Twitter Tweets from 10-1-15 to 10-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-10-01 to 2015-10-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

Jewellery from Pompeii. I didn’t know they worshipped cthulhu. Explains everything. https://t.co/2D94roEvVe Sat Oct 31 19:46:15 +0000 2015
Autocorrect wants to change “meatloaf” to “meta loaf”… Which might be more accurate #fb Sat Oct 31 19:10:21 +0000 2015
Sweet Jeebus. An Indian company describing itself as “a facilitator of organ transplant” just tried to add me on LinkedIn. I need a shower.. Sat Oct 31 08:49:05 +0000 2015
Just invited to join Board of gynecology journal… assume because I’ve published in the field & not due to assumptions about my lifestyle Sat Oct 31 08:31:34 +0000 2015
@khelmst had several curry wursts in Leipzig… this Indian is ashamed to admit that he liked it Sat Oct 31 07:12:32 +0000 2015
@khelmst danke! Sat Oct 31 07:11:57 +0000 2015
@khelmst Hey, this is my first time in Berlin. I have one day to kill! Anything specific you think should see? Sat Oct 31 07:04:32 +0000 2015
This year I will be attending every single Hallowe’en party in the world simultaneously, dressed as the Invisible Man. Save a drink for me! Sat Oct 31 06:50:32 +0000 2015
Art in Germany: a horse emerges from a vulva https://t.co/1qDBRWgzHv Sat Oct 31 06:19:43 +0000 2015
Toilet paper gate at Ryerson U. https://t.co/lrRAPoUAJD Fri Oct 30 15:35:49 +0000 2015
Dear Europe, you really need to get rid of your 1 cent and 2 cent coins. I’m drowning in them! #fb Fri Oct 30 15:31:00 +0000 2015
Berlin, mein bitches! #fb Fri Oct 30 14:46:28 +0000 2015
On the train to Berlin. At least I hope so. I don’t read German. Maybe I’m going to Rome. I have no idea. #fb Fri Oct 30 12:52:14 +0000 2015
# Leipzig city scape as a collage https://t.co/cjdHfEge61 Fri Oct 30 11:38:59 +0000 2015
At least the Europeans understand that Edward Snowden is a hero https://t.co/l3ZMMFrDHM Fri Oct 30 11:38:37 +0000 2015
@Truth_Policy pro wrestling is not fake! you take that back! Fri Oct 30 01:20:55 +0000 2015
Every Monday in #Leipzig, assholes protest the arrival of refugees. Everyone seems to understand, though, that they are in fact assholes. Fri Oct 30 01:17:22 +0000 2015
Lecturing in Leipzig https://t.co/PWLI9K65Ez https://t.co/PZ6NJc3WDX Fri Oct 30 00:59:38 +0000 2015
I like Germany. I like German people. Zod help me, I even like German food. But German art? WTF is this thing? https://t.co/ldhBm7V06L Fri Oct 30 00:56:53 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day. Yep, that’s @realDonaldTrump from Wrestlemania 23 https://t.co/cP31bQS0ZO Thu Oct 29 23:13:52 +0000 2015
So, Ben Carson was a murderous psychopath. Anybody really surprised? https://t.co/WeYKCCo8H7 Thu Oct 29 23:11:37 +0000 2015
Just finished watching the GOP debate. Wow, what a cavalcade of crazy. #fb Thu Oct 29 22:53:07 +0000 2015
Holy crap. Ted Cruz is younger than me. WTF happened? #fb Thu Oct 29 21:39:27 +0000 2015
Ooof! Right in the feels…. https://t.co/d1Ugfxb99U Thu Oct 29 21:38:53 +0000 2015
This Republican debate is freaking hilarious! Thu Oct 29 21:32:11 +0000 2015
#GameOfThrones https://t.co/RR3zJnDIDr Thu Oct 29 21:03:24 +0000 2015
Just poured myself a BIG glass of wine and turned on he Republican debate. Zod help me endure the stupid…. #fb Thu Oct 29 21:03:06 +0000 2015
I Give Up: Racists Can Have Halloween https://t.co/bCezqGNmHA Thu Oct 29 19:19:43 +0000 2015
Took this in Stasi (secret police) museum in #Leipzig. Don’t know what’s going on, but suddenly I’m afraid of Abba. https://t.co/zaKuPAqNTl Thu Oct 29 16:05:00 +0000 2015
Stay classy, Arizona https://t.co/PFK2JMCwwK Thu Oct 29 16:03:04 +0000 2015
This is the interrogation seat in the old Stasi headquarters. Looks more like something out of Barney Miller. https://t.co/MxONUdHCmp Thu Oct 29 16:02:25 +0000 2015
I don’t know what this says, but I’m scared https://t.co/QGohBQk1jC Thu Oct 29 16:01:03 +0000 2015
Your salmon probably ain’t salmon https://t.co/jElglSR8ZN https://t.co/6VV2lqQOx6 Thu Oct 29 11:19:30 +0000 2015
“Spellcheck” sounds like a German word. Or a Polish hockey player. Thu Oct 29 07:59:30 +0000 2015
Today’s breakfast. It wasn’t smiling after I cracked its head open and ate the innards. https://t.co/7sfwWqblCq Thu Oct 29 07:43:25 +0000 2015
A Taste of Leipzig: https://t.co/zev9PI9j82 via @YouTube Thu Oct 29 07:41:22 +0000 2015
Leipzig at night. Medieval cobblestone roads and whatever the fuck that thing is. https://t.co/MEEkcAGfW5 Thu Oct 29 07:39:03 +0000 2015
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When you climb 8 flights of stairs and end up on the 2nd floor, you know you’re in Europe. Wed Oct 28 22:04:40 +0000 2015
Yet another Toronto scientist seems to have “faked” results https://t.co/3Owa3vyNjN Wed Oct 28 12:56:16 +0000 2015
Got an idea for helping autistic adults? https://t.co/V3Pn3TnodA Wed Oct 28 08:15:35 +0000 2015
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Which political party creates more jobs? Hint: it ain’t the Republicans. https://t.co/1LXkVmdEi7 https://t.co/ZB2WqA8EjE Wed Oct 28 07:16:49 +0000 2015
Know what’s annoying? The webp image file format. That’s annoying. #fb Wed Oct 28 07:15:30 +0000 2015
A big part of my health problems is that “All You Can Eat” sounds to me like a challenge #fb Wed Oct 28 06:55:17 +0000 2015
Thank you, melatonin! https://t.co/yOmUyfGRXE Wed Oct 28 06:29:28 +0000 2015
Anyone remember Battle of the Network Stars? I used to love this shit. I remember this one so clearly from 1979.https://t.co/g6w6YuCn4q Tue Oct 27 17:37:08 +0000 2015
Holy shit. This is Gabe Kaplan (Mr Kotter) today https://t.co/JVJdU82HrP Tue Oct 27 17:32:21 +0000 2015
Re WHO report on meat & cancer, everyone is discussing “relative risks.” if only there were an Epidemiologist around to explain it all. #fb Tue Oct 27 12:31:46 +0000 2015
The paradox of the underperforming professor https://t.co/VrVogVBqr9 Tue Oct 27 11:57:11 +0000 2015
Germans… Always so helpful https://t.co/qXdbNtNNEA Tue Oct 27 11:36:27 +0000 2015
Where will they put me today? Perhaps the forest moon of Endor? https://t.co/xqu5KYJ17P Tue Oct 27 11:27:34 +0000 2015
The boom mic makes me look like a well dressed unicorn https://t.co/D7O6GjFQHF Tue Oct 27 11:27:34 +0000 2015
The Germans I’m working with are big Linux fans. We collapsed into each others’ arms, weeping. #fb Tue Oct 27 08:11:34 +0000 2015
Day 2 of filming. Yes, I own many black shirts and black ties. https://t.co/fMRMYHh7ed Tue Oct 27 07:58:27 +0000 2015
New Study Suggests Alzheimer’s Is Associated with Brain Fungus https://t.co/edUvHad0Qf Tue Oct 27 06:43:15 +0000 2015
Patrick Nagel is not Patrick Nagle. One was an art deco illustrator. The other founded @ratemyprofessor. Okay may they’re the same person. Tue Oct 27 06:16:46 +0000 2015
The secret to Ben Carson’s long career in brain surgery: he used bits of his own brain to patch up others’. He’s got very little left. Tue Oct 27 06:10:38 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @muricap3wp3w encased in Carbonite Mon Oct 26 21:16:30 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @muricap3wp3w think of it like the Kessel run Mon Oct 26 21:13:52 +0000 2015
. @DavidBilbert https://t.co/6lakspKqke Mon Oct 26 20:50:13 +0000 2015
@EJPHC FYI https://t.co/tlkr14FlHs Mon Oct 26 20:43:53 +0000 2015
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“In the last decade, Green Berets have deployed into 135 of the 195 recognized countries in the world.” Still think USA is not an empire? Mon Oct 26 20:12:41 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert https://t.co/XeAGkFcT2P Mon Oct 26 14:52:19 +0000 2015
i also might have bumped into the German @ThatKevinSmith https://t.co/CDKE9LAEVp Mon Oct 26 14:49:14 +0000 2015
Look who I met in the studio in #Leipzig #StarWars https://t.co/oIa4LD3FOD Mon Oct 26 14:47:35 +0000 2015
Just had a “curry wurst” which is chopped up hotdog, smothered in ketchup, with curry powder sprinkled liberally atop. What…the… fuck. Mon Oct 26 14:42:26 +0000 2015
Loving The Flash, and learning to like Arrow. So this looks like a lot of fun: https://t.co/0IJeFjysEJ Mon Oct 26 12:10:44 +0000 2015
They even flattened my hair, so I look 10 years older. https://t.co/CpbPG0jQKv Mon Oct 26 11:52:49 +0000 2015
First day of filming. The German crew is so friendly, professional and talented. I’m impressed and humbled. (Not so much the latter). #fb Mon Oct 26 11:41:29 +0000 2015
German ladies keep staring at me. Must be because I’m so hot. Nope. It’s because I’m wearing an inch of pancake makeup. Sigh. #fb Mon Oct 26 11:39:47 +0000 2015
I get my own studio dressing room for the week https://t.co/iFUmfzylJH Mon Oct 26 08:07:51 +0000 2015
Wow. Well that didn’t take long. https://t.co/pzCwJ6mno2 #trudeau #Elxn42 Mon Oct 26 06:35:27 +0000 2015
The international business travel industry is kept aloft entirely by dumpy, middle aged white men #fb Mon Oct 26 06:12:55 +0000 2015
Maybe it’s being in a medieval German town, but I just can’t get enough of this Laibach video https://t.co/VRGQv2KXlI Sun Oct 25 23:24:57 +0000 2015
I don’t get these people. It’s freezing out, and there’s space inside. The whole city behaves like this. #Leipzig https://t.co/K3jEq250Qt Sun Oct 25 23:07:16 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva I feel more kinship with the Hamburglar Sun Oct 25 23:06:27 +0000 2015
I spent half the day at McDonald’s. That makes me a burgermeister, right? https://t.co/2Bnz6VJ4JA Sun Oct 25 23:05:05 +0000 2015
Just saw a middle aged man dressed as a clown, towing a rubber ducky on wheels, sadly wandering the evening streets of Leipzig. #creepy Sun Oct 25 16:11:46 +0000 2015
A USB key is missing from my hotel room. My first thought: Well, this *is* East Germany…. Sun Oct 25 13:36:57 +0000 2015
Using Social Media to Help Start a Science Career https://t.co/N4a8zGZ3XZ https://t.co/KnfqPYzx2F Sun Oct 25 11:32:21 +0000 2015
Just found a thesis for the degree of “Magister Educationis”. How cool does that sound? #fb Sun Oct 25 10:22:31 +0000 2015
In a McDonald’s in Leipzig, glomming free wifi and listening to @EvanLSolomon on @EIPShow Sun Oct 25 10:08:13 +0000 2015
Aw shit. The clocks went back today? You mean I could have slept in??? Sun Oct 25 08:20:45 +0000 2015
Uhoh. I won money playing “fantasy MMA.” Hope this doesn’t become a thing. #fb Sun Oct 25 08:02:40 +0000 2015
20 ways to break Europe https://t.co/DSFKNBfzXn Sun Oct 25 07:45:02 +0000 2015
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O gods of Melatonin, I pray to thee to reset my body clock so that 3:AM feels like 9:AM. I will sacrifice a one-euro bottle of wine to you! Sun Oct 25 00:11:36 +0000 2015
Awww Jeebus… https://t.co/4OCsfHdm96 Sun Oct 25 00:03:00 +0000 2015
Lazing In Leipzig https://t.co/aWdgog0teD https://t.co/qMrOCIUJXT Sat Oct 24 23:57:15 +0000 2015
Recalling that time I found a turkey in Turkey https://t.co/Gg1VowkrVT Sat Oct 24 23:12:36 +0000 2015
@Kidedoc my taste buds aren’t so sensitive. The one euro variety suits me fine! Sat Oct 24 22:55:10 +0000 2015
@Kidedoc you kidding? then where will I find my one euro bottles of wine? Sat Oct 24 22:51:38 +0000 2015
Saturday night in #Leipzig. Even the Buddha is feeling the buzz. https://t.co/9W4pLBTUrC Sat Oct 24 22:13:49 +0000 2015
Very chilly tonight in #Leipzig. Good thing my hotel room has this fireplace video to keep me warm. https://t.co/kEse2xw9F4 Sat Oct 24 22:12:39 +0000 2015
