Twitter Tweets From 2014-09-01 to 2014-09-30

Archived Twitter tweets from 2014-9-1 to 2014-9-30, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

• Genius http://t.co/J4Or6aMFZV Tue Sep 30 20:11:28 +0000 2014
• “High speed” DSL @TekSavvyCSR (Yes, I opened a ticket) http://t.co/BU0Z3OExLa Tue Sep 30 18:54:09 +0000 2014
• One dog finally figures out this shit http://t.co/JC1HFb3hrK #fb Tue Sep 30 18:12:13 +0000 2014
• One of the many reasons I loved and miss the Justice League cartoon http://t.co/Pox3mXGvNm Tue Sep 30 16:42:40 +0000 2014
• Pizza cake… invented in Canada! http://t.co/nHbH8P05KS Tue Sep 30 15:23:28 +0000 2014
• Today, two of my grad students submitted their final theses. Maybe I can get them ALL out before Xmas??? #fb Tue Sep 30 15:02:58 +0000 2014
• Don’t know about you guys, but I thought the Simpsons – Family Guy crossover episode was hilarious #fb Tue Sep 30 11:54:56 +0000 2014
• Evolution http://t.co/00ZHMQDdif Tue Sep 30 11:48:54 +0000 2014
• She deserves to be mocked http://t.co/wF6XLBvdzB Tue Sep 30 11:47:19 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/iN3jFNQkLL #fb Tue Sep 30 00:53:40 +0000 2014
• “Jenny McCarthy’s Son Reports Her to Police for Texting and Driving.” Can’t wait for her vaccination defence. http://t.co/bEXCdw1zuf #fb Mon Sep 29 21:04:45 +0000 2014
• A shill, a moral bankrupt, a sellout, a disappointment, and a fool. But… which is which? http://t.co/HauQHHyYTo Mon Sep 29 16:19:16 +0000 2014
• (again, maybe I shouldn’t be using words like “airplane” and “hostage” in the same tweet. Yikes.) #fb Mon Sep 29 15:26:36 +0000 2014
• Waiting 10 minutes on a landed airplane because the “customer service” rep hasn’t arrived yet. This is a reason to hold 50 ppl hostage? #fb Mon Sep 29 15:24:08 +0000 2014
• Oh, Boxopus, we are totally friends again. #fb Mon Sep 29 13:52:43 +0000 2014
• Maybe I shouldn’t have used the words “ground zero” and “airport” in the same tweet. Here comes that strip search again.. #brownproblems #fb Mon Sep 29 13:14:28 +0000 2014
• Airports are ground zero for resting bitch face #fb Mon Sep 29 13:11:06 +0000 2014
• Be on the lookout, Ontarians: 2 year old Girl Disappears, Sparks Massive Search http://t.co/TQhBRE5O5Y #fb Mon Sep 29 13:02:50 +0000 2014
• I’m starting to suspect that most grammar errors on social media are actually caused by overly aggressive Autocorrect #fb Mon Sep 29 12:45:01 +0000 2014
• Just wrote and uploaded a reference letter all from the passenger seat of a moving car. This is my life now. #fb Mon Sep 29 12:40:06 +0000 2014
• “The Khorasan Group: Anatomy of a Fake Terror Threat to Justify Bombing Syria” http://t.co/qQiXhoLzco #fb Mon Sep 29 11:10:14 +0000 2014
• “$38 billion were spent on weddings in India last year.” – documentary #fb Mon Sep 29 01:11:28 +0000 2014
• This looks a lot like @AlexTheMauler Anyone else see it? #UFC @joerogan http://t.co/wvhETgMMtL Sun Sep 28 22:32:12 +0000 2014
• There’s nothing like a loud family argument at the table next to me at the restaurant to really spice up a pointlessly relaxing afternoon Sun Sep 28 20:19:28 +0000 2014
• Glass of wine, baklava, sunny Danforth patio… this is how you pretend to write a paper #fb Sun Sep 28 19:16:39 +0000 2014
• @cammipham haha. I’m skipping today. Have fun. I still might tweet just to be an ass though 🙂 Sun Sep 28 13:08:21 +0000 2014
• mighty mouse reminds me of this guy http://t.co/lYpbQzrZTJ #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 04:03:48 +0000 2014
• RT @ngnate: Donald Cerreone is now the lineal Bellator lightweight champ #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:58:33 +0000 2014
• as impressive as Cowboy is, Pettis is that much better. Scary thought. #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:58:01 +0000 2014
• is it weird to anyone else that a stereotypical cowboy has an Italian name? #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:56:02 +0000 2014
• I hate it when muay thai shines in an MMA fight #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:54:46 +0000 2014
• dudes in this weight class just seem too big for Alvarez #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:53:05 +0000 2014
• kinda sad. After the long wait, I was hoping Alvarez would be an instant star #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:52:13 +0000 2014
• I think fighters using any Rocky based walk in music have a poor prognosis #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:30:32 +0000 2014
• you know @TheNotoriousMMA is right. The Thai style is too ubiquitous in MMA #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:23:47 +0000 2014
• Oh my sweet Zod. @TheNotoriousMMA is the real deal #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:18:21 +0000 2014
• poirier had the better walk in music before the rap started #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:12:26 +0000 2014
• does @TheNotoriousMMA remind anyone else of Health ledger? #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:09:34 +0000 2014
• got a feeling @TheNotoriousMMA mifhr struggle here #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:07:20 +0000 2014
• @TommyToeHold dude, people might think you’re mocking a cognitively impaired person Sun Sep 28 03:06:44 +0000 2014
• I suspect @danawhite will make it right by giving @TimKennedyMMA a finishing bonus too #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:05:26 +0000 2014
• calling out Romero right in the ring after his victory is why @joerogan is the man #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:03:59 +0000 2014
• RT @TommyToeHold: Romero loves the fucking shit out of everything. #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:02:10 +0000 2014
• no disrespect, but Romero ‘s interview sounds like 70s SNL skit #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 03:01:06 +0000 2014
• I’m calling it now. All of the #UFC178 fights will end in finishes. Sun Sep 28 02:59:21 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 whoa Sun Sep 28 02:56:57 +0000 2014
• RT @kennyflorian: Did God switch sides? Kennedy lands a crazy combo end of 2nd. #SoldierOfGod #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:56:02 +0000 2014
• never understood the hate that @TimKennedyMMA gets. Always fun to watch #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:54:12 +0000 2014
• surprised no one else has ever walked out to “Rooster” before #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:42:31 +0000 2014
• RT @soundmangaz: Kennedy wins the walkout music anyway #ufc178 Sun Sep 28 02:41:29 +0000 2014
• Nice. @TimKennedyMMA comes out to Rooster. Nice. #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:41:03 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots well my gf has a dog, which means I have a dog. He’s a cutie. Sun Sep 28 02:38:51 +0000 2014
• dammit @CatZingano I’d be in tears too if I were you #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:31:53 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 that’s what I’m talking about @CatZingano ! Sun Sep 28 02:30:27 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 was that a ddt? Really? #jakethesnake Sun Sep 28 02:29:14 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 so who is selling the UFC the rights to Bruce Lee’s name and image? I find the idea kinda gross Sun Sep 28 02:28:33 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 haven’t seen this many foot lock attempts since the Pancrase days Sun Sep 28 02:27:27 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 I like that heel hook attempt by @CatZingano Sun Sep 28 02:24:54 +0000 2014
• #UFC178 come on @CatZingano you deserve this comeback Sun Sep 28 02:20:02 +0000 2014
• RT @DillaTaunt: This is probably going to be one of those cards that ‘casuals’ should see but likely won’t. #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:18:00 +0000 2014
• Cat’s expression much different from last time she stepped into octagon #UFC178 Sun Sep 28 02:15:00 +0000 2014
• @ScottTimcke I see it in my own students. When given the choice, they will tend to choose qualitative projects.. mostly out of fear of stats Sun Sep 28 01:37:37 +0000 2014
• and this is science http://t.co/QHZdvrQjdw Sun Sep 28 00:10:39 +0000 2014
• This is twitter, by the way http://t.co/YhiiPDQaxJ Sun Sep 28 00:09:24 +0000 2014
