Twitter Tweets from 2014-08-01 to 2014-08-31

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-8-1 to 2014-8-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Americans are more likely to be killed by…. http://t.co/VwTxOGZacW Sun Aug 31 14:12:50 +0000 2014
Animals who realize they’re at the vet’s office http://t.co/G2msJJED21 #fb Sun Aug 31 14:11:53 +0000 2014
After that Indian woman killed a leopard, here’s another middle aged bad-ass baboushka http://t.co/3A3KiccbpJ Sun Aug 31 14:04:43 +0000 2014
The Feynman lectures were an important part of my undergrad physics education. Now they’re free! http://t.co/Q8XwhlNeKB #fb Sat Aug 30 19:44:31 +0000 2014
Revising a paper that has been in review for TWO YEAR. Jeebus. #fb Sat Aug 30 19:39:09 +0000 2014
Uh… I…. what? http://t.co/DibR2hK5hr Sat Aug 30 18:00:43 +0000 2014
http://t.co/Nivfg04JM1 Sat Aug 30 17:37:11 +0000 2014
That’s when you pay to have a finger up your bum http://t.co/kJhQCNJbdZ Sat Aug 30 17:36:22 +0000 2014
Nyquil/Dayquil http://t.co/yYs1LfD1AT Sat Aug 30 17:29:53 +0000 2014
#bueller http://t.co/wabcvWCZTD Sat Aug 30 15:56:38 +0000 2014
A cross between a tomato and a potato. What’s next? A cow that also makes bacon? A pig that lays chicken eggs? http://t.co/yJVBMCVPeM Sat Aug 30 15:54:32 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Z9Y1GcDVgZ #fb Sat Aug 30 15:12:40 +0000 2014
@rondia yeah. i hate when people do that Sat Aug 30 15:11:53 +0000 2014
Insert obvious joke here http://t.co/ZBBlCGKtPv Sat Aug 30 15:11:04 +0000 2014
Sniff. I always wanted to be somebody’s love angle. I guess I must be…. acute. http://t.co/1AdquS64lZ Sat Aug 30 15:08:32 +0000 2014
#irony http://t.co/bCv2zPKQQh Fri Aug 29 21:47:32 +0000 2014
#lolcats http://t.co/Odghor3E1B Fri Aug 29 21:31:05 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc @JustHerod kewl Fri Aug 29 21:30:47 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc @VIA_Rail yes… driving! sorry, got family stuff Fri Aug 29 21:24:56 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc getting a ride Fri Aug 29 20:23:44 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc @JustHerod haha. im en route to toronto tonight Fri Aug 29 19:36:42 +0000 2014
balls http://t.co/hHNBtaXSyI Fri Aug 29 18:12:21 +0000 2014
#SeemsLegit http://t.co/QAfy5UEbVK Fri Aug 29 16:49:00 +0000 2014
Who needs dating sites? http://t.co/1WeT8PHUIf Fri Aug 29 16:48:34 +0000 2014
Lab safety http://t.co/eJlx4fbZCj Fri Aug 29 13:25:46 +0000 2014
According to my phone, it’s 57 degrees Celsius today in Ottawa. #idoubtit http://t.co/UoiHuXL13q Fri Aug 29 13:19:41 +0000 2014
Modern romance http://t.co/J2LqTO5i4o Fri Aug 29 13:15:35 +0000 2014
This is fucked up http://t.co/ywMHCklRx3 Fri Aug 29 12:31:28 +0000 2014
Because #Snowden http://t.co/xFXDOZN6A6 Fri Aug 29 12:02:23 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/gBxVLcFrOm #fb Fri Aug 29 11:45:13 +0000 2014
I’ve been doing this all my life http://t.co/9LwmKQqEXe #fb Fri Aug 29 11:14:25 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/3gpPmTF0VU #fb Fri Aug 29 00:27:09 +0000 2014
:Twitter haiku 362 – “New video game / About taking a big crap / Named ‘Call of Doody'” #fb Thu Aug 28 23:59:07 +0000 2014
http://t.co/G6wotl1Sc4 Thu Aug 28 23:39:57 +0000 2014
#NRALogic http://t.co/ICfzgnHgNq Thu Aug 28 22:59:22 +0000 2014
“States That Legalize Medical Marijuana See Fewer Painkiller Overdoses” http://t.co/Vg8BMEkqHu #fb Thu Aug 28 16:46:45 +0000 2014
yay! http://t.co/XL40ypOzvi Thu Aug 28 16:42:24 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert that’s right, bitch. fear the brown! (and not just when you’re doing number twos) Thu Aug 28 16:40:10 +0000 2014
Attention HSS undergrads. We’re re-launching the Buddy Program this year. For deets and registration: http://t.co/egFlLOqoAr Thu Aug 28 15:42:25 +0000 2014
The evil Pope http://t.co/uKdG5c8T30 Thu Aug 28 14:41:49 +0000 2014
Celsius vs Fahrenheit http://t.co/052lJFIEym Thu Aug 28 14:40:19 +0000 2014
Hello Kitty is not a cat? WTF? http://t.co/71iXuoKnRm Thu Aug 28 14:30:26 +0000 2014
Inbox FINALLY under 100, so I can go to bed at last. Yes, I know it’s 5:AM #fb Thu Aug 28 08:55:02 +0000 2014
Online PhD programs? Whaaaa? http://t.co/krzjLQyOAq Thu Aug 28 07:04:56 +0000 2014
“This Week in Global Health” starring @caityjackson https://t.co/jWkw24XGVg Thu Aug 28 07:01:27 +0000 2014
Interesting: “OMG” for “Oh My God” was first used in a letter to Winston Churchill in 1917 #fb Thu Aug 28 06:08:00 +0000 2014
“He can play 15 instruments, I can’t play Lotto.” -Chuck D talking about Flava Flav #fb Thu Aug 28 06:04:10 +0000 2014
Best news link I’ve seen so far today http://t.co/jjsWGN12x5 Thu Aug 28 05:53:29 +0000 2014
My review of Robert Sawyer’s “Rollback” (the URL changed) http://t.co/8v2ZIMHCtF Thu Aug 28 05:51:28 +0000 2014
A few friends have kids starting at my university next week. Yikes, I feel old. Thu Aug 28 05:05:25 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/qZIBkaFBSG Thu Aug 28 04:19:37 +0000 2014
On the internet, we all know to follow the Bro Code http://t.co/nXbbL9fmiB Thu Aug 28 04:14:27 +0000 2014
Best customer service EVAR http://t.co/OEmGQ33ei2 Thu Aug 28 03:51:24 +0000 2014
The black shmoo http://t.co/iB42TJJCVP #fb Thu Aug 28 03:47:10 +0000 2014
parenting! http://t.co/NzCee5HOUe Thu Aug 28 01:01:33 +0000 2014
My review of Robert Sawyer’s “Rollback”: http://t.co/O8c4N20wrV Wed Aug 27 17:19:00 +0000 2014
Badass: Indian Woman Kills Leopard In Epic Fight To The Death http://t.co/5BVHspaYIj #fb Wed Aug 27 15:34:35 +0000 2014
Questions about students’ CIHR awards? Register to a CIHR webinar Sept 10 or 15 http://t.co/8k0cdxJd33 http://t.co/KZHPKD26D7 #fb Wed Aug 27 13:45:46 +0000 2014
All this talk of Guyanese food compelled me to make some chicken curry http://t.co/N3gFGdgb4O Tue Aug 26 21:09:43 +0000 2014
The shocking part of this story is… They’re still making new colleges? http://t.co/KI53886FR1 #fb Tue Aug 26 16:00:59 +0000 2014
