Twitter Tweets from 2014-1-14 to 2014-1-31

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-1-14 to 2014-1-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Toronto area research position in cancer http://t.co/OUdNdEWnpy #fb Fri Jan 31 23:41:45 +0000 2014
@OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @EJPHC @Samuel_I_P another consulting opp http://t.co/z0TZdbjT2t Fri Jan 31 23:40:40 +0000 2014
Congratulations to my colleague, Dr Peter Tugwell, for his appointment to the Order of Canada #fb Fri Jan 31 20:51:32 +0000 2014
You’re doing it wrong. Or you’re going it oh so right. http://t.co/GGyXDxgcaZ Fri Jan 31 16:18:14 +0000 2014
CSEB Student conference abstract deadline extended to Feb 15 http://t.co/QO6X2cAxcj #fb Fri Jan 31 16:16:44 +0000 2014
The animated GIF of the day https://t.co/KB4idAsQME #fb Fri Jan 31 14:58:23 +0000 2014
I know the meds are working when my coffee looks like this http://t.co/7adz6QmBip Fri Jan 31 14:10:32 +0000 2014
For your morning erudition, I give you…. a frog riding a squirrel. Discuss. http://t.co/fNufZNFUBS Fri Jan 31 14:09:35 +0000 2014
Your horrifying pic of the day. You’re welcome. http://t.co/IFo1Q2C8JG Fri Jan 31 07:12:09 +0000 2014
Why #Snowden is relevant for Canadians http://t.co/X33OBu5M7v #fb Fri Jan 31 04:15:24 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/i0GGtl8DX1 Introduction to Epidemiology – Kaplan Meier Survival Curves Thu Jan 30 22:02:51 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Kaplan Meier Survival Curves: http://t.co/arox0Au37t via @YouTube Thu Jan 30 20:37:34 +0000 2014
Happiness is a co-author who does all the hard/grunt work of submitting a manuscript (formatting, title pages, reducing word count, etc) #FB Thu Jan 30 17:43:14 +0000 2014
You can now access my live Epidemiology lectures from my website: http://t.co/i6UBiqaZJY #fb Thu Jan 30 16:00:25 +0000 2014
Just realized that most of what I know of Russian geography comes from playing Risk #fb Thu Jan 30 15:00:57 +0000 2014
:Twitter haiku 356 – “Dreamed that my spice plant / Grew legs and went on a trip / A thyme traveller?” #fb Thu Jan 30 14:49:59 +0000 2014
Last night, I dreamed I climbed the highest mountain and made witty remarks when I got there. I was the cleverest on Everest. #fb Thu Jan 30 13:26:54 +0000 2014
1:AM. Going to bed. Didn’t manage to get the inbox down to double digits tonight 🙁 #fb Thu Jan 30 06:02:07 +0000 2014
Ottawa based job as a tutor for university students http://t.co/vG3Q28Inqs #fb Thu Jan 30 05:08:12 +0000 2014
First Wild Beaver Seen in England for 800 Years. Insert your own joke http://t.co/pWCCetoveq #fb Thu Jan 30 04:45:20 +0000 2014
My plan to achieve world domination via Youtube marches on… http://t.co/8Yas62kpeW Wed Jan 29 22:09:50 +0000 2014
Whew. Marathon session of 11 back-to-back meetings is finally over. #fb Wed Jan 29 22:07:35 +0000 2014
@FariborzFazileh welcome to twitter! Wed Jan 29 20:52:23 +0000 2014
@ayahnayfeh Be sure to mention me during your inauguration speech Wed Jan 29 17:44:27 +0000 2014
Canadian grad students, consider submitting a short health-related paper to this student journal, deadline Feb 3 http://t.co/hpoyCSDNUn #fb Wed Jan 29 17:40:41 +0000 2014
@ayahnayfeh did i share this with you yet? http://t.co/hpoyCSDNUn Wed Jan 29 17:37:15 +0000 2014
Canadian Council on Refugees now offering small grants to newcomer youths to develop advocacy/education resources http://t.co/xxSRVeyJLK #fb Wed Jan 29 16:47:30 +0000 2014
Note to self: never ever ever ask students if we should move the exam date. When will I learn? #fb Wed Jan 29 16:08:33 +0000 2014
Oh, Republicans. Are you all a bunch of goons?http://t.co/MLExrGmdve #fb Wed Jan 29 12:58:20 +0000 2014
Happiness is… setting up –not one– but two comprehensive cloud backup systems for all my websites. Whew. That was exhausting. #fb Wed Jan 29 06:59:04 +0000 2014
In South Africa, “ice cream” sounds like “ass cream”. This makes me happy. #fb Wed Jan 29 05:56:36 +0000 2014
I want this played as I enter the room for my next lecture http://t.co/uXwnxv8ndo #fb Wed Jan 29 05:15:46 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 @dkaykay11 and they’re always the FIRST ones you open Wed Jan 29 03:14:21 +0000 2014
What i learned today: St Nicholas was the patron saint of sailors, prostitutes and children. Quite the group. #fb Wed Jan 29 00:27:09 +0000 2014
At editorial meeting of @RISSIJHS …Damn, these students are so impressive #fb Tue Jan 28 22:44:35 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Age Standardization: http://t.co/T569bgpsSg via @YouTube Tue Jan 28 21:54:23 +0000 2014
@DrFerraro So another 5 books sold? cool! 🙂 Tue Jan 28 19:24:03 +0000 2014
I’m thinking my next book should be “How to Read Medical Literature” aimed at the lay person. What do you think? Is there a market? Tue Jan 28 19:17:05 +0000 2014
Latest gift from a student: a stunning pen and holder from Lebanon http://t.co/V50eC7wLBn Tue Jan 28 19:03:11 +0000 2014
Internet discussion fora have taught me one thing: the proportion of the human race made up of idiots is large and has likely always been so Tue Jan 28 18:52:34 +0000 2014
Attention everyone: data and phenomena are plural. Datum and phenomenon are singular. Got it? Good. As you were. #fb Tue Jan 28 18:27:03 +0000 2014
Well this is some heavy shit: The 1968 plan to nuke North Korea http://t.co/nLbYjdTL6L #fb Tue Jan 28 17:47:06 +0000 2014
The most shocking thing about Pete Seeger’s death was learning that Arlo Guthrie is still alive #fb #nodisrespectintended Tue Jan 28 15:28:29 +0000 2014
Students, if I don’t respond to ur email quickly, I’m not ignoring you; there are 200 emails ahead of you. I’m not happy about it either #fb Tue Jan 28 15:25:44 +0000 2014
Is it possible to find an article about the Chinese space program that isn’t polluted with racist comments from disgruntled Americans? #db Tue Jan 28 15:20:22 +0000 2014
“China’s lunar rover may have experienced a catastrophic breakdown” now watch the racists all line up http:// http://t.co/tHtwqdN3mC #fb Tue Jan 28 14:39:20 +0000 2014
