03May
2014
Twitter Tweets from 2014-3-16 to 2014-4-30
Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-3-16 to 2014-4-130, courtesy of the Twime Machine:
- As if hot dogs aren’t already bad for your health… http://t.co/ejvsiCJjCW Wed Apr 30 23:43:48 +0000 2014
- heh heh http://t.co/PIjX2Hay68 Wed Apr 30 23:32:24 +0000 2014
- RIP Bob Hoskins, 1942-2014 http://t.co/mTgEn1iJjd Wed Apr 30 23:28:22 +0000 2014
- For @RedParrots http://t.co/bWjzto0CKK Wed Apr 30 23:26:50 +0000 2014
- Nightmare scenario: when the bacon bites back http://t.co/tjnb9GtHGN Wed Apr 30 20:34:38 +0000 2014
- Check out the fox at the bar http://t.co/yGVOrAyk6x Wed Apr 30 20:32:38 +0000 2014
- Letting @csebsceb members know that @RISSIJHS journal is still accepting submissions relevant to statistics for next 2 weeks Wed Apr 30 18:33:37 +0000 2014
- Damn. I thought this was true, ever since Roger Moore said so on the Tonight Show http://t.co/uBci8NQCXU #fb Wed Apr 30 15:32:08 +0000 2014
- Holy crap. Just realized the kids I taught when I was a high school teacher are now nearing 40 years old. Damn. #fb Wed Apr 30 14:33:46 +0000 2014
- Agents of SHIELD: Man, that was a stupid stupid escape scene (car falling from plane) #fb Wed Apr 30 14:23:23 +0000 2014
- Parenting idea http://t.co/38urKcW896 Wed Apr 30 14:02:01 +0000 2014
- Bob Hoskins is dead? Wow. One by one, my 80s icons fall…. #fb Wed Apr 30 13:43:31 +0000 2014
- Dear Brits and Bostonians: there is no “R” in “China” #fb Wed Apr 30 13:42:57 +0000 2014
- Suddenly getting all these invitations to conferences held in exotic locations… but less than 3 weeks from now #fishy #fb Wed Apr 30 13:41:33 +0000 2014
- I still laugh at this scene, every time it comes on TV http://t.co/rE6LQCnW7d #fb Wed Apr 30 12:13:30 +0000 2014
- Where is this?? http://t.co/d78Zo1tdlB Wed Apr 30 12:06:26 +0000 2014
- Mike Rowe’s accurate and concise job advice… http://t.co/tCr3q5oOwJ #fb Wed Apr 30 12:04:33 +0000 2014
- @dkaykay11 ha Wed Apr 30 11:37:29 +0000 2014
- Bankrupt celebrities. The Aaron Carter one was long overdue http://t.co/hPGS4OZrrL #fb Tue Apr 29 22:24:36 +0000 2014
- What did the reptile do to deserve this? http://t.co/SY2hAUDpT1 Tue Apr 29 22:22:18 +0000 2014
- Nice post by colleague and former TA of mine on lymphatic filariasis http://t.co/zs3wJ81iWV #fb Tue Apr 29 21:36:03 +0000 2014
- @J_Fortier Thank YOU! Hope you enjoyed it Tue Apr 29 17:06:16 +0000 2014
- Webinar about to begin…. http://t.co/zYBcfyYp1D #fb Tue Apr 29 15:49:52 +0000 2014
- Willie Nelson: 5th degree black belt http://t.co/wG9B5Tq05Q Tue Apr 29 14:46:45 +0000 2014
- he FGPS is launching the 2014-2015 QEII – GSST competition http://t.co/bKYyC69XWT #fb Tue Apr 29 14:14:26 +0000 2014
- For you, @RedParrots http://t.co/2yvLDoIfRP Tue Apr 29 13:38:22 +0000 2014
- 56 people are signed up for today’s live webinar through @csebsceb . Let the experiment begin! http://t.co/zYBcfyYp1D #fb Tue Apr 29 13:28:55 +0000 2014
- @dkaykay11 i was just going to tweet you. running a few min late. be there soon. don’t worry, your time will be added on Tue Apr 29 12:41:11 +0000 2014
- For you, @RedParrots http://t.co/rIPj03ZojR Tue Apr 29 11:37:51 +0000 2014
- Having fond childhood memories of this movie right now http://t.co/uGeHiYN4KN #fb Tue Apr 29 05:56:35 +0000 2014
- “Gamera: He took the scripts Godzilla passed on.” #haha #fb Tue Apr 29 05:51:21 +0000 2014
- Whoa. DJ E-Z Rock is dead. I feel old(er). http://t.co/32uB404BWD #fb Mon Apr 28 22:48:52 +0000 2014
- Something is off here… http://t.co/XwrIVkzc8a Mon Apr 28 20:04:06 +0000 2014
- Maybe so. But is it also spiritually closed? http://t.co/l75OtHkehq Mon Apr 28 19:48:46 +0000 2014
- I’m surprised it’s that colour http://t.co/NEpUnWxCDA Mon Apr 28 19:47:24 +0000 2014
- One more reason to dislike her http://t.co/tf30agjvnl Mon Apr 28 19:46:30 +0000 2014
- #grammar http://t.co/B7gljvLnzw Mon Apr 28 15:51:45 +0000 2014
- RT @csebsceb: LAST DAY 2 register 4 “Intro 2 International Health: An Interdisciplinary Perspective” w @deonandan. Free 4 students! http://… Mon Apr 28 14:43:53 +0000 2014
- Now, as soon as I type “Ottawa”, my smartphone knows to add “bitches” #fb Mon Apr 28 12:25:02 +0000 2014
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Mon Apr 28 12:24:13 +0000 2014
- If ur going to use the electronic boarding pass on ur smartphone, how about finding it on ur device BEFORE u get to the front of the line? Mon Apr 28 11:23:12 +0000 2014
- Hey I wasn’t “randomly” selected for additional screening at the airport today. Guess there were plenty of other brown guys to choose from Mon Apr 28 11:07:03 +0000 2014
- #irony http://t.co/eaHyTnIlp5 Mon Apr 28 10:35:42 +0000 2014
- Android Facebook app is beyond useless #fb Mon Apr 28 10:01:35 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie intro stuff anyway Mon Apr 28 08:31:02 +0000 2014
- “If you were more inbred, you’d be a sandwich” #fb Mon Apr 28 00:57:17 +0000 2014
- haha #GameOfThrones http://t.co/UHwRvPcJ3j Mon Apr 28 00:56:34 +0000 2014
- What I just learned… “Heavy Metal” magazine was originally French, under the name “Métal Hurlant” #fb Mon Apr 28 00:39:11 +0000 2014
- Pickctulhu http://t.co/QzNcvNEDBv Mon Apr 28 00:32:05 +0000 2014
- Know what’s a funny name? Peter Dinklage. That’s a funny name. (Raywat Deonandan is a perfectly normal name. So fuck off.) #fb Mon Apr 28 00:09:05 +0000 2014
- Just heard an athlete described on TV as “very unique” #cringe #grammarnazi #fb Sun Apr 27 23:32:44 +0000 2014
- I blame the new Robin for this oversight http://t.co/3w7a3WjRW3 Sun Apr 27 23:26:48 +0000 2014
- When did North American girls start being born without sinuses. Just listen to those annoying nasal teen whines #fb Sun Apr 27 23:23:47 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 sucka Sun Apr 27 23:13:57 +0000 2014
- Live webinar on international health http://t.co/jju4j6wRYY Sun Apr 27 22:51:55 +0000 2014
- Diabetes is on the rise the world over, including India and China http://t.co/YMbl21fX2w #epidemiology #fb Sun Apr 27 21:36:57 +0000 2014
- Latest @csebsceb podcast is an interview with Dr Lehana Thabane by @lyubovlytvyn http://t.co/LAC2RqBPPw #fb Sun Apr 27 21:34:46 +0000 2014
- hee hee http://t.co/bccIISP5yz Sun Apr 27 19:25:10 +0000 2014
- I’ll just leave this here… http://t.co/oUV0q35It1 Sun Apr 27 19:22:56 +0000 2014
- What is up with Toronto restaurants hiring hostesses with no social skills? #fb Sun Apr 27 18:29:27 +0000 2014
- @jpli18 hwy up for a burrito? I’m downtown Sun Apr 27 17:55:32 +0000 2014
- ¿uo buıob s,ʇɐɥʍ ˙ʇıɐʍ Sun Apr 27 13:26:59 +0000 2014
- Nice summary of American mortality experience in 1990s #epidemiology #globalhealth #fb http://t.co/Huis04FMDp Sun Apr 27 13:14:32 +0000 2014
- Glurrrb #fb Sun Apr 27 13:10:32 +0000 2014
- @dianamchard no but I can turn it into one Sat Apr 26 23:56:55 +0000 2014
- Woman at my table at banquet I’m attending is loudly expounding the virtues of the vibrational energies emanating from the centerpiece #fb Sat Apr 26 23:01:29 +0000 2014
- @jpli18 hey I hate the event I’m at right now. What are youse guys doing? Sat Apr 26 22:58:10 +0000 2014
- This guy looks smart. I think you should all sign up for his webinar on April 29. Details: http://t.co/CP91hmYgHt http://t.co/8pEyyxjG1y Fri Apr 25 21:07:17 +0000 2014
- @KyleRyc you can still apply Fri Apr 25 20:52:13 +0000 2014
- Well this is creepy http://t.co/L2Y4wBnjew Fri Apr 25 20:50:29 +0000 2014
- Summer internship with Ontario Public Health Association in Toronto http://t.co/WnHXi5ujJJ #fb Fri Apr 25 19:25:22 +0000 2014
- Dear Fran’s restaurant, maybe it’s not so wise to have your most socially dysfunctional employee working as the hostess? #fb Fri Apr 25 16:16:20 +0000 2014
- Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Apr 25 16:10:32 +0000 2014
- Train now moving slowly past Belleville. Just saw a coyote. Sweet. #fb Fri Apr 25 15:24:19 +0000 2014
- Wow. DC has really fucked up their universe. #fb Fri Apr 25 15:08:10 +0000 2014
- Can you believe it… the Hubble space telescope was launched into orbit 24 years ago today #fb Fri Apr 25 14:46:26 +0000 2014
- Train is moving slowly through a swamp right now. There’s a duck outside giving me a bad-ass look. Fri Apr 25 13:32:10 +0000 2014
- @jpli18 yes maam Fri Apr 25 11:58:01 +0000 2014
- Don’t forget about our upcoming free public event on medical tourism…. http://t.co/UzjZcskRbP Fri Apr 25 11:44:35 +0000 2014
- Man, I love the new Via One business class trains #fb Fri Apr 25 11:29:02 +0000 2014
- A nice blurb about our upcoming medical tourism event on May 7 http://t.co/YSmPNzRvtM #fb Fri Apr 25 11:23:43 +0000 2014
- #idiots http://t.co/Qq31lpYwN4 Fri Apr 25 09:44:57 +0000 2014
- Wow. Just…. wow. http://t.co/m9K93swtcF Fri Apr 25 09:44:34 +0000 2014
- Oh those foolish Canadians #sarcasm http://t.co/KxXOyjfayk Fri Apr 25 09:43:19 +0000 2014
- #idiots http://t.co/b48vZRqSFp Fri Apr 25 09:40:43 +0000 2014
- #win http://t.co/VC0jrn0uUw Fri Apr 25 09:40:08 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/uXOhGMrIsx Fri Apr 25 09:39:38 +0000 2014
- The other side of Elmo http://t.co/b9IUiOTqk9 Fri Apr 25 03:30:15 +0000 2014
