Twitter Tweets from 2-1-15 to 2-28-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-02-01 to 2015-02-28, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

yeah, that fucking dress again blob:https://vine.co/c9b72191-f016-4c03-a74c-3c7b022902f5 #fb Sat Feb 28 22:24:33 +0000 2015
and…. it’s already a tattoo Sat Feb 28 22:23:34 +0000 2015
Let’s not forget… Leonard Nimoy also directed Three Men And a Baby #fb Sat Feb 28 21:46:17 +0000 2015
Using statistics to exam the epidemiology midterm. That’s what we do, right? http://t.co/L4MYtOSAy9 Sat Feb 28 21:13:37 +0000 2015
http://t.co/gOnxsC9QYm Sat Feb 28 20:17:20 +0000 2015
Canada’s “Spocking Fives” Phenomenon Surges In Tribute To Leonard Nimoy http://t.co/PngBzG3nZf #fb Sat Feb 28 19:57:16 +0000 2015
hmm. white boys rapping about history. what a time we live in. https://t.co/3tdKosCciO Sat Feb 28 19:44:07 +0000 2015
Pro tip… don’t use Windows for anything public or important http://t.co/IXnWWWWG0i Sat Feb 28 19:24:29 +0000 2015
you think your job sucks? http://t.co/ozb0JLHSVV Sat Feb 28 19:23:31 +0000 2015
I’m opposed to the death penalty. But cruelty to puppies might just change my mind. https://t.co/fLgFYTzQ8Z #fb Sat Feb 28 19:02:07 +0000 2015
The audio of my 5-part workshop on logistic regression is now available on Youtube: https://t.co/jfoEObrwow Sat Feb 28 18:28:29 +0000 2015
Just watched the “dark” Power Rangers trailer everyone is talking about. Jesus, that was stupid. #fb Sat Feb 28 17:30:37 +0000 2015
@Georgestownelf they don’t want to start a galactic war Sat Feb 28 15:07:27 +0000 2015
Waiting for Republicans to find a way to blame Leonard Nimoy’s death on Obama #fb Sat Feb 28 14:50:38 +0000 2015
Nimoy Memories http://t.co/E78blazcV3 Sat Feb 28 14:09:32 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in Toronto http://t.co/9skqbdUroh #fb Sat Feb 28 11:56:13 +0000 2015
Opportunity for someone w/ public health & business background: Director of President’s Office, Public Health Ontario http://t.co/QVAU662cEq Sat Feb 28 11:55:12 +0000 2015
@SepandAlavi this might help: http://t.co/klOyDWxCxl Fri Feb 27 20:15:04 +0000 2015
Ed Wong & I agreed this resembles “the teacher” in “Spock’s Brain.” Then we learned of @TheRealNimoy ‘s death #fb http://t.co/nFp6RgKtNs Fri Feb 27 20:00:05 +0000 2015
All These Gifts Were Given To An 8-Year-Old Girl By Crows http://t.co/RQOm4gARtQ #fb Fri Feb 27 16:55:46 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert just a small dose. S-sized Hitler…. Shitler. Fri Feb 27 16:52:12 +0000 2015
How is it possible that the economy class portion of the train is running half an hour later than business class? #fb Fri Feb 27 16:44:43 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert my mama didn’t raise no fools. Okay okay, not counting my sister. Fri Feb 27 16:37:43 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert no but I purelled the seat Fri Feb 27 16:32:52 +0000 2015
Interesting how some people feel entitled to dictate what others should care about. Argue about the colour of an ugly dress all you like #fb Fri Feb 27 16:21:36 +0000 2015
Toronto, bitches #fb Fri Feb 27 16:21:32 +0000 2015
Sweet Jeebus, how did people survive these interminable (alcohol free) train rides before wifi? #fb Fri Feb 27 15:11:27 +0000 2015
No martini in economy class? How do you people live like this?! #fb Fri Feb 27 15:02:12 +0000 2015
Halfway through my economy class train ride. So far, I’ve survived close proximity to the spoor of the commoner. Can’t last much longer. #fb Fri Feb 27 14:48:55 +0000 2015
Can’t believe I’m listening to @steveaustinBSR interview @RealKevinNash about toilet paper #fb Fri Feb 27 14:32:25 +0000 2015
Judge Eliana Marengo: you, Madame, are a bigot. http://t.co/2DFR63X1bq Fri Feb 27 14:15:44 +0000 2015
About to take a train ride to Toronto in ECONOMY class. Now and then I need to remind myself how the common folk live. #fb Fri Feb 27 12:11:10 +0000 2015
The rapid spread of pseudoscience into our top Universities. http://t.co/ano1o4LjPy Fri Feb 27 11:17:10 +0000 2015
What colour is the Zod damned dress? http://t.co/6ZUNYbsLIv #fb Fri Feb 27 10:20:55 +0000 2015
Thank Zod someone just finished the epidemiology midterm early. I was worried it might be TOO hard. #fb Thu Feb 26 20:27:47 +0000 2015
Kimbo Slice vs Ken Shamrock on June 20. Freakshow? Sure. But I’ll pay money to watch it. #mma #bellator #fb Thu Feb 26 19:01:07 +0000 2015
http://t.co/rwsiT7LKH5 Thu Feb 26 18:24:45 +0000 2015
All the cool kids were singing this back in grade 5. https://t.co/H19dwpW4WX #fb Thu Feb 26 17:42:10 +0000 2015
Who’s got 2 thumbs and just submitted an abstract to CSEB? This guy! If you’ve got 2 thumbs, you should do the same. cseb.ca Thu Feb 26 17:15:07 +0000 2015
Today’s pro tip: if you can’t find you favourite shirt, check the dryer. You’ll probably also find $40 in laundered cash. #fb Thu Feb 26 17:14:32 +0000 2015
So…. does anyone else see the bunny? http://t.co/dJ4SxaZ9jO Thu Feb 26 16:33:58 +0000 2015
Three days, no Q-tips. The mind, it weakens. #fb Thu Feb 26 15:55:32 +0000 2015
If life didn’t give you a jawline…. make your own http://t.co/mzyudupVOM Thu Feb 26 15:20:32 +0000 2015
“Rare Images Of A Baby Born While Still Inside The Amniotic Sac” http://t.co/HGBDUxRgIb #fb Thu Feb 26 15:01:46 +0000 2015
heh heh http://t.co/HhIi8ZtTFj Thu Feb 26 14:21:03 +0000 2015
http://t.co/M2WwxDIbWC Thu Feb 26 14:19:39 +0000 2015
Hong Kong Polytechnic University offers a degree in “Bra Studies” #fb Thu Feb 26 13:09:01 +0000 2015
“The average breast weighs one pound, and contributes about 4-5% of body fat.” #fb Thu Feb 26 13:08:21 +0000 2015
Bought my first slimcado. Hope I don’t regret it. #fb Thu Feb 26 13:05:33 +0000 2015
Creepy Uncle Joe Biden http://t.co/uaQrEWyhyL Thu Feb 26 12:56:12 +0000 2015
“After I made the switch, I could immediately sense a difference in how I felt: way more self-righteous.” http://t.co/EQwNv9MVSs Thu Feb 26 12:45:22 +0000 2015
http://t.co/NnboNqKRgV Thu Feb 26 12:42:24 +0000 2015
So I’ve had no heat in my condo for 26 hours now. This isn’t good, right? #fb Thu Feb 26 12:25:43 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ss2780dpWQ Thu Feb 26 12:18:44 +0000 2015
http://t.co/9LxM7GBoDB Thu Feb 26 12:18:01 +0000 2015
One day left to submit an abstract to the biggest Epidemiology conference in Canada http://t.co/5MPBpe8wXz Thu Feb 26 12:16:44 +0000 2015
Was interviewed for this article because of my paper with @Leniloo92 But they didn’t mention us 🙁 http://t.co/Zsaq9ncpix Thu Feb 26 12:09:44 +0000 2015