“The wheel paradox that stumped Aristotle and Galileo” http://t.co/VK20vmCUuM #fb Tue Jan 28 13:38:03 +0000 2014
“Early Europeans had dark skin and blue eyes” http://t.co/16RyAcf4XK #fb Tue Jan 28 13:30:04 +0000 2014
With wind chill, – 33 degrees…. wait for it…. Celsius #fb Tue Jan 28 13:25:34 +0000 2014
4:20AM and my inbox JUST cracked 2 digits. Sigh. Time for bed. #fb Tue Jan 28 09:19:45 +0000 2014
I don’t care what the hippies say. Vinegar is a lousy cleaning agent. #fb Tue Jan 28 04:15:36 +0000 2014
Names that start with H https://t.co/LMhs1rLgAc #fb Tue Jan 28 03:03:43 +0000 2014
I just made pasta sauce with port. I think I may have discovered culinary plutonium! #fb Tue Jan 28 00:51:51 +0000 2014
Just found a band called “Plankton Wat.” I don’t know how to feel. #fb Mon Jan 27 23:08:12 +0000 2014
I wish they’d leave news satire to The Onion, Jon Stewart and Colbert. If it’s not done well, it’s just pointless fake news. #newyorker #fb Mon Jan 27 21:19:38 +0000 2014
@csebsceb student conference abstract deadline is Feb 1st!!! http://t.co/QO6X2cAxcj Mon Jan 27 20:25:46 +0000 2014
Still accepting contest entries for filling Mr Spock’s speech bubble: http://t.co/7uHWNyLVs9 Mon Jan 27 20:18:24 +0000 2014
Yeah, I’m boasting about my book’s #1 best seller status again http://t.co/mfDCVdkkOQ Mon Jan 27 20:08:23 +0000 2014
#3, 8, 15, 17, 18, 28 are intriguing. http://t.co/byaxPThiBY Mon Jan 27 19:16:18 +0000 2014
My favourite line from a long forgotten classic film http://t.co/CkAwPzrVm0 Mon Jan 27 17:46:23 +0000 2014
Hmm. Two “I love you” evaluations, with almost identical handwriting… both matching mine. Did I write them myself? http://t.co/7V6xikTurT Mon Jan 27 17:33:28 +0000 2014
Student types, Emerging Health Leaders is having a career building thingy next week. See attached. http://t.co/T79NQXkifa Mon Jan 27 17:11:19 +0000 2014
Does anyone ever do anything “by the wayside” other than fall? #fb Mon Jan 27 17:06:48 +0000 2014
You know it. http://t.co/6AxjWCW36E Mon Jan 27 16:39:53 +0000 2014
I appreciate the positive evaluation,but pretty sure I never wore a dress to class. Well, at least not THIS class… http://t.co/TNAI5eg3pD Mon Jan 27 16:22:27 +0000 2014
I remember seeing this on Dragon’s Den. I want one. http://t.co/Fj7h7TmbLc #fb Mon Jan 27 14:06:09 +0000 2014
Status is my favorite type of quo #fb Mon Jan 27 03:48:01 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is when security cam shows my condo in darkness but with weird heat signature on the couch #aliens #fb Mon Jan 27 01:43:55 +0000 2014
@RedParrots you are the standards against which all nerds must be measured Mon Jan 27 01:12:51 +0000 2014
Took a booze-filled nap on the train. Just woke up with “Lady Marmalade” in my head. I have no idea. #fb Mon Jan 27 00:55:59 +0000 2014
I just saw DOCTOR Howard Dean cough into his HAND on national TV #bad #fb Sun Jan 26 21:56:57 +0000 2014
Whoa. There’s a Republican politician named “Dick Black”. Heh heh. #fb Sun Jan 26 21:43:47 +0000 2014
Hey gamers and cos-players who do nothing else: you’re not dweebs, dorks, nerds, or geeks. You’re just slackers. http://t.co/lAEEpLYVVl Sun Jan 26 20:48:11 +0000 2014
@acurrie @jpli18 http://t.co/Prga0pCVFY Sun Jan 26 18:04:07 +0000 2014
My two cents’ worth #youtube http://t.co/wrGtaxkXfm Sun Jan 26 14:24:44 +0000 2014
My two cents’ worth #youtube http://t.co/5Ts6urqcGz Sun Jan 26 14:15:40 +0000 2014
podcast1: http://t.co/XSmbBVSQTq via @YouTube Sat Jan 25 23:03:31 +0000 2014
Stupidity. sigh. http://t.co/rGqwacqvlt Sat Jan 25 19:43:11 +0000 2014
If he were 12 years older, he’d be squealing for a different reason http://t.co/acYW7JXCJY Sat Jan 25 18:25:24 +0000 2014
I accept that Google+ is an unavoidable part of my future. So, Google, buy Facebook to make my life a little more integrated and easier. Sat Jan 25 17:51:40 +0000 2014
This is mega creepy. Click the link and keep your eyes on the cross in the middle… http://t.co/bNp6IJSmeg #fb Sat Jan 25 16:10:39 +0000 2014
Translation, please? http://t.co/m1rlJ8pyot Sat Jan 25 15:51:07 +0000 2014
Probably the funniest thing you’ll see all day http://t.co/B5IWMfN9L3 Sat Jan 25 15:43:25 +0000 2014
And a third health services analyst position in Toronto http://t.co/BUTl4XYPuL #fb Sat Jan 25 15:31:29 +0000 2014
Another health services analyst position in Toronto http://t.co/GSyFOOuts3 #fb Sat Jan 25 15:31:00 +0000 2014
Health services analyst position in Toronto http://t.co/zWlmIeITeo #fb Sat Jan 25 15:30:34 +0000 2014
@WayneWtucker of interest? http://t.co/cOl6t7qpfg Sat Jan 25 15:29:22 +0000 2014
@StevenEarlMPH @OsamaBerrada @EJPHC @Samuel_I_P another RFP opportunity http://t.co/UvBYG557Lw Sat Jan 25 15:28:51 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 hey it officially makes me a professional Sat Jan 25 04:19:14 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/9wOWswC5py Deonandan lectures on Patradigms of Perception Sat Jan 25 04:14:14 +0000 2014
Since the start of 2014, my youtube channel has made exactly 1 penny in revenue #yearofriches #fb Sat Jan 25 03:58:12 +0000 2014
testes2: http://t.co/z6WNeeu483 via @YouTube Sat Jan 25 02:17:17 +0000 2014
testes: http://t.co/BDgnAWBvjN via @YouTube Sat Jan 25 02:01:03 +0000 2014
This is a test: http://t.co/rJcCbWReiR via @YouTube Sat Jan 25 01:36:04 +0000 2014
potential Gladwell bestseller? http://t.co/Tyr2DvVTyg Sat Jan 25 00:07:52 +0000 2014
Shit. This works way too well. http://t.co/YS1ZY7HLNY Sat Jan 25 00:02:28 +0000 2014
More reason for me to hate Apple is the way they disrespected my boyhood hero, Carl Sagan (scroll down to “In 1994”) http://t.co/WLH6W5wplQ Fri Jan 24 21:04:04 +0000 2014
Newsflash just said “Mayor Ford tours building near Kipling and Finch.” I thought it said, “…Nearly killing a Finch.” #fb Fri Jan 24 20:36:06 +0000 2014
Ottawa-based position for a PhD in population health http://t.co/Iatobrpm2w #fb Fri Jan 24 20:34:02 +0000 2014
If you pay me $20 I might cart this crap away for you http://t.co/2YkqxTOAjY Fri Jan 24 17:59:53 +0000 2014
I appreciate the complimentary wine on Porter flights. But once again I have arrived in toronto unfit to do any actual work #fb Fri Jan 24 17:23:41 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Jan 24 17:16:00 +0000 2014
