Twitter Tweets from 2014-2-1 to 2014-3-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-2-1 to 2014-3-16, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Nice view. But I wouldn’t be able to get over the spelling error. http://t.co/lwqlgttRcB Sun Mar 16 06:49:14 +0000 2014
Chris Farley #reincarnation http://t.co/Ido7Ml7ClO Sun Mar 16 06:43:13 +0000 2014
So they play techno music between fights? This isn’t Holland #UFC171 Sun Mar 16 03:53:58 +0000 2014
I know it’s not a popular position, but I’m in it for Lawler #UFC171 Sun Mar 16 03:52:51 +0000 2014
@MrEpid wondering exactly the same thing Sun Mar 16 02:59:14 +0000 2014
RT @MrEpid: What is a Dynamic Fastener and why are they sponsoring #UFC171? Sun Mar 16 02:59:00 +0000 2014
RT @MMARoasted: Anthony Pettis just injured himself while waving to the crowd. #UFC171 Sun Mar 16 02:58:17 +0000 2014
Someone’s in need of some kegel exercises http://t.co/2tVh0Jvqme Sat Mar 15 22:26:51 +0000 2014
When I’m 71, I hope I’m also known for my Dick Power http://t.co/Z4aiaQSPFB Sat Mar 15 21:56:54 +0000 2014
@dmosher626 the cat hasn’t complained yet about the shower sex Sat Mar 15 21:43:03 +0000 2014
How tiring is a house cat’s life that it has to sleep 20 hours a day? Staring out the window and crapping in a box must be exhausting #fb Sat Mar 15 21:17:59 +0000 2014
Just heard in a documentary: “When Herschel first glimpsed Uranus…” Yes, I snickered. #fb Sat Mar 15 20:40:55 +0000 2014
Beware the Ides of March, bitches http://t.co/q62me8OOGX Sat Mar 15 20:37:56 +0000 2014
How were the muffins? “Rough.” http://t.co/wmGTtQGqRz Sat Mar 15 19:45:40 +0000 2014
Looking up Tiger Mom’s real name and… http://t.co/o7tTiIVHpx Sat Mar 15 19:00:44 +0000 2014
Yes. http://t.co/LugIsbdItU Sat Mar 15 18:36:24 +0000 2014
@SethMacFarlane : “[Cosmos] isn’t about the division between science and faith” Tiger Mom: [makes a face] Seth: “The fuck you laughing at?” Sat Mar 15 17:00:28 +0000 2014
Tiger Mom vs Cougar Mom http://t.co/ubE4qYrNUO Sat Mar 15 16:45:47 +0000 2014
Man, I miss the 80s #fb Fri Mar 14 20:46:40 +0000 2014
What should students call their professors? (I encourage mine to call me “M’Lord”) http://t.co/KXQbL7VB6k #fb Fri Mar 14 19:41:08 +0000 2014
Insert “hole in one” joke here. http://t.co/TcoquTly0S Fri Mar 14 19:26:39 +0000 2014
Deal with it http://t.co/ipEJd5V0MN Fri Mar 14 18:25:02 +0000 2014
Apparently tomorrow is the @uottawa open house http://t.co/pPBILv7VXn #fb Fri Mar 14 13:57:05 +0000 2014
Got a Hogwarts spell to cure erectile disfunction: “Wangardium Levioso!” #fb Fri Mar 14 13:52:42 +0000 2014
No http://t.co/Z8FCtbj0pF Fri Mar 14 12:39:42 +0000 2014
The left out the colon after “Destinee” http://t.co/QpQwyFpGje Fri Mar 14 12:29:49 +0000 2014
At some point in their lives, many men find the need for a little Charity Beaver. Be generous. http://t.co/fEIfhdNvQ7 Fri Mar 14 12:19:55 +0000 2014
No. http://t.co/asmZJjArXc Fri Mar 14 12:18:07 +0000 2014
No http://t.co/i2VoLqlLMs Fri Mar 14 12:14:43 +0000 2014
Best. Name. Ever. http://t.co/QjOsYOIvD3 Fri Mar 14 12:10:43 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Randomization: http://t.co/S3kCDFmfGV via @YouTube Thu Mar 13 18:54:02 +0000 2014
An Introduction to International Health: An Interdisciplinary Perspective http://t.co/g7OT7oXpZw #fb Thu Mar 13 17:50:46 +0000 2014
Free online science courses! http://t.co/6OhveXGZJ6 #fb Thu Mar 13 17:12:31 +0000 2014
Interesting looking (free?) online course about data analysis https://t.co/KOyDgGIusU #fb Thu Mar 13 17:12:11 +0000 2014
Sometimes the camera sees through to the soul http://t.co/DigAgSn8wJ Thu Mar 13 14:41:00 +0000 2014
A little foreshadowing of Bieber’s prison future http://t.co/2tYbq9Lpls Thu Mar 13 11:49:12 +0000 2014
Turns out Mississippi really, really likes gay porn http://t.co/fMHiV425hk #fb Thu Mar 13 04:48:43 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/pqvCbZjsQV #fb Thu Mar 13 04:43:59 +0000 2014
NSA Masquerades as Facebook to Infect Millions of Computers with Malware http://t.co/iCfUPTtQ5U #fb Thu Mar 13 04:42:33 +0000 2014
Cat beheaviours that are actually evil http://t.co/BMsK8C5TnI Thu Mar 13 01:20:41 +0000 2014
What do you call an Italian-American actor who doesn’t dance? “No tango De Niro” #rimshot #fb Thu Mar 13 00:50:34 +0000 2014
Why do polar bears like igloos? Because they’re hard & crunchy on the outside, and soft & chewy on the inside #fb Thu Mar 13 00:25:47 +0000 2014
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD: I’m calling it now. They’re doing the secret invasion storyline #fb Wed Mar 12 20:08:51 +0000 2014
Just ate a brie, hummus, salsa, and red pepper omelet. Still alive. So far, so good. #fb Wed Mar 12 19:11:12 +0000 2014
Probably not good for your burgeoning MMA career if your Mom jumps in the cage to defend you http://t.co/RWuBiZrjiL #fb Wed Mar 12 19:08:39 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is: cutting your finger on a can of frickin’ CAT FOOD, and the damn thing won’t stop bleeding. It would suck to die of this. #fb Wed Mar 12 18:11:09 +0000 2014
Always be prepared http://t.co/ptoZACmFqJ Wed Mar 12 18:08:11 +0000 2014
Next time you eat a gummy bear, remember that this is what it looks like inside http://t.co/FSt9l5uW9m Wed Mar 12 16:51:31 +0000 2014
We don’t need overly honest menus http://t.co/Z5F6LQxnri Wed Mar 12 16:16:32 +0000 2014
Remember those missing hikers in Eastern Europe? http://t.co/ufJ9ly0etl Wed Mar 12 16:15:10 +0000 2014
How much you want to bet this guy is Russian? http://t.co/z19pfndrt1 Wed Mar 12 16:10:10 +0000 2014
About to talk to low income high school students about careers in science. Lesson one: don’t come for my job; I will cut you #fb Wed Mar 12 14:11:50 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/7Z64vTXJDT #fb Wed Mar 12 10:47:37 +0000 2014
Seems legit http://t.co/PKCS1QeY8w Wed Mar 12 10:40:58 +0000 2014
My Edited Video: http://t.co/tedxcqy6ts via @YouTube Wed Mar 12 07:26:07 +0000 2014
Seems legit http://t.co/xZLsRE67Ve Wed Mar 12 05:23:39 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/WXgPckUN5B #fb Wed Mar 12 04:36:25 +0000 2014
For @KyleRyc http://t.co/XvkCTQuHVU Tue Mar 11 21:57:47 +0000 2014
part 2: http://t.co/SYMGT7ktSc via @YouTube Tue Mar 11 21:37:14 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Experiments: http://t.co/0b8scktUAT via @YouTube Tue Mar 11 21:01:12 +0000 2014
At five degrees, the temperature has finally exceeded my education. Booyah! #fb Tue Mar 11 17:43:49 +0000 2014
Brilliant: dubbing Benny Hill music over ravers http://t.co/umnlOVDBiY Tue Mar 11 17:34:00 +0000 2014
Sometimes the camera sees through to the soul http://t.co/b3xV00ZC3f Tue Mar 11 16:14:51 +0000 2014
I really don’t want to see the Bing version http://t.co/as2J4ZKRzr Tue Mar 11 12:36:34 +0000 2014
ZOMG #Futurama is real! http://t.co/qJwVr91RNX Tue Mar 11 12:02:32 +0000 2014
#fail http://t.co/gSIeVPBaLZ Tue Mar 11 12:01:44 +0000 2014
Nailed it http://t.co/xI6jnIbdx2 Tue Mar 11 12:01:04 +0000 2014
Seems legit http://t.co/0l7vyG7URo Tue Mar 11 12:00:08 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/7A6WRZRNN9 #fb Tue Mar 11 11:59:26 +0000 2014
#sigh http://t.co/EJbMrNWq1B Tue Mar 11 04:34:11 +0000 2014
How to explain things to the stupid http://t.co/oxVPcSbTnr Tue Mar 11 04:31:58 +0000 2014
Family calls 911 to save them from a…. house cat http://t.co/AiyBQWmYZT #fb Tue Mar 11 04:26:23 +0000 2014
I can haz Lois Lane? http://t.co/EQDkJHkN5D Tue Mar 11 04:13:04 +0000 2014
I want to bring in a dog to eat the cat poop. But then how to get rid of the dog poop? There must be a closed ecology solution… #fb Tue Mar 11 02:35:54 +0000 2014
Sloppy rear naked choke. She needs to sink her heels into cat’s hips for proper leverage. When will these kids learn? http://t.co/CyKNOYDr5J Tue Mar 11 01:08:59 +0000 2014
home http://t.co/Fug3dJirqc Tue Mar 11 01:06:02 +0000 2014
Just like in prison! http://t.co/1Oj8uOTSme Tue Mar 11 01:05:12 +0000 2014
If you’re still not clear on why everyone wants to roundhouse kick Bieber in his nards, watch this. http://t.co/5eYpL9q1T0 #fb Tue Mar 11 00:53:26 +0000 2014
Op-Ed Writing for Epidemiologists & Biostatisticians – A Free Webinar for CSEB Members http://t.co/oG96woYWXE #fb Mon Mar 10 20:21:37 +0000 2014