Jet lagged. Decided to take a midnight stroll through the chilly, 16th century cobblestoned streets of Leipzig. #fb Sat Oct 24 22:09:42 +0000 2015
Need a massage for your thobbing wang? #Leipzig https://t.co/BTWr4pifu3 Sat Oct 24 21:33:03 +0000 2015
Why are students still emailing me their assignments? We’ve had Blackboard Learn for YEARs. Sat Oct 24 21:24:52 +0000 2015
Oh look…. yet another Rammstein documentary #Leipzig #fb Sat Oct 24 21:21:21 +0000 2015
How I killed a few hours in Leipzig, watching this choir rehearse in the Thomas Kirche https://t.co/7ctr1DQ6RL Sat Oct 24 21:20:39 +0000 2015
Boys choir from Birmingham rehearses in Leipzig: https://t.co/mQ9mYytID2 via @YouTube Sat Oct 24 21:16:35 +0000 2015
So jetlagged. Might time soon for a midnight bratwurst and a one-euro bottle of wine. #fb Sat Oct 24 20:45:07 +0000 2015
After watching hours of Rammstein videos, I needed to clean my palate with some Laibach… https://t.co/VRGQv2KXlI Sat Oct 24 20:38:20 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 95 https://t.co/6LUZ6ccEBF https://t.co/RtP97Vc4vP Sat Oct 24 20:31:19 +0000 2015
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Apparently I’ve found the 24 hour Rammstein channel. #leipzig Sat Oct 24 19:57:25 +0000 2015
“people should eat processed meats such as ham, bacon and salami as little as possible.” NOOOOOOO!!!! https://t.co/5fuRHszjWE Sat Oct 24 19:38:25 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva all of the above Sat Oct 24 19:31:16 +0000 2015
:Twitter haiku 377 – “Teutonic actors / Play classical composers / Arnold: ‘I’ll be Bach.'” Sat Oct 24 12:11:26 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva sorry to hear about the recent tragedy in your life! Sat Oct 24 12:09:15 +0000 2015
How many more weeks until the #starwars movie comes out in Germany? NEIN! https://t.co/Fo3c6f9trv Sat Oct 24 11:58:11 +0000 2015
Apparently in Leipzig, Indian food is a religion https://t.co/HRhrhRpx3l Sat Oct 24 11:55:36 +0000 2015
Apparently Bismarck is a genius for cooking backfish #fluent https://t.co/VV89uu2jq8 Sat Oct 24 11:53:48 +0000 2015
So much for efficient German engineering. https://t.co/PC2wlRgdxu Sat Oct 24 11:49:38 +0000 2015
. @DavidBilbert #Leipzig https://t.co/fsiKP0PW26 Sat Oct 24 11:46:52 +0000 2015
15 euros for the Bach museum. Yea or nay? #fb Sat Oct 24 08:10:11 +0000 2015
Turns out the choir rehearsing now in church in Leipzig is from Birmingham. Someone thought I was one of the kids’ dads! #flattered #fb Sat Oct 24 08:01:49 +0000 2015
In Thomas Kirche church listening to boys choir practice for tonight’s Bach concert. Nice way to kill a morning in Leipzig #fb Sat Oct 24 07:53:09 +0000 2015
United flight 944 from Chicago to Frankfurt in Economy Plus: what a comfortable and relaxing flight! #fb Sat Oct 24 07:51:57 +0000 2015
First impressions of East Germany: lots of green space and a whole lot of wind powered generators! #fb Sat Oct 24 07:17:24 +0000 2015
Immigration and customs in Germany: the most efficient and pleasant I’ve yet experienced! #fb Sat Oct 24 07:15:52 +0000 2015
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Leipzig, bitches #fb Sat Oct 24 06:04:11 +0000 2015
#truth https://t.co/zk5zlug3BE Fri Oct 23 18:01:52 +0000 2015
On the plus side, I just got a jumbo hot dog with mustard, whole chilis, pickles, cucumber, and tomato. And now I want another. Fri Oct 23 18:01:28 +0000 2015
Man, why are American airports always such zoos? #fb Fri Oct 23 17:58:51 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert I just pick up his poop Fri Oct 23 17:00:49 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @ThatBucketList awww Fri Oct 23 16:59:56 +0000 2015
Chicago, muthafrackers #fb Fri Oct 23 16:56:49 +0000 2015
You know what? The international departures lounge of Ottawa airport has almost NEVER had functioning wifi. Fix it, people! #fb Fri Oct 23 13:22:32 +0000 2015
Just went through US immigration. Now they even have a photo of your checked luggage when they scan your passport! #fb Fri Oct 23 12:44:28 +0000 2015
Just dropped $340 on 200 euros. Crappy Canadian dollar! #fb Fri Oct 23 12:43:36 +0000 2015
Depressed Cats https://t.co/QY8taG732E https://t.co/WSBKmi0MqM Fri Oct 23 00:44:39 +0000 2015
This dog is taking no chances https://t.co/xev7M20K53 Thu Oct 22 22:31:21 +0000 2015
RT @markmackinnon: So the daughter of Joe Clark tweeted her congratulations to the son of Pierre Trudeau, and it was retweeted by the son o… Thu Oct 22 05:58:59 +0000 2015
Just realized I will be in Berlin for Hallowe’en. Hope it’s like this. https://t.co/9I5q4lYtyI Thu Oct 22 05:14:26 +0000 2015
We need to invent a “white imperialist” Hallowe’en costume https://t.co/qly8Gp9RI1 Thu Oct 22 05:10:52 +0000 2015
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@brittharr2 @DavidBilbert @Comadork I have to start my guest lecturer at 5:30, then will be over right after. So start without me Wed Oct 21 20:14:54 +0000 2015
Official finding: UBC failed to protect academic freedom. Their Chair resigns. Yay. https://t.co/wQl87BTL4f Wed Oct 21 18:36:20 +0000 2015
Ontario spends less per student on faculty than the rest of Canada. I.e., it ain’t about professor salaries. https://t.co/UOUV845ONs Wed Oct 21 18:33:37 +0000 2015
hss2381 – midterm review: https://t.co/WyHI1eNxVD via @YouTube Wed Oct 21 18:01:51 +0000 2015
VP Joe Biden: I’m not running for president https://t.co/midICCfJNu Wed Oct 21 16:29:14 +0000 2015
Crap. Just hurt my back again. I’m falling apart #fb Wed Oct 21 15:29:40 +0000 2015
Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/DLSAVkidlD https://t.co/8fNeOWXaWT Wed Oct 21 14:42:34 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 94 https://t.co/yVO4Nf35dM https://t.co/pKA6NMVkwB Wed Oct 21 04:53:19 +0000 2015
Women’s Legal and Education Fund in Toronto seeking Legal Researcher. https://t.co/HZKy0t0M5c Wed Oct 21 03:38:15 +0000 2015
Is Stephen Harper still Prime Minister? https://t.co/p4Zlh8rEer #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 20:54:41 +0000 2015
Hmm. So maybe the Green Party is actually anti-science? https://t.co/6VUFGwNtJp Tue Oct 20 20:46:16 +0000 2015
Oh man. So bloody sleepy, but have to lecture in 30 min. Not gonna make it. #fb Tue Oct 20 20:37:18 +0000 2015
So… Marc Garneau as Foreign Affairs Minister? What do you think? #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 18:45:16 +0000 2015
I don’t know if he’s smart or a good leader yet. But new PM Trudeau is damned likable & he’s winning me over https://t.co/hcoJ4DV2Gj #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 18:41:12 +0000 2015
Ha! Great t-shirt! #Elxn42 https://t.co/m7P54K5nAw Tue Oct 20 16:41:21 +0000 2015
Wow. Our nation just elected Glenn Quagmire as Prime Minister https://t.co/UzNGn9w17T #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 16:36:41 +0000 2015
So this is how Taiwan saw #Elxn42 https://t.co/v7JAE19onv Tue Oct 20 16:34:45 +0000 2015
HA! #Elxn42 https://t.co/6SVF4mzT8v Tue Oct 20 16:04:18 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert https://t.co/pHtfQMn0y8 Tue Oct 20 15:39:46 +0000 2015
Most new Parliamentarians will be red. I worry for them. #Elxn42 https://t.co/kPoYaxT0Q0 Tue Oct 20 15:34:12 +0000 2015
#Elxn42 #elxn2015 #ElectionCanada #canadavotes #CanadaElection https://t.co/iSeuBVlv84 Tue Oct 20 14:38:55 +0000 2015
Interesting how sunny Ottawa seems this morning, with people wandering through the street with unspecific smiles on their faces… #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 14:36:42 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert you so smart Tue Oct 20 13:31:27 +0000 2015
This is how #Elxn42 would have looked if we had had proportional representation https://t.co/m5aGd77o1n Tue Oct 20 12:10:01 +0000 2015
#Elxn42 voter turnout was about 68%, putting us back to our historic median https://t.co/6nuwyOZI2i Tue Oct 20 12:04:39 +0000 2015
Lawyer offering free help to anyone turned away from polls on election day https://t.co/MB2WwvqZn0 #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 11:48:20 +0000 2015
So anyone know? How long after an election must defeated MPs physically GTFO? #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 11:37:18 +0000 2015
Now to switch elections…. Please, Joe Biden, enter the race! Tue Oct 20 11:28:13 +0000 2015
RT @em_ingram: Justin Trudeau has to be the happiest man in history about moving into his parents old house. Tue Oct 20 11:23:14 +0000 2015
RT @somewhatcivil: Hey #pollwatch : Don’t yell at the poorly trained temps. Just remember who cut the Elections Canada budget and changed I… Tue Oct 20 10:56:31 +0000 2015
RT @PatOndabak: I can pretty much guarantee one thing: the next government will not be handing out “enemies lists” on day one like Stephen … Tue Oct 20 10:52:18 +0000 2015
Wow. Reports that many ballots were “pre-marked” for Conservative candidates. Fuckers. https://t.co/WDwJUZnQ1V #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 07:32:57 +0000 2015
RT @ianmcc: “So — when Harper wakes up tomorrow: • Nenshi will be his mayor. • Notley will be his premier • Trudeau will be his Prime Mini… Tue Oct 20 06:49:27 +0000 2015
RT @rodmickleburgh: Globe and Mail editorial board shocked to learn that Canadians have elected both the Liberals AND Justin Trudeau #MoreG… Tue Oct 20 06:48:34 +0000 2015
@ruby_see i was, too Tue Oct 20 06:48:10 +0000 2015
RT @ruby_see: Am I the only one who is surprised Justin didn’t mention his father? #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:48:02 +0000 2015
RT @ruby_see: I better get to sleep. This is going to be painful tomorrow. Especially the huge smile on my face. 😉 #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:47:57 +0000 2015
We have a law to strip citizenship for disloyalty, but allow a federal party (BQ) with a goal to literally dissolve the country #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:46:34 +0000 2015
Leona Aglukkaq also defeated. Yes! Canada punishes corruption. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:40:57 +0000 2015
Unspeakably happy that we have lost Darth Harper. Seriously bummed that Paul Dewar will not be returning to Parliament. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:39:25 +0000 2015
RT @liz2halle8liz4: Feeling sad about some great #NDP incumbents that lost their seats as Canadians determined to #HeaveSteve. https://t.co… Tue Oct 20 06:38:14 +0000 2015
Shit. Olivia Chow and Linda McQuaig both lost? That’s not good for Canada. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:37:49 +0000 2015
This is all of Canada tonight #Elxn42 https://t.co/SVA4wDvgAo Tue Oct 20 06:27:47 +0000 2015
In light of today’s vote, I felt the need to share this photo of Pierre Trudeau in my birth country, Guyana #Elxn42 https://t.co/RpBC5MvQIe Tue Oct 20 06:21:12 +0000 2015
Wait till the US media gets a good look at the handsome young Trudeau https://t.co/Q744HI5Mwp Tue Oct 20 06:06:35 +0000 2015
Whoa, Just realized Gilles Duceppe also lost his seat. Yikes. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 06:05:40 +0000 2015
RT @nancyfordephoto: Alternate headline by Comment Editor rejected: Harper resigns as Fascist, Xenophobic, Misogynist Dictator. https://t.… Tue Oct 20 06:02:55 +0000 2015
“Oh happy day! Stephen Harper is gone!” -Elizabeth May, best victory speech of the lot #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:58:50 +0000 2015