Mystery tunnel in Toronto http://t.co/hKEEfKR4v5 Thu Feb 26 11:59:09 +0000 2015
@Leniloo92 ha! Thu Feb 26 00:53:48 +0000 2015
Sometimes I’m embarrassed to be a scientist. Poor monkey. http://t.co/HQ6Ua81ogJ #fb Wed Feb 25 20:50:33 +0000 2015
Anyone want a job in South Sudan? https://t.co/frvfrp6HBI Wed Feb 25 19:00:57 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/WiATJYiopT #fb Wed Feb 25 17:53:26 +0000 2015
Real men eat grilled cheese #fb Wed Feb 25 17:51:33 +0000 2015
Same in Canada: to be a prof here, you have a better chance if you’re a graduate of specific US schools. http://t.co/Y2AG0gZ9PK via @slate Wed Feb 25 17:34:35 +0000 2015
http://t.co/IXOn4yiGwH Wed Feb 25 17:28:27 +0000 2015
#brazzers http://t.co/U2iLZy6ut5 Wed Feb 25 16:24:01 +0000 2015
http://t.co/jtARJFMiiY Wed Feb 25 15:47:24 +0000 2015
What a deal! http://t.co/SQ6e2GEYwN Wed Feb 25 15:45:51 +0000 2015
helpful parenting, part 2 http://t.co/jZBQvrXip7 Wed Feb 25 15:45:02 +0000 2015
helpful parenting, part 1 http://t.co/7qKHJbIKKb Wed Feb 25 15:44:44 +0000 2015
Post-racial society, huh? http://t.co/8ofoIr5g2L Wed Feb 25 12:17:32 +0000 2015
http://t.co/pLm45vbsg6 Wed Feb 25 12:15:32 +0000 2015
How to appear smart in meetings http://t.co/sM88fJEwXT Wed Feb 25 12:14:45 +0000 2015
Nope nope nope. https://t.co/dr64rTMErV Wed Feb 25 12:07:10 +0000 2015
http://t.co/WfU70wyJw8 Tue Feb 24 23:53:53 +0000 2015
RT @ziadkhatib: Shadowing THE Prof @deonandan! http://t.co/hdFzIbzF8j Tue Feb 24 22:48:31 +0000 2015
And cursive writing… Do they still teach cursive writing? I can barely do it anymore! #fb Tue Feb 24 15:56:14 +0000 2015
I’m old enough to have learned typing, short hand & computer cards in public school. What useless thing are kids learning today? #fb Tue Feb 24 15:55:10 +0000 2015
Damn you, Hitler Cat! http://t.co/WI8L8Amb9E Tue Feb 24 15:29:42 +0000 2015
This explains much, Fox News http://t.co/P8ssUAWPIj Tue Feb 24 15:29:04 +0000 2015
CNN: still asking the big questions http://t.co/l7TZ4EPG5T Tue Feb 24 15:28:03 +0000 2015
Fox News: the channel for edumacation http://t.co/varJ752941 Tue Feb 24 15:27:20 +0000 2015
Back to my old self http://t.co/hRzmywJ9DX Tue Feb 24 14:54:39 +0000 2015
All the SNL cast members ranked http://t.co/xae09Ytof1 #fb Tue Feb 24 06:56:59 +0000 2015
Ready for some cuteness overload? http://t.co/RGG4c7485k Mon Feb 23 23:54:48 +0000 2015
I’m old. I’d never heard of Sam Smith. So when I heard him sing “Stay With Me” on the Grammys, I assumed it was a Tom Petty cover. Oops. #fb Mon Feb 23 23:49:47 +0000 2015
Rejected 50 Shades of Grey script http://t.co/c5HUwzVX29 Mon Feb 23 22:39:10 +0000 2015
So it’s almost 5pm and I’m still waiting for my 3pm doctor’s appointment. #fb Mon Feb 23 21:51:46 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert good. Now send me $5000. If you don’t, the sun will explode and it will be your fault. Mon Feb 23 21:46:05 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert people suck. Everywhere in the world where shit is happening, who’s there? People. People are there. People suck. Mon Feb 23 21:22:00 +0000 2015
It’s great that Ontario students will now get a wider sex ed curriculum. Now how about some actual math and writing skills, too? #fb Mon Feb 23 21:21:02 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert yet people love it. Morons. Mon Feb 23 21:17:48 +0000 2015
At doctor’s office. Just got examined by 1st year med students. I mocked their fashion sense. That’s the kind of asshole I am today. #fb Mon Feb 23 21:17:03 +0000 2015
As a long time lover and supporter of science fiction, let me just say that I freakin’ hate The Fifth Element #fb Mon Feb 23 21:14:56 +0000 2015
Dear physiotherapists and chiropractors: if your intent is to see me at 4pm, don’t make the appointment for 3pm. #fb Mon Feb 23 20:46:50 +0000 2015
http://t.co/huTeDfw5iU Mon Feb 23 16:46:56 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Jqz2s8iWDf Mon Feb 23 16:26:51 +0000 2015
A still from Titanic http://t.co/M6QbGuzfZ5 Mon Feb 23 14:37:37 +0000 2015
Research analyst position at Toronto’s CAMH, relevant for Health Sciences grad http://t.co/ewBC5fRned Mon Feb 23 14:17:20 +0000 2015
Last night I dreamt that I had a smoked meat sandwich for breakfast. Soooo….. #fb Mon Feb 23 14:15:01 +0000 2015
For @RedParrots http://t.co/s1b6n3Wk6l Mon Feb 23 14:14:33 +0000 2015
http://t.co/b8I3xBXnDH Mon Feb 23 12:14:40 +0000 2015
Looks familiar… http://t.co/y0Ps5JOvHX Mon Feb 23 12:13:57 +0000 2015
nope http://t.co/nQGb1jgJoE Mon Feb 23 12:13:14 +0000 2015
nope http://t.co/UgptrugXnF Sun Feb 22 22:44:40 +0000 2015
http://t.co/TgVDPHS63y Sun Feb 22 22:32:55 +0000 2015
Climate change denier accepted $1.2 million from energy companies and failed to report conflicts of interest http://t.co/M3429vcWx3 #fb Sun Feb 22 22:19:59 +0000 2015
@Leniloo92 Half the girls in Israel look like you. (The other half look like me) Sun Feb 22 21:52:28 +0000 2015
Understanding the different generation demographic designations in Canada http://t.co/2fJKLkQcod Sun Feb 22 21:50:07 +0000 2015
All right. All The Expendables movies were horrible. But the third was the least horrible of the bunch. #fb Sun Feb 22 21:41:22 +0000 2015
Comparing Canadian and US youth unemployment rates since 2000 http://t.co/oPGRL693CB Sun Feb 22 21:19:02 +0000 2015
want http://t.co/r04WWU2IXx Sun Feb 22 21:18:19 +0000 2015
Hell, why not? Another animated GIF of the day https://t.co/L3BOldtwyf #fb Sun Feb 22 21:16:46 +0000 2015
Top tourist destinations of 2014: London, Bangkok, Paris, Singapore, Dubai, New York, Istanbul, KL, Hong Kong, Seoul. What, no Ottawa? Sun Feb 22 21:15:30 +0000 2015
Emphasis… they’re doing it for emphasis? Well that explains this madness. http://t.co/nO6lsje8PA Sun Feb 22 21:02:44 +0000 2015
Don’t these things come with directions? https://t.co/pCx7KkPmZc Sun Feb 22 20:57:22 +0000 2015
Another animated GIF of the day… in honour of Steve Iwrin’s bday https://t.co/zDuUl15x8n #fb Sun Feb 22 20:51:05 +0000 2015
“Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.” – Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:53:55 +0000 2015
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:53:01 +0000 2015
“My favorite animal is steak.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:51:50 +0000 2015