“School teacher shows sex tape of herself to middle school class by mistake.” Come on, we’ve all been there. http://t.co/gjbfkAubSi Mon Mar 10 20:09:30 +0000 2014
The @RISSIJHS (our student-run peer-reviewed science journal) has just started a blog. This is their first post. http://t.co/zaMIL6uRJj Mon Mar 10 18:52:15 +0000 2014
Sometimes the camera sees through to the soul http://t.co/M6OQaR3mOX Mon Mar 10 18:25:26 +0000 2014
Why does one get away with something “Scot free”? Is there a lot of a free stuff in Scotland? #fb Mon Mar 10 17:48:01 +0000 2014
Ottawa, bitches #fb Mon Mar 10 17:45:45 +0000 2014
On Porter 259 to Ottawa. I’ll be back on my office in 2 hours. So don’t try any funny stuff. #fb Mon Mar 10 16:30:42 +0000 2014
I don’t know why Strombolopopotamus doing Hockey Night in Canada is news worthy of dominating my Facebook feed Mon Mar 10 16:04:08 +0000 2014
“Excuse me, sir, you’ve been ‘randomly’ selected for additional security screening.” Oh really? What a surprise #sameoldsameold #fb Mon Mar 10 16:01:27 +0000 2014
meanwhile at walmart… http://t.co/QkiKolDw9k Mon Mar 10 13:15:57 +0000 2014
:O http://t.co/AlqCYOyNFU Mon Mar 10 13:14:47 +0000 2014
Today’s other animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Whmcj9EgTz #fb Mon Mar 10 13:12:08 +0000 2014
Today’s animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Ey2YqzZWyq #fb Mon Mar 10 12:48:12 +0000 2014
Today’s animated GIF of the day http://t.co/63lXPiBk4S #fb Mon Mar 10 06:12:04 +0000 2014
Hey people in the USA, apparently you can get the entire Cosmos series for free on Amazon video. As far as I can tell http://t.co/Enwj2IqKh3 Mon Mar 10 05:54:56 +0000 2014
Will be very interested to see the viewer demographics of the new Cosmos series #fb Mon Mar 10 05:35:38 +0000 2014
It’s always so disappointing hearing dumb people speak with gorgeous upscale British accents #fb Mon Mar 10 05:29:01 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie ha Mon Mar 10 05:23:31 +0000 2014
Health sciences research assistant position in London, ON http://t.co/4azhTIfBrO #fb Mon Mar 10 04:39:46 +0000 2014
“There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask those questions.” #fb Mon Mar 10 04:11:34 +0000 2014
this is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying http://t.co/yvJbtFJZw4 Mon Mar 10 03:05:31 +0000 2014
My review of #CosmosASpacetimeOdyssey with @neiltyson http://t.co/HtYtXovrPd Mon Mar 10 03:03:07 +0000 2014
@rmaculate @neiltyson me too, buddy Mon Mar 10 03:01:43 +0000 2014
My review of the new “Cosmos” http://t.co/tjscceOILV Mon Mar 10 02:39:14 +0000 2014
The Family Guy episode just prior to the first episode of Cosmos in 35 years is about…. shitting one’s pants. Great. #fb Mon Mar 10 00:34:05 +0000 2014
“Teens can’t control their urges. That’s why there’s never been a teenage President.” -Homer (Simpson) #fb Mon Mar 10 00:15:57 +0000 2014
Homer: “Sideshow Bob!” Bob: “Dr Sideshow Bob” Homer: “Real doctor or PhD?” #sigh #fb Mon Mar 10 00:08:33 +0000 2014
Don’t miss the new Cosmos tonight. Will it feature Jedi scientists riding dinosaurs? Duh. http://t.co/4gRscwNYxQ Sun Mar 09 23:51:45 +0000 2014
you’re what’s wrong with the world http://t.co/EC1B4NQDVL Sun Mar 09 23:47:58 +0000 2014
Not amused http://t.co/McLy176kgT Sun Mar 09 23:24:27 +0000 2014
Spacecat on mushrooms http://t.co/1vxWd7biWW Sun Mar 09 20:23:07 +0000 2014
If fonts were dogs http://t.co/AiNdJRCdym Sun Mar 09 20:21:00 +0000 2014
One way to save on toilet paper… http://t.co/F5Ij6WDksY Sun Mar 09 20:08:10 +0000 2014
More Google Hangout student meetings scheduled for this afternoon. Man, I love this technology. I’m never going to my office AGAIN #fb Sun Mar 09 17:23:41 +0000 2014
After much study, I conclude that the Internet was invented for porn, conspiracy theorists, racists, and cats #fb Sun Mar 09 16:53:11 +0000 2014
“When I was a kid, we didn’t have remote. We had to hate something bad enough to walk that 5 feet to change the channel.” -Ellen Sun Mar 09 15:09:40 +0000 2014
So. The NSA has a site just for kids. Creepy. http://t.co/VlVeDeNMr0 #fb Sat Mar 08 23:58:07 +0000 2014
Hipster olympics http://t.co/th2gdG7uvA #fb Sat Mar 08 23:45:20 +0000 2014
You know, it’s “derring-do” not “daring do” #grammarnazi #fb Sat Mar 08 23:03:02 +0000 2014
Re-watching “John Carter” and can’t get over that the story was written over 100 years ago #fb Sat Mar 08 22:11:15 +0000 2014
How English sounds to non-English speakers http://t.co/TStRdUDmCN #fb Sat Mar 08 20:59:58 +0000 2014
Cat vs dinosaur. http://t.co/RY6cwgTn7I #fb Sat Mar 08 20:46:29 +0000 2014
Our minds are one. Our thoughts are….. one. http://t.co/5lOjMlpThd Sat Mar 08 20:37:43 +0000 2014
This is why Bruce Wayne was likely home schooled http://t.co/1P3pLtLYhO Sat Mar 08 20:37:22 +0000 2014
Today’s animated GIF of the day: Ruuuuuunnnn! http://t.co/3uIyzhHlUm #fb Sat Mar 08 20:30:01 +0000 2014
So, that third “Mummy” movie… how can two people in their 30s have a son who’s also in his 30s? #fb Sat Mar 08 20:14:46 +0000 2014
Day after leg day is yoga day. Day after that is agony day. #fb Sat Mar 08 20:10:22 +0000 2014
Just re-read ‘The Gripping Hand”, a book I’ve read twice before #fb Sat Mar 08 19:57:05 +0000 2014
Tutoring opportunities for grad students in Ottawa http://t.co/swi8Uwi8aC #fb Sat Mar 08 18:01:48 +0000 2014
What I learned today: the actor who played “J Peterman” on Sienfeld, helped the actual J Peterman buy back the rights to his name #fb Sat Mar 08 17:53:06 +0000 2014
So how did “how come” get to be synonymous with “why”? #fb Sat Mar 08 17:24:03 +0000 2014
Dunno if this is true but… @RBC is donating $1 to @UNACanada for every tweet using #rbcIWD #fb Sat Mar 08 17:20:39 +0000 2014
Seinfeld overdose. Not checking my email, so don’t even think about it #fb Sat Mar 08 17:19:14 +0000 2014
“In my home. My home, Elaine! Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys.” #fb Sat Mar 08 16:51:40 +0000 2014
Today’s fun fact: the peanut is indigenous to South America… But today’s biggest producers are China and India #fb Sat Mar 08 16:44:41 +0000 2014
Interesting that I’ve seen all of these except #26 and #13 http://t.co/IOPwPQdERb #fb Sat Mar 08 05:35:23 +0000 2014
So this is why United double books seats http://t.co/0CaVq1oHFe Sat Mar 08 03:47:39 +0000 2014
Fuck. Now I have wear glasses even while just watching TV. Might as well retire now. #fb Sat Mar 08 03:15:13 +0000 2014
It must suck to be a krill #fb Sat Mar 08 02:33:06 +0000 2014
I’m seeing cats everywhere in my periphery #fb Sat Mar 08 02:32:55 +0000 2014
Just had another great student meeting via Google Hangout. Man, I love this technology #fb Fri Mar 07 21:34:07 +0000 2014
Sweet Zod. So tired. #fb Fri Mar 07 21:02:04 +0000 2014
@jpli18 no Tuesday is buck a shuck night http://t.co/x2PdzXLeEP Fri Mar 07 19:23:19 +0000 2014
Yep just saw a white guy in shorts on the middle of winter in downtown Toronto. There’s always at least one. #fb Fri Mar 07 19:16:31 +0000 2014
The view of frozen Toronto from the island airport ferry http://t.co/kCSGPQ4v5u Fri Mar 07 17:20:57 +0000 2014
A lot of dead birds frozen into the ice of Lake Ontario http://t.co/lsE5yFMbN1 Fri Mar 07 17:20:24 +0000 2014
It’s no coincidence that hipster rhymes with Hitler #fb Fri Mar 07 17:08:40 +0000 2014
Judging from the wardrobe on my flight, it’s yoga pants day in Toronto #fb Fri Mar 07 17:07:42 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Mar 07 16:55:11 +0000 2014
Never happy when the flight attendant greets me as “Doctor”. No, I’m just a PhD and can’t help if someone has a heart attack! #fb Fri Mar 07 15:50:00 +0000 2014
Call for Abstracts – UOHS 2014 Research Poster Competition https://t.co/d5w7lxlSgH Fri Mar 07 06:09:16 +0000 2014
Call for judges for 2014 Epidemiology Research Day –grad students welcome https://t.co/r6cxDS7g9B Fri Mar 07 05:53:52 +0000 2014
Call for Volunteers – April 5 – Epidemiology Research Day https://t.co/udo9HmmY07 Fri Mar 07 05:48:37 +0000 2014
I’m calling it now. The next annoying thing fucking hipsters will do is start riding old-timey bicycles http://t.co/I02DqeuSDg Fri Mar 07 00:20:11 +0000 2014
Today’s (other) animated GIF of the day http://t.co/ylQelW5eD2 #fb Fri Mar 07 00:14:14 +0000 2014