. @ElizabethMay’s speech very telling: Harper majority was depressing. Trudeau majority is still hopeful. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:55:00 +0000 2015
Love that @calxandr lost his riding. Payback is a bitch, son. Refugees get a little justice. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:44:40 +0000 2015
@godfriedpimlott @PatOndabak ha! Tue Oct 20 05:38:00 +0000 2015
@PatOndabak yeah I’m shocked. I thought he had it in the bag. Tue Oct 20 05:37:14 +0000 2015
Craig Oliver understands that media’s job isn’t just to parrot politicians, but to call them on their shit https://t.co/qiymWYdwCq #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:33:10 +0000 2015
RT @LTniap: Hey @nationalpost @globeandmail How did those endorsements for Harper work out? #elxn42 #cdnpoli Tue Oct 20 05:30:53 +0000 2015
@PatOndabak shit, I was thinking the exact same thing! Tue Oct 20 05:30:28 +0000 2015
Our new elected leaders have to be gracious, but I don’t. Good riddance to you, Stephen Harper, you fascist racist bastard. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:29:48 +0000 2015
#Elxn42 https://t.co/pyHEHiUEPN Tue Oct 20 05:28:22 +0000 2015
Do you feel the giddiness all over social media? It’s like Gollum just threw Harper’s ring into the fires of Mt Doom. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 05:17:52 +0000 2015
Our long national nightmare… #Elxn42 https://t.co/gsvXduQt64 Tue Oct 20 05:08:13 +0000 2015
“We journalists are going to be able ask questions of cabinet ministers again!” #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 04:53:48 +0000 2015
RT @EmThorneOttawa: This just in: #CraigOliver wins “Grandpa of My Heart” riding with that epic Harper smackdown. @CTVNews #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 04:51:42 +0000 2015
Crap, I only just learned that Paul Dewar lost my riding. That SUCKS. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 04:44:05 +0000 2015
Shit, son. This is a bad-ass victory speech by @JustinTrudeau #Elxn42 #elxn2015 Tue Oct 20 04:33:17 +0000 2015
@spencerphil glad I can be useful to SOMEONE Tue Oct 20 04:32:15 +0000 2015
Aw crap. The new Prime Minister is younger than me! Fucking hell. #Elxn42 #elxn2015 Tue Oct 20 04:27:32 +0000 2015
I don’t know yet about Trudeau The Younger. But I remember his father fondly. https://t.co/JiZYedvrsk #Elxn42 #elxn2015 Tue Oct 20 04:25:15 +0000 2015
This is all I ask of the new Liberal government: repeal C-24, C-51, and open the TPP to Parliamentary debate. #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 04:02:38 +0000 2015
RT @picardonhealth: “Tonight, after 10 long years, Canadians have rejected the politics of fear and division.” – NDP leader @ThomasMulcair … Tue Oct 20 03:57:32 +0000 2015
https://t.co/DmyhBOk6hX #Elxn42 Tue Oct 20 03:55:57 +0000 2015
RT @CBCNews: CBC News projects a Liberal government #elxn42 https://t.co/sp7086gpQd https://t.co/FRwvP17aV0 Tue Oct 20 02:21:03 +0000 2015
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@jayeldee @jusreign people aren’t losing their shit because they don’t yet realize that it applies to THEM. Classic case of NIMBYism Mon Oct 19 21:22:38 +0000 2015
I Oppose the TPP & You Should, Too https://t.co/PImt8ryVf6 https://t.co/LhqkC21hvF Mon Oct 19 21:12:29 +0000 2015
RT @BobRae48: It ends not with a bang but a whimper, paid crowd, msgs of fear, a campaign ending in disgrace and disarray #elexn42 http://t… Mon Oct 19 21:04:59 +0000 2015
#elxn42 https://t.co/xxRwx1LypY Mon Oct 19 20:45:31 +0000 2015
Go vote… for SOMEONE. When Harper loses, I don’t want it to be because his supporters were hiding at home, but because they were OUTVOTED. Mon Oct 19 20:32:40 +0000 2015
Just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to stand up. #backpain Mon Oct 19 17:51:22 +0000 2015
“At least 8 Muslim women have been attacked [due to] this fear-mongering election …by white males.” http://t.co/DHYojQ0RzY #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 17:35:57 +0000 2015
A summary of @acoyne ‘s disagreement with the National Post https://t.co/sRbCeHIMES #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 17:24:31 +0000 2015
Indians walk miles & wait hours to vote. Least we can do is pop down the street on during lunch to do it! #elxn42 http://t.co/jAl17wnZJb Mon Oct 19 16:43:37 +0000 2015
. @acoyne is a hero to those of us who value honesty and freedom of expression, words which have become hollow of late #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 16:36:40 +0000 2015
fourth annual CUGH Reflection Essay Contest re: global health https://t.co/OwexKXHaX1 Mon Oct 19 16:28:57 +0000 2015
“Knowing when to leave is among the more elegant qualities of any CEO, but Harper has never laid claim to elegance.” http://t.co/qRekqyeUtc Mon Oct 19 15:25:13 +0000 2015
RT @kelowna_yvonne: How about Mother Nature’s poll? Just read the fall leaves, more orange than red #PollWatch #cdnpoli @CBCNews @nationalp… Mon Oct 19 15:12:56 +0000 2015
Following #pollwatch hashtag to see irregularities in #elxn42 election. There are already a few! #fb Mon Oct 19 15:11:23 +0000 2015
RT @WabKinew: For First Nations people, there will likely be an historic voter turnout today. So get out there and be a part of history. #e… Mon Oct 19 15:09:25 +0000 2015
Drug reps don’t demand their unused free samples back from doctors. Why are textbook reps demanding my free book samples back? #fb Mon Oct 19 15:05:14 +0000 2015
4th election in a row that Conservatives face criminal election investigations. http://t.co/wmsRyMt8FF Mon Oct 19 14:58:12 +0000 2015
The Conservative Party of Canada: “Like a vacation for your mind.” #elxn42 http://t.co/Uai2KH0BHI Mon Oct 19 14:54:01 +0000 2015
. @pmharper caused his own downfall w/ niqab issue, forcing game theory to allow a Liberal surge. http://t.co/lAplkU3OHe #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 14:46:01 +0000 2015
NDP have most educators. Libs have most lawyers. Cons have most business people & government careerists. http://t.co/V6UiWKCNpR #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 14:32:23 +0000 2015
Last polls before #elxn42 show the Liberals in commanding lead… but polls don’t equal ridings! Stay tuned! http://t.co/6PPPQQ9gLR Mon Oct 19 14:22:06 +0000 2015
Yellow journalism. Literally. Only children & mentally deficient would fall for this. ie, Harper supporters #elxn42 http://t.co/x4fGIkYjUZ Mon Oct 19 14:17:22 +0000 2015
Third world thug politics. Conservatives caught on camera illegally removing NDP and Liberal campaign signs https://t.co/OYh7QrUWld #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 14:16:01 +0000 2015
Another sign of advancing age… I pulled a back muscle getting out of bed. I am now immobile and drugged out. Good thing I already voted. Mon Oct 19 13:46:41 +0000 2015
“Don’t be deceived by [Harper’s] bland exterior. Where there is banality, there is evil.” -@iamjohnoliver #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 05:47:35 +0000 2015
RT @catherinelegge: Jon Oliver – “Canada is our neighbour and Stephen Harper is her dickhead boyfriend. No one wants their neighbour to dat… Mon Oct 19 05:43:18 +0000 2015
Sad that it took a foreigner, @iamjohnoliver, for a media member to succinctly give Canadians the truth about their government #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 05:42:56 +0000 2015
RT @catherinelegge: Jon Oliver (and Mike Meyers) willing to pay $5000 fine to tell us not to vote for Stephen Harper. Mon Oct 19 05:41:49 +0000 2015
. @iamjohnoliver https://t.co/DV6me32MeN #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 05:39:01 +0000 2015
Zod bless you, @iamjohnoliver …fuck Stephen Harper and the asshole he rode in on #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 05:37:59 +0000 2015
“If Stephen Harper’s daughter is covering her face, it’s because she doesn’t want to be seen in public with Stephen fucking Harper” Mon Oct 19 05:32:36 +0000 2015
Election Day http://t.co/x6gkRcv02j http://t.co/gnEN1jSbsT Mon Oct 19 05:23:10 +0000 2015
“A giraffe looks like a camel fucked a cheetah and took neck viagra.” -Jon Oliver #fb Mon Oct 19 05:18:38 +0000 2015
http://t.co/cXDgF0Ek3N Mon Oct 19 04:26:43 +0000 2015
70 times @pmharper has abused his power http://t.co/yOXieUSCUv #elxn42 Mon Oct 19 03:22:49 +0000 2015
RT @MarkForwardd: I #DenounceHarper because I’m not a fucking idiot. Mon Oct 19 01:45:10 +0000 2015
My father always said, you can judge a man by the company he keeps. #elxn42 http://t.co/pnzc8TrkAC Mon Oct 19 01:24:13 +0000 2015
Help me save this cat, people. #elxn42 http://t.co/Ak62HF2Y0x Mon Oct 19 01:21:08 +0000 2015
Shit Harper Did http://t.co/iVHcwjDB2r Mon Oct 19 01:10:21 +0000 2015
Conservatives gain back some ground at the expense of the NDP http://t.co/qhJh8NckvJ Mon Oct 19 00:31:29 +0000 2015
@CKuziemsky that’s what i told the travel agent to do. apparently it’s not an option. maybe time for a new travel agent? Sun Oct 18 18:03:07 +0000 2015
@ottawanag I will make it a point to do no such thing, but instead to take many pics of me surfing facebook in the hotel room :p Sun Oct 18 17:34:34 +0000 2015
It seems I have to leave Ottawa on THURSDAY in order to get to Leipzig by SUNDAY. Are we going by steamship? Sun Oct 18 17:21:17 +0000 2015
@ottawanag i know, right? Sun Oct 18 17:12:45 +0000 2015
Man, travel agents make life so much easier. #fb Sun Oct 18 17:11:22 +0000 2015
Wow. Even Conrad Black calls Harper a “totalitarian”. The wheels are officially off the wagon http://t.co/PdUIn6IVe8 #elxn42 Sat Oct 17 18:34:51 +0000 2015
RT @AndrewTumilty: Missing, Andrew Coyne. Last seen wearing journalistic integrity like a badge of honor #FreeCoyne #elxn42 Sat Oct 17 18:27:19 +0000 2015
RT @rolandparis: The choice is clear: If you want another decade of divisive and irresponsible diplomacy, vote for Harper. He’s your guy. #… Sat Oct 17 18:26:08 +0000 2015
RT @adr: meanwhile I have this lenovo that I could use to fight Bigfoot basically Sat Oct 17 18:21:22 +0000 2015
RT @rolandparis: On #cdnfp, let’s be clear: Harper has mishandled & weakened Canada’s relationship with our no. 1 partner & biggest custome… Sat Oct 17 18:18:06 +0000 2015
Man, all this sitting and tweeting is making me really hungry! Sat Oct 17 17:04:08 +0000 2015
@nbarrowman i’m genuinely creeped out now Sat Oct 17 16:57:50 +0000 2015
Manitoba? PERSONitoba, you bloody sexists! Sat Oct 17 16:13:19 +0000 2015
Last night I dreamed I was attending a meeting chaired by Malcolm Gladwell. I wanted to argue with him, but I was distracted by the hair. Sat Oct 17 16:09:35 +0000 2015
. @jayeldee @adr this morning’s theme: “The dues and don’ts of strike pay” Sat Oct 17 16:04:13 +0000 2015
Spread the word, children. A vote for Darth Harper is a vote for Nickelback. And no one wants that. http://t.co/bzZVDjuaKc Sat Oct 17 15:59:15 +0000 2015
. @jayeldee http://t.co/4q9UeZJqMq Sat Oct 17 15:53:17 +0000 2015
@jayeldee https://t.co/ocLTcrtWuE Sat Oct 17 15:41:23 +0000 2015
. @jayeldee relevant to our conversation: http://t.co/MzSKA3Nvnw Sat Oct 17 15:31:43 +0000 2015
A summary of the UBC academic freedom issue https://t.co/JllrAvI9Zy Sat Oct 17 15:30:05 +0000 2015
A rare victory for academic freedom in Canada http://t.co/1IDCsBMnoA Sat Oct 17 15:28:30 +0000 2015
“Interpreting to oneself”…. linguistic masturbation? Sat Oct 17 15:20:20 +0000 2015