- Message from one of my spybots. Who uses Bing? Yecch. http://t.co/E5thln4IVe Thu Apr 24 21:27:49 +0000 2014
- heh heh http://t.co/fNC6zOYlAr Thu Apr 24 17:02:34 +0000 2014
- This seems to me like an efficient closed system http://t.co/QP6SWbGIKT Thu Apr 24 16:42:41 +0000 2014
- Great. Now I’ve caught the attention of dead philosophers. http://t.co/G10TextxEM Thu Apr 24 16:35:07 +0000 2014
- For Marvel fans http://t.co/za4KJGDa7a Thu Apr 24 16:34:08 +0000 2014
- Really creative business cards http://t.co/vNbrYP1WcM #fb Thu Apr 24 16:28:51 +0000 2014
- These never get old: Russian dating profile pics http://t.co/n1cB1BCR8T #fb Thu Apr 24 16:18:45 +0000 2014
- 25 years ago: Tienanmen Square Massacre, fall of Berlin Wall, birth of GPS and of the World Wide Web #fb Thu Apr 24 16:17:22 +0000 2014
- Now who doesn’t want a baby fox? http://t.co/Tt2AqlRy8d #fb Thu Apr 24 16:15:00 +0000 2014
- Just got invited to attend the AGM of the “Canadian Pain Society.” Unclear whether this is an academic conference or a BDSM event. Thu Apr 24 16:06:32 +0000 2014
- Is this not one of the moral dilemmas Socrates used to present to his students? http://t.co/jS0uhQtUxc Thu Apr 24 13:37:31 +0000 2014
- I need one of these for those long lectures http://t.co/AY9nKgyFX2 Thu Apr 24 13:36:13 +0000 2014
- Oh, Dora, that’s racist! http://t.co/erveQClGZa Thu Apr 24 12:04:43 +0000 2014
- Ladies, I charge $20 per treatment. Group rates are indeed available. http://t.co/X42MhCGh4q Thu Apr 24 11:26:01 +0000 2014
- In an emergency, clutch your Easter Island baby to your bosom… http://t.co/qb3aosYBu6 Thu Apr 24 11:24:10 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/LFr88z1zDz #fb Thu Apr 24 11:21:43 +0000 2014
- And now he’s got diabetes http://t.co/F4ad56Tu1s Thu Apr 24 11:21:16 +0000 2014
- to complete this image, she needs to be wearing a Star Trek uniform (TNG) and wearing the One Ring. http://t.co/geUUoOjzgV Thu Apr 24 11:11:31 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots hey I’m not a complainer. I’ll take it over bad traffic, high crime rate, or unfriendly people Thu Apr 24 11:02:51 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots everything. Ottawa is a dustbowl. allergy season is brutal here. Thu Apr 24 11:00:13 +0000 2014
- My first Ottawa morning in 10 days…. I’d forgotten about the damn allergies! Arrrgh! #fb Thu Apr 24 10:56:57 +0000 2014
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Thu Apr 24 04:04:26 +0000 2014
- From the sounds of the toddler in the rear of the plane, someone is being hatcheted to death in the loudest way possible #fb Thu Apr 24 02:49:21 +0000 2014
- There are people on my Facebook feed whom I don’t know, nor remember friending. Do I have a secret life that even I’m not aware of? #fb Thu Apr 24 02:16:40 +0000 2014
- @EyonB alas, 12 year old Thu Apr 24 02:14:13 +0000 2014
- @WynneLockhart you know, the Android Twitter app is such that I have no idea which of my many smarmy tweets you’re responding to Thu Apr 24 02:00:21 +0000 2014
- Missed my connecting flight. On the plus side, I got to download the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD #fb Thu Apr 24 01:36:03 +0000 2014
- Thanks to airport inefficiency I’m about to miss my flight to Ottawa. Guess I’ll have to drink all my Guyanese rum by myself here in YYZ #fb Thu Apr 24 01:25:03 +0000 2014
- Dear woman making announcements in YYZ : please stop pronouncing Manila like it’s Caribbean. You’re freaking out a lot of folks #fb Thu Apr 24 01:22:27 +0000 2014
- Who are these people who stand 2 abreast on the moving sidewalk in the airport? Move, people, I’ve got a plane to catch! #fb Thu Apr 24 01:13:43 +0000 2014
- Toronto, bitches #fb Thu Apr 24 00:48:15 +0000 2014
- Facebook is suggesting several hundred friends that I probably know. I don’t know many of them #fb Wed Apr 23 18:07:31 +0000 2014
- I was such a disciplined eater for 10 days in Guyana. One day in exec lounge & I can’t stop stuffing my face with whatever crap is here #fb Wed Apr 23 18:01:38 +0000 2014
- Boarding in 10 months and agents of SHIELD is only 60 per cent downloaded #fb Wed Apr 23 17:56:06 +0000 2014
- Got time for one more drink. Let’s see. How does gin and grapefruit juice sound? #fb Wed Apr 23 17:46:08 +0000 2014
- Boarding now. Radio silence until Toronto…. #fb Wed Apr 23 17:39:58 +0000 2014
- Argh. It’s taking forever to torrent-download the latest episode of Agents of SHIELD here in the Trinidad airport #fb Wed Apr 23 17:07:40 +0000 2014
- “Gas stations do not produce the likes of Tolstoy… They do, however, produce puny intellects like McCain.” http://t.co/Re00zpmgUv #fb Wed Apr 23 15:59:51 +0000 2014
- Whoa. The food in the Caribbean Airlines executive lounge in Trinidad is UNBELIEVABLY good #fb Wed Apr 23 15:54:37 +0000 2014
- Trinidad, bitches #fb Wed Apr 23 15:33:54 +0000 2014
- Whenever I fly 1st class, I have to restrain myself from pocketing all the free stuff in the executive lounge #fb Wed Apr 23 13:28:29 +0000 2014
- Oh yay. Executive lounge is full of screaming kids. Yay. #fb Wed Apr 23 13:04:36 +0000 2014
- I may do everything by the book today, and actually offer to pay the duty on my excess duty-free liquor. (I just like to say duty) #fb Wed Apr 23 12:52:50 +0000 2014
- Dearture tax in Guyana: 21 US$. Not 20, 21.. no change. Nice way to pocket the extra $9 from people (the majority) who just have 20s & 10s Wed Apr 23 12:41:42 +0000 2014
- Further happiness is… drinking 12 year old rum at 8:30am in the executive departure lounge… #fb Wed Apr 23 12:39:40 +0000 2014
- Happiness is…. upgrade to first class #fb Wed Apr 23 12:30:46 +0000 2014
- @TGLovett I can’t keep track of your names! At first I thought you were saying my royalty emails were in fact spam! Wed Apr 23 04:01:08 +0000 2014
- Part 4 of my 4 part podcast on development issues in Guyana http://t.co/4WBWTkqhRp #fb Wed Apr 23 03:07:46 +0000 2014
- Part 3 of 4 of my podcast on development issues in Guyana http://t.co/GrQHO9uSO4 #fb Wed Apr 23 02:48:34 +0000 2014
- Here is part 2 of my 4 part podcast on development issues in Guyana http://t.co/XYV02GgnwF #fb Wed Apr 23 01:50:02 +0000 2014
- Episode 1 of my 4 part podcast on development issues in Guyana http://t.co/5mLef8zvVN #fb Wed Apr 23 01:34:23 +0000 2014
- A blog about my latest trip to Guyana http://t.co/zHf8LliV6K Wed Apr 23 01:17:41 +0000 2014
- Uhoh. In my brief absence, the hotel seems to have learned to block me from downloading torrents off their network #fb Wed Apr 23 01:14:11 +0000 2014
- @TGLovett This is my only self-published one. It was a bit of an experiment. A successful one, I think! http://t.co/FWELfF6ylE Wed Apr 23 00:30:08 +0000 2014
- @TGLovett yep Wed Apr 23 00:24:03 +0000 2014
- Happiness is…. receiving an automated email from Amazon with subject heading, “Royalty payment” #fb Wed Apr 23 00:18:27 +0000 2014
- My social media branding profiled by @stefaniaforbes http://t.co/RCye74AdIV Tue Apr 22 22:02:53 +0000 2014
- Students, here’s a unique opportunity “Arctic in the Anthropocene” https://t.co/aY0i2aob4H Tue Apr 22 21:37:56 +0000 2014
- Enjoying my first sip of coffee (albeit instant) in 5 days. Oh, sweet brown joy… (which is also my new nickname) #fb Tue Apr 22 21:27:43 +0000 2014
- One more paper accepted for publication… though this time I’m just a co-author while my student did all the real work #fb Tue Apr 22 21:24:37 +0000 2014
- Don’t forget our public Cafe Scientique on Medical Tourism on May 7. Please RSVP for this free event http://t.co/3IHPVAsss2 Tue Apr 22 21:18:11 +0000 2014
- Back in a city with internet, after being offline for 5 days. Did you miss me? fb Tue Apr 22 20:32:46 +0000 2014
- Guyana… that place where you shake some pepper onto your food, only to discover that the pepper shaker is filled with rice #fb Thu Apr 17 10:49:20 +0000 2014
- Cool! @__GrumpyCat ! http://t.co/emllXnlWd4 Thu Apr 17 10:45:27 +0000 2014
- I’m off to an Internet-unfriendly part of the country. So don’t be surprised if you don’t see me online for the next few days #fb Thu Apr 17 10:07:12 +0000 2014
- @techcyclists easier than a UV heavy Thu Apr 17 00:54:45 +0000 2014
- I’m anal about all of these… even “decimate” http://t.co/djFybjixng #grammarnazi #fb Wed Apr 16 23:53:45 +0000 2014
- Oh the unspeakable joy of being able to download torrents on my smartphone #fb Wed Apr 16 23:26:28 +0000 2014
- You and me both, kid. You and me both. http://t.co/8Ssw4p6dnY Wed Apr 16 23:09:20 +0000 2014
- heh http://t.co/Im0nx5y4SH Wed Apr 16 22:28:20 +0000 2014
- #irony http://t.co/UbO2tk9naz Wed Apr 16 22:26:58 +0000 2014
- #irony http://t.co/aF39Y5dgTJ Wed Apr 16 22:26:02 +0000 2014
- Hey, they can’t all be gifted http://t.co/3MvHXDMp3l Wed Apr 16 22:25:07 +0000 2014
- Some magical uses for the Microwave oven http://t.co/gYnvRSI7mz #fb Wed Apr 16 22:23:56 +0000 2014
- Friday is the 20th anniversary of my first paid piece of journalism, this article in the Toronto Star… http://t.co/r3Qv0Fe7bt #fb Wed Apr 16 22:01:10 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/Hxm409IbD8 Wed Apr 16 21:29:20 +0000 2014
