Twitter Tweets From 8-1-15 TO 8-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-08-01 to 2015-08-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

• Live in Ontario? Consider taking this racial profiling survey. https://t.co/8jxvJhazvg Mon Aug 31 17:22:29 +0000 2015
• #immigration #immigrationtoeurope http://t.co/UG3yNIilL6 Mon Aug 31 15:36:16 +0000 2015
• Want. (Potato dog) http://t.co/FYZGDfSLYs Mon Aug 31 05:56:22 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/g9uzSzNukK Mon Aug 31 03:08:50 +0000 2015
• Separated at Birth, part 88 http://t.co/WqlcMXrQZq Mon Aug 31 03:04:52 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/xwdouruFJ7 Mon Aug 31 02:58:57 +0000 2015
• Weird Isis camouflage uniform now makes a lot more sense http://t.co/QcH9Bpe3UW Mon Aug 31 02:28:37 +0000 2015
• What I just discovered: @realDonaldTrump is malware http://t.co/xAPp1rqNTm Mon Aug 31 02:15:21 +0000 2015
• Climate change deniers also deny the “97% of scientists agree” statistic. Here is its source, for those interested. http://t.co/zdlaEvhtf6 Mon Aug 31 02:11:36 +0000 2015
• ha http://t.co/R1mJLgeTdp Sun Aug 30 17:21:33 +0000 2015
• I put the dick in academic #fb Sat Aug 29 21:17:00 +0000 2015
• How cats end up with nine lives http://t.co/kIZ8iuUlG9 Fri Aug 28 23:31:26 +0000 2015
• @CKuziemsky if you don’t get a reply to your emails, you’ll know why 😉 Fri Aug 28 23:07:16 +0000 2015
• Is the cost of postsecondary education worth it? http://t.co/Geu8upFC3L Fri Aug 28 23:05:55 +0000 2015
• The downside of a high fibre diet is when it interferes with punctuality. As in this morning…. #uhoh #fb Fri Aug 28 12:15:31 +0000 2015
• Inbox down to 89. Can I try to sleep now? Can I? Fri Aug 28 06:11:08 +0000 2015
• #jamal http://t.co/nQPiP8yrL4 Fri Aug 28 06:10:35 +0000 2015
• Do you realize it’s been 500 days since those 200 girls in Nigeria were kidnapped???? http://t.co/bFZ851PZzD Fri Aug 28 06:06:58 +0000 2015
• Went to a 9pm hot yoga class. Thought it would make me sleepy. Instead I’m ridiculously amped up. Fri Aug 28 06:05:53 +0000 2015
• Inbox down to two digits for the first time in months!! Fri Aug 28 04:37:51 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/4BKhjUaYU6 Fri Aug 28 04:23:49 +0000 2015
• #racism http://t.co/8RjheZtXvW Fri Aug 28 02:43:49 +0000 2015
• Wow, this Jess chick is probably a serial killer http://t.co/ueIkZomde9 Fri Aug 28 00:06:10 +0000 2015
• Badass kids these days http://t.co/326yJ3g7NM Fri Aug 28 00:05:22 +0000 2015
• True story, according to Michael Caine. http://t.co/3ncDVQqTgL Fri Aug 28 00:04:12 +0000 2015
• Prepare? I don’t prepare. http://t.co/PI159SXXav Thu Aug 27 23:59:49 +0000 2015
• Straight Outta Gotham http://t.co/V7zp1gJCCA http://t.co/VALK0CsUpD Thu Aug 27 23:07:56 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/cC2iJA4Fqg Thu Aug 27 18:14:45 +0000 2015
• . @uOttawa tuition to increase http://t.co/BbWDmZRRmi Thu Aug 27 14:14:34 +0000 2015
• How I love my steamer http://t.co/qC0AHEqfaL Wed Aug 26 20:24:44 +0000 2015
• Just ordered a foot massager from Amazon. I’ll let you know how it works out… http://t.co/KZFQOgC0yZ Wed Aug 26 16:42:57 +0000 2015
• Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/LyDdA24jcH http://t.co/mPo1u18qpQ Wed Aug 26 16:17:17 +0000 2015
• Redshirts http://t.co/IhJXUsZWPm Wed Aug 26 15:06:49 +0000 2015
• Free ebook: “How to Succeed at University (and Get a Great Job!)” http://t.co/Jwvicr81bi Wed Aug 26 14:13:47 +0000 2015
• Deleted scenes from Seinfeld. Some of these are hilarious. https://t.co/ZbhA9o7QXP Wed Aug 26 14:12:28 +0000 2015
• ‘Sociopath’ neurosurgeon accused of intentionally botching operations http://t.co/d8NcyPhmIT Wed Aug 26 12:59:13 +0000 2015
• Straight Outta Gotham https://t.co/sbyR0tSrUx Tue Aug 25 21:37:00 +0000 2015
• What I learned today… the late Yvonne Craig, who played Batgirl, was also a green chick on Star Trek! http://t.co/r6CDIwYKj3 Tue Aug 25 20:56:15 +0000 2015
• Hmm a @RondaRousey porn parody… http://t.co/jUlp5Es22f Tue Aug 25 20:54:39 +0000 2015
• Stupider people visit sports websites more often http://t.co/snSdR44cGF Tue Aug 25 19:24:34 +0000 2015
• Wait… there are actually educated people who think that Mars will be as big as the Moon in our night sky this week? #educationfail Tue Aug 25 18:48:16 +0000 2015
• And I’ll be redundant if I want! http://t.co/6iN5tlMaHF Tue Aug 25 18:41:02 +0000 2015
• “What you want in a pancake is for it to have the consistence of young human flesh.” -Jerry Seinfeld Tue Aug 25 17:39:14 +0000 2015
• If you still need a reason, here are 10 Reasons to Vote for Anyone but @pmharper http://t.co/nkNkeKyQHd Tue Aug 25 16:28:42 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/jPSy0Rc1R3 Tue Aug 25 02:59:16 +0000 2015
• “You gotta hand it to blind hookers.” Tue Aug 25 02:35:41 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/2p85OBxOkx Tue Aug 25 02:26:52 +0000 2015
• My h-index went up today. It’s sad when this is something to celebrate. Tue Aug 25 01:47:25 +0000 2015
• “I didn’t know whether to buy the child a toy or a pet. So I compromised and bought him a rattlesnake.” -Milton Jones Tue Aug 25 01:45:39 +0000 2015
• “I was walking the other day, and someone threw some shampoo at me Turns out it was real poo.” -Milton Jones Tue Aug 25 01:45:00 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/0DTCJ9Rxjh Tue Aug 25 00:57:31 +0000 2015
• Nailed it http://t.co/skTrOqrskO Tue Aug 25 00:54:22 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/1oWsS66p5s Mon Aug 24 21:08:28 +0000 2015