What I learned today: There is no “The” in Ukraine anymore. Thu Mar 06 21:57:48 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc I left out the vowels Thu Mar 06 21:06:09 +0000 2014
Today I made a student lick a 9 volt battery #fb Thu Mar 06 21:05:51 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Attack Rate: http://t.co/hOed18m9O5 via @YouTube Thu Mar 06 20:35:11 +0000 2014
That’s right. I finished today’s 90 minute lecture in 30 minutes. It’s called efficiency. #fb Thu Mar 06 20:21:12 +0000 2014
A student just now: “Will you be YouTubing your lecture? I’d rather watch it from the library than come to class.” That makes two of us #fb Thu Mar 06 19:11:15 +0000 2014
The lost Star Trek episode http://t.co/L71sa7jeIn Thu Mar 06 18:11:55 +0000 2014
Sometimes the camera sees through to the soul http://t.co/G0SAb0BSnC Thu Mar 06 17:28:32 +0000 2014
Yes. So much yes. https://t.co/kM2F8G0OO2 Thu Mar 06 17:15:37 +0000 2014
My number of Youtube subscribers just dropped by >65% #fb Thu Mar 06 15:39:59 +0000 2014
Kurt Vonnegut on the shape of stories http://t.co/IRcqkot2jx Thu Mar 06 15:35:26 +0000 2014
UOttawa’s “EPI 5180 International Health and Development” course runs May 13-Aug 5. For more info: maria DOT cannataro AT uottawa DOT ca #fb Thu Mar 06 15:33:45 +0000 2014
I think he meant to spell “excretions” http://t.co/ICeNpko6Oj Thu Mar 06 14:20:04 +0000 2014
#irony http://t.co/7qcvzIIZdU Thu Mar 06 14:18:09 +0000 2014
Now we’re talkin’ http://t.co/rcWJEEQYF1 Thu Mar 06 14:15:54 +0000 2014
32 years ago today, Ayn Rand died. Too bad her stupid ideas didn’t die with her. #fb Thu Mar 06 12:47:02 +0000 2014
On this day, 144 years ago, Dmitri Mendeleev presented the first periodic table to the Russian Chemical Society #fb Thu Mar 06 12:45:32 +0000 2014
“As a guerrilla war rages aross the Zimbabwe countryside…” Uh, that is not what my book is about http://t.co/Tg0YlQHmTg Thu Mar 06 12:25:55 +0000 2014
The next live Epidemiology lecture: https://t.co/Y3V18St454 Thu Mar 06 04:57:39 +0000 2014
Sometimes a newspaper answers its own question http://t.co/8eLH6r3rd3 Thu Mar 06 04:46:42 +0000 2014
Uhoh. First incidence (that I know of) of an MMA fighter dying due injuries sustained in the bout http://t.co/rapL39put2 #fb Wed Mar 05 22:27:55 +0000 2014
Now you put the dollar bill in the g-string… http://t.co/c9xporfv1x Wed Mar 05 22:09:36 +0000 2014
Car rides http://t.co/uaIOmanUd3 Wed Mar 05 19:08:33 +0000 2014
Low carb, gluten-free bread http://t.co/SKjH3L3JQO Wed Mar 05 19:06:46 +0000 2014
One of the most productive changes I made this year was moving all my teaching and research files to @googledrive #fb Wed Mar 05 19:04:21 +0000 2014
Damn. Munk debates are sold out! I wanted to attend this one. https://t.co/aacolteYh6 #fb Wed Mar 05 18:36:14 +0000 2014
“Just walk away. This does not concern you.” http://t.co/XZoyHOFuE9 Wed Mar 05 18:09:48 +0000 2014
Today’s animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Y0jRx0rlk5 #fb Wed Mar 05 17:31:11 +0000 2014
Agents of SHIELD. So… was that a Kree? #fb Wed Mar 05 17:17:24 +0000 2014
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. http://t.co/Qwv89Vc6iq Wed Mar 05 16:29:23 +0000 2014
ZOMG Bill Kristol is an idiot #fb Wed Mar 05 15:42:54 +0000 2014
Good news! http://t.co/l0oDMA8qn8 Wed Mar 05 15:41:40 +0000 2014
@SethMacFarlane is the executive producer of the new Cosmos series? Um…. cool? #fb Wed Mar 05 14:50:12 +0000 2014
Gentlemen, I have seen my next challenge. And let me assure you, it shall be conquered. http://t.co/ufS50WRHGL Wed Mar 05 13:32:34 +0000 2014
I have access to a cat and a laser pen. Now I need another cat. http://t.co/9owG0nCsj1 Wed Mar 05 13:31:13 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I do everything on purpose Wed Mar 05 03:14:52 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 they be Hellacious Wed Mar 05 01:21:20 +0000 2014
Overheard from one female grad student to another: “Are you bringing your onesie to this weekend?” #fb Tue Mar 04 23:51:12 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 alcohol is a mind expanding drug Tue Mar 04 23:45:27 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I need to set a good example of hedonism Tue Mar 04 23:14:31 +0000 2014
Someone needs to create a Venn diagram for “burrito”, “shwarma” and “wrap” #fb Tue Mar 04 20:06:05 +0000 2014
How I introduce myself at thesis defences: “If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon You.” Tue Mar 04 18:42:51 +0000 2014
“Just walk away. This does not concern you.” http://t.co/JsruLidcPt Tue Mar 04 18:09:03 +0000 2014
Homemade chili dogs : gourmet or ghetto? http://t.co/eaMGNaDQSn Tue Mar 04 16:43:56 +0000 2014
The first legal alcoholic drink at Cafe nostalgica wince November #fb http://t.co/jWH6pwqjwH Tue Mar 04 16:43:50 +0000 2014
Hey, today is Mardi Gras! #fb Tue Mar 04 14:50:37 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie *blush* Tue Mar 04 14:50:19 +0000 2014
The next live Epidemiology lecture is today at 4pm EST https://t.co/MicWe8gSvN Tue Mar 04 14:08:50 +0000 2014
Those farm kids start young http://t.co/qkuYDMGLba Tue Mar 04 12:09:11 +0000 2014
that’s the way we like to fax http://t.co/m5DvtzcTo3 Tue Mar 04 11:45:19 +0000 2014
Guess which one owned the laptop? http://t.co/Gm4kMat6gq Tue Mar 04 11:44:27 +0000 2014
Racist bears http://t.co/XnQDXkpKqR Tue Mar 04 11:43:43 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/81v6CjdlBS #fb Tue Mar 04 11:38:35 +0000 2014
“Neil deGrasse Tyson explains why the new Cosmos matters so much” http://t.co/XquGe2C8i2 #fb Tue Mar 04 02:38:50 +0000 2014
University of Ottawa suspends men’s varsity hockey program http://t.co/c9is73DCGh #fb Mon Mar 03 17:28:57 +0000 2014
I see people have been waiting for my replies to emails for several days. Sorry. I will get to them. Eventually. #fb Mon Mar 03 16:56:17 +0000 2014
Looking forward to judging the mock Parliamentary presentations of our Population Health PhD students this afternoon #fb Mon Mar 03 16:54:32 +0000 2014
“Just walk away. This does not concern you.” http://t.co/uDZ4a7Ks5D Mon Mar 03 15:59:27 +0000 2014
Cat sleeps through dishwashing, loud TV, coughs, farts & burps, but startles awake if someone walks in flipflops in a condo 6 units over #fb Mon Mar 03 14:47:53 +0000 2014
Holy crap. I’m 3 years OLDER than Rob Ford #fb Mon Mar 03 14:42:19 +0000 2014
Now this is a new kind of scam… http://t.co/0vZHMnJH0g Mon Mar 03 14:28:15 +0000 2014
500 ways to make a yoga mat sandwich http://t.co/GjcNjnAhwS #fb Mon Mar 03 14:09:02 +0000 2014
Google vs Bing http://t.co/Q2iKP2q7Gl Mon Mar 03 12:28:07 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/iGWTyFYeAI #fb Mon Mar 03 12:22:30 +0000 2014
http://t.co/85kKySEtf4 Mon Mar 03 12:15:55 +0000 2014
Nailed it http://t.co/IMr7pHATUC Mon Mar 03 12:03:39 +0000 2014
Kill it! Kill it with fire! http://t.co/1Y2xWufhfU Mon Mar 03 11:48:27 +0000 2014
Behold, the most powerless man in the world http://t.co/CaHNNeTrWV Mon Mar 03 11:47:47 +0000 2014
Interesting story about Andy Kauffman. I miss “Taxi”. Sort of. https://t.co/mLRZ7cvTHl #fb Sun Mar 02 01:36:41 +0000 2014
Nice to see my academic work satisfying Middle Eastern fetishes http://t.co/ged8kcaTc1 Sun Mar 02 00:44:31 +0000 2014
If you enjoy your cola through a straw, are you a coke sucker? #fb Sun Mar 02 00:15:58 +0000 2014
A volcano is a big stinky ash hole #fb Sat Mar 01 22:33:05 +0000 2014
Fun fact: Coca Cola was accidentally invented when John Pemberton tried to cure a headache by combining coca leaves and cola nuts #fb Sat Mar 01 21:05:24 +0000 2014
What I learned today: The word “velcro” is a combination of “velvet” and “crochet” #fb Sat Mar 01 21:02:53 +0000 2014
I know there’s a cat in my home because my mouse pad is now hairy #fb Sat Mar 01 20:26:12 +0000 2014
35 years ago, “Cosmos” inspired me to become a scientist and educator. It starts again next week… https://t.co/vOZRMyNtCF Sat Mar 01 19:03:49 +0000 2014
When walking your pets, you have to let them sniff other animals to assess dominance and hierarchy http://t.co/GTlta4j65f Sat Mar 01 18:44:37 +0000 2014
Best animated GIF of the week http://t.co/qXbHpj9ktt #fb Sat Mar 01 18:38:21 +0000 2014
Is this what the new Taco Bell breakfast is gonna look like? http://t.co/oildeUKKbS Sat Mar 01 18:36:44 +0000 2014
Still better than Miley Cyrus http://t.co/zxJdB7QkYp Sat Mar 01 18:30:18 +0000 2014