@RedParrots yes but @WilliamShatner stopped aging at around 75, as well Tue Aug 26 15:25:26 +0000 2014
Whoa @RedParrots #StarTrek http://t.co/3xfpqtgWYY Tue Aug 26 15:11:42 +0000 2014
This is a rerun. But it needs to be posted every few months. http://t.co/tAj3c5I5kW Tue Aug 26 15:10:14 +0000 2014
What do the pelican and the cable company have in common? They can both stick their bills up their asses. #fb Tue Aug 26 15:06:51 +0000 2014
‘Murrica http://t.co/fMFaIta9eT Tue Aug 26 15:00:22 +0000 2014
sigh http://t.co/EMmy8lHljl Tue Aug 26 13:56:01 +0000 2014
yes. yes they did. http://t.co/K82VkbD3QJ Tue Aug 26 13:51:47 +0000 2014
My first attempt at making a broccoli, kale and spinach fritata http://t.co/dGL4hucZ4b Tue Aug 26 13:32:14 +0000 2014
This won’t end well http://t.co/CWADeXfRTb Tue Aug 26 13:25:14 +0000 2014
Yes. Bowling. http://t.co/3XrVfbszdX Tue Aug 26 12:59:57 +0000 2014
http://t.co/6DkWkdgVZl Tue Aug 26 12:53:53 +0000 2014
Advice for pretty much everyone i know http://t.co/xeageyTEWo Tue Aug 26 12:12:43 +0000 2014
#ALSIceBucketChallenge http://t.co/kHRC0qDHwm Tue Aug 26 12:06:45 +0000 2014
I ate rat 22 years ago in China. It made me horribly ill. Surprise! http://t.co/8ytjVQCB3T Tue Aug 26 11:55:06 +0000 2014
I guess it’s on #ALSIceBucketChallenge http://t.co/O3tVq3LbBk Tue Aug 26 11:50:46 +0000 2014
Can’t wait! http://t.co/dw59gEWPOU Tue Aug 26 11:50:00 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/MT42l4jk2S #fb Tue Aug 26 11:39:19 +0000 2014
@RedParrots I always thought @KariByron @grantimahara @ToryBelleci would inherit the show. I don’t like backwards steps. Mon Aug 25 22:47:04 +0000 2014
@RedParrots @KariByron @grantimahara @ToryBelleci geek 😉 Mon Aug 25 22:40:05 +0000 2014
Half the fun of @MythBusters was the sorta senpai-kohai relationship between the m7 build team ( @grantimahara et al) & the older dudes #fb Mon Aug 25 22:39:44 +0000 2014
I’m in the top 8.5 million most followed Twitter users in the world! Whoohoo! Suck it, Mr 8.6 million! #fb Mon Aug 25 21:56:40 +0000 2014
Breaskfast is the most important meal of the day http://t.co/bTqcs7NVv1 #fb Mon Aug 25 21:52:41 +0000 2014
@RedParrots @KariByron @grantimahara @ToryBelleci I just heard…. NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Mon Aug 25 21:49:22 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert @Braggzilla @Fox81 @TheZeekster I’m not falling for that. Take your unmarked white van and go home Mon Aug 25 20:54:19 +0000 2014
Got my fave sweater from a lost & found decades ago. Yesterday I left it at the cinema & no one turned it in. The great cycle continues #fb Mon Aug 25 19:43:53 +0000 2014
Sid Meier’s Civilization is the only game franchise I’ve played in the past 22 years. Looking forward to this one: http://t.co/u7i5wKHWhB Mon Aug 25 18:30:59 +0000 2014
#StarWars @DavidBilbert http://t.co/W6fKL1RVhy Mon Aug 25 18:20:01 +0000 2014
Why simplistic definitions of patriotism, so common in North America, are ultimately destructive http://t.co/Pw3i16PL8g Mon Aug 25 18:19:33 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 Never mind… I already booked a place Mon Aug 25 18:01:50 +0000 2014
Carrot, not stick http://t.co/KlY7iItU25 Mon Aug 25 17:41:29 +0000 2014
Apologists will be calling him “one bad apple.” Don’t be fooled. The system is rife with racism & classism. http://t.co/kilWc32E6Y #fb Mon Aug 25 17:35:46 +0000 2014
:O http://t.co/8Nvs5r2JXP Mon Aug 25 16:57:53 +0000 2014
#IceBucketChallenge http://t.co/eEAEEYZYAy Mon Aug 25 16:56:56 +0000 2014
Panda gets the bill http://t.co/30C2kthkwo #fb Mon Aug 25 16:55:32 +0000 2014
Animated GIf of the day http://t.co/vbhYy2fvws #fb Mon Aug 25 16:49:33 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 So I need you to suggest convenient hotels for me near to where the conference will take place Mon Aug 25 14:18:25 +0000 2014
Want to watch Lost in chronological order? http://t.co/Sm7YB7NbFi #fb Mon Aug 25 12:18:59 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Y7kPZvZtPZ #fb Mon Aug 25 12:13:59 +0000 2014
My #IceBucketChallenge http://t.co/NpIjCgyGtB Mon Aug 25 12:04:59 +0000 2014
Ice Bucket Challenge http://t.co/s1iIaQfgEn Mon Aug 25 12:00:29 +0000 2014
Nobody ever listens to Worf https://t.co/AVF6AIT0oC #fb Mon Aug 25 11:33:43 +0000 2014
@RedParrots yes ma’am. I even got teary eyed a couple of times Sun Aug 24 23:52:55 +0000 2014
RT @jwnickerson: @deonandan @caityjackson @GenBois I’m on this thread, also bringing my game. Sun Aug 24 23:31:45 +0000 2014
Guardians of the Galaxy: most surprising after credits scene thus far #fb Sun Aug 24 23:01:28 +0000 2014
@RedParrots wise observation Sun Aug 24 22:52:56 +0000 2014
@caityjackson @GenBois need to get @jwnickerson on this thread Sun Aug 24 20:46:25 +0000 2014
In theatre for Guardians of the Galaxy. Audience made up of couples in their 40s, 50s & 60s. That or people need to use more sun screen #fb Sun Aug 24 20:45:11 +0000 2014
Today I decided to try to read Youtube comments again. This was the first thing I read. Sigh. http://t.co/ha2O4sUxGc Sun Aug 24 19:39:26 +0000 2014
Now that’s class https://t.co/sM37QbKKtp Sun Aug 24 19:35:51 +0000 2014
1935 years ago today… Mt Vesuvius erupted! #fb Sun Aug 24 19:05:51 +0000 2014
@Leniloo92 just signed up for your little conference Sun Aug 24 19:02:56 +0000 2014
@caityjackson oh. i was trying to figure out which particular game…. Sun Aug 24 18:26:38 +0000 2014
Apparently there’s this thing Nov 1st that I’m speaking at (with @caityjackson & @GenBois ) http://t.co/oUfqPaYH3S http://t.co/snQZenkarR Sun Aug 24 18:19:49 +0000 2014
Well played, horse http://t.co/c9h6kbGBkz Sun Aug 24 17:16:47 +0000 2014
#facts http://t.co/TLB7t5rRvL Sun Aug 24 17:14:04 +0000 2014
http://t.co/Yy2QE2A00F Sun Aug 24 17:13:21 +0000 2014
So how is there a squirrel on the rooftop garden of my condo 12 storeys up? #fb Sun Aug 24 13:04:35 +0000 2014
Somebody named their kid Cash Money http://t.co/svRiiCFaPI Sat Aug 23 22:50:32 +0000 2014
http://t.co/1dLOgqqDZE Sat Aug 23 22:48:38 +0000 2014
