Twitter Tweets from 12-1-15 to 12-31-15

Archived Twitter tweets from 2015-12-01 to 2015-12-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

@DavidBilbert https://t.co/nQfEW80l5a Thu Dec 31 15:07:27 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert no. No no no. Why is everyone cumming all over this mediocre movie? Thu Dec 31 14:49:29 +0000 2015
Note to self: when you’re messing with DNS settings all night, don’t be surprised when your website goes offline. Fuck. #fb Thu Dec 31 14:47:59 +0000 2015
@adr sure, but most ordained ministers aren’t also horror movie icons Thu Dec 31 13:47:26 +0000 2015
Today’s fun fact: Bruce Campbell is an ordained minister #irony #fb Thu Dec 31 04:52:14 +0000 2015
Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/4WfwtBZsrA https://t.co/kaB1wgGFV1 Wed Dec 30 20:30:58 +0000 2015
The problem with eating Asian kids is that and hour later you’re hungry for another one. https://t.co/7Gd7d5aUQp Wed Dec 30 19:38:10 +0000 2015
Shit. Earthquake on West coast! #fb Wed Dec 30 15:26:05 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/DBQxP5ktNe Wed Dec 30 06:39:26 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/cM0ODiJK1B Wed Dec 30 03:15:53 +0000 2015
Comment from ratemyprofessors: “He’s funny but not as funny as he thinks he is.” Well, to be fair, no one could be as funny as I think I am. Wed Dec 30 02:50:05 +0000 2015
@Georgestownelf when you least expect it…. Wed Dec 30 02:22:27 +0000 2015
Letter from Min. of Education in 1986. Do they still give token amounts of cash to high performing high school kids? https://t.co/lpZUfNC18c Wed Dec 30 02:19:21 +0000 2015
@Georgestownelf they know I try to sneak in the occasional dick pic Wed Dec 30 02:18:54 +0000 2015
I was part of the 1978-79 championship floor hockey team in grade 6. Yes, I peaked athletically at 11. https://t.co/zdjNO21I6w Wed Dec 30 02:15:30 +0000 2015
Shit, my article on how to write a grad school application letter is getting crazy traffic this week https://t.co/bFiV5ABuS8 Wed Dec 30 01:35:09 +0000 2015
Archaeology exam from 1986 at @UofT taught by the legendary Dr Richard Lee. https://t.co/lXxR0rA1Jj Wed Dec 30 00:07:09 +0000 2015
Why do I have an OSAP student loan application from 1989? Debt is hard to forget, harder to forgive. https://t.co/exzpthn6kI Tue Dec 29 23:58:23 +0000 2015
This is the back cover of my school newspaper in 1980. I’ve been living in a f**king Star Wars world all my life. https://t.co/cuNaiICxll Tue Dec 29 23:55:57 +0000 2015
“As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an adult, I do not sleep on trampolines.” -@M_Hedberg Tue Dec 29 23:46:55 +0000 2015
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – @M_Hedberg Tue Dec 29 23:45:03 +0000 2015
Are my nerd credentials well established yet? Here’s a celestial atlas I made in my mid teens. https://t.co/RHPjHVO7FY Tue Dec 29 23:41:51 +0000 2015
Who remembers this from 1983? https://t.co/pReWPVqgW3 Tue Dec 29 23:39:05 +0000 2015
@scowlyguy thanks! will fix immediately Tue Dec 29 23:35:52 +0000 2015
A spelling/dictation test from when I was 10 years old in 1977. I don’t know what “cemenling” is supposed to be. https://t.co/Uj5Q2QEWsn Tue Dec 29 23:25:37 +0000 2015
Another seemingly random observation I wrote down in my mid teens. https://t.co/f8CdUoNX3m Tue Dec 29 23:19:20 +0000 2015
Etymology from the Epidemiologist, part 3 https://t.co/6vJUfnhmlx https://t.co/6k9krYNPw4 Tue Dec 29 23:12:08 +0000 2015
“I do not have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.” – @M_Hedberg Tue Dec 29 22:49:38 +0000 2015
https://t.co/as6aMBEWdZ Tue Dec 29 22:46:04 +0000 2015
Separated at Birth, part 98 https://t.co/Wq28LGQoxI https://t.co/Q3dmAq8PZY Tue Dec 29 22:35:41 +0000 2015
I despise corporate sports now. But in the 1970s I was a big NHL fan. I still have the trading cards. https://t.co/Fkn2ZouRe9 Tue Dec 29 22:21:33 +0000 2015
Something else I’m not too proud of…. my “Happy Days” collector cards! https://t.co/rDvXNC9sWw Tue Dec 29 22:01:50 +0000 2015
Okay, so why do I have a stack of admission tickets from my high school’s 1984 production of MacBeth? https://t.co/GztKD6gsA2 Tue Dec 29 21:59:44 +0000 2015
As a teen, I would make detailed analyses of random topics, eg the history of Italy, penned on a cue card https://t.co/t8uiYdzbIE Tue Dec 29 21:57:46 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert #4 was, “With enough focus, you can wank to anything” Tue Dec 29 21:36:11 +0000 2015
@mikozlowski that’s pretty good Tue Dec 29 20:55:08 +0000 2015
Apparently, in my early teens I had three rules to live by. https://t.co/lDUvHvoUU2 Tue Dec 29 20:52:21 +0000 2015
Ah, it’s good to be a dork. Tue Dec 29 20:40:39 +0000 2015
Found the 1986 announcement of my scholarship from @VicCollege_UofT –Read about benefactor: https://t.co/DL2IFB0O6p https://t.co/ljpgWXCQg9 Tue Dec 29 20:28:54 +0000 2015
So nice of the high school, where I spent 5 yrs and won so many awards, to spell my name incorrectly upon graduation https://t.co/I4GdlNRygZ Tue Dec 29 20:22:53 +0000 2015
Apparently in the 80s I would sign my name with a drawing of the USS Enterprise https://t.co/YViTT9dMav Tue Dec 29 18:37:39 +0000 2015
Found another pristine Tribute Star Wars issue from 1983 https://t.co/KiXxzWvdDO Tue Dec 29 18:30:45 +0000 2015
Apparently I attended Computerfest 1983 https://t.co/gLBp2Ki4Vy Tue Dec 29 18:27:10 +0000 2015
When I was 8 years old, I was an amateur scientist. I kept detailed records of all my microscopy