Twitter Tweets from 2014-07-01 to 2014-07-31

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-7-1 to 2014-7-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Only on Via Rail do I order a red wine and get handed a water instead. Hmm. Let’s see how long this takes to get resolved… #fb Thu Jul 31 22:31:30 +0000 2014
Train pulls out of Ottawa station; just saw a naked homeless dude lounging in the grass, reading a newspaper. Guess I got my porn after all. Thu Jul 31 22:19:03 +0000 2014
Train departure delayed by an hour. Possibly more. This is when business class really pays off. #fb Thu Jul 31 21:42:56 +0000 2014
Via Rail blocked EZTV because it’s porn? Really? It’s mostly reruns of the Daily Show! http://t.co/YYoJChfEsC Thu Jul 31 21:11:21 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc sorry. Trying to take stuff off my plate, not add to it. Thu Jul 31 20:02:49 +0000 2014
RT @RISSIJHS: Epidemiology of ophthalmo disease among school age children in rural India | by Velkers, Turpin & @deonandan >> http://t.co/g… Thu Jul 31 17:01:12 +0000 2014
I love when I get up in the morning with a shit ton of things to do, none of which require me to leave my home, and there’s a thunder storm! Thu Jul 31 14:54:17 +0000 2014
Interview with that doctor who denied “ethnic sperm” to a white fertility patient in Calgary. Comes off as an ass. http://t.co/yWMdhMfsgD Thu Jul 31 14:47:37 +0000 2014
http://t.co/HoEhRKie3J Thu Jul 31 14:42:31 +0000 2014
http://t.co/oYmAzTqJTn Thu Jul 31 14:41:42 +0000 2014
http://t.co/QtFvCIJxYy Thu Jul 31 14:40:59 +0000 2014
#boobs http://t.co/bkqjnIcA4i Thu Jul 31 14:40:26 +0000 2014
Look at the woman’s face when she is caught http://t.co/ZbLb4zsxHR #fb Thu Jul 31 14:35:36 +0000 2014
How an AK-47 works http://t.co/uCeNJ3Qf6S #fb Thu Jul 31 14:32:50 +0000 2014
The universal hot-crazy matrix https://t.co/b8J71y8Brm Thu Jul 31 14:11:21 +0000 2014
But… but… but… it’s ACCURATE! http://t.co/6oIYLWZknY #fb Thu Jul 31 09:34:31 +0000 2014
The best science fiction books? This isn’t how I’d rank ’em. But everyone is different! http://t.co/4NomGXSobd #fb Thu Jul 31 07:25:18 +0000 2014
11 Brands You’ll Have To Let Go *If* You Want To Boycott Israel http://t.co/hNVvyfbcZI•-menzene-com/ Thu Jul 31 07:12:51 +0000 2014
The best set of animated GIFs are in the comment section http://t.co/EZ9stbhqHQ #fb Thu Jul 31 07:05:54 +0000 2014
My latest co-authored paper http://t.co/F0dGSW88Uo Thu Jul 31 02:40:21 +0000 2014
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/ADjtoI1Ogq Thu Jul 31 02:36:29 +0000 2014
RT @sam_clouthier: Found out @deonandan is my prof for epidemiology this year #winning Thu Jul 31 01:57:44 +0000 2014
What is this, some kind of jedi cat? http://t.co/hm1JTI9CDE #fb Wed Jul 30 21:56:27 +0000 2014
I still can’t do this, and frankly I refuse to learn http://t.co/LFN3nhNa1i Wed Jul 30 21:55:16 +0000 2014
What???? http://t.co/PdSr1W5Z1r Wed Jul 30 21:55:06 +0000 2014
Brilliant! http://t.co/Y5yJBXTW4m #fb Wed Jul 30 21:41:00 +0000 2014
Brilliant http://t.co/ngfef6044O Wed Jul 30 21:30:19 +0000 2014
The awesome power of Google has entered into the health research domain http://t.co/EAl55W8qR7 #fb Wed Jul 30 19:32:16 +0000 2014
http://t.co/c8vM76QtpN Wed Jul 30 19:27:16 +0000 2014
Dominance 101 http://t.co/COQquCcVAw #fb Wed Jul 30 19:21:20 +0000 2014
Tired of non-Onion sites not recognizing difference between satire and just making shit up. The 1st is clever, the 2nd is being an ass. #fb Wed Jul 30 18:18:45 +0000 2014
Senior Epidemiology or Health Economics position in Vancouver http://t.co/AKgrrllKSZ #fb Wed Jul 30 18:06:48 +0000 2014
Epidemiologist position in Vancouver http://t.co/BkzGNQtUG1 #fb Wed Jul 30 18:05:43 +0000 2014
Epidemiologist position in Toronto http://t.co/YUWMfdLMYp #fb Wed Jul 30 18:04:29 +0000 2014
Senior Analyst (Epidemiology or Health Sciences) job in Toronto http://t.co/9aON3FmU3m #fb Wed Jul 30 18:02:41 +0000 2014
Tenure-track position open in Health Evidence in Alberta: http://t.co/eYamALrLfd #fb Wed Jul 30 18:00:19 +0000 2014
http://t.co/VbKxhlIk2d Wed Jul 30 17:08:06 +0000 2014
http://t.co/ympCpGAOB5 Wed Jul 30 17:07:54 +0000 2014
CSIH presents: 21st Canadian Conference on Global Health, November 2-4, 2014, Ottawa, Canada, For more details visit http://t.co/cxF84dQt2Y Wed Jul 30 16:52:55 +0000 2014
@uOttawa students: Canada-Africa Exchange Scholarship: apply by Sep 30th: https://t.co/zBt7QUx1mm Wed Jul 30 16:51:25 +0000 2014
@uOttawa students: The R. Kelly McGinnis Scholarship for electives in Africa – see https://t.co/zBt7QUx1mm Wed Jul 30 16:50:13 +0000 2014
@uOttawa med students: Global Health Elective Scholarship Fund apply by Sep 30. Contact globalhealth@uottawa.ca for more details Wed Jul 30 16:49:10 +0000 2014
I’d be eating for free http://t.co/DTI4gZJf5q Wed Jul 30 16:42:09 +0000 2014
😮 http://t.co/1Kuy1EcZ7h Wed Jul 30 16:38:30 +0000 2014
Leave it to Germans to invent a bicycle you have to climb a mountain in order to use http://t.co/ALZAzmRv7z #fb Wed Jul 30 16:18:44 +0000 2014
http://t.co/1od52AMhHq Wed Jul 30 16:07:19 +0000 2014
So when British people say “tea” they can mean anything from a hot beverage to a full dinner? I thought you invented the language, people! Wed Jul 30 14:23:17 +0000 2014
Cheeseburger in a can. http://t.co/q4fY0awVoS #no #fb Wed Jul 30 12:53:08 +0000 2014
And then there’s this http://t.co/LiUJ2nAhM2 Wed Jul 30 12:47:05 +0000 2014
That’s right…. take that, PSYCHOLOGY! http://t.co/XafSNtD0QH Wed Jul 30 12:43:12 +0000 2014
Hey! http://t.co/ILPpQZ3TFO Wed Jul 30 12:39:19 +0000 2014
I’m nervous about my motorcycle highway test next month… and then there’s this guy http://t.co/1HcIxjH5JG #fb Wed Jul 30 12:28:21 +0000 2014