Why do they keep excluding him???? http://t.co/Bfp4YoODeu Sat Aug 23 21:52:50 +0000 2014
#sigh http://t.co/PA2GaTKZXz Sat Aug 23 21:21:41 +0000 2014
:Twitter haiku 361 – “Wake up in Mumbai / Glance at my nether region / Morning Bolly wood” #fb Sat Aug 23 17:01:01 +0000 2014
Here’s a good name for a band: “Prehensile Penis.” Feel free to use it. #fb Sat Aug 23 16:53:42 +0000 2014
Oh, VPN, you do like to confuse the GPS trackers, don’t you? http://t.co/vYFjezGuwv Sat Aug 23 16:04:35 +0000 2014
@20YS oh so you’re a Macau-girl? (I’m an Indian… hence obvious joke). Yeah, time for another visit. Sat Aug 23 16:03:28 +0000 2014
So how does @danawhite relieve a judge (as was done in #UFCMacao )? I guess #UFC is acting as commissioner in the Asian market Sat Aug 23 15:56:12 +0000 2014
Here’s an idea: re-examine MMA unified rules for a global market, not just an American one. Maybe some of the Pride rules can return #ufc Sat Aug 23 15:54:03 +0000 2014
I haven’t been to Macau in 24 years. I wonder how much it has changed. #UFCMacao Sat Aug 23 15:52:29 +0000 2014
Re @danawhite looking for Yao Ming of MMA. I think the first Asian break-out star will be female, not male #UFCMacao Sat Aug 23 15:50:22 +0000 2014
Hmm @danawhite looks a little ornery in the press conference #UFCMacao Sat Aug 23 15:48:55 +0000 2014
Hmm. @CungLe185 looks like he was protesting in Ferguson https://t.co/xWOCq3YarZ #UFCMacao #fb Sat Aug 23 15:02:51 +0000 2014
Do NOT retire, @CungLe185 !! https://t.co/xWOCq3YarZ #UFCMacao Sat Aug 23 15:01:49 +0000 2014
“Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.” #fb Sat Aug 23 13:49:02 +0000 2014
“I’m about to take a hot shower. That’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.” #fb Sat Aug 23 13:47:15 +0000 2014
heh http://t.co/ueaHm8HzbO Sat Aug 23 13:46:40 +0000 2014
That’s racist, Charlie Brown! http://t.co/AltyFILjN9 Sat Aug 23 13:43:55 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/CWfk1ajqsK #fb Sat Aug 23 11:59:02 +0000 2014
There’s a reason she’s sitting down http://t.co/RmMGBouv9a Sat Aug 23 11:45:45 +0000 2014
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/8yW9f6YdP1 Sat Aug 23 00:33:39 +0000 2014
One more reason Star Trek > Star Wars http://t.co/A2fRFL2uf0 Sat Aug 23 00:27:13 +0000 2014
@deonandan I’m surprised he’s not actually a sasquatch Sat Aug 23 00:10:43 +0000 2014
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Thinking of attending this global health conference in San Francisco. Anyone else going? http://t.co/SfphMdwNw2 Fri Aug 22 23:10:19 +0000 2014
Publicly shared scooters! Every city needs them! http://t.co/JiGOIn1vTt Fri Aug 22 23:09:13 +0000 2014
Hogwart’s marauder’s map… http://t.co/lqtDAUywnq #fb Fri Aug 22 22:36:13 +0000 2014
#HogwartsMemories http://t.co/UMR3KAyUkz Fri Aug 22 22:13:59 +0000 2014
Thanks @docblw http://t.co/WEuhljeAGh Fri Aug 22 22:09:06 +0000 2014
Live action Family Guy http://t.co/XqEUt2IVjn #fb Fri Aug 22 20:34:54 +0000 2014
Health Research Associate position in Kingston, ON http://t.co/0MjvlYC2Jt #fb Fri Aug 22 20:29:09 +0000 2014
Nice of my publisher to send a framed cover of the global health textbook I wrote last year http://t.co/jb2R41xicS Fri Aug 22 19:46:12 +0000 2014
Free online public health courses http://t.co/gv9UmvIFNb #fb Fri Aug 22 18:32:30 +0000 2014
ZOMG! A hippo fucked a frog! http://t.co/s3XcYPBqmM Fri Aug 22 16:42:23 +0000 2014
AUUUUGH!!! http://t.co/yaX4qVSNci Fri Aug 22 16:37:20 +0000 2014
#true http://t.co/10mBVHF8YZ Fri Aug 22 16:36:41 +0000 2014
Worth re-tweeting: a screed against compulsory patriotism http://t.co/oHE0d20m1I #fb Fri Aug 22 15:50:09 +0000 2014
“Just because you’re drunk and a little bit lonely, you can end up being married and creating a whole ‘nother human being.” -RD Hunter #fb Fri Aug 22 15:24:59 +0000 2014
‘In parts of the deep South, sarcasm is considered a kind of witchcraft.” -Reginald D Hunter #fb Fri Aug 22 15:03:50 +0000 2014
Only @DavidBilbert will enjoy this http://t.co/fTBYz1P4hu Fri Aug 22 12:58:21 +0000 2014
http://t.co/BB5WBk4f4J Fri Aug 22 12:57:18 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/0H4YjRKhBz #fb Fri Aug 22 12:46:41 +0000 2014
Icebucket fails. My favourite is at 14 seconds. https://t.co/9cHcfTuor7 Fri Aug 22 12:31:18 +0000 2014
#transformation http://t.co/pe8m8GoUow Fri Aug 22 11:38:18 +0000 2014
#duh http://t.co/19vgfh16YS Fri Aug 22 11:37:42 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert i have too many of them Fri Aug 22 11:19:24 +0000 2014
WHO technical writer opportunity in Kobe, Japan http://t.co/r9EbPKEOST #fb Fri Aug 22 11:15:55 +0000 2014
Nutritionist opportunity in South Sudan http://t.co/vH1XKORr7A #fb Fri Aug 22 11:14:54 +0000 2014
Senior Science Writer & Producer job in… Indonesia! http://t.co/Dbb9Yzy2pm #fb Fri Aug 22 11:14:26 +0000 2014
#hmm http://t.co/YYmy4DQz7t Fri Aug 22 02:07:27 +0000 2014
http://t.co/mPKj0y9mB2 Thu Aug 21 23:47:06 +0000 2014
http://t.co/Z1NVbUAs7Z Thu Aug 21 23:06:15 +0000 2014
ok http://t.co/Jmo6rSK10q Thu Aug 21 23:05:29 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert when does the porn part start? Thu Aug 21 23:02:34 +0000 2014
“I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.” #fb Thu Aug 21 22:52:09 +0000 2014
‘Merica http://t.co/XcHdAfD28F Thu Aug 21 22:42:52 +0000 2014
Pretty much every passport control line in every airport in the world http://t.co/qaTGs2GGy1 #fb Thu Aug 21 22:34:41 +0000 2014
Saw the students at @uOttawa today lining up for the @OCTranspoDirect U-Pass. Couldn’t get this image out of my mind http://t.co/fZDze7EOfO Thu Aug 21 19:48:16 +0000 2014
Chicken curry vs curry chicken http://t.co/GK893kftAu Thu Aug 21 19:31:08 +0000 2014
This is my most tweeted article ever. Not about politics, science, or porn, but about… phones. http://t.co/EoF7PrEh28 Thu Aug 21 19:27:04 +0000 2014
The winning abstracts from @CSEBOttawa 2014 Research Day are now online: http://t.co/on6R8TS1Dl Thu Aug 21 19:21:06 +0000 2014