• All right, peeps. Heading out now. You may not see any tweets from me for a while. Or you might. Who knows. Sun Sep 28 00:06:47 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer yes. increasingly shameful porn Sat Sep 27 23:59:35 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer you mean….. Satan? Sat Sep 27 23:59:17 +0000 2014
• Numbers don’t lie http://t.co/U4cSZGOzzb Sat Sep 27 23:41:07 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer @mirgray coincidence?? i think not! http://t.co/0R1CN9J0JJ Sat Sep 27 23:39:32 +0000 2014
• RT @voxdotcom: Economic growth used to benefit everyone. Now it only benefits the top 10%: http://t.co/Bpo8Zzh8wl http://t.co/3n44ywjI7m Sat Sep 27 23:33:09 +0000 2014
• Alas, I’m afraid I will likely miss day 2 of #SMSociety14 …I just can’t handle any more carbs! Sat Sep 27 23:27:12 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer so you’re saying you’re hung well? Sat Sep 27 23:19:42 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer but are you ornamental? Sat Sep 27 23:05:53 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer scholastic tourettes is a bitch 😉 Sat Sep 27 23:02:49 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer so we’re both overeducated dumbasses Sat Sep 27 23:00:30 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer I know. Me too. But I learned to be quiet and mind my own business. Sat Sep 27 22:55:44 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer my degrees are in physics, neuroscience and epidemiology. Therefore… I have zero idea. Sat Sep 27 22:54:55 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer social science is neither Sat Sep 27 22:54:25 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer only in skinny company Sat Sep 27 22:53:40 +0000 2014
• So am I the only one who ate the beef Wellington? #smsociety14 http://t.co/oFI9wKhLSQ Sat Sep 27 22:16:43 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots booooo Sat Sep 27 22:07:49 +0000 2014
• I just learned another new word… “phatic” #smsociety14 #fb Sat Sep 27 22:03:49 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer I’m a lowly Epidemiologist who slinks around humanities people. Bhabha is a famous name in social theory. Sat Sep 27 22:00:12 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer yep. And those of us ON the tenure track may still slide off! Sat Sep 27 21:52:39 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer @doggyjelly Dr Keefer, you’re a bigger curmudgeon than me! I love it! Sat Sep 27 21:51:47 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer I think half of them were mine Sat Sep 27 21:50:46 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer which poses are the least attractive? What lens setting to use in which light levels? Sat Sep 27 21:50:26 +0000 2014
• Someone just told me, “You tweet a lot. And you’re MEAN.” yay! I’ve finally reached cyber bully status! Sat Sep 27 21:48:58 +0000 2014
• @ScottTimcke to be honest, the latter Sat Sep 27 21:46:07 +0000 2014
• @JeffreyKeefer I shared the original many years ago when I was even more foolish than now. So now that it’s gone wild, I just live with it Sat Sep 27 21:45:43 +0000 2014
• My sad and lonely poster #smsociety14 http://t.co/PDle7iWQSs Sat Sep 27 21:39:13 +0000 2014
• @McEwanInComm I trust the conclusion was that duck face must die? Sat Sep 27 21:07:51 +0000 2014
• @laughternstrife yeah I discovered that the hard way 🙁 Sat Sep 27 21:07:22 +0000 2014
• @lizdubois pics or it didn’t happen! Sat Sep 27 21:04:09 +0000 2014
• @mirgray I win! He says 75 percent of science tweets contain links http://t.co/n2FbaNCLYC Sat Sep 27 21:03:47 +0000 2014
• Except for the opening keynote, every single presentation I’ve yet seen used qualitative methods. Why no numbers? #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 20:59:21 +0000 2014
• I predict… Tweets are mostly links to traditional media news stories. Let’s see if I’m right. #smsociety14 http://t.co/DoTQd6SX3o Sat Sep 27 20:56:05 +0000 2014
• Q Method? This is new #smsociety14 http://t.co/eE4ZY6kp39 Sat Sep 27 20:36:53 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn are you in academia? My university can’t afford an assistant for me. That’s what exploited grad students are for! Sat Sep 27 20:35:24 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn I did that for a while. Now I mostly use Google services, with automatic archiving both on local drive and online (to backblaze) Sat Sep 27 20:30:26 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn poetically phrased 🙂 Sat Sep 27 20:29:34 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn I learned that the hard way. Lost too much content over the years to sharers without good business models Sat Sep 27 20:26:52 +0000 2014
• Just learned a new term: “geodesic distance” #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 20:25:42 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn probably. Which is why I use my own server to share content. Can’t rely in 3rd party services to be around long term anymore Sat Sep 27 20:25:10 +0000 2014
• @Sioflynn @SlideShare nice when a scholar embraces sharing and transparency Sat Sep 27 20:19:58 +0000 2014
• The evil spoor of Microsoft makes its presence known #smsociety14 http://t.co/AjySnDWkBL Sat Sep 27 20:13:07 +0000 2014
• proper product marketing on social media involves a high degree of authenticity #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 20:09:51 +0000 2014
• @AmandaCosco so now you can no longer solicit membership fees (yes yes, lame Costco joke) Sat Sep 27 20:05:05 +0000 2014
• I worry for those starting PhD theses on social media. You do realize that by the time you defend, your work will be obsolete? #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 19:40:55 +0000 2014
• Stem cell tweets, from @kalina_kamenova #smsociety14 http://t.co/9y9DBuDMBq Sat Sep 27 19:32:48 +0000 2014
• Hey @kalina_kaminova talking about stem cell tourism. Close to my research speciality. Cool. #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 19:22:26 +0000 2014
• @cammipham @slavacm @JeffJunke i don’t know. but it’s not a party until someone digs up a hitler-in-the-bunker video http://t.co/eVTZYzKkN2 Sat Sep 27 19:17:42 +0000 2014
• @slavacm @cammipham @JeffJunke http://t.co/3xc2HoVkBO Sat Sep 27 19:11:41 +0000 2014
• @cammipham @JeffJunke @slavacm yes yes, i know. but my response was funnier. when in doubt, go with the joke. Sat Sep 27 19:01:49 +0000 2014
• @AmandaCosco fashionable veils Sat Sep 27 18:58:33 +0000 2014
• @cammipham @JeffJunke @slavacm Reminds me of the rush to join Google Plus. I’m still not sure why I have a Google Plus account. Sat Sep 27 18:56:52 +0000 2014
• @cammipham that, my friend, is the fundamental truth of all things, that belies every unspoken conversation here: people are indeed lazy Sat Sep 27 18:49:56 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots as long as they’re not selling suits Sat Sep 27 18:47:15 +0000 2014
• @cammipham i know. but i was expecting a blurry academic reply. she gave a good response, i thought Sat Sep 27 18:46:13 +0000 2014
• @cammipham really? i came in late 🙁 Sat Sep 27 18:42:33 +0000 2014
• No offence, but “transmedia” sounds like a saline solution used for organ sustenance during sex reassignment surgery #SMSociety14 #fb Sat Sep 27 18:42:08 +0000 2014
• RT @EmmeCanada: Toronto rated first in hatred speech in CA. Study by @RiffC #SMSociety14 http://t.co/KszmE7pn6e Sat Sep 27 18:36:01 +0000 2014
• I was all ready to mock you, but that was a pretty awesome definition of transmedia marketing #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 18:35:12 +0000 2014
• Interesting how the marketing session has the highest density of dudes in suits #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 18:29:30 +0000 2014
• @scroeser sure. But I still don’t understand why a public tweet is not public. All other public statements on all other media are not gated Sat Sep 27 18:24:41 +0000 2014
• @scroeser I dont think this is an issue gated by experience. It’s one defined by the legal & moral nature of the medium, which is public Sat Sep 27 18:04:05 +0000 2014
• I’m one of the idiots who shared biometrics over #SoMe But in attached retina scan I removed some bits #SMSociety14 http://t.co/wz6dwXHIlz Sat Sep 27 17:59:29 +0000 2014