- Happiness is… a freshly cleaned hotel room. (Until you break out the UV light, that is.) #fb Wed Apr 16 20:49:32 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/dVq5cPRaGt Wed Apr 16 18:50:18 +0000 2014
- At the Oasis Cafe in Georgetown, trying again to upload marks to BlackBoard. Let’s see if a different wifi network does the job… #fb Wed Apr 16 16:50:16 +0000 2014
- wait, what? http://t.co/W8VA57zQEf Wed Apr 16 14:39:37 +0000 2014
- Canadian taxpayers are first casualties of heartbleed http://t.co/Sb5Pp8mZd4 #fb Wed Apr 16 14:36:31 +0000 2014
- How long did it take for you to look up and realize this is Daniel Craig? http://t.co/kPQitIMPWX Wed Apr 16 14:35:04 +0000 2014
- “The soul patch is widely regarded as the lowest form of facial hair” Ha! #fb Wed Apr 16 14:29:02 +0000 2014
- Don’t forget to sign up for my webinar on the fundamentals of global health http://t.co/CP91hmYgHt #fb Wed Apr 16 14:11:57 +0000 2014
- That’s not creepy at all… http://t.co/xksMKpyOhn Wed Apr 16 13:01:42 +0000 2014
- Heh http://t.co/seuO0xUZJ9 Wed Apr 16 13:00:42 +0000 2014
- Nothing fishy going on here http://t.co/DglX9E7sWe Wed Apr 16 12:55:30 +0000 2014
- Seems legit http://t.co/ImOwCBRyjx Wed Apr 16 12:54:04 +0000 2014
- Seems legit http://t.co/9VNstmuD39 Wed Apr 16 12:52:27 +0000 2014
- Off to meet the Minister of Health… and a river decides to fall from the sky. Please, tell me I packed an umbrella…. Wed Apr 16 12:44:50 +0000 2014
- Garbled newscast: “Rescuers are fucking people from the water.” WHAT? Oh, plucking, not fucking. Plucking. Whew. Wed Apr 16 12:03:41 +0000 2014
- Performance artist arrested in Boston. One down, several thousand to go… #fb Wed Apr 16 11:31:15 +0000 2014
- Should be be drawing attention to Snow’s pigmentation issues? http://t.co/5zWs7gvcPs Wed Apr 16 11:18:55 +0000 2014
- One more peer-reviewed paper accepted for publication #fb Wed Apr 16 00:19:08 +0000 2014
- I may have just had a hot stone massage &am enjoying a glass of wine poolside. But I’m actually working really hard. http://t.co/p81UzngO4k Tue Apr 15 20:03:20 +0000 2014
- Been trying to upload marks to @Blackboard all morning. It’s like… pick a metaphor for frustrating slowness #fb Tue Apr 15 19:43:26 +0000 2014
- Hi @picardonhealth , come to our Cafe Scientifique on Med Tourism, May 7. Happy to any media /g with you beforehand https://t.co/uyvh8QLtsl Tue Apr 15 19:15:26 +0000 2014
- Just dicovered TimeClickr dotcom for easy international texting (no this is not spam) #fb Tue Apr 15 17:07:39 +0000 2014
- CPR done right http://t.co/dgSSBTimZH Tue Apr 15 15:50:03 +0000 2014
- Godwin’s Law is now encoded in practice http://t.co/IDlB2RtEJ3 Tue Apr 15 15:45:16 +0000 2014
- French textbooks tell it like it is http://t.co/WqSodkgZ91 Tue Apr 15 15:39:25 +0000 2014
- Oh, Tom. http://t.co/xFU6iE8hs0 Tue Apr 15 15:37:16 +0000 2014
- How men see women. This is why we think we’re looking into your eyes. http://t.co/1SoVaWQDph Tue Apr 15 15:34:13 +0000 2014
- ok http://t.co/hBE2rRk6BJ Tue Apr 15 15:30:29 +0000 2014
- Other animated GIF of the day http://t.co/3ed89DN2jJ #fb Tue Apr 15 15:05:49 +0000 2014
- Animated Gif of the day http://t.co/I7ToOl2hgL #fb Tue Apr 15 14:59:31 +0000 2014
- This must be their cover band http://t.co/QVIk64yQFr Tue Apr 15 14:51:21 +0000 2014
- Taking advantage of the drunk, and the math impaired http://t.co/G0ikjbeQKa Tue Apr 15 14:49:53 +0000 2014
- So. I hear it’s snowing back in Canada. Heh heh. #fb Tue Apr 15 14:32:45 +0000 2014
- In every hotel lobby in Guyana, it seems like there’s always a press scrum going on http://t.co/oayWvWOuKW Tue Apr 15 14:02:37 +0000 2014
- @Chamika giant panda dandruff Tue Apr 15 13:41:46 +0000 2014
- Questions you must always ask yourself in the tropics: is that a raisin in my corn flakes? then why is it moving? #fb Tue Apr 15 13:23:13 +0000 2014
- 3:AM, stinky hotel room, snacking on peanut butter packages I stole from a restaurant. Yes, kids, this is the glamorous global health life. Tue Apr 15 07:34:17 +0000 2014
- Aljazeera thinks it’s CNN and that the lunar eclipse is a missing Malaysian plane #moveon #fb Tue Apr 15 07:32:09 +0000 2014
- I’ve seen many lunar eclipses over my life. Why do they keep referring to it as a rare event? #fb Tue Apr 15 07:11:43 +0000 2014
- Checked into hotel in Guyana. On tv: bowling. Women’s bowling. Women’s college bowling. Not even beach bowling. #thatsnotathing #fb Tue Apr 15 06:59:39 +0000 2014
- @jamesmay021 dude… Guyana, not guinea Tue Apr 15 05:49:34 +0000 2014
- When I first came to Guyana, post emigration, the airport was made of wood and had bats. Now it’s got free wifi. I miss the bats. #fb Tue Apr 15 05:46:29 +0000 2014
- Guyana, bitches #fb Tue Apr 15 05:41:10 +0000 2014
- Trinidad, bitches #fb Tue Apr 15 02:53:48 +0000 2014
- What’s that you say? A Caribbean Airlines flight with two screaming babies? I’m so surprised. #fb Mon Apr 14 21:09:57 +0000 2014
- Leg room, bitches http://t.co/QGHOhIVzAl Mon Apr 14 21:07:23 +0000 2014
- Turning off phone now to save power. Y hear from me next in Guyana. Or Trinidad. Or whatever #fb Mon Apr 14 21:03:40 +0000 2014
- There are people smoking electronic cigarettes in Toronto airport. Is that allowed now? #fb Mon Apr 14 20:59:31 +0000 2014
- boarding now! #fb Mon Apr 14 20:46:01 +0000 2014
- YYZ re-done crappy terminal 3. International section has some good restaurants and LOTS of desks and AC outlets. Wifi still sucks, though. Mon Apr 14 20:38:38 +0000 2014
- What I’ve learned from listening to Duran Duran in the airport: the reflex, it seems, is a lonely child #fb Mon Apr 14 19:42:50 +0000 2014
- In Toronto airport, eating horrible cheeseburger made by dour Indian people, while Rick James is pumped over the loudspeaker. Ah, my life Mon Apr 14 19:37:50 +0000 2014
- Flight to Guyana. Got exit row aisle seat, but they offered business upgrade for a mere $170. I said no. Will I regret this sudden cheapness Mon Apr 14 19:29:49 +0000 2014
- @AndriaBitton that’s grounds for a strip search Mon Apr 14 18:43:55 +0000 2014
- Toronto, bitches #fb Mon Apr 14 18:42:41 +0000 2014
- Dear Chromebook, now is not the time to start fucking with me. (Last month was the time, and you know it.) #fb Mon Apr 14 16:07:47 +0000 2014
- When you travel as often as I do, living in Ottawa is great, I’m not always here. Coming back is joyful. And the airport is clean #fb Mon Apr 14 15:49:29 +0000 2014
- “Excuse me, sir. You’ve been RANDOMLY selected for additional security screening.” Annnnnnd, here we go again… #fb Mon Apr 14 15:38:05 +0000 2014
- One thing led to my mother, and… http://t.co/5jy5vJGV64 Mon Apr 14 14:28:54 +0000 2014
- With a gut that big, you don’t need pants http://t.co/9RwCqZKsBb Mon Apr 14 14:23:33 +0000 2014
- My analytics on http://t.co/6VfdK0q4t7: People are really into India’s assisted reproduction laws https://t.co/LM2UE3upuF #fb Mon Apr 14 14:18:30 +0000 2014
- Mitacs Accelerate PhD fellowship. Deadline June 18, 2014 http://t.co/pdvaQYiEQj #fb Mon Apr 14 13:42:03 +0000 2014
- That’s the stuff http://t.co/MhmBV3ZbTg Mon Apr 14 13:40:07 +0000 2014
- Just found out there’s a guy named Benhur Samson. That was real victor mature of his parents Mon Apr 14 13:36:06 +0000 2014
- Just as it starts to warm up in Ottawa, I’m off to Guyana… #fb Mon Apr 14 12:33:00 +0000 2014
- If you grew up in the 80s, you’re probably a geniushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_vV-JRZ6E&feature=share #fb Mon Apr 14 11:47:07 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie http://t.co/FEoQQCoPdt Mon Apr 14 11:40:41 +0000 2014
- The latest @csebsceb podcast is an interview with Dr Sarah Frise http://t.co/fEgcsD94cU #fb Mon Apr 14 03:42:12 +0000 2014
- Supposed to go to a fancy French dinner with symposium attendees tonight. But I have too much work to do before my flight tomorrow. Boo #fb Sun Apr 13 22:47:39 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie well then…. i prefer an even-numbered year pinot noir… Sun Apr 13 22:44:22 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie you say that now… Sun Apr 13 22:40:52 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie aieee. i’ll remember to stay on your good side Sun Apr 13 22:37:56 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie @JennyMcCarthy whoa, and you even tagged her! Sun Apr 13 22:33:57 +0000 2014
- Interesting statistic… no human being who has ever lived has saved more human lives than Edward Jenner #fb Sun Apr 13 21:28:26 +0000 2014
- “In history, the arrival of a small man in a big hat is rarely good news.” -Andrew Marr #fb Sun Apr 13 21:04:12 +0000 2014
- I have to remember this for next March 15 http://t.co/kX4wsVOdHT Sun Apr 13 18:01:57 +0000 2014
- Attention, attention… a sci-fi version of Sid Meier’s Civilization is on its way… http://t.co/ZPlIKK7GAp Sun Apr 13 16:37:21 +0000 2014
- A baby sloth in pyjamas http://t.co/T8caoo1ajz #fb Sun Apr 13 16:36:29 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots http://t.co/S5gP1upqWh Sun Apr 13 13:40:31 +0000 2014
- Say what you want, but this took balls http://t.co/MOBUQL3kJP Sun Apr 13 13:29:42 +0000 2014
- train etiquette http://t.co/Du6blNq89k Sat Apr 12 19:54:33 +0000 2014