“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” -Fran Lebowitz #fb Sun Feb 22 18:50:56 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Ut8cGJCi7J Sun Feb 22 18:45:50 +0000 2015
http://t.co/XaqHx2IpnQ Sun Feb 22 18:45:06 +0000 2015
http://t.co/3zx3WcL9ad Sun Feb 22 18:43:45 +0000 2015
Catching up on 2 weeks of Bill Maher, just to remind myself of the shrill idiocy that passes for public intellectualism these days #fb Sun Feb 22 18:23:52 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day, crossfit edition http://t.co/dAsG9vjHaF #fb Sun Feb 22 17:25:52 +0000 2015
http://t.co/FoP5chVg8g Sun Feb 22 16:54:20 +0000 2015
“Spongebob Squarepants is a tampon. His friends are Sandy Cheeks & a starfish. He lives in Bikini Bottom and works at the Krusty Krab.” #fb Sun Feb 22 16:52:30 +0000 2015
If Gandhi took yoga http://t.co/eMGB4cI6D0 Sun Feb 22 16:06:35 +0000 2015
Happiness is… Eating halva that was made in the middle east just this morning #fb Sun Feb 22 05:03:08 +0000 2015
Summer job in Belleville for a Health Sciences student! http://t.co/OrPqua2Xr2 Sun Feb 22 04:28:36 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist job in North Bay http://t.co/gDsTIykyhS #fb Sun Feb 22 04:27:19 +0000 2015
Ottawa, bitches #fb Sun Feb 22 02:10:20 +0000 2015
I just realized that astronauts on the ISS have better Internet service than I do #fb Sun Feb 22 00:20:17 +0000 2015
Who’s got two thumbs and three pounds of duty free halva? This guy! Sat Feb 21 23:50:45 +0000 2015
Oh look who got chosen for the random security screening… #fb Sat Feb 21 23:46:20 +0000 2015
Great. Because of a chatty immigration officer who wants to show random travelers her kids photos, I am late for my connecting flight #fb Sat Feb 21 22:37:27 +0000 2015
@jpli18 @acurrie the dog needs me Sat Feb 21 22:31:57 +0000 2015
After a week of traveling in Europe and the Middle East, the Canadian airport and immigration experience was the most inefficient #fb Sat Feb 21 22:27:38 +0000 2015
@RedParrots the real one Sat Feb 21 21:27:42 +0000 2015
@acurrie @jpli18 too late. Already in yyz Sat Feb 21 21:27:18 +0000 2015
Holy crap… The theory of General Relativity turns 100 years old this year. #fb Sat Feb 21 21:25:35 +0000 2015
London, bitches! #fb Sat Feb 21 11:50:27 +0000 2015
Just had legendary Israeli exit int’view. “What your name means” “Name your siblings.” And the unspoken question: “Why are you so handsome?” Sat Feb 21 04:30:03 +0000 2015
RT @simone_electra: Israeli elections meme shows left-wing candidate Zahava Gal-On in crowd of Africans. “Choose left, get infiltrators” ht… Sat Feb 21 02:19:32 +0000 2015
RT @issaeb: Snow ❄️ — the only topic that generates identical tweets from Palestinians and Israelis. Sat Feb 21 02:18:10 +0000 2015
Hey, who you calling Fat Choi? #fb Fri Feb 20 18:25:30 +0000 2015
@bumblebrie @BBCWorld now watch it go underground Fri Feb 20 17:59:58 +0000 2015
@JoyC_1234 @PeachesChrist bits of chocolate? Reeses Christ? Fri Feb 20 07:51:38 +0000 2015
@JoyC_1234 they should be the National food of Holland. (orange joke) Fri Feb 20 07:43:44 +0000 2015
RT @johannahwithanH: The problem with living in Israel is that big thunderstorms are even scarier than usual; for a split second, you think… Fri Feb 20 07:42:24 +0000 2015
I want to open a religion-themed fromagerie and call it, “Cheeses Christ” #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:30 +0000 2015
At the breakfast buffet, they really need to take away my emptied plates… Just to help me deny my shame #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:30 +0000 2015
You know the trip has been problematic when the effluent of automatic coffee machine reminds you of an emergency sprint to the toilet #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:29 +0000 2015
Everytime I hear Jason Kenney’s name, I assume he’s selling children’s shoes. I don’t know why. #fb Fri Feb 20 07:22:28 +0000 2015
@RedParrots there was a Frozen theme Fri Feb 20 07:22:28 +0000 2015
Holy shit. Enormous lightning strike just woke me up. Thought it was an explosion. #telaviv #fb Thu Feb 19 23:51:22 +0000 2015
Tel Aviv, beaches! http://t.co/6HK6Hjop99 Thu Feb 19 17:20:04 +0000 2015
@CigaretsChill I use it to warn the ladies away from my sweet sweet form Thu Feb 19 13:48:53 +0000 2015
Notice how much Hebrew sounds like Klingon? Can’t tell if someone is asking me for directions or challenging me to a fight to the death. #fb Thu Feb 19 13:01:52 +0000 2015
Us: “We will need two beds.” Hotel front desk: “Two beds? You don’t want the liberal Tel Aviv lifestyle?” #fb Thu Feb 19 12:59:05 +0000 2015
Tel Aviv, bitches #fb Thu Feb 19 12:50:51 +0000 2015
“Mother Nature and Father Time will kick your ass every time.” – Mick Foley #fb Thu Feb 19 11:30:22 +0000 2015
Yep. I’m wearing my bacon t-shirt in Israel. Oops. http://t.co/69RshmUW2l Thu Feb 19 09:30:32 +0000 2015
Tonight’s not very complicated dinner: halva, an orange, and a shot of whisky. That’s how the middle-aged roll. #fb Wed Feb 18 22:05:30 +0000 2015
@CigaretsChill no comment Wed Feb 18 21:20:21 +0000 2015
$10 for a bottle of acetominophen? Thanks, Israel. #fb Wed Feb 18 20:52:58 +0000 2015
Damn. My gastric issues prevented a trip to Bethlehem. Now entrenched in Haifa. Wed Feb 18 12:55:26 +0000 2015
Haifa, bitches #fb Wed Feb 18 12:40:08 +0000 2015
So now I know… Jerusalem syndrome is actually an intestinal infection. #fb Wed Feb 18 08:41:14 +0000 2015
Know what I like about Jerusalem, the large number of clean, free bathrooms #fb Mon Feb 16 17:55:48 +0000 2015
In fairness, the best shwarma I’ve ever had was in Paris #fb Sun Feb 15 19:17:13 +0000 2015
Just had the best falafel of my life #jerusalem #fb Sun Feb 15 19:16:51 +0000 2015
A stray cat in an alley off of Ben Yehuda Street in Jerusalem http://t.co/RQoexSGpEF Sun Feb 15 18:42:13 +0000 2015
Free Guinness before 8pm? And NOW you tell me? #fb Sun Feb 15 17:37:11 +0000 2015
Smoking a cigar. In Jerusalem. In an Irish pub. Drinking Spanish coffee. Listening to Seal. #fb Sun Feb 15 17:10:20 +0000 2015
So, like, can I get bacon on my cheeseburger? http://t.co/3mGOAQ4HeI Sun Feb 15 17:04:41 +0000 2015
Jerusalem, bitches #fb Sun Feb 15 15:39:59 +0000 2015
Andrew Marr looks like a marionette #fb Sun Feb 15 07:30:55 +0000 2015
Today’s unfortunately uncomplicated breakfast was 2 cranberry muffins on board a British Airways flight #fb Sun Feb 15 07:21:39 +0000 2015
London Heathrow, bitches #fb Sun Feb 15 07:05:32 +0000 2015
Been in two airports so far today and have already done a sample size calculation and edited a manuscript. Oh yeah… Pleasure trip… #fb Sat Feb 14 21:04:49 +0000 2015