Beginning my Saturday with some Iron Maiden https://t.co/DpyOjVDebT #fb Sat Mar 01 18:12:22 +0000 2014
I fear that Victoria’s Secret might be her penis #fb Sat Mar 01 16:53:21 +0000 2014
White wine and ginger ale? Who am I to say nay to such innovation? #fb Sat Mar 01 02:06:09 +0000 2014
I can’t really enjoy my p0rn when there’s a cat watching me #fb Fri Feb 28 21:49:06 +0000 2014
“Just walk away. This does not concern you.” http://t.co/8Q3sJY6Dfl Fri Feb 28 18:48:02 +0000 2014
4 month paid placement beginning May ’14 in NW Ont, community-led health promotion programming in. Apply by March 10 http://t.co/2efFaaQxvA Fri Feb 28 17:15:08 +0000 2014
After a big carby breakfast, I feel waffle #fb Fri Feb 28 16:39:17 +0000 2014
Is she named for the drink or the profession? http://t.co/zqE074OXoh Fri Feb 28 16:36:38 +0000 2014
“Lyoto Machida replaces Vitor Belfort in UFC 173 main event against Chris Weidman” this is getting weird http://t.co/LYCgf8eGbw Fri Feb 28 12:22:31 +0000 2014
I’ll be lecturing to the Dept of Family Medicine today at the Bruyere Centre at 8:AM (gasp!) See you all there #fb Fri Feb 28 05:49:04 +0000 2014
I put the Ray in interraycial #fb Fri Feb 28 03:20:49 +0000 2014
Footage of the last thylacine, an excellent example of convergent evolution http://t.co/cpuQXmiyKb #fb Thu Feb 27 21:52:56 +0000 2014
Is she named for the drink or the profession? http://t.co/E15nDxbdDN Thu Feb 27 20:51:05 +0000 2014
ZOMG people in line at the post office: mailing a package is not a major life decision! #fb Thu Feb 27 19:06:34 +0000 2014
Ever seen cows frolick? http://t.co/4vgSdLmaJF Thu Feb 27 15:31:49 +0000 2014
Ain’t nothin wrong with mayonnaise #fb Thu Feb 27 14:40:15 +0000 2014
I am A Greek Philosopher! Who Were You In Your Past Life? http://t.co/9A8tzUyYBo Thu Feb 27 14:15:48 +0000 2014
@RedParrots we didn’t have success back then Thu Feb 27 03:11:27 +0000 2014
Remember back when Facebook didn’t have a “like” button? How did we ever get by? #fb Thu Feb 27 03:06:44 +0000 2014
Know what would be great? One day per week when everybody leaves me alone. Leprosy, here I come… #fb Wed Feb 26 21:30:43 +0000 2014
Is she named for the drink or the profession? http://t.co/hyTBhMWNf0 Wed Feb 26 18:30:53 +0000 2014
I really wish students would use the same name on their assignments as they did to register in the course. Unreasonable request? #fb Wed Feb 26 17:22:29 +0000 2014
Re-casting the Wizard of Oz http://t.co/qxlYv2M2TN Wed Feb 26 16:41:24 +0000 2014
Research internship in Jamaica with UWI school of nursing http://t.co/MA35a2YRQe #fb Wed Feb 26 15:57:26 +0000 2014
Public health volunteer position in Kenya http://t.co/Kvnfw1VR3A #fb Wed Feb 26 15:54:29 +0000 2014
Public health volunteer position in Nepal http://t.co/e68wjqAzHI #fb Wed Feb 26 15:53:43 +0000 2014
“Statistics professor challenges midwives’ math on home birth safety” http://t.co/X39UTyer20 #fb Wed Feb 26 15:47:14 +0000 2014
“You won’t believe your eyes when you see these statues move” http://t.co/EoM1qCjxoD #fb Wed Feb 26 15:45:27 +0000 2014
In Ottawa we have the same problem with groundhogs http://t.co/JYOxpIXeow Wed Feb 26 14:49:08 +0000 2014
Happiness is… a university function with 5 free drink tickets #fb Wed Feb 26 01:22:56 +0000 2014
Always amused and/or curious when students get up and leave the moment I put the first slide up. You knew what class this was, right? #fb Tue Feb 25 22:24:25 +0000 2014
I hope none of my epidemiology students caught my cold #irony #fb Tue Feb 25 22:23:27 +0000 2014
In week two of full time spectacles-wearing. My secret identity is safe. #fb Tue Feb 25 20:45:54 +0000 2014
Is she named for the drink or the profession? http://t.co/1EBH9EM1Dd Tue Feb 25 20:44:48 +0000 2014
I barely know who Kirsten Wiig and Harry Styles are. But I still found this funny http://t.co/JanaT4c7bg #fb Tue Feb 25 19:33:31 +0000 2014
Is she named for the drink or the profession? http://t.co/L76cFTqye7 Tue Feb 25 17:58:48 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/YqC5kUkI3p Tue Feb 25 16:41:02 +0000 2014
RIP Harold Ramis http://t.co/hCw0wB3dik Tue Feb 25 12:36:23 +0000 2014
Know what’s great when you’re sick and exhausted? A glass of wine 15000 feet in the air #fb Mon Feb 24 20:59:34 +0000 2014
Ottawa, bitches #fb Mon Feb 24 20:57:00 +0000 2014
YTZ is the only airport I regularly use that has never “randomly” selected me for additional screening #fb Mon Feb 24 19:34:54 +0000 2014
The inside of my mouth is scarred front the scores of times I’ve bitten my own cheeks. I must be delicious #fb Mon Feb 24 19:14:16 +0000 2014
“Why don’t you die after you have sex?” http://t.co/JbMJqEDCaY #fb Mon Feb 24 19:10:52 +0000 2014
Bad combination: sleepless night, mountain of work, vicious chest cold, impending flight, and a high fibre diet #fb Mon Feb 24 17:40:33 +0000 2014
Barely managing to keep my inbox to two digits today #fb Mon Feb 24 17:32:44 +0000 2014
“There is literally more fossil evidence that humans evolved from non-humans than there is that Tyrannosaurus rex was a thing” #fb Mon Feb 24 08:34:30 +0000 2014
My review of “The Mote In God’s Eye” http://t.co/7Sa2Rehc8T #fb Mon Feb 24 03:33:07 +0000 2014
They don’t write romantic ballads like this anymore http://t.co/eUDN8T4Cjc #fb Mon Feb 24 02:15:44 +0000 2014
Fucking hipsters http://t.co/rp3zM81DA6 Mon Feb 24 01:27:05 +0000 2014
If I read yesterday’s news, shouldn’t I call it “olds”? #fb Mon Feb 24 00:28:45 +0000 2014
Girl scout sold 117 boxes of cookies in 2 hours… in front of medical marijuana clinic #brilliant http://t.co/3hh9Gj4EYA Mon Feb 24 00:22:15 +0000 2014
The history of rap http://t.co/31MPpPFUMS #fb Sun Feb 23 20:42:22 +0000 2014
@jpli18 only a problem if you go outside Sun Feb 23 18:59:10 +0000 2014
Everybody when I got back home: “We won gold!” Me: “Nice. What position did you play?” Yeah I’m an asshole. But you know I’m right. #fb Sun Feb 23 18:25:41 +0000 2014
I feel nauseated. Could it be a week of booze, rich food, and no sleep? Nah, must be something else. #fb Sun Feb 23 18:21:18 +0000 2014
International Research Internship for Health Researchers, University of the West Indies: http://t.co/MlFJFUvDs4 #fb Sun Feb 23 18:17:01 +0000 2014
For those interested, here are my short videos from New Orleans: http://t.co/WBzYiEYV98 Sun Feb 23 18:10:42 +0000 2014
My latest paper, on the ethics of reproductive tourism: http://t.co/0d9BNY8rHx Sun Feb 23 15:39:10 +0000 2014
RT @PeytonsHead: #UFC170 Wow. I’m glad I didn’t pay (allegedly) to watch that. Sun Feb 23 05:00:09 +0000 2014
Bring on Cyborg #UFC170 Sun Feb 23 04:59:11 +0000 2014
Why name a city “Newark” when it’s so close to “New York”? That’s just asking for trouble #fb Sun Feb 23 00:43:03 +0000 2014
First the Mayan apocalypse, now Raganarok. I’m starting to think that ancient prophecy might not be the best way to plan for the future #fb Sun Feb 23 00:42:54 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Sat Feb 22 23:56:43 +0000 2014
“Baby Got Back” is now easy listening music piped into the Cleveland airport #fb Sat Feb 22 21:30:04 +0000 2014
Cleveland, bitches #fb Sat Feb 22 21:09:58 +0000 2014
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: political science is neither #fb Sat Feb 22 17:27:23 +0000 2014
In case you haven’t heard, today is Raganarok. So if Fenris gets you… Nice (virtually) knowing you #fb Sat Feb 22 16:41:00 +0000 2014
I’ve been wearing my glasses continuously for the past week. Fought it for years. But I’m officially a glasses guy now. Sigh. #fb Sat Feb 22 16:38:49 +0000 2014
An epidemic is nigh! http://t.co/K54s3kYiD0 Sat Feb 22 16:32:06 +0000 2014
“this way, sir. You’ve been randomly selected for extra security screening.” randomly. Again. Right. #fb Sat Feb 22 16:27:59 +0000 2014
Interesting facts about Albert Einstein http://t.co/33gAXa1J3v #fb Sat Feb 22 15:42:58 +0000 2014
Last day in New Orleans. Still no sign of Steven Seagal. And he’s pretty hard to miss #fb Sat Feb 22 15:23:43 +0000 2014
Random person on streets of New Orleans: “Dude, with your glasses you look 40. Without them… 50. Keep the glasses.” #fb Sat Feb 22 06:38:41 +0000 2014
New Orleans is officially my favourite place in all of the USA #fb Sat Feb 22 06:17:54 +0000 2014
