying to have a Google Hangout meeting from Toronto airport. Let’s see if the wifi is good enough… #fb Thu Dec 19 16:03:18 +0000 2013
tits http://t.co/RLsgzST7y3 Thu Dec 19 13:22:53 +0000 2013
Whoa. Free wifi in toronto subway station. Makes TTC suck a little less #fb Wed Dec 18 16:42:31 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 ahh Wed Dec 18 16:41:25 +0000 2013
@dkaykay11 Yeah they don’t threaten to arrest white girls 😛 Wed Dec 18 04:42:44 +0000 2013
“Today is the 26th b-day of Chelsea (Bradley) Manning, who now has more prison time than William Calley, leader of the My Lai massacre” #fb Wed Dec 18 04:25:11 +0000 2013
Erik Prince is on the Daily Show. How will I keep my dinner down? #fb Wed Dec 18 04:23:04 +0000 2013
What I learned today: Armand Hammer was on Board of Directors of Arm & Hammer, but the latter was not named for the former #truestory #fb Wed Dec 18 04:20:25 +0000 2013
Rickets sounds like a family game played on the front lawn. Or an ugly but harmless and protein rich insect #fb Wed Dec 18 04:05:41 +0000 2013
Who are these people who find ventriloquists funny? Stop it! #fb Wed Dec 18 03:55:01 +0000 2013
Local news anchors (especially the sports desk dude) always reminds me of the annoying middle school bully #fb Wed Dec 18 02:57:55 +0000 2013
Why does the paperwork never end? Why why why? #fb Wed Dec 18 02:43:57 +0000 2013
Flawed science! http://t.co/RyGvJ3UVdQ Wed Dec 18 02:21:43 +0000 2013
The science ends not! http://t.co/LT8BlctJDP Wed Dec 18 02:20:47 +0000 2013
Jeebus Cripes, the CIHR common CV is such a dramatic waste of time! #fb Wed Dec 18 01:53:26 +0000 2013
Now he knows if she’s a “real” redhead http://t.co/RhfCv954Zh Tue Dec 17 23:47:46 +0000 2013
Shaping your child’s sexual identity… with an axe http://t.co/zw2TwG2MrH Tue Dec 17 23:44:50 +0000 2013
How British Are You? (Mind you, “you’re sat at…” is atrocious grammar that makes me convulse.) http://t.co/dlY8CfOFcs via @buzzfeed Tue Dec 17 22:08:45 +0000 2013
About to try a new burrito place. Stay tuned… #fb Tue Dec 17 21:17:53 +0000 2013
The science can’t be stopped! http://t.co/OlIs3LnsAU Tue Dec 17 20:24:13 +0000 2013
Science moves on! http://t.co/y1wzKOP02Y Tue Dec 17 19:52:12 +0000 2013
Even more science! http://t.co/ImwokAQMN5 Tue Dec 17 19:28:33 +0000 2013
More science! http://t.co/6roMvUra61 Tue Dec 17 19:27:49 +0000 2013
Science! http://t.co/Ca08ptlU1p Tue Dec 17 19:23:42 +0000 2013
Unibrow discrimination #fakescience http://t.co/DJxxf2Dtep Tue Dec 17 19:20:09 +0000 2013
Lock your doors! http://t.co/fbjvMRaEg8 Tue Dec 17 05:18:09 +0000 2013
So, uh, how is this possible? http://t.co/u2Da0BD5ku Tue Dec 17 05:17:05 +0000 2013
Q: What did it say on the sign in front of the brothel? A: “Beat it. We’re closed.” #fb Tue Dec 17 04:59:57 +0000 2013
Q: Why did the boy fall off of the swing? A: He didn’t have any arms #fb Tue Dec 17 04:57:35 +0000 2013
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They all sit in the dark and cry #fb Tue Dec 17 04:56:18 +0000 2013
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live #fb Tue Dec 17 04:53:48 +0000 2013
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering A minor #fb Tue Dec 17 04:51:17 +0000 2013
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy #fb Tue Dec 17 04:49:05 +0000 2013
Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler #fb Tue Dec 17 04:48:11 +0000 2013
I’m craving cheerios #fb Tue Dec 17 04:36:06 +0000 2013
I can’t stop giggling at this http://t.co/sQAQyqqzM4 #fb Tue Dec 17 04:24:35 +0000 2013
Okay, I’m never complaining about my office again http://t.co/6yfJ7y2X16 Tue Dec 17 04:04:42 +0000 2013
Dear Santa… http://t.co/oxlAQQe4B6 Tue Dec 17 04:00:58 +0000 2013