At event w/ simultaneous French/English interpreting that no one is using. Poor interpreter is sitting in the booth interpreting to herself Sat Oct 17 15:19:21 +0000 2015
. @adr @jayeldee everytime someone says “flying pickets” my mind goes here https://t.co/K7dFagX08C Sat Oct 17 15:14:47 +0000 2015
The panoramic view of the CN Tower etc from my Toronto hotel room http://t.co/29WysYyEWV Sat Oct 17 14:53:04 +0000 2015
Ken Taylor eulogies cite @BenAffleck movie “Argo”. Let’s not forget the atrocious CTV version, “The Canadian Caper” https://t.co/RFBCA39ozQ Sat Oct 17 14:50:15 +0000 2015
@adr well, we both look like grad students too. (That’s either an insult or a compliment, depending on your lens) Sat Oct 17 14:36:39 +0000 2015
I haven’t been a starving student in 15 years. Yet when faced with free food, my brain yells “poverty!” and the binge eating commences. #fb Sat Oct 17 14:33:12 +0000 2015
Just got the most exquisite spam email written in corporate doublespeak (“it’s a poetry of sorts” says @HuShuo) http://t.co/fBqWvxKuAH Sat Oct 17 14:31:36 +0000 2015
@audrawilliams I know! And sometimes the overt decision not to vote is a well considered political position, not an exercise in apathy Sat Oct 17 14:01:51 +0000 2015
@adr pleased to be in a CAUT Defence Fund meeting with the eminent Professor F(r)ink https://t.co/B4JKKWXfx3 Sat Oct 17 13:32:42 +0000 2015
There’s a guy at this meeting named Professor John Fink….. hmmm… https://t.co/2rnxoroiYw Sat Oct 17 13:22:38 +0000 2015
Hillary Clinton was wrong wrong wrong about #Snowden https://t.co/zRsVEnoFHE #fb Sat Oct 17 13:03:07 +0000 2015
7am Saturday morning meeting. Well, at least it’s catered. #fb Sat Oct 17 12:50:17 +0000 2015
Dear NDP, no you don’t just need “35 more seats” to form the government. Everyone starts from zero come election time. #elxn42 #fb Fri Oct 16 22:20:33 +0000 2015
@RedParrots @munkdebates I do it for you, the people Fri Oct 16 21:53:14 +0000 2015
Zod help me. I just bought tickets to yell expletives at Malcolm Gladwell at the next live @munkdebates http://t.co/ZNixXu1Nut Fri Oct 16 21:51:13 +0000 2015
I know the UP airport train in Toronto is overpriced. But fuck is it ever convenient and comfortable. #fb Fri Oct 16 20:46:14 +0000 2015
I gotta say, @EvanLSolomon, when the spinning starts in the war room segment of @EIPShow, I turn off the show. Fri Oct 16 20:45:12 +0000 2015
Funky “art” in Toronto airport baggage claim http://t.co/6dami7b0Ny Fri Oct 16 20:39:02 +0000 2015
Stepping onto the new train from Toronto airport to downtown http://t.co/BA15wlHYxV Fri Oct 16 20:38:17 +0000 2015
On the new train between Toronto Pearson airport and union station http://t.co/MvLYucDek8 Fri Oct 16 20:37:23 +0000 2015
Listening to too many political talkshows. Whenever a conservative spin doctor comes on, I throw up a little in my mouth #fb Fri Oct 16 20:35:21 +0000 2015
Back in Toronto, muthafrackers #fb Fri Oct 16 19:57:36 +0000 2015
hss2381 – ANOVA: http://t.co/3Eeu45xTXm via @YouTube Fri Oct 16 17:20:05 +0000 2015
Conservatives drop further in the polls #elxn42 http://t.co/qIEai0fz32 Fri Oct 16 14:29:51 +0000 2015
heh heh http://t.co/eYUxepbVFR Fri Oct 16 12:56:26 +0000 2015
http://t.co/JXPfqLyYbG Fri Oct 16 12:55:33 +0000 2015
http://t.co/5btzaPANaM Fri Oct 16 12:54:46 +0000 2015
http://t.co/rwPIRrmfbH Fri Oct 16 06:00:36 +0000 2015
http://t.co/vavnzKEZ2o Fri Oct 16 00:19:01 +0000 2015
@techcyclists oh well. Fri Oct 16 00:10:09 +0000 2015
Nile Rodgers Tells the Story of David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance” https://t.co/dkx7cCUQQc Thu Oct 15 23:58:00 +0000 2015
http://t.co/GssF0zYiFg Thu Oct 15 23:34:02 +0000 2015
Yes. Totally yes. http://t.co/XguF4aqBJh Thu Oct 15 22:56:54 +0000 2015
Look, we need to redefine what ownership and copyright mean in a sharing age. http://t.co/hIDuxHJBBp Thu Oct 15 22:55:25 +0000 2015
Hey @techcyclists this made me think of you (but not in that way) http://t.co/M38W0sEHUl Thu Oct 15 22:54:09 +0000 2015
D.C. church says a bike lane would infringe upon its constitutional ‘rights of religious freedom’ https://t.co/rWLW3IRgJg Thu Oct 15 22:52:51 +0000 2015
Quel surprise.. Faux News’s “terrorism expert” is a fraud https://t.co/AT07gmqLL0 Thu Oct 15 22:50:57 +0000 2015
@Audrey_Giles Stories about various types of grass he ate Thu Oct 15 22:40:30 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert I’m glad you filmed my reaction Thu Oct 15 20:55:09 +0000 2015
Uni cafeteria is all you can eat for $10. Next door, coffee shop charges $5 for a tart. Someone is going to have to change their prices. #fb Thu Oct 15 20:54:38 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert http://t.co/bW9rj7lB3f Thu Oct 15 19:20:59 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Lbr6SmOVMP Thu Oct 15 19:17:38 +0000 2015
I saw @DavidBilbert waiting for the bus this morning http://t.co/Urd7qqZGCm Thu Oct 15 19:16:01 +0000 2015
http://t.co/6VJPmP2kSI Thu Oct 15 19:12:51 +0000 2015
The t-shirt of truth http://t.co/g1ZQznvdzV Thu Oct 15 19:09:57 +0000 2015
RT @guinnessgenius: So Lynton Crosby& @AGFchairman claim they’re #notincanada well you were, & you failed in your campaign of which I am gl… Thu Oct 15 18:55:33 +0000 2015
Lynton Crosby thinks “helping Harper win a 4th term is more important than safety & survival of future generations” http://t.co/t6zHJ0a0F0 Thu Oct 15 18:15:09 +0000 2015
Stephen Harper, Lynton Crosby and the dead cat trick http://t.co/t6zHJ0a0F0 Thu Oct 15 18:13:06 +0000 2015
@McGeeMeghan @Kutchinbird @RISSIJHS I didn’t know “check” was a French verb 😉 Thu Oct 15 18:11:31 +0000 2015
RT @CSEBOttawa: Listen as @Kutchinbird and @deonandan discuss the upcoming Canadian federal election! http://t.co/J1dylR8lTz via @RISSIJHS Thu Oct 15 18:11:10 +0000 2015
RT @CSEBOttawa: @Kutchinbird et @deonandan discutent l’élection fédérale canadienne en cours! http://t.co/J1dylR8lTz via @RISSIJHS Thu Oct 15 18:11:08 +0000 2015
Assessment of Canadian parties’ performance re: Middle East issues https://t.co/io8NEzXnZ4 Thu Oct 15 18:04:11 +0000 2015
Long life is wasted on tortoises. http://t.co/0sbXxgFm1F Thu Oct 15 18:01:43 +0000 2015
So Conservatives hire the devil to run an offensive campaign, but the devil finds them hopeless and leaves http://t.co/HJjjSZKuvB Thu Oct 15 17:03:00 +0000 2015
They’d better buy that dog a harem of bitches http://t.co/mcIpejJQ0Q Thu Oct 15 16:15:28 +0000 2015
Interesting how crazy really shines through in a mug shot http://t.co/HRPGGzKFMQ Thu Oct 15 16:13:04 +0000 2015
What if Harper wins a minority? http://t.co/IWehUgmCVN Thu Oct 15 14:50:03 +0000 2015
What the #canadavotes #exln42 ballot should look like next week (Thanks @DavidBilbert & @MarkForwardd ) http://t.co/XfBgw9vTsX Thu Oct 15 14:25:47 +0000 2015
Just came within a hair’s breadth of buying an expensive gaming laptop. Note to self: don’t shop online at 4:AM. Thu Oct 15 07:58:25 +0000 2015
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Roberto Rossellini’s “Socrates” – free on Youtube, with English subtitles https://t.co/QjH2FulskS Thu Oct 15 07:22:37 +0000 2015
“A doctoral student and their advisor walk into a bar. The advisor orders a rough draft and they sit in awkward silence for eight months.” Thu Oct 15 07:20:22 +0000 2015
Canadian students eligible to conduct research in India (deadline Nov 20, 2015) https://t.co/mhCf8wSljr Thu Oct 15 07:06:02 +0000 2015
The reflection of London against the Thames looks like a steampunk penis http://t.co/L4YcnSu2Wf Thu Oct 15 06:48:55 +0000 2015
RT @yayayarndiva: @deonandan taking da boi with me on Friday to Chicago via United https://t.co/9mMLG3vFax Thu Oct 15 06:34:12 +0000 2015
Everything you ever wanted to know about the microorganisms that live on your face http://t.co/IpICdILbPw #fb Thu Oct 15 06:31:33 +0000 2015
Word of the day: “rheum” (also called “gound”), which is the goop in the corners of your eyes when you wake up. #fb Thu Oct 15 06:28:24 +0000 2015
Poor @UrijahFaber Drunk walks into his house and leaves a “mess” if you know what I mean https://t.co/QWMIPpz2cW Thu Oct 15 05:54:04 +0000 2015
I took this photo on a United flight. Apparently Koreans can read Dutch, and possibly vice versa. http://t.co/Ue3UcCRFUh Thu Oct 15 05:42:33 +0000 2015
RT @RISSIJHS: The IJHS is currently accepting submissions for its Winter 2016 issue on the determinants of health. Learn more: http://t.co/… Thu Oct 15 05:19:55 +0000 2015
http://t.co/yGfibLeik8 Thu Oct 15 04:27:42 +0000 2015
RT @ckaiserca: Why do they call it a Voter Identification Card if you can’t use it for voter identification? #canpoli #ElectionsCanada Thu Oct 15 04:26:08 +0000 2015
See, I’m fair. Here’s a story about the Liberal campaign’s corruption. http://t.co/0A6QaTpoQE Thu Oct 15 04:25:31 +0000 2015
http://t.co/gXpBIGHbW0 Thu Oct 15 04:13:01 +0000 2015
http://t.co/dFaPOsJlH4 Thu Oct 15 04:11:52 +0000 2015
RT @g_debroucker: @jbouc033 @deonandan Love the new podcast! Thu Oct 15 03:56:47 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 93 http://t.co/1wF1qIbOFX http://t.co/IkcyXkard0 Thu Oct 15 00:38:16 +0000 2015
http://t.co/c8db5VhrEV Thu Oct 15 00:32:18 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ffXAD85UDP Thu Oct 15 00:31:27 +0000 2015
http://t.co/mw5bhxhfNV Thu Oct 15 00:30:31 +0000 2015
Syrian Lannister #GameOfThrones http://t.co/JHDyAG7Axy Wed Oct 14 23:24:35 +0000 2015
Conservative MP: “Trudeau will mandate brothels and drugs.” What pieces of shit these Conservative candidates are https://t.co/pcJZg3jb3w Wed Oct 14 22:58:41 +0000 2015
hss2381 – t-tests, part 2: http://t.co/S3b3uNNiIP via @YouTube Wed Oct 14 18:48:50 +0000 2015
I don’t wanna teach stats today, I don’t wanna! Wed Oct 14 16:22:32 +0000 2015
Ha. No one wants to answer the #Snowden question directly. Weasels. #DemocraticDebate Wed Oct 14 14:57:11 +0000 2015
Epidemiology in action #seemslegit http://t.co/pcsBbp3HXn Wed Oct 14 14:41:09 +0000 2015
Whenever they say “caucus” I imagine I’m watching a gay porno in Latin #DemocraticDebate Wed Oct 14 14:40:07 +0000 2015
“Wall Street…. where fraud is a business model.” -Bernie Sanders Wed Oct 14 14:26:44 +0000 2015
Why is my resting heart rate increasing? Is it the meth? http://t.co/t586GcG9Pw Wed Oct 14 14:05:30 +0000 2015
Clinton is the most professional and seasoned. But her answers are so weasely. I need a shower. #DemocraticDebate Wed Oct 14 13:55:06 +0000 2015
O’Malley you’re just using up valuable debate time! #DemocraticDebate Wed Oct 14 13:17:15 +0000 2015
Oh man, O’Malley is putting me to sleep. #DemocraticDebate Wed Oct 14 13:09:12 +0000 2015
Watching the Democratic debate, finally. So Clinton thinks she’s a “progressive” and not a “moderate”? I genuinely did a spit take. Wed Oct 14 13:02:11 +0000 2015
http://t.co/2cK08ARquC Wed Oct 14 12:46:37 +0000 2015
And the gap between the Liberals and the Cons widens… http://t.co/jX5eCRq2W7 Wed Oct 14 12:45:32 +0000 2015
Conservative ad in Chinese paper is unsurprisingly a new low (3 of 3) http://t.co/YDhiL2hZqN Wed Oct 14 12:39:28 +0000 2015
Conservative ad in Chinese paper is unsurprisingly a new low (2 of 3) http://t.co/26lYZ03Zkl Wed Oct 14 12:38:59 +0000 2015
Conservative ad in Chinese paper is unsurprisingly a new low (1 of 3) http://t.co/tAccA6mkik Wed Oct 14 12:36:57 +0000 2015
The IJHS Podcast http://t.co/rZpkHcCXSd http://t.co/WwoRz1E9nj Wed Oct 14 03:35:03 +0000 2015