@RedParrots aw Wed Jul 30 02:06:06 +0000 2014
What do you call a single chinchilla? A chilchillum? Bachelor? #fb Wed Jul 30 01:39:07 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is: having trouble telling the theatre’s 3D glasses apart from my actual glasses #fb Wed Jul 30 01:38:28 +0000 2014
“Lucius, what be these icy objects fallen from the sky?” “Hail, Caesar!” #fb Tue Jul 29 22:41:58 +0000 2014
http://t.co/vrZamISE9r Tue Jul 29 21:14:52 +0000 2014
Catching this fish takes balls http://t.co/JyDHbIu14J #fb Tue Jul 29 17:03:40 +0000 2014
Middle aged Harry Potter http://t.co/0QjthE36gn Tue Jul 29 13:40:37 +0000 2014
Middle Aged Harry Potter http://t.co/EF61gIuhYe Tue Jul 29 13:38:49 +0000 2014
Um, are you seeing what I’m seeing? http://t.co/fymDaSTpkD Tue Jul 29 13:02:19 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/yVUtqbOOKK #fb Tue Jul 29 12:54:19 +0000 2014
Reading this now. Loving it. http://t.co/zV0qLGOUJM Tue Jul 29 01:20:33 +0000 2014
I haven’t read/seen The Hunger Games because I already saw Battle Royale. Yeah, I’m one of those people. http://t.co/DYOsB3OB5u Mon Jul 28 21:02:49 +0000 2014
And now there’s this http://t.co/SC9vzriqIx Mon Jul 28 20:40:53 +0000 2014
#grammar (even correct #grammar) http://t.co/OCcdUgnKSm Mon Jul 28 20:39:55 +0000 2014
Great animation of a hypercube, i.e. a 3D shadow of a 4D cube analog http://t.co/sPvZ3w32Sx #fb Mon Jul 28 20:36:24 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/AvCqdbUZoH #fb Mon Jul 28 20:35:15 +0000 2014
Just ordered this on Amazon. Couch and blue things not included. http://t.co/hx0Dc8LWGw Sun Jul 27 18:58:38 +0000 2014
Bad-ass video of Space-X’s reusable rocket. https://t.co/pHkjkQmiDR Sun Jul 27 18:20:26 +0000 2014
Know what was a pretty good science fiction novel? “Encounter With Tiber” by none other than @TheRealBuzz http://t.co/PCoi1dJJst Sun Jul 27 17:27:01 +0000 2014
Well this is a thing now http://t.co/5dc3bz4NhN Sun Jul 27 17:13:10 +0000 2014
So a Calgary fertility clinic doesn’t allow mixed-ethnicity parentage. WTF? Is this supposed to be satire? http://t.co/ZXwpZ1ri7x Sun Jul 27 17:04:36 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus… a 5k run the day after the day after leg day…. No. Just… no. #fb Sun Jul 27 16:58:00 +0000 2014
There are Klingons among us http://t.co/CDifPsiIr4 Sun Jul 27 16:47:15 +0000 2014
Not real… but cool http://t.co/ZLcBjwSns4 #fb Sun Jul 27 16:44:39 +0000 2014
Flower exposed to radiation from Fukushima nuclear facility Japan. Completely unverified photo. But still… http://t.co/ktUAblQVMY Sun Jul 27 16:42:16 +0000 2014
http://t.co/ZmihjnZnNM Sun Jul 27 16:38:48 +0000 2014
Apparently someone wrote an article about me back in 2006: http://t.co/nWC2esieeF Sun Jul 27 16:20:59 +0000 2014
@crundwellg Dude, this story is PRICELESS Sun Jul 27 15:12:24 +0000 2014
@crundwellg Is this event commonly known to US schoolkids? http://t.co/ir2Zzzla0f Sun Jul 27 15:09:14 +0000 2014
‘Murica http://t.co/Qar6uD7F3G #fb Sun Jul 27 15:05:09 +0000 2014
Lincoln, FDR, Washington and Jefferson as top 4: I can live with that. I think Teddy Roosevelt was overrated, and Eisenhower was underrated Sun Jul 27 14:58:58 +0000 2014
From @Wikipedia top US Presidents, sad that my lifetime has seen mediocre-to-poor leadership http://t.co/Y49Lm8RqU5 http://t.co/SAkmbRQvQN Sun Jul 27 14:53:22 +0000 2014
Wow http://t.co/NetDpYk5vX #fb Sun Jul 27 13:44:45 +0000 2014
In bed in my underwear, watching stand up comedy, and drinking port straight from the bottle #classy #fb Sun Jul 27 05:03:25 +0000 2014
Looks like a new thesis topic for one of my grad students http://t.co/BvtTsu9wxs Sun Jul 27 03:07:57 +0000 2014
High in fibre http://t.co/1fGAJ8E2Cw Sun Jul 27 03:07:04 +0000 2014
Parking in the rear http://t.co/Q9gwnxgbKi Sun Jul 27 03:06:37 +0000 2014
My book collection http://t.co/WvEoPko90P Sun Jul 27 02:07:15 +0000 2014
My Book Collection http://t.co/OVLLIEWX8G Sun Jul 27 01:57:27 +0000 2014
I was craving chicken curry so I made chicken curry. Yum. http://t.co/HCdz9e1s1b Sun Jul 27 01:29:45 +0000 2014
At Just For Laughs in Montreal. Crappy seats. This is Noel Fielding. http://t.co/chZTynTOnA Fri Jul 25 23:10:55 +0000 2014
Montreal, bitches #fb Fri Jul 25 23:07:18 +0000 2014
Visual Pun #2 http://t.co/qUUt3TCt0h Fri Jul 25 18:14:10 +0000 2014
Parenting fail http://t.co/x5L6IqcjK4 Fri Jul 25 18:10:36 +0000 2014
Reminds me of this girl I used to date… http://t.co/8Y02xCBIeR Fri Jul 25 17:44:32 +0000 2014
#want http://t.co/RRcpe5yP4b Fri Jul 25 17:35:06 +0000 2014
#relativity http://t.co/OkxoU9NCbv Fri Jul 25 17:17:24 +0000 2014
Um… anyone interested in being an Assistant Deputy Minister? http://t.co/o8Z5YBSAGQ #fb Fri Jul 25 17:08:56 +0000 2014
One of the few joys of being middle aged is the ability to pour oneself a cognac at 3:AM and not feel like a pretentious douche for doing so Fri Jul 25 06:43:51 +0000 2014
British porn http://t.co/drCiGQnZLT #fb Thu Jul 24 23:53:59 +0000 2014
Frumious Bandersnatch http://t.co/6Wgz3jBsu4 Thu Jul 24 23:47:06 +0000 2014
Why does my neighbourhood drug store have a homeopathic section? #fb Thu Jul 24 18:05:55 +0000 2014
Yeah what’s up with this? http://t.co/8vSTcdHjur Thu Jul 24 17:17:23 +0000 2014
http://t.co/xxNHmS9gAc Thu Jul 24 16:36:24 +0000 2014
Joys of living in Ottawa https://t.co/5G5MnKfm57 Thu Jul 24 16:31:44 +0000 2014
@techcyclists damn. true Thu Jul 24 00:49:09 +0000 2014
Have a knob. HAVE A KNOB! http://t.co/2io67SuAWg Thu Jul 24 00:48:03 +0000 2014
I’ll take the high road and you take the low road… http://t.co/PpGC9FUcbC Thu Jul 24 00:35:50 +0000 2014