- Another example of why I don’t write fiction anymore: the real world is sufficiently wacky and weird http://t.co/N9WDszmgWt Sat Apr 12 19:14:58 +0000 2014
- The farther Americans’ guesses were from Ukraine’s actual location, the more they wanted military intervention http://t.co/2xK7V8ZsRg Sat Apr 12 18:50:03 +0000 2014
- What a deal! http://t.co/1U9vvCwOFu Sat Apr 12 18:45:28 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/IvXPZcyJYs Sat Apr 12 18:44:31 +0000 2014
- It’s time we just learn to accept that there are some people who just refuse to be educated http://t.co/MgAtf75RAa Sat Apr 12 18:32:32 +0000 2014
- Damn, that @anamariecox is hot Sat Apr 12 18:24:32 +0000 2014
- ??? http://t.co/uJNgElUGiK Sat Apr 12 18:24:16 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/5WY2R3AKlK Sat Apr 12 15:03:31 +0000 2014
- What could go wrong? http://t.co/MU0gAXZwd7 Sat Apr 12 15:02:40 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/JttVCJl55T Sat Apr 12 15:01:44 +0000 2014
- Happy Yuri’s Night, everyone #fb Sat Apr 12 13:58:04 +0000 2014
- These are all extraordinary body paintings http://t.co/b2asGXT5IL #fb Sat Apr 12 13:09:33 +0000 2014
- This is a body painting http://t.co/HNxPWOV0V5 Sat Apr 12 13:08:30 +0000 2014
- Public Health Field Officer Intern position in BC https://t.co/Hx1GkSnAki Sat Apr 12 12:29:37 +0000 2014
- Professors work 60 hours per week http://t.co/eBkLbJK2O0 Sat Apr 12 07:33:16 +0000 2014
- My karaoke theme song http://t.co/fprMnDdrGo Sat Apr 12 01:58:18 +0000 2014
- @EJPHC http://t.co/Q2q0d9xPdQ Fri Apr 11 22:12:14 +0000 2014
- #irony http://t.co/7G6wkYJNhh Fri Apr 11 20:29:26 +0000 2014
- So… when you give a public presentation and no one asks any questions, that’s a good thing, right? Right? Fri Apr 11 20:22:25 +0000 2014
- Someone in the audience of a very dry symposium presentation just LOUDLY SNORED! #fb Fri Apr 11 19:13:01 +0000 2014
- Speaker is talking about “screening 100 POF cases.” Sounds like she’s talking about 100 blind dates on Plenty of Fish. Fri Apr 11 18:55:45 +0000 2014
- @grahamsanders wins the contest http://t.co/UW24ZHBgJq Fri Apr 11 18:54:14 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots http://t.co/oGKQMfvwRM Fri Apr 11 18:51:57 +0000 2014
- Hey, Guyanese peeps, I’ll be in the Motherland next week… just in case you feel a tremor in the Force Fri Apr 11 18:13:27 +0000 2014
- Thai woman at symposium: “You know, ‘Raywat’ is a Thai name.” Me: “Really? What does it mean?” Woman: “It means ‘not straight'” #intochicks Fri Apr 11 18:11:08 +0000 2014
- Yes, I just walked into a pole. No, I’m not in Warsaw. #fb Fri Apr 11 18:06:59 +0000 2014
- Distracted attending a symposium in a hospital, when the speakers keep getting interrupted by loudspeaker announcements of a code blue #fb Fri Apr 11 15:21:39 +0000 2014
- All the photos from the Epidemiology research day 2014 https://t.co/GZMFBxayNE Fri Apr 11 10:05:32 +0000 2014
- List of winners from 2014 UOttawa Epidemiology Research Day http://t.co/IEz9pE0kgG Fri Apr 11 09:25:49 +0000 2014
- WTF? https://t.co/ZhXbkKDe1V Fri Apr 11 00:47:50 +0000 2014
- Enter the exam marks, press enter, and I haven’t even pushed away from the computer when my inbox starts filling up. Fri Apr 11 00:44:42 +0000 2014
- Engineered vaginas grown in women for the first time http://t.co/QZGwN489pu #fb Fri Apr 11 00:20:31 +0000 2014
- #grammar http://t.co/MHAI8Vjlwk Thu Apr 10 19:30:12 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/ZaljjqZaOp #fb Thu Apr 10 18:11:14 +0000 2014
- Heh heh. Took me a minute. http://t.co/wyw6fuOwVR Thu Apr 10 18:09:53 +0000 2014
- Kinda creepy. A fake sleeping cat in my optometrist’s office http://t.co/LCTJtRsomh Thu Apr 10 15:29:28 +0000 2014
- Ottawa based summer jobs for epidemiology and health sciences students at @CADTH_ACMTS http://t.co/GTOgcmgeVF #fb Thu Apr 10 14:12:09 +0000 2014
- @J_Ged @amisha03 OK I will let her have that title just for the day 😛 Thu Apr 10 14:01:33 +0000 2014
- My daily struggle : whether or not to forward a funny meme that has bad grammar or spelling #fb Thu Apr 10 14:01:01 +0000 2014
- Took me 15min to start the engine, but I managed to get the scooter out for the first ride of the season! #fb Thu Apr 10 13:57:48 +0000 2014
- #HailHydra http://t.co/wcum2ZNm6p Thu Apr 10 13:28:21 +0000 2014
- Wonder if she found one http://t.co/0mij282oK9 Thu Apr 10 12:04:42 +0000 2014
- This always used to bother me (mind you, replace “good” with “fine”, like a fucking educated person). http://t.co/2tnbg9BI4B Thu Apr 10 12:03:38 +0000 2014
- cnn http://t.co/uPscATpkDU Thu Apr 10 12:00:45 +0000 2014
- Game of thrones theme, performed by goats http://t.co/PTpwjL5zWR Thu Apr 10 11:53:38 +0000 2014
- This is why you wear a seatbelt http://t.co/bc9wH7U0iN Thu Apr 10 11:46:13 +0000 2014
- @elisamarinaa um… Uh… Thu Apr 10 01:57:41 +0000 2014
- @elisamarinaa let’s see how cheery it is when the marks come back… Thu Apr 10 01:50:59 +0000 2014
- @elisamarinaa good. I’m drinking port Thu Apr 10 01:44:19 +0000 2014
- Students looked traumatized after #epidemiology exam. Weird because I’ve been giving the same exam for 4 years without nearly as much trauma Wed Apr 09 22:06:41 +0000 2014
- Mystery: students who need extra time to transfer their answers to the scantron sheet. U should have been doing that throughout! #fb Wed Apr 09 21:18:34 +0000 2014
- Last 3 minutes of the exam… now the basic arithmetic questions are coming up… #fb Wed Apr 09 21:07:02 +0000 2014
- Best question during the final exam: “Can you tell me if this is right?” “No! I can’t! That’s why it’s an exam!” #fb Wed Apr 09 20:30:32 +0000 2014
- The exam is actually pretty easy. It seems most students get hung up on reading comprehension exacerbated by stress. Verrry interesting. #fb Wed Apr 09 20:22:23 +0000 2014
- Proctoring my epidemiology final exam, looking at the faces of despair and frustration, feeling a little guilty… then I get over it #fb Wed Apr 09 19:38:38 +0000 2014
- Truth in advertising http://t.co/FYUKIqX7S1 Wed Apr 09 17:16:34 +0000 2014
- Uh… something here ain’t right. http://t.co/uiEfGmrrKg Wed Apr 09 17:15:04 +0000 2014
- Airport: Dude dragging carry-on which got stuck behind chair. He cursed, left it there and walked away. That there is some sloppy terrorism. Wed Apr 09 17:09:00 +0000 2014
- This is why you wear a seatbelt http://t.co/0nytgbIYsz Wed Apr 09 13:58:32 +0000 2014
- Ottawa, bitches #fb Wed Apr 09 13:31:35 +0000 2014
- Dear woman in adjacent plane seat: stop elbowing me! If you want to do the chicken dance, just lean into the aisle first! #fb Wed Apr 09 12:26:56 +0000 2014
- @cloneriloner But as a brown guy in the airport, I really can’t afford to draw attention to myself Wed Apr 09 12:01:22 +0000 2014
- @cloneriloner It would come out as, “Outta my way, muthafucka, before I cut you!” Wed Apr 09 11:58:59 +0000 2014
- Early morning whine #4: I hate people. Everywhere in the world where something bad is happening, know who’s there? People. People suck. #fb Wed Apr 09 11:57:22 +0000 2014
- Early morning whine #3: what’s up with people who get to the very front of the airport security line before taking off all their shit? #fb Wed Apr 09 11:56:42 +0000 2014
- Early morning whine #2: what’s up with these people who get to the top/bottom of a crowded escalator, then stand there, looking around? #fb Wed Apr 09 11:56:03 +0000 2014
- Early morning whine #1: can’t stand people who stand still on the right side of the escalator, but put their bags down on the left side! #fb Wed Apr 09 11:55:19 +0000 2014
- Well this is creepy http://t.co/xfl38GMLWq Wed Apr 09 03:41:12 +0000 2014
- I don’t think this word means what they think it means http://t.co/8JQ4bKO58s Wed Apr 09 03:38:23 +0000 2014
- Holy crap. Check out this flying knee. http://t.co/a0UdxWm0FT #fb Wed Apr 09 03:23:10 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/ZZoCEio7qn Wed Apr 09 03:22:13 +0000 2014
- Well this is a nice idea. If it’s true. http://t.co/iziWH4DpTa Wed Apr 09 03:20:39 +0000 2014
- #ha http://t.co/p0ybzcwHrm Wed Apr 09 03:18:28 +0000 2014
- Nice try, @mattdamon_ http://t.co/Vqec1DU77D Wed Apr 09 03:03:37 +0000 2014
- I just learned that Mickey Rooney died. Wow. I grew up on those cheesy old Andy Hardy movies #fb Wed Apr 09 02:11:55 +0000 2014
- Anyone else find the “property brothers” to be a tad creepy? #fb Wed Apr 09 01:08:21 +0000 2014
- One of the smartest things I’ve started doing recently is making audio recordings of my meetings. Who needs to take notes? #fb Wed Apr 09 00:51:05 +0000 2014
- Happiness is.. Realizing my 6am flight is actually an 830am flight #fb Wed Apr 09 00:43:32 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots http://t.co/VYDLsiTP5U Wed Apr 09 00:33:04 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots ha Wed Apr 09 00:31:47 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots no. yo can’t make me Wed Apr 09 00:28:26 +0000 2014
- I’ve always wondered about this #CaptainAmerica http://t.co/FJhhvw0WGS Wed Apr 09 00:25:50 +0000 2014
- fail http://t.co/nkntlj3vPQ Tue Apr 08 21:02:32 +0000 2014
- #science http://t.co/E6QbQQiSs4 Tue Apr 08 20:58:56 +0000 2014
- No shit http://t.co/QO1Fc9U87d Tue Apr 08 20:56:54 +0000 2014