At Mardi Gras parade. To my left, a grad of my alma mater in London. To my right, someone who gets all my Star Trek references, ALL of them Sat Feb 22 06:15:37 +0000 2014
Last full day in New Orleans. Will we survive…..? #fb Fri Feb 21 14:55:47 +0000 2014
hey are both also: insufferable and living on a fixed income http://t.co/XuGqF5DVpK Fri Feb 21 06:05:01 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie that’s because you’re like 12 😛 Fri Feb 21 06:03:39 +0000 2014
So when did the “I am stuck on band-aid” song become “I am stuck on band-aid BRAND”? #fb Fri Feb 21 05:09:55 +0000 2014
This Great Egret basks near two alligators. It can say it lived life without egrets. Shut up, that was funny. http://t.co/nWpqVlRYOo Fri Feb 21 03:45:15 +0000 2014
Deep fried cheese cake. Seriously, deep fried cheese cake http://t.co/HopyTpXVsI Fri Feb 21 03:26:50 +0000 2014
This restaurant in New Orleans used to be a refuge, offered by the mayor, to Napoleon http://t.co/V2wxfCebYN Fri Feb 21 03:24:45 +0000 2014
Parade of old white people getting foot massages from young Chinese people on French Quarter of new Orleans http://t.co/wKd0oEQPO3 Fri Feb 21 03:23:28 +0000 2014
“Indian history textbooks claim Japan nuked the United States in 1945” http://t.co/YzlgB5bwXt #fb Thu Feb 20 19:28:43 +0000 2014
Four days in New Orleans and there’s already an extra 2 inches around my waist #fb Thu Feb 20 16:55:51 +0000 2014
business etiquette and networking workshop for students/graduates/professionals https://t.co/Nr579ikPWK Thu Feb 20 16:44:29 +0000 2014
While travelling, I have a live feed from the security cam in my condo… so nobody try nothin’! http://t.co/Jw2hCYeJm8 Thu Feb 20 16:41:33 +0000 2014
It is sad that The Onion is the only source for sanity in the world http://t.co/3YhbfvdG6W #fb Thu Feb 20 06:38:55 +0000 2014
@AskRBC Yes I was able to get through, after a substantial wait Wed Feb 19 23:36:06 +0000 2014
The history of hip hop dance http://t.co/gkPNC4wXPH #fb Wed Feb 19 22:12:23 +0000 2014
Great. Waiting on the line for RBC Direct Investing again. Sheesh Wed Feb 19 21:31:09 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is when the old Chinese woman giving me a tuina massage wakes me to share her mockery of my little girly hands (her words) #fb Wed Feb 19 21:14:17 +0000 2014
I hear that Warren Peace fellow is long and boring #fb Wed Feb 19 21:12:57 +0000 2014
A dude from Toronto has pre arranged his overpriced tomb in the new Orleans cemetery. Anyone know him? http://t.co/HW3v0F97CW Wed Feb 19 19:11:24 +0000 2014
The actual tomb that Peter Fonda desecrated in Easy Rider (new Orleans cemetery) http://t.co/WeFOxeUHOC Wed Feb 19 19:07:19 +0000 2014
This is actually Nicolas Cage’s tomb. No really. (new Orleans cemetery) http://t.co/CC74Q2AQ6h Wed Feb 19 19:03:58 +0000 2014
Fucking hipsters are everywhere. They need to go. http://t.co/RoKG1KdkxI Wed Feb 19 19:02:16 +0000 2014
We turned left when we should have turned right http://t.co/39EWcUhjMt Wed Feb 19 15:03:55 +0000 2014
My latest paper, “Characteristics of a Transcultural Ethical Framework for Cross-border Reproductive Tourism” http://t.co/0d9BNYpuJx Wed Feb 19 14:13:47 +0000 2014
On the ferry across the Mississippi. Yep, that due in the hat is actually a male stripper. No, seriously. http://t.co/4VYNjSxFRM Wed Feb 19 02:29:51 +0000 2014
“The mammoth asteroid set to fly by Earth last night just disappeared” http://t.co/1irarfR7xs #fb Wed Feb 19 01:28:22 +0000 2014
The 1815 battle of new Orleans, at cablido museum http://t.co/qWrnbns02h Wed Feb 19 01:24:46 +0000 2014
Marilyn wine http://t.co/SQYHoQF6Nu Wed Feb 19 01:22:25 +0000 2014
Now three raw oysters are dead by the time they reach my mouth, right? #fb Wed Feb 19 00:30:32 +0000 2014
Only in New Orleans http://t.co/s63YF44dNh Wed Feb 19 00:08:26 +0000 2014
Waiting for my foot massage http://t.co/kRLY4LWeYU Wed Feb 19 00:08:08 +0000 2014
Beignets http://t.co/ZkmE0f1VBn Wed Feb 19 00:07:08 +0000 2014
No she’s not underage http://t.co/mnm8MWclUy Wed Feb 19 00:06:45 +0000 2014
Statue of Ganesh at head shop . should my Hindu sensibilities be offended? http://t.co/dgztP9muqR Wed Feb 19 00:05:28 +0000 2014
Napoleon’s death mask, at cablido museum in New Orleans http://t.co/4bSBYQufkG Wed Feb 19 00:03:39 +0000 2014
Napoleon Bonawat http://t.co/rwwcpjedFu Wed Feb 19 00:00:46 +0000 2014
Sunset on the Mississippi http://t.co/LVIvHvMpEl Wed Feb 19 00:00:19 +0000 2014
A founding member of DEVO died today 🙁 #fb Tue Feb 18 18:46:17 +0000 2014
@rondia yep Tue Feb 18 18:32:47 +0000 2014
Ice cream on a meringue she’ll at Antoines in New Orleans http://t.co/hQV0ykXHPg Tue Feb 18 18:26:40 +0000 2014
Absolutely delicious drum fish at Antoines in New Orleans http://t.co/LZUMUxxY5G Tue Feb 18 18:07:54 +0000 2014
The new Orleans police department uses scooters! Who Ohio! http://t.co/EUa2adiqP2 Tue Feb 18 18:05:49 +0000 2014
I just had the best salad of my life (at Antoines in New Orleans) #fb Tue Feb 18 17:57:20 +0000 2014
Off to get my breakfast beignets, crawfish and bourbon #fb Tue Feb 18 17:06:04 +0000 2014
An evening of pepto bismol does not for a pleasant morning make #fb Tue Feb 18 17:01:28 +0000 2014
@khelmst Noooo, not you too! Tue Feb 18 16:26:37 +0000 2014
Crazy Russians http://t.co/xlMaUcFM7H #fb Tue Feb 18 16:22:56 +0000 2014
Murca http://t.co/6OZwwjFPoc Tue Feb 18 16:21:37 +0000 2014
This is a test http://t.co/u3ZnE9QwV3 Tue Feb 18 16:20:02 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie just like me! Tue Feb 18 06:42:28 +0000 2014
Spooky 19th century New Orleans house http://t.co/euMAf8zUNC Tue Feb 18 06:33:18 +0000 2014
Inside the new Orleans streetcar http://t.co/dDM0yOaGaT Tue Feb 18 06:31:44 +0000 2014
This… Is… SPARTA! http://t.co/s6JFagDFnB Tue Feb 18 06:31:17 +0000 2014
Despite glitches, I’m impressed by Oovoo’s ability to connect videoconferences from around the world, even in LMICs! #fb Mon Feb 17 21:08:20 +0000 2014
Today’s animated GIF of the day http://t.co/vrtKDUNmJ0 #fb Mon Feb 17 20:49:29 +0000 2014
@jpli18 getting fat Mon Feb 17 20:47:57 +0000 2014
@eliasmakos yep. they have to fix that Mon Feb 17 20:47:22 +0000 2014
Watch an asteroid zip by the Earth –live!– tonight http://t.co/euc2EqFzbd #fb Mon Feb 17 20:39:18 +0000 2014
In hotel in New Orleans, sipping on bourbon & strawberry beer & participating in a video conference with Guyana http://t.co/pjSWJEp4wg Mon Feb 17 20:25:07 +0000 2014
Happiness is when a restaurant in New Orleans mysteriously comps us our meal & booze. So I guess that wasn’t actual “fish” in that taco #fb Mon Feb 17 20:23:07 +0000 2014
The joy of being a global health professional in 2014: joining a video conference in Guyana from a hotel room in New Orleans #fb Mon Feb 17 20:04:12 +0000 2014
Best part of new Orleans : free wifi everywhere I look #fb Mon Feb 17 17:42:43 +0000 2014
Statue of Robert E Lee with a wounded black man ironically on the steps. New Orleans http://t.co/IaRNFDlg6X Mon Feb 17 17:41:34 +0000 2014
If Darth Vader melted onto Luke Skywalker. Art by Steffan Thomas at the Ogden gallery in New Orleans http://t.co/GjslUvhze4 Mon Feb 17 16:54:58 +0000 2014
Meta-art by Jack Stewart showing characters from famous artworks. In Ogden gallery in New Orleans http://t.co/OJMSYz09Ry Mon Feb 17 16:53:44 +0000 2014
1950 painting of the French Quarter. Ogden gallery in New Orleans http://t.co/AtkLuezRcm Mon Feb 17 16:51:45 +0000 2014
“In New Orleans, if you die of old age, it’s your own fault” #fb Mon Feb 17 15:42:06 +0000 2014
New Orleans: where a 20 year old blonde girl on TV identifies herself as a voodoo priestess unironically #fb Mon Feb 17 14:27:44 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I offer discounts Mon Feb 17 05:35:30 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 uh… no Mon Feb 17 05:29:17 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie already gained 5 pounds Mon Feb 17 05:23:14 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I expect my cheque is in the mail Mon Feb 17 05:22:49 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie I don’t think you want me doing that while I’m drunk and debauched Mon Feb 17 04:59:00 +0000 2014
@bumblebrie checking it out for you 🙂 Mon Feb 17 04:50:32 +0000 2014
First night in New Orleans. I only had one glass of wine. But I’m rendered catatonic by a single cigar #fb Mon Feb 17 04:48:59 +0000 2014