yeah! http://t.co/1BRqu9whA4 Thu Jul 24 00:35:16 +0000 2014
Noam Chomsky vs. Al Franken: Behind the odd progressive divide between senators, intellectuals on Gaza http://t.co/JUlqSK9IWo via @Salon Thu Jul 24 00:29:23 +0000 2014
Yep this is true. http://t.co/tp0T8pr8tp jumpers http://t.co/E1eWGHohw1 Wed Jul 23 22:44:27 +0000 2014
@JustHerod you get a free couch with every purchase Wed Jul 23 22:37:16 +0000 2014
Yoga sextant http://t.co/M7Y3qmEiwe Wed Jul 23 22:37:07 +0000 2014
I think I’ve figured out why my novel sales have been lagging of late… $53??? WTF? http://t.co/fvJpJMNidZ Wed Jul 23 21:26:44 +0000 2014
Barnes and Noble carries my textbook, too! http://t.co/vIWs0Y0enG Wed Jul 23 21:23:52 +0000 2014
“the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from… free sources online.” Uhh… okay. http://t.co/qCEUrNGMYv #fb Wed Jul 23 21:23:22 +0000 2014
Cool! Sears sells my textbook! http://t.co/TjcnjKE64G Wed Jul 23 21:20:49 +0000 2014
I dunno. I use Comet. http://t.co/7AafBLpJmw Wed Jul 23 21:20:36 +0000 2014
(Note to self: do NOT do a Google image search of “Necrotizing fasciitis”. Just don’t.) #fb Wed Jul 23 20:28:57 +0000 2014
Dear mysterious rash on my arm: if you turn out to be Necrotizing fasciitis, I will be SO pissed #fb Wed Jul 23 20:27:40 +0000 2014
Yoga poses http://t.co/v8BS17MRBe Wed Jul 23 17:58:39 +0000 2014
Dear City of Ottawa: whatever it is you are doing to Churchill Ave…. just stop. #fb Wed Jul 23 17:49:27 +0000 2014
Just answered the phone for first time in months: spam caller. Back to my policy of NEVER answering the phone EVER. #fb Wed Jul 23 15:51:19 +0000 2014
Benedict Cummersnatch (or whatever) as Stephen Hawking? No. Just…. no. http://t.co/A0WBgBw3Rj #fb Wed Jul 23 15:18:39 +0000 2014
Gawd, how I hate ventriloquists http://t.co/kINb0zVgLT Wed Jul 23 14:54:23 +0000 2014
World’s most expensive drink? http://t.co/24tOHXMb6B Wed Jul 23 13:56:40 +0000 2014
World’s most expensive steak? http://t.co/jlWvHCjQj7 Wed Jul 23 13:52:28 +0000 2014
World’s most expensive bacon? http://t.co/iOZwGaToUC Wed Jul 23 13:37:33 +0000 2014
Life of a bear http://t.co/bb46HnJ1Ne Wed Jul 23 13:15:07 +0000 2014
Ever since that guy who survived 2 nuclear strikes died, maybe Maarten De Jonge is the luckiest man in the world http://t.co/GYcxujE1x0 Wed Jul 23 13:14:15 +0000 2014
Just bought this 1998 Guyanese Jimmy Carter stamp! http://t.co/TBJoSKIrcA Wed Jul 23 12:41:57 +0000 2014
I need this guy http://t.co/3gFfaKOjzz Wed Jul 23 12:25:04 +0000 2014
WTF is this? http://t.co/iAh0jUYudc #fb Wed Jul 23 12:14:45 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/7fRcQqfrZ9 #fb Wed Jul 23 12:12:32 +0000 2014
Steven Seagal should spike his hair into two waves then start a band called Flock of Seagals Wed Jul 23 03:12:55 +0000 2014
Ever get that feeling someone creepy is behind you…? http://t.co/9OuJZLMhii Wed Jul 23 02:56:54 +0000 2014
Escher!! (shakes fist) http://t.co/nJ6LpRLPwn Tue Jul 22 21:46:48 +0000 2014
Maybe he’s actually under cover as the ghost of Lenin? http://t.co/3lk3otdZUP Tue Jul 22 21:22:07 +0000 2014
First of all, Seagal, nobody is buying the black hair. Second… well played, sir. http://t.co/DyOzPFfiZj Tue Jul 22 21:19:09 +0000 2014
@RedParrots i’m so good that i don’ even need to respond Tue Jul 22 20:39:04 +0000 2014
nailed it http://t.co/6Yy70WUmx4 Tue Jul 22 17:36:15 +0000 2014
Research Analyst position at CAMH in Toronto http://t.co/0R1Xyh6OhF #fb Tue Jul 22 17:15:50 +0000 2014
Clinical Research Project Manager position in Tronto. For graduate in Epidemiology or Health Sciences https://t.co/BmltReWCxT #fb Tue Jul 22 17:15:07 +0000 2014
The inside scoop on your favourite memes http://t.co/xlARqCcilY #fb Tue Jul 22 17:05:15 +0000 2014
PS Ottawa, bitches #fb Tue Jul 22 14:22:27 +0000 2014
How to get me to NOT vote for you. Step one: tape your flyer to my condo door. I’m looking at you, Martin Canning. #fb Tue Jul 22 14:06:27 +0000 2014
An interview with…. me http://t.co/6gsTGKMGqx Tue Jul 22 14:02:08 +0000 2014
Dear young men: Please, enough with the facial hair! Most of you look like 11 year olds wearing Hallowe’en masks! #fb Tue Jul 22 12:04:29 +0000 2014
Happiness is… when your h-index creeps up another notch #fb Tue Jul 22 11:56:24 +0000 2014
Since when does Toronto airport security dress in desert camo? This ain’t the Gulf War. #fb Tue Jul 22 11:18:11 +0000 2014
Perils of a high fibre diet when you’re late for a flight… #fb Tue Jul 22 10:26:54 +0000 2014
Fat white guys with beards and glasses. They’re everywhere and they all look the same to me. #fb Tue Jul 22 04:08:16 +0000 2014
I know this is old, but I’m always happy to watch it http://t.co/vnASf7pdWD #fb Tue Jul 22 03:09:05 +0000 2014
I wish Google would start making printers Tue Jul 22 02:55:01 +0000 2014
Interesting Global Trends Survey compares prevailing opinions across countries http://t.co/P4VtZHabw1 #fb Tue Jul 22 02:53:13 +0000 2014
I’m starting to suspect that all HP products are CRAP!!! #fb Tue Jul 22 02:35:00 +0000 2014
Absolutely the animated GIF of the WEEK http://t.co/tofEvIqziB #fb Mon Jul 21 21:21:50 +0000 2014
Makes me want a pet crab. Nah, it’d probably snip my ‘nads off in my sleep…. http://t.co/DnYFmalrMB #fb Mon Jul 21 21:19:55 +0000 2014
What do you get if you blow your nose in space? Astro-snot. #fb Mon Jul 21 21:12:14 +0000 2014
@DalPres http://t.co/cRAkl7GiWD Mon Jul 21 20:29:57 +0000 2014
Prez of Dalhousie U, Richard Florizone, was rejected by space agency in 1992, too. Now I need to be a university president just to keep up.. Mon Jul 21 20:26:22 +0000 2014
My 1992 rejection letter from the Canadian Space Agency http://t.co/i5midYlyWf #geekcreds Mon Jul 21 20:12:07 +0000 2014