The @uOttawa Epidemiology society @CSEBOttawa is looking for new executive members: http://t.co/v5AMZZaRyh Thu Aug 21 19:15:50 +0000 2014
Got a call from IBM that I assumed was a robot caller, so I was being dickish. Turns out to have been a real person who just talks slow #fb Thu Aug 21 18:56:27 +0000 2014
Public event: dealing with dementia…. https://t.co/OWf8A6PyeI Thu Aug 21 18:36:43 +0000 2014
#statsnerds http://t.co/Ky5sdnknI8 Thu Aug 21 18:27:36 +0000 2014
#johnsnow http://t.co/sTNVrvoaxU Thu Aug 21 18:17:35 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is: when you order a chicken curry roti from the Jamaican place, and it’s 90% potato! #fb Thu Aug 21 16:44:27 +0000 2014
Seems…. legit… http://t.co/tYiKCgmUIb Thu Aug 21 13:01:27 +0000 2014
Regarding the ice bucket challenge… http://t.co/ZGiC0RyPoZ Thu Aug 21 12:59:46 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/sthxTTPSbu #fb Thu Aug 21 12:48:53 +0000 2014
What I learned today: kangaroos have 3 vaginas and 2 penises. No, not collected in their pouches. #fb Thu Aug 21 12:12:18 +0000 2014
“I’ve eaten kangaroo. Tastes a lot like wallaby.” – Sean Lock #fb Thu Aug 21 12:11:06 +0000 2014
“Homophones are words that sound the same and hate gay people.” – @stephenfry #fb Thu Aug 21 12:00:00 +0000 2014
http://t.co/FrhpaM4rax Thu Aug 21 05:22:41 +0000 2014
Turkey swiss sandwich http://t.co/8296eo0ucU Thu Aug 21 05:12:05 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert for all those murdered by Skywalker http://t.co/1wpkNcxDN1 Thu Aug 21 04:44:57 +0000 2014
Dressed Up Like His Mother And Tried To Get His Phone Back (2 Photos) http://t.co/bdWIbXACJd Wed Aug 20 21:41:32 +0000 2014
Just received a spam email with subject line, “The truth about your masturbation habit.” How did they know?!!! #fb Wed Aug 20 21:35:15 +0000 2014
Only in Japan http://t.co/9Lca8avVmq #fb Wed Aug 20 21:29:19 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert :O Wed Aug 20 21:16:44 +0000 2014
you tell ’em http://t.co/w91wtXgkka Wed Aug 20 17:43:43 +0000 2014
Take the Colgate test http://t.co/lyEg2zllD6 Wed Aug 20 17:34:27 +0000 2014
Action Global Health Network Conference – Ottawa Sep 12/13 https://t.co/VQeuvcXcUX Wed Aug 20 14:28:36 +0000 2014
Harry Otter http://t.co/q5NUxAvceN Wed Aug 20 13:16:50 +0000 2014
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill #fb Wed Aug 20 13:08:03 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/JQqPCruedA Wed Aug 20 11:59:45 +0000 2014
Review of Robert Charles Wilson’s Spin Cycle http://t.co/q5eqSYSLcu Wed Aug 20 03:05:39 +0000 2014
Ottawa based research assistant job http://t.co/OfF88AoEKU #fb Wed Aug 20 02:37:40 +0000 2014
Chinese liquor contains Viagra. Everybody Wang Chung tonight! http://t.co/EFvKSM2l8C Wed Aug 20 02:02:44 +0000 2014
If Fox news around back in the day http://t.co/R4Wu72Q0Mq Wed Aug 20 01:56:15 +0000 2014
@dianamchard weird is my middle name Wed Aug 20 01:45:26 +0000 2014
How long did it take you to notice? http://t.co/GXkHD1m0NC Wed Aug 20 00:38:34 +0000 2014
Why Marvel is winning the movie wars http://t.co/N2hFLegyq5 Tue Aug 19 19:54:17 +0000 2014
Students, apply for the United Nations Association Professional Placement Programme https://t.co/j3hz4yyklM Tue Aug 19 19:35:32 +0000 2014
“There is nothing more dangerous than to leap a chasm in two jumps.” – David Lloyd George #fb Tue Aug 19 14:34:38 +0000 2014
Well this is a clever urinal design http://t.co/0kAAz7QJND Tue Aug 19 14:31:12 +0000 2014
Congratulations, ‘Merica. You’ve made the Germans look like pacifists. The Germans. http://t.co/XcXLrxTQVW Tue Aug 19 14:25:58 +0000 2014
Okay! http://t.co/RJ47ZYQuk1 Tue Aug 19 14:22:51 +0000 2014
Anything I could add to this would simply ruin its elegant perfection http://t.co/SY1PXurONT Tue Aug 19 14:19:08 +0000 2014
While I’m revisiting some of my favourite Youtube memories… http://t.co/rLfXwJrR8Y Tue Aug 19 14:11:18 +0000 2014
http://t.co/2ztJT6MLdV Tue Aug 19 13:38:05 +0000 2014
http://t.co/JZHa75Lmdc Tue Aug 19 13:31:41 +0000 2014
How solar power works http://t.co/7BDSHHeAms Tue Aug 19 13:31:29 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/O6u4W2KP7k #fb Tue Aug 19 12:38:07 +0000 2014
With recent events in Israel-Palestine, I’m not surprised this 2008 post is suddenly getting a lot more hits: http://t.co/BJ1NmSgQys Tue Aug 19 02:00:53 +0000 2014
The Bullet Ant http://t.co/qsFUhD3u8a Tue Aug 19 01:51:19 +0000 2014
Who are the Crazy Frog Brothers? http://t.co/inMxrjUf56 Tue Aug 19 01:17:56 +0000 2014
Still the greatest Youtube video of all time http://t.co/9yROWxfan8 Tue Aug 19 01:10:36 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/x5exrgYxHB #fb Mon Aug 18 23:01:35 +0000 2014
Two more thesis meetings completed via Google Hangout. Man, I love this technology #fb Mon Aug 18 22:41:39 +0000 2014
An anagram for Newark is wanker. #fb Mon Aug 18 21:16:13 +0000 2014
Monday morning begins with a rejected paper. Great. #fb Mon Aug 18 18:18:48 +0000 2014
@unb_englishdept welcome to Twitter. Still remember fondly that you were among first to invite me to speak early in my writing career. Thx! Mon Aug 18 17:48:48 +0000 2014
Please stop sharing stories from these sites if you believe they are REAL. PS, satire is not just making shit up. http://t.co/9QVIoF1APe #fb Mon Aug 18 16:25:25 +0000 2014
http://t.co/N1oO2M3Nbn Mon Aug 18 16:14:46 +0000 2014
http://t.co/gWRO2QPLmt Mon Aug 18 16:11:20 +0000 2014
http://t.co/r76WyCgf3v Mon Aug 18 16:09:59 +0000 2014
How did I miss this when it first came out? Prisoners in The Philippines re-enact the Thriller video: http://t.co/qkcFDCSUq4 Mon Aug 18 14:38:00 +0000 2014
When idiots meet http://t.co/bTIsidZwVY Mon Aug 18 14:32:40 +0000 2014
I saw this guy at my gym http://t.co/570b6MIIhM #fb Sun Aug 17 20:48:02 +0000 2014
Jimmy Fallon looks like he has FAS #fb Sun Aug 17 18:01:12 +0000 2014
Dave Chapelle: prophet http://t.co/z3kwgA2S33 Sun Aug 17 17:23:07 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert no Sun Aug 17 12:50:03 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert that’s right, Gulliver Sun Aug 17 04:46:47 +0000 2014