• @gnomerumblings problem is particularly fierce in low income countries, where Western tourists treat the locals like zoo animals Sat Sep 27 17:56:02 +0000 2014
• Maybe clinging to old ways of thinking about privacy and ownership is a fruitless activity. Paradigms they are a-shifting #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:53:46 +0000 2014
• My public tweets are intentionally public. Don’t see the point of requiring others to ask for permission to retweet me #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:51:59 +0000 2014
• Heard nothing yet about #SoMe use in low income states, where its growth and impact are extreme & unique. Our focus is myopic #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:50:47 +0000 2014
• Know what? Lengthy fine-print “terms of service” are designed not to be read. They should therefore have no legal weight #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:45:18 +0000 2014
• I started out as a crotchety old curmudgeon. Emphasis on the crotchety. Well, on the crotch, at least. Sat Sep 27 17:43:53 +0000 2014
• @gnomerumblings @anne_theriault yes ma’am. hear hear. Sat Sep 27 17:42:48 +0000 2014
• Young academics are so shiny and cheerful. The tenure track hasn’t beaten them into crotchety old curmudgeons yet #SMSociety14 #fb Sat Sep 27 17:39:39 +0000 2014
• @cammipham nah. it’s a pointy-head thing. His son, Satya Bhabha, is a fairly successful actor Sat Sep 27 17:37:33 +0000 2014
• @jswartz yeah he should have stuck to reanimating dead flesh. Wait, wrong Frankenwhatzit Sat Sep 27 17:34:57 +0000 2014
• I have never ever been to a social science or humanities conference where someone did NOT cite Homi Bhabha #SMSociety14 #fb Sat Sep 27 17:34:00 +0000 2014
• @jswartz sequel was lame, though Sat Sep 27 17:33:03 +0000 2014
• @jswartz checking the script now: http://t.co/ffwlJrLU72 Sat Sep 27 17:31:20 +0000 2014
• @jswartz there was a term for the runner thing in the floorboard where it met the door. remember? Gene Hackman asked, “what’s a..?” Recall? Sat Sep 27 17:29:26 +0000 2014
• @cammipham if I don’t get tenure, that’s what I will be Sat Sep 27 17:28:00 +0000 2014
• @jswartz dude, you’re making me realize how old I really am! I still look at car doors wistfully, wondering what’s being smuggled in them Sat Sep 27 17:26:54 +0000 2014
• @cammipham i should charge for that service Sat Sep 27 17:24:46 +0000 2014
• @jswartz yeah! remember the backwards car chase? Sat Sep 27 17:24:33 +0000 2014
• @jswartz I could never watch CSI without thinking Grissom was still that guy Sat Sep 27 17:23:49 +0000 2014
• @jswartz yeah! much prefer that to the re-make, “Red Dragon”, or whatever it was called Sat Sep 27 17:22:31 +0000 2014
• Speaker just said “IP and privacy” and I heard, “I pee in privacy” #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:21:07 +0000 2014
• @mirgray oh yeah. those guys. Sat Sep 27 17:19:38 +0000 2014
• @cammipham fan? supporter? celebrator? Evangelist has a very specific religious affiliation ad sounds, well, pompous Sat Sep 27 17:19:08 +0000 2014
• Not a day goes by when I’m not in awe of the revolution in thinking and interaction that Twitter represents. #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:15:34 +0000 2014
• @JamesCookUMA Ahhh. The medium is the message? That sort of thing? Sat Sep 27 17:12:13 +0000 2014
• #SoMe conferences are great since you’re expected to be on your phone or computer. Twitter and Facebook are a virtue, not a sin #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:11:42 +0000 2014
• Hate to be that guy, but I dislike the term “Evangelist” as it applies to social media. Unnecessarily weighty and lengthy term #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 17:08:56 +0000 2014
• I avoided the #SMSociety14 “fishbowl” since it sounds too much like “sharing” (yuck). Live tweet it so I know if I was wrong Sat Sep 27 17:03:55 +0000 2014
• @gnomerumblings is that not a bit like blaming the victim? “i’m concerned about sexual assault, yet i don’t avoid dark streets’? Sat Sep 27 17:02:22 +0000 2014
• #SMSociety14 attendess seem to be like-minded re privacy and freedom. So where does the pushback come from? Government? Business? Squirrels? Sat Sep 27 17:01:06 +0000 2014
• @mirgray I agree. But you wouldn’t believe how many times my prof life has been judged because of my priv activities http://t.co/5HjFL9AwZ5 Sat Sep 27 16:51:15 +0000 2014
• @CDNJobar quoted you a couple times but didn’t know your twitter handle to attribute the quotes. Now I do! Sat Sep 27 16:44:37 +0000 2014
• @mirgray yeah. I think a lot or scholars are still not used to the idea of people live tweeting their presentations. But we know better 🙂 Sat Sep 27 16:43:56 +0000 2014
• Forgot what it’s like to live in a real city. Stepped out of #smsociety14 and there was a plethora of feeding options! #hotdog #burrito #sun Sat Sep 27 16:41:39 +0000 2014
• @CDNJobar was that your presentation at the privacy session? If so, I really enjoyed it Sat Sep 27 16:40:15 +0000 2014
• I just chose a street dog over a burrito. Times they are a changing #fb Sat Sep 27 16:33:38 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots eggzackily Sat Sep 27 16:26:36 +0000 2014
• Academics are in weird position. We are encouraged to be on social media, but often punished for the “frivolity” of it #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 16:02:32 +0000 2014
• You know what “professional” means to me? Doing ur job well and reliably. It should have nothing to do with your personal life #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:58:46 +0000 2014
• RT @lauracalabrese_: What does it mean to be professional in your personal life on social media? Who decides what is professional? – @McEwa… Sat Sep 27 15:55:52 +0000 2014
• “who decides what is professional?” EXACTLY. i really hate these assumptions. #smsociety14 http://t.co/uY6sZgtJby Sat Sep 27 15:53:28 +0000 2014
• Dear speakers, I would love to attribute you when I quote you in tweets, but so few are sharing your twitter handles! #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:46:46 +0000 2014
• “Facebook is the big sister to the government’s big brother” #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:45:56 +0000 2014
• So nice to be at #SMSociety14 Much better looking crowd than I’m used to in my discipline! Sat Sep 27 15:39:56 +0000 2014
• @cammipham but of course Sat Sep 27 15:38:47 +0000 2014
• Australian dude has Chinese accent. Danish dude has Indian accent. Canadian dude is Russian. A lovely post-nation state world! #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:37:09 +0000 2014
• “On Facebook, how do you know that the respondent is really over 18?” Hey, same fear applies to most singles bars these days #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:32:05 +0000 2014
• @mirgray yes, but the attendees are FABULOUS! Sat Sep 27 15:31:04 +0000 2014
• @cammipham done Sat Sep 27 15:29:56 +0000 2014
• The back of @cammipham ‘s head #smsociety14 http://t.co/An7usUbbfA Sat Sep 27 15:26:33 +0000 2014
• @cammipham i’m going to tweet a photo of the back of your head. ready? Sat Sep 27 15:25:38 +0000 2014
• @cammipham yeah. the restraining order expired Sat Sep 27 15:23:02 +0000 2014
• @cammipham oh. im the fairly obvious obnoxious brown guy in the back row who looks like he’s not paying attention Sat Sep 27 15:20:46 +0000 2014
• @cammipham nope. person i thought was you just left. Sat Sep 27 15:17:15 +0000 2014
• @cammipham oh yeah? you in the 3rd row? near to the door? Sat Sep 27 15:16:17 +0000 2014
• “The biggest lie on the internet is, ‘I agree to these terms and services.'” #SMSociety14 Sat Sep 27 15:10:27 +0000 2014
• @cammipham well you’re doing a splendid job of that! Sat Sep 27 15:09:31 +0000 2014
• OECD privacy prinicple 8: individuals have right to access, change and challenge electronic data about themselves #smsociety14 #privacy Sat Sep 27 15:08:16 +0000 2014
• Reading between lines of @mysocnet data, taking and tweeting selfies reduces stress. Sooo… #smsociety14 http://t.co/kNrCGI4XBI Sat Sep 27 15:05:07 +0000 2014
• @cammipham Alas no. I have a poster, though. You? Sat Sep 27 15:02:12 +0000 2014
• RT @raganwald: If you really REALLY want to look like an entitled fuck, complain that your miracle phone bent when you stuck it in your ski… Sat Sep 27 14:55:37 +0000 2014