Dr Dre should open a vegetable garden. Think about it… Beets by Dre #fb Mon Jul 21 18:15:45 +0000 2014
On the 45th anniversary of Apollo 11, here’s what I wrote about it 5 years ago https://t.co/6zsAJjeqNa Mon Jul 21 18:03:09 +0000 2014
Reflecting on the many reasons that Star Trek Voyager sucked. One of them was that awful incidental music. still makes me cringe. #fb Mon Jul 21 13:19:01 +0000 2014
Hmm… Finish writing a paper… Or watch Snakes On A Plane…. #choiceisobvious #fb Mon Jul 21 06:37:02 +0000 2014
Suddenly feel the need to literally spend more time with my books. Literally… Get it? #fb Mon Jul 21 06:32:57 +0000 2014
This 1957 ed of Asimov’s “Pebble In The Sky” is the first book I ever read twice. Adore those covers from Golden Age. http://t.co/AJIAa3qeUD Mon Jul 21 06:22:24 +0000 2014
My favorite item in my SF collection: 1951 printing of Asimov’s “The 1000 Year Plan” also known as “Foundation” http://t.co/Jq7YAB3iNM Mon Jul 21 06:12:41 +0000 2014
Will NOT be watching “Lucy” since this “most humans only use 10% of their brain” crap needs to be stopped. #myth #fb Mon Jul 21 04:47:57 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day: baby teaching yoga class http://t.co/XimyFEC28C #fb Mon Jul 21 04:42:27 +0000 2014
Brilliant and insightful self-Q&A with Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins http://t.co/5synAfZbUm #fb Mon Jul 21 04:31:41 +0000 2014
Fond memories of this lesser known TV show, “Salvage One”: https://t.co/kawbCOuLkA Mon Jul 21 04:29:11 +0000 2014
I can watching anything anytime I want, but I still get excited when Back To The Future comes on network TV #fb Sun Jul 20 22:54:13 +0000 2014
@RedParrots it ain’t rocket science http://t.co/cxU1XRntnM Sun Jul 20 22:51:38 +0000 2014
When has there ever not been a excessively long checkout line at Shopper’s Drug Mart? #fb Sun Jul 20 22:26:36 +0000 2014
@RedParrots you mean selling shit on Twitter? Sun Jul 20 01:05:45 +0000 2014
Going through my SF collection. Found this 1968 printing of Starship Troopers http://t.co/AYNTSYsM0p Sun Jul 20 01:02:49 +0000 2014
@RedParrots people are offering me money for it Sun Jul 20 00:51:32 +0000 2014
You mean chicks and dudes? Sun Jul 20 00:46:48 +0000 2014
Found this at the back of the closet, circa 1962 http://t.co/7I0vl6wl68 Sun Jul 20 00:34:41 +0000 2014
goddamn #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:53:48 +0000 2014
JOE.ie is getting some serious publicity #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:52:36 +0000 2014
#UFCDublin oh I just got the Notorious BIG reference… @TheNotoriousMMA #imslow Sat Jul 19 20:46:10 +0000 2014
I’ve always found “sandstorm” to be a douchey walk in theme #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:40:10 +0000 2014
“Gunni” Nelson needs a better nickname. How about “tail gunnar”? Too homoerotic? #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:28:12 +0000 2014
“he’s got the minerals to do the job.” oh you funny Brits. #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:25:24 +0000 2014
Aieee. @Unclecreepymma just creeped me out with that sensual line #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 20:04:51 +0000 2014
I’ve got it 2-0 for @Unclecreepymma going into the 3rd #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:53:04 +0000 2014
this fight deserves a finish. No decision! #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:52:17 +0000 2014
fight fans in Ireland? I’m shocked. SHOCKED. #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:51:33 +0000 2014
by my count count that’s 4 balls and lots of strikes #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:50:19 +0000 2014
he should call himself Ian McBalls #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:49:43 +0000 2014
@theMMAnerd nah that’s why they invented the 7 day free trial 🙂 Sat Jul 19 19:48:11 +0000 2014
a little distracted by @Unclecreepymma ‘s hair #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:47:30 +0000 2014
man @Unclecreepymma looks like someone I would NOT want to be stuck in a jail cell with #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:38:32 +0000 2014
I feel like I’m listening to Ant and Dec doing #UFCDublin commentary Sat Jul 19 19:37:18 +0000 2014
watching #UFCDublin and I’m suddenly craving a Guinness #fb Sat Jul 19 19:28:04 +0000 2014
nice to see a Dublin crowd supporting Northern Ireland’s Parke. Guess I’m not up on the current political tone of the Irelands #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:26:56 +0000 2014
I think @joerogan would be going crazy with the commentary right now did you see Norman Parke’s leg escape? #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:23:41 +0000 2014
these women tweeting that they find #UFCDublin “erotic” are a little disturbing #UFC #mma Sat Jul 19 19:21:07 +0000 2014
the commentary makes me think I’m watching a soccer match #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:19:59 +0000 2014
as a North American viewer, I appreciate the timing of #UFCDublin since I get to watch MMA at a decent hour in the afternoon Sat Jul 19 19:18:48 +0000 2014
#UFCDublin arggh my stream keeps freezing Sat Jul 19 19:17:23 +0000 2014
RT @TommyToeHold: I’m concerned about the stability of the earth’s core when this Dublin crowd sees Conor McGregor tonight. #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:15:06 +0000 2014
@karldeveaux @joerogan good excuse to drink Sat Jul 19 19:12:43 +0000 2014
but Norman Parke’s nipple tattoo is a bit off putting #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:11:23 +0000 2014