So terminal 3 is like the Third World version of YYZ #fb Sat Feb 14 20:54:02 +0000 2015
On a crowded airplane… Seated next to one of my students. A wonder that doesn’t happen more often. #fb Sat Feb 14 20:14:45 +0000 2015
Toronto, bitches #fb Sat Feb 14 20:13:39 +0000 2015
want http://t.co/s67e89rRyl Sat Feb 14 13:59:46 +0000 2015
Want http://t.co/Qolfwl4Cov Sat Feb 14 13:58:59 +0000 2015
Awww he wants to play http://t.co/ZrxIg6FLKl Sat Feb 14 02:20:32 +0000 2015
Toronto job in Health Promotion http://t.co/u6KICPQGiW #fb Fri Feb 13 22:50:14 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in Hamilton http://t.co/zskP6iv6PH #fb Fri Feb 13 22:49:51 +0000 2015
heh heh http://t.co/2yKdkZIGsz Fri Feb 13 22:41:45 +0000 2015
http://t.co/AYl3qb3e1i Fri Feb 13 22:40:15 +0000 2015
The love that dare not speak its name http://t.co/LwqXPko386 Fri Feb 13 22:17:17 +0000 2015
Yes, I’m vacuuming in the nude. Now just try to get that image out of your mind. Just try. #fb Fri Feb 13 22:14:28 +0000 2015
Seems legit. http://t.co/BiLrZ5SlI9 Fri Feb 13 21:40:04 +0000 2015
I suppose it *could* be… http://t.co/reEXoe29hL Fri Feb 13 21:38:29 +0000 2015
Seems legit http://t.co/kwVtpcuOtk Fri Feb 13 21:37:27 +0000 2015
Oh shit. http://t.co/2DRIWrT3Rp Fri Feb 13 21:34:32 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day. Thanks, Obama! https://t.co/SDlGAX12wF #fb Fri Feb 13 21:08:31 +0000 2015
Harper’s anti-terror bill is one of the most damaging, pointless pieces of legislation I’ve yet seen http://t.co/bXQL4vieoT #fb Fri Feb 13 19:23:10 +0000 2015
http://t.co/y5SIsUCMZn Fri Feb 13 18:19:31 +0000 2015
It’s what, like -37 in Ottawa right now? #fb Fri Feb 13 16:05:41 +0000 2015
Why is SE Cupp always on my TV screen? Who keeps booking this fool? #fb Fri Feb 13 15:27:44 +0000 2015
Interesting that the screws on my air vents are suddenly loose. Maybe someone recently installed a listening device… Nah. Or…? #fb Fri Feb 13 13:23:45 +0000 2015
For the rest of the week I’m going to assume that commenters on Youtube aren’t simply racist cretins, but are just 12 years old. #fb Fri Feb 13 12:56:34 +0000 2015
This is what happens when you work out in the evening…. so much for productivity! http://t.co/uiznIrkkzE Fri Feb 13 12:42:56 +0000 2015
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/76kjX8o08M Fri Feb 13 12:27:37 +0000 2015
“Because every woman secretly wants a He Man” http://t.co/gzNoapZW91 Fri Feb 13 12:22:09 +0000 2015
As stupid as this is, I still prefer it to the #grammys http://t.co/fHUXHxCcAl #fb Fri Feb 13 12:20:19 +0000 2015
Darwin’s Kids Doodled All Over His “Origin of Species” Manuscript http://t.co/GvlckUccHZ Fri Feb 13 03:00:08 +0000 2015
Just pulled a millimetre long metal sliver from the tip of my index finder. You can’t imagine the agony. #fb Fri Feb 13 01:19:19 +0000 2015
Yes, I went to the gym. Now I want credit. And karma. And wine. #fb Fri Feb 13 00:37:52 +0000 2015
I don’t wanna go to the gym! I don’t wanna! #fb Thu Feb 12 23:07:21 +0000 2015
Nice to see the government of Canada naming their contracted positions accurately http://t.co/aI8DOGLy9o Thu Feb 12 22:48:17 +0000 2015
Unhappiness is… forgetting to wear my fitbit. So it’s like all the walking I did today didn’t really happen! #fb Thu Feb 12 22:43:06 +0000 2015
Always nice to be invited to a fancy dinner… until you read the price tag: $1000 per plate. Ouch. #fb Thu Feb 12 18:47:55 +0000 2015
@RedParrots of course today i forgot to wear it…. Thu Feb 12 17:44:55 +0000 2015
@RedParrots what gave it away? Thu Feb 12 17:06:11 +0000 2015
“Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan #fb Thu Feb 12 16:39:23 +0000 2015
“Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan #fb Thu Feb 12 16:39:04 +0000 2015
Yep. http://t.co/cOKQePBdcB Thu Feb 12 16:29:35 +0000 2015
@dkaykay11 you should teach that class Thu Feb 12 15:57:16 +0000 2015
From now on I’m going to call nocturnal emissions “manstruation” #fb Thu Feb 12 14:13:29 +0000 2015
‘I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” Tara Reid expressing her admiration for geologists Thu Feb 12 14:09:58 +0000 2015
“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” -George Bush Jr. Yes, he actually said it. #fb Thu Feb 12 14:08:21 +0000 2015
“‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields #fb Thu Feb 12 14:07:04 +0000 2015
Sounds like she’s qualified to be the Vice Presidential nominee on the Republican ticket http://t.co/5pDzKYFrKA Thu Feb 12 14:06:22 +0000 2015
The best movies of all time? I’ve never even heard 8, 10, 12, 15, or 30. http://t.co/YC1tDtWyk2 #fb Thu Feb 12 13:52:44 +0000 2015
Thanks, Obama! http://t.co/WinC1HUXvr Thu Feb 12 13:49:31 +0000 2015
http://t.co/dzjiyyJKOU Thu Feb 12 12:25:58 +0000 2015
I’m not going to stay here http://t.co/acSpFCbzGU Thu Feb 12 07:31:07 +0000 2015
#justice https://t.co/db3vhB0eB5 Thu Feb 12 05:01:57 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/bSiKJCnJPy #fb Thu Feb 12 04:58:26 +0000 2015
http://t.co/y2bpaYg7TX Thu Feb 12 04:26:16 +0000 2015
http://t.co/T6HeIuJWpz Thu Feb 12 04:25:37 +0000 2015
#wisdom http://t.co/TLYmGRLCEk Thu Feb 12 04:24:58 +0000 2015
What. The Fuck. http://t.co/SnODC74pe6 #academicfreedom Thu Feb 12 03:13:37 +0000 2015
Just watched the #Grammys for first time in years. Has it always been a menagerie of freaks and a stage for the tragically undermedicated? Thu Feb 12 02:02:42 +0000 2015
http://t.co/LJ0QwR5TIX Thu Feb 12 00:30:42 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day: when Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking hang out with Arthur C Clarke: http://t.co/8jqEW01PK8 #fb Wed Feb 11 23:40:14 +0000 2015
Man, midday wine is delicious! #fb Wed Feb 11 17:47:11 +0000 2015
I can’t type or read on a moving train. Gonna have my drink and sign off until I reach Ottawa. Stay classy, Ontario! #fb Wed Feb 11 17:27:06 +0000 2015
Settled in my business class train seat for a 5 hour ride. There’s a screaming toddler behind me. I wonder what meeting he’s off to. #fb Wed Feb 11 17:04:55 +0000 2015
@xabulojehoz why r u suspicious? dont trust the new operators? Wed Feb 11 15:09:54 +0000 2015
So the Pirate Bay is back, but EZTV is down. Why can’t I have nice things? #fb Wed Feb 11 14:57:27 +0000 2015
Got such a humane rejection letter from “Autism: International Journal of Research & Practice” that I’m wondering if I’m hallucinating #fb Wed Feb 11 13:54:23 +0000 2015