About to board Porter 254 to Toronto. Free booze here I come… #fb Fri Jan 24 15:48:13 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc well played, sir Fri Jan 24 15:29:20 +0000 2014
According to RateMyProf I’m apparently “dah bomb”. Really? Can no one spell “Deonandan” properly? #fb Fri Jan 24 15:23:01 +0000 2014
Japan: producing 78% of the world’s weird shit since 1952… https://t.co/QaVdyKg0dv #fb Fri Jan 24 12:56:30 +0000 2014
Before and after make-up … http://t.co/CgugjvqCva Fri Jan 24 12:50:10 +0000 2014
Bieber arrested http://t.co/2wCU0Q3Ig1 Fri Jan 24 12:41:31 +0000 2014
@DonFryeFighter is back! https://t.co/v7WRvjsH0Q Fri Jan 24 12:19:42 +0000 2014
Coke Zero and stale red wine. I’m officially brown trash #fb Fri Jan 24 01:21:14 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/SpRAliVRIx Introduction to Epidemiology – Database design Fri Jan 24 01:04:42 +0000 2014
Dinesh D’Souza is an ass. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. http://t.co/rrNJdfRv1P #fb Fri Jan 24 00:33:31 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Mortality rates: http://t.co/IZAYnU3wlH via @YouTube Thu Jan 23 20:48:06 +0000 2014
“Having equal rights does not mean having equal talents, equal abilities, or equal knowledge.” http://t.co/gD8yVLV7U2 Thu Jan 23 18:51:48 +0000 2014
Bruce Wayne: the real story http://t.co/iuI05Xyrm5 #fb Thu Jan 23 16:52:01 +0000 2014
New species of river dolphin discovered in Brazil http://t.co/5H5UMkafL2 #fb Thu Jan 23 16:48:06 +0000 2014
Everyone has one http://t.co/QQy95AW4vG Thu Jan 23 14:43:35 +0000 2014
Here’s a Valentine’s Day card you might want to use http://t.co/3JkHGwLuAc Thu Jan 23 14:42:45 +0000 2014
Arnold undercover https://t.co/K1neDUWzEp #fb Thu Jan 23 14:41:02 +0000 2014
Well that’s a tease http://t.co/CZmuIQlBpG Thu Jan 23 14:17:13 +0000 2014
Thought I was kidding? http://t.co/31PBOYl0Ol Thu Jan 23 13:51:57 +0000 2014
Night vision goggles? Check. Hazmat suit? Check. Bungee cords? Check. My plan is taking shape… #fb Thu Jan 23 02:59:20 +0000 2014
Don’t you hate when this happens? http://t.co/5XHpmWrCSO #fb Thu Jan 23 02:52:48 +0000 2014
You know your feet stink when… http://t.co/lDrPf77mRt #fb Thu Jan 23 02:49:31 +0000 2014
The terrifying magic of make-up http://t.co/Iw0Eo8FxHu #fb Thu Jan 23 01:23:56 +0000 2014
I have seriously considered this when on my scooter http://t.co/qiCWKNSDdb Thu Jan 23 01:22:23 +0000 2014
“You know you’re working class if your TV is bigger than your bookshelf” #fb Thu Jan 23 01:14:06 +0000 2014
“Master Yoda, have you ever been tested for dyslexia?” #fb Wed Jan 22 23:02:43 +0000 2014
“Gollum, that isn’t the ring I was referring to. Now please get your finger out of my precious.” #fb Wed Jan 22 23:02:16 +0000 2014
Photoshop fails… #13 is the most… interesting http://t.co/UUy1ovgUhP Wed Jan 22 21:09:48 +0000 2014
Shit. I’m wear two layers and I can’t even get warm indoors! #fb Wed Jan 22 20:59:54 +0000 2014
Re-reading a hard SF classic from my youth, and am a bit embarrassed by how poorly written it actually is #moteingodseye #fb Wed Jan 22 19:32:25 +0000 2014
I’d forgotten that I live in the coldest capital city in the world. Thanks for reminding me, weather #fb Wed Jan 22 17:07:44 +0000 2014
So is this a thing now? http://t.co/yVrofJEGI9 Wed Jan 22 16:59:51 +0000 2014
Mom is DTF http://t.co/C2cy5XHwhi Wed Jan 22 16:57:53 +0000 2014
best cake ever? http://t.co/iwi5ksjDPA Wed Jan 22 16:54:02 +0000 2014
you work it, girl http://t.co/oCVxDJg82c Wed Jan 22 16:53:31 +0000 2014
This is one @munkdebate I might actually attend live, featuring the mighty @ggreenwald http://t.co/y9MF6iMuFP #fb Wed Jan 22 02:52:49 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 I aim to please. And it’s not stupid. It’s sexy. Wed Jan 22 02:19:28 +0000 2014
Homeland Security now enforcing video piracy laws. Again, the security industry ends up servicing corporate elite http://t.co/sTg1beT3zQ #fb Wed Jan 22 02:01:50 +0000 2014
Pleased to be a co-author on this new paper by Mirella Veras, “Health Professionals in the 21st Century” http://t.co/ybPXcvUJSJ #fb Wed Jan 22 01:24:51 +0000 2014
What I learned today: Alexandre Dumas was part Black. Cool. #fb Wed Jan 22 00:54:11 +0000 2014
Apparently Youtube’s automated captioning thinks I’m lecturing about lesbians http://t.co/hr0xasETCN Tue Jan 21 23:23:18 +0000 2014
My experimental live piping of epidemiology lectures to youtube: http://t.co/PalmO5pKiq Tue Jan 21 23:04:15 +0000 2014
Hmm. My epidemiology youtube video watch rate has declined from 145 views, to 58, to 41, to 4 views for today’s video! #fb Tue Jan 21 23:03:35 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Measurements of Morbidity: http://t.co/pjaVO5vdFd via @YouTube Tue Jan 21 22:23:03 +0000 2014
I’m going to see if I can pre-schedule my Epidemiology lecture on Youtube: https://t.co/rcoG5kX1ib Tue Jan 21 18:39:43 +0000 2014
Um, you know that light is just for cars, right? http://t.co/Rn65f5wr3J Tue Jan 21 18:36:08 +0000 2014
Whoohoo! My mail-order night vision goggles just arrived. You know what that means! #fb Tue Jan 21 16:54:07 +0000 2014
“All of these outbreaks could have been prevented with vaccines” http://t.co/HSDJiIpv84 #fb Tue Jan 21 16:44:25 +0000 2014
@ayahnayfeh it’s where the couch used to be 🙁 Tue Jan 21 16:41:58 +0000 2014
Aieeee!!! http://t.co/R7aN60st02 Tue Jan 21 15:46:29 +0000 2014
Today’s weather reminds me of my family’s first reaction upon arriving in Canada from the Caribbean >40 years ago: Holy crap it’s cold! #fb Tue Jan 21 15:13:40 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is: getting to work an hour before everyone else, and discovering the couch I was going to nap on has been removed #fb Tue Jan 21 12:59:25 +0000 2014
Erin? http://t.co/5h6CmAKkC7 Tue Jan 21 05:55:07 +0000 2014
Whoa. I think I just discovered a new meme. http://t.co/UCaKrprmaK Tue Jan 21 05:53:24 +0000 2014
And the epidemic of illiterate baristas continues to spread… http://t.co/N30JTJttOV Tue Jan 21 05:42:50 +0000 2014
Meanwhile, at the 711…. http://t.co/RQimOwoStO Tue Jan 21 05:42:01 +0000 2014