- About to drive a car with two pulled back muscles (my back, not the car’s). Good times. #not #fb Tue Apr 08 17:22:29 +0000 2014
- You wouldn’t want to be the second renter http://t.co/nRyTyPKV12 Tue Apr 08 17:02:45 +0000 2014
- Women in leadership workshop, Ottawa, April 16 https://t.co/T9xyN4rp5x Tue Apr 08 16:45:53 +0000 2014
- Good. My butt needs drugs. http://t.co/QXqaZpOFC7 Tue Apr 08 16:44:11 +0000 2014
- Good. I need a new groj. http://t.co/0N81YGlB3r Tue Apr 08 16:42:02 +0000 2014
- Come out to our Cafe Scientifique on Medical Tourism, May 7 in Ottawa http://t.co/3IHPVAsss2 Tue Apr 08 16:16:22 +0000 2014
- I’m calling it now. James Cameron will retrieve the MH370 black box #fb Tue Apr 08 15:38:23 +0000 2014
- I’ve learned that if you ignore an email long enough, sometimes it just goes away #fb Tue Apr 08 15:20:08 +0000 2014
- Pulled a back muscle doing yoga. Am now laid out horizontal for the rest of the morning. Getting old sucks. Don’t do it. #fb Tue Apr 08 14:38:04 +0000 2014
- An analysis of this study should be on tomorrow’s #epidemiology exam (but isn’t, so don’t email me) http://t.co/V1GGJBr47J Tue Apr 08 14:30:10 +0000 2014
- distinction http://t.co/TGjgxNo777 Tue Apr 08 13:02:19 +0000 2014
- Can’t find a job… http://t.co/u2C741aHfW Tue Apr 08 12:48:49 +0000 2014
- Dagobah http://t.co/YeZ8KvMgpa Tue Apr 08 12:47:26 +0000 2014
- No comment http://t.co/00PNm8G3xd Tue Apr 08 12:46:38 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/9vtn4SRkGP #fb Tue Apr 08 12:41:47 +0000 2014
- @ottawanag do it Tue Apr 08 12:38:26 +0000 2014
- Wait… you mean that wasn’t vanilla yogurt? http://t.co/WgL57UYvfu Tue Apr 08 12:36:09 +0000 2014
- Wait… you mean that wasn’t vanilla yogurt? http://t.co/5lzb6oi83Y Mon Apr 07 21:35:55 +0000 2014
- Receptionist: “Who would you like to see?” Visitor: “Bitch, please.” http://t.co/2rWCixsVlL Mon Apr 07 21:33:55 +0000 2014
- Were devilled eggs served? http://t.co/5LT8CJ7j0E Mon Apr 07 21:32:34 +0000 2014
- Why would anyone take the 10 deal? #math http://t.co/WOdbGZhJOp Mon Apr 07 21:31:47 +0000 2014
- I know some people who have been abusing this drug http://t.co/Bp6jDbflFg Mon Apr 07 21:24:43 +0000 2014
- A quick an easy way to turn your white kid black http://t.co/OyfxoGNgHp Mon Apr 07 21:24:12 +0000 2014
- Is this evidence-based? Who knows. But nice to know that my coffee and wine addictions are beneficial http://t.co/Q4xkm3VoOd #fb Mon Apr 07 20:56:16 +0000 2014
- One more student meeting conducted via Google Hangout. Sweeeet. #fb Mon Apr 07 18:51:43 +0000 2014
- Did someone say “Indian erections”? I’m here! #fb Mon Apr 07 17:37:29 +0000 2014
- Allergies plus leg day = one very unproductive afternoon #fb Mon Apr 07 17:33:05 +0000 2014
- Course load crippled me this year. Teaching same load plus one more course next year. Students, don’t expect much individual attention! #fb Mon Apr 07 17:32:11 +0000 2014
- @cmess_ whoohoo Mon Apr 07 17:24:39 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/0DYxvwCAD2 #fb Mon Apr 07 15:34:23 +0000 2014
- @techcyclists i hear ya Mon Apr 07 14:36:55 +0000 2014
- This should be a children’s book http://t.co/cqgf4Rs4H1 #fb Mon Apr 07 14:09:23 +0000 2014
- Reactine…. you are my best friend #fb Mon Apr 07 14:04:02 +0000 2014
- First hour of Chromecasting: not impressed #fb Mon Apr 07 11:57:52 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots looks like it’s fake Mon Apr 07 11:35:08 +0000 2014
- @karennewell7 whew Mon Apr 07 11:34:39 +0000 2014
- So far, virtual office hours via Google Hangout is a success. No need to leave my home or my TV. #fb Sun Apr 06 23:07:24 +0000 2014
- Am about to try to have virtual office hours via Google Hangout… it might not work! #fb Sun Apr 06 21:51:36 +0000 2014
- Strawberries look like they should taste better than they do #fb Sun Apr 06 21:15:47 +0000 2014
- And so it begins… #antiscience #idjits http://t.co/QjTO37Qoxn Sun Apr 06 21:15:36 +0000 2014
- Allergy season fatigue. Definitely what I have. https://t.co/cr2VUcL4be #fb Sun Apr 06 20:48:57 +0000 2014
- @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 http://t.co/CHPcILmrAa Sat Apr 05 21:44:51 +0000 2014
- @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 you guys didn’t miss anything. And don’t worry about your mark. Your poster was excellent Sat Apr 05 21:22:04 +0000 2014
- Stupid is as stupid does http://t.co/tpDf66Tqa2 Sat Apr 05 14:06:45 +0000 2014
- Balconies, patios… I trust none of them! http://t.co/nvTWEGwQqi Sat Apr 05 14:05:18 +0000 2014
- So, would you rather smell farts or smell like farts? #fb Sat Apr 05 14:04:16 +0000 2014
- #wisdom http://t.co/ISvXdziOhW Sat Apr 05 13:54:38 +0000 2014
- Will probably end up in my class one day http://t.co/hbNnJd0m9r Sat Apr 05 13:51:03 +0000 2014
- @ottawanag wow Sat Apr 05 13:50:49 +0000 2014
- BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! http://t.co/BSvRhkB8yU Sat Apr 05 13:47:44 +0000 2014
- “A Strong Independent Dog Who Don’t Need No Man” http://t.co/cgkiQSI98z Sat Apr 05 13:46:32 +0000 2014
- Dear Epidemiology students: today is the big day! See you at noon. Sat Apr 05 12:53:28 +0000 2014
- Are we ready for India’s upcoming election? http://t.co/JUoNiTdoNa Sat Apr 05 12:17:17 +0000 2014
- I literally just taught a student the meaning of the word “phallus”. Interpret that however you choose #fb Fri Apr 04 19:21:19 +0000 2014
- Think about it. http://t.co/66T1zf5zY8 Fri Apr 04 17:18:48 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/0Ku7w9tDyT Fri Apr 04 17:18:08 +0000 2014
- Jerks. They’re everywhere. http://t.co/ph6qub24BJ Fri Apr 04 17:15:41 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie >:( Fri Apr 04 16:59:44 +0000 2014
- Okay I see it now. Leonard from Big Bang Theory. Sigh. http://t.co/biq2c735wV Fri Apr 04 15:56:08 +0000 2014
- While I’m sure this is a sweet story, Tiger looks traumatized, like, “Dude, I have seen some shit.” http://t.co/xTGetuT72N Fri Apr 04 14:52:23 +0000 2014
- Students don’t know how to communicate with professors http://t.co/MgBxULzXMG Fri Apr 04 14:11:14 +0000 2014
- @HimymCraig Watched the ending 5 times now. I thought it was great Fri Apr 04 13:57:56 +0000 2014
- I’m thinking she lost a bet http://t.co/fhjvTLeLrK Fri Apr 04 11:51:57 +0000 2014
- Quiet in front… or I’ll scratch your eyes out http://t.co/112YzxTVEd Fri Apr 04 11:51:34 +0000 2014
- Who wants some of this? http://t.co/4MCewDUCaM Fri Apr 04 11:40:38 +0000 2014
- You don’t say…. http://t.co/eAZQGUyf1n Fri Apr 04 11:33:08 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/tocPSuGz1a #fb Fri Apr 04 11:28:54 +0000 2014
- @sabali2013 @RISSIJHS we are always open to new editors Thu Apr 03 23:19:26 +0000 2014
- If I were Peter Cetera I would name my firstborn “Et” #fb Thu Apr 03 21:11:21 +0000 2014
- Editors of the @RISSIJHS student journal http://t.co/zmugctdfvy Thu Apr 03 20:40:58 +0000 2014
- Having closing year drinks with my beloved editors of the @RISSIJHS student – run journal #fb Thu Apr 03 20:39:34 +0000 2014
- Introduction to Epidemiology – The Last Class: http://t.co/dgcjTTIbta via @YouTube Thu Apr 03 19:27:23 +0000 2014
- Chalk was probably made from white poop http://t.co/kBahxnZljJ Thu Apr 03 18:06:44 +0000 2014
- Last lecture of the semester starts in under 30 minutes. Pants or no pants? Hmmm…. #fb Thu Apr 03 18:03:51 +0000 2014
- Stoned dog http://t.co/FyZghhqSFA Thu Apr 03 17:56:11 +0000 2014
- Meow http://t.co/W9fJxPeQ0m Thu Apr 03 17:55:39 +0000 2014
- Good thing today is the last class for the semester http://t.co/pN4uzAPR3C Thu Apr 03 16:18:41 +0000 2014
- Damn. This season’s Survivor is like a well-written professional wrestling arc #chaoskass #fb Thu Apr 03 16:03:00 +0000 2014
- Going to the Arctic? How to make curry that’ll keep http://t.co/uHEV0wLHZB #fb Thu Apr 03 15:59:47 +0000 2014
- Videos that defend your love of professional wrestling. http://t.co/QP16fnUB3h Thu Apr 03 15:56:45 +0000 2014
- #educationfail http://t.co/p0lEOayDh3 Thu Apr 03 15:33:01 +0000 2014
- Breakfast = sausages and leftover bean curry. That’s not weird, right? #fb Thu Apr 03 14:48:40 +0000 2014
- Unhappiness is when I go looking for the cute dog whose yelps echo through the store, but turns out to be a dude with Tourettes #fb Thu Apr 03 14:21:10 +0000 2014
- I miss the Harlem Shake thing. Yeah, that’s right. I miss it. #fb Thu Apr 03 07:05:12 +0000 2014
- Another rarely discussed advantage of babies is that they can also double as lumbar supports http://t.co/pBr8RGFm0F Thu Apr 03 04:32:49 +0000 2014
- I dunno… denying your baby burrito drippings is just cruel http://t.co/OXRuZL5fYw Thu Apr 03 04:30:28 +0000 2014
- They just want to commemorate the nature of her conception http://t.co/h8rcumFToH Thu Apr 03 04:16:04 +0000 2014
- You gots ta have standards http://t.co/6VZ1SKH92M Thu Apr 03 04:14:57 +0000 2014
- This poor guy is clearly being hounded by the paparazzi http://t.co/gCRbpEUmzH Wed Apr 02 23:43:36 +0000 2014
- No. http://t.co/SbsJ8zHehg Wed Apr 02 20:26:44 +0000 2014
- I don’t know what’s going on here http://t.co/8YkRhzDfbU Wed Apr 02 20:26:07 +0000 2014
- No. http://t.co/N9vsTSwHqp Wed Apr 02 20:25:27 +0000 2014