@RedParrots that’s how they describe the girls Mon Feb 17 02:33:03 +0000 2014
Everyone is New Orleans is… Large. #fb Mon Feb 17 02:30:34 +0000 2014
unhappiness is… When you have to have your civil rights lawyer on speed dial as you approach US immigration… #fb Sun Feb 16 17:02:58 +0000 2014
“Sir, you’ve been randomly selected for extra security screening.” randomly. Right. #fb Sun Feb 16 16:36:58 +0000 2014
I’m really enjoying not caring about the Olympics #fb Sun Feb 16 13:26:05 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 probably. If you’re nice I will bring you a copy Sun Feb 16 12:06:22 +0000 2014
Got my inbox down from >300 to 87. For those still waiting for a reply from me, I promise I will get to you. May take a few more days 🙁 #fb Sun Feb 16 06:26:25 +0000 2014
Machida looks good tonight. But I fear he might get complacent #ufc Sun Feb 16 06:07:35 +0000 2014
The smart diaper: proof that being a microchip is a shitty job http://t.co/vCvz7rIsW0 #fb Sun Feb 16 05:30:47 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 nope. All my other books are physical, except for the academic book on medical tourism, which is dry and boring… and free Sun Feb 16 05:17:08 +0000 2014
Health Sciences students looking for summer internships with Health Canada are invited to explore this website: https://t.co/TDI8CANHzV Sun Feb 16 05:07:27 +0000 2014
Frank Sinatra has been dead for 16 years and I’m still a little afraid of him #fb Sun Feb 16 04:28:01 +0000 2014
Watching “Troy” and all I can see is that Eric Bana’s weave was poor;y colour-matched #fb Sun Feb 16 01:15:13 +0000 2014
Just caught “Video on Trial” for the first time in years. Boy… it’s… really really bad. #muchmusic #fb Sun Feb 16 00:33:39 +0000 2014
For those tireless OKC warriors… http://t.co/O1jtZ8oHqK Sat Feb 15 23:04:13 +0000 2014
Easily the highpoint of “How I Met Your Mother” http://t.co/2WOUb3oFpf #fb Sat Feb 15 22:56:57 +0000 2014
Time for some otter justice http://t.co/Fld9MO6sy1 #fb Sat Feb 15 22:46:59 +0000 2014
“@HuffPostWeird: Cops arrest woman over J. Lo movie she failed to return in 2005. http://t.co/BXyRaebj2m” one more reason to torrent #fb Sat Feb 15 19:56:21 +0000 2014
RT @neiltyson: A year ago today, the Universe sent a shot across our bow. A house-sized meteor exploded over Russia: http://t.co/R2PaYOyx7r Sat Feb 15 19:53:57 +0000 2014
Heading to New Orleans in the morning. Can I get enough work done before then so I can actually relax for a couple of days? I doubt it #fb Sat Feb 15 18:57:14 +0000 2014
I am officially a YouTube dollar-aire http://t.co/9eQrb8Paag Sat Feb 15 18:52:00 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 yeah good luck with that Sat Feb 15 04:29:08 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 you’d probably have a classical education Sat Feb 15 04:19:41 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 uncertainty is part of statistics Sat Feb 15 04:15:14 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 you could have done it earlier, you know Sat Feb 15 01:51:32 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 it was almost kachuristan Sat Feb 15 01:51:02 +0000 2014
This week I’ve had two student meetings via Google Hangout. Man, I *LOVE* Google Hangouts. And no, Google is not paying me to day that #fb Sat Feb 15 00:44:19 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 haha. how was the exam? Fri Feb 14 21:41:01 +0000 2014
Physical version of my Epidemiology textbook now available at Amazon: http://t.co/FXpAqYaeh2 #fb Fri Feb 14 21:29:04 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 all right. but I’m not singing. just to be clear. Fri Feb 14 03:21:24 +0000 2014
@ErinYiranLiu you know you want to try these http://t.co/KnBl5UMH5f Fri Feb 14 03:18:49 +0000 2014
@jpli18 this made me think of you http://t.co/KnBl5UMH5f #racism Fri Feb 14 03:18:32 +0000 2014
@jpli18 http://t.co/aviNFJK2Mj Fri Feb 14 03:15:53 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 you’ll be paid in the official currency of Deonandia Fri Feb 14 03:13:57 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I see I have to up my prof game Fri Feb 14 03:12:17 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 haha! it’s funny how you’ve become the go-to person for all things deonandan Fri Feb 14 03:09:52 +0000 2014
Seems my lecture on “screening tests” was the most watched, bringing my Youtube revenue all the way to…. 97 cents! Almost there, people! Fri Feb 14 02:46:29 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 sure let’s go with that Fri Feb 14 02:41:04 +0000 2014
Let’s make some nerd heads explode http://t.co/OzIxTGhILm Fri Feb 14 01:37:55 +0000 2014
@dianamchard Next you’ll be telling me to get more sleep and eat my vegetables Fri Feb 14 01:33:27 +0000 2014
@RedParrots my type is still leggy blondes Fri Feb 14 01:18:41 +0000 2014
@RedParrots and also because you’re an old fuddy-duddy. That’s okay. So am I. Fri Feb 14 01:11:58 +0000 2014
@DomMenard ahh, tweets from the beyond! Fri Feb 14 01:11:40 +0000 2014
Officially making a plea to phone manufacturers to bring back physical keyboards. Please. Virtual k/b seriously reduce my productivity #fb Fri Feb 14 01:00:55 +0000 2014
So the epidemiology midterm came and went without any frantic emergency tweets, texts or emails. I’m a little concerned. #fb Fri Feb 14 00:58:17 +0000 2014
I am so unbelievably happy to be reading a novel right now. And a tad unhappy to have to charge my e-reader at this exact moment 🙁 #fb Fri Feb 14 00:56:45 +0000 2014
Uh…. what? http://t.co/INBTBoeyou Fri Feb 14 00:50:29 +0000 2014
Corvette-swallowing sinkhole caught on camera https://t.co/dqR6w8QYyP #fb Fri Feb 14 00:45:31 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 drugs Fri Feb 14 00:43:38 +0000 2014
@dianamchard what are you? some kind of problem solver? bah! Fri Feb 14 00:43:23 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 because I’ve taught you well Thu Feb 13 22:31:46 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 I doubt it Thu Feb 13 22:28:42 +0000 2014
Autocorrect makes me dumber and slower. I spend more time correcting the corrections than I do actually typing the message #fb Thu Feb 13 22:21:39 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 that’s what I like to hear Thu Feb 13 22:15:46 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 so? Did you survive it? Thu Feb 13 21:30:35 +0000 2014
@jpli18 @acurrie running 10 min late. Be there soon Thu Feb 13 18:21:01 +0000 2014
Oh man, committee meetings are soooo much more tolerable when you join them virtually #fb Thu Feb 13 17:08:00 +0000 2014
Is any other @uOttawa prof struggling to add a new student, instructor, or TA to his/her Blackboard Learn website? It’s driving me nuts #fb Thu Feb 13 16:29:39 +0000 2014
Knowledge exchange office position in Toronto http://t.co/JOm57Bi88R #fb Thu Feb 13 15:40:11 +0000 2014
I won’t be there to watch my students write their epi midterm. I wonder if the uni would let me live stream their exam-writing on Youtube? Thu Feb 13 14:55:42 +0000 2014
@jpli18 @acurrie yes maam Thu Feb 13 13:49:29 +0000 2014
Useful for my “other” office… Best Toronto cafes with free wifi http://t.co/8vXtlP1bnq #fb Thu Feb 13 13:29:23 +0000 2014
If men do indeed become stupid around women, are integrated societies less intelligent than segregated ones? http://t.co/wEOe6k169Y #fb Thu Feb 13 13:26:41 +0000 2014
@jpli18 @acurrie was going to be at harbourfront for meeting. But fell asleep. Will try to be downtown instead Thu Feb 13 13:14:44 +0000 2014
This is 4 years old, but…. who doesn’t love a list of the most hated comedians? http://t.co/b3AOlNugRA #fb Thu Feb 13 04:50:30 +0000 2014
@jpli18 @acurrie I can do tomorrow. I have teleconference until 1pm. But I will downtown anyway Thu Feb 13 04:40:05 +0000 2014
@jpli18 sure. I’m here until sunday Thu Feb 13 04:09:14 +0000 2014
Lots of truth in this, but where then shall students learn to write? I have no idea anymore http://t.co/u9wI7GhOfe #fb Thu Feb 13 03:50:20 +0000 2014
Watch this video of a dog guarding its owner’s bike http://t.co/aVETQ5utZ0 Thu Feb 13 03:42:01 +0000 2014
My two cents’ worth #youtube http://t.co/LCk7Oo7DzF Thu Feb 13 03:16:35 +0000 2014