• Lettuce is a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to table. https://t.co/xuFeF3vurT Mon Aug 24 21:03:37 +0000 2015
• You had one job… http://t.co/PWSw1OD7a7 Mon Aug 24 20:47:45 +0000 2015
• Nailed it http://t.co/gx8wNgkchD Mon Aug 24 20:43:37 +0000 2015
• Peter Porker http://t.co/ZWi6OZ9as6 Mon Aug 24 20:38:30 +0000 2015
• Dogulus goes to Conroy Pit: http://t.co/DqJkBC20Bn via @YouTube Mon Aug 24 20:12:32 +0000 2015
• Apparently, in 1950, a spaceship was launched from this spot, containing a single alien brain http://t.co/xebS3D9MFv Mon Aug 24 20:06:27 +0000 2015
• “It’s difficult, isn’t it, when you’re in a Mosque and everyone’s praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.” -Milton Jones Mon Aug 24 16:20:17 +0000 2015
• “I’ve got a bit of Scottish Blood… On my kitchen knife!!” -Milton Jones Mon Aug 24 16:15:01 +0000 2015
• “About a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back with lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.” -Milton Jones Mon Aug 24 16:13:58 +0000 2015
• “If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.” -Milton Jones Mon Aug 24 16:12:40 +0000 2015
• “Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.” -Milton Jones Mon Aug 24 16:01:03 +0000 2015
• Interview with my buddy @OphiraG about cancer and the WHO http://t.co/voKKLbyhMZ Mon Aug 24 13:16:09 +0000 2015
• This is apparently in the Grand Market at Carifesta 2015 in Haiti http://t.co/4rWwfMxJno Sun Aug 23 20:55:55 +0000 2015
• What do you call a group of roosters? A bukake? #fb Sat Aug 22 14:01:57 +0000 2015
• “Before this, I ran an all-women’s theater company—everyone was vice-president.” -Liz Lemon Sat Aug 22 12:54:19 +0000 2015
• “Lemon, I cannot go to another business school reunion and sit at the non-CEO table with the women and nice men.” -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Sat Aug 22 12:49:27 +0000 2015
• I once got “I’ll clean your clock” and “I’ll kick your ass” confused, and ending up threatening someone with, “I’ll clean your ass!” Sat Aug 22 12:08:33 +0000 2015
• Alien crab on Mars http://t.co/k66YkTGPtO Fri Aug 21 22:09:02 +0000 2015
• Dragging my feet re: going to the gym. Just realized already had a complete workout this morn! Clearly, exercise is NOT good for the memory. Fri Aug 21 17:55:46 +0000 2015
• Costa Rica Is Shutting Down All Zoos And Freeing Every Animal In Captivity http://t.co/vundddVv40 Fri Aug 21 17:51:25 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/VweeTWqB9y Fri Aug 21 17:31:09 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/NuY49H8QXn Fri Aug 21 16:46:32 +0000 2015
• I don’t know what’s going on here http://t.co/H5EwrmUzYH Fri Aug 21 16:45:15 +0000 2015
• Remember this War Amps commercial from the 80s? Still creeps me out. https://t.co/1ENar3TZjS Fri Aug 21 11:53:49 +0000 2015
• my back hurts just watching this https://t.co/1ZN0M4NWCJ Fri Aug 21 11:49:55 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day: a baby monkey taking a bath http://t.co/D1tIWmdkFn Fri Aug 21 11:27:08 +0000 2015
• Check our promotional video for the @RISSIJHS journal! https://t.co/fqxRKuKFCf Fri Aug 21 01:20:46 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert it’s produced by Mark Burnett Fri Aug 21 01:07:55 +0000 2015
• And so the court cases begin. I have faith in our legal system. Time to see if it has been misplaced… http://t.co/ygxXm9XIaW #billc24 Thu Aug 20 19:42:07 +0000 2015
• The email I look forward to the most: “A royalty payment has been made to your account.” Thu Aug 20 19:08:05 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert @Braggzilla If this were prison, I’d be negotiating down to an open face sandwich Thu Aug 20 18:58:22 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert @Braggzilla I’m NOT the middle Thu Aug 20 18:54:37 +0000 2015
• Look at these amazing wrestling costumes! #LuchaUnderground http://t.co/WPvKndzOLj Thu Aug 20 18:40:46 +0000 2015
• just watched my first episode of Lucha Underground. Wow! What production quality! https://t.co/nOCerFEscl Thu Aug 20 18:29:57 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/o9YHiA3fT2 Thu Aug 20 15:54:09 +0000 2015
• So true. Why is Chrome such a memory hog? http://t.co/rVtjv4QuxC Thu Aug 20 13:34:47 +0000 2015
• Got this side project to try to lower my resting heart rate. Seems to have plateaued at 67 bpm. http://t.co/ycCTpDr5XF Thu Aug 20 13:33:01 +0000 2015
• Just re-watched Macho Man vs Ricky Steamboat at Wrestlemania III. Good times. Wed Aug 19 21:12:58 +0000 2015
• @maggielwood oh that was no error. It’s lunch time Wed Aug 19 16:56:05 +0000 2015
• @maggielwood selfies ate coming Wed Aug 19 16:53:50 +0000 2015
• @bumblebrie mph programs are cash grabs. Everyone knows this. Wed Aug 19 16:49:42 +0000 2015
• Torn quad. Backlogged work. Now spending the say waiting in line to get new licence plate sticker. #fb Wed Aug 19 16:49:09 +0000 2015
• Courtoom dogs make testifying less traumatic http://t.co/J9AZAOLDm6 Wed Aug 19 15:36:17 +0000 2015
• Finally, free transportation for nerds! “Romanian City Gives Free Bus Rides To Passengers Who Read Books Inside” http://t.co/etkzuCikXw Wed Aug 19 15:34:07 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/8RVcdi7EGG Wed Aug 19 14:35:16 +0000 2015
• Imma just leave this here http://t.co/WEvymziPZZ Wed Aug 19 11:34:43 +0000 2015
• “With my fecalist in jail, I can eat whatever I want today.” -Jenna, 30 Rock Wed Aug 19 11:25:30 +0000 2015
• Increasingly, the West is becoming a society of infants… http://t.co/eGGfCFMDBJ Wed Aug 19 00:00:17 +0000 2015