Health Sciences Today – Special Election Episode: http://t.co/1hwlubMOp2 via @YouTube Wed Oct 14 03:13:36 +0000 2015
Dogulus buries his bone… in the couch: http://t.co/RaRcjCi9Qz via @YouTube Wed Oct 14 03:06:33 +0000 2015
The inaugural episode of the @RISSIJHS podcast is a special election discussion! http://t.co/IsN1meo4gm Wed Oct 14 02:25:33 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert overrated Wed Oct 14 01:49:44 +0000 2015
RT @nbarrowman: @deonandan https://t.co/76i9VsUmfQ Wed Oct 14 01:20:02 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert don’t tell me @MicFaragalli was going to eat him Wed Oct 14 01:19:53 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert clearly, you havent seen Minority Report. Shits do come bigger. Wed Oct 14 01:19:13 +0000 2015
RT @denisdirtywork: My autocorrect just tried to switch the word “neato” to “beating”. And that’s fair, considering that using the word “ne… Wed Oct 14 01:18:49 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert the voices in their heads are loud enough Wed Oct 14 01:18:01 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert hey whose puppy did you kidnap?!!! Wed Oct 14 01:16:40 +0000 2015
Dogulus defends his sock: http://t.co/N3PQHWpEew via @YouTube Wed Oct 14 01:02:16 +0000 2015
http://t.co/yJVCrQK4NU Wed Oct 14 00:33:08 +0000 2015
Back on Ottawa, muthafrackers Tue Oct 13 20:13:17 +0000 2015
Back on Porter. Where’s my free wine? #fb Tue Oct 13 19:04:41 +0000 2015
So glad I instituted this policy this year. http://t.co/k0NNXFtPEn Tue Oct 13 18:48:34 +0000 2015
Listen up… “data” and “phenomena” are both plural. Got it? #GrammarNazi #fb Tue Oct 13 15:58:31 +0000 2015
Just realized that I prefer the company of ANY dog to that of pretty much 2/3 of all humans #fb Tue Oct 13 15:57:24 +0000 2015
I used to think Youtube commenters were the stupidest people on the Internet. I fear IMDB commenters may have usurped that title. #fb Tue Oct 13 07:57:47 +0000 2015
Stephen Harper is a Fascist http://t.co/YwvJWfHL9V http://t.co/E09NGmkiqh Tue Oct 13 07:13:08 +0000 2015
Just saw “The Martian”. It was pretty good. A little too cute for my tastes. Tue Oct 13 02:13:25 +0000 2015
Look at this list of 14 characteristics of fascism. Stephen Harper has at least 10 of them: http://t.co/mgs6kRkzP1 Tue Oct 13 02:10:02 +0000 2015
Ever notice that no matter what movie you’re seeing, as soon as the main event starts, a bunch of people walk into the theatre? #fb Mon Oct 12 22:51:15 +0000 2015
“Columbus Day Is the Most Important Day of Every Year” https://t.co/yBgBaqgV9p Mon Oct 12 13:59:03 +0000 2015
@ericsquair yep. the little fucker made millions off of it. Sun Oct 11 21:03:20 +0000 2015
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (yes, I know it’s tomorrow; I’m an overachiever). http://t.co/4TEwR51jMm Sun Oct 11 20:59:39 +0000 2015
What I learned today: The theme from M.A.S.H. was written by 14 year old, and was intended to be as nonsensical as possible Sun Oct 11 20:18:10 +0000 2015
Among the many reasons I oppose the #TPP https://t.co/fFcml4t9PU Sun Oct 11 20:03:19 +0000 2015
Holy shit, man. Powerful story about the fight against racism http://t.co/fNBZDElNrG Sun Oct 11 19:49:41 +0000 2015
Harper: “too small a man to be big enough to be the leader for all Canadians.” https://t.co/0XwcC4WBYJ Sun Oct 11 19:27:13 +0000 2015
Marks for the first assignment are posted, & instantly my inbox is filled with mysterious student requests for an appointment. Coincidence? Sun Oct 11 18:59:27 +0000 2015
There are scores of tweets like this one. People are fucking stupid, and I give up. http://t.co/iBo8waHNjV Sun Oct 11 18:40:12 +0000 2015
Dear @ThomasMulcair, if you end up supporting @JustinTrudeau in a coalition or minority government, insist on repealing Bills c24 & c51 Sun Oct 11 18:12:54 +0000 2015
http://t.co/14xH6bMYQR Sun Oct 11 18:01:01 +0000 2015
An uncanny resemblance #stopharper @DavidBilbert http://t.co/ktiAXupG5N Sun Oct 11 15:32:07 +0000 2015
What I learned today: the Guyanese term “bukta”, meaning male underwear, takes its name from an 1879 British clothing company. Sun Oct 11 15:24:55 +0000 2015
What I learned today: “Olly olly oxen free” derives from “All ye, all ye ‘outs’ in free”, which really doesn’t help much. Sun Oct 11 15:23:51 +0000 2015
@techcyclists https://t.co/G3uYWuhHOt Sun Oct 11 15:22:53 +0000 2015
http://t.co/9fMlTYXVa8 Sun Oct 11 15:13:26 +0000 2015
An ad for an inner city McDonald’s: “Meek and Drake ain’t the only ones with beef.” Sun Oct 11 15:10:00 +0000 2015
I wonder how many Caribbean people went to see “Ant Man” expecting a gay porno? Sun Oct 11 15:04:32 +0000 2015
Rewatching “Independence Day.” Mam, it’s even dumber than I remember #fb Sun Oct 11 14:28:00 +0000 2015
http://t.co/jlkjCblPko Sun Oct 11 13:23:42 +0000 2015
http://t.co/jwyLI5obIl Sun Oct 11 13:23:19 +0000 2015
went to the wrong university for my PhD. Get your sh*t together, @westernu http://t.co/pLp66KPqaO Sun Oct 11 13:02:06 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert you once had a Schicklgruber removed from your ass Sun Oct 11 12:54:55 +0000 2015
What I learned today: Adolf Hitler’s original surname was “Schicklgruber”. Not nearly as ominous sounding. #fb Sun Oct 11 12:51:05 +0000 2015
Nobel Peace Prize committee accused of ignoring what Alfred Nobel wanted http://t.co/Zdli7eR7sg Sat Oct 10 20:47:35 +0000 2015
What I learned today: Canadian thanksgiving dates back to 1578 #fb Sat Oct 10 20:08:18 +0000 2015
A ladybug fell out of my hair and now it’s trapped in the house. And here it shall remain. Muaahahahahahaaaa! Sat Oct 10 19:16:59 +0000 2015
Sometimes the system crashes… with a little help from codeine and procrastination http://t.co/pD2JtPgwjS Sat Oct 10 17:30:18 +0000 2015
@RedParrots thanks. Won’t be able to start anything for a couple of months though, so will start thinking then Sat Oct 10 17:10:01 +0000 2015
@RedParrots really? We should chat. I think one story in particular lends itself well to comic book format Sat Oct 10 17:00:42 +0000 2015
Man, new Supergirl TV show looks awful #fb Sat Oct 10 16:47:27 +0000 2015
@RedParrots one of the problems is that, upon re-reading, it all seems derivative of Marvel comics. Needs heavy rewriting. Sat Oct 10 16:46:56 +0000 2015
@RedParrots I don’t have the art skills. But I was planning on self publishing the whole back catalogue Sat Oct 10 16:45:10 +0000 2015
Why It’s So Difficult to Diagnose Autism in Girls http://t.co/bPQOIQIZ4t Sat Oct 10 12:34:40 +0000 2015
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Are we done with the beards yet? Are we? #fb Fri Oct 09 23:19:19 +0000 2015
Toronto, beeyotches #fb Fri Oct 09 21:32:06 +0000 2015
Shit. Fell asleep in the Porter lounge and was snoring loudly. Yikes. Fri Oct 09 18:45:39 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/3gKkQxYMVE Fri Oct 09 18:24:13 +0000 2015
In the Porter lounge face-to-face with Mayor Watson. I’m gonna stare at him and see who blinks first. Fri Oct 09 18:01:40 +0000 2015
hss2381 – t tests part 1: http://t.co/jCjBjNNhAj via @YouTube Fri Oct 09 17:25:17 +0000 2015
Man, so many Ottawa academics have a pained look on their faces. I wonder if there’s something in the water. Fri Oct 09 14:52:56 +0000 2015
Boy, Bob Rae is looking rough. Can’t believe this was the spry young man I sometimes saw in my parents’ living room in the 1970s. Fri Oct 09 14:51:01 +0000 2015
Poor @rolandparis just introduced Louise Frechette as Louise Arbour… much to the discomfort of the audience Fri Oct 09 14:50:01 +0000 2015
My next obsession: the Rising Tide expansion pack of Civ 5: Beyond Earth http://t.co/Zlln3eQvqA Fri Oct 09 14:24:24 +0000 2015
#Finland http://t.co/twmE4Qb1bJ Fri Oct 09 13:25:41 +0000 2015
What would an NDP-Liberal coalition look like if Cons win a minority? http://t.co/SLtVJlCX5c Fri Oct 09 11:28:00 +0000 2015
So tired of CBC’s “This Is That.” It’s not funny satire. It’s usually just misleading fake news. We already have @TheOnion Fri Oct 09 11:22:36 +0000 2015
Liberals now in the lead http://t.co/PtsNpj1bHv Fri Oct 09 11:15:51 +0000 2015
I saw TV listing for “Heroes Reborn” and misread it quickly as “Herpes Reborn.” Got excited for a moment. #fb Fri Oct 09 01:54:26 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert we each know our audiences Fri Oct 09 01:50:39 +0000 2015
things my dick does (dedicated to @DavidBilbert ) http://t.co/5xOrlwpxBF Fri Oct 09 01:00:49 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/S7qw6tqiys Fri Oct 09 00:39:21 +0000 2015
@scowlyguy never Thu Oct 08 22:56:47 +0000 2015
I just gave one of the worst Epidemiology lectures of my career. Bah. It may as well have been about skin. Thu Oct 08 22:46:54 +0000 2015
I will be attending this tomorrow, “The United Nations at 70: Looking Ahead” http://t.co/fLGbvcfkHq Thu Oct 08 22:36:41 +0000 2015
Well I just voted. We’re supposed to write in the name of the guy we don’t want, right? #fb Thu Oct 08 21:20:29 +0000 2015
I keep smelling shwarma. Does that mean I’m having a seizure? #fb Thu Oct 08 21:19:26 +0000 2015
Hey, Ben Carson, you’re a neurosurgeon… you don’t do breast exams! http://t.co/7lgt4xNzYW Thu Oct 08 20:27:40 +0000 2015
RT @mickar1: Remember when Stephen Harper said he was doing everything humanly possible to bring Syrian refugees to Canada? Well, he lied. … Thu Oct 08 18:09:42 +0000 2015
Harper personally intervened to PREVENT Canada from helping Syrian refugees. Will we re-elect a monster to lead us? http://t.co/Crg3pA853b Thu Oct 08 17:57:54 +0000 2015
Conservative candidate James Cumming tells a black Canadian to “renounce his heritage.” These asses have got to go. http://t.co/ea6oRWrJvW Thu Oct 08 17:55:19 +0000 2015
” a referendum on aspiring oil sheikh Stephen Harper.” http://t.co/B4ucGP5dq3 Thu Oct 08 17:52:17 +0000 2015
RT @DonMartinCTV: This story will resonate on the campaign trail today. http://t.co/0I2tWk4SEf Thu Oct 08 17:08:51 +0000 2015
Shit. Just discovered the all you can eat buffet on campus. Life will never be the same. #fb Thu Oct 08 16:43:21 +0000 2015
More weirdness at @uOttawa https://t.co/7SXExeoj4F Thu Oct 08 16:01:24 +0000 2015
Yep, another Conservative candidate says something remarkably ignorant about Native people. http://t.co/gYKSBVBbIH Thu Oct 08 14:54:20 +0000 2015
Conservative Candidate Investigated By Elections Commissioner http://t.co/fVhFwSk1em Thu Oct 08 14:52:03 +0000 2015
Harvard debate team loses to New York prison inmates, fair and square http://t.co/lfca66RMEx Thu Oct 08 13:50:48 +0000 2015
“Ben Carson is like drug-free cocaine for people who don’t want to get high, but just like snorting white powder.” -Trevor Noah Thu Oct 08 13:36:15 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 92, courtesy of @DavidBilbert http://t.co/hiZv6HPlG4 Thu Oct 08 13:33:14 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 92 http://t.co/hiZv6HPlG4 http://t.co/yQ77SwyBCP Thu Oct 08 13:28:46 +0000 2015
RT @oliviachow: .@OpenMedia_ca is concerned about secretive #TPP. We must protect internet freedom: http://t.co/07LrCiXYbz #SpaFY http://t.… Thu Oct 08 04:47:41 +0000 2015
RT @BenPowless: Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper Launched His Political Career By Trying To Ban The Sikh Turban. He Lost http://t.co/… Thu Oct 08 04:47:10 +0000 2015