How is that I’ve just arrived on what is ostensibly my vacation, and I suddenly have 4 things due before dawn? #itneverends #fb Thu Feb 13 03:06:41 +0000 2014
With the epidemiology midterm tomorrow, I wonder if the hit counts on my epi youtube videos will double tonight… #fb Thu Feb 13 02:59:21 +0000 2014
I can’t stop saying “ice cream” to myself in a South African accent #fb Thu Feb 13 02:58:02 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/DwpbG8CE3s Introduction to Epidemiology – Natural history of disease Thu Feb 13 02:39:04 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Thu Feb 13 02:34:57 +0000 2014
“No standing is permitted in the last 10 min of the voyage.” Now who necessitated THAT announcement? #train #delinquent #me #fb Thu Feb 13 02:34:56 +0000 2014
Students outside my office loudly practicing for their German final exam. I suddenly feel unsafe #fb Thu Feb 13 02:34:55 +0000 2014
@Chamika @tom_peters Chablis was way too kind Wed Feb 12 23:09:56 +0000 2014
My new policy of not answering questions submitted less than 24 hours before an exam is AWESOME #fb Wed Feb 12 23:02:14 +0000 2014
Whoa. New Via business class is pretty swanky #fb Wed Feb 12 21:58:39 +0000 2014
About to board the train to Toronto, business class #booze #fb Wed Feb 12 21:42:35 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 yep Wed Feb 12 12:21:11 +0000 2014
The animated GIF of the day http://t.co/AAPilIsmJ3 #fb Tue Feb 11 22:47:40 +0000 2014
Sometimes the Olympics don’t suck http://t.co/v5Aa0W0JP3 #fb Tue Feb 11 22:43:33 +0000 2014
Today’s lecture: Natural History of Disease http://t.co/BECANtStNg Tue Feb 11 22:30:05 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/i18JNQqqDo Tue Feb 11 22:20:17 +0000 2014
To my epidemiology students, today’s lecture will be streamed live here (if all goes well, which it usually doesn’t) http://t.co/5pxsHgYiXF Tue Feb 11 15:56:34 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/0uJwKo9lDi Tue Feb 11 15:38:54 +0000 2014
My book is a #1 bestseller again. I guess someone just bought a copy! http://t.co/VyqOitsDvT Tue Feb 11 05:02:44 +0000 2014
My Epidemiology textbook is now available as a physical (not electronic) book: https://t.co/9rYbesUBMi Mon Feb 10 22:57:00 +0000 2014
I think my Youtube revenue stream might break the one dollar mark this week! #excited #fb Mon Feb 10 22:51:59 +0000 2014
When I’m offered a speaking fee, I almost always reflexively decline it. Today I didn’t. Am I getting more capitalistic as I enter old age? Mon Feb 10 21:59:12 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/1KuzEfOvbK Mon Feb 10 18:01:52 +0000 2014
When my elderly neighbour mistakes me for a delivery boy, is it a case of: (a) racism? (b) ageism? or (c) astute judge of character? #fb Mon Feb 10 17:42:14 +0000 2014
Global health employment opportunities with Unite For Sight http://t.co/K4TubE43Cs #fb Mon Feb 10 16:50:58 +0000 2014
I understand all of their logic. But the fucking giraffe was offered another home. There was no need for this http://t.co/3rDFWTCidW #fb Mon Feb 10 15:39:08 +0000 2014
Well I for one am glad to see that she’s contributing to the household income in more diverse ways http://t.co/vUGphl1U3F Mon Feb 10 15:15:06 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/HTSuUF7mc1 Mon Feb 10 15:12:59 +0000 2014
No. More. Letters. No more. Mon Feb 10 09:10:02 +0000 2014
@crundwellg classy Mon Feb 10 09:01:57 +0000 2014
Happiness is finding a report from the London School of Economics that cites me 9 times. And not about those charges in Mexico this time #fb Mon Feb 10 08:31:55 +0000 2014
The impressive 2nd episode of “Star Trek Continues” titled, “Lolani” http://t.co/uDsffULzNN #fb Mon Feb 10 06:40:59 +0000 2014
Everytime I read “Balzac” I see “Ball sac” #fb Mon Feb 10 04:52:27 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Y1ylX0Dugw sleepingdogs01 Mon Feb 10 03:22:42 +0000 2014
#duh http://t.co/IMXZTVeCiv Mon Feb 10 03:17:06 +0000 2014
#duh http://t.co/7hPji2wqAC Mon Feb 10 03:16:50 +0000 2014
Oh great. My least favourite guests –PJ O’Rourke and SE Cupp– are on Bill Maher. Why must annoying people go by their initials? #fb Mon Feb 10 02:20:20 +0000 2014
Hear hear, Giorgio Agamben http://t.co/yFOcF1s0ES #fb Mon Feb 10 02:17:53 +0000 2014
So when did “disconnect” become a noun? And we can make it not so? #fb Mon Feb 10 02:15:38 +0000 2014
just to clarify http://t.co/aJr1l5cL4u Mon Feb 10 01:38:09 +0000 2014
A squirrel attempts to hide a nut in the fur of a dog http://t.co/f2BH18UNXX #fb Sun Feb 09 23:15:52 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is… When you really have to go to the bathroom but you can’t get your coat off because the zipper is snagged in your scarf #fb Sun Feb 09 23:08:53 +0000 2014
Are there any true monarchies still existing? Ones in which the monarch has unchallenged sovereign power? #fb Sun Feb 09 19:50:43 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is… leg day without a proper warm-up. Ow. Ow. Ow. #fb Sun Feb 09 17:27:57 +0000 2014
Science! http://t.co/gqmh24F7TQ Sun Feb 09 16:32:23 +0000 2014
@ottawanag twitter or NSA? hmm… Sun Feb 09 15:40:57 +0000 2014
Science! http://t.co/xSdCnuMdwe Sun Feb 09 15:40:06 +0000 2014
the headline… the face… http://t.co/hUx8MX84Ch Sun Feb 09 15:38:25 +0000 2014
AUUUUGHH!! http://t.co/5iSC9lao99 Sun Feb 09 15:35:19 +0000 2014
Don’t want to get caught in the eye of this storm http://t.co/B6qwY4Xl1u Sun Feb 09 15:23:14 +0000 2014
When the steroids wear off… http://t.co/yToExyVqyi Sun Feb 09 15:22:21 +0000 2014
And now over to Sparky for sports. http://t.co/7tSBIiGP1v Sun Feb 09 15:20:23 +0000 2014
Hey, this guy took my name! http://t.co/0RQr2HviiR Sun Feb 09 15:18:35 +0000 2014
Don’t believe what you see on the news http://t.co/YLC4eWFVbN Sun Feb 09 15:17:12 +0000 2014
Murder suspect back in court http://t.co/Gsxg5aSzTC Sun Feb 09 15:16:09 +0000 2014
Just saw “Monuments Men”. Here’s a nie summary of where the film devates from history http://t.co/oOG8XEuCCC #fb Sun Feb 09 00:07:05 +0000 2014
This is not the kind of doctor you want to see http://t.co/Qs1Z4ssMJq Sat Feb 08 23:49:37 +0000 2014
Ghetto Valentine http://t.co/GPe6X1FvHs Sat Feb 08 23:47:48 +0000 2014
I just gave a horrible horrible horrible public presentation #embarrassed #fb Sat Feb 08 16:19:46 +0000 2014
Someone just used the words “norm”, “reify” and “intersectionality” in a single sentence. In a casual conversation #fb Sat Feb 08 15:29:59 +0000 2014
Is it possible for something to be “very unique”? #fb Sat Feb 08 15:06:22 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/r7j4pgXJVy Sat Feb 08 13:11:29 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/qL6RVtGIRv Sat Feb 08 13:10:29 +0000 2014
#irony http://t.co/VwPqgnJ4v2 Sat Feb 08 04:39:31 +0000 2014
This will not end well http://t.co/xCl0JBc8ko Sat Feb 08 00:23:59 +0000 2014
Serial killer Barbie http://t.co/QcShHnB1DE Sat Feb 08 00:22:44 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus. This is next-level douchebaggery http://t.co/Rb3n5P43nK #fb Fri Feb 07 23:44:59 +0000 2014
Whoa. Can you think of new ways to open a door? This is cool. http://t.co/qD5FsqNU27 #fb Fri Feb 07 23:01:02 +0000 2014
@OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P and another http://t.co/jotgCQbd2q Fri Feb 07 22:44:09 +0000 2014
@OsamaBerrada @StevenEarlMPH @Samuel_I_P Another RFP http://t.co/n5s1mD1Dqd Fri Feb 07 22:43:42 +0000 2014
People should not end their pointless declarations with the word “period”. Period. #fb Fri Feb 07 21:07:38 +0000 2014
I have eaten nothing all day. I’m going to go get a big, carby, bready, gluteny, overstuffed Subway sandwich and revel in the serotonin rush Fri Feb 07 20:30:37 +0000 2014
Note to self: don’t linger in your office on a Friday afternoon. Additional work literally walks through the door. #fb Fri Feb 07 20:16:53 +0000 2014
Is Google evil? Maybe. But it’s also damn cool. http://t.co/u4W4kwncWp #fb Fri Feb 07 19:17:23 +0000 2014
Pornhub’s comments for Valentine’s Day http://t.co/Js3PLDq5h4 #sigh #fb Fri Feb 07 18:47:38 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is…. when a slew of unplanned meetings prevent me from partaking in the free lunch from a conference. Booo. #fb Fri Feb 07 17:53:15 +0000 2014