• @cammipham thanks again Sat Sep 27 14:41:05 +0000 2014
• @cammipham I see it now… Now that I know where to look! Sat Sep 27 14:40:55 +0000 2014
• @cammipham I believe you. But I haven’t seen a single one. It really should be in our registration materials. Sat Sep 27 14:36:46 +0000 2014
• @jpli18 it was a fruit Danish Sat Sep 27 14:33:36 +0000 2014
• It just took all my strength to have a fruit instead of a third Danish #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 14:27:36 +0000 2014
• In honour of the Indian gentleman from Denmark, I’m having a second Danish #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 14:27:12 +0000 2014
• Mustn’t lose sight of fact that self reported perceived stress is not the same as experienced stress #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 14:24:04 +0000 2014
• @EasbyH merovingians? Sat Sep 27 14:22:19 +0000 2014
• @EasbyH presenter conveniently did not say Sat Sep 27 14:15:49 +0000 2014
• Interesting how we tend to interpret these data through our social expectation filters #smsociety14 @mysocnet Sat Sep 27 14:09:31 +0000 2014
• Cool data @mysocnet but is this US data? Stratified by ethnicity, SES, etc? #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 14:07:21 +0000 2014
• @cammipham thanks. Is this written down somewhere? When were we told? Sat Sep 27 14:02:12 +0000 2014
• Interesting. As an Epidemiologist, though, I’d like to see the raw data and how they were analyzed #smsociety14 http://t.co/kSxO5Kxkoe Sat Sep 27 14:02:10 +0000 2014
• “Tufekci” is a cool name. Tufekci? Me fekci! I know, I know. I need more coffee. #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 13:40:27 +0000 2014
• Okay is there wifi here? Who knows the password? #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 13:34:50 +0000 2014
• VP research seems nice. Fat cry from my usual institutional experience #smsociety14 Sat Sep 27 13:06:45 +0000 2014
• Why do so many conference organizers neglect to make clear on their websites, emails, etc THE VENUE of the event? #fb Sat Sep 27 12:44:37 +0000 2014
• RIP Sat Sep 27 12:44:36 +0000 2014
• Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Sep 26 21:00:17 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert can’t take the competition, huh? Fri Sep 26 20:59:53 +0000 2014
• Have you noticed this new subcategory of annoying people, who instead of standing behind you in a line, insist on standing next to you? #fb Fri Sep 26 20:04:38 +0000 2014
• Boarding Porter 264 to Toronto. See you on the flipside, droogies #fb Fri Sep 26 20:03:45 +0000 2014
• In the airport security line behind the Middle Eastern family who refuses to check any luggage. Think this will be quick? #fb Fri Sep 26 19:42:20 +0000 2014
• “Excuse me, sir, you’ve been RANDOMLY selected for additional security screening.” sure. #backattheairport #fb Fri Sep 26 19:40:34 +0000 2014
• Parents of kids in airports and on planes should be given special legal dispensation to beat their children #fb Fri Sep 26 19:26:46 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert Kamila needs to foster this puppy https://t.co/XL3Hxh6F3Y Fri Sep 26 17:07:26 +0000 2014
• Only fans of a certain show will get this http://t.co/jkBhaVqR9q Fri Sep 26 16:51:27 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/bxnszPaP4o #fb Fri Sep 26 13:29:48 +0000 2014
• Whoa. A modern sci-fi masterpiece, Kim Stanley Robinson’s “Mars Trilogy” , Is Becoming a TV Show http://t.co/7S56YZyZAC #fb Fri Sep 26 11:32:49 +0000 2014
• This guy. http://t.co/P1LiijsiTG Fri Sep 26 11:21:08 +0000 2014
• Why studying geometry is critical for your love life http://t.co/iU4h7adTFo Fri Sep 26 11:20:28 +0000 2014
• I’m just gonna leave this here… http://t.co/7xoUe3q1n3 Fri Sep 26 11:19:39 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/lvjkgOmOd4 Fri Sep 26 11:15:26 +0000 2014
• @CigaretsChill and now I get this http://t.co/OM5pgiWJfk Fri Sep 26 00:47:24 +0000 2014
• All right @TekSavvyCSR @TekSavvyBuzz my new high speed DSL installed today. This is the speed test result I just got http://t.co/qCldYTkw2e Fri Sep 26 00:46:19 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/QdKnVINDrx Fri Sep 26 00:07:08 +0000 2014
• @CigaretsChill @TekSavvyBuzz good point Thu Sep 25 20:12:05 +0000 2014
• “India Is Sending Us Snapshots From Mars And They’re Gorgeously Desolate” http://t.co/fkmQ0TMQo7 #fb Thu Sep 25 19:00:39 +0000 2014
• My sad, sad peeps http://t.co/sH8N7Dl7QV Thu Sep 25 16:16:47 +0000 2014
• In view of budget cuts, many municipalities are now training dogs to be paramedics http://t.co/klLYQr70w6 Thu Sep 25 16:15:15 +0000 2014
• And this, my friends, is where the dogfish came from http://t.co/IYBgBdR8D6 Thu Sep 25 16:13:34 +0000 2014
• This is sad on so many levels http://t.co/JqZX2DNdTR Thu Sep 25 15:40:31 +0000 2014
• Time for a double face palm http://t.co/4Mp7hVDdcw Thu Sep 25 15:15:54 +0000 2014
• @TekSavvyCSR High Speed DSL 25 Pro Thu Sep 25 14:50:37 +0000 2014
• Just switched to @TekSavvyBuzz DSL from their inconsistent cable service. Not exemplary, but a definite improvement http://t.co/BU1oQeGEAv Thu Sep 25 14:47:46 +0000 2014
• Paradigms of Public Health http://t.co/0GYSbyYE9Q Thu Sep 25 14:20:03 +0000 2014
• Possibly the lamest superhero name http://t.co/LhJ4FZkRkK Thu Sep 25 14:13:02 +0000 2014
• “Researchers release thousands of mosquitoes infected with bacteria that suppress dengue fever.” What could go wrong? http://t.co/Q2ujOLsCaV Thu Sep 25 13:53:39 +0000 2014
• Emo veggie http://t.co/9Ju4HZkxeo Thu Sep 25 13:27:21 +0000 2014
• girls http://t.co/KmENGY0GSg Thu Sep 25 13:26:30 +0000 2014
• How not to phrase a survey question http://t.co/pv5gFRBWzl Thu Sep 25 12:40:57 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/OyzCTBAWTJ Thu Sep 25 12:40:13 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/JOUPJycuXZ Thu Sep 25 12:39:56 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/CVbQ6GHzAX #fb Thu Sep 25 12:18:24 +0000 2014
• What is it with Ottawa drivers who don’t know how a stop sign works? #fb Wed Sep 24 20:29:18 +0000 2014
• Arrrgh. One more paper rejected. What a crappy day. #fb Wed Sep 24 18:59:22 +0000 2014
• Dear campus security, thanks for the parking ticket for my scooter. Way to be eco-friendly #fb Wed Sep 24 18:00:47 +0000 2014
• hss2381 (statistics) – bivariate analysis part 2: http://t.co/Xswh5nF5tn via @YouTube Wed Sep 24 17:43:54 +0000 2014
• Got up early to lecture to a PhD class. Ah, what joy to be in a room full of people who actually did the readings #fb Wed Sep 24 15:23:56 +0000 2014
• @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 but what about the ppv? Wed Sep 24 15:22:43 +0000 2014
• $15 Million Global Learning XPRIZE to teach kids via tablet computers http://t.co/czhIyGxgq7 Wed Sep 24 12:33:38 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/DYC83siCcV Wed Sep 24 12:32:50 +0000 2014
• heehee http://t.co/9ruSSz7Z1n Wed Sep 24 12:02:49 +0000 2014
• Uh, clarity, please? http://t.co/Bjqu4BlsUB Wed Sep 24 12:02:02 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/XvSv8YNsYC Wed Sep 24 11:49:30 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/XybDvF1DTu #fb Wed Sep 24 04:43:14 +0000 2014
• What did this poor panda do to deserve this? http://t.co/3pLfkFm0jp Wed Sep 24 03:45:13 +0000 2014
• “No one knows the shit I’ve seen.” http://t.co/L1KvBjQuNs Wed Sep 24 03:33:39 +0000 2014
• Cool. http://t.co/uVedmx1XL0 Wed Sep 24 03:19:35 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/3Bf7DZHeY5 #fb Wed Sep 24 00:17:34 +0000 2014
• Weird Al’s “Word Crimes” https://t.co/RuvZTc5UKo Tue Sep 23 22:55:54 +0000 2014
• Happy 42nd birthday to @KarlPilkington who’s got a head like an effin’ orange #fb Tue Sep 23 15:25:26 +0000 2014
• Six key lessons to help master’s and doctoral students thrive in their first year http://t.co/mEc5uwnbX6 Tue Sep 23 10:55:17 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/k8jV8QuOq2 #fb Tue Sep 23 10:36:51 +0000 2014
• This morning I wrote, “Poop is a Bose-Einstein condensate”, and immediately realized that I may need to re-assess certain life choices #fb Mon Sep 22 16:43:29 +0000 2014
• Chapatis in spaaaaace! http://t.co/8ZEIFDr8rj Mon Sep 22 15:19:35 +0000 2014
• Apple just lost the global smartphone war to Google. https://t.co/CQGaAUMjRZ Mon Sep 22 15:18:29 +0000 2014