(a) not surprised, (b) depressed that most voters won’t learn about this or care about it. http://t.co/9N7JCso2z0 Thu Oct 08 04:44:11 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day http://t.co/MtUNglIPTl Thu Oct 08 04:37:14 +0000 2015
I just remembered Wang Computers. Heh heh. Wang. #fb Thu Oct 08 02:05:33 +0000 2015
That was weird. I just put on a shirt before making a phone call. Thu Oct 08 00:27:22 +0000 2015
http://t.co/ClCyXYzImF Wed Oct 07 23:38:09 +0000 2015
@brittharr2 L-O-R-D Wed Oct 07 23:35:18 +0000 2015
What an asshole http://t.co/Pau4KcPY6n Wed Oct 07 21:02:31 +0000 2015
‘Sluts Against Harper’ Will Send You Nudes for Voting http://t.co/EcUMFuIfUa Wed Oct 07 20:59:52 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie you may also enjoy “More or Less” from the BBC Wed Oct 07 20:39:38 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie also @JesseBrown ‘s Canadaland Wed Oct 07 20:38:50 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie how about @EvanLSolomon ‘s “Everything Is Political”? Wed Oct 07 20:38:03 +0000 2015
The truth of Harper’s record on our economy in one image. He’s good at one thing: energy. Everything else sucks. http://t.co/zzoxuqmOXE Wed Oct 07 20:34:46 +0000 2015
Kudos to W.E. Travel, whose telephone agents are the only people for whom I’ve had to spell my name ONLY ONCE #fb Wed Oct 07 20:26:12 +0000 2015
hss2381 – statistical inference, part 2: http://t.co/58UUnrzjtW via @YouTube Wed Oct 07 19:03:50 +0000 2015
White people don’t have to worry about Canada’s new #BarbaricCulturalPractices hotline. I think that’s the point. http://t.co/EOMxi2Mp8T Wed Oct 07 18:28:16 +0000 2015
Canadian spending on research and development in the higher education sector, by source of funding and science field http://t.co/l81Gj8B7DP Wed Oct 07 18:26:07 +0000 2015
“A NASA Experiment Is Going to Light Up the Sky With Beautifully Colored Clouds Tonight” http://t.co/5RJZiWFUV3 Wed Oct 07 16:01:50 +0000 2015
Paused at just the right moment http://t.co/wCv7TqjKDS Wed Oct 07 15:59:12 +0000 2015
Best proposal ever https://t.co/prGgYl03RR Wed Oct 07 15:45:31 +0000 2015
@StephenAtHome ‘s Pander Express https://t.co/rEvp6adiSL Wed Oct 07 14:21:21 +0000 2015
I admit it. I have some fond memories of the 1970s http://t.co/MzFAXyTMy6 Wed Oct 07 06:06:10 +0000 2015
Just watched season 2 premiere of The Flash…. Whoa… Jay Garrick… #geekout #fb Wed Oct 07 05:43:55 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva I’m not going to contest that assertion Wed Oct 07 01:17:05 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva At least now we know he’s not European Wed Oct 07 01:03:08 +0000 2015
Dickhead http://t.co/OglXZkvjKM Wed Oct 07 01:01:41 +0000 2015
Racist old people have ceased to be funny…. mostly because they can still vote. Wed Oct 07 00:59:26 +0000 2015
I wish I could train my house guests to do this https://t.co/TxLehShGiQ Tue Oct 06 18:40:49 +0000 2015
Athletic 19 year old MMA fighter does unbelievable front flip after his victory. Internet goes insane. https://t.co/fy5VDH1tFM #ufc192 Tue Oct 06 17:11:23 +0000 2015
My relatives think this guy looks like me. http://t.co/nNpOuNNlbm Tue Oct 06 16:29:56 +0000 2015
“Dear Professor, I have some questions about the class. When can I ask them to you?” Um, how about during the class? Tue Oct 06 16:12:47 +0000 2015
“U of T decreases gender-neutral bathrooms after voyeurism” Honestly, who didn’t see this coming? http://t.co/YlQtwcq6Qt Tue Oct 06 14:33:17 +0000 2015
Sometimes the system just crashes http://t.co/MdymOOUvlV Tue Oct 06 13:34:29 +0000 2015
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Despite a strong performance in last week’s debate, the NDP loses ground to the Cons http://t.co/Lvj8hkDmrP Mon Oct 05 23:16:09 +0000 2015
New cover for Frank Miller’s new Dark Knight comic book. I will read it. But I’m not expecting much. http://t.co/sjpMLv7af5 Mon Oct 05 23:03:24 +0000 2015
Dogulus Being Scolded: http://t.co/xyKQIJftu5 via @YouTube Mon Oct 05 23:02:32 +0000 2015
Woman in front of me in coffee line just ordered mint tea with a vanilla shot. I hope she’s stoned. Mon Oct 05 20:52:56 +0000 2015
Student asking my advice on applying to grad schools: “What? You mean I have to write a different letter for each school I’m applying to?!” Mon Oct 05 20:30:29 +0000 2015
@Audrey_Giles 🙂 Mon Oct 05 15:33:02 +0000 2015
Eating leftover Chinese food, wondering what animal parts were used to make the “vegetarian” special. I guess the animal was vegetarian. Mon Oct 05 15:14:54 +0000 2015
Sure, but how long until he can send me an email? https://t.co/nxz213UVhU Mon Oct 05 15:01:55 +0000 2015
Everytime someone tweets angrily about “TPP” I assume they are out of toilet paper #barelyawake #fb Mon Oct 05 14:54:54 +0000 2015
“Deans must be amicable, intellectual leaders.” No comment. http://t.co/4c7MyrmO6T Mon Oct 05 14:51:41 +0000 2015
Rise of the teaching class http://t.co/T4ojUC0nUf Mon Oct 05 03:28:07 +0000 2015
58 years ago today, Sputnik was launched #fb Mon Oct 05 02:04:02 +0000 2015
http://t.co/Z1BeDMw2ZZ Sun Oct 04 19:52:29 +0000 2015
http://t.co/LUFsv3yeCz Sun Oct 04 19:49:07 +0000 2015
http://t.co/43fAgtgHlT Sun Oct 04 19:48:10 +0000 2015
http://t.co/tDHL7oKiZf Sun Oct 04 19:47:10 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @brittharr2 I’m telling Andrea what you called her Sun Oct 04 18:43:15 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert took me 3 looks to realize this wasn’t you Sun Oct 04 18:42:54 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert I told @brittharr2 I have 2 bitches coming over –you and Roth. She said, “Oh God, this is how HIV is transmitted” Sun Oct 04 18:32:34 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert tweet/text, whatever Sun Oct 04 16:59:05 +0000 2015
“Best name for a Lionel Richie-themed Muslim butcher: ‘Halal, Is it Meat You’re Looking For?'” -Bill Bailey #fb Sun Oct 04 16:56:46 +0000 2015
“Most offensive name for a Chinese laundry: ‘Ethnic Cleansing'” -Bill Bailey #fb Sun Oct 04 16:56:13 +0000 2015
“Most offensive name for a record store: ‘The Vinyl Solution'” -Bill Bailey #fb Sun Oct 04 16:55:53 +0000 2015
http://t.co/7tR8ndNu1d Sun Oct 04 07:07:42 +0000 2015
This changes everything http://t.co/V8q25qbH53 Sun Oct 04 06:04:50 +0000 2015
There was a time when all bands looked like street toughs. Now they all look like depressed and confused vegan Amish youth. Sun Oct 04 05:39:03 +0000 2015
The silence before the press conference always creeps me out #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 05:36:21 +0000 2015
@yayayarndiva congrats on the anniversary of your escape from the womb! Sun Oct 04 05:32:35 +0000 2015
Well I feel unathletic now https://t.co/kXY5YmpLcV Sun Oct 04 05:31:37 +0000 2015
RT @dantelfer: Be suspicious of liberal gun talk. They are in the pocket of Big Alive and want you to not die so they can make money off yo… Sun Oct 04 05:27:11 +0000 2015
RT @DougSaunders: The Australianization of Canadian politics https://t.co/EfEqa0a2kW Sun Oct 04 05:26:49 +0000 2015
RT @AndyRichter: So that’s what those lumps under the picnic blanket were http://t.co/g6teNkdjJp Sun Oct 04 05:26:26 +0000 2015
RT @TommyToeHold: Jones should write a biography and then pull it from shelves the day after it’s released. #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 05:25:28 +0000 2015
Gawd, these Holm-Rousey promos are pukey #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:54:43 +0000 2015
And nobody mentions Jon Jones. Interesting…. #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:52:56 +0000 2015
. @AlexTheMauler reminds me of Ken Norton from the 70s: great fighter, always in the title mix, but never getting the belt #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:50:48 +0000 2015
Calling this 49-46 for DC #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:48:53 +0000 2015
@Conrad1337 Ever see this in Grand Theft Auto IV? https://t.co/rs2IqNV5KK Sun Oct 04 04:47:58 +0000 2015
@Conrad1337 you are a lucky man, indeed Sun Oct 04 04:47:09 +0000 2015
If this is close, the judges will call it for DC #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:46:07 +0000 2015
Hey my feed just froze! Auuuugh! #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:45:34 +0000 2015
@Conrad1337 “has dog is named Bas” Well done, sir! I own all the Bas videos. Sun Oct 04 04:44:09 +0000 2015
Before Jones, the LHW belt would change every other day. Maybe we’re going back to that scenario? #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:43:39 +0000 2015
I think Gus broke his hand #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:42:21 +0000 2015
I call this 3-1 for DC, but it could easily be 3-1 for Gus. Weird, huh? #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:42:00 +0000 2015
DC throwing lots of backfists. Weird. #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:41:32 +0000 2015
@Conrad1337 And Arlovski, and joanna jedrzejczyk Sun Oct 04 04:40:17 +0000 2015
DC’s legs look stumbly #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:36:48 +0000 2015
I’m calling it 2-1 for DC, but that does NOT tell the whole story. How are these men still standing? #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:36:17 +0000 2015
Fuuuuuuck. I’m giving that round to DC, but maaaaan. #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:35:34 +0000 2015
What… the… f…? #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:34:46 +0000 2015
So impressed by @dc_mma ‘s ability to close the distance #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:34:12 +0000 2015
Man, @AlexTheMauler has taken too much recent head damage in his career. I fear for his long term brain health #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:33:01 +0000 2015
I call this at 1 round each so far #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:31:11 +0000 2015
Whoa, the prison rape reverses itself! #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:28:49 +0000 2015
Thanks @joerogan , I just learned about the “bolo uppercut” #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:28:16 +0000 2015
I wonder if Jones is watching this, thinking, “I’ve beaten all four of the men in the main event” #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:27:12 +0000 2015
I saw DC’s belly and wondered if this was KFC192 instead of #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:26:18 +0000 2015
Whoa! Gus takes him down! Jeebus #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:25:33 +0000 2015
Anyone know if Jones is in attendance? #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:23:47 +0000 2015
If you squint, this fight looks like two toddlers playing in their underwear #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:23:07 +0000 2015
I feel like I’m watching a prison rape #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:19:56 +0000 2015
Shit, son! #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:18:50 +0000 2015
RT @RileyfromCanada: Oh that shits disputed. #UFC192 #JonJones Sun Oct 04 04:17:49 +0000 2015
Suddenly, I wish I were watching @dc_mma vs Bader #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:17:33 +0000 2015
RT @SuziDodt: Regardless of who wins this main event they better not even speak about a DC Gustaffson rematch or I’ll punch Dana White myse… Sun Oct 04 04:17:07 +0000 2015
As a short, fat guy myself, I take some pleasure in watching @dc_mma manhandle tall skinny dudes who got all the girls in highschool #ufc192 Sun Oct 04 04:16:13 +0000 2015