It’s always good to remember that this is Edward Snowden’s girlfriend http://t.co/n3NNmNXdrt Tue Jan 21 05:23:06 +0000 2014
Weapons of Mass Distraction http://t.co/e7engZifBl Tue Jan 21 04:29:04 +0000 2014
Great interview with @ggreenwald – useful for those who still don’t get why #NSA scandal is important news http://t.co/hiMwxWxOVZ #fb Tue Jan 21 01:42:21 +0000 2014
My Amazon author page is now live: http://t.co/z8VFTO5Q1c Tue Jan 21 01:40:52 +0000 2014
So… the Duck Dynasty hicks are actually a bunch of polo-wearing preppies? http://t.co/bEouwBrwnH #fb Tue Jan 21 00:46:47 +0000 2014
Um, that’s not…. oh never mind. http://t.co/hlCckuDuGD Tue Jan 21 00:16:01 +0000 2014
Cup O’ Noodles is a lie! http://t.co/gFx1Ilc8Ld Tue Jan 21 00:15:10 +0000 2014
@ggreenwald rocks really hard. Way to call @billmaher on his complacent bullshit #fb Mon Jan 20 23:59:08 +0000 2014
Public health volunteers needed for a project in Nepal http://t.co/7ceayVas3S #fb Mon Jan 20 21:01:10 +0000 2014
@MaduraSundar only in the daytime Mon Jan 20 15:51:25 +0000 2014
-17 degrees? Not acceptable #fb Mon Jan 20 15:36:59 +0000 2014
Just realized “Wild Style” is 31 years old. Guess I was out of touch with youth culture even when I was a youth. http://t.co/e9V3i7YHfm #fb Mon Jan 20 13:59:03 +0000 2014
I haven’t been keeping accurate count. But I think I’ve written about 60 reference letters this month alone. #fb Mon Jan 20 06:28:32 +0000 2014
My textbook is now the Amazon #1 best seller in three different categories http://t.co/FWELfEOp7w #fb http://t.co/tvAMIBSout Mon Jan 20 03:51:37 +0000 2014
This can’t be real. Is this real? http://t.co/lqvXjedSuW Sun Jan 19 00:12:25 +0000 2014
Ghetto word of the day http://t.co/PBmJlwo4hr Sun Jan 19 00:08:46 +0000 2014
What am I watching here? http://t.co/CITSyHHpbs Sun Jan 19 00:05:35 +0000 2014
“Hiroo Onoda has died at the age of 91.” http://t.co/wOftB4CFdH interesting #fb Sat Jan 18 23:30:09 +0000 2014
Dear weird woman in pajamas pacing back and forth in my lobby talking to yourself: Stop it. That’s my thing. #fb Sat Jan 18 23:12:36 +0000 2014
These are the emails that I get. And *I* will be the judge of whether or not it is cute, thank you very much. http://t.co/xbfH80QFqF Sat Jan 18 18:55:20 +0000 2014
#learnings http://t.co/EmcNItPD35 Sat Jan 18 18:38:24 +0000 2014
Probably because she ate him http://t.co/YvXQ47iLkZ Sat Jan 18 18:37:17 +0000 2014
Don’t forget to enter the “what is Spock saying” caption contest… http://t.co/7uHWNyLVs9 Sat Jan 18 16:14:45 +0000 2014
My book is no longer the Amazon #1 bestseller in its category, but it’s still top 5. I’ll take it. http://t.co/FWELfEOp7w #fb Sat Jan 18 16:09:31 +0000 2014
@MaduraSundar I accept what i am Sat Jan 18 06:17:40 +0000 2014
From an 8 year old girl earlier today: “Dad, Uncle Raywat is creeping me out.” Sat Jan 18 03:38:08 +0000 2014
A sub-woofer. Heh. http://t.co/NCNxmnM2Qu Sat Jan 18 03:00:02 +0000 2014
I’m suddenly itching to re-read The Mote In God’s Eye #fb Sat Jan 18 01:35:27 +0000 2014
Heavy. This is actually a red blood cell balanced on the head of a pin! http://t.co/phcnt8h6oB http://t.co/sh88B0INbi Sat Jan 18 01:27:27 +0000 2014
I couldn’t hear the Robin Thicke / Marvin Gaye similarities until this: http://t.co/HopvigYIug #fb Fri Jan 17 23:24:37 +0000 2014
Yeah, baby http://t.co/dcs8QIFUt5 Fri Jan 17 21:58:16 +0000 2014
@JocelynWentland Through the process of the 2nd, the 1st is often inserted into the 3rd Fri Jan 17 21:57:56 +0000 2014
@hjyan Since it’s updated hourly, it probably just means a bunch of students bought copies this very minute. But I’ll take it! Fri Jan 17 21:21:14 +0000 2014
Not sure if this means anything, but my new textbook is currently Amazon’s #1 bestseller among Epidemiology books! http://t.co/YTjHYTdibZ Fri Jan 17 21:17:42 +0000 2014
@WayneWtucker http://t.co/UtiSxAQ542 Fri Jan 17 21:10:22 +0000 2014
Two global health faculty positions at Harvard http://t.co/dXGY2UuiWW #fb Fri Jan 17 21:09:39 +0000 2014
I… just…. no…. http://t.co/2mGTxhumiT Fri Jan 17 20:46:28 +0000 2014
One of the first things I noticed when I moved to this country… 45 years ago http://t.co/0enbPtfhdx Fri Jan 17 20:27:17 +0000 2014
My textbook is on Amazon’s “hot new releases” list. Looks like I priced it competitively. This is all so weird. http://t.co/6ZvONsc6yW @fb Fri Jan 17 20:12:59 +0000 2014
@RedParrots http://t.co/7uHWNyLVs9 Fri Jan 17 19:59:09 +0000 2014
Win a free copy of my new Epidemiology textbook… http://t.co/7uHWNyLVs9 Fri Jan 17 19:57:04 +0000 2014
Health services analyst job in Toronto area http://t.co/KLFvJecM4R Fri Jan 17 19:43:42 +0000 2014
Apparently Brazil’s ATMs used to be based on DOS, but are switching to Linux. Brazil FTW. http://t.co/8Fqq8guuNI Fri Jan 17 17:06:49 +0000 2014
Oh, Shashi Tharoor. Your life is never boring. #fb Fri Jan 17 17:01:09 +0000 2014
“Golden Power”: creating electricity from human waste. Great idea, shitty name http://t.co/tLqpiF1qaN #fb Fri Jan 17 16:55:08 +0000 2014
Option 1 – create a society based on health and nutrition. Option 2 – chocolate flavoured fried chicken. http://t.co/bPIw6xeSq6 #fb Fri Jan 17 16:54:30 +0000 2014
95% of the world’s ATMs run on Windows XP? WHAT??? http://t.co/FIACB2gDxO #fb Fri Jan 17 16:52:06 +0000 2014
Trudeaus, Bushes, Gandhis, Kennedys… democracies need to stop behaving like monarchies http://t.co/uyMcOOTkqB #fb Fri Jan 17 16:50:26 +0000 2014
This is how you encourage math education http://t.co/wkex8AZLSX Fri Jan 17 16:44:17 +0000 2014
Dear white kids: this is not how to be ghetto http://t.co/wKdPZOVMT3 Fri Jan 17 16:43:18 +0000 2014
What a glorious era in which we now live http://t.co/lpULXWL29F Fri Jan 17 16:39:57 +0000 2014
Ironic that there’s a pussy on the cover http://t.co/CP7sTS1ytt Fri Jan 17 15:42:05 +0000 2014
“This medieval manuscript curses the cat who peed on it” http://t.co/V6CuNWF7uA #fb Fri Jan 17 15:06:02 +0000 2014
The planet Jupiter is a lot like me: some consider it a star, but technically it’s a dull brown dwarf #fb Fri Jan 17 14:44:46 +0000 2014
Gifts from @RedParrots a star trek mighty wallet and some knitted… Thing http://t.co/I44eZoanFQ Fri Jan 17 13:51:47 +0000 2014