@rondia weird that this is the case, huh? Fri Feb 07 16:49:57 +0000 2014
Words cannot express how much more I enjoy reading a novel on an e-reader than on actual paper #fb Fri Feb 07 16:32:47 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/n1CzagykyC Fri Feb 07 16:31:16 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is when the coffee station at the corner of the workshop is actually stocked with…. water. #fb Fri Feb 07 16:04:25 +0000 2014
Attending workshop on Global Surrogacy and Reproductive Markets. Interesting that this field has grown so much in recent years Fri Feb 07 14:42:56 +0000 2014
Just downloaded four more Lego movies #fb Fri Feb 07 02:07:59 +0000 2014
@acurrie @jpli18 yeah but can your cat do this? https://t.co/hS2l3RynQ9 Fri Feb 07 02:01:48 +0000 2014
Star Wars with googly eyes https://t.co/gktdyBXWXP Fri Feb 07 01:42:07 +0000 2014
Deaf guy teaches his cat how to sign for food https://t.co/hS2l3RynQ9 Fri Feb 07 01:37:50 +0000 2014
Public health knowledge translation awards for graduate students http://t.co/FsNX7AgyXY #fb Fri Feb 07 01:36:05 +0000 2014
It’s true 🙁 http://t.co/TiqoR18Drz Fri Feb 07 01:34:21 +0000 2014
Try these. They all work. http://t.co/lQ6XoWkjfi Fri Feb 07 01:17:58 +0000 2014
Totally racist. But I have to admit… this story makes me hungry http://t.co/Hd2SpBAqc5 #fb Fri Feb 07 01:11:55 +0000 2014
Now this is a sport I would watch http://t.co/AYRgd1tGXN Fri Feb 07 01:02:46 +0000 2014
Awww, and I stayed home that day! http://t.co/4qJjLNSqLN Fri Feb 07 00:54:51 +0000 2014
Hearing a lecturer cite my work almost word for word but without attribution to me. I’m weirdly okay with this. #fb Fri Feb 07 00:08:24 +0000 2014
In a room of 50 people discussing Indian surrogacy and only 2 people are actually Indian. And I’m one of them. Just saying. #fb Fri Feb 07 00:01:26 +0000 2014
Man, Canadian academics are so disappointing. And yes I count myself in that lot. #fb Thu Feb 06 23:41:23 +0000 2014
Attending yet another panel on commercial surrogacy in India. Except this time there’s actually an Indian on the panel. #fb Thu Feb 06 22:57:44 +0000 2014
I bet the Seman is salty and flows slowly, but full of life. http://t.co/9Wtxj4QhoZ Thu Feb 06 20:52:55 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/cLLfdpe7yZ Thu Feb 06 18:26:40 +0000 2014
RT @csebsceb: @CMAJ_News is in search for a Digital Content Editor in Ottawa ON #epidemiology #cseb @deonandan http://t.co/A8sQVpSd7a Thu Feb 06 16:09:20 +0000 2014
Next live epidemiology lecture will be at 2:30pm on “Agreement” https://t.co/uYpWx6GxSA #fb Thu Feb 06 14:15:54 +0000 2014
Why are the LEGO movies so much better than big budget productions? #fb Thu Feb 06 13:04:01 +0000 2014
Whoa. Just found this. Robbie Williams and Frank Sinatra. Sort of. http://t.co/XMfAF8BwFL #fb Wed Feb 05 21:40:22 +0000 2014
Just heard in a meeting: “What is the ambition of the unit?” I snickered #fb Wed Feb 05 19:39:37 +0000 2014
Is there a difference between “coherence” and “cohesiveness”? #fb Wed Feb 05 18:54:12 +0000 2014
The emails… the emails keep coming. Make it stop. *sob* Make it stop! #fb Wed Feb 05 17:30:16 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/S9fP7kAPdS Wed Feb 05 17:26:19 +0000 2014
I bet the Seman is salty and flows slowly, but full of life. http://t.co/DPfzIwlED9 Wed Feb 05 16:20:16 +0000 2014
All the rejected languages from the Superbowl Coke ad http://t.co/pmAvq6nKOK #fb Wed Feb 05 15:25:21 +0000 2014
@EJPHC thanks. relevant for a talk i’m giving this week Wed Feb 05 15:00:13 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/TODBfJNgFg Wed Feb 05 13:55:54 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/5qd6LOezYS Wed Feb 05 13:55:16 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/VlNWFVF0pC Wed Feb 05 13:54:28 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/1pjJwRePNr Wed Feb 05 13:53:43 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/nsq1tmVsDd Wed Feb 05 13:52:53 +0000 2014
#seemslegit http://t.co/9cmZhmf0PY Wed Feb 05 13:52:02 +0000 2014
Woke up with this joke in my head: What does http://t.co/PPUagnIj2I have between his legs? A Black Eyed Pee-Pee! #likeajokebutlessfunny #fb Wed Feb 05 13:49:36 +0000 2014
Introduction to Epidemiology – Screening tests: http://t.co/Wn0KlaWrbf via @YouTube Tue Feb 04 22:09:18 +0000 2014
This gives me steak cravings http://t.co/u3oOcxYloQ Tue Feb 04 20:31:50 +0000 2014
Next epidemiology live lecture… http://t.co/i6UBiqaZJY Tue Feb 04 20:28:28 +0000 2014
Seems legit http://t.co/BQuO2VdCoP Tue Feb 04 15:23:41 +0000 2014
Seems legit http://t.co/vrM0qZtCmm Tue Feb 04 15:00:17 +0000 2014
Pooping when the power goes out http://t.co/Ld1ijBtgSw Tue Feb 04 14:54:02 +0000 2014
It’s 2AM, inbox at 126, and the requests for letters just don’t stop coming. I think I’m going to go to sleep now and pretend otherwise #fb Tue Feb 04 07:08:56 +0000 2014
Attn students: UOttawa Fac of Medicine grad school info and recruitment day s Feb 14 http://t.co/YuqJp9OpAz #fb Tue Feb 04 07:02:37 +0000 2014
What I learned today: Bruno Mars is named for wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino! #fb Tue Feb 04 06:24:34 +0000 2014
I cannot look at Ronan Farrow without seeing Sinatra #fb Tue Feb 04 05:53:11 +0000 2014
For easy reference http://t.co/zQvYwunVNt Tue Feb 04 03:29:38 +0000 2014
RT @Brimshack: I will take cultural conservatives seriously, when they learn the difference between patriotism and outright bigotry. #Speak… Tue Feb 04 03:03:12 +0000 2014
So racists, what will you drink now? http://t.co/90agn6wNU7 Mon Feb 03 23:08:13 +0000 2014
Just so you know… http://t.co/9km4yNwxRZ Mon Feb 03 23:04:38 +0000 2014
USA, your racism never ceases to amaze and astonish me http://t.co/e367ckf8Cr #fb Mon Feb 03 22:37:15 +0000 2014
On what planet is this accurate? http://t.co/c8TQMwtq6Y Mon Feb 03 15:11:49 +0000 2014
Maybe celebrating a Jewish holiday in Africa? Maybe? http://t.co/BDCGxr7QdC Mon Feb 03 15:10:39 +0000 2014
Nice summary of the reasons I really don’t watch movies anymore http://t.co/LuZVd2hNZy #fb Mon Feb 03 13:59:32 +0000 2014
@realratchetmess sweet. looking forward to it. Mon Feb 03 03:36:04 +0000 2014
@realratchetmess Time to move all your content to a self-hosted WordPress blog. Screw tumblr Mon Feb 03 03:30:15 +0000 2014
Happy birthday to Dungeons & Dragons, which turned 40 last week #fb Mon Feb 03 02:22:50 +0000 2014
Was there some sort of sports thing happening today? #fb Mon Feb 03 01:30:14 +0000 2014
One more external drive failure. Note self: stop buying discounted computer parts! #fb Mon Feb 03 01:07:14 +0000 2014
Okay this is pretty cool http://t.co/Cu7Jtt73lL Sun Feb 02 22:35:58 +0000 2014
Happiness is: re-discovering a peer-reviewed publication from 7 years ago that mysteriously disappeared from my CV #fb #hmm Sun Feb 02 21:48:51 +0000 2014
Philip Seymour Hoffman dead? I saw him eating in a restaurant in Toronto years ago & couldn’t stop staring. Mostly ’cause it was crap food Sun Feb 02 18:39:35 +0000 2014
Okay this is pretty cool http://t.co/PcHvJUP2dx Sun Feb 02 16:48:25 +0000 2014
Except when it comes to grammar… http://t.co/Nx5b7cMF4c Sun Feb 02 16:17:04 +0000 2014
New idea: ribbed medical gloves (for prostate exams) #fb Sun Feb 02 02:52:48 +0000 2014
Horrifying starfish disease http://t.co/lzFgJbI5WO #fb Sun Feb 02 00:16:56 +0000 2014
Taking Asian stereotypes to a whole new level http://t.co/igjg7qlciv Sat Feb 01 23:42:54 +0000 2014
@MidiaHassan http://t.co/uTuQXM4q09 Sat Feb 01 14:55:05 +0000 2014
One more paper accepted for publication Sat Feb 01 14:16:02 +0000 2014
I believe Heinlein once wrote about the possibility of teleporting cats http://t.co/0HDRsPvpb9 #fb Sat Feb 01 05:09:22 +0000 2014
Wow. It’s been ten years since nipplegate #fb Sat Feb 01 05:07:39 +0000 2014
Nice summary of Canadian govt’s ridiculous non-response to #Snowden allegations http://t.co/OiR77p6voj #fb Sat Feb 01 05:00:19 +0000 2014
Oh no you di-int http://t.co/aLGsTSHI7P #fb Sat Feb 01 04:40:03 +0000 2014
Want some nightmares? Watch this GIF http://t.co/wM2kGzlIWM #fb Sat Feb 01 04:00:31 +0000 2014
Felix Baumgartner’s jump in HD. Cool stuff. http://t.co/xziEU5ABBm Sat Feb 01 03:52:54 +0000 2014
The world’s oldest known flamingo has died http://t.co/nbZIjXurRq #fb Sat Feb 01 00:50:13 +0000 2014