After Bader’s remarkable abs, @dc_mma ‘s physique is…. distressing #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:14:40 +0000 2015
Kanye’s voice hurts my brain #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:14:01 +0000 2015
I want @dc_mma to win, only for the drama when Jones returns #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:13:00 +0000 2015
Umm, @AlexTheMauler has awful walk-in music #UFC192 Sun Oct 04 04:11:28 +0000 2015
@whatcom16 I finally managed to get it on the dimsports feed. No buffering here. Sun Oct 04 04:06:41 +0000 2015
@fire_stick1 I finally managed to get it on the dimsports feed Sun Oct 04 04:06:24 +0000 2015
Hmm. None of my kodi streams are working for #ufc192 Anyone else having better luck? Sun Oct 04 03:26:48 +0000 2015
@fire_stick1 thanks but I’m getting a “no stream available” error Sun Oct 04 03:16:55 +0000 2015
“It’s important to establish dominance. Show your dog who’s boss by cleaning up its waste and paying for its food.” http://t.co/ksN6x9m0WJ Sat Oct 03 17:18:53 +0000 2015
http://t.co/INjihNeCiO Sat Oct 03 17:17:28 +0000 2015
Can’t wait to play this game #nomanssky http://t.co/k4ZTmyUWYh Sat Oct 03 16:52:37 +0000 2015
Students today are less resilient and more needy… https://t.co/zTkv0OAaek Sat Oct 03 14:37:34 +0000 2015
I just did this online survey of scholarly communication tool usage https://t.co/15L96ONk3m @jeroenbosman @peterlevesque Sat Oct 03 14:32:34 +0000 2015
It’s a helluva drug http://t.co/hhi2fJi4BJ Sat Oct 03 14:04:26 +0000 2015
Dear Americans…. http://t.co/oBKvd1Yfe1 Sat Oct 03 14:03:01 +0000 2015
@jeroenbosman done Sat Oct 03 13:48:51 +0000 2015
Despite the cruel image of our country being projected by our dismal Prime Minister, Canadians are actually cool http://t.co/ICUPD4i3hY Sat Oct 03 13:38:15 +0000 2015
One more paper accepted for publication…. in an incredibly crappy, low quality foreign journal. So there’s that. Sat Oct 03 13:12:32 +0000 2015
People still poke people on Facebook? Cool. Sat Oct 03 13:05:39 +0000 2015
White men are too dangerous to let into our country or into our communities. And we should rescind their citizenship. http://t.co/kcp7dfwafH Sat Oct 03 03:05:25 +0000 2015
These terrorists all kind of look the same, don’t they? http://t.co/fCWs1M46wI Sat Oct 03 03:02:49 +0000 2015
@aryaah yeah, but the potential upside is that this might move the needle in Quebec, which is what’s really needed Sat Oct 03 02:44:27 +0000 2015
RT @TashaKheiriddin: I give this one to Mulcair. Trudeau seemed frustrated, Duceppe weaker than at RadCan, and Harper was… Harper. #faceà… Sat Oct 03 02:41:24 +0000 2015
Naheed Nenshi so eloquent on CBC re: niqab issue. http://t.co/zUgzsslftL Sat Oct 03 02:33:33 +0000 2015
RT @PFrache: Women have the right to decide what to wear. Full stop. #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 02:13:22 +0000 2015
i know, right? or ski masks or sunglasses with baseball caps https://t.co/vKksTkPdEv Sat Oct 03 02:13:10 +0000 2015
RT @PFrache: Good job @ThomasMulcair for opposing Islamophobia during this debate. #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 02:12:22 +0000 2015
RT @PFrache: Harper: “Vote to protect ‘our’ values” – those of white, straight, corporate men … ugh #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 02:12:12 +0000 2015
RT @PFrache: Harper’s concluding remarks: “be afraid, be very afraid” #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 02:12:08 +0000 2015
I think Mulcair told Harper to his face all the things I would tell him, but with fewer 4-letter words and less spit #faceafaceTVA #fb Sat Oct 03 02:07:09 +0000 2015
RT @MicheleSherstan: Congrats & thanks to Trudeau and Mulcair for taking the fight to Harper tonight. Knock him out & let the voters decide… Sat Oct 03 02:06:00 +0000 2015
RT @Shawn_Katz: Mulcair dominated the stage: Calm, passionate, incisive, reasoned. Duceppe failed to give QCers enough reason to ditch NDP.… Sat Oct 03 02:05:51 +0000 2015
@RedParrots he lost in life Sat Oct 03 02:04:13 +0000 2015
@justinbeaudoin it’s odd that we live in a time when we can have favourite and least favourite… interpreters Sat Oct 03 02:03:22 +0000 2015
@justinbeaudoin my contacts tell me that CPAC has little control over who their interpreters are, and often they’re just… weird Sat Oct 03 02:01:05 +0000 2015
Okay, my take: biggest winner was Mulcair. Biggest loser was Harper. And it gives me great pleasure to make that observation #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 02:00:25 +0000 2015
Trudeau has the best closing comments. I think he gained a lot tonight. But Mulcair gained the most. #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:58:55 +0000 2015
@justinbeaudoin yep. I feel like I’m watching Sailor Moon Sat Oct 03 01:57:51 +0000 2015
It’s not too late. Harper might still cry…. #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:57:13 +0000 2015
Uhoh, creepy-eyed Mulcair is back. Dude, look away! #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:55:41 +0000 2015
@RedParrots whoohoo! Sat Oct 03 01:54:26 +0000 2015
That moderator has a slick suit. Duceppe is swimming in his suit like someone’s grandpa #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:54:01 +0000 2015
So, in French is “Duffy” said aloud as “le Duffy”? ‘Cause he looks like he deserves a definite article #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:52:39 +0000 2015
Every time the anime-voice interpreter comes on, I get happy #faceafaceTVA #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:51:54 +0000 2015
@jbouc033 even his tie is on crookedly Sat Oct 03 01:51:31 +0000 2015
@PatOndabak @RedParrots As someone who is old and weak, I am offended to be in the same category as a sith lord weasel Sat Oct 03 01:50:39 +0000 2015
@DiannaLGunn @RedParrots Which makes his dry, sad, machine face so much more pathetic Sat Oct 03 01:49:47 +0000 2015
Summary of #faceafaceTVA : niqab, niqab, mailboxes, niqab, old people, senate, and niqab Sat Oct 03 01:49:19 +0000 2015
Shit. Have I been using the wrong hashtag for the #frenchdebate tonight? #faceafaceTVA #fb Sat Oct 03 01:48:03 +0000 2015
This moderator is slick. But his mouth is wider than his head. It’s distracting. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:46:15 +0000 2015
@TheGreatGabbert ha! Sat Oct 03 01:45:19 +0000 2015
Most Canadians know what the senate is or what it does. Most think it’s a hockey team. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:45:07 +0000 2015
I hate the fucker. But I do feel for Harper having to defend himself against three excellent speakers of French #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:44:18 +0000 2015
Oh I think Harper might actually cry…. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:43:12 +0000 2015
The seniors portion of the #frenchdebate should have been earlier. Most of them have already gone to bed. Sat Oct 03 01:40:44 +0000 2015
@dgardner I think @nenshi should enter federal politics Sat Oct 03 01:37:55 +0000 2015
So we’re learning about leaders’ wives and mothers. Why don’t they have podiums? #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:37:05 +0000 2015
Mailboxes? Zzzzzzzz #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:35:34 +0000 2015
Holy crap. Can’t wait to see the Quebec polls after tonight. Mulcair may have earned back French supporters from Darth Harper #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:32:36 +0000 2015
@PaganMediaBites @AndrewMitrovica we get to see the real weasel beneath the robot facade Sat Oct 03 01:30:51 +0000 2015
“If someone is oppressed, let’s deal with the oppressor & stop attacking the person who is oppressed.” Tom, I’m proud of you #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:30:21 +0000 2015
WTF is Duceppe talking about? He’s lost it. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:29:10 +0000 2015
Why is the interpreter pronouncing “mosques” as “musk-oxe”? #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:28:24 +0000 2015
Man, Harper is getting hammered from all angled tonight… and no voters are watching #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:28:00 +0000 2015
Trudeau: “Mr Harper, what is your position? Do you defend a woman’s right to choice?” Damn! …. watch the weasel squirm! #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:27:01 +0000 2015
Trudeau: “You have more men in your party who are anti-abortion than you have women wearing niqabs” #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:26:08 +0000 2015
Harper: “We’re the most welcoming country in the world” But you’re the one trying to change that! #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:25:37 +0000 2015
“The niqab does not create jobs” #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:24:29 +0000 2015
@AndrewMitrovica @PaganMediaBites Canada is bleeding, unfortunately #downer Sat Oct 03 01:23:25 +0000 2015
Trudeau gives what I feel is an offensive answer. If you see a woman with niqab, why do you assume she needs your sympathy? #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:22:33 +0000 2015
Canadian niqab #frenchdebate http://t.co/ugBj2MbfaE Sat Oct 03 01:20:37 +0000 2015
Mulcair so close to scoring knockout on niqab issue… but then lost it. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:19:21 +0000 2015
RT @EvanLSolomon: Boy. Watching the Harper Trudeau exchange on pot is something. Winner? Inventor of split screen. Sat Oct 03 01:16:19 +0000 2015
RT @iRhysTay: #stuffhappens Is the same GOP approach to #BlackLivesMatter They don’t get or are evil. I go with they’re #evil. Sat Oct 03 01:15:56 +0000 2015
“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty” -Joseph Goebbels #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:10:31 +0000 2015
RT @DaveBeninger: Retweet if you think the Niqab issue is engineered to distract from how horrible a job Stephen Harper & CPC MPs have done… Sat Oct 03 01:08:40 +0000 2015
All the candidates are comparatively civil to each other… unless they’re talking to Harper. Then the fangs come out. Love it #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:07:55 +0000 2015
“White men who run a corrupt government but then blame minorities for destroying Canadian values #BarbaricCulturalPractices ” @NaheedMustafa Sat Oct 03 01:06:35 +0000 2015
RT @BeaudryRenee: LOL! Trudeau just called Duceppe “mom amour”! Haha that was amazing!! #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:03:34 +0000 2015
You know what? They way I see it, Harper is getting hammered in the #frenchdebate Mind you, I’m barely paying attention #fb Sat Oct 03 01:02:57 +0000 2015
Have you noticed that the Liberals and NDP have stopped going after each other? Finally. #unitetheleft #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 01:01:10 +0000 2015
RT @VincePuzzo76: Someone told Mulcair to stop insulting Justin #Frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 01:00:38 +0000 2015
Well that’s something, I guess http://t.co/0rut0hXggp Sat Oct 03 00:57:59 +0000 2015
This is the best dressed Harper and Mulcair have been yet. Trudeau is dapper as usual. #frenchdebate Sat Oct 03 00:56:21 +0000 2015
RT @MarkKersten: Harper won’t run a budget deficit. But on migration, human rights, & climate, he’s run a moral deficit for a decade. #fren… Sat Oct 03 00:52:49 +0000 2015