• Impressive driving skills http://t.co/1khkNCaoM7 Tue Aug 18 23:32:56 +0000 2015
• So many expensive MPH programs in North America. Check out this one in India: $3K per year! https://t.co/DQCyorINNV http://t.co/RF5rZiEGgN Tue Aug 18 22:44:10 +0000 2015
• And I tore a quad muscle playing squash http://t.co/Yopz1yUo8a Tue Aug 18 21:24:47 +0000 2015
• Don’t ask. Just…. don’t ask. http://t.co/ky1v5TDnNI Tue Aug 18 21:23:55 +0000 2015
• What could possibly go wrong here? http://t.co/KZPalrcr91 Tue Aug 18 21:23:03 +0000 2015
• #eminem http://t.co/6E1wLIZZgw Tue Aug 18 20:55:54 +0000 2015
• This is how a gorilla reminds you who’s boss https://t.co/pBpigYUkCk Tue Aug 18 20:54:12 +0000 2015
• I just added ‘Using Population Health Indicators for Global Health and Development ‘ to @academia! https://t.co/O5VF6eI2DY Tue Aug 18 16:28:13 +0000 2015
• I just uploaded ‘Recent trends in reproductive tourism and international surrogacy: ethical cons…’ to @academia! https://t.co/wuyJ6cRbr7 Tue Aug 18 16:25:41 +0000 2015
• My latest paper: “Recent trends in reproductive tourism and international surrogacy” http://t.co/n3kWdvfZyV Tue Aug 18 07:30:32 +0000 2015
• Gave @GhayathJanoudi ​ a chance at squash retribution. Instead, it seems I’ve torn a quad. I’ll be limping about for the next few weeks. Tue Aug 18 07:29:50 +0000 2015
• Disturbing story of academic freedom under fire in Canada @JBerdahl http://t.co/ESUkZyoPGH Mon Aug 17 23:11:33 +0000 2015
• Separated at Birth, part 87 http://t.co/YMhaWhLv72 http://t.co/nAokrmsdEU Mon Aug 17 18:18:31 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/DAauKlivBD Mon Aug 17 18:13:17 +0000 2015
• If you live in Toronto, go see a free screening of The Darjeeling Limited at @HarbourfrontTO Aug 19 http://t.co/3YuHrGVZf9 Mon Aug 17 18:09:04 +0000 2015
• Proud of my buddy @OphiraG http://t.co/uSi29Prl4e Mon Aug 17 16:18:16 +0000 2015
• Booooooo! The guy who dressed up as Batman to visit sick kids is killed when his Batmobile broke down 🙁 http://t.co/g6MXgbX2WB Mon Aug 17 15:17:07 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/Gy4e0iAltK Mon Aug 17 13:58:01 +0000 2015
• Of top 10 universities in the world, 8 are in USA, 2 are in UK. http://t.co/CUzmaZBegO Mon Aug 17 13:54:26 +0000 2015
• “I once French-kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old.” -Liz Lemon, 30 Rock Mon Aug 17 10:51:52 +0000 2015
• “Is Kenneth your therapist? He can’t handle that. Look at his head shape. He has no brainpan!” -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Mon Aug 17 10:00:31 +0000 2015
• “My generation never votes. It interferes with talking about ourselves all the time.” – Jonathan, 30 Rock #fb Mon Aug 17 02:57:55 +0000 2015
• The Closing of the Canadian Mind http://t.co/rzMtIZmRpM Sun Aug 16 23:21:44 +0000 2015
• “Why are you so happy? Are you soaking your tampons in vodka again?” #fb Sun Aug 16 19:32:27 +0000 2015
• “I can’t change. I’m like a chameleon: always a lizard.” – Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock #fb Sun Aug 16 18:53:53 +0000 2015
• @maggielwood who would have guessed Sun Aug 16 14:52:38 +0000 2015
• 42 years ago today, The Ramones played CBGB for the first time. #fb Sun Aug 16 14:27:29 +0000 2015
• soooooo humid. Sun Aug 16 01:21:59 +0000 2015
• When I was a kid, we got excited by the back-to-school specials on erasers and Trapper Keepers. But kids these days.. http://t.co/jgCLzugSq5 Sat Aug 15 16:07:57 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/kZSxvQGQyO Sat Aug 15 15:16:57 +0000 2015
• mind = blown http://t.co/HP2yI9Hugy Sat Aug 15 14:43:24 +0000 2015
• “Know what I did this morning? I assisted in the birth of a foal. They named it Jack. And it was delicious.” -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Sat Aug 15 14:12:38 +0000 2015
• “I’m 50. To put it into perspective, that’s 32 for ladies.” -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock #fb Sat Aug 15 03:30:17 +0000 2015
• Universities publicly calling for global programs, but privately cutting funding for such. Tired of the doublespeak. http://t.co/hJQXJ2fHks Fri Aug 14 21:03:09 +0000 2015
• #seemslegit http://t.co/0jEIM7GPFk Fri Aug 14 20:58:24 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/S2Id5PTV46 Fri Aug 14 20:57:25 +0000 2015
• The Teletubbies perform “I Fink U Freeky” by Die Antwoord https://t.co/vLdigxbp8Q Fri Aug 14 20:47:22 +0000 2015
• “I want to go to there.” Fri Aug 14 16:46:28 +0000 2015
• Grilling burgers on the roof… Will I beat the rain? #fb Fri Aug 14 16:26:06 +0000 2015
• @maggielwood http://t.co/nG9G2RbPhp Fri Aug 14 11:29:13 +0000 2015
• Incredible pic of far side of moon & Earth in background, taken from Deep Space Climate Observatory in solar orbit http://t.co/ME1DQk7AFv Fri Aug 14 11:21:29 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert and that’s not tea, you perverted bastard Fri Aug 14 10:43:15 +0000 2015
• @jpli18 nope. parked there for 30 min Fri Aug 14 10:42:41 +0000 2015
• Gore 2016? http://t.co/EzSZcmhVLJ #fb Fri Aug 14 01:36:50 +0000 2015
• Off to Chez @DavidBilbert . He’d better be wearing pants. One of us needs to be. Thu Aug 13 22:29:59 +0000 2015
• “Rich 50 is middle class 38.” -Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Thu Aug 13 21:32:21 +0000 2015
• Totally parked legally. Spot expires at 4pm, $60 ticket at 3:30pm. @uOttawa parking police are about to get an earful http://t.co/vHuhr2Qmc2 Thu Aug 13 21:02:53 +0000 2015