http://t.co/fv8RsYhTXI Sat Aug 16 21:56:31 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/BwxlqgydiT Sat Aug 16 20:42:12 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/ybjtlCXMlT Sat Aug 16 20:38:40 +0000 2014
I’d hire him http://t.co/O8Ermr3Py6 Sat Aug 16 16:47:59 +0000 2014
I wonder why she didn’t get the position? http://t.co/fTx5LWcTet Sat Aug 16 16:47:01 +0000 2014
http://t.co/utQPtgqFgx Sat Aug 16 03:08:19 +0000 2014
yes http://t.co/a4FpmVlFMn Sat Aug 16 02:51:44 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/sXgkUT0CkR #fb Sat Aug 16 02:48:32 +0000 2014
Fondly recalling my leather fanny pack from the early 90s #fb Sat Aug 16 02:14:49 +0000 2014
Psychologists are the least religious of American Professors. http://t.co/hroSY6z9aR http://t.co/THcVdsHUg6 Sat Aug 16 01:15:17 +0000 2014
Dallas researchers out to scientifically prove biblical version of creation http://t.co/rZouVvwAtJ #fb Sat Aug 16 00:34:59 +0000 2014
Why @sonnench rules http://t.co/JmSjomKmqw Sat Aug 16 00:09:04 +0000 2014
15 Real-Life Scientists Share Their Favorite Science Fiction Books, Movies http://t.co/OQR24OE56O #fb Fri Aug 15 23:55:05 +0000 2014
So what now? People will be accusing the advertising industry of promoting unrealistic head shapes for women? http://t.co/DyIBkw1jRV Fri Aug 15 23:47:07 +0000 2014
Awwww http://t.co/zHJFT4sgHu #fb Fri Aug 15 23:44:21 +0000 2014
Kind of disappointed that this guy didn’t find @WarMachine170 before the authorities did http://t.co/husMnvB3NK Fri Aug 15 22:51:15 +0000 2014
Seems @WarMachine170 has been captured http://t.co/AkwV9UBSLC Fri Aug 15 22:21:30 +0000 2014
Watching him on @joerogan podcast, @WarMachine170 seems like a likable dude. So confusing. https://t.co/5KalYuxfIa Fri Aug 15 22:19:48 +0000 2014
woman poisoned roommates after they caught her having sex with dogs. The best part of this story is her crazy pic http://t.co/Z4rT2EqroN Fri Aug 15 21:20:13 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert sweet. I will set up a login for you Fri Aug 15 19:30:49 +0000 2014
@DavidBilbert hey wanna write for my science fiction website? Skiffy.ca Fri Aug 15 18:28:22 +0000 2014
#moses http://t.co/SpTPZJxVSZ Fri Aug 15 15:54:20 +0000 2014
http://t.co/9IcBjUXkpS Fri Aug 15 15:42:54 +0000 2014
http://t.co/fXdDG8GbrG Fri Aug 15 15:42:10 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/gncTx6aPHt #fb Fri Aug 15 12:06:18 +0000 2014
This is Youtube http://t.co/hPeOV79AAT #fb Fri Aug 15 12:02:59 +0000 2014
So that’s who’s been reading my email! http://t.co/zx64hvsUNy #fb Fri Aug 15 11:51:51 +0000 2014
Laundry day http://t.co/i50UPPnEyd #fb Fri Aug 15 11:40:15 +0000 2014
Because of this broken tail light, I wasn’t permitted to take my motorcycle exam today. Testing fee NOT refunded. Grr http://t.co/IOnMz09sf4 Thu Aug 14 19:08:10 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is: going in for my motorcycle test, but not being allowed to take it due to tail light vandalized. Even ate the @#&$ fee. #fb Thu Aug 14 17:08:31 +0000 2014
Yes there is poop on the Moon http://t.co/oxTTiLiWdx Wed Aug 13 22:02:23 +0000 2014
heh heh http://t.co/CXeX9SZRSp Wed Aug 13 21:04:53 +0000 2014
http://t.co/jGmxhcdF2k Wed Aug 13 21:02:52 +0000 2014
I just ate a seedless pear. I guess that’s a thing now. #fb Wed Aug 13 16:54:07 +0000 2014
I think Ralph ran away. Far, far away. http://t.co/1QL2DLW0KR Wed Aug 13 16:04:40 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/s79VqvwO2k #fb Wed Aug 13 16:02:17 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day. Now we need Seagal to go after @WarMachine170 http://t.co/bDFbtspfWp #fb Wed Aug 13 14:48:53 +0000 2014
Holy crap. @WarMachine170 tweeted this about @DogBountyHunter 4 years ago! (According to the interwebs) http://t.co/arlYQbwxvJ Wed Aug 13 14:47:18 +0000 2014
#whatdoiknowigotnokids http://t.co/MDbf5sjZg7 Wed Aug 13 14:45:11 +0000 2014
Damon Wayans has a 31 year old son? Holy crap. #fb Wed Aug 13 14:22:04 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc yep Wed Aug 13 11:14:42 +0000 2014
3:30AM. Inbox down to 92. Just popped a melatonin. Now, will I sleep? #fb Wed Aug 13 07:35:12 +0000 2014
So now @DogBountyHunter is hunting @WarMachine170 after his alleged assault of @ChristyMack …What weird postmodern world do I live in? Wed Aug 13 06:59:20 +0000 2014
Sticks and stones… http://t.co/TcdleTmdcm Tue Aug 12 20:16:38 +0000 2014
http://t.co/czV9Od6Rju Tue Aug 12 20:10:30 +0000 2014
@Klili23 merci Tue Aug 12 20:02:54 +0000 2014
I want to see Steven Seagal in a Jane Austen film called, “Sensei and Sensibility” Tue Aug 12 19:34:50 +0000 2014
Student art project brings to life the LOEG trailer we wanted to see http://t.co/tBqY2d7WaF Tue Aug 12 19:24:09 +0000 2014
If I’m reading the smudged document correctly, today is not only my 47th birthday, but also the 20th anniversary of my Shotokan black belt! Tue Aug 12 19:10:59 +0000 2014
It’s nice to realize that one’s services as an educator will never not be needed http://t.co/MCvLFYq3mG Tue Aug 12 18:13:33 +0000 2014
How I spent my 47th birthday: explaining to an 8 year old, over gelato, how to make Penicillin #fb Tue Aug 12 18:09:04 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 bah Tue Aug 12 13:47:07 +0000 2014
@dkaykay11 merci Tue Aug 12 13:37:31 +0000 2014
http://t.co/lg7VSXgRMC Tue Aug 12 13:34:28 +0000 2014
Basquiat died 26 years ago today; Cleopatra, 2044 years. Coincidence? #fb Tue Aug 12 13:07:24 +0000 2014
Not everyone will get this http://t.co/B9uqFk1Xpk Tue Aug 12 12:47:32 +0000 2014
I hereby name this cat candle “Bukatke” http://t.co/zOu1oDzVxP Tue Aug 12 12:45:36 +0000 2014
I know it’s automated, but it’s still sort of nice to wake up to an email birthday greeting from the @joerogan show #fb Tue Aug 12 12:30:35 +0000 2014
I just got an email from Friendster. That shit is still around? #fb Tue Aug 12 03:23:47 +0000 2014