• This deserves a passing grade http://t.co/eOQ63CVV4F Mon Sep 22 15:17:43 +0000 2014
• I don’t know what’s going on here except for a whole lot of #Nope http://t.co/0rRvZBNNP6 Mon Sep 22 15:16:37 +0000 2014
• #starwars http://t.co/es0UolKQOe Mon Sep 22 13:34:46 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/Y8NrWXUzUe Mon Sep 22 13:33:38 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/4huEMkKEkl Mon Sep 22 06:55:42 +0000 2014
• “Grits are ground from kernels of corn grain.” All the nouns in this sentence are derived from the same root! #fb Mon Sep 22 03:29:01 +0000 2014
• In front of Arts Court : scenes from Predator http://t.co/ejmEv9S7mX Mon Sep 22 02:38:16 +0000 2014
• Scene from Ottawa’s nuit blanche http://t.co/lVAK0Xau1g Mon Sep 22 02:37:55 +0000 2014
• Here’s a still from the new “Sex and the City” movie http://t.co/ywxVnsxVnC Mon Sep 22 01:51:14 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/DTa1WbHxuP Mon Sep 22 01:12:23 +0000 2014
• Wife discovers browser history http://t.co/tSEuDW9k8r Sun Sep 21 18:18:26 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/xHdtk8nYiC Sun Sep 21 18:16:56 +0000 2014
• Time for that restraining order http://t.co/7v5ENsSLdI Sun Sep 21 17:38:15 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/Y8tnXTJ2Hd Sun Sep 21 17:37:35 +0000 2014
• Ottawa Nuit Blanche. Fat guy dancing. I asked, “Is that art, or is it just a guy?” guy yelled out, “Look at me! I’m art!” Asked and answered Sun Sep 21 05:42:16 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert if you’re going to flirt with me, be a bit more subtle! Sat Sep 20 21:17:57 +0000 2014
• privilege http://t.co/ijECujmHd9 Sat Sep 20 15:31:37 +0000 2014
• sigh http://t.co/RG6s5AdNUt Sat Sep 20 15:30:39 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/qzNTG4sBsR Sat Sep 20 15:25:42 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/VzzMOIAAT1 Sat Sep 20 15:24:26 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/iSfIlKwm8P Sat Sep 20 14:08:13 +0000 2014
• Cat spa http://t.co/kQcYS5szNM #fb Sat Sep 20 11:20:27 +0000 2014
• Modern romance http://t.co/ya0SGuNOd7 #fb Sat Sep 20 11:14:33 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/4IRbKFzybL #fb Sat Sep 20 11:11:30 +0000 2014
• Look what someone just gave me #drwho http://t.co/xRNhO5e1Io Sat Sep 20 01:54:55 +0000 2014
• Every freakin’ class… http://t.co/4oanfWe2Sz Fri Sep 19 22:40:08 +0000 2014
• One more for you, @DavidBilbert http://t.co/n8C7NGDHBW Fri Sep 19 22:08:37 +0000 2014
• How Golden Girls should have ended http://t.co/7iiZttHUpg Fri Sep 19 22:07:54 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert #raycism Fri Sep 19 22:06:57 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/Dn7DLVwbVA Fri Sep 19 21:58:10 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/H0X69OE9Cy Fri Sep 19 21:51:16 +0000 2014
• Silly MacTards http://t.co/QlLLoCkUUN Fri Sep 19 21:50:53 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert #whiteboys is next, white boy Fri Sep 19 21:49:51 +0000 2014
• #whitegirls http://t.co/QkOMR5Thdc Fri Sep 19 21:02:06 +0000 2014
• #whitegirls http://t.co/DlHwlGUqDF Fri Sep 19 21:01:08 +0000 2014
• #whitegirls http://t.co/2CtdHs5SDc Fri Sep 19 20:57:38 +0000 2014
• WTF….? http://t.co/WvCotObHgL #fb Fri Sep 19 20:38:10 +0000 2014
• @CigaretsChill bach! Fri Sep 19 15:09:45 +0000 2014
• @CigaretsChill um…. Yeah. Fri Sep 19 14:57:59 +0000 2014
• Celebrities and their cartoon lookalikes http://t.co/88FBKrbsob Fri Sep 19 14:43:09 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/CUFN6pugVx Fri Sep 19 14:25:21 +0000 2014
• Square root http://t.co/PmdPwboSUs Fri Sep 19 14:13:50 +0000 2014
• Yep, it’s another day for fritata http://t.co/B4CKERTJVv Fri Sep 19 13:44:53 +0000 2014
• News flash: house elf arrested for lewd behaviour http://t.co/Hh30HDLqxy Fri Sep 19 13:36:16 +0000 2014
• Unhappiness is: realizing the hot girl on the treadmill is just a flamboyant dude who runs like a girl #fb Fri Sep 19 13:15:44 +0000 2014
• I must assume this is trolling http://t.co/fe01qaM7TI Fri Sep 19 12:16:14 +0000 2014
• #GrammarNazi http://t.co/8nE1l42X7b Fri Sep 19 12:14:59 +0000 2014
• pop quiz http://t.co/1JO0a4SbfR Fri Sep 19 12:14:06 +0000 2014
• Difference between referendum and plebiscite? Referendum is a direct vote by the electorate. Plebiscite is a kind of intestinal parasite #fb Fri Sep 19 11:37:10 +0000 2014
• I wouldn’t call 55% “decisive” #ScotlandDecides #Scotland #scottishindependence #ScottishReferendum http://t.co/fsC5taDBVq Fri Sep 19 11:16:51 +0000 2014
• :O http://t.co/0HNEsxH9EQ Fri Sep 19 11:14:50 +0000 2014
• This would have come in handy in my youth http://t.co/CNqMGJ7j0O Thu Sep 18 21:35:27 +0000 2014
• #Scotland (Google street view) http://t.co/zKauP3blrd Thu Sep 18 21:32:24 +0000 2014
• And somewhere in the distance, a dog barked… http://t.co/5rsCnXSMCK Thu Sep 18 21:28:48 +0000 2014
• Sweet Jeebus, how I hate royalty http://t.co/0IPnGONzpS Thu Sep 18 20:36:18 +0000 2014
• And the happiest country in the world is…. Panama! http://t.co/HGIv7NqZmZ Thu Sep 18 20:29:34 +0000 2014
• Memories http://t.co/PFLVGpwpVN Thu Sep 18 19:51:51 +0000 2014
• In the rest of the Western world, even goldfish have better health care than most Americans http://t.co/QxLf5NS7o4 Thu Sep 18 19:49:54 +0000 2014
• #ebola #vaccines http://t.co/jvAfo4z1Lr Thu Sep 18 19:41:46 +0000 2014
• #history http://t.co/MwwZFHxrh2 Thu Sep 18 19:35:25 +0000 2014
• Hey, Britain, remember back when you owned people like me? http://t.co/lU8hyKlnnw Thu Sep 18 19:34:39 +0000 2014
• Irate NSA Staffer Doesn’t Like Being Filmed in Public, for Some Reason http://t.co/n7SnfYnm9g #fb Thu Sep 18 17:44:32 +0000 2014
• “20 Dumbest Students Ever”. I dunno; #18 seems like a reasonable question. http://t.co/AYQlbpsn9R Thu Sep 18 16:48:10 +0000 2014
• The next @csebsceb webinar: “Dollars and Sense: Using Health Economics to Inform Policy Decisions” http://t.co/v5NYDP0fDz Thu Sep 18 16:44:42 +0000 2014
• “The 23 Most Shallow and Hilarious Reasons For Breaking Up With Someone” I dunno. Some of these seem reasonable to me http://t.co/EUgHxkQJMa Thu Sep 18 16:01:55 +0000 2014
• Han Solo as a child http://t.co/vnNSiRqRQH Thu Sep 18 12:35:07 +0000 2014
• While waiting in line at the polls today, Scotland, you might need some entertainment #Scotland http://t.co/9t5CzCTJEm Thu Sep 18 11:53:10 +0000 2014
• ha! http://t.co/pBCthl10tE http://t.co/Ur0kCaWS6e Thu Sep 18 11:24:33 +0000 2014
• It really is a foreign culture #ScotlandDecides http://t.co/NEpOANZ1Q3 Thu Sep 18 11:18:03 +0000 2014
• The issues! #ScotlandDecides http://t.co/Mr24330ucm Thu Sep 18 11:17:07 +0000 2014
• Looks like they’re ready to go to the polls… #ScotlandDecides http://t.co/7D9s3RWmMv Thu Sep 18 11:16:47 +0000 2014
• This guy will be on the new independent Scottish currency http://t.co/YWWDeOKkuS Thu Sep 18 11:12:00 +0000 2014
• Dear Scottish people… you’ll be missing out on English breakfast… with extra breakfast! http://t.co/BPkLTAEVPo Thu Sep 18 11:07:20 +0000 2014
• Polls open in Scotland! http://t.co/4NFsZGZBFN http://t.co/WKNeKcVWgE Thu Sep 18 11:06:11 +0000 2014
• Nice way to start out the morning, with notification that two more of my papers have been accepted for publication #fb Thu Sep 18 10:52:25 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/OrY7DL3j4E Thu Sep 18 02:22:06 +0000 2014
• Lesson #1: don’t tweet shit to a program you’re applying to http://t.co/IGxc2luTTK Thu Sep 18 02:21:43 +0000 2014
• @getkeysmart arrived in the mail today. great product https://t.co/HNdA5OjDr0 Thu Sep 18 02:20:24 +0000 2014
• One of my wiser investments #keysmart @keysmart http://t.co/X2ENYqo91a Thu Sep 18 01:59:23 +0000 2014
• #protein http://t.co/PA71pPTE5x Wed Sep 17 22:48:51 +0000 2014
• “Asgard” sounds like a device one might use to prevent prison rape #fb Wed Sep 17 21:56:25 +0000 2014
• @MGM_Studios please consider doing a Stargate: Atlantis comic book. It’s a cheap way for us to see the unfilmed season 6 ideas! Wed Sep 17 21:24:33 +0000 2014
• Back cheeseburger? Nope. No thanks. http://t.co/LjWQhg8wIy #fb Wed Sep 17 21:12:03 +0000 2014
• I’m on the slate of nominees to join the CIRA Board of Directors. If you’re a member, do consider voting for me http://t.co/82T6H1XoUM #fb Wed Sep 17 21:10:35 +0000 2014