• “After years of inbreeding, the pigs are getting violent; and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.” -Kenneth the Page, 30 Rock Thu Aug 13 19:52:18 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert someone knows the references way too well Thu Aug 13 18:56:26 +0000 2015
• “Toronto is just like New York… without all the stuff.” Thu Aug 13 18:54:15 +0000 2015
• Election polling is very flawed, BTW http://t.co/UBVfpbeRxk Thu Aug 13 16:56:28 +0000 2015
• Want to encourage student science literacy? Consider donating to the @RISSIJHS http://t.co/OsDvRYSEqX Thu Aug 13 14:55:10 +0000 2015
• “I think adoption is a wonderful thing. Three of my nine siblings were adopted. And someday I’m going to find them.” -Kenneth from 30 Rock Thu Aug 13 14:51:45 +0000 2015
• The day after my birthday, I pull a back muscle running up the stairs. To quote P.E. Trudeau: “Getting old is…. no fun.” Thu Aug 13 13:44:53 +0000 2015
• @JustHerod thanks, He-Rod Thu Aug 13 13:19:44 +0000 2015
• What does the fox say? http://t.co/CPcHOF3Hfl Thu Aug 13 12:34:28 +0000 2015
• “Autocorrect is my worst enema” Thu Aug 13 12:26:11 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/3EjmtCUhJi Thu Aug 13 12:25:22 +0000 2015
• The basic problem is there’s no such thing as “an introvert” or “an extrovert” in science. http://t.co/UtVpiiQZ22 Thu Aug 13 11:27:08 +0000 2015
• @CKuziemsky thanks! Thu Aug 13 02:21:01 +0000 2015
• Of all the shrooms, mush is my favourite Wed Aug 12 22:51:38 +0000 2015
• Why I will not celebrate Obama’s legacy https://t.co/bCSNzlgYsu #fb Wed Aug 12 18:09:40 +0000 2015
• Nice of Ottawa to label the rape bus http://t.co/jRPFz4P4io Wed Aug 12 16:56:08 +0000 2015
• Every year on my birthday, the heavens celebrate my birth. You know it’s true. http://t.co/UDyAIw6qyx Wed Aug 12 05:54:42 +0000 2015
• Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/zpFYQyfpYe http://t.co/13vkj3KYVg Wed Aug 12 05:26:57 +0000 2015
• Twitter Tweets from 7-1-15 to 7-31-15 http://t.co/p0GyQIeT7t Wed Aug 12 05:18:21 +0000 2015
• Just found this spider on the roof of my condo. It’s the size of a quarter. http://t.co/swIKm2fVfu Wed Aug 12 03:00:54 +0000 2015
• How to use a self injecting insulin device: http://t.co/oV8bw07cRV via @YouTube Wed Aug 12 02:39:33 +0000 2015
• How I hate being incorporated. So many bloody forms to fill out every year. Tue Aug 11 23:01:21 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/tychacLnmR Tue Aug 11 23:00:58 +0000 2015
• #want http://t.co/63v3T3R0Iu Tue Aug 11 22:14:42 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/VkLKOxMXql Tue Aug 11 22:04:08 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day: USA age distribution from 1930 to present http://t.co/nufFsW9PN3 Tue Aug 11 20:48:01 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert ok Tue Aug 11 18:33:44 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert time? can we bring Booby? (It’s okay to say no.) Tue Aug 11 18:26:02 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert better. I’d accept Baron, Viscount and Duchess, as well. Tue Aug 11 16:34:41 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert Good. We still on for Thursday? Tue Aug 11 16:32:18 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert You’re not a real Lord. I’m a real Lord. Tue Aug 11 16:26:38 +0000 2015
• University students should be aware that there is a race on to capture the enormous international student windfall http://t.co/m2CwIcCNXy Tue Aug 11 16:18:51 +0000 2015
• 3 Things to Know About Earning a Bachelor’s Degree in Canada http://t.co/MfphJNCxml Tue Aug 11 16:18:01 +0000 2015
• I’m told that apparently I used to have a jawline. Tue Aug 11 16:16:32 +0000 2015
• Dear Ottawa drivers: the 4-way stop sign is not the great mystery you seem to think it is. Tue Aug 11 16:16:05 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/Lc7ty0WmiD Mon Aug 10 22:23:28 +0000 2015
• An Ancient Monolith Has Been Discovered in the Mediterranean Sea http://t.co/x55r5Q7rWl Mon Aug 10 21:51:48 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/rJAgf4iOnW Mon Aug 10 21:26:28 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/iq9I8tPToe Mon Aug 10 21:25:17 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/AB5G9K0MAg Mon Aug 10 21:24:04 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/RztvHMBlF2 Mon Aug 10 21:23:43 +0000 2015
• University gender gap is a real thing in Canada, too. This is a serious concern. http://t.co/gSDRYoURGO Mon Aug 10 21:17:12 +0000 2015
• UBC is looking for yet ANOTHER president. http://t.co/D9PTSkLdk3 Mon Aug 10 21:15:31 +0000 2015
• There ought to be an Asian porn star named Will Hung Mon Aug 10 21:08:49 +0000 2015
• I’m trying to imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger singing “Welcome to the Jungle” and it sounds like Cookie Monster #fb Mon Aug 10 15:26:26 +0000 2015
• Note to self: don’t take a fibre supplement the night before a long car ride. Mon Aug 10 13:19:49 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/hsuWqhabKC Mon Aug 10 13:19:31 +0000 2015
• @KyleRyc @JustHerod @jrausseo @OttawaCitizen @jonathanmcleod I totally agree – bike helmets add little Mon Aug 10 12:35:02 +0000 2015
• Blake tries and fails to do pull ups: http://t.co/EkyAay3TFJ via @YouTube Sun Aug 09 03:45:25 +0000 2015
• Conan The Barbarian: The Musical https://t.co/cH8QV7Lq7j Sat Aug 08 04:10:28 +0000 2015
• “Donald Trump at a presidential debate is ‘like Flavor Flav winning a spelling bee’” -DL Hughley Fri Aug 07 14:44:39 +0000 2015