I know Robin Williams played Popeye once, but who knew he’d grow up to BE Popeye? http://t.co/gYrV8QL0Hb #fb Tue Aug 12 03:09:46 +0000 2014
Hard to believe Robin Williams is dead. Harder to digest that Pam Dawber is 62. #fb Tue Aug 12 03:06:17 +0000 2014
When Mork met the Fonz https://t.co/Mkhxyro8lN Tue Aug 12 03:01:52 +0000 2014
I was probably the only person who watched Mork and Mindy for the science fiction and not the comedy Tue Aug 12 03:01:03 +0000 2014
Robin Williams is dead?????? http://t.co/61FwYf76hc #fb Tue Aug 12 02:41:52 +0000 2014
Someone needs to make this. http://t.co/xuPiZ4UE8p Tue Aug 12 00:36:58 +0000 2014
Just learned that Yale neurologist and prominent skeptic Steven Novella has also authored several Dungeons and Dragons expansion packs! #fb Tue Aug 12 00:34:54 +0000 2014
Ah, modern courtship and romance http://t.co/Tx8Srh4znj Tue Aug 12 00:15:09 +0000 2014
DIY automated vegetable chopper http://t.co/47p2bzemzL Mon Aug 11 23:56:04 +0000 2014
McDonald’s is the 90th biggest economy in the world #fb Mon Aug 11 23:53:01 +0000 2014
Deep friend pineapple! http://t.co/58cpbJW9Us Mon Aug 11 23:51:37 +0000 2014
Deep fried watermelon. This is a thing. http://t.co/o0g2QJGn4Z Mon Aug 11 23:49:41 +0000 2014
:Twitter haiku 360 – “Pigeon with ulcers / No hemorrhaging, can still sing / Makes a bloodless coo.” #fb Mon Aug 11 23:27:55 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/aY3qTevj6y #fb Mon Aug 11 23:06:53 +0000 2014
How a car’s gear box works http://t.co/PB0q79fDqo #fb Mon Aug 11 23:04:42 +0000 2014
Oh so THAT’s what it’s for http://t.co/G1QfnQZS8w #fb Mon Aug 11 23:02:11 +0000 2014
Research Coordinator position about inner city health in Toronto http://t.co/MpChVnBVp0 #fb Mon Aug 11 22:59:36 +0000 2014
@Daniel_Pillai I am indeed. What are you up to? Mon Aug 11 14:18:49 +0000 2014
I thought this was satire, then I thought the comments were mockery. But no, they are all genuine: http://t.co/nfH8vBwb3Z #quackery Mon Aug 11 14:16:31 +0000 2014
Why aren’t we sending these people to West Africa to cure Ebola? http://t.co/EZZN3w7iFF Mon Aug 11 13:57:51 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus. This is real. Good thing you folks look good in your yoga pants. http://t.co/TfVEFhkRrh http://t.co/RGslxRvGx3 Mon Aug 11 13:55:27 +0000 2014
Rebooting Babylon 5? Crappy acting and all, it was perfect the way it was. No thank you. http://t.co/bSABkYigqL Mon Aug 11 13:21:40 +0000 2014
@docblw you’re all about the buns, i hear Mon Aug 11 13:01:55 +0000 2014
Mmmmmm….. they seem grammarlicious…. http://t.co/x7uGBVFmQY Mon Aug 11 12:54:55 +0000 2014
This is CNN… living in Bizarro World http://t.co/ReqSutkHDc Mon Aug 11 12:47:22 +0000 2014
1am scooter ride under the super moon. May as well stop for a Montreal bagel at kettleman’s #fb Mon Aug 11 05:25:14 +0000 2014
Sweet Jeebus. Commenters on YouTube are either trolls or children. But Commenters on Gawker just need to go outside and drink a beer. #fb Sun Aug 10 23:11:29 +0000 2014
One course fully prepared and uploaded to Blackboard. Three more to go. Sigh. #fb Sun Aug 10 20:02:45 +0000 2014
Why we should be concerned about the return of Victorian diseases http://t.co/znxttipJre #fb Sun Aug 10 17:00:57 +0000 2014
The response I get from every single email sent to a UOttawa email address this past week. One more bloody thing. http://t.co/XBSrNyKTvu Sun Aug 10 16:29:19 +0000 2014
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/jum0nAXFfM Sun Aug 10 16:28:46 +0000 2014
Flanders! http://t.co/Bd9lyzMdzX Sun Aug 10 15:55:46 +0000 2014
Other animated GIF of the day http://t.co/wEc3IXtjCZ #fb Sun Aug 10 15:55:11 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/dqRwQKLwwv #fb Sun Aug 10 15:50:37 +0000 2014
@RedParrots crap, woman, you replied faster than i could switch tabs! Sun Aug 10 02:39:50 +0000 2014
RT @Mr_Mike_Clarke: “Here you go Grandma…” http://t.co/7gDHoThEAM Sun Aug 10 02:38:01 +0000 2014
Bought a new windows machine today. I felt guilty so sacrificed one of my other computers to the gods of Ubuntu http://t.co/ZVsIMUpmXT Sat Aug 09 22:42:44 +0000 2014
One of the many problems with Windows: it doesn’t know how to play nice with cloud solutions #fb Sat Aug 09 22:02:38 +0000 2014
I know, right? http://t.co/IUVcLgkxiz Sat Aug 09 21:07:13 +0000 2014
This is what Seinfeld looks like from the sound stage. Changes everything, right? http://t.co/941CoDXLaZ Sat Aug 09 21:06:15 +0000 2014
The system is NOT working http://t.co/23C8s0EzUo Sat Aug 09 21:04:21 +0000 2014
The grooves on an LP (with record stylus) as seen through an electron microscope. #cool http://t.co/XfFn4QLnK9 Sat Aug 09 21:00:24 +0000 2014
Yes, yes, yes. But how can I make MONEY by writing more books? Answer me that, smart guy! http://t.co/vLdpqGfq74 Sat Aug 09 20:59:57 +0000 2014
I feel a particular thrill replacing all the Microsoft apps in Windows 8.1 with Google apps #fb Sat Aug 09 20:18:44 +0000 2014
This is a real animal. And no, it’s not an unholy cross between a pig and a sheep. But it may as well be. http://t.co/v6Xd9gHRxh Sat Aug 09 14:44:42 +0000 2014
This fucking thing is real. It’s a zebroid. http://t.co/L02En6Xmpj Sat Aug 09 14:43:34 +0000 2014
http://t.co/P4pmlEyJCk Sat Aug 09 14:00:12 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Swm0frQis6 #fb Sat Aug 09 13:38:03 +0000 2014
http://t.co/fW5j44hm5X Sat Aug 09 13:30:51 +0000 2014
The most read article on my science fiction website is this remembrance of Babylon 5: http://t.co/SKgbyxByXQ Sat Aug 09 05:37:13 +0000 2014
Fate of Worlds: Return From the Ringworld http://t.co/bpVXpHrYUE Sat Aug 09 02:02:40 +0000 2014
Dear Bridgehead on Elgin: playing the whole Stone Roses album is a good way to ensure I never leave #fb Sat Aug 09 00:28:18 +0000 2014
My gansta name is racist? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! http://t.co/MlTykYH3o0 http://t.co/vkCEH9wtZX Sat Aug 09 00:11:17 +0000 2014
And I’ve called in sick exactly one time in 31 years of employment http://t.co/b1EwUB7PAB Fri Aug 08 23:40:58 +0000 2014