I like Norman Parke’s walk in music #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:10:45 +0000 2014
RT @JesseScheckner: “Who are these funny-talking announcers?” “Is that English?” “Why don’t they speak American?” – 1/3 of my feed right … Sat Jul 19 19:10:05 +0000 2014
Always weird to watch a #UFC event and not hear @joerogan ‘s voice #UFCDublin Sat Jul 19 19:09:37 +0000 2014
Reputation Evolution http://t.co/5HjFL9SGdd via @@deonandan Sat Jul 19 16:36:20 +0000 2014
In Toronto there’s a 50-50 chance that the asshole at the red light in front of you intends to turn left but has decided not to signal #fb Fri Jul 18 22:30:15 +0000 2014
Reputation Evolution http://t.co/1moPd6hjgY Fri Jul 18 20:22:33 +0000 2014
Evidence that corporate tweetbots will re-tweet anything http://t.co/dbD9Gvv2Pu Fri Jul 18 19:41:11 +0000 2014
You know that Mars Bar “Give it 110%” commercial with Dad building a treehouse? Does the mother look like a failing alcoholic to you? #fb Fri Jul 18 19:35:13 +0000 2014
Alliance for South Asian AIDS Prevention is looking for members for their Board of Directors http://t.co/ME23TikesH #fb Fri Jul 18 19:30:27 +0000 2014
Post-doc in Health Sciences at McMaster University http://t.co/w1f1tgwSV8 #fb Fri Jul 18 19:27:54 +0000 2014
Research associate position with Cancer Care Ontario. Relevant for M.Sc. in Epidemiology or Health Sciences http://t.co/eVT5LsVLjm #fb Fri Jul 18 19:27:21 +0000 2014
I’ve re-acquired rights to one of my books from publisher & wish to re-publish it. Must I assign a new ISBN or can I re-use existing ISBN? Fri Jul 18 19:11:58 +0000 2014
Just drove by a high school named for one of my old professors. That’s simulatenously weird and cool. #fb Fri Jul 18 18:32:01 +0000 2014
“I prune everything” http://t.co/R7dfgT8rBM #fb Fri Jul 18 18:13:37 +0000 2014
Am so glad the old British billion (10^12) has given way to the international billion (10^9). But when exactly did that happen? #fb Fri Jul 18 18:07:00 +0000 2014
The new math http://t.co/dCNdjPWVHH Fri Jul 18 17:42:08 +0000 2014
This is what soccer looks like to me http://t.co/teKsjQBRBe #fb Fri Jul 18 16:04:37 +0000 2014
You know, there was a time when centipedes were as big as alligators http://t.co/QI95KABcik #fb Fri Jul 18 15:54:57 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/P9UkuN29EM #fb Fri Jul 18 15:53:59 +0000 2014
@JustHerod you’re not helping Fri Jul 18 15:31:25 +0000 2014
@scowlyguy yeah. makes his own music on his own terms. Fri Jul 18 15:31:13 +0000 2014
So, like, does anyone wear turtlenecks anymore? #fb Fri Jul 18 03:24:45 +0000 2014
Know what’s annoying? Restaurants and bars that they to label their bathrooms creatively. Use words not symbols! #fb Fri Jul 18 02:50:54 +0000 2014
@scowlyguy I asked him why that fucking song was named Seattle. Sadly that was after his time. Fri Jul 18 02:45:47 +0000 2014
@scowlyguy yeah, he says that’s the only hit produced while he was with them. Sadly, my favourite PiL songs came after his tenure. Thu Jul 17 21:48:15 +0000 2014
@scowlyguy Had lunch with an old friend and her new boyfriend. Very cool British dude. Turned out to be Pete Jones! Thu Jul 17 21:37:58 +0000 2014
It’s a good day when you suddenly realize that the cool British dude you’re having lunch with used to play bass for PiL !! Thu Jul 17 21:34:41 +0000 2014
My sea lion just kicked your shark’s ass http://t.co/z2l5SPW6YK #fb Thu Jul 17 21:28:27 +0000 2014
I used to go by “Raywat S. Deonandan” (S stands for Sexy). But The Raywat was unique enough http://t.co/A9AZaRyX3h #fb Thu Jul 17 12:52:23 +0000 2014
So the space shuttle is cancelled…. so that the military can make their own version. Great. Just great. http://t.co/AvBJ5lvaNj #fb Thu Jul 17 12:50:57 +0000 2014
Someone mistakenly used my email address to create her Facebook page. Now I have complete access. Do I use this power for good or evil? #fb Thu Jul 17 12:35:35 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/s5zAw4HpO0 #fb Thu Jul 17 10:50:44 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Thu Jul 17 01:56:06 +0000 2014
Know what was a cool show? The Benny Hill Show. That was a cool show #hic #fb Thu Jul 17 00:39:35 +0000 2014
No, someone tweeting something mean to Selena Gomez doesn’t make him a “bully”. Really, that word is way overused #fb Wed Jul 16 23:26:12 +0000 2014
My very first cell phone number was 99 BANJOS. I want it back #fb Wed Jul 16 23:15:13 +0000 2014
Need some creative assignments for my stats students next year. Got any ideas? #fb Wed Jul 16 23:11:41 +0000 2014
Autocorrect keeps changing “anus” to “Asus”. Makes my penthouse forum post unintentionally extra geeky. #fb Wed Jul 16 23:09:45 +0000 2014
I was so looking forward to this 5 hour train trip as an excuse to read. But I’m too drunk to read. Did not anticipate this problem. #fb Wed Jul 16 23:07:45 +0000 2014
This is my first ever train trip in which I’ve managed to stick to just one kind of booze. Progress! #fb Wed Jul 16 23:00:59 +0000 2014
Know what’s a cool name? Erasmus. Erasmus is a cool name. #hic #fb Wed Jul 16 22:59:45 +0000 2014
So just because I’ve agreed to be responsible for the emergency exit, it doesn’t mean I have to stay sober, right? #VIA #fb Wed Jul 16 21:04:55 +0000 2014
About to board train to Toronto… Business class, of course. Bring on the endless booze… #fb Wed Jul 16 20:44:47 +0000 2014
A bittersweet day, as my very first book, the award-winning “Sweet Like Saltwater”, is now officially out-of-print. #fb Wed Jul 16 18:28:33 +0000 2014
#StarWars http://t.co/cYFhxYcH7O Wed Jul 16 15:15:19 +0000 2014
For anyone offended by the things I post…. http://t.co/Oq9mbAUyhl Wed Jul 16 14:58:50 +0000 2014