Happiness is… Being drunk at an alumni Reception for a university I didn’t graduate from #fb Fri Jan 17 00:06:23 +0000 2014
Epidemiology lecture #4, still working out the bugs https://t.co/CHe0L54mTJ Thu Jan 16 21:50:57 +0000 2014
This is how @acurrie drums http://t.co/oCcMj5EkEz @jpli18 Thu Jan 16 21:44:27 +0000 2014
Keep your eye on the drummer http://t.co/oCcMj5EkEz Thu Jan 16 21:42:45 +0000 2014
I wonder what physical feats people will be capable of 100 years from now http://t.co/tAMbPoRDyS Thu Jan 16 21:34:45 +0000 2014
Epidemomiology lecture 4 – interpreting literature: http://t.co/7KTnrNxgkf via @YouTube Thu Jan 16 20:21:45 +0000 2014
Is your smart phone sharing your data without your knowledge? http://t.co/HzDsWYyG9a Thu Jan 16 18:03:26 +0000 2014
Holy crap. Someone posting on io9 claims to have never heard of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Youth or unforgivable ignorance? #fb Thu Jan 16 17:58:05 +0000 2014
India is officially polio free http://t.co/P1YQnxlTkF Thu Jan 16 17:55:01 +0000 2014
UOttawa undergrads interested in grad studies, there’s a workshop starting at 1pm today in THN 054 Thu Jan 16 17:43:23 +0000 2014
Increasing intelligence with supplements. I’m doubtful, except for maybe the creatine http://t.co/uSwD6inMEU Thu Jan 16 17:16:17 +0000 2014
@acurrie @howardforums I tend to agree. A cheap tablet is only good for a specific single task. I’m going to get one SOLELY to read comics Thu Jan 16 17:04:53 +0000 2014
Of course the moment I tweet that RBC Direct Investing is hard to get on the phone is the exact moment that they actually do answer it 🙂 Thu Jan 16 16:58:27 +0000 2014
Dear RBC Direct Investing, I’ve been unable to get any of your agents on the phone for 4 days now. You’re making me nervous. #fb Thu Jan 16 16:54:55 +0000 2014
@feedly Nothing specific. I just don’t like the new version. Having to check-off read entries doesn’t jibe with my reading style Thu Jan 16 16:30:48 +0000 2014
@techcyclists no comment Thu Jan 16 16:25:41 +0000 2014
Oh feedly, you used to be great. Why did you go and ruin a good thing? #fb Thu Jan 16 16:25:18 +0000 2014
Ironic that there’s a pussy on the cover http://t.co/WMCNsD153T Thu Jan 16 16:18:41 +0000 2014
I would like to build a winter greenhouse on my balcony. But I bet the condo board won’t let me… http://t.co/njlkqzQ2RK #fb Thu Jan 16 15:31:48 +0000 2014
I have mastered the subtle art of the ricotta omelette #fb Thu Jan 16 15:13:59 +0000 2014
The worst films ever made…. I’ve seen 18 of them unironically 🙁 http://t.co/8FQTXNfp9g #fb Thu Jan 16 06:17:30 +0000 2014
Please let this be his real name… http://t.co/mjxRXwQQzB Thu Jan 16 02:31:36 +0000 2014
Adhering to the bro code while still getting what you want http://t.co/B2PKxgXGd5 Thu Jan 16 02:30:43 +0000 2014
Something tells me the filmer was masturbating when this was going on http://t.co/XEUJIAAtpj Thu Jan 16 02:28:54 +0000 2014
I let one of my stories be published in a Brazilian anthology 7 years ago… and never saw the actual book till now http://t.co/EhRP2bfL3O Thu Jan 16 01:15:17 +0000 2014
Human genome sequencing for under $1000? Time to review my stock portfolio… http://t.co/BhSR7mrCK8 #fb Thu Jan 16 00:36:37 +0000 2014
So which countries are contributing most to climate change? There goes one more conservative talking point… http://t.co/PPlk9NajFu #fb Thu Jan 16 00:31:12 +0000 2014
Those wishing to buy/borrow/read Kindle ebooks but don’t own a Kindle, I really love the FREE Kindle cloud reader: https://t.co/Fj1LZW5sIk Wed Jan 15 17:26:05 +0000 2014
@g_debroucker haha. I don’t blame you. I will release a print version in 3 months. In the mean time, do try the cloud reader. It’s good. Wed Jan 15 17:08:31 +0000 2014
@g_debroucker use the kindle cloud reader. it’s free. Wed Jan 15 17:02:46 +0000 2014
After 1 day of sales my e-book made $28 in royalties. At this rate I will be a hundredaire by the end of the week http://t.co/FWELfEOp7w #fb Wed Jan 15 16:53:45 +0000 2014
I look forward to having to mark an exam like this one day http://t.co/LngoRUPghY Wed Jan 15 07:06:14 +0000 2014
I look forward to having to mark an exam like this one day http://t.co/jkj0J3U8Hy Wed Jan 15 05:20:05 +0000 2014
Got a new game for schizophrenics who just crave their meds: Hungry Hungry Hippocampus #fb Wed Jan 15 05:08:25 +0000 2014
Here’s a cleaner link to the Canadian Amazon site for purchasing my new book on Epidemiology: http://t.co/FWELfEOp7w http://t.co/1aosug7opA Wed Jan 15 04:18:27 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 No. But you can download a free Kindle app for reading it, on either your phone, your computer, or any Chrome browser Tue Jan 14 23:35:35 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 some people are having trouble downloading it. Hm.m… Tue Jan 14 23:29:56 +0000 2014
My new Epidemiology e-textbook is now available for purchase! http://t.co/nxL26XsM2h Tue Jan 14 23:01:09 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Database design: http://t.co/SpRAliVRIx via @YouTube Tue Jan 14 21:41:34 +0000 2014
That’s an ass-whoopin’ http://t.co/xIUsaWbQXQ Tue Jan 14 19:52:23 +0000 2014
Chist? Is he related to Jeebus? http://t.co/zzED8sqicR Tue Jan 14 19:51:45 +0000 2014
No I’m not getting a tattoo. Just a slow Google day. http://t.co/RIih5ydo2G Tue Jan 14 19:48:48 +0000 2014
You get what you pay for http://t.co/R0ptpcOORs Tue Jan 14 19:47:31 +0000 2014
Discover learning? WTF? The West is doomed uless basic skills are taught again… http://t.co/pOZjSFaoIq #fb Tue Jan 14 17:44:35 +0000 2014
Today’s funny animated GIF http://t.co/79GzkeJQaU #fb Tue Jan 14 14:42:58 +0000 2014
Adam Ant, then and now. Jeebus Cripes! http://t.co/IS36rsJSG9 Tue Jan 14 14:06:02 +0000 2014
How to manage your email http://t.co/Sj6m1ljSzI Tue Jan 14 13:31:10 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 getting ideas? Mon Jan 13 21:28:08 +0000 2014
Creative capitalism or extreme fucked-uppedness? http://t.co/ccUHjcwW0Z Mon Jan 13 21:20:12 +0000 2014
Pimpin’ ain’t easy http://t.co/VSlpMBvEcd Mon Jan 13 21:18:18 +0000 2014