• 12 Invisible Things You May Have Missed At The Canadian Leaders Debate http://t.co/NY2ehhzkzQ via @BuzzFeedCanada Fri Aug 07 14:38:31 +0000 2015
• Odd neoliberal argument that government subsidies are the cause of rising tuition costs http://t.co/5FY3fr4TfD Fri Aug 07 14:19:58 +0000 2015
• More on that U of T homeopathy course… the instructor’s husband, a Dean, resigns http://t.co/sSiSN1Fxp7 Fri Aug 07 14:18:50 +0000 2015
• I’ve actually seen a reduction in how serious universities treat plagiarism. http://t.co/MNTEle1zkN Fri Aug 07 14:18:14 +0000 2015
• . @ElizabethMay having to explain the Parliamentary process during #macdebate reminds me of this blog post from 2008: http://t.co/88OVuKTdRr Fri Aug 07 13:05:46 +0000 2015
• #GOPDebate topics: 1) express your anti-abortion bonafides 2) who will you invade 3) talk about Jesus. Way to break stereotypes, guys. Fri Aug 07 12:31:54 +0000 2015
• I wonder if Megyn Kelly was included so the #GOPDebate wouldn’t be a complete sausage party Fri Aug 07 12:30:10 +0000 2015
• My take on the #GOPDebate – Christie was the most informed, Rubio the most rational, Carson the most forgettable, Trump the most memorable. Fri Aug 07 12:25:16 +0000 2015
• RT @JackeeHarry: I’m turning off the #GOPDebate, so I’ll just leave this here.. http://t.co/MOA3vxg5w6 Fri Aug 07 11:51:00 +0000 2015
• Finally watching the GOP debate from last night. What a joke. Fri Aug 07 11:45:19 +0000 2015
• Tapeworms may be good for your brain http://t.co/lSILlN9xQI Fri Aug 07 02:55:15 +0000 2015
• @Audrey_Giles I covered that, as well. Trudeau. It’s like you’re not hanging on my every tweet! Fri Aug 07 02:41:19 +0000 2015
• @Audrey_Giles clearly you missed my screed on Harper’s and Trudeau’s hair styles Fri Aug 07 02:39:43 +0000 2015
• Trudeau’s sophomoric delivery makes me very uncomfortable #macdebate Fri Aug 07 02:00:22 +0000 2015
• RT @SandraChiovitti: And now for a poetic reading by Justin Trudeau. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:59:35 +0000 2015
• Finally, Trudeau mentions his father. Dude, that’s your biggest card. Play it. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:58:56 +0000 2015
• What I came away with…. Elizabeth May is the most Prime Ministerial among this sad menagerie #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:57:11 +0000 2015
• Harper wins by not taking any serious blows. Sad that that is the metric for success. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:55:48 +0000 2015
• Congrats @MacleansMag ….putting the debate on Youtube was a perfect democratic move #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:53:27 +0000 2015
• Harper only shows passion when talking about Israel. Very telling. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:52:04 +0000 2015
• If Canada is admired, it’s despite you, Mr Harper, not because of you #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:50:50 +0000 2015
• @jason_metcalfe @JustinTrudeau prehensile penis? Fri Aug 07 01:48:50 +0000 2015
• RT @ShawnConn: Harper still anti-Islamic fear-mongering. May calling him on his bs, beautifully. She’s done more homework than any of them.… Fri Aug 07 01:48:27 +0000 2015
• RT @nicolemtom: Elizabeth May letting everyone know the truth about C-51, secret police powers and no accountability #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:48:15 +0000 2015
• RT @DelSuze: Can I please vote for some hybrid version of @ElizabethMay and @ThomasMulcair ?? #macdebate #leadersplicing #yesijustmadeasci… Fri Aug 07 01:48:08 +0000 2015
• @Haidermys ha! Fri Aug 07 01:47:26 +0000 2015
• RT @JeffClark1969: Mr. Harper uses codewords to explain his use of codewords. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:47:09 +0000 2015
• RT @JonnKmech: #nobodybelievesyou on supporting Muslims, Harper. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:47:04 +0000 2015
• RT @dom_aud: I’m glad Mulcair is pointing out Harper’s islamophobic rhetoric. #cdnpoli #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:46:58 +0000 2015
• RT @manishaaa_d: I think the #macdebate just shows that Elizabeth May should be included on every debate panel. Fri Aug 07 01:46:53 +0000 2015
• RT @JdMorrison98: @ThomasMulcair @NDP_HQ Thank-you. Yes #BillC51 is a threat to Canadians and I am proud that you will put an end to it. #m… Fri Aug 07 01:46:48 +0000 2015
• sadly, Harper’s racism wins votes #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:46:10 +0000 2015
• “The NDP will repeal Bill C51” Finally! #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:45:06 +0000 2015
• RT @MetroFletch: “The Liberal Party has been very clear,” Trudeau says, before launching into an incomprehensible string of sentences. #mac… Fri Aug 07 01:42:11 +0000 2015
• @iris_robin that shit has ALWAYS annoyed me Fri Aug 07 01:41:52 +0000 2015
• RT @iris_robin: It really does irk me when they say “Canadians” as if there is anything even close to a consensus on anything. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:41:38 +0000 2015
• Translating Trudeau: “The Liberal party is whatever is most popular to whomever we are speaking to at the time” #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:41:01 +0000 2015
• RT @MetroRyan: I suspect people will decide who won this debate base on who they supported going in. #macdebate #elxn42 Fri Aug 07 01:39:22 +0000 2015
• The present conversation reminds me of this http://t.co/gImQtgI3rv #youforgotPoland #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:37:35 +0000 2015
• ISIS is not the greatest threat to our security. Climate change is. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:36:23 +0000 2015