A glass of wine with breakfast isn’t weird, right? #fb Wed Jul 16 14:38:40 +0000 2014
Shut up. It’s funny. http://t.co/3Ryit6ZVRh Wed Jul 16 13:43:46 +0000 2014
That’s right, ladies. Bring your own freakin’ jacket. http://t.co/P7BIbO3TeB Wed Jul 16 13:35:51 +0000 2014
Man doesn’t know how to use hat… or glasses http://t.co/CHG74bxAxB Wed Jul 16 13:29:40 +0000 2014
The ultimate manly hand shake http://t.co/E1oG71ObwF Wed Jul 16 13:02:37 +0000 2014
This reminds me of when a cop in DC refused to believe there was such a place as WEST Virginia… http://t.co/phQweXNNeR Wed Jul 16 12:41:11 +0000 2014
My latest paper about reproductive tourism: http://t.co/Tcsmj2J3BT Wed Jul 16 11:54:48 +0000 2014
Ugh… Meat sweats… #fb Wed Jul 16 00:15:49 +0000 2014
Dude with too much time (and money) builds his own Iron Man suit https://t.co/O1qpOnRs7z #fb Tue Jul 15 21:57:34 +0000 2014
Whoohoo! My Youtube earnings increased by a whole dime this past month! #momoneymoproblems http://t.co/nwvLK6fDoe Tue Jul 15 19:15:05 +0000 2014
Over the past month, my Youtube channel has earned 55 cents. Whoohoo! Now I have enough to make a local phone call from a pay phone! #fb Tue Jul 15 19:12:18 +0000 2014
You’ll thank me later http://t.co/Jkydoj4z1L Tue Jul 15 19:02:49 +0000 2014
I pronounce it “GIF” with a hard “G”, not “JIF”. Because that’s how God intended it to be pronounced. #fb Tue Jul 15 18:51:34 +0000 2014
My brother @bha5h just sent me the following email: “Nipissing University To Bestow Honorary Degress To The Members of Rush.” #spittake #fb Tue Jul 15 15:40:09 +0000 2014
Apparently this was in my old Yahoo email account… http://t.co/hLHWEsBcx2 Tue Jul 15 15:23:44 +0000 2014
Racism, sexism, and other isms in the academic world http://t.co/ySRNmQnv1T Tue Jul 15 03:12:24 +0000 2014
Just another day in Mexico http://t.co/APjzZSm4Qs Tue Jul 15 02:48:44 +0000 2014
Know what would be great? If someone at the Ontario Ministry of Transportation or Drivetest would actually answer the phone #fb Mon Jul 14 18:54:37 +0000 2014
Tired of dealing with MicroSoft nonsense. Converting all my office computers to Ubuntu. #fb Mon Jul 14 18:30:05 +0000 2014
Live Q&A with @TheRealBuzz https://t.co/sX5AwPzcxJ #fb Mon Jul 14 17:07:34 +0000 2014
http://t.co/FTk6WJroim Mon Jul 14 13:37:35 +0000 2014
#spelling http://t.co/tEF2ptngOx Mon Jul 14 12:44:27 +0000 2014
@BitcoinBelle well hello yourself Mon Jul 14 12:43:12 +0000 2014
Apparently Facebook now thinks I’m a woman named Sushila Nandan http://t.co/PLqYAstkDD Mon Jul 14 12:16:11 +0000 2014
Incredible footage of a barreleye fish https://t.co/N7iW5nFyR0 #science! Mon Jul 14 03:14:35 +0000 2014
behind the scenes footage of fight scenes from Buffy The Vampire Slayer https://t.co/lPtmzBCjOf #fb Mon Jul 14 02:50:56 +0000 2014
Finally the new Dr Who looks interesting. https://t.co/fXCTk2peGB Sun Jul 13 22:49:34 +0000 2014
Visual Pun #1 http://t.co/hWSWCSq2Yd Sun Jul 13 22:03:25 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert Who’s German? Sun Jul 13 21:44:34 +0000 2014
If I could somehow filter out all the soccer-related status updates, that would be great. Sun Jul 13 21:37:30 +0000 2014
Did someone say weird boners? http://t.co/QOgcJXueFr Sun Jul 13 21:32:56 +0000 2014
Yep. A robotic ass. #japan https://t.co/Rx0ssw6Mn9 Sun Jul 13 21:30:07 +0000 2014
@Truth_Policy http://t.co/zN30ax0KrK Sun Jul 13 21:23:07 +0000 2014
!! http://t.co/PiJRZC2fM2 Sun Jul 13 21:21:57 +0000 2014
Meanwhile, at the other end of the Internet… http://t.co/2NZGZmAmzn Sun Jul 13 21:20:23 +0000 2014
‘Murica http://t.co/mflbVHlMDs Sun Jul 13 21:14:48 +0000 2014
Bad milk http://t.co/9ne6ZBo7jd Sun Jul 13 20:38:34 +0000 2014
How to make your own ghee http://t.co/HRndy17ON8 Sun Jul 13 19:35:09 +0000 2014
#whatwouldjesusdo http://t.co/apnOFyb3X3 Sun Jul 13 16:38:50 +0000 2014
Now this is the way to get me to convert… http://t.co/AqMWIAd5ZG Sun Jul 13 16:36:54 +0000 2014
Heh http://t.co/mSsBSqSCAa Sun Jul 13 15:55:07 +0000 2014
Puppy fire drill http://t.co/Y1KtEpkRug #fb Sun Jul 13 15:50:43 +0000 2014
Little known fact… the voice of the Bubble Boy was Larry David! #fb Sun Jul 13 15:40:11 +0000 2014
Just realized, the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld was 22 years ago. People have been born and grown to adulthood since that episode! #fb Sun Jul 13 15:32:48 +0000 2014
This will likely be a Pixar/Disney movie soon http://t.co/LgViT376sG Sun Jul 13 13:39:32 +0000 2014
Health Science or Epidemiology job at Sick Kids in Toronto https://t.co/5vlTp7hWHT #fb Sun Jul 13 03:14:48 +0000 2014
Epidemiologist job at ICES in Toronto http://t.co/gonTeVWBAp #fb Sun Jul 13 03:14:12 +0000 2014
Everyone remember the head explosion scene in “Scanners”? This is how it was done… http://t.co/sVNu85XGvR #fb Sat Jul 12 22:30:15 +0000 2014
I feel bad wasting a good shiraz, but I have to find out if my chili recipe is improved with red wine… #fb Sat Jul 12 22:03:25 +0000 2014
The fire alarm in my condo’s hallway is a neighbour saving device #fb Sat Jul 12 21:53:10 +0000 2014
More science! http://t.co/7SsdwR0XFF Sat Jul 12 21:40:53 +0000 2014
Science! https://t.co/T8dKYd79BD Sat Jul 12 21:40:09 +0000 2014
@anjumsultana Glad it’s useful. Here’s a similar presentation to our grad students with slightly different content http://t.co/vylgJb7GNA Sat Jul 12 17:54:48 +0000 2014
Idiot dogs http://t.co/daDKM7VqNf #fb Sat Jul 12 17:40:21 +0000 2014
How lock picking works http://t.co/tqDzduyxvX #fb Sat Jul 12 12:07:24 +0000 2014
The love that dares not speak its name http://t.co/8UqjyuX1F2 Sat Jul 12 11:59:31 +0000 2014
:Twitter haiku 359 – “Snakes’ failure to mate / Herpetologists call a / Reptile dysfunction” #fb Fri Jul 11 20:41:43 +0000 2014