Uh, no thanks http://t.co/akj2ifooUJ Tue Dec 17 03:51:24 +0000 2013
After 6 days of access to cable TV, I conclude that all shows are Two And A Half Men, Big Bang Theory, and Seinfeld. Nothing else is ever on Tue Dec 17 03:37:07 +0000 2013
I see inbox number increasing. But just so you know, I’m not reading any work-related email in the evenings for the duration of the holidays Tue Dec 17 03:15:24 +0000 2013
Okay, I’m going to admit it… I really don’t know how to use Google Plus. I mean, it’s all over the place! #fb Tue Dec 17 02:58:34 +0000 2013
Something tells me they don’t get a lot of female customers… or repeat business http://t.co/XKRFI1R0K7 Tue Dec 17 01:09:39 +0000 2013
Exactly http://t.co/LXm6LCY9mX Tue Dec 17 01:05:32 +0000 2013
!!!! http://t.co/QsWdo3Ewkz Tue Dec 17 01:03:07 +0000 2013
A little late for parental pride? http://t.co/nF3hs002cQ Tue Dec 17 00:58:35 +0000 2013
I have no comment http://t.co/FgzIi6PmOD Tue Dec 17 00:27:27 +0000 2013
random vegetable http://t.co/omuz6Sp10U Tue Dec 17 00:27:00 +0000 2013
Anytime I’m tempted to read/watch an interview with a sports figure, I’m going to watch this instead http://t.co/cXSlmhaaHK Mon Dec 16 23:28:18 +0000 2013
Ha! Racist vegetables! http://t.co/bHU7DFg9yn Mon Dec 16 23:02:52 +0000 2013
The pyramid of education http://t.co/wMtn4lcDWN Mon Dec 16 22:59:56 +0000 2013
Holy crap. Just realized this year I have 6 grad students and am on 12 thesis advisory committees. No wonder I have so much paperwork! #fb Mon Dec 16 19:46:45 +0000 2013
the tyranny of the “impact factor” …. http://t.co/34XZIOt2Eh #fb Mon Dec 16 19:02:42 +0000 2013
Examining a thesis proposal defence via Google hangout. Cool #fb Mon Dec 16 18:15:53 +0000 2013
2:30AM and inbox just dipped under 100. Time for porn… I mean bed. #fb Mon Dec 16 07:33:15 +0000 2013
This guy’s face bothers me http://t.co/V9hfNnMTAk #fb Mon Dec 16 05:55:07 +0000 2013
This is great. How old are your ears? Mine are under 40. http://t.co/ulpNCLmn4V Mon Dec 16 05:47:07 +0000 2013
Hell, I’d cross a busy highway! http://t.co/aRL4xyNSao Mon Dec 16 05:10:22 +0000 2013
Only God can fudge me? http://t.co/ZPdT7PNsWR Mon Dec 16 05:06:28 +0000 2013
Hairy Pooper and the Chamber Pot of Secrets #fb Mon Dec 16 04:42:26 +0000 2013
Global health essay contest (worth $500) deadline is Jan 6, 2014 http://t.co/WYg3q6MUrQ #fb Mon Dec 16 03:42:14 +0000 2013
I don’t own a TV, so was excited to watch my parents’ 2000 channels. But the same 6 shows seem to be on all the time! #fb Sun Dec 15 23:05:15 +0000 2013
@J_Ged ha! have you seen the movie yet? Sun Dec 15 21:03:37 +0000 2013
Hey, I officially have a kilobyte of Facebook friends #fb Sun Dec 15 20:37:05 +0000 2013
Fondly remembering seeing Peter O’Toole and Margot Kidder in “Pygmalion” live on Broadway in 1987. I was totally starstruck then. #fb Sun Dec 15 19:45:44 +0000 2013
@J_Ged PS glad to see you did some Googling after our mock int’view 🙂 Sun Dec 15 19:43:00 +0000 2013
@J_Ged I laugh (at the relevance) but cry (at the news) Sun Dec 15 19:30:34 +0000 2013
Cripes, just spin the spaceship already. “Would you spend a year in bed?” http://t.co/j4Bi10s5yF #fb Sun Dec 15 17:40:28 +0000 2013
Unhappiness is: when the brutal workout that kicked your ass this morning used to be your warm-up only a year ago #fb Sun Dec 15 17:29:24 +0000 2013
@RedParrots dug. The Grinch Sun Dec 15 14:07:16 +0000 2013
Watching this right now. Creepy as all fuck: http://t.co/do2HcpXjYI #fb Sun Dec 15 08:42:28 +0000 2013
Seems legit http://t.co/b4G5MsPk6k Sun Dec 15 08:24:15 +0000 2013
Kind of creepy how Santa never ages http://t.co/dSXPyL4sAp #fb Sun Dec 15 07:36:47 +0000 2013