• RT @DigitalDuckSoup: Paul Wells needs to be more of a moderator and less on an interviewer. #cdnpoli #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:35:45 +0000 2015
• “Fight them over there rather than here” is just bloody nonsense #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:35:03 +0000 2015
• I’m pretty sure hundreds of missing Aboriginal women weren’t kidnapped by ISIS or foreign terrorists #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:34:03 +0000 2015
• @carolesaab yeah, let’s plan our wars years in advance Fri Aug 07 01:32:09 +0000 2015
• I’d like to see Hilary Clinton as President and Elizabeth May as PM, just to see the matching pant suits on display at summits #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:31:17 +0000 2015
• “A lot of whores that we are seeing…” Oh HORRORS, not whores. My bad. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:29:47 +0000 2015
• I think Mulcair’s handlers told him during the break not to look into the camera. Good call. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:23:31 +0000 2015
• Open up the Constitution? Oh no, Ms May, no no no. That will not do. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:22:17 +0000 2015
• @emieyl nope Fri Aug 07 01:20:25 +0000 2015
• This is Mulcair now #macdebate http://t.co/j5XHReaGu6 Fri Aug 07 01:19:51 +0000 2015
• Interesting how the short ones are elevated so that everyone appears to be the same height #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:18:27 +0000 2015
• @library_cait https://t.co/aQTuf7mSEG Fri Aug 07 01:16:26 +0000 2015
• Is Trudeau the only one who knows how to select a suit that fits properly? #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:15:35 +0000 2015
• RT @maxseunik: @PMharper “My role is not to apologize for the bad actions of others” – Actually, that’s exactly a leader’s role. #macdebate… Fri Aug 07 01:14:21 +0000 2015
• Steve Paiken would have slapped all these petulant fools by now #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:13:01 +0000 2015
• RT @gmacofglebe: TSN Turning Point? “You want a number, you WANT a number???” #Trudeau #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:10:47 +0000 2015
• Between #MulGlare and Harper’s helmet head, I feel like someone drugged my coffee #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:08:44 +0000 2015
• RT @Doutchie: Merci Elizabeth May. Elle nous ramène aux vraies choses. #macdebate #elxn42 Fri Aug 07 01:07:53 +0000 2015
• RT @TamarAtik: “Isn’t it ironic that this segment was supposed to be about democratic institutions,” May says. #macdebate #elxn42 Fri Aug 07 01:07:42 +0000 2015
• Come on… Bill C24? Bill C51? Enough with this separatism nonsense #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:06:28 +0000 2015
• ha. well phrased. https://t.co/N0uWLHQwUE Fri Aug 07 01:04:36 +0000 2015
• Crap. Bulldog Mulcair is making an appearance. Not good. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:04:04 +0000 2015
• Whoa….. 9 is a nice answer. Well done, @JustinTrudeau #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:03:41 +0000 2015
• Mulcair not answering that direct question #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:03:00 +0000 2015
• With my bad back, I can’t get over that everyone has to remain standing. Ouch. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 01:01:17 +0000 2015
• Sad that May has to explain that we elect a Parliament, not a Prime Minister #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:59:53 +0000 2015
• @xluluuu https://t.co/NMamHfPbNo Fri Aug 07 00:59:25 +0000 2015
• RT @drivandalism: Let’s just face the fact that most pundits don’t feel these events the same way as ordinary voters. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:58:47 +0000 2015
• RT @rmfaris: Why oh why is there a panel in the mid of the debate? Why oh why is the first question who is winning? #macdebate #elxn42 #cdn… Fri Aug 07 00:57:58 +0000 2015
• RT @Kathranan: @JustinTrudeau stop attacking all opponents. Learn something from @ElizabethMay. Tag team with @ThomasMulcair to get Harper … Fri Aug 07 00:57:45 +0000 2015
• Dear MacLeans, your Facebook poll is not scientific. Please don’t put much weight on it. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:56:10 +0000 2015
• Harper has a ridiculous haircut. Trudeau’s hair is individually numbered and labelled. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:54:17 +0000 2015
• “Let’s be clear… I’m going to lie to you now…” #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:52:29 +0000 2015
• I hate it when the NDP and Greenies go after each other. Harper is the enemy! Focus, people! #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:49:59 +0000 2015
• Yeah! Way to link environmentalism to economic strength, Ms May! #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:48:58 +0000 2015
• RT @sladurantaye: It’s great how we all took courses in psychological profiling/body language analysis before live tweeting this debate. #m… Fri Aug 07 00:47:41 +0000 2015
• Nice. Harper defends Mulcair? I miss the days of just two debaters #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:47:19 +0000 2015
• Glad to see Mulcair is well medicated for tonight #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:46:26 +0000 2015
• sing it, Mulcair! Harper’s belligerent approach is the essence of his failure. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:45:00 +0000 2015