Am adding this to my will http://t.co/gP4uDOmYjb Wed Feb 11 06:16:37 +0000 2015
youtube logic http://t.co/8eBBgoY17j Wed Feb 11 06:15:08 +0000 2015
Student just said can’t come to office hours this week, so instead will just drop in sometime during Reading Week. Yeah good luck with that. Tue Feb 10 20:41:40 +0000 2015
If you’re going to kill time on Google Hangout, you may as well pretend to be a hipster in Venice http://t.co/JnxSo9Be5d Tue Feb 10 20:07:40 +0000 2015
Gotta admit. This looks more like a brochure for an Indian call centre http://t.co/OqMknHIU01 Tue Feb 10 19:43:08 +0000 2015
Here I am, hosting virtual office hours on Google Hangout –wearing pants and everything!– and no one else is here. http://t.co/Tw5JF7XT29 Tue Feb 10 19:37:27 +0000 2015
Happiness is… a guest lecturer in my epidemiology class 🙂 You guys be nice to her! #fb Tue Feb 10 18:00:19 +0000 2015
I just realized that I once wrote a paper with “PP Wang.” So proud. #fb Tue Feb 10 17:50:47 +0000 2015
My interview w/ Neil Hrab has been updated with Neil’s written answers to the questions left in the Youtube comments: http://t.co/MXw3ZfGD1K Tue Feb 10 17:22:47 +0000 2015
“Obama’s Christian Right Critics Agree with Islamic State” https://t.co/KOdDja6G4D #fb Tue Feb 10 16:43:02 +0000 2015
@JustHerod I didn’t know this guy, but I knew of him: Sukh Dip (pronounced suck deep) Tue Feb 10 16:40:19 +0000 2015
“Pak Publishing Group” has a green half moon logo, editorial board with South Asian & Arab names, yet claims to be a German company #fail Tue Feb 10 16:10:34 +0000 2015
The surname “Talbot” sounds like it should belong to a robot of great height #fb Tue Feb 10 15:47:28 +0000 2015
@JustHerod I once met a Phuc Dat Tue Feb 10 15:11:02 +0000 2015
If I were Chinese, I would demand the surname “Wang” or “Ho”. For obvious reasons. #fb Tue Feb 10 15:01:18 +0000 2015
@techcyclists ha Tue Feb 10 13:16:07 +0000 2015
@javiercha yeah Austin is good. The Russo interview was with Chael Sonnen, though, not Austin Tue Feb 10 13:09:44 +0000 2015
Amazed – and a little creeped out – by fitbit’s ability to tell when I’m awake or asleep #fb Tue Feb 10 13:09:01 +0000 2015
http://t.co/1ZuhMWsUJr Tue Feb 10 12:37:54 +0000 2015
Today’s Youtube interview w/ Neil Hrab failed due to crappy wifi. Instead, here’s the backup audio podcast version! http://t.co/MXw3ZfGD1K Tue Feb 10 04:02:14 +0000 2015
Q&A With Communications Expert Neil Hrab http://t.co/7Po7z1GW8z Tue Feb 10 03:54:53 +0000 2015
@DomMenard @arlapugh arrrrgh. sorry for the technical problems. long story. might be able to salvage the recording. Tue Feb 10 01:05:24 +0000 2015
Q&A with journalist Neil Hrab: http://t.co/CGrkNa60v7 via @YouTube Mon Feb 09 22:58:45 +0000 2015
@DomMenard you can’t hear us? Good thing recording the audio Mon Feb 09 22:40:22 +0000 2015
Just arrived at Toronto Island airport. Let’s see how long it takes takes to drive 8 blocks to the royal York hotel. I’m guessing 2 hrs #fb Mon Feb 09 21:28:34 +0000 2015
I know I’m back in Toronto… People are shouting into their cell phones. Cripes, people, you don’t need to shout! #fb Mon Feb 09 21:24:52 +0000 2015
@javiercha apparently Vince Russo has a podcast Mon Feb 09 21:05:09 +0000 2015
Toronto, bitches #fb Mon Feb 09 21:04:40 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert bah Mon Feb 09 21:04:28 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert weird. Wasn’t this originally a photo of the peace tower? Twitter is playing games with me Mon Feb 09 18:58:40 +0000 2015
io9 has a thread on worst fictional scientists. Prometheus tops, further justifying my review http://t.co/MVT3WI4kQk http://t.co/xbh2MnSfZV Mon Feb 09 18:32:22 +0000 2015
Today at 5pm I’ll be interviewing communications expert Neil Hrab on Youtube, live from the Toronto Royal York hotel: http://t.co/z4wVy0Fuxr Mon Feb 09 18:13:52 +0000 2015
At the airport again, en route to Toronto. #fb Mon Feb 09 18:01:25 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert I’m pocket dialing you right now Mon Feb 09 18:00:35 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert Stop being such a clock sucker Mon Feb 09 17:57:03 +0000 2015
Zoddammit. Here I am living a low carb, gluten-free existence, and the dude next to me at the airport is slobbering over a calzone. #fb Mon Feb 09 17:56:19 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert How did you get a photo of my morning boner??? Mon Feb 09 17:55:06 +0000 2015
Just saw Peter McKay at the airport. Man, he’s aged. Then again, so have I. #fb Mon Feb 09 17:54:12 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert If I had nothing to look forward to in the morning, I’d sleep more, too Mon Feb 09 17:52:31 +0000 2015
well, back to my regular schedule http://t.co/8axplUkHkF Mon Feb 09 15:00:46 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 83 http://t.co/xb44b5UYi0 Mon Feb 09 07:15:21 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Jq4A8vDBCt Mon Feb 09 06:21:49 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Qvs43uRu44 Mon Feb 09 06:21:16 +0000 2015
I don’t know what’s going on here, but now I’m scared of rope bridges. http://t.co/GWXmFn66Z3 Mon Feb 09 05:58:04 +0000 2015
Replaced Adblock Plus with Ghostery and UBlock… Chrome is soooo much faster now. #fb Mon Feb 09 05:57:22 +0000 2015
Is there a law for why they always crouch in photos, too? http://t.co/P35k6wX84d Mon Feb 09 05:38:47 +0000 2015
No, they’d spontaneously miscarry due to the metal and gunpowder poisoning http://t.co/rp2hdvTNd5 Mon Feb 09 05:29:46 +0000 2015
Goodbye, Ad Block Plus. Your negatives finally outweighed your positives. #fb Mon Feb 09 05:02:10 +0000 2015
Oh Republicans, your humanity humbles me. http://t.co/6mrvuVVcBy Mon Feb 09 04:01:31 +0000 2015
Okay this is an asshole Right Wing tweet…. but it’s kinda funny http://t.co/qTPW7G41vk Mon Feb 09 03:57:27 +0000 2015
@McEwanInComm +/- 2% of respondents who may not actually be scientists Mon Feb 09 03:55:41 +0000 2015
I try to be fair to today’s Republicans. But they keep doubling down on the stupid. http://t.co/2VWpK99qZU Mon Feb 09 03:24:10 +0000 2015
So not only do the Wahlberg brothers have a criminal past, they also suck at math http://t.co/MBu2ulqo97 Mon Feb 09 03:06:42 +0000 2015
List of studies showing GMOs unsafe – http://t.co/BI1kcKRsYB – & its scientific rebuttal – http://t.co/m90Fem3MzF – Which is more shared? Mon Feb 09 02:54:25 +0000 2015