Guess whose podcast is low on iTunes. Actually don’t guess. It’s me. My podcast is on iTunes. #fb Fri Aug 08 21:40:45 +0000 2014
I can’t be the only person who can’t fully enjoy his dinner while the pants are still on #fb Fri Aug 08 21:11:41 +0000 2014
That’s right… I just made the greatest chili IN THE WORLD http://t.co/oTkRh9PLse Fri Aug 08 20:45:57 +0000 2014
http://t.co/FZma0igbTl Fri Aug 08 20:22:45 +0000 2014
http://t.co/rQDM5M3Sgr Fri Aug 08 20:02:44 +0000 2014
it’s true WHO declared Ebola to be “international emergency”; we’re still talking West Africa. No need for North Americans to freak out #fb Fri Aug 08 19:36:17 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc unpredictable ones Fri Aug 08 19:30:25 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is… coming to the office at 3pm on a Friday in August and being the only professor in the building 🙁 #fb Fri Aug 08 18:44:01 +0000 2014
Cancer Epidemiology position in Calgary http://t.co/dlmFH2dOX9 #fb Fri Aug 08 17:53:51 +0000 2014
Postdoctoral Fellow Position in Cancer Epidemiology in Alberta http://t.co/a3q1rONHu4 #fb Fri Aug 08 17:53:26 +0000 2014
http://t.co/01teaTuiST Fri Aug 08 17:24:47 +0000 2014
me too http://t.co/4GQTpoZ2aC Fri Aug 08 17:23:25 +0000 2014
How is this a problem? She’s not doing anything illegal or immoral? You prudes just piss me off. http://t.co/iVeTgNZWgu Fri Aug 08 17:18:25 +0000 2014
@JustHerod @KyleRyc Wait… isn’t Melena one of .@realDonaldTrump ‘s daughters or wives? Fri Aug 08 17:05:44 +0000 2014
That “dumbass nerd” is @neiltyson http://t.co/SwEOhA9tmn Fri Aug 08 16:56:22 +0000 2014
sigh http://t.co/vMilejlALo Fri Aug 08 16:55:09 +0000 2014
@KyleRyc @JustHerod Adrian, I think Kyle just called you an Anal Fissure. I’d be insulted if I were you. Fri Aug 08 16:33:58 +0000 2014
It’s important to remember when you’ve eaten raw beets, lest the next morning you think you’re dying from intestinal bleeding #fb Fri Aug 08 16:24:25 +0000 2014
Twitter Tweets from 2014-07-01 to 2014-07-31 http://t.co/W2xhch18pQ Fri Aug 08 15:51:50 +0000 2014
http://t.co/y8WlBOpTGI Fri Aug 08 15:45:21 +0000 2014
AUUUUGHHH!!!! http://t.co/ujpjZ3AhY7 Fri Aug 08 15:32:22 +0000 2014
http://t.co/j21610Zwnu Fri Aug 08 15:31:25 +0000 2014
:O http://t.co/VghHOOOLDE Fri Aug 08 15:31:17 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/HLbPv4XQwo #fb Fri Aug 08 15:28:55 +0000 2014
Sept I’ve 6 grad students, 9 4th year hon students, am teaching every single day, and now have back-to-back classes on different campuses 🙁 Fri Aug 08 15:13:52 +0000 2014
Well this happened…. on a kid’s show! #yay http://t.co/l4peOV774c #fb Fri Aug 08 14:41:14 +0000 2014
Gov’t charges pay $20 to file annual corporate return online, $40 to do so by mail, or a private company charges me $100 to do it. Rip-off Fri Aug 08 13:19:12 +0000 2014
I am NOT there yet http://t.co/VVwaEpyoGK Thu Aug 07 16:22:43 +0000 2014
Every child’s first efficiency revelation: that it’s better to have separate knives for the butter and the jam #fb Thu Aug 07 14:43:10 +0000 2014
Unhappiness is… when you’re late for a meeting and your toast gets stuck in the toaster. Grr. #fb Thu Aug 07 14:37:58 +0000 2014
http://t.co/Cp47DrptHT Thu Aug 07 13:39:44 +0000 2014
Awkward product placement http://t.co/M9GDLAzXxK Thu Aug 07 13:39:12 +0000 2014
The difference between Fox and CNN http://t.co/duHUStQS0K Thu Aug 07 13:25:38 +0000 2014
Thunder in Ottawa sounds like canon fire #fb Thu Aug 07 01:28:52 +0000 2014
#kewl http://t.co/3bvUWrFBB6 Wed Aug 06 20:53:58 +0000 2014
http://t.co/u820FiCTx6 Wed Aug 06 20:53:27 +0000 2014
@MeganOlivi next time you’ll know better 🙂 Wed Aug 06 19:23:35 +0000 2014
Ebola FAQ http://t.co/1xaDUs3C2P Wed Aug 06 19:06:55 +0000 2014
yes, yes. I know it’s not real. http://t.co/MtzKe1I9SQ Wed Aug 06 17:00:41 +0000 2014
Well this happened http://t.co/sFyikyLfRP Wed Aug 06 16:56:43 +0000 2014
Why Futurama is the greatest TV show ever made http://t.co/p6u7LQN6Gv #fb Wed Aug 06 16:46:31 +0000 2014
You had ONE job, dog… http://t.co/jBseBta3Ou Wed Aug 06 16:28:56 +0000 2014
And I thought being named Raywat was rough http://t.co/0UPPFwBLFx Wed Aug 06 14:50:13 +0000 2014
Modern math http://t.co/eHYqLikEc6 Wed Aug 06 14:17:51 +0000 2014
Uh, I don’t think these movers are bonded http://t.co/Cc7dx6KBxH #fb Wed Aug 06 14:17:14 +0000 2014
:O http://t.co/8aPItIa3ci Wed Aug 06 01:53:51 +0000 2014
@JohnKingMMA @Sholler_UFC @JonnyBones @AlexTheMauler @dc_mma almost happened Wed Aug 06 01:32:12 +0000 2014
When the automated TTC voice says “Dundas station” I heat “Dumbass station” #fb Wed Aug 06 01:32:11 +0000 2014
Gotta say, I’m impressed with @dc_mma ‘s maturity and eloquence #UFC178 Wed Aug 06 00:32:01 +0000 2014
So did @JonnyBones choose @cainmma avatar just to piss off @dc_mma ? #UFC178 Wed Aug 06 00:12:33 +0000 2014
Wow @Alistairovereem looks small next to @JonnyBones #UFC178 Wed Aug 06 00:11:48 +0000 2014
Is that The Reem waiting in the wings? #UFC178 Wed Aug 06 00:03:39 +0000 2014
Really? We’re going to watch people play a video game now? More Q&A! #UFC178 Wed Aug 06 00:00:45 +0000 2014
Bizarre @MeganOlivi looks scared @JonnyBones is a troll @TheNotoriousMMA has practiced his lines @dc_mma is frustrated. All so weird #ufc178 Tue Aug 05 23:57:49 +0000 2014
I wonder if @MeganOlivi is secretly carrying a taser? #UFC178 Q&A Tue Aug 05 23:55:23 +0000 2014
If this were WWE, @AlexTheMauler would crash the #UFC178 conference and smack both @JonnyBones and @dc_mma with a folding chair Tue Aug 05 23:53:04 +0000 2014
RT @Sugarhigh5me: Poor McGregor and Poirier. They look so bored. #UFC178 Q&A Tue Aug 05 23:52:11 +0000 2014
@JZ_51 @BR_MMA you can watch it here: https://t.co/rexm3Ao7DU Tue Aug 05 23:50:38 +0000 2014
Holy crap @JonnyBones is being a dick. I didn’t have a favourite before, but this behaviour has me in @dc_mma ‘s camp #UFC178 Tue Aug 05 23:44:14 +0000 2014
Looks like @JonnyBones heel turn is official. This is a surreal #ufc178 Q&A Tue Aug 05 23:38:19 +0000 2014
Is Jon @JonnyBones drunk? This is a weird #UFC178 Q&A Tue Aug 05 23:36:41 +0000 2014