• @jaarlos #mulglare Fri Aug 07 00:43:49 +0000 2015
• RT @MetroFletch: On greenhouse gases, May is right, Harper is wrong, according to the government’s own numbers. #elxn42 #macdebate http://t… Fri Aug 07 00:43:29 +0000 2015
• RT @MargaretsBelly: Justin sounds like he’s about to cry #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:42:57 +0000 2015
• I wonder if the #macdebate will touch on bill C24 Fri Aug 07 00:42:15 +0000 2015
• RT @ShawnConn: The Harper of 2008 keeps being thrown in Harper 2015’s face. Such a lying hypocrite #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:41:28 +0000 2015
• RT @COALM: Ontario going coal free is the reason for ghg reductions. Not Harper in Ottawa. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:41:03 +0000 2015
• @macdonald_erika what a horrible image to be stuck on! Fri Aug 07 00:40:52 +0000 2015
• Stop calling him “Mr Prime Minister”, other candidates. It doesn’t help your cause. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:39:52 +0000 2015
• RT @David_Moscrop: Hearing Elizabeth May laugh off screen is my favourite part of this debate. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:39:01 +0000 2015
• Harper cites those same cherry picked greenhouse gas stats that every conservative climate change apologist clings to #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:38:21 +0000 2015
• Trudeau sounds like a passionate undergraduate. Mulcair is the seasoned statesman, and May his pitbull #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:36:03 +0000 2015
• My take so far: Harper plays to his delusional base. Trudeau light on substance. Mulcair relaxed & confident. May came to scrap. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:34:42 +0000 2015
• “I’ve had many conversations with President Obama.” I wonder who else will namecheck foreign leaders. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:32:23 +0000 2015
• “Mr Harper, you’ve been Prime Minister for a decade….” Ouch, that realization really hurt. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:31:27 +0000 2015
• @OwenKavanagh91 it makes me feel weird in my swimsuit area Fri Aug 07 00:28:26 +0000 2015
• So that’s what became of Gord Martineau! #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:27:21 +0000 2015
• May plays the fear of China card. Dislike. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:27:03 +0000 2015
• Best voice: Mulcair. Best suit: Trudeau. Best points: May. Best…. I don’t know… smirk? Harper. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:25:32 +0000 2015
• “You’re not denying that we’re in a recession? That’s good.” Mulcair schools Harper. Epic. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:24:07 +0000 2015
• @mikepop2 @JustinTrudeau is it parted on the reich? Fri Aug 07 00:23:20 +0000 2015
• @nsophia_y I think he’s asking for pernission Fri Aug 07 00:23:02 +0000 2015
• “That’s because of the decades of surpluses” Heh heh. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:22:30 +0000 2015
• @BryndisWhitson what words are you drinking on? Fri Aug 07 00:21:52 +0000 2015
• RT @Velvetpage: #macdebate I want Tom Mulcair to give Elizabeth May a cabinet position in an #NDP gov’t. She’s awesome. Fri Aug 07 00:21:19 +0000 2015
• RT @dylanxpowell: Is this what Mulcair is going for? #MacDebate http://t.co/LpaJ36DdjS Fri Aug 07 00:18:56 +0000 2015
• “Army of carpenters” is an attractive rallying cry #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:18:18 +0000 2015
• @MapleAnglican @ElizabethMay I like that she doesn’t. The others creep me out ith their direct camera gazes #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:17:37 +0000 2015
• Yeah, @ElizabethMay sounds Prime Ministerial #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:16:15 +0000 2015
• Mulcair has a sexy radio voice #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:14:45 +0000 2015
• RT @SLee_OT: Criticism of all leaders in this debate: You don’t have to make all your points in the first few minutes. #macdebate #elxn42 Fri Aug 07 00:13:57 +0000 2015
• Harper looks like Ed Begley Jr. Sorry, Ed. #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:13:40 +0000 2015
• RT @reporterdonpeat: Liberal campaign fires off the first fact check of the debate #cdnpoli #macdebate http://t.co/i4lXMqDUMs Fri Aug 07 00:13:12 +0000 2015
• RT @mmarginet: “we can’t afford to go into debt” – Harper We’ve been in debt since you took over buddy. #macdebate #cdnpoli Fri Aug 07 00:12:50 +0000 2015
• Based on projected personality alone, Elizabeth May is winning #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:08:58 +0000 2015
• I’m a Mulcair supporter, but he looks creepy in this debate #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:08:27 +0000 2015
• RT @keithjs: “Let me fact check your false narrative with my false narrative” #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:07:01 +0000 2015
• Of course we have growth. It’s the rate of growth that has stalled #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:06:39 +0000 2015
• Trudeau sounds like he’s memorized a bunch of canned statements #macdebate Fri Aug 07 00:04:51 +0000 2015
• #macdebate needs a live audience Fri Aug 07 00:03:32 +0000 2015
• Watch the Canadian election leaders debate tonight on youtube: https://t.co/NMamHfxAoO Thu Aug 06 22:41:47 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/r13XIC7UFq Thu Aug 06 16:21:16 +0000 2015