Who are these 2% of scientists who don’t believe in Evolution? http://t.co/RO9EdObZ66 http://t.co/jxgxyGNxra Mon Feb 09 02:47:36 +0000 2015
http://t.co/NWP1Sv64cQ Sun Feb 08 22:50:26 +0000 2015
http://t.co/3X8hiTu3YE Sun Feb 08 22:49:50 +0000 2015
http://t.co/wX1TqL3HJH Sun Feb 08 22:49:07 +0000 2015
Just booked a flight using a travel agent… and wonder why I don’t do this more often. #fb Sun Feb 08 20:49:07 +0000 2015
Dear tablet/notebook manufacturers: what’s the bloody point of making a disk physically write-protected? I’m looking at you, Asus! #fb Sun Feb 08 17:37:24 +0000 2015
@javiercha i know 🙁 Sun Feb 08 16:54:51 +0000 2015
Windows, if I’m going to spend so much time fixing you, I may as well use Linux and be considered cool. Sun Feb 08 16:48:14 +0000 2015
http://t.co/s31mkIoVXq Sun Feb 08 04:53:16 +0000 2015
Why do I watch #billmaher every week? I always feel dumber for it. #fb Sun Feb 08 03:12:48 +0000 2015
So Bill Maher spends an entire show complaining about medical science, and there isn’t a single medical scientist on his panel. #fb Sun Feb 08 03:02:28 +0000 2015
Rewatching “2010”. I do miss 1980s sci-fi visual sensibility #fb Sun Feb 08 01:47:04 +0000 2015
Leonardo da Vinci’s resume http://t.co/eKjfVSrie2 #fb Sat Feb 07 23:49:48 +0000 2015
Just Kraftwerked my entire workout and now I feel the need to instill order in my environment. Ja. Das ist gut. #fb Sat Feb 07 23:39:50 +0000 2015
Heh http://t.co/XBMPbiNEJ2 Sat Feb 07 21:39:02 +0000 2015
Students, I will be in Toronto much of next week. Thus, office hours will be held virtually via Google Hangout. Check Blackboard for details Sat Feb 07 21:38:02 +0000 2015
What I learned today: the daughter of Laura Ingalls Wilder was one of the founders of American libertarianism. #fb Sat Feb 07 20:26:55 +0000 2015
Today is the 148th birthday of Laura Ingalls Wilder. Is that why the Big Bang Theory had the Little House fanfic subplot? #fb Sat Feb 07 20:11:40 +0000 2015
Since we’re on a “math is hard” theme… http://t.co/G3aFQLa6tq Sat Feb 07 20:07:30 +0000 2015
When u’ve lots of work to do & are looking for new ways to procrastinate, crank up the Kraftwerk remixes to 11 & dance about your condo #fb Sat Feb 07 20:03:32 +0000 2015
When you must choose between sex and food…. http://t.co/fGjD3TGpXz Sat Feb 07 18:20:39 +0000 2015
This is why kids can’t do math. The system is broken. http://t.co/Gtxan9KQ9i http://t.co/pp1dry4Nsb Sat Feb 07 18:19:29 +0000 2015
@KyleRyc true. Sat Feb 07 18:18:48 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ow8vjhDL48 Sat Feb 07 17:51:53 +0000 2015
http://t.co/tTloTthw8o Sat Feb 07 17:46:38 +0000 2015
There’s a little Palpatine going on here, too http://t.co/a5vo5wlfc1 Sat Feb 07 17:45:44 +0000 2015
Fucking hipsters http://t.co/HfsotZyc2f Sat Feb 07 17:44:59 +0000 2015
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ‘Oh shit, it’s the cops’?” -some guy on the interwebs #fb Sat Feb 07 17:33:29 +0000 2015
Oh… the feels…. http://t.co/4EgZnmAHet #fb Sat Feb 07 17:29:15 +0000 2015
sigh http://t.co/kjQFCXYTof Sat Feb 07 17:23:38 +0000 2015
http://t.co/rG633dwDrg Sat Feb 07 17:22:40 +0000 2015
“Jason Aldean sounds like his dick got stuck in his sister.” -@osamabininyomom #fb Sat Feb 07 17:18:52 +0000 2015
The weather in New York City right now is like a young Britney Spears: pretty hot, kinda gross.” -some guy on twitter #fb Sat Feb 07 17:18:05 +0000 2015
“Battle for the Himalayas”: a fascinating documentary on the history of the conquest of Everest http://t.co/1begYmOPc6 #fb Sat Feb 07 17:02:39 +0000 2015
Okay, so this is real. Nice to know racist brands have evolved to be marginally less racist. http://t.co/aDkX6zqq8i Sat Feb 07 15:17:29 +0000 2015
Now read the Chinese bootleg description of “Attack of the Clones” #starwars http://t.co/uEBz4fqSMS Sat Feb 07 15:13:09 +0000 2015
Check out the description of a Chinese bootleg version of The Phantom Menace #starwars http://t.co/aiz7wK4IyY Sat Feb 07 15:11:33 +0000 2015
I think all our family picnics were held here http://t.co/CWgeU54eWQ Sat Feb 07 14:47:25 +0000 2015
Now that’s a bargain! http://t.co/6mVRgaUnqN Sat Feb 07 14:46:04 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/qaRNJ6TsVA #fb Sat Feb 07 14:32:33 +0000 2015
Fun website for visualizing which professions are most “culturally relevant” http://t.co/WaVDl0uH6v Sat Feb 07 14:20:30 +0000 2015
http://t.co/oIFyO9V3XT via @TheOnion Sat Feb 07 14:08:45 +0000 2015
Why Does DC Hate Gorillas? http://t.co/WNsWRfUNBc Sat Feb 07 03:06:46 +0000 2015
This is what actual satire looks like http://t.co/oONAezcwcF Sat Feb 07 00:57:16 +0000 2015
A sign of old age: when my only motivation for watching a beauty pageant is to hear how stupidly they answer the questions. #fb Sat Feb 07 00:46:02 +0000 2015
Twitter Tweets from 1-1-15 to 1-31-15 http://t.co/Qkkx4Tpyit Sat Feb 07 00:43:41 +0000 2015
Come on, this is some sort of milestone, no? http://t.co/mRWKkXahJJ Sat Feb 07 00:27:45 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert I stopped taking my meds. Freedom! FREEDOM! Sat Feb 07 00:19:34 +0000 2015
@BrendanNyhan NP. Are the results of your study published? If so, got a link? Thanks. Fri Feb 06 23:53:33 +0000 2015
Twitter responds to John Baird’s departure https://t.co/s5J3SEjP4y Fri Feb 06 23:51:43 +0000 2015
Unhappiness is when you have to pick up dog poop and all you have is one of those CLEAR grocery store veggie bags. Ewwwww. #fb Fri Feb 06 23:46:50 +0000 2015
“When …seeks medical guidance from, Jenny McCarthy, they have confessed to having the intellectual power of a dead tree stump.” -R Murphy Fri Feb 06 23:40:33 +0000 2015
Great interview with @BrendanNyhan about why people don’t get vaccinated, despite the evidence http://t.co/hw5nY1yWkf Fri Feb 06 23:35:00 +0000 2015
Two of my favourite topics: Katy Perry’s “left shark” and the idiocy of modern copyright laws http://t.co/qhATSOvaH0 #fb Fri Feb 06 21:32:24 +0000 2015
Happiness is when your h-index creeps up by one. #academicmatters #fb Fri Feb 06 21:29:15 +0000 2015
The problem with homemade halva is finding the strength not to eat all of it in one sitting. I failed. #fb Fri Feb 06 20:22:42 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/bhzVMk73T2 Fri Feb 06 17:19:01 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert douche wrapping Fri Feb 06 17:14:32 +0000 2015
How is this fair? http://t.co/wthOQlj0j8 Fri Feb 06 16:44:31 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert did you put on a suit just to photograph your wrist? Fri Feb 06 15:52:07 +0000 2015