• Next @munkdebate : “Be it resolved Obama’s foreign policy is emboldening our enemies and making the world a more dangerous place” Nov 5 #fb Wed Sep 17 21:09:55 +0000 2014
• I currently use QI, but am looking to switch to PowerMat. Which wireless charging solution will win?? http://t.co/rBD5R8IaHy #fb Wed Sep 17 20:58:32 +0000 2014
• It’s true. I caved and am getting Indian takeout #fb Wed Sep 17 18:30:56 +0000 2014
• Dear Scottish people: vote how you like. But please don’t let there be a customs and immigration office on Hadrian’s Wall. #fb Wed Sep 17 18:29:54 +0000 2014
• They days in which I skip my workout are also the days when I really crave the carbs #fb Wed Sep 17 18:26:49 +0000 2014
• Anyone got an extra 100k they don’t need? “​Lawrence Of Arabia’s Hand-Drawn, WWI Map Is Up for Auction” http://t.co/VslJUrxK8U #fb Wed Sep 17 18:23:39 +0000 2014
• hss2381 (statistics) – the normal distribution, part 2: http://t.co/FrC08oVYo9 via @YouTube Wed Sep 17 18:03:51 +0000 2014
• Dear Tim Hortons, you’re sitting on a gold mine on @uOttawa campus. How about increasing capacity and pour the coffee faster? #fb Wed Sep 17 16:53:40 +0000 2014
• About to teach simple probability. I have simple probability. Let’s see how much I frack it up… #fb Wed Sep 17 16:38:15 +0000 2014
• romance is dead, part 4 http://t.co/mGBNX6M8FH Wed Sep 17 13:49:27 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/a0iKPIoXBL Wed Sep 17 13:46:39 +0000 2014
• And This Is Why Bacon is Salty http://t.co/vTPl4dA6Mh Wed Sep 17 13:16:22 +0000 2014
• This is why bacon is salty http://t.co/kZW3kESrUJ Wed Sep 17 13:06:38 +0000 2014
• romance is dead, part 3 http://t.co/QvyA1rFKg3 Wed Sep 17 12:02:15 +0000 2014
• romance is dead, part 2 http://t.co/yzkhjHopxe Wed Sep 17 12:01:31 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/CgjTWdc8xs Wed Sep 17 12:00:51 +0000 2014
• Who says romance is dead? part 1 http://t.co/qhEEmi1SSs Wed Sep 17 11:37:29 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/buc4aApOxu #fb Wed Sep 17 11:12:35 +0000 2014
• The “no junk mail” signs don’t always work http://t.co/Gcirz8bK6N #fb Wed Sep 17 11:10:26 +0000 2014
• #SeemsLegit http://t.co/znqHuX1CyB Wed Sep 17 01:32:09 +0000 2014
• Apparently it was Clint Eastwood’s birthday. At least, I hope it was… http://t.co/vhDwENb3EL Wed Sep 17 01:30:47 +0000 2014
• #adopted http://t.co/4uRCV980Fj Wed Sep 17 01:30:08 +0000 2014
• Rewatching last 2 seasons of Stargate sg1. That Claudia Black was extraordinary #fb Wed Sep 17 00:50:57 +0000 2014
• I am SO tired of all these weak @TheOnion rip-offs. Satire is not just making shit up. There has to be a cleverness and a point to it. #fb Tue Sep 16 17:48:05 +0000 2014
• Dear worldnewsdailyreport, ur fake stories are not clever or insightful. There’s a line bet satire & making shit up. http://t.co/c89MVVhRX2 Tue Sep 16 17:43:02 +0000 2014
• Indian film physics http://t.co/b1qRnzN33u #fb Tue Sep 16 17:29:35 +0000 2014
• The cost of healthy eating http://t.co/O4S4SrMla0 Tue Sep 16 15:05:56 +0000 2014
• Why North Americans are fat http://t.co/Z0cgopDpvw Tue Sep 16 15:03:53 +0000 2014
• Why is American food so cheap? http://t.co/cwPfnVtSQK #fb Tue Sep 16 15:02:35 +0000 2014
• What does it cost to rent a panda? http://t.co/PpSH1txdZV #fb Tue Sep 16 14:58:18 +0000 2014
• Your daily bear https://t.co/kvHLrDVtym Tue Sep 16 03:26:38 +0000 2014
• Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/t64DCMICe1 Tue Sep 16 03:23:12 +0000 2014
• Ha! Stupid cat. http://t.co/UthUsBb3Zp #fb Tue Sep 16 03:18:00 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/UMYwWZ7oFQ is fucking addictive Tue Sep 16 02:40:56 +0000 2014
• @HuShuo maybe ebola Tue Sep 16 02:40:17 +0000 2014
• @HuShuo is your grandmother dead AGAIN? Tue Sep 16 02:34:23 +0000 2014
• This is a test Tue Sep 16 02:30:42 +0000 2014
• The Simpsons http://t.co/SMZ3dqH1jC #fb Tue Sep 16 01:18:51 +0000 2014
• Indian man claims to be 179 years old http://t.co/6LzpRs2GGI #fb Tue Sep 16 00:57:36 +0000 2014
• Apple gets a failing grade for Canadian geography http://t.co/BKsV35eYnY #fb Tue Sep 16 00:53:42 +0000 2014
• I am loathe to admit this. But my new Asus Windows 8 Transformer tablet/netbook is pretty damned amazing. Tue Sep 16 00:48:44 +0000 2014
• anal probe http://t.co/hzFIxtReN5 Mon Sep 15 22:41:42 +0000 2014
• Worst Dalek costume ever #drwho http://t.co/sMPZdSf55u Mon Sep 15 22:40:55 +0000 2014
• Introducing water for the first time http://t.co/21xxzTtsL7 #fb Mon Sep 15 22:23:22 +0000 2014
• Last week I learned the word “eldritch”. I have since seen/heard it used about 6 times in the past few days. Sup wit dat? #baadermeinhof Mon Sep 15 20:58:29 +0000 2014
• Well, there you have it. Seems like all they still need us for is to open tight bottles and to pay for dinner. http://t.co/7oz8YdXCrB Mon Sep 15 20:43:41 +0000 2014
• yes, everytime #stargate is on, I singalong to these lyrics https://t.co/gbmb1PNIRu Mon Sep 15 20:32:38 +0000 2014
• “Comes with a couple of sub-woofers” http://t.co/ABE9qy7CJc Mon Sep 15 20:30:16 +0000 2014
• Shwarma poutine. You madmen. Just because you can do a thing, it does not follow that you must do that thing http://t.co/7Pf6DIk83r Mon Sep 15 19:18:55 +0000 2014
• #nope http://t.co/cY9Xokji52 Mon Sep 15 16:08:44 +0000 2014
• ‘Murica, part 3 http://t.co/T7Ak9mFQow Mon Sep 15 15:39:02 +0000 2014
• Computer updates http://t.co/2Y3Nm3aIEg Mon Sep 15 15:14:05 +0000 2014
• ‘Murica, part 2 http://t.co/ALPeUgnZat Mon Sep 15 15:13:01 +0000 2014
• ‘Murica, part 1 http://t.co/eVcQCEPnHM Mon Sep 15 15:12:43 +0000 2014
• Etymology From The Epidemiologist, part 2 http://t.co/pMkKglyLoL Mon Sep 15 05:24:01 +0000 2014
• And then there’s this http://t.co/O1k7PjjJQM Mon Sep 15 03:46:01 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/s4yRu84U9T #fb Mon Sep 15 03:37:05 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/LxgBjUphcI Mon Sep 15 01:04:13 +0000 2014
• Is it possible to be bullied by dogs? http://t.co/4mDqTc0Ej4 Mon Sep 15 01:02:22 +0000 2014
• Fucking hipsters. http://t.co/kSN2WfK57H Mon Sep 15 00:28:13 +0000 2014
• Listen up, kids… http://t.co/4JCtFVYCNV Mon Sep 15 00:27:02 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/sF3qFyReui Mon Sep 15 00:25:30 +0000 2014
• This is high art. http://t.co/BXHd3A4zW6 Sun Sep 14 23:52:25 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/C5uWy4EZTv Sun Sep 14 23:52:05 +0000 2014
• Presentation on Health Informatics and Health Information Management by @EHLOtt Sep 28 http://t.co/YgfWhWCH9S #fb Sun Sep 14 05:08:52 +0000 2014
• sigh http://t.co/BUt738KOzN Sun Sep 14 04:36:00 +0000 2014
• RT @ziadkhatib: @deonandan #globalhealth #funtime #uottawa #ottawa http://t.co/3FqRQOhUb0 Sat Sep 13 18:38:44 +0000 2014
• The Future of Global Health http://t.co/xE8VYY3Kdh Sat Sep 13 16:40:56 +0000 2014
• today’s presentation at the AGHN conference, photo by @ziadkhatib http://t.co/qDXPDhAwsU Sat Sep 13 15:40:30 +0000 2014
• Always great when someone live tweets my lecture @ziadkhatib http://t.co/fofvmtVpKA Sat Sep 13 15:39:03 +0000 2014
• RT @ziadkhatib: #future of #globalhealth #uOttawa #RaywatDeonandan @deonandan http://t.co/gNNAkDoJDA Sat Sep 13 15:28:03 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/f6Vq2JCHD3 #fb Sat Sep 13 10:04:56 +0000 2014
• This is why our supremacy on the food chain is not under any immediate threat http://t.co/ubbliJwaxt #fb Fri Sep 12 22:29:43 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert harvest their organs! Fri Sep 12 22:27:14 +0000 2014
• To those who post on Facebook that they “lost all their phone contacts”. You do know it’s not 1998 anymore & your phone can backup online? Fri Sep 12 22:03:00 +0000 2014
• M2 Exit http://t.co/L7vgIFFjBP Fri Sep 12 21:10:44 +0000 2014
• Today’s live statistics lecture actually worked (for a change) http://t.co/WMwnE7khPk Fri Sep 12 17:16:12 +0000 2014
• So broadcasting on Google Hangouts was clunky on Chromebook but seamless on a Windows machine. What’s up with that? #fb Fri Sep 12 17:13:32 +0000 2014
• Dear Kale: if you’re supposed to be so good for me, why are you always in such a rush to leave my body? #fb Fri Sep 12 15:06:58 +0000 2014
• Nine degrees outside? Whaaa? I’m still going to wear short pants. Fuck you, autumn! #fb Fri Sep 12 15:04:00 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/AWG647z21c Fri Sep 12 13:36:25 +0000 2014