Apparently Ringo Starr is Jesus http://t.co/G1Xq2bQJnS Sun Dec 15 07:22:52 +0000 2013
A New Moon Race? China Might Win It. http://t.co/4VaImm08ps Sun Dec 15 07:16:59 +0000 2013
I just realized that I don’t know how to spell aficionado #fb Sun Dec 15 06:47:43 +0000 2013
The Android call blocker app solves a lot of problems #fb Sun Dec 15 06:00:34 +0000 2013
“I have an extremely low centre of gravity. I’m like a pyramid.” #fb Sun Dec 15 05:59:43 +0000 2013
@RedParrots But he does punish the bad Sun Dec 15 04:11:32 +0000 2013
Is Santa Claus a superhero? Discuss #fb Sun Dec 15 03:40:58 +0000 2013
As per all the racist comments following the Chinese lunar lander: “How can poor countries afford space programmes?” http://t.co/ZtA493823q Sun Dec 15 01:58:32 +0000 2013
@brittharr2 that doesn’t make me giggle. it makes me perspire creepily. Sun Dec 15 01:37:14 +0000 2013
What, “Anchorman” is set in the 70s? Why didn’t I notice that before? #fb Sat Dec 14 21:17:20 +0000 2013
@neiltyson once said the first human to walk on Mars is presently alive… and in middle school… in China. Good for them! #ChangE3 #fb Sat Dec 14 20:35:51 +0000 2013
Whoohoo! Chinese rover lands on the Moon! Racist jokes in 3..2..1… http://t.co/PL1d5IqNOw #fb Sat Dec 14 20:30:56 +0000 2013
Unreleased footage from the moon landing http://t.co/XjsY8MEl2z Sat Dec 14 20:28:21 +0000 2013
The word “tenderloin” makes me giggle. As do glazed donuts. #fb Sat Dec 14 20:19:48 +0000 2013
Countdown begins to this becoming the new Republican/Fox News talking point… http://t.co/AOqbDqZNoq Sat Dec 14 19:34:42 +0000 2013
@RedParrots that’ll learn ya Sat Dec 14 19:25:00 +0000 2013
@RedParrots Some of us need to o out. In fact, o-ing out is amongst our favourite pasttimes Sat Dec 14 19:24:11 +0000 2013
@RedParrots I’m from Ottawa. We can deal. Sat Dec 14 19:21:15 +0000 2013
@RedParrots just checking. My minions will be along presently. Sat Dec 14 19:18:55 +0000 2013
How many of you have a ziploc bag filled with foreign currencies? Sat Dec 14 18:58:54 +0000 2013
2013 proudest moment: a B student said he was at first pissed at his mark in my class, then realized it was his finest learning experience. Sat Dec 14 18:36:45 +0000 2013
Love this: “If you listen to me, you’ll get a C. If you learn something, you’ll get a B. But if you teach me something, then you’ll get an A Sat Dec 14 17:40:16 +0000 2013
@AllisonSchrager you might appreciate this (from http://t.co/ETXxIDOHCF) http://t.co/xz0ddFYJdw Sat Dec 14 17:23:49 +0000 2013
Trends in grade inflation (from http://t.co/OFvtDaxu72) http://t.co/YMWP0DjQIo Sat Dec 14 17:23:14 +0000 2013
@AllisonSchrager you just expressed every emotion I’ve been feeling this grading season http://t.co/d6brPqOnAx Sat Dec 14 17:02:10 +0000 2013
“I just didn’t want to deal with all the complaining.” http://t.co/d6brPqOnAx Sat Dec 14 17:01:23 +0000 2013
Best chapter title I’ve read today: “Statues That I Kind of Want To Have Sex With” #fb Sat Dec 14 14:09:03 +0000 2013
This photo and its unintended caption just make me chuckle http://t.co/gZeo5Zq7FE Sat Dec 14 14:07:34 +0000 2013
RT @22_Minutes: The only logical thing for GSP to do now that he’s stepped down from the UFC is to fight Trudeau for Liberal leadership. . … Sat Dec 14 13:35:28 +0000 2013
@frankshamrock @BasRuttenMMA and @GeorgesStPierre : 3 of my favourite fighters, all retired with the championship belt, on their own terms Sat Dec 14 01:08:22 +0000 2013
After 2.5 hours of sleep, gonna start the day with a series of teleconferences. Oh joy. #fb Fri Dec 13 14:07:32 +0000 2013
@RedParrots for a second i thought you were referring to a vaginal lubricating product Fri Dec 13 13:23:51 +0000 2013