Happiness is.. finally filing my corporate taxes, several months late 🙁 #fb Mon Jan 13 17:19:57 +0000 2014
Ironic that there’s a pussy on the cover http://t.co/qNNTBIrb3q Mon Jan 13 16:10:17 +0000 2014
Just heard the term “broad delivery” and giggled for all the wrong reasons #fb Mon Jan 13 14:09:45 +0000 2014
@AndriaBitton it makes me look OCD, unable to use pronouns Mon Jan 13 13:17:43 +0000 2014
Inbox down to 81. Time to get my 3 hours of sleep #fb Mon Jan 13 09:48:44 +0000 2014
Things I learned of today…. Sherrinford Holmes. Who knew? #fb Mon Jan 13 07:44:35 +0000 2014
It’s that time again: writing a letter of recommendation for someone whose gender remains a mystery. Who needs personal pronouns anyway? #fb Mon Jan 13 06:53:27 +0000 2014
And now I’m watching this #learnings #fb http://t.co/cj3DyPvNQG Mon Jan 13 06:44:55 +0000 2014
Etymology from the Epidemiologist http://t.co/uru4D0Lmna Mon Jan 13 06:41:08 +0000 2014
Watching this right now #learnings #fb http://t.co/iUbvtyC7xq Mon Jan 13 05:31:56 +0000 2014
Past midnight, and the inbox is still at 103. Gonna be a long night. #fb Mon Jan 13 05:19:08 +0000 2014
@RedParrots I’ll just give them your number 😛 Mon Jan 13 03:39:37 +0000 2014
QueensU won’t let me submit a reference letter unless I enter my fax number. Really? Who still faxes? And who even knows their fax number? Mon Jan 13 03:28:02 +0000 2014
Baby name trends… because people don’t have enough issues to deal with http://t.co/fTCnmxFZ5t #fb Mon Jan 13 02:37:09 +0000 2014
Excerpt from @neiltyson biography: http://t.co/Tj8ZgxQG8d #fb Sun Jan 12 21:28:06 +0000 2014
“If you’re addicted to meth you’re either an addict or a South African with a love of numbers.” #fb Sun Jan 12 17:19:01 +0000 2014
When I’m wearing baggy shorts on Elgin St, I feel I’ve located the true Elgin Marbles #fb Sun Jan 12 15:00:01 +0000 2014
@dmosher626 in both official languages Sun Jan 12 05:34:58 +0000 2014
Wow, The Amazing Race Canada is actually really entertaining #fb Sun Jan 12 04:47:33 +0000 2014
Repairing my broken statue of Isis. Sort of reminds me of a scene from Lost http://t.co/k0n4X5Ev8V Sat Jan 11 22:17:14 +0000 2014
Holy crap… fish hunt birds! http://t.co/vv4YW0eoak #fb Sat Jan 11 21:22:58 +0000 2014
Didn’t think it was possible, but I got my Blue Yeti microphone to work with my Chromebook! Sat Jan 11 05:01:06 +0000 2014
Switching to the beta channel of my Chromebook. Pray for me… #fb Sat Jan 11 04:26:53 +0000 2014
Whoa. How much you think these cows can bench? http://t.co/lgQLbhwMws #fb Sat Jan 11 01:40:35 +0000 2014
The Hand of Zod http://t.co/ezmm6Um1pg #fb Sat Jan 11 01:28:23 +0000 2014
SCIENCE!! New evidence that plants get their energy using quantum entanglement http://t.co/H3slvLp2J7 #fb Sat Jan 11 01:26:54 +0000 2014
Watching @SpiderAnderson vs Carlos Newton from Pride days. Good times Sat Jan 11 01:00:43 +0000 2014
Taking advice of @SBNLukeThomas and watching “Pride: Body Blow” Fri Jan 10 23:52:27 +0000 2014
Just saw a dude on campus who looks like Sideshow Bob, complete with leggings #db Fri Jan 10 19:29:47 +0000 2014
Ironic that there’s a pussy on the cover http://t.co/537ZcsF2Zu Fri Jan 10 19:18:54 +0000 2014
They should hand these out in prison http://t.co/BHyO4osSwr Fri Jan 10 19:18:11 +0000 2014
At least the Australians are up front about their ingredients http://t.co/HxKOmZ1REP Fri Jan 10 19:17:22 +0000 2014
A book for toddlers… and their mommies http://t.co/uzvy1q02vD Fri Jan 10 19:16:41 +0000 2014
Finally, a book about me! http://t.co/dKjN9QWwD1 Fri Jan 10 19:16:05 +0000 2014
I’ve heard him called worse Fri Jan 10 19:07:43 +0000 2014
Sugar free? That’s not what that old man said… http://t.co/xbHA46vxIP Fri Jan 10 19:07:04 +0000 2014
my kind of game http://t.co/pLMdEO0iXL Fri Jan 10 19:06:20 +0000 2014
um… http://t.co/rn8BWsjFGr Fri Jan 10 19:02:40 +0000 2014
“Dude! Come on up, I just put some steaks on!” DON’T FALL FOR THIS!!! http://t.co/IWQN2wUDm0 Fri Jan 10 18:47:40 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is… getting to the front of the Tim Horton’s line before realizing you don’t have any money 🙁 #fb Fri Jan 10 18:31:04 +0000 2014
probably a university graduate http://t.co/OFvJnMAT8i Fri Jan 10 18:26:40 +0000 2014
Sweet Zod, it gets worse… http://t.co/bdRv4ZuqP8 Fri Jan 10 18:26:37 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 Totally unnecessary, but thank you very much for the card and gift! Fri Jan 10 15:37:14 +0000 2014
probably a university graduate http://t.co/vTRYSZa1ji Fri Jan 10 15:31:25 +0000 2014
2014 @csebsceb student conference at McMaster now accepting abstracts http://t.co/QO6X2cAxcj #fb Fri Jan 10 15:27:26 +0000 2014
Maybe Richard Vedder should have stayed with Pearl Jam. Wait, what? http://t.co/AqKq8kh5LA Fri Jan 10 15:15:03 +0000 2014
Sweet Zod, it gets worse… http://t.co/ooD84ag5BO Fri Jan 10 14:31:53 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/z5vTcW2PDm Introduction to Epidemiology – Bias Thu Jan 09 21:14:06 +0000 2014
The experiment is (mostly) a success! Today’s epidemiology. Still working out the audio bugs… https://t.co/LhiRSo84U9 Thu Jan 09 21:12:12 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Bias: http://t.co/z5vTcW2PDm via @YouTube Thu Jan 09 20:50:00 +0000 2014
test: http://t.co/JxxGmJrqPM via @YouTube Thu Jan 09 18:41:46 +0000 2014
No. http://t.co/OSAzH7zzS0 Thu Jan 09 17:49:55 +0000 2014
Another phrase to go in 2014: “It is what it is” #fb Thu Jan 09 15:10:16 +0000 2014
I already own 4 tablets I don’t use. But if you want a tablet & don’t want to spend a fortune, consider this company http://t.co/l8to4XcgrP Thu Jan 09 15:09:38 +0000 2014
Manufacturing outrage. Love it. http://t.co/G9FWGIwsgA #fb Thu Jan 09 08:32:14 +0000 2014
This can’t be hygienic http://t.co/S2RjI02ae0 #fb Thu Jan 09 08:30:53 +0000 2014
All the dudes who think they’re Jesus http://t.co/rnRYSdsrEU #fb Thu Jan 09 08:28:20 +0000 2014
Dog obituary http://t.co/pdgQVfuoMK Thu Jan 09 01:16:16 +0000 2014
Another phrase that must go in 2014: “Keepin’ it real” #fb Thu Jan 09 01:11:52 +0000 2014
Latest gifts from a (former) student, from Uganda http://t.co/CrDPI3goBK Thu Jan 09 00:55:43 +0000 2014