Behold the power of melatonin and of having nothing scheduled for Friday morning! #fitbit http://t.co/SvFnqbQ0e0 Fri Feb 06 15:32:49 +0000 2015
Evolution http://t.co/V0EpRtSUmJ Fri Feb 06 15:13:05 +0000 2015
Inbox down to 75 and it’s 3:AM. Bed time! #fb Fri Feb 06 08:13:35 +0000 2015
Oh snap! http://t.co/LV1py8VQWs Fri Feb 06 07:34:53 +0000 2015
Back in the day, the anti-vaccination movement targeted diphtheria. I had hoped we’d moved on. http://t.co/78FBofgGrr Fri Feb 06 06:53:15 +0000 2015
Another vintage anti-vaccination cartoon http://t.co/VmnBM5J0BW Fri Feb 06 06:51:05 +0000 2015
An cartoon commenting on the anti-vaccination movement…. from the 1940s!! http://t.co/XqerNP67aA Fri Feb 06 06:46:17 +0000 2015
This is my yoga mat. Clearly, I’m a fan of downward doggy style. Time to buy a new mat. http://t.co/BEHtVTYiGe Fri Feb 06 06:27:18 +0000 2015
http://t.co/49FzFeYrQW Fri Feb 06 06:20:44 +0000 2015
There’s a reason it’s the only Coldplay song I can tolerate: because it’s ripped off from the brilliant Kraftwerk http://t.co/DYSg03wYzw #fb Fri Feb 06 05:59:55 +0000 2015
Child non-immunization map looks a lot like child mortality map #hmm #fb http://t.co/bPvhUTD4Ov Fri Feb 06 05:43:46 +0000 2015
Adult vaccination rates in the US are pretty low http://t.co/KqIk5AvGqg #fb Fri Feb 06 05:29:17 +0000 2015
Who is successful on Shark Tank? http://t.co/uKxdgpJbdc Thu Feb 05 23:38:23 +0000 2015
Parents Can’t Name Their Child ‘Nutella,’ http://t.co/0lxVbDNPaQ #fb Thu Feb 05 23:13:29 +0000 2015
AUUUUGH! http://t.co/lgl564BrBD Thu Feb 05 23:10:48 +0000 2015
“Yeah well I didn’t want to carry a fat chick anyway.” http://t.co/rexMFVm3Nb Thu Feb 05 22:49:15 +0000 2015
Is there anything sadder than homeless drifter Spider-man? http://t.co/N2T34PyWU6 Thu Feb 05 22:20:23 +0000 2015
Stop Cutting Off Your Pet Dogs’ Tails, America http://t.co/88OiTrdrHM #fb Thu Feb 05 22:18:43 +0000 2015
You know, I have less lower back pain when I swing my hips and walk like a girl. Hmm, maybe Bruce Jenner is onto something! #fb Thu Feb 05 21:22:27 +0000 2015
Every year I panic before giving the Kaplan-Meier lecture. Why does that topic traumatize me so much? #fb Thu Feb 05 20:48:15 +0000 2015
@KyleRyc of course Thu Feb 05 18:04:08 +0000 2015
I bet @KyleRyc is screaming like a little girl http://t.co/bG4xY7ZBXg Thu Feb 05 16:33:11 +0000 2015
Did Gorilla Grodd just appear in the Flash TV show? Please, Zod, say it ain’t so…. #fb Thu Feb 05 16:28:01 +0000 2015
Auuuugh! http://t.co/hiXNBUUGaD Thu Feb 05 16:05:49 +0000 2015
A warning to the TTC Leprechaun http://t.co/grOMmvtXHg Thu Feb 05 16:05:12 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/uBvbOF9lHX #fb Thu Feb 05 16:00:54 +0000 2015
Accurate reviews of “50 Shades of Grey” http://t.co/W5gRbD3oqS Thu Feb 05 16:00:14 +0000 2015
http://t.co/COOkQLQ85E Thu Feb 05 15:55:43 +0000 2015
Between Rob Ford and the TTC Leprechaun, it looks like Toronto has become the Florida of the north #fb Thu Feb 05 15:36:26 +0000 2015
@dkaykay11 Make me proud, young padawan Thu Feb 05 14:51:32 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 82 http://t.co/9gQOr2Gxbz Thu Feb 05 14:51:02 +0000 2015
@dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 colour coded. fancy. Thu Feb 05 14:43:42 +0000 2015
@dkaykay11 @Leniloo92 Lucky you! PS looks like I’ll be speaking at Western sometime in March. See you there? Thu Feb 05 14:40:22 +0000 2015
Why is Newman from Seinfeld teaching health sciences at Queens? #antivaxprof http://t.co/D2xncXf1QC Thu Feb 05 14:36:09 +0000 2015
RT @AlanaMaryR: Wow, the rate my professors site has really improved since I last looked at it in… 2007? Following the #antivaxprof story r… Thu Feb 05 14:34:25 +0000 2015
What I learned from my friend’s 4 year old daughter: earlier this week was “Brown Dog’s Day” #fb Thu Feb 05 14:04:44 +0000 2015
“The surgery was performed by Emilio Gonzalez, an alleged medical school dropout.” http://t.co/ASM2731wjn #fb Thu Feb 05 13:04:03 +0000 2015
I’m calling it now. @SpiderAnderson didnt know that his doctor was pumping him full of roids Wed Feb 04 20:59:03 +0000 2015
@1MaginAZN fancy. Wed Feb 04 19:59:12 +0000 2015
@1MaginAZN you’re at Queens now? Wed Feb 04 19:57:26 +0000 2015
Seems a prof at Queen’s is regularly teaching anti-vaccination anti-science. https://t.co/yrK9ckMl9c Wed Feb 04 13:07:00 +0000 2015
http://t.co/AkmnGfCYWm Wed Feb 04 13:00:35 +0000 2015
RT @Hilarious_Idiot: http://t.co/7r7QgjmK6k Wed Feb 04 12:52:54 +0000 2015
http://t.co/MOeDsatgWN Wed Feb 04 04:26:14 +0000 2015
http://t.co/j3psU4f3Gu Wed Feb 04 04:25:04 +0000 2015
http://t.co/hXX3itYh3F Wed Feb 04 04:17:19 +0000 2015
http://t.co/XnjNJsYnls Wed Feb 04 04:16:46 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/73fX97lFsw #fb Wed Feb 04 03:54:08 +0000 2015
@CigaretsChill dude. Do you want to start a war or what? Tue Feb 03 23:13:12 +0000 2015
Men only acknowledge the existence of 7 colours. Any more is just pointless. http://t.co/WQ7vKNOJgI Tue Feb 03 22:11:13 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert and that one a no brainer. IPhone is for dumb people and pedophiles Tue Feb 03 21:50:43 +0000 2015
I wonder what causes more outrage? Taking a side re: Israel-Palestine? Something about feminism? Obama? Or something about Windows vs Mac ? Tue Feb 03 19:52:08 +0000 2015
I’ve learned to accept that the world wants to be ignorant. The base human condition is idiocy. http://t.co/3nIXyFtgpx Tue Feb 03 19:38:14 +0000 2015
Anyone else have regular trouble connecting to the @UOttawa wifi network? Tue Feb 03 19:25:23 +0000 2015
Baird Resigns From Cabinet, Won’t Run Again. Okay so what’s the real story? http://t.co/WMSxXDvJSt #fb Tue Feb 03 17:18:13 +0000 2015
In binary, I only have 14 Facebook friends 🙁 http://t.co/9kLXDNMet4 Tue Feb 03 15:12:08 +0000 2015
http://t.co/G63wHPEF9U Tue Feb 03 15:10:29 +0000 2015
http://t.co/7FV39f1iug Tue Feb 03 15:09:56 +0000 2015
http://t.co/sPTDHaSkqA Tue Feb 03 15:06:26 +0000 2015
Stoned doggy says… http://t.co/RMjQU7WXWH Tue Feb 03 15:05:42 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ldIt8B32n3 Tue Feb 03 13:08:57 +0000 2015
http://t.co/8bIsFpAsYw Tue Feb 03 13:05:51 +0000 2015
http://t.co/rJ5AtnCyKY Tue Feb 03 13:05:30 +0000 2015
http://t.co/sUUmihPsqB Tue Feb 03 13:05:13 +0000 2015
#yoga http://t.co/EvU6DX0B03 Tue Feb 03 05:48:19 +0000 2015
#thor http://t.co/kUmKOvytUX Tue Feb 03 05:41:48 +0000 2015
http://t.co/AEn27AXjj7 Tue Feb 03 05:41:22 +0000 2015