The Things Doctors Deal With http://t.co/UVxcxX12Gz Fri Jul 11 20:37:35 +0000 2014
“Awesome mime performance” are words I thought I’d never read. Yet, here we are: http://t.co/OER3Qbx5ij #fb Fri Jul 11 20:34:11 +0000 2014
Health/Medical Writer position at University of Ottawa Heart Institute http://t.co/ahj1iaRb4q #fb Fri Jul 11 20:30:00 +0000 2014
How she got famous http://t.co/xNF4W4HgBj Fri Jul 11 14:20:15 +0000 2014
#GameOfThrones http://t.co/0jPc0K2gwP Fri Jul 11 14:15:33 +0000 2014
Parenting http://t.co/4JLywXssy2 Fri Jul 11 14:15:06 +0000 2014
When I’m bored… http://t.co/qcBajAGmEQ Fri Jul 11 14:14:32 +0000 2014
Hear about the new Chinese-German restaurant? You eat there, then half an hour later you’re hungry again…. for power. #fb Fri Jul 11 13:46:20 +0000 2014
douche http://t.co/SVMZGTNmnX Fri Jul 11 12:47:31 +0000 2014
@anjumsultana yes I do: http://t.co/JqvCrWCHAm Thu Jul 10 22:39:37 +0000 2014
@RedParrots snippet of conversation: “It’s not like I’m *afraid* of math per se….” Thu Jul 10 22:26:48 +0000 2014
…Uhoh…. now he’s talking about doing a Master’s degree…. in international development Thu Jul 10 22:22:51 +0000 2014
@nolesfan2011 and also complaining that his engineer friends are all employed Thu Jul 10 21:42:44 +0000 2014
Dude next to me at coffee shop is loudly complaining that his degree in international development isn’t instantly getting him a job #noshit Thu Jul 10 21:39:14 +0000 2014
Hey young people, consider applying to attend the New Canadian Conference http://t.co/nuG7d55fOL #fb Thu Jul 10 20:11:08 +0000 2014
The best thing you will see/hear all day http://t.co/tkigVk5tqA Thu Jul 10 19:58:45 +0000 2014
Doing Development Work in Guyana http://t.co/LCJDr0EQQF Thu Jul 10 17:36:12 +0000 2014
Loving my new stainless steel French press. Totally worth the price. #fb Thu Jul 10 15:08:16 +0000 2014
Congratulations to my (former) student Louay Khir for winning first place in the KT category for our latest paper: http://t.co/6Xxn8Db9rD Thu Jul 10 13:51:37 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/KF821yfVE5 #fb Thu Jul 10 12:27:39 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/uaU4SD2Qhu #fb Thu Jul 10 02:26:23 +0000 2014
@J_Fortier Eeek. I’d take porn over that any day. Thu Jul 10 01:44:07 +0000 2014
@J_Fortier *cough* porn *cough* Thu Jul 10 01:20:14 +0000 2014
Ugh. The social sciences building smells like wet laundry or stale coffee. Maybe wet laundry stained with stale coffee. #fb Wed Jul 09 20:48:55 +0000 2014
Cafe Scientifique: Borders, Babies & Body Parts http://t.co/KJ3NqkVCX0 Wed Jul 09 18:55:58 +0000 2014
The full video from our Cafe Scientifique back in May: “Babies & Body Parts” http://t.co/BmsQXvn2FL Wed Jul 09 18:19:35 +0000 2014
Postdoctoral Research Fellow in Population Health at UBC https://t.co/BrOohpOCF2 Wed Jul 09 17:24:27 +0000 2014
Interested in honouring or memorializing someone? Consider getting a bench @HarbourfrontTO named for a $3500 donation http://t.co/8Z3SB1umyC Wed Jul 09 17:12:59 +0000 2014
@J_Fortier looks like one of your colleagues got his email hacked http://t.co/53xB2ICjEW Wed Jul 09 17:09:52 +0000 2014
This here is some lazy phishing. Who still uses tripod websites? Sheesh. @uOttawa http://t.co/0iio8Mh4VE Wed Jul 09 17:07:59 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/n0ugZ9iATG Interview with an Epidemiologist and Global Health Specialist Wed Jul 09 08:18:44 +0000 2014
An interview with me about Medical Tourism, from back in May http://t.co/dkWoOx1yhm Wed Jul 09 07:40:16 +0000 2014
The most insane first class seats http://t.co/knYHrnIhLU Wed Jul 09 07:18:09 +0000 2014
Oh so that’s where I left that smallpox… http://t.co/AYjvLNtsuf Wed Jul 09 05:48:07 +0000 2014
This never gets old http://t.co/EkyshXlWqw #fb Wed Jul 09 05:04:55 +0000 2014
Watching “Penny Dreadful.” Wow, didn’t realize Reeve Carney is American. Nice job with the UK accent Wed Jul 09 04:19:45 +0000 2014
#Brazil http://t.co/sK7orKaAjD Tue Jul 08 23:37:32 +0000 2014
Freedom? http://t.co/7UyDlCIo6e Tue Jul 08 23:37:19 +0000 2014
Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/nE1M9LiOpG #fb Tue Jul 08 23:25:20 +0000 2014
Churchill pub offers homemade jerky with every caesar! http://t.co/dYnMDTBNHF Tue Jul 08 19:50:31 +0000 2014
Whaaaa? http://t.co/94ozG7xsfy Tue Jul 08 17:52:30 +0000 2014
A proctologist http://t.co/iw5KVqf3vd Tue Jul 08 17:51:59 +0000 2014
Yep, this happened. http://t.co/7RStWssgK7 Tue Jul 08 17:07:41 +0000 2014
A nice attempt to rationalize the X-men timeline for all the movies http://t.co/DtybogGZoq #fb Tue Jul 08 16:39:41 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/5WpcJUTw55 #fb Tue Jul 08 14:07:39 +0000 2014
It’s been a while since I’ve plugged my bestselling Epidemiology textbook, so here we go… http://t.co/5s2qpI5hQm Tue Jul 08 05:53:38 +0000 2014
Happiness is…. remembering that I have an old PayPal account.. and it still has money in it! #fb Tue Jul 08 05:39:49 +0000 2014
#hmm http://t.co/o4we8QZa3g Tue Jul 08 04:44:09 +0000 2014
Earth! Fuck yeah! http://t.co/Rh6SipoPtA Tue Jul 08 04:43:21 +0000 2014
#connery http://t.co/z07L6hwK15 Tue Jul 08 04:42:27 +0000 2014
That we know about http://t.co/s6qs4Emcmi Tue Jul 08 04:41:29 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/p3bfhetuHI #fb Tue Jul 08 04:31:29 +0000 2014
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/6NGT8PrM8J Tue Jul 08 04:20:13 +0000 2014
Male full frontal nudity gives me the willies #fb Tue Jul 08 02:17:14 +0000 2014