• “If you have $10 in your pocket and no debt, you are wealthier than 25% of Americans.” #fb Fri Sep 12 13:29:29 +0000 2014
• “Medical errors are the 6th leading cause of death in the US.” #fb Fri Sep 12 13:29:08 +0000 2014
• accurate http://t.co/7ZwIW3tPri Fri Sep 12 12:04:22 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/0n1IN5ZiFx Fri Sep 12 12:01:03 +0000 2014
• Professors need hazard pay http://t.co/b0P5RoxV6N Thu Sep 11 20:43:48 +0000 2014
• #starwars http://t.co/LsisHYuID3 Thu Sep 11 20:06:10 +0000 2014
• #MacTards http://t.co/hbWtsavmSW Thu Sep 11 19:05:24 +0000 2014
• classy http://t.co/QiJb0seoFB Thu Sep 11 18:39:39 +0000 2014
• Do it http://t.co/ebbIMQ3MEk Thu Sep 11 18:17:15 +0000 2014
• Well this is just weird http://t.co/PgofrBSYFD Thu Sep 11 18:16:18 +0000 2014
• Fund it http://t.co/nd4TNwoct8 Thu Sep 11 18:15:42 +0000 2014
• I suffer from this. It’s a trip. http://t.co/ZjeJWSejOe Thu Sep 11 16:26:11 +0000 2014
• Conservatives are scaredy-pants http://t.co/DQr4G5uza3 Thu Sep 11 15:24:12 +0000 2014
• @wahoolaura well. I hope you find it enjoyable and useful. Totally makes my day. Thanks! Thu Sep 11 14:21:09 +0000 2014
• Amazing how one little tweet can make your day http://t.co/RBYylXsSm1 Thu Sep 11 14:16:50 +0000 2014
• RT @wahoolaura: @deonandan discussing your short stories at the University of VA today! Thu Sep 11 14:16:29 +0000 2014
• @wahoolaura whaaaaa? really? very exciting. Thu Sep 11 14:16:02 +0000 2014
• A joke for computer programmers who like Rammstein http://t.co/bgwAkmslMy Thu Sep 11 11:54:44 +0000 2014
• Harvard Public Health to receive $350 million. Um…. need any consultants? http://t.co/nvYNLgn5rr #fb Thu Sep 11 11:45:39 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/oeIUsXaOEv #fb Thu Sep 11 11:22:53 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/pCQHhhHpsl #fb Wed Sep 10 22:41:06 +0000 2014
• hss2381 – statistics – frequency analysis: http://t.co/P7PzrG8cM4 via @YouTube Wed Sep 10 18:15:14 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert did you hack my icloud? Wed Sep 10 16:43:09 +0000 2014
• :Twitter haiku 364 – “Gluten-free diet / Pisses off the status quo / Goes against the grain” #fb Wed Sep 10 14:22:40 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/QDZfIzIhGw Wed Sep 10 13:08:15 +0000 2014
• #murica http://t.co/RUoVJtzuDA Wed Sep 10 12:46:03 +0000 2014
• “Nobody ever asks HOW is Waldo” #fb Wed Sep 10 12:36:45 +0000 2014
• Stats! http://t.co/fVCHITRdIF Wed Sep 10 12:21:09 +0000 2014
• #LOTR http://t.co/NLySc8nHF0 Wed Sep 10 12:07:59 +0000 2014
• pronunciation map http://t.co/IDIe4nZtW0 Wed Sep 10 12:07:47 +0000 2014
• Inbox finally dipped below 100. You know what that means…. time for bed! #fb Wed Sep 10 06:04:01 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/1YoVTBDqtO #fb Wed Sep 10 05:06:23 +0000 2014
• Upside down Bieber looks vaguely transgendered http://t.co/EIBNk5u9CP Wed Sep 10 05:00:58 +0000 2014
• He’s changed. http://t.co/a5UDWKM63K Wed Sep 10 04:59:43 +0000 2014
• Worf http://t.co/NakLmUcqyZ Wed Sep 10 04:26:08 +0000 2014
• Evidence that most martial artists are a danger only to themselves https://t.co/CADVTbxzhW #fb Tue Sep 09 21:41:02 +0000 2014
• Rethinking my birthday wish for next year http://t.co/pgvp6QHNp0 Tue Sep 09 19:51:00 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/cgheaLKmnt Tue Sep 09 18:40:34 +0000 2014
• Just taught the first grad class of the semester horribly hung over. Sweet Jeebus, I got old fast. #fb Tue Sep 09 14:00:40 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/LlOukg6KkE Mon Sep 08 19:39:51 +0000 2014
• “He felt confused. As confused as a homeless man on house arrest.” #fb Mon Sep 08 19:35:18 +0000 2014
• “It was as easy as taking candy from a diabetic man who no longer wishes to eact candy.” #fb Mon Sep 08 19:34:39 +0000 2014
• “Her eyes were like the stars, not because they twinkle, but because they were so far apart.” #fb Mon Sep 08 19:33:57 +0000 2014
• “She was like a magnet: attractive from the back, repulsive from the front.” #fb Mon Sep 08 19:32:58 +0000 2014
• Retired to my surprise my rooftop garden to grill and work. Problem: netbook screen is useless in direct sunlight 🙁 #fb Mon Sep 08 19:04:37 +0000 2014
• Got a couple of hours in between meetings, so scooted home to grill burgers on my roof. Smell ’em? #fb Mon Sep 08 18:47:32 +0000 2014
• #starwars http://t.co/r3zhVfuZwA Mon Sep 08 15:17:40 +0000 2014
• Holy crap, part 2: a fish that spits light! http://t.co/ri1u25P7GK #fb Mon Sep 08 08:07:32 +0000 2014
• Holy crap. Watch this incredible footage of a volcano exploding. http://t.co/4FOjij9nlM #fb Mon Sep 08 08:07:01 +0000 2014
• A reminder to consider the Action Global Health Conference Sep 12-13. Tickets tend to go fast! https://t.co/Dt20c318hH #fb Mon Sep 08 08:01:06 +0000 2014
• The corporate university http://t.co/SgCGmHF931 #fb Mon Sep 08 07:26:01 +0000 2014
• Class struggle in Universities http://t.co/5l30DvTqwc Mon Sep 08 07:09:56 +0000 2014
• Chicks and tattoos http://t.co/0kKz7HPVIH Mon Sep 08 06:17:25 +0000 2014
• #MacTards http://t.co/srxStt3sQ0 Mon Sep 08 06:04:39 +0000 2014
• Screw the low carb diet. This is my kind of sandwich. http://t.co/wBrnfIEFhm Mon Sep 08 04:05:13 +0000 2014
• Unhappiness is… realizing I left out an entire week in the class syllabus! #fb Mon Sep 08 03:58:12 +0000 2014
• Twilight summarized http://t.co/K3m66QFE7Q Mon Sep 08 03:00:04 +0000 2014
• Still can’t believe it’s a new semester already http://t.co/pGpnGseTcm Mon Sep 08 02:54:35 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/soHAsmsO2Y #fb Mon Sep 08 00:26:41 +0000 2014
• Auuuugh! http://t.co/hsLpS6oXQ4 #fb Mon Sep 08 00:20:43 +0000 2014
• From “Around the World in 1000 Pictures” 1954 http://t.co/j87bx305B5 Sun Sep 07 18:02:36 +0000 2014
• Yes that’s me driving around town in a wifebeater, baseball cap, and a Prius #fb Sun Sep 07 15:15:53 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert I still do all these things. Especially the last Sun Sep 07 15:11:54 +0000 2014
• So do kids in Canada still call pencil erasers “rubbers”? Or is that old British idiom gone the way of the electric torchlight? #fb Sun Sep 07 14:17:21 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots you’re such a girl. I enjoyed the treatise on the deconstructed nature of heroism, the perfect wink-wink acting by Robin Hood Sun Sep 07 13:19:43 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots last night’s Robots of sherwood was brilliant Sun Sep 07 13:00:32 +0000 2014
• Just got an email from Biowebjobs. Had to read it thrice before I stopped seeing “Blowjobs” #fb Sun Sep 07 04:43:35 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/eEezbSyQxD #fb Sun Sep 07 03:32:05 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots but my favourite was peter davidson Sun Sep 07 02:02:06 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots nope, pertwee Sun Sep 07 01:54:07 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots i was the original Who fan. The Nu Who I watch… but I often find it twee and girly Sun Sep 07 01:49:54 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots i’m not even going to ask Sun Sep 07 00:15:31 +0000 2014
• @RedParrots that’s your job! Sun Sep 07 00:14:07 +0000 2014
• @saladinahmed @LOTRReactss http://t.co/C7sVPmcaDS Sat Sep 06 23:50:39 +0000 2014
• @efoxband @KaceyecaK thanks. http://t.co/C7sVPmcaDS Sat Sep 06 23:50:04 +0000 2014
• #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/4ytcnyCsh0 Sat Sep 06 23:49:31 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/BU3lzBWtCY Sat Sep 06 23:23:56 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/fZuJWOEGzR #fb Sat Sep 06 23:21:17 +0000 2014
• @efoxband You started it? Cool! Sat Sep 06 22:56:51 +0000 2014
• Haven’t had sea food in months. I’m on a low crab diet. #fb Sat Sep 06 22:53:28 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert no, but low crab Sat Sep 06 22:53:01 +0000 2014
• Enjoying the current Twitter trend of #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (no this is not an entry, merely a genuine statement of enjoyment) #fb Sat Sep 06 22:51:09 +0000 2014
• :Twitter haiku 363 – “Hear ’bout that monkey / Who tried new things in college? / Bi-curious George” #fb Sat Sep 06 22:47:30 +0000 2014