Cats are assholes http://t.co/1UXXjnIFvV #fb Tue Aug 05 23:32:34 +0000 2014
@RedParrots http://t.co/xh7F1TNLby Tue Aug 05 23:16:09 +0000 2014
Jeebus. The dude who played Adric in Dr Who is now 52. Cripes. #fb Tue Aug 05 23:03:58 +0000 2014
http://t.co/qE03z4yMH2 Tue Aug 05 19:59:40 +0000 2014
I felt a disturbance in the Force http://t.co/4HZ00btEFC Tue Aug 05 19:36:24 +0000 2014
Poor Owen http://t.co/xWiFQTEeUx Tue Aug 05 19:12:27 +0000 2014
Nope. Nope. http://t.co/PZOmel47S9 #fb Tue Aug 05 19:11:20 +0000 2014
“Damn, girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Not physically, but the sense of betrayal as He cast you out of His perfect kingdom.” Tue Aug 05 19:09:15 +0000 2014
Best internet comment to a photo (of a pretty girl) I’ve yet seen today http://t.co/tVCGoYTttz Tue Aug 05 19:07:57 +0000 2014
“Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” http://t.co/VN4rQnCs0u Tue Aug 05 18:58:07 +0000 2014
Freddie Mercury http://t.co/SwXB2LMXnV Tue Aug 05 18:46:08 +0000 2014
#lame http://t.co/jl8cRRmJ7y Tue Aug 05 18:44:25 +0000 2014
Lion-o Richie http://t.co/x5yyiWZ3Wf Tue Aug 05 18:42:15 +0000 2014
http://t.co/UzBuPv7si9 Tue Aug 05 16:08:56 +0000 2014
http://t.co/hnV883QZhg Tue Aug 05 16:07:00 +0000 2014
http://t.co/qKxLDeWB3f Tue Aug 05 16:06:22 +0000 2014
Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/g0WsbA04Ex #fb Tue Aug 05 15:29:01 +0000 2014
Star Wars summarized in a single GIF http://t.co/GO1onv4uwH #fb Tue Aug 05 15:27:05 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Ca2Wo53SAS #fb Tue Aug 05 15:25:22 +0000 2014
http://t.co/YxIQgmcHMC Tue Aug 05 12:38:45 +0000 2014
Undergrad Memories – My Brief Flirtation With Physics http://t.co/uhXxLyVpdN Tue Aug 05 00:47:33 +0000 2014
The face of evil http://t.co/Q27h5J4Q4L Mon Aug 04 22:31:24 +0000 2014
Another animated GIF of the day http://t.co/NIJK0nBh13 #fb Mon Aug 04 18:58:39 +0000 2014
http://t.co/zOHkYY6IpU Mon Aug 04 18:52:00 +0000 2014
http://t.co/Sj8DSBuqRF Mon Aug 04 18:51:18 +0000 2014
“These are not the droids you are looking for” http://t.co/XdIda9nUi6 Mon Aug 04 18:40:57 +0000 2014
http://t.co/kdVaOlgfUH Mon Aug 04 14:32:25 +0000 2014
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/zRKIdmNKbG #fb Mon Aug 04 13:07:00 +0000 2014
The French for “D-Day” is “Jour-J”. Does this mean the “D” just stands for “Day”? So it’s “Day Day”? http://t.co/f1hK4pBP70 Mon Aug 04 03:58:00 +0000 2014
Vulva! Pronto! http://t.co/iczgWJ1S79 Mon Aug 04 03:55:02 +0000 2014
I’d watch the shit out of this http://t.co/h1Jg8L1oci Sun Aug 03 19:48:53 +0000 2014
Yes this is how I hang out with my grad students http://t.co/Yt31jkjCf6 Sun Aug 03 15:48:08 +0000 2014
You know how in Christian weddings, it’s all about the bride? Well in Hindu weddings it’s all about the priest #fb Sun Aug 03 14:50:33 +0000 2014
Apparently chickens mate first thing in the morning. It’s true what they say: the early bird gets the sperm #fb Sun Aug 03 14:24:11 +0000 2014
Excited to be at the Museum of Civilization for the wedding of two of my former students. I want to take credit for it, but I can’t. Sun Aug 03 14:20:22 +0000 2014
#space http://t.co/QrUQpf5cif Sun Aug 03 11:59:14 +0000 2014
#antchrist http://t.co/RhZP6KULmw Sun Aug 03 11:31:51 +0000 2014
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I’m in a burger place and the only customers are 3 East Indian people. Mmmm. Sacrilicious. #fb Sun Aug 03 01:39:52 +0000 2014
Happy to report that I now have wireless induction charging on my cell phone. Whoohoo. #fb Sun Aug 03 01:10:46 +0000 2014
There really are few things quite as nice as a summer Saturday evening in Ottawa #fb Sun Aug 03 00:42:39 +0000 2014
Dear octranspo: if you don’t already live in Ottawa, deciphering your transit maps is near impossible #fb Sun Aug 03 00:34:49 +0000 2014
As an old school wrasslin’ fan, giving some nostalgic thought to the Monday Night Wars. Them was the days, boy. #fb Sat Aug 02 22:30:35 +0000 2014
Brockville train station looks like it was built by high-school kids in shop class #fb Sat Aug 02 22:24:04 +0000 2014
If I ever travel economy class again on the train, I’m smuggling in my own booze. Anything more than 2 hours requires sedation. #fb Sat Aug 02 20:51:07 +0000 2014
Aaauuugh! This train trip is so boring! It’s driving me craaaazy! #fb Sat Aug 02 20:38:34 +0000 2014
@RedParrots @VIA_Rail yep Sat Aug 02 19:46:06 +0000 2014
It was only a matter of time before the gestational surrogacy industry resulted in an abandoned baby http://t.co/H6N3mk8G0c Sat Aug 02 18:17:59 +0000 2014
So Caribana is an excuse for drunken white girls to be twerking in the streets? #fb Sat Aug 02 18:04:32 +0000 2014
About to take economy class train trip for 1st time in years. Don’t know how I will survive mingling with the rank and file. #noopenbar #fb Sat Aug 02 17:59:46 +0000 2014
Dear @VIA_Rail passengers: why are you lining up hours before departure when we all have reserved seating? #fb Sat Aug 02 17:56:43 +0000 2014
My cousin’s 4 year old refuses to call me Uncle Ray. Instead I am “the boy”. As I am nearing 47, I will take it. #fb Sat Aug 02 17:31:09 +0000 2014
What a 4 year old told me today: “you’re not my mommy!” #fb Sat Aug 02 17:16:59 +0000 2014
Happiness is: finding that I’d authored a peer-reviewed paper in 2001 and it’s not in my CV…. yet #fb Fri Aug 01 14:45:02 +0000 2014
Racism in Canadian universities http://t.co/XbmZkX4s6T #fb Fri Aug 01 14:23:30 +0000 2014
Find the perfect journal for your article http://t.co/WCUEVX0NU3 #fb Fri Aug 01 13:13:53 +0000 2014
language blogger fired for writing about homophones ’cause it sounds like gay sex. Way to be niggardly with education http://t.co/4avILdTdDB Fri Aug 01 13:10:45 +0000 2014
Medieval zombie tales http://t.co/yJlvz0Ui8R #fb Fri Aug 01 12:16:55 +0000 2014
Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Aug 01 02:25:19 +0000 2014
So they’re out of wine on the train. Switching to port. #fb Fri Aug 01 00:03:27 +0000 2014