Mulcair comes out swinging. That’s the way, Tommy Boy. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:51:16 +0000 2015
Interpreter just said “willy nilly”. What was that in French? “Guillaume sans present”? #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:48:57 +0000 2015
Oooooh. Mulcair bitchslaps Harper on foreign affairs. Nice. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:48:08 +0000 2015
RT @VSReeve: Watching French debate and guess what? @pmHarper lies in French as well as in English! #elxn42 #faceafaceTVA Sat Oct 03 00:45:59 +0000 2015
Zzzzzzz #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:43:40 +0000 2015
Voting against increased contribution limits for TFSA is not an attack on middle class; only wealthy can use it. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:31:06 +0000 2015
“Art” Carney is the head of the Bank of Canada? Cool. #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:23:09 +0000 2015
Man, this is the most boring debate so far. Where is the shrew-voiced interpreter? #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:12:47 +0000 2015
Interpreter just pronounced “cacophony” as “cack-oh-phony” #frenchdebate #fb Sat Oct 03 00:03:15 +0000 2015
RT @AndyRichter: Things aren’t working out with our new nanny http://t.co/6tpOJeaUc2 Fri Oct 02 23:37:00 +0000 2015
“yo momma is so fat her spirit animal is fried chicken” Fri Oct 02 23:13:44 +0000 2015
Since the election began, over 1000 Aboriginal children have been sexually abused, yet we bicker over the niqab #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 22:58:17 +0000 2015
RT @AntoniaZ: Lying about what you said about #MMIW not being “high” on your “radar.” http://t.co/bcB8XbIsG8 #BarbaricCulturalPractices #cd… Fri Oct 02 22:51:12 +0000 2015
RT @picardonhealth: Missing and murdered aboriginal women. #MMIW #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 22:50:55 +0000 2015
RT @jenniferhollett: Proud of NDP MPs who voted against Harper’s #BarbaricCulturalPractices bill: http://t.co/tkXH3gaw4x Can’t say same for… Fri Oct 02 22:50:46 +0000 2015
Hey politicians, the crisis in Canada is not immigration, taxes, or the niqab, it’s Aboriginal rights! http://t.co/ql47VQwlFv Fri Oct 02 22:48:06 +0000 2015
Grand total of 2 women who requested wearing niqab in citizenship ceremony, BOTH offered to take it off privately for immigration officials Fri Oct 02 22:43:47 +0000 2015
RT @JustinTrudeau: Canada is lucky to have #peoplelikeNenshi who stand up to the politics of fear & division. Thank you @nenshi for joining… Fri Oct 02 22:29:48 +0000 2015
RT @rulajebreal: In Greenville, South Carolina, Jeb Bush, arguing against calls for gun control after major tragedy, says, “stuff happens.” Fri Oct 02 22:29:20 +0000 2015
@Audrey_Giles i don’t want to ask Fri Oct 02 22:27:40 +0000 2015
#BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/f8laRIHO2I http://t.co/1QUNRwfMI3 Fri Oct 02 21:40:13 +0000 2015
One of the wisest moves I’ve ever made as a professor: refuse to answer any questions 24 hours before any exam or assignment due date #fb Fri Oct 02 20:58:57 +0000 2015
Bestiality #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/8MP6ZnTZ8K Fri Oct 02 20:54:16 +0000 2015
Cattle rustling #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/hZ323wNUlp Fri Oct 02 20:46:31 +0000 2015
Taking your plushy/furry perversions into public life #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/4tnKgSAXta Fri Oct 02 20:45:40 +0000 2015
Thinking and dressing like you’re Batman. You’re not Batman, you fat fuck. #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/07M3peR6em Fri Oct 02 20:44:35 +0000 2015
Attending a Sikh temple dressed as a smurf #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/NNUl06Pyv6 Fri Oct 02 20:43:25 +0000 2015
Fondling a strange woman’s buns #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/fCtKIeKrVj Fri Oct 02 20:42:13 +0000 2015
Stealing food from the elderly #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/WVQPVWOJoW Fri Oct 02 20:41:29 +0000 2015
Wearing Native headdress while letting Native women die #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/b3Cl511RfM Fri Oct 02 20:40:08 +0000 2015
RT @Historian_Mairi: Acting as though what a woman wears on her face is more important than what she thinks in her head #BarbaricCulturalPr… Fri Oct 02 20:35:19 +0000 2015
RT @kimpittaway: Veiling your racism in the language of “protecting women & children” #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:35:13 +0000 2015
Refusing to shake a polite panda’s hand #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/7TMEFToZWA Fri Oct 02 20:34:18 +0000 2015
Being sloppily dressed for your night out at the gay bar #BarbaricCulturalPractices http://t.co/Tg9Hn9E6D3 Fri Oct 02 20:33:37 +0000 2015
RT @BCFerrys: Att’n passengers: we are no longer serving yogurt onboard. #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:32:05 +0000 2015
Stop calling it “dog whistle politics”. Dogs would never act so assholish. Fri Oct 02 20:31:53 +0000 2015
RT @tarun_rahman: Seriously though, cutting access to health care for refugees in Canada. #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:30:25 +0000 2015
RT @Any1ButChris: Good to see that this #BarbaricCulturalPractices issue has shown @calxandr and @jkenney as the racist bigots they are #el… Fri Oct 02 20:30:02 +0000 2015
RT @CouncilofCDNs: Cutting protection for 99% of lakes and rivers #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:28:27 +0000 2015
RT @farrah_khan: It is estimated that there is 1200+ Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:28:15 +0000 2015
RT @farrah_khan: Only 1 in 3 Canadians know what sexual consent means #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:28:07 +0000 2015
Want an antidote from the fascism that is @pmharper and his Cons? These are brilliant: #BarbaricCulturalPractices Fri Oct 02 20:27:43 +0000 2015
If this doesn’t convince you the Conservatives are divisive, hateful racists, then you’re an idiot… or one of them. http://t.co/hYXtdn7rp5 Fri Oct 02 20:20:46 +0000 2015
Nice to see the Conservative government has gone full Nazi http://t.co/F3vPHUQanB Fri Oct 02 20:14:02 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in Woodstock, ON http://t.co/zMlt4DkRPR Fri Oct 02 17:31:54 +0000 2015
hss2381 – statistical inference, part 1: http://t.co/px1RE6cv1t via @YouTube Fri Oct 02 17:21:43 +0000 2015
Don’t forget tonight’s French language leaders’ debate, 8pm EST. Get your booze and Twitter apps ready! http://t.co/y24U0dy2pZ Fri Oct 02 16:53:50 +0000 2015
Are you a @uOttawa HSS (Health Sciences) alumnus/alumna? Consider taking our post-graduation survey https://t.co/3Ap8pH0xZV Fri Oct 02 16:41:37 +0000 2015
So apparently I just accidentially put a tablet of alka seltzer through an entire wash and dry cycle in my laundry #science #fb Fri Oct 02 13:42:41 +0000 2015
Ryan Adams only looks a little like Bryan Adams. It’s like he’s not even trying! #fb Fri Oct 02 13:35:06 +0000 2015
Hilarious http://t.co/zdFAbriJlK Fri Oct 02 12:59:17 +0000 2015
“Heroes Reborn”: so far, pretty cool #fb Fri Oct 02 05:19:03 +0000 2015
The burger girl at Harveys says to me, “Double angus?” and I swear I heard, “Cunnilingus?” Fri Oct 02 02:08:41 +0000 2015
Mars never looked so real to me as in these close-ups of drill holes http://t.co/KTxzuPHqkP Fri Oct 02 02:07:38 +0000 2015
Craig Ferguson at the NAC with @DavidBilbert http://t.co/Zaw8pe2eHs Fri Oct 02 01:34:44 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert outdoor parking lot, canal side Thu Oct 01 22:53:54 +0000 2015
About to see Craig Ferguson and there’s a bar here. Irony much? #fb Thu Oct 01 22:52:39 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert class ended early. Heading to nac now Thu Oct 01 22:22:28 +0000 2015
RT @13spencer: I know we’re screwed in the war against machines because I see how badly people handle the self-checkout at the grocery stor… Thu Oct 01 19:40:24 +0000 2015
Congrats to @uOttawa professor Paul Corkum who might just win a Nobel Prize in Physics! http://t.co/UaNDo2IRsL Thu Oct 01 16:41:30 +0000 2015
http://t.co/iHKEfpd5uy Thu Oct 01 16:28:27 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie wait. *I* am grand high emperor Thu Oct 01 16:07:10 +0000 2015
Holy shit. This is how a Conservative candidate handles respectful, on-target questions. https://t.co/DDEdUY86Xm #asshat #getridofharper Thu Oct 01 15:52:49 +0000 2015
I keep buying more yogurt, even though I already have yogurt. What I’m trying to say is, I have a lot of yogurt. #fb Thu Oct 01 15:40:51 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert 😐 Thu Oct 01 15:40:18 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert and you’re the little spoon tonight Thu Oct 01 15:22:51 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert show starts at 7:30. I teach until 6:50. So take your time. Thu Oct 01 15:20:08 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert want to meet at NAC ticket booth at 7-ish? Thu Oct 01 15:17:41 +0000 2015
Every time a politician talks about his “mandate”, I suspect he’s referring to his secret gay lifestyle. Thu Oct 01 13:31:30 +0000 2015
Whoa. This is heavy. http://t.co/WCscXgu38H Thu Oct 01 13:25:13 +0000 2015
Why are working class kids less likely to get elite jobs? They study too hard at college. http://t.co/7rIULoOjCh Thu Oct 01 13:22:12 +0000 2015
Belarus TV show “The Theorists” is a direct rip-off of Big Bang Theory: https://t.co/ze1twCwsUE Thu Oct 01 12:49:00 +0000 2015
One more paper completed and submitted. Now we await the rejection letter… #fb Thu Oct 01 12:41:01 +0000 2015
What? 7% of Cherokees owned Black slaves?! http://t.co/AxZfMX4ju3 Thu Oct 01 12:07:04 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert don’t forget.. Craig Ferguson tonight! Prepare your sphincter! Thu Oct 01 12:02:46 +0000 2015
Harper eats kittens http://t.co/N5qbhlFoAZ Thu Oct 01 11:20:56 +0000 2015
No. No it does not. http://t.co/hwKqkT9FdN Thu Oct 01 11:20:00 +0000 2015
Lucky for us, he dropped out to go into politics instead http://t.co/YTFifofI9j Thu Oct 01 11:17:58 +0000 2015
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This will not end well. http://t.co/z49Fe3i36Q Thu Oct 01 10:45:54 +0000 2015
. @DavidBilbert http://t.co/k32jJh2wBp Thu Oct 01 10:43:03 +0000 2015
Twitter Tweets from 9-1-15 to 9-30-15 http://t.co/mG0p4hnmtP Thu Oct 01 10:38:10 +0000 2015
http://t.co/VLu3Ies5Xg Thu Oct 01 10:19:56 +0000 2015
I liked a @YouTube video from @deonandan http://t.co/D2Rfmuswr2 Dogulus does his best tricks Thu Oct 01 08:27:16 +0000 2015
RT @yayayarndiva: Imma thinking just because you CAN create an app, doesn’t necessarily mean that app serves a useful purpose… Thu Oct 01 08:23:23 +0000 2015
Chocolate favoured tea. Who thought this was a good idea? #fb Thu Oct 01 08:22:33 +0000 2015
Recent Facebook Profile Pics http://t.co/0raaH1bklT http://t.co/LsbAu6zHkh Thu Oct 01 08:20:23 +0000 2015
#refugees http://t.co/JvyQPizO1U Thu Oct 01 07:51:37 +0000 2015
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#Avengers http://t.co/d4xHlbmgZP Thu Oct 01 07:43:42 +0000 2015
Olympic-Level Troll Hijacks HLN Segment on Edward Snowden to Defend Edward Scissorhands http://t.co/xNcRlwAFdR Thu Oct 01 07:31:28 +0000 2015
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