Holy crap. A photo of an exo-planet! (Yes, this is a remarkable achievement) http://t.co/fEqQELYN6M #fb Thu Jan 09 00:23:47 +0000 2014
How is this a human being? http://t.co/TrG3CHSbuo Wed Jan 08 17:52:48 +0000 2014
Sweet Zod, it gets worse… http://t.co/oo3mkOjsFg Wed Jan 08 15:59:20 +0000 2014
God hates flags #fb Wed Jan 08 14:45:33 +0000 2014
The mystery of the phantom farter at #UFC168 has been solved: it was cameraman number 4 http://t.co/lyQI2U5ExA #fb Wed Jan 08 14:40:45 +0000 2014
@EleniStyliani My educational efforts clearly extend beyond the classroom Wed Jan 08 03:39:19 +0000 2014
Popular dude http://t.co/9J45qDlZXP Wed Jan 08 03:38:42 +0000 2014
ha http://t.co/eBZWEatOai Tue Jan 07 23:30:17 +0000 2014
“Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral” -@BuckyIsotope #fb Tue Jan 07 23:14:47 +0000 2014
First epidemiology lecture done. I always look forward to teaching this class #fb Tue Jan 07 22:37:52 +0000 2014
Sweet Zod, it gets worse… http://t.co/a6MxyxopLr Tue Jan 07 20:19:43 +0000 2014
Latest gift from a student. Thanks @EleniStyliani http://t.co/nqGl10Y60h Tue Jan 07 18:58:51 +0000 2014
Hey it’s a start http://t.co/cjEhkVcAtX Tue Jan 07 10:07:33 +0000 2014
This shit must stop http://t.co/grc9COnTxH Tue Jan 07 08:23:45 +0000 2014
I know she’s light skinned and all, but….. http://t.co/z94iWNHUAz Tue Jan 07 08:19:59 +0000 2014
If I pour salt on the floor in my house, the only demand it attracts is the demand for me to clean it up. http://t.co/5VZNoQKsAY Mon Jan 06 21:28:03 +0000 2014
Just read that Russians Love men’s figure skating. This strikes me as quite ironic #fb Mon Jan 06 20:46:02 +0000 2014
You know, there’s a difference between satire and fake news. Some of these websites need to figure this out. #fb Mon Jan 06 20:44:09 +0000 2014
Why are teenage girls still saying “like” ever third word? Haven’t we cured that yet? #fb Mon Jan 06 20:39:30 +0000 2014
Ufc169 is gonna be crazy… #fb Mon Jan 06 20:22:33 +0000 2014
“comparing a man’s sexual thoughts to a woman’s is the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing one” – Larry Miller #fb Mon Jan 06 20:21:13 +0000 2014
The only downside to flying Porter is that they don’t start pouring the wine until after you’re in the air #fb Mon Jan 06 19:18:55 +0000 2014
On the plus side, I just got my own row, giant free. (and so did he) #fb Mon Jan 06 19:14:11 +0000 2014
I got up at 8am so I could take a 12:30pm flight lasting 45min. It’s past 2pm and we haven’t left yet. I should have driven. #fb Mon Jan 06 19:12:07 +0000 2014
Great. Now the giant next to me on the plane is farting #fb Mon Jan 06 18:54:31 +0000 2014
Just read: will there be a theological split between Scientologists over which is the least bad movie, Battlefield Earth or After Earth? #fb Mon Jan 06 18:53:21 +0000 2014
On Porter 259 to ottawa. If you look up, you might seem waving #fb Mon Jan 06 18:43:18 +0000 2014
Look, if you’re 8″ tall and 300lbs, don’t bring all your crap into the plane. You’re already enough carry-on #fb Mon Jan 06 18:41:56 +0000 2014
Worst part of a packed airport waiting room: the abundance of self-important “professionals” on their loud business calls #indoorvoice #fb Mon Jan 06 18:35:29 +0000 2014
A social analysis of P90X http://t.co/RYu9CRUeYK #fb Mon Jan 06 16:55:49 +0000 2014
If I pour salt on the floor in my house, the only demand it attracts is the demand for me to clean it up. http://t.co/GSm5ShrNAR Mon Jan 06 16:52:39 +0000 2014
“fantasy football is dungeons and dragons for jocks” #fb Mon Jan 06 16:31:52 +0000 2014
Ah, the joys – and inconveniences – of a high fibre diet #fb Mon Jan 06 15:22:39 +0000 2014
Autocorrect now knows to insert “Damn autocorrect” as soon as I type a “d” #fb Mon Jan 06 15:10:17 +0000 2014
I can’t be the only one who finds himself wondering about Tiger Mom’s sexually fetishes. This should be a TV show. On the adult channel #fb Mon Jan 06 14:00:26 +0000 2014
Just saw Seinfeld routine on TV Guide crossword puzzles. Do kids have any idea what TV Guide was? #fb Mon Jan 06 13:31:05 +0000 2014
Groggy eyed, I wake up to the news, “Steven Seagal to run for governor.” Am I still asleep? #fb Mon Jan 06 13:12:46 +0000 2014
The latest @csebsceb podast is live: an interview with Dr Gordon Guyatt http://t.co/ZnSF2l0NSP #fb Mon Jan 06 08:29:08 +0000 2014
Why does my spell-checker refuse to recognize “analyses” and “forego”? #fb Mon Jan 06 06:43:42 +0000 2014
Business Insider is one of the worst designed and most annoying websites I’ve seen so far this year #fb Mon Jan 06 04:17:49 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 don’t worry about it. it’ll get there. Mon Jan 06 03:54:24 +0000 2014
I would re-read The Lord of the Rings, but I don’t want it to become a Hobbit #fb Mon Jan 06 02:43:26 +0000 2014
Know what’s sad? The number of people who don’t realize that Starship Troopers (film, not book) was satire #fb Mon Jan 06 02:24:01 +0000 2014
The best science fiction films of all time http://t.co/vA44wbPzLA Sun Jan 05 22:21:34 +0000 2014
People on Facebook are posting about their “Chargers”. I assumed there was a sale on micro-USB cables and AC adapters. #noloveforsports #fb Sun Jan 05 21:15:27 +0000 2014
:0 “”Penis captivus” is a real condition, and it sounds awful” http://t.co/SGSFR8MlmZ #fb Sun Jan 05 20:21:22 +0000 2014
Hilarious GIF for UFC fans only http://t.co/dBWw20NdCq #fb Sun Jan 05 17:02:08 +0000 2014
Well this is awkward http://t.co/WQdrXRilFc #fb Sun Jan 05 07:13:47 +0000 2014
Though I am philosophically opposed to pro sports, I am fascinated by baseball, and have always loved the knuckleball http://t.co/o6UtvpzQbB Sat Jan 04 21:21:23 +0000 2014
If I pour salt on the floor in my house, the only demand it attracts is the demand for me to clean it up. http://t.co/29jMy0gi5u Sat Jan 04 21:12:38 +0000 2014
Weep for the children http://t.co/OdNyzaXjmx Sat Jan 04 21:09:07 +0000 2014
Whoa. This is some heavy shit. http://t.co/9QJpj6F0qB Sat Jan 04 20:54:39 +0000 2014
This is why I lift heavy, drink litres of coffee, and pop the Vit D and Zinc http://t.co/kELrdfjDtL #fb Sat Jan 04 16:35:25 +0000 2014