• That’s why they wear waterproof clothing! http://t.co/X1toDyzwD0 Sat Sep 06 22:44:13 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/kaeJ2OUnMc Sat Sep 06 22:43:01 +0000 2014
• @KyleRyc that’s not creepy at all Sat Sep 06 18:07:33 +0000 2014
• I suspect this might be effortless for me (though the fries are their way of stacking the deck) http://t.co/tP5ggJ5TAf Sat Sep 06 16:35:58 +0000 2014
• This isn’t quite how it happens… but what the fuck http://t.co/SS2QceeyxD Sat Sep 06 16:13:11 +0000 2014
• He kicked ass for your sins http://t.co/60scgqbxij Sat Sep 06 16:11:31 +0000 2014
• Plenty of fish http://t.co/S1QYCmuEN3 Sat Sep 06 14:30:50 +0000 2014
• http://t.co/JcIljtGYpV Sat Sep 06 14:23:35 +0000 2014
• Father of the year http://t.co/GTOrOPJJlj #fb Sat Sep 06 14:12:33 +0000 2014
• Municipality of Waterloo is seeking a Health Data Analyst http://t.co/G2hszjLwKs #fb Sat Sep 06 14:05:07 +0000 2014
• Cancer Care Ontario seeking a senior health analyst http://t.co/HFnFjhpX2z #fb Sat Sep 06 14:04:37 +0000 2014
• Toronto Public Health is holding an open house for career opportunities for nursing grads http://t.co/osijhNk6FD #fb Sat Sep 06 14:02:45 +0000 2014
• blackhead http://t.co/xbVVR045SL Fri Sep 05 20:04:45 +0000 2014
• Nudes? What nudes? http://t.co/InPMHe1dqv Fri Sep 05 19:45:13 +0000 2014
• @kris_keepaboob yes, sorry! i tried. Fri Sep 05 18:59:03 +0000 2014
• @kris_keepaboob sorry, i got the time wrong. the class was one hour earlier 🙁 sorry! Fri Sep 05 18:51:55 +0000 2014
• For a second I thought HP Lovecraft was making hot sauce http://t.co/Ult39tWVmy Fri Sep 05 18:06:09 +0000 2014
• hss2381 (statistics) – descriptive statistics: http://t.co/uKEhK6K349 via @YouTube Fri Sep 05 15:55:01 +0000 2014
• Was nervous that I was running late for class. Then I realized that class can’t start without me. So fuck it. I’m strolling. #fb Fri Sep 05 15:24:40 +0000 2014
• I don’t celebrate anyone’s death. But I sure won’t miss Joan Rivers. https://t.co/zPWmGqEbs4 #fb Fri Sep 05 14:16:56 +0000 2014
• Um…. uh…. what? http://t.co/bIUhV9GEfT Fri Sep 05 14:11:10 +0000 2014
• A modern fairy tale http://t.co/JalKOlyhRY Fri Sep 05 14:09:48 +0000 2014
• APUO cash awards to UOttawa students https://t.co/eLSTa3aFGq Fri Sep 05 14:04:55 +0000 2014
• Fresh from passing my motorcycle road test…. and not dying http://t.co/h0cZ4k38Qc Fri Sep 05 13:53:40 +0000 2014
• Just passed my motorcycle licence road test! (that last word was autocorrected first to “twat” then to “teat”) #fb Fri Sep 05 13:25:06 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/84pegG9Hsw #fb Fri Sep 05 11:13:39 +0000 2014
• #sex http://t.co/LDNINewL94 Fri Sep 05 01:48:27 +0000 2014
• When you gotta go, you gotta go http://t.co/4ZTID0B0Mb Fri Sep 05 00:54:49 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert meh. they’ll screw it up Fri Sep 05 00:49:01 +0000 2014
• @DavidBilbert I know. We all know. Thu Sep 04 22:06:01 +0000 2014
• I have one of those, too http://t.co/WMZe7ykAjX Thu Sep 04 21:42:03 +0000 2014
• Friends don’t let friends skip leg day http://t.co/2wuJekYiKC Thu Sep 04 19:32:08 +0000 2014
• Seems legit http://t.co/AtxRK6ERhp Thu Sep 04 19:30:47 +0000 2014
• Look at that. Violations to academic freedom have more to do with satisfying donor sensibilities than with ethics http://t.co/faJyfaDkbj #fb Thu Sep 04 18:55:34 +0000 2014
• “Du Hast” done by a polka band. Yes, you read that right: https://t.co/20leKGD11E Thu Sep 04 14:11:50 +0000 2014
• Seems legit http://t.co/K1WYP0U1Mk Thu Sep 04 14:10:10 +0000 2014
• Bed and Breakfast http://t.co/7kht587fXG Thu Sep 04 14:03:46 +0000 2014
• No. No it isn’t. http://t.co/kqnGW758cp Thu Sep 04 13:08:34 +0000 2014
• Well he was asking for it http://t.co/JzqL1iCLpW Thu Sep 04 13:07:57 +0000 2014
• The Steins http://t.co/lhVe4QDsjp Thu Sep 04 12:48:03 +0000 2014
• #science http://t.co/ETIpYdfyB6 Thu Sep 04 03:42:05 +0000 2014
• #science http://t.co/YlFdLbDXE4 Wed Sep 03 22:22:44 +0000 2014
• Nice little article on why so many of us adore the Stargate franchise http://t.co/PvqNunAOR6 #fb Wed Sep 03 19:12:52 +0000 2014
• RT @caityjackson: Please spread @jwnickerson @deonandan @GenBois @JessicaTaaffe @krisronsin @drgregmartin #globalhealth Nov conf! Site: htt… Wed Sep 03 18:53:45 +0000 2014
• hss2381 (statistics) course orientation: http://t.co/JgnrVUljRE via @YouTube Wed Sep 03 18:35:14 +0000 2014
• First day of teaching for the new semester. Sigh. Here we go again… #fb Wed Sep 03 12:33:27 +0000 2014
• How kids around the world get to school http://t.co/KezRGoJ7i9 #fb Wed Sep 03 11:26:05 +0000 2014
• A firenado… proof that Zod hates us all http://t.co/euaLr8mSZE #fb Tue Sep 02 23:20:24 +0000 2014
• @hamrolf hey Rolf, good to hear from you! Tue Sep 02 21:22:45 +0000 2014
• Today I told incoming students that I’m middle aged and might do the second half gay. Only now realize I plagiarized @louisck Oops. #fb Tue Sep 02 21:08:46 +0000 2014
• Dear MicoSoft: stop trying to install Bing on my computer! Nobody wants Bing! Nobody! #fb Tue Sep 02 21:04:07 +0000 2014
• RT @JohnFugelsang: Today’s New Yorker cartoon. http://t.co/FqIIsgkdke Tue Sep 02 20:52:21 +0000 2014
• @CKuziemsky @AGeorgiouUNSW my favourite city in the world! Tue Sep 02 20:51:49 +0000 2014
• I put the “ass” in “Assistant Professor” #bf Tue Sep 02 20:50:27 +0000 2014
• 10 Words You Didn’t Know Used to Be Dirty… I thought the nunnery one was fairly obvious http://t.co/0kf0V0tUF8 Tue Sep 02 20:48:14 +0000 2014
• So…. is my office not being air conditioned due to cutbacks? #fb Tue Sep 02 20:44:09 +0000 2014
• Happy birthday to the Principality of Sealand, which is only 21 days younger than yours truly Tue Sep 02 17:25:43 +0000 2014
• Prince Michael of Sealand (where I have my fake title) will be talking about micronations todat at 3:30pm http://t.co/uIREomtVAC #fb Tue Sep 02 17:24:30 +0000 2014
• I’m a collage professor! http://t.co/bu0KVeQOKa Tue Sep 02 14:36:09 +0000 2014
• Stupid names for children http://t.co/1V0JwJLjMa Tue Sep 02 14:35:02 +0000 2014
• Hmm. How many of my students have been cheating on exams like this? http://t.co/ThI5S8UMli Tue Sep 02 14:27:04 +0000 2014
• Ants be scary http://t.co/8N6TyEKXk5 #fb Tue Sep 02 14:22:35 +0000 2014
• #drwho http://t.co/jeGldzd2Im Tue Sep 02 12:56:07 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/Ya3tsKHdai #fb Tue Sep 02 12:26:39 +0000 2014
• For some reason found myself thinking about “The Kinks”, and remembered this story, which brought out the feels http://t.co/yxFgCcysH4 #fb Tue Sep 02 02:46:49 +0000 2014
• Pug: “WTF?” http://t.co/xGh51qL3SQ Mon Sep 01 20:36:47 +0000 2014
• Oh no. Look what I found. Now I need to buy a 5.25 floppy reader http://t.co/XMurii3v84 Mon Sep 01 19:52:27 +0000 2014
• I thought this read “rectal medicated oil” http://t.co/hEMtcztzLU Mon Sep 01 19:20:45 +0000 2014
• No, sir, there can be but one dick champion http://t.co/wwoEM1Ulcr Mon Sep 01 18:46:24 +0000 2014
• What the….? http://t.co/XDVqrk7bmu Mon Sep 01 18:45:33 +0000 2014
• #haddaway http://t.co/iEJaIkwhK3 Mon Sep 01 16:44:32 +0000 2014
• Very cool interactive GIF http://t.co/8OkAWPLGnt #fb Mon Sep 01 16:41:43 +0000 2014
• Specialized audience http://t.co/uq6Rx9niBQ Mon Sep 01 16:38:53 +0000 2014
• @dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 Yet somehow the underpriced, self-published, bestselling deonandan opus didn’t make the list…. Mon Sep 01 16:07:32 +0000 2014
• Twitter Tweets from 2014-01-01 to 2014-08-31 http://t.co/enayNTWq5D Mon Sep 01 14:38:01 +0000 2014
• The inside of Dr Poo’s Tardis http://t.co/gEHiWbEfRr Mon Sep 01 14:32:36 +0000 2014
• I don’t like that a puppet is a better dancer than me http://t.co/CufZBimjRN #fb Mon Sep 01 14:29:04 +0000 2014
• #facepalmsquared http://t.co/y624foXunR Mon Sep 01 14:10:44 +0000 2014
• One more reason Guardians of the Galaxy was a great movie #autism http://t.co/oah3xQiQW8 Mon Sep 01 14:04:20 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/DrIDq7CB8v #fb Mon Sep 01 13:57:17 +0000 2014
• This (rather uninteresting) music video was shot on the Principality of Sealand, the place where I’m a fake Lord https://t.co/c1tFbzDqFK #fb Mon Sep 01 02:59:24 +0000 2014
• Math is hard http://t.co/QYFOIbRLoJ Mon Sep 01 02:51:29 +0000 2014
• #Putin http://t.co/Zjdbv8Jltu Mon Sep 01 00:40:44 +0000 2014
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/dvW3yWJKRd #fb Mon Sep 01 00:36:09 +0000 2014