Dude on TV just said, “Never pick up a lit bomb.” And I heard “lip balm.” What’s wrong with picking up lip balm? #fb Mon Jul 07 23:56:18 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc why yes i can. Wed, Thurs, Fri? Mon Jul 07 22:38:38 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc @JustHerod i am Mon Jul 07 22:18:11 +0000 2014
Congrats to many of our grad students for their papers in the latest issue of Health Science Enquiry http://t.co/tGLrswSZFQ Mon Jul 07 15:33:00 +0000 2014
Nailed it http://t.co/Wz1EBWmtU7 Mon Jul 07 13:59:17 +0000 2014
Stylish new wheelchair looks more like a robotic sex aid http://t.co/vitetrQVp9 Mon Jul 07 13:28:47 +0000 2014
Latin American store mannequins :O http://t.co/btS2Ig8syH Mon Jul 07 13:27:17 +0000 2014
Yes http://t.co/Vh2LQ5nU5r Mon Jul 07 13:24:55 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/9ecApI6xZx #fb Mon Jul 07 13:24:23 +0000 2014
No. No no no. http://t.co/Qj4krEPSan Mon Jul 07 06:33:54 +0000 2014
A pig is a kind of magical transmutation device http://t.co/aQLPNswoWE Mon Jul 07 05:19:46 +0000 2014
Just noticed I was quoted a year ago in this article about sperm count: http://t.co/0RYzdfbbhX #fb Mon Jul 07 01:41:33 +0000 2014
Man saves 375 lbs black bear from drowning… W… T… F… http://t.co/J28zHsMtYQ Mon Jul 07 00:48:22 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/YhZhLSiMZ1 #fb Mon Jul 07 00:46:47 +0000 2014
Braaiiiiinz http://t.co/NhFjdObNXj #fb Sun Jul 06 15:41:05 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/bl4cB2oYGt #fb Sun Jul 06 15:37:31 +0000 2014
Interesting Things Invented In Canada (20 Photos) http://t.co/q5EQYsCxpw #fb Sun Jul 06 15:34:15 +0000 2014
Coloring books have never been so twisted (18 Photos) http://t.co/9jz5JwsAbS #fb Sun Jul 06 15:33:49 +0000 2014
Twitter Tweets from 2014-05-01 to 2014-06-30 http://t.co/XexZCRMH81 Sun Jul 06 15:22:22 +0000 2014
Threw my back out yesterday and am now very thankful that I’d bought my condo from a disabled woman: accessibility modifications rule! #fb Sun Jul 06 15:12:27 +0000 2014
The carb-dashians http://t.co/GGMEKYzVQY Sun Jul 06 12:38:54 +0000 2014
I have no problem with this http://t.co/jcATlSezvx Sun Jul 06 12:33:48 +0000 2014
yeah! http://t.co/hlo09jOneW Sun Jul 06 12:31:38 +0000 2014
@dmosher626 *sniff * Fri Jul 04 23:01:34 +0000 2014
@ekh9111 as a friend said… Probably doesn’t like the smell of her own farts Fri Jul 04 23:00:57 +0000 2014
Should I be concerned when the person next to me on the plane is wearing a surgical mask? I don’t think she’s a surgeon. #fb Fri Jul 04 19:56:42 +0000 2014
” Do you think pandas know they’re Chinese and they’re taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?” – Jim Jeffries #fb Fri Jul 04 18:28:32 +0000 2014
Want to join Public Health Ontario’s Ethics Review Board? http://t.co/lx4vt2q9DM #fb Fri Jul 04 17:11:32 +0000 2014
Looking to be involved with a journal about youth engagement with health promotion? http://t.co/aiDeEc30yU #fb Fri Jul 04 17:10:31 +0000 2014
Data scientist job in Kingston, ON http://t.co/zzWpdZF2Vq #fb Fri Jul 04 17:09:34 +0000 2014
Jurassic Park theme song sung by…. goats https://t.co/DXGSU74F6m Fri Jul 04 13:05:04 +0000 2014
How to learn a language quickly http://t.co/B9TrP9iPvQ #fb Fri Jul 04 13:01:51 +0000 2014
“I can’t quit yew!” http://t.co/vxF20sDvSR Fri Jul 04 13:00:46 +0000 2014
“If ducks could talk, they’d try to sell you things.” #fb Thu Jul 03 23:19:53 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus. Stuck on the subway next to two chubby 14 year old geeks with braces who are making out sloppily. #fb Thu Jul 03 17:17:39 +0000 2014
The completely serious decline of the Hollywood comedy: blame the furr’ners! http://t.co/Hkmmtz8ibl via @qz Thu Jul 03 16:36:22 +0000 2014
@techcyclists dohh Thu Jul 03 16:15:38 +0000 2014
Loving our new anti spam legislation. If only it applied to American spanners too. #fb Thu Jul 03 15:33:51 +0000 2014
Some men just want to watch the world burn http://t.co/abCttbWhLz Thu Jul 03 14:01:44 +0000 2014
Damn. I missed the chance (5 days ago) to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the assassination of Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand #fb #WWI Thu Jul 03 13:59:46 +0000 2014
This is how you get boys to start reading again http://t.co/p09ObsXy82 Thu Jul 03 13:58:18 +0000 2014
#WorldCup http://t.co/NNBC3VEvWG Thu Jul 03 13:56:51 +0000 2014
#firstworldteenproblems http://t.co/kkQpjO3yUe Thu Jul 03 13:47:13 +0000 2014
You can almost hear the Mission Impossible theme music http://t.co/gfJQvHExOP Thu Jul 03 13:45:03 +0000 2014
@RedParrots Ebola Man Thu Jul 03 01:08:24 +0000 2014
@RedParrots I don’t want that name Thu Jul 03 01:04:58 +0000 2014
20% jump in Ebola cases http://t.co/N4qgLS3iyy Thu Jul 03 00:52:42 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert You have shamed me, sir. I should not be so judgemental of society’s …special… members Thu Jul 03 00:33:35 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert You and the neighbour’s dog don’t constitute a “club” Thu Jul 03 00:27:02 +0000 2014
I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/wVbK0Bmo2U Ringworld – Part 1 (re-edit) Tue Jul 01 22:16:02 +0000 2014
Return to the Ringworld http://t.co/zYiDe3THSG Tue Jul 01 22:03:06 +0000 2014
Thanks @HarbourfrontTO for awesome fireworks last night. The soundtrack was an unexpected bonus! Tue Jul 01 20:29:47 +0000 2014
My routine of late: get up, stretch, run, eat breakfast, send a snarky tweet, then go back to sleep. This is healthy, right? #fb Tue Jul 01 15:37:44 +0000 2014
Listen up, people. If you keep watching Michael Bay movies, he’ll keep making them. So STOP WATCHING THEM! #fb Tue Jul 01 15:28:31 +0000 2014

Twitter Tweets from 2014-07-01 to 2014-07-31

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