Oops forgot to watch ufc event from Singapore this morning. Can still catch main event… #fb Sat Jan 04 15:13:09 +0000 2014
@RedParrots thank you, madam Sat Jan 04 14:42:40 +0000 2014
Why do I find it easier to write a new manuscript than to simply revise a paper that has already been accepted? #fb Sat Jan 04 09:08:10 +0000 2014
I want to hear a frost quake! Someone make one for me. Now! #fb Sat Jan 04 08:41:36 +0000 2014
Best South Park episode I’ve seen in a while http://t.co/uz0JDLiRSg Sat Jan 04 08:17:36 +0000 2014
Not sure what to do first: write a mountain of reference letters, read a thesis, revise a manuscript, start a new one, or reply to email! Sat Jan 04 04:23:31 +0000 2014
Dignitaries behind the desk are wondering, “Who’s this nobody behind the podium?” (And how is his hair so fabulous?) http://t.co/1eBz7DrPlR Sat Jan 04 03:45:05 +0000 2014
Why didn’t I think of doing this study? http://t.co/k69sNALyxo #fb Sat Jan 04 03:10:42 +0000 2014
Potato chips and raw garlic. That’s a thing, right? #fb Sat Jan 04 02:25:34 +0000 2014
You mean I’ve got to stay up until 6:AM to watch the next UFC event? #fb Sat Jan 04 01:59:02 +0000 2014
Whenever someone makes reference to the “end product” I assume they’re talking about poop #fb Sat Jan 04 01:37:43 +0000 2014
UFC fighter Chris Leben posted this pic of his breakfast, and I suddenly have incredible envy pangs http://t.co/8FHaMyOOTT Fri Jan 03 23:21:58 +0000 2014
Nice to see @SpiderAnderson smiling again http://t.co/at4SfxbGcT #UFC168 Fri Jan 03 23:18:46 +0000 2014
Just had a successful student meeting with @EleniStyliani via Google Hangout. I may start doing my office hours virtually from now on! Fri Jan 03 21:46:03 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus, I’m now getting targeted ads for seniors’ dating sites! Auuugh!!! #fb Fri Jan 03 20:58:16 +0000 2014
Stupid kid names http://t.co/HiFJyPCmXM #fb Fri Jan 03 20:39:13 +0000 2014
Bill and Moya Lear (of LearJet fame) named their daughter Shanda. No joke. #fb Fri Jan 03 20:38:00 +0000 2014
I only just learned that Dr Martin Fleischmann of cold fusion fame died in 2012, and that there’s a movie: http://t.co/1bVVtt1Pnl #fb Fri Jan 03 19:01:30 +0000 2014
If the Avengers were pugs. Ha! http://t.co/8uyerCmMXi #fb Fri Jan 03 18:43:11 +0000 2014
Greatest animated GIF I’ve seen all year http://t.co/6OSZ0KRvwk #fb Fri Jan 03 18:42:13 +0000 2014
Accidental Chinese hipsters http://t.co/OYVTiGOViI Fri Jan 03 18:34:57 +0000 2014
Hungover owls. Ha! http://t.co/okP5qzTfJU #fb Fri Jan 03 18:32:53 +0000 2014
I’m glad he’s exonerated… but who names their kid “Kash Register”??? http://t.co/yQVs4W6UKT #fb Fri Jan 03 18:29:04 +0000 2014
I always feel the lunges more than I feel the squats. Ow. #fb Fri Jan 03 16:53:34 +0000 2014
If you tweet something stupid, don’t be surprised when people think you’re stupid http://t.co/HYD7BmIPpd #fb Fri Jan 03 05:33:45 +0000 2014
This shit has got to STOP http://t.co/xpRoxj85Or Fri Jan 03 04:55:45 +0000 2014
“Is this really the face of Bigfoot?” Looks like Rupert from Survivor http://t.co/UNB3Uhee1Y #fb Fri Jan 03 03:07:54 +0000 2014
Those who don’t see the problem with this are same people who don’t see the problem in wearing a sari for Hallowe’en http://t.co/iA8S3fMNre Fri Jan 03 00:12:17 +0000 2014
Should an employer be able to fire you for an offensive tweet? http://t.co/lfnpOaqKEK Thu Jan 02 23:35:44 +0000 2014
What’s more disappointing: SI for doing this racist shoot, or idiot commenters who can’t see why it’s offensive http://t.co/iA8S3fMNre #fb Thu Jan 02 22:09:34 +0000 2014
Vintage racist ads http://t.co/XLLFpdKDL9 #fb Thu Jan 02 21:43:26 +0000 2014
Is Google racist? http://t.co/xTWCwdZq7a Thu Jan 02 21:42:31 +0000 2014
Really, Australia? Get your shit together. http://t.co/w6YP2xB5bD Thu Jan 02 21:41:40 +0000 2014
Wow. http://t.co/ihH71Xkxvk Thu Jan 02 20:59:55 +0000 2014
#irony http://t.co/D2tKKwoVnP Thu Jan 02 20:33:48 +0000 2014
New year, new brands of idiocy http://t.co/OUiNBOcQ3k Thu Jan 02 20:32:05 +0000 2014
All right, people waiting for email replies from me. I intend to get to reply to all of them within the next 24 hours! #fb Thu Jan 02 20:22:36 +0000 2014
Um, that was supposed to be Isaac Asimov, not Isaac Asian. Fucking autocorrect. #fb Thu Jan 02 20:02:37 +0000 2014
Why the anti-vaccination movement might be creating a world of more dangerous viruses http://t.co/ahdEljIB5M #fb Thu Jan 02 20:00:13 +0000 2014
My science fiction hero, Isaac Asian, predicted what 2014 would look like http://t.co/HJgK3wQKpE #fb Thu Jan 02 19:58:09 +0000 2014
Know what I want for 2014? A Jurassic Park movie with no kids in it #fb Thu Jan 02 19:46:55 +0000 2014
Check out the re-design and re-launch of my science fiction site, Skiffy — http://t.co/jzwFez7YzL Thu Jan 02 08:15:08 +0000 2014
I could watch this for hours http://t.co/pthhYdhBmt #fb Thu Jan 02 06:31:55 +0000 2014
So Comedy Central’s Roast marathon is just the same 4 episodes on a continuous loop #notimpressed #fb Thu Jan 02 05:00:58 +0000 2014
From now on, I will refer to New Year’s Eve as “miniskirt night.” And no, not because I wore one. (But, damn, it was comfy.) #fb Wed Jan 01 23:01:18 +0000 2014
My new year’s resolution is to not read any FB posts that require me to click on “See more” Wed Jan 01 22:57:40 +0000 2014
From @OphiraG Capt Picard sings Let It Snow (for @RedParrots ) https://t.co/nR5P0hxcck Wed Jan 01 22:56:15 +0000 2014
Launch of Deonandia 4.0 http://t.co/zjX4iJWmgQ Wed Jan 01 21:54:55 +0000 2014
My Facebook profile pics from 2013 http://t.co/Tb7xgQUlmr #fb Wed Jan 01 21:40:53 +0000 2014
Keep it gay http://t.co/XmSc7MR908 #shatner Wed Jan 01 19:20:19 +0000 2014
“Andy Dick ‘s sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys” #fb Wed Jan 01 18:59:57 +0000 2014
Shatner #fb Wed Jan 01 18:50:35 +0000 2014
I would accept as an axiom that movies about baseball are universally enjoyable #fb Wed Jan 01 18:21:35 +0000 2014
Beads are weird http://t.co/7M5bqCblqf #fb Wed Jan 01 08:34:50 +0000 2014
First heard about this experiment on QI. Didn’t realize it had finally finished! http://t.co/NIPI5xsfpq #fb Wed Jan 01 08:32:08 +0000 2014