- No http://t.co/gA8OP7HSs5 Wed Apr 02 16:32:06 +0000 2014
- Nice costume http://t.co/gbaBgMQ5pp Wed Apr 02 16:30:37 +0000 2014
- What… I don’t… I… what…? http://t.co/ECtWTMdyuN Wed Apr 02 16:02:49 +0000 2014
- Shoplifting fail http://t.co/PIz8pUQ2sf Wed Apr 02 16:01:28 +0000 2014
- Hearing good news about grad students’ scholarship apps. For those who were unsuccessful: hang in there; there will be other opportunities. Wed Apr 02 15:52:46 +0000 2014
- Well, my Chromebook stopped working last night. I hope this is a temporary thing….. #fb Wed Apr 02 15:19:14 +0000 2014
- Always nice when the airline gives you a compliment http://t.co/wz33pANDdL Wed Apr 02 15:06:21 +0000 2014
- How not to lock your bike http://t.co/JWgfoDutcI Wed Apr 02 15:02:30 +0000 2014
- Vintage photo: Stan Laurel [suited] Charlie Chaplin [2nd left bottom row] http://t.co/jbN7njrHOo Wed Apr 02 15:00:52 +0000 2014
- Queen’s University position for someone with biostats/epidemiology background in ophthalmology http://t.co/wvhbiIAHHN #fb Wed Apr 02 14:55:11 +0000 2014
- Ontario gov’t position, ideal for someone with M.Sc. in Epidemiology http://t.co/1aN4S7isCd #fb Wed Apr 02 14:54:32 +0000 2014
- Toronto-based evidence-based consultant position http://t.co/2pLcUvYQc4 #fb Wed Apr 02 14:53:34 +0000 2014
- Team leader positions with the Ontario Ministry of Transportation, safety policy http://t.co/Se28OyOLsI #fb Wed Apr 02 14:53:00 +0000 2014
- How many times per day do administrators use the phrase, “Going forward…” ? #fb Wed Apr 02 14:34:49 +0000 2014
- Everytime I read “Yanukovytch” I think ‘Weird Al” #fb Wed Apr 02 14:10:27 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 @dkaykay11 Jesus cripes Wed Apr 02 12:59:58 +0000 2014
- No http://t.co/7ybsX7ssA1 Wed Apr 02 12:26:20 +0000 2014
- Prison brochure? http://t.co/nCa4Qwue22 Wed Apr 02 12:25:22 +0000 2014
- Um…. no thanks… http://t.co/nUNdkgt60c Wed Apr 02 12:03:45 +0000 2014
- Not the colour I was expecting http://t.co/Lskp7RSBsy Wed Apr 02 12:03:12 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/t2F5gLDgEN #fb Wed Apr 02 11:59:07 +0000 2014
- @CADTH_ACMTS looking for Clinical Research Officers. Great opportunity for epi and health sciences grad students http://t.co/XisARDnIpA Wed Apr 02 03:55:50 +0000 2014
- My Edited Video: http://t.co/om7YttDOhf via @YouTube Wed Apr 02 03:48:56 +0000 2014
- d: http://t.co/m90TmxK05j via @YouTube Tue Apr 01 20:53:14 +0000 2014
- The extraordinary staff of the @RISSIJHS student-run journal (http://t.co/crx5NutVH7) http://t.co/73GC1Oa2Yo Tue Apr 01 18:05:09 +0000 2014
- “A Fascinating Timepiece, Engineered to Look Like Deep Space Nine” http://t.co/CwrmI3E0jL #geek #fb Tue Apr 01 12:19:42 +0000 2014
- This is my impression of a Chicago mobster or a Baldwin brother http://t.co/h1fjCOrNGt Tue Apr 01 11:59:50 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/p9fXQvxU40 #fb Tue Apr 01 11:05:35 +0000 2014
- Hey, I liked the HIMYM finale #fb Tue Apr 01 08:02:38 +0000 2014
- See the problem here? http://t.co/lxlf5Ba8Z7 Mon Mar 31 19:38:06 +0000 2014
- Check out the designs for NASA’s new space suits http://t.co/xZ9o7VPbWK #fb Mon Mar 31 19:33:38 +0000 2014
- Looks like the new Deonandia Podcast is officially launched http://t.co/gLaAPhY1IM #fb Mon Mar 31 18:52:18 +0000 2014
- Reminder: I’ll be teaching a webinar on International Health for @csebsceb on April 29 http://t.co/g7OT7oXpZw #fb Mon Mar 31 18:24:08 +0000 2014
- “teaching loads should be higher” Aieee…. http://t.co/lajqU6LD2J #fb Mon Mar 31 16:27:38 +0000 2014
- This is either adorable or horrifying http://t.co/zi0N90MsgP Mon Mar 31 15:23:04 +0000 2014
- I have a thing for clever homes. This dude built an environmentally conscious dream house for $9000 http://t.co/FRC0AEZZlI #fb Mon Mar 31 15:21:31 +0000 2014
- One more paper revised and re-submitted. The academic factory rolls on… #fb Mon Mar 31 15:04:58 +0000 2014
- Happiness is realizing that I’m not late for my 10am meeting because I don’t actually have a 10am meeting #fb Mon Mar 31 13:47:50 +0000 2014
- Last night I dreamt that my home was haunted by ghosts of an electrician and a… how shall I say… Person who rides the short bus #fb Mon Mar 31 13:46:17 +0000 2014
- This http://t.co/s3NIZk3QFf Mon Mar 31 12:40:42 +0000 2014
- Is this some sort of secret ancient code? Am I supposed to respond in Aramaic or something? http://t.co/647lfIqX1b Mon Mar 31 12:26:42 +0000 2014
- @nbarrowman I mentioned you in this http://t.co/naiUPGTi41 Mon Mar 31 11:55:28 +0000 2014
- My interview with @grahamsanders and Aparna Halpe about education reform http://t.co/naiUPGTi41 Mon Mar 31 02:36:11 +0000 2014
- For those who missed my talk at UOHS yesterday, here’s an audio recording http://t.co/YLZMkH55f7 Mon Mar 31 01:08:36 +0000 2014
- Intimidated by a big black cock http://t.co/0ggzrw36pl Sun Mar 30 19:11:59 +0000 2014
- Seems there’s a lot more left to see in the world http://t.co/yqdtSfipUp #fb Sun Mar 30 14:01:02 +0000 2014
- @1MaginAZN damn. sounds great. but i’m overdue for an evening with a certain young lady Sun Mar 30 00:59:44 +0000 2014
- Whaa area @1MaginAZN http://t.co/frHPYVglFA Sun Mar 30 00:55:25 +0000 2014
- Unhappiness is when you surreptitiously steal an extra meal from the symposium buffet line… and it turns out to be salad #fb Sat Mar 29 19:44:59 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 yes Sat Mar 29 15:55:52 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 I only mentioned gay porn once Sat Mar 29 15:51:38 +0000 2014
- @MidiaHassan Oh I’m sure someone will be in 1106. I’ll just lecture to them. Sat Mar 29 15:49:24 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 just met Dr Rayner. I was very professional. Sat Mar 29 15:46:35 +0000 2014
- At a Health Symposium. Two tables of snacks: one full of baked carbs, the other fresh fruit. Let’s see which gets exhausted first. #fb Sat Mar 29 15:46:11 +0000 2014
- @MidiaHassan See? I knew the info would come to me! Sat Mar 29 15:37:12 +0000 2014
- Just used Zen navigation: following a random person. Rarely gets where you want to go. Often gets you where you need to be. Sometimes jail. Sat Mar 29 15:36:13 +0000 2014
- At the UOHS event now. Everyone is so well dressed. I’m glad I wore underwear. As far as you know. #fb Sat Mar 29 15:25:39 +0000 2014
- @MidiaHassan it will come to me in a dream… or via Twitter Sat Mar 29 15:24:27 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 oh yeah, that place Sat Mar 29 15:24:08 +0000 2014
- Suddenly realize I have no idea where the event at supposed to be speaking in an hour is located… #fb Sat Mar 29 14:14:01 +0000 2014
- A high fibre diet has many advantages. Convenience is not one of them. #fb Sat Mar 29 12:58:53 +0000 2014
- I liked a @YouTube video from @scotfoodstore http://t.co/kb20kvl40a DMob Acid – We call it Acieed – DMob Acid – We call it Acieed – Sat Mar 29 12:14:01 +0000 2014
- I bet this guy is Russian http://t.co/BmbT5B52jt Fri Mar 28 23:48:30 +0000 2014
- Looks like Hugh Laurie and @neiltyson tripping: http://t.co/lSzhY5poLq @fb Fri Mar 28 23:25:14 +0000 2014
- Americans is fatty people http://t.co/iydah4EdnD Fri Mar 28 22:47:59 +0000 2014
- Toronto-based health promotion consultant wanted http://t.co/9qxDjrGNK9 #fb Fri Mar 28 22:45:11 +0000 2014
- @1MaginAZN oh shit. I forgot about that. Guess I’d better plan to say something… Fri Mar 28 22:19:27 +0000 2014
- Whoa. “Take a Look at the First Successfully Transplanted, 3D-Printed Skull” http://t.co/RfxgJZHg2M #fb Fri Mar 28 22:06:19 +0000 2014
- @EyonB It’s a tough gig Fri Mar 28 20:58:42 +0000 2014
- “Damn it, Stan. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And doggone it, people like you.” http://t.co/7fEP16Bwte Fri Mar 28 20:56:33 +0000 2014
- Seems legit http://t.co/OyrlGSQyUU Fri Mar 28 20:54:15 +0000 2014
- Fucking cat http://t.co/fqspT5p7WC Fri Mar 28 20:53:26 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/1HdTsBUavg #fb Fri Mar 28 20:47:29 +0000 2014
- So who is more at fault here? Asshole road rage guy? Or passive aggressive videotaping woman? Discuss. http://t.co/acWCggp7Rr Fri Mar 28 20:40:20 +0000 2014
- So I did a Google search for images similar to http://t.co/TGH5Qt6sj9 and this is what I got http://t.co/GQ4OB5LxTb Fri Mar 28 20:35:00 +0000 2014
- I was trying to see what I would look like if an elephant were to step on my face http://t.co/TGH5Qt6sj9 Fri Mar 28 20:17:38 +0000 2014
- I need to turn my particular brand of shallow, vapid intellectualism into embarrassing mountains of filthy lucre. Any ideas? Fri Mar 28 17:46:03 +0000 2014
- @LuciaEyzaguirre Nope. Walked out. Fri Mar 28 15:16:18 +0000 2014
- Dear chiropractor, if the typical waiting room time is an hour, maybe you shouldn’t be so eager to liberally make appointments? #fb Fri Mar 28 14:45:30 +0000 2014
- Remember when riding the subway was magical? Oh man, times have changed #fb http://t.co/4UzmP6gHSA Fri Mar 28 14:24:39 +0000 2014
- What could possibly go wrong? “This Floating Generator Could One Day Power Your City” http://t.co/wewmMI5DPX #fb Fri Mar 28 14:18:19 +0000 2014
- “This Time-Lapse Video of Fireflies Will Utterly Mesmerize You” http://t.co/9FlQJR4NV7 #fb Fri Mar 28 13:48:26 +0000 2014