http://t.co/C6VW1vZ6ar Tue Feb 03 05:40:54 +0000 2015
http://t.co/uSimWOVzbf Tue Feb 03 05:24:04 +0000 2015
http://t.co/bacjY9BOLb Tue Feb 03 05:23:44 +0000 2015
http://t.co/T9lKfSOIAR Tue Feb 03 05:23:27 +0000 2015
Everytime I make baba ganoush, I sing Who songs under my breath #fb Tue Feb 03 00:25:46 +0000 2015
Photobomb? More like photo-grenade! http://t.co/CoaRIxGfhT Tue Feb 03 00:20:08 +0000 2015
http://t.co/jxyOadowUt Tue Feb 03 00:11:51 +0000 2015
Way to stay on topic http://t.co/k5DeXQJfq7 Mon Feb 02 23:57:53 +0000 2015
sigh http://t.co/rPsfUKBsG6 Mon Feb 02 23:47:20 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ljsURN8Myn Mon Feb 02 23:46:41 +0000 2015
What’s the natural sleeping position? (Ignore the “protect penis from insects” bit) http://t.co/pXJ6UeXptw Mon Feb 02 23:40:57 +0000 2015
http://t.co/NrJCiRECTL Mon Feb 02 23:10:59 +0000 2015
#Winnipeg http://t.co/7rOjhvsiRJ Mon Feb 02 23:10:40 +0000 2015
So Scotland banned fracking. I suspect they thought it was a kind of extreme sport. #fb Mon Feb 02 22:24:13 +0000 2015
Drink more coffee and live longer. http://t.co/pKt1JCvvCe http://t.co/XIqtLqKpoM Mon Feb 02 19:51:44 +0000 2015
Whenever the barista speaks French to me, I assume I’m dressing marginally better that day #fb Mon Feb 02 19:25:58 +0000 2015
I’m starting to accept that an empty inbox might be an unobtainable dream #fb Mon Feb 02 18:29:02 +0000 2015
I’m really feeling it today, http://t.co/xpftsOVDLB Mon Feb 02 15:41:28 +0000 2015
@Daniel_Pillai now i kind of want to mix them Mon Feb 02 15:33:28 +0000 2015
I know I’m tired when I blindly reach into the fridge for a jar of kefir, and instead end up taking an ill-advised swig of tahina. Mon Feb 02 15:24:36 +0000 2015
Curious episode of Canadian history: the Toronto Stork Derby https://t.co/NcolwWNMUp Mon Feb 02 10:23:57 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/j4bpv0beDS #fb Mon Feb 02 09:08:54 +0000 2015
Sigh. Texas. “Texas Boy Suspended For ‘Threatening’ Classmate With The One Ring” http://t.co/SaIW4MUc8Y #fb Sun Feb 01 21:21:57 +0000 2015
How does a real man spend superbowl Sunday? Getting a pedicure, of course http://t.co/xbJsPWBbwy Sun Feb 01 20:29:11 +0000 2015
Uhh…. what? http://t.co/1KbQILnP0P Sun Feb 01 19:13:10 +0000 2015
I’ve met some people who I suspect live on this stuff http://t.co/yJcLAHpFhz Sun Feb 01 19:11:04 +0000 2015
I just cleaned my kitchen using only baby wipes. Yes, that is correct. I welcome your comments. #fb Sun Feb 01 19:05:17 +0000 2015
“These Korean meatballs are the dog’s bollocks!” -Hugh Dennis #fb Sun Feb 01 18:53:03 +0000 2015
“Parents of obese children are trying to make them less attractive to pedophiles. But it’s also harder for them to run away.” -Frankie Boyle Sun Feb 01 18:52:40 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @CBCNews Looks more like a dead professional wrestler. Name one. Any one. He looks like him. Sun Feb 01 15:56:10 +0000 2015
19 reference letters later, my inbox is under 100 again. It’s 3:30AM and I’m going to bed. #fb Sun Feb 01 08:36:46 +0000 2015
One again, my textbook is a #1 Amazon bestseller! http://t.co/Wr7o1XL0Xd http://t.co/dG686bLCks Sun Feb 01 08:19:59 +0000 2015
I want to see Nick Diaz vs Royce Gracie or John Dodson #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 06:14:58 +0000 2015
Miesha Tate should win best performance #ufc183 Sun Feb 01 06:12:32 +0000 2015
If Silva’s wheel kick had landed, we’d all be singing a different tune right now #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 06:10:23 +0000 2015
Can’t stand all these tweets from fairweather MMA fans who don’t realize that Diaz was mocking Silva’s greatest clowning moments #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:55:11 +0000 2015
Gonna pour myself a drink and settle in for the Greatest Press Conference of all time #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:51:52 +0000 2015
Anderson Silva needs to retire now. That was a nice comeback but not an elite performance. He would lose to a top 10 guy. Sadly #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:51:08 +0000 2015
RT @TommyToeHold: Oh, you thought that was the main event? No, no, no. That will be the post fight press conference. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:46:04 +0000 2015
Someone needs to produce a series of audio books in which Nick Diaz re-tells classic literature in his own words #UFC183 @joerogan Sun Feb 01 05:45:53 +0000 2015
RT @Alejandro199148: get the bleeps ready! #ufc #ufc183 #mma Sun Feb 01 05:43:53 +0000 2015
If Nick Diaz wasn’t a world class athlete, I think he might be that crazy guy outside the liquor store #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:43:37 +0000 2015
Nick Diaz is lovable in his delusion #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:41:54 +0000 2015
Nick Diaz was not being a clown. He was being a 1930s villain. He knew his role. Good guy. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:37:31 +0000 2015
I guess all that matters is that he got back in the octagon and scored a win, however boring it was #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:35:53 +0000 2015
Going to a losing decision is nonetheless a victory against Anderson Silva #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:34:11 +0000 2015
You can’t beat Nick Diaz. Even if you beat him up, in his mind he’s won #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:33:26 +0000 2015
RT @YouShouldCare: Well it’s obvious Nick could care less about a win. #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:29:30 +0000 2015
If this goes to decision it will be a disappointment #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:29:07 +0000 2015
If not for the identities of the fighters this would be a boring main event #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:28:06 +0000 2015
RT @benfowlkesMMA: I can’t tell if Nick Diaz and Anderson Silva are realizing that they hate each other, or that they’re soulmates. Sun Feb 01 05:27:07 +0000 2015
I miss the days when Silva could just knock out anyone at will #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:26:28 +0000 2015
@HuShuo ha Sun Feb 01 05:23:22 +0000 2015
Shit. Diaz is in Spider’s head #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:16:27 +0000 2015
I can’t believe what I’m seeing #UFC183 Sun Feb 01 05:10:22 +0000 2015
TripIt is an awesome app! #fb Sun Feb 01 04:48:41 +0000 2015