• Then there’s this: “Robert Mugabe eats a zoo for ‘obscene’ 91st birthday party” http://t.co/NOL06gLf11 Thu Aug 06 13:18:24 +0000 2015
• “gender differences in PhDs’ appointment to professorship are explained by publication output and quality of postdoc” http://t.co/eSPBCFLEJb Thu Aug 06 13:04:24 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/NpStqsBDgQ Thu Aug 06 12:40:28 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/ARrrsS4Fpo Thu Aug 06 12:40:07 +0000 2015
• An Indian time travel movie… https://t.co/F6Douciehh Thu Aug 06 11:57:32 +0000 2015
• Wait, what? Matches are made from sea creatures? http://t.co/yaGDGTpmyN Thu Aug 06 11:53:34 +0000 2015
• Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/04Lyxzdvxk Thu Aug 06 11:46:32 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/RstZ8bLUt2 Thu Aug 06 11:31:09 +0000 2015
• #LordOfTheRings http://t.co/yrjiz1kbKp Thu Aug 06 11:28:17 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/SF7iDH6XuB Thu Aug 06 11:26:43 +0000 2015
• This is irony. Cops sue to quash a video showing them being corrupt. http://t.co/0OoWDQz8AW Thu Aug 06 11:00:59 +0000 2015
• Fun last night seeing the great @JakeTheSnakeDDT at YukYuks in Ottawa with @DavidBilbert http://t.co/9X6mvF6hYV Thu Aug 06 10:59:31 +0000 2015
• Ever notice how bloody difficult it is to find the date on a cash register receipt? Wed Aug 05 22:27:46 +0000 2015
• why academic grantwriting is often a waste of time http://t.co/2obdCasLMe Wed Aug 05 20:15:06 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/mpVlLNajPp Wed Aug 05 16:33:59 +0000 2015
• Surf and turf: a bunch of cows find a baby seal. This sounds like the premise for a children’s novel. http://t.co/F0Zrlwb40l Wed Aug 05 16:02:21 +0000 2015
• More from the “duh” file. Apparently mentally unstable women really are better in bed. http://t.co/GLLLuz2U3C Wed Aug 05 15:49:02 +0000 2015
• RT @Kilzerogram: It wasn’t until I heard @MichaelAWoodJr on JRE, that I fully understood the extent of racism in American law enforcement..… Wed Aug 05 14:51:12 +0000 2015
• This is long, but worthwhile. @joerogan talks to Michael Wood about US police force failings https://t.co/ebZJXWeKls Wed Aug 05 14:49:44 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/mmEOesUNMk Wed Aug 05 13:43:33 +0000 2015
• The first ever half marathon on Sealand! http://t.co/TJ7ic6cgGy Wed Aug 05 13:27:20 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert is too Tue Aug 04 21:31:24 +0000 2015
• “Report: Epidemiologist the sexiest medical profession, homeopath dead last” http://t.co/wFhcCpKhRD Tue Aug 04 21:12:36 +0000 2015
• Someone else shares my love for Stargate SG1 http://t.co/At6Vu3BCFM Tue Aug 04 20:16:48 +0000 2015
• Not everyone will get this http://t.co/dOZwT81C1X Tue Aug 04 17:23:24 +0000 2015
• Remember that story about science fraud in Toronto that I was quoted in? There’s a fresh development….. http://t.co/W764thCU53 Tue Aug 04 16:47:25 +0000 2015
• A Guyanese porn star. My people have finally arrived. @thejanicexxx http://t.co/ufmynJSkch Mon Aug 03 14:26:22 +0000 2015
• Holy crap… @TheRealBuzz had to fill out a reimbursement form for his trip to the Moon! http://t.co/klA8oinBRv Sun Aug 02 16:25:42 +0000 2015
• So…. mice with no fathers live longer http://t.co/B6QVA5vxSA Sun Aug 02 16:18:54 +0000 2015
• Going into the Toronto Island airport tunnel http://t.co/AZr7UtEFRk Sat Aug 01 19:03:38 +0000 2015
• The Toronto Island airport tunnel http://t.co/SQtVFFqLRs Sat Aug 01 19:03:37 +0000 2015
• Weirdest part about new island airport tunnel: the sign that says “elevator to Toronto”, like we’re a bunch of subterranean Morlocks #fb Sat Aug 01 17:33:01 +0000 2015
• Nature: 1, Texas: 0 http://t.co/hp7eSWy4J9 Sat Aug 01 15:17:14 +0000 2015
• Pro wrestling deathrate http://t.co/jpu0fA0Rcu Sat Aug 01 15:02:31 +0000 2015
• I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/IR8FUmo0DL Dogulus does his ear dance Sat Aug 01 14:52:10 +0000 2015
• I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/y7XWWBlX6h Dogulus Unleashed Sat Aug 01 14:49:25 +0000 2015
• http://t.co/Xrc69K3J6T Sat Aug 01 14:48:00 +0000 2015
• yeah! http://t.co/DkSSLt3S4q Sat Aug 01 14:46:22 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert milk? Sat Aug 01 04:07:00 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert i don’t know that font Sat Aug 01 02:56:06 +0000 2015
• @DavidBilbert no. please to explain. Sat Aug 01 02:44:54 +0000 2015
• I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/qBXUkF7JT2 Dogulus must sleep Sat Aug 01 02:40:13 +0000 2015
• . @DavidBilbert the Dogulus playlist https://t.co/jjoPpA1l0Z Sat Aug 01 02:38:34 +0000 2015
• Dogulus must sleep: http://t.co/qBXUkF7JT2 via @YouTube Sat Aug 01 02:38:26 +0000 2015
• Dogulus does his ear dance: http://t.co/IR8FUmo0DL via @YouTube Sat Aug 01 02:38:24 +0000 2015
• Dogulus takes his cushion onto the elevator: http://t.co/jrvgmQtOp1 via @YouTube Sat Aug 01 02:38:24 +0000 2015
• Dogulus plays in the snow: http://t.co/2k3u4TIKys via @YouTube Sat Aug 01 02:38:22 +0000 2015
• Dogulus Unleashed: http://t.co/y7XWWBlX6h via @YouTube Sat Aug 01 02:38:22 +0000 2015
• It always seemed to me that a murderer’s last meal should be vegan. Why should something else have to die for him again? Sat Aug 01 02:15:33 +0000 2015
• The full moon over my condo at 4:AM this morning. my crappy smartphone camera can’t actually photograph a full moon. http://t.co/tpx9Q90n1z Sat Aug 01 01:42:58 +0000 2015
• RT @JustHerod: @deonandan that is an every day occurrence for @KyleRyc Sat Aug 01 01:26:27 +0000 2015