- @neiltyson talks about MMA. Love it when my worlds collide http://t.co/IiEj5RRfNY #fb Fri Mar 28 13:28:30 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots https://t.co/cwLTSNV97R Fri Mar 28 12:06:36 +0000 2014
- House guest is gone but I’m still hearing meows. I wonder if it laid an egg #fb Fri Mar 28 10:38:22 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day: centipede kills a snake http://t.co/rDGu74hdqL #fb Fri Mar 28 02:53:55 +0000 2014
- Here’s a picture of a snake eating a crocodile. Good night. http://t.co/ZdmWCKNNSu Fri Mar 28 02:52:55 +0000 2014
- Unlikely animal friendships http://t.co/8RQobzAHVT #fb Fri Mar 28 02:44:26 +0000 2014
- @bumblebrie how about a DVD of Chess: the Musical? Thu Mar 27 21:52:37 +0000 2014
- Many thanks to @Kutchinbird who piggy-backed me up the stairs to my office this afternoon. Yes I am literally riding my grad students’ asses Thu Mar 27 18:54:43 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 @dkaykay11 yep. guest lecturer. no youtube feed. Thu Mar 27 18:14:57 +0000 2014
- Been listening to Kraftwek all morning. Feel an urge to slick back my hair and wear a skinny leather tie #fb Thu Mar 27 16:45:18 +0000 2014
- Oh man. I just had to pee soooo bad. Hasn’t been this close since kindergarten #oldage #fb Thu Mar 27 14:17:09 +0000 2014
- @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 uh what’s going on here? Thu Mar 27 14:14:12 +0000 2014
- Brilliant photos of stormtroopers doing everyday shit http://t.co/gYBrARQHPs #fb Thu Mar 27 13:05:21 +0000 2014
- This is how it works, right? http://t.co/y3FMh47Qyi Thu Mar 27 12:07:37 +0000 2014
- Encourage mint http://t.co/miUJBs90I7 Thu Mar 27 12:06:42 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/OMtNVJGPt7 #fb Thu Mar 27 11:57:13 +0000 2014
- Inbox down to 68…. time for bed? #fb Thu Mar 27 06:56:07 +0000 2014
- Public Health Social Media Challenge http://t.co/Mt8eHwJo5R #fb Thu Mar 27 06:46:48 +0000 2014
- Almost 2:AM, backlog of work, and I find myself dancing about my condo to Kraftwerk. No drugs involved. Seriously. #fb Thu Mar 27 05:38:43 +0000 2014
- Finding Jesus http://t.co/QuweJfoL55 Thu Mar 27 04:26:15 +0000 2014
- Did a GIS for “vegan person” and the first hit caused me to gag a little #fb Thu Mar 27 04:22:21 +0000 2014
- Ah, Brazil http://t.co/dp7ZjIkwA3 Thu Mar 27 04:04:07 +0000 2014
- Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A: It’s an obscure number you probably haven’t heard of #fb Thu Mar 27 01:47:56 +0000 2014
- Nun chucks http://t.co/xUBPAmJ6WT Thu Mar 27 01:39:45 +0000 2014
- Latest blog post from our student-run, peer-reviewed journal, by Julie Boucher: Biology and Genetic Endowment http://t.co/jBGTmhOmYl Thu Mar 27 01:15:47 +0000 2014
- Fucking cat! What do you want from me? Leave me alone! #fb Thu Mar 27 01:08:52 +0000 2014
- Snow Black http://t.co/NcEZTeNTOs Thu Mar 27 01:07:01 +0000 2014
- Fucking hipsters http://t.co/24iih5m0O3 Thu Mar 27 00:04:57 +0000 2014
- Only some of you will get this http://t.co/vGWr6fHjyT Wed Mar 26 23:54:21 +0000 2014
- Just had a parade of student meetings in the grad bar as I imbibed several pints of beer. Now this is the professor life I was expecting! Wed Mar 26 20:28:44 +0000 2014
- Three classic movies in one still photo? http://t.co/rHcxbyvzkT Wed Mar 26 15:34:30 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/KBrWEbpc4d #fb Wed Mar 26 15:30:22 +0000 2014
- This fellow is a former reme http://t.co/Pt7HDI9oZL Wed Mar 26 14:00:34 +0000 2014
- Apparently I’m speaking at the UOttawa Health Symposium this weekend. So come on out! http://t.co/n1vPi17O8y #fb Wed Mar 26 12:10:53 +0000 2014
- Job opportunity in public health, global health, knowledge mobilization http://t.co/7gEmMh3YuP Wed Mar 26 12:03:51 +0000 2014
- Ooooo, it’s only minus 10 this morning! Break out the swimwear! #fb Wed Mar 26 11:47:15 +0000 2014
- One Comedian’s Amazing Response To The People Who Complain About “Reverse Racism” http://t.co/tvle3dAC9W #fb Wed Mar 26 11:44:25 +0000 2014
- 4:AM and inbox is down to 82. Sigh. #fb Wed Mar 26 08:06:19 +0000 2014
- Found this video of myself lecturing at a very ghetto looking Algonquin College. Dig the beard! https://t.co/zIUf3hhlam Wed Mar 26 04:02:31 +0000 2014
- What I learned today: Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman #fb Wed Mar 26 03:57:13 +0000 2014
- Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/iQRstv47sv #fb Wed Mar 26 03:55:15 +0000 2014
- Check out #2 and #22 http://t.co/OHLSlHjuqk Wed Mar 26 03:52:26 +0000 2014
- Cats are assholes http://t.co/b4mruRTtFM Wed Mar 26 03:47:41 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/O1nhE9z4Rs #fb Wed Mar 26 03:46:21 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 we do look alike Wed Mar 26 03:35:33 +0000 2014
- Health research internship in Jamaica: http://t.co/MA35a2HOOe #fb Wed Mar 26 03:30:31 +0000 2014
- Cleavage http://t.co/CoLQJD6GxW Tue Mar 25 23:03:19 +0000 2014
- Introduction to Epidemiology – Matched Studies: http://t.co/HUyaro91UD via @YouTube Tue Mar 25 21:29:08 +0000 2014
- Neil “the grass” Tyson https://t.co/GMdbTcQnJs Tue Mar 25 14:19:16 +0000 2014
- Susanna Hoffs is 55 years old and still smokin’ hot #fb Tue Mar 25 14:09:46 +0000 2014
- Woke up today with old Matthew Sweet songs in my head. Remember Matthew Sweet? #fb Tue Mar 25 13:10:24 +0000 2014
- Inbox amazingly down to 86… and the work day isn’t even over yet! I deserve a beer… #fb Mon Mar 24 19:45:34 +0000 2014
- This fellow is a former reme http://t.co/eMUcZtUGSk Mon Mar 24 18:34:17 +0000 2014
- When even the education companies can’t spell… http://t.co/qXYUh25DDg Mon Mar 24 18:33:40 +0000 2014
- want http://t.co/UveZqSFydb Mon Mar 24 18:28:52 +0000 2014
- Don’t open it!!!!! http://t.co/JuzgvphXFd Mon Mar 24 18:28:23 +0000 2014
- Don’t sublet your apartment to strangers http://t.co/zQ4tNKdHQf #fb Mon Mar 24 18:03:58 +0000 2014
- @jpli18 I’m always too strong Mon Mar 24 16:13:11 +0000 2014
- What i learned today: blue cheese is crappy for omelettes #fb Mon Mar 24 13:59:44 +0000 2014
- You will never be able to unsee this http://t.co/XHlaHrQaVF Mon Mar 24 13:28:53 +0000 2014
- Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/WhovDGVCSQ #fb Mon Mar 24 13:27:11 +0000 2014
- Cusco International recruiting for international development professionals https://t.co/Hx595thluH Mon Mar 24 12:56:12 +0000 2014
- Public Health Promotion Fellowship in an Aboriginal community http://t.co/3QzFEzw5nH #fb Mon Mar 24 12:54:01 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/TIeZnhfR53 #fb Mon Mar 24 12:22:16 +0000 2014
- Who are the most successful actors, in terms of box office money? http://t.co/jTPmfsMDME #fb Mon Mar 24 12:17:41 +0000 2014
- The bicycle pulling puzzle http://t.co/Q5yIRWy7jt #fb Mon Mar 24 12:15:03 +0000 2014
- Freaky optical illusions https://t.co/lwOEqAxZsc #fb Mon Mar 24 04:12:17 +0000 2014
- Wrong number http://t.co/xHaX53R9vo Sun Mar 23 21:59:04 +0000 2014
- Wrong number http://t.co/2qYOU7ZbFX Sun Mar 23 21:30:43 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 Google remembers for me Sun Mar 23 21:16:06 +0000 2014
- Wrong number http://t.co/TDPjBWZZEU Sun Mar 23 20:13:44 +0000 2014
- Savasana http://t.co/31GHg8BwTI Sun Mar 23 19:49:30 +0000 2014
- Failed Home Alone remake… http://t.co/c0y1OVMx2i Sun Mar 23 18:43:13 +0000 2014
- “The original inhabitants of China were Black Africans who arrived there about 100 000 years ago….” http://t.co/MRane1LYp4 Sun Mar 23 18:30:10 +0000 2014
- #fail http://t.co/Can7d70fEG Sun Mar 23 18:14:20 +0000 2014
- Happy geek independence day. What? Greek? Fine. Happy Greek independence day. Nerds. Sun Mar 23 15:37:53 +0000 2014
- Magic tricks for dogs https://t.co/r7QLlj0sDH Sun Mar 23 14:31:40 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 ha Sun Mar 23 02:16:43 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 does he know you’re stalking him? Sun Mar 23 01:10:59 +0000 2014
- Shit just got real http://t.co/Uy61f4aobb Sat Mar 22 21:58:05 +0000 2014
- Doesn’t have to burn if you take precautions http://t.co/tmfzA86Y8m Sat Mar 22 21:57:20 +0000 2014
- Pre-internet and post-internet http://t.co/AJjJPvBhyW Sat Mar 22 21:50:19 +0000 2014
- be warned! http://t.co/PjxAfNgqEP Sat Mar 22 21:48:52 +0000 2014
- At least she’s not 1080p http://t.co/O1qphAck1b Sat Mar 22 21:48:14 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 I will lecture him into submission Sat Mar 22 16:55:42 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 that’s when you invest in a rottweiler and a bb gun aimed at the testicles Sat Mar 22 16:53:18 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 I keep a spreadsheet of my stalkers Sat Mar 22 16:51:17 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 kids Sat Mar 22 16:48:53 +0000 2014
- Samsung galaxy s4 recent update to 4.42 has really slowed down my phone. Bastards #fb Sat Mar 22 16:48:29 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 make it trend Sat Mar 22 16:47:30 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 well duh. Skiffy.ca Sat Mar 22 16:46:30 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 oh I understood it. Just found it a shallow version of classic Sci fi Sat Mar 22 16:45:35 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 I’ve seen it. Not impressed. Sat Mar 22 16:43:56 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 you kids and your cultural references that are way too recent Sat Mar 22 16:28:08 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 are they? You can’t prove it Sat Mar 22 16:25:31 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 you’re still asleep, you realize. This convo isn’t happening Sat Mar 22 16:15:52 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 think #dreamtweet will trend? Sat Mar 22 16:13:27 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 #indenial Sat Mar 22 16:05:56 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 oh you’re my rep now? Sat Mar 22 16:03:58 +0000 2014
- Dear old folks on the train, please lock the door when you’re in the toilet. Aiee. Now I need eye bleach! #fb Sat Mar 22 15:17:29 +0000 2014
- Read An Issue Of The First Academic Journal Devoted To Studying Porn http://t.co/BAqi1oOr8s #fb Sat Mar 22 14:09:16 +0000 2014
- Ah, the 80s https://t.co/7NTvGkbXBV Sat Mar 22 03:07:30 +0000 2014
- And so it begins… #antiscience #idjits http://t.co/fpLnrpsl3j Fri Mar 21 23:08:04 +0000 2014
- @Jshree16 welcome to the modern world Fri Mar 21 19:19:00 +0000 2014
- #bah is already a well used hashtag. Bah. #fb Fri Mar 21 09:05:06 +0000 2014
- Who’s more famous than Jesus? http://t.co/fPJcHd0g8i Fri Mar 21 07:40:50 +0000 2014
- Ah, the 80s. Remember this Canadian sitcom called “Me & Max”? https://t.co/OcNvARq62b #fb Fri Mar 21 07:06:48 +0000 2014
- “if wishes were horses, I’d be eating wish meat every night” – Mo Sizlack #fb Thu Mar 20 22:14:51 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 #doublebah Thu Mar 20 21:30:17 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 bah #bah Thu Mar 20 21:22:05 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 it is supposed to be… but youtube is fucking up right now Thu Mar 20 21:16:58 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 ps you can’t start trending on twitter if your tweets are protected! Thu Mar 20 21:01:06 +0000 2014
- Nice job @RashiKhilnani http://t.co/0MyZF5eVOs Thu Mar 20 19:50:27 +0000 2014
- Teaching an entire class from the comfort of [unspecified location] was 2 much fun, thanks to G-Hangouts and Twitter http://t.co/e6AUSuJps3 Thu Mar 20 19:42:56 +0000 2014
- RT @KarineLandry16: @heatherconwayy what do you think…coffee in @deonandan’s mug? #noway #virtuallectures #epi Thu Mar 20 19:33:23 +0000 2014
- RT @KarineLandry16: People walking by my computer in the library giving weird looks… @deonandan #piratehat Thu Mar 20 19:26:38 +0000 2014
- @Leniloo92 what to wear? what to wear? Thu Mar 20 18:22:26 +0000 2014
- Holy crap. “Take Five” on sitar. https://t.co/mGcsPiiybC #fb Thu Mar 20 15:16:39 +0000 2014
- Today I will give my class lecture entirely online, from an undisclosed secure location. Yes, I will be wearing pants. As far as you know. Thu Mar 20 14:54:46 +0000 2014
- test: http://t.co/oEVTwArvCT via @YouTube Thu Mar 20 14:34:46 +0000 2014
- Chromecast comes to Canada! http://t.co/A2dbxEowOi #fb Wed Mar 19 21:31:17 +0000 2014
- Interesting blog post by @spaikin on gender parity among his show’s guests http://t.co/LKtJOtZPEz #fb Wed Mar 19 21:17:03 +0000 2014
- “I’d love to never have to jerk off” – @louisck #fb Wed Mar 19 20:47:08 +0000 2014
- There’s a woman on the @porterairlines shuttle bus taking pictures of her feet #fb Wed Mar 19 19:35:16 +0000 2014
- Toronto, bitches #fb Wed Mar 19 19:16:44 +0000 2014
- Pleased and impressed with @VIA_Rail customer service during the native protests today Wed Mar 19 16:56:25 +0000 2014
- @VIA_Rail thanks I was indeed able to get through Wed Mar 19 16:34:32 +0000 2014
- New hipster term for roadkill: artisanal clothing #fb Wed Mar 19 16:34:13 +0000 2014
- Bread is merely a butter delivery system #fb Wed Mar 19 16:09:37 +0000 2014
- A Native protest caused me to cancel my @VIA_Rail trip today, and to burn through some @porterairlines points to get my sweet ass to Toronto Wed Mar 19 14:49:39 +0000 2014
- @VIA_Rail I’m trying to cancel my trip on train 47 today, but not getting through. Can I call tomorrow and receive a full refund? Wed Mar 19 14:37:44 +0000 2014
- “I’m not racist. I’m a bigot. It’s completely different.” – @jimjefferies #fb Wed Mar 19 11:30:02 +0000 2014
- I hate when this happens http://t.co/5eDCadfOTu Wed Mar 19 10:50:04 +0000 2014
- nerds vs hipsters http://t.co/DlXroU3qId Wed Mar 19 10:46:50 +0000 2014
- Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/QOZnddMjIa #fb Wed Mar 19 10:39:18 +0000 2014
- Famous landmarks seen up close and far away http://t.co/DBrvrgesFi #fb Wed Mar 19 10:37:53 +0000 2014
- Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/cFSerCjjeo #fb Wed Mar 19 10:33:01 +0000 2014
- And I’ll have a side of cow pulls under gravy can with that http://t.co/9yRfg2ORKx Tue Mar 18 21:49:10 +0000 2014
- Even the translator gave up http://t.co/G5Gw7kKO9t Tue Mar 18 21:47:58 +0000 2014
- I’m assuming it’s a bloody execution http://t.co/igpMTxqpiq Tue Mar 18 21:47:17 +0000 2014
- I now understand where that orange-red sauce comes from http://t.co/4C2L4iOyVW Tue Mar 18 21:46:24 +0000 2014
- Introduction to Epidemiology – Sample Size Calculation: http://t.co/YBncuZ2o4U via @YouTube Tue Mar 18 21:45:33 +0000 2014
- This is where you walk your racist dog and play with your racist kids http://t.co/SEHYVB7f1A Tue Mar 18 21:45:32 +0000 2014
- Just had a nap on the floor of my office. yes it’s as disgusting as it sounds #fb Tue Mar 18 19:52:46 +0000 2014
- What do you call a couple of British dudes with underdeveloped glutes? Assless chaps. #rimshot #fb Tue Mar 18 12:20:44 +0000 2014
- Inbox down to a mere 88 and it’s only 2:AM. Time for bed #fb Tue Mar 18 06:12:14 +0000 2014
- These are some special burgers http://t.co/sOw9EUeq2o #fb Tue Mar 18 04:15:39 +0000 2014
- Unhappiness is when the ID-checker at the campus pub just waves me through 🙁 #fb Mon Mar 17 21:42:06 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots >:( Mon Mar 17 21:41:41 +0000 2014
- Cosmos for rednecks https://t.co/g4iraNx8ZU Mon Mar 17 20:56:25 +0000 2014
- In a reasonable world, anyone who thought like this wouldn’t even be able to turn on a computer… http://t.co/c8Ek9ZylRG Mon Mar 17 20:19:16 +0000 2014
- RT @RISSIJHS: Only 2 weeks left to submit a manuscript for the Special Issue on #Statistics & #Health http://t.co/4pVdHVRI7Y #STATS2014 Mon Mar 17 20:17:18 +0000 2014
- RT @News__Science: Why We Needed Cosmos to Return http://t.co/OnBWsw3Z7t Mon Mar 17 18:25:17 +0000 2014
- My latest Huffington post column : The World Needed the Return of ‘Cosmos’ via @HuffPostTV Mon Mar 17 16:24:19 +0000 2014
- A little awkward when Holi falls on the same day as St Patrick’s day. Do I wear green then splash red paint on it? #fb Mon Mar 17 15:46:56 +0000 2014
- “There’s one last story I want to tell you, and it’s the greatest story science has ever told…” – @neiltyson #Cosmos #fb Mon Mar 17 14:56:54 +0000 2014
- @RedParrots cat sitting. keep up. Mon Mar 17 14:06:47 +0000 2014
- Again, the saddest part about this is the comments section. More evidence that the world is filled with idiots. http://t.co/ZU2KWSKyya #fb Mon Mar 17 14:06:26 +0000 2014
- Cat sleeps through me loudly knocking over her water bowl, but jumps awake if I so much as brush past the bag of treats. Mon Mar 17 13:57:19 +0000 2014
- SAS On Demand for academics! Take note, cheap-ass epidemiologists and biostatisticians… http://t.co/elk8PEdvfg #fb Mon Mar 17 02:35:28 +0000 2014
- A shipping container house for only 40K http://t.co/pkNkWnkz8J #fb Mon Mar 17 01:09:04 +0000 2014
- No. http://t.co/weCYYqR048 Mon Mar 17 00:32:38 +0000 2014
- Finally located all my old MicroSoft columns (from 2006-2010) and have collected them all here: http://t.co/R8yBTz5BOJ #fb Sun Mar 16 23:23:00 +0000 2014
- Is anyone else being suddenly overwhelmed and stultified by Google ads today? #fb Sun Mar 16 23:08:30 +0000 2014
- On the plus side, if he falls, he won’t be able to see the bottom http://t.co/N2f1FNXJm9 Sun Mar 16 22:09:03 +0000 2014
- show off http://t.co/NFsln771Ys Sun Mar 16 22:07:35 +0000 2014
- #brilliant http://t.co/ASdSRf6i27 Sun Mar 16 22:05:39 +0000 2014
- Interview with former @uOttawaHealthSc student @tarun_rahman http://t.co/5fneN9eWsq Sun Mar 16 21:32:32 +0000 2014
- So are those, like, snacks? http://t.co/Rf0rcpnsng Sun Mar 16 21:21:10 +0000 2014
- Fascinating video of how a water droplet impacts the surface of a body of water http://t.co/DhVMTwGr4c #fb Sun Mar 16 19:53:40 +0000 2014
- Watch water roll uphill http://t.co/pi0bNdaOh4 #fb Sun Mar 16 19:52:33 +0000 2014
- “Technical high school: where dreams are narrowed down.” – Louis CK #fb Sun Mar 16 18:03:37 +0000 2014
- “New Zealander Changes Name to Longest Allowed by Law, Goes the Distance” http://t.co/LYzcjIhbtj #raywat #fb Sun Mar 16 16:26:57 +0000 2014
- Couldn’t find tape http://t.co/MMiBj1p4Fv Sun Mar 16 09:06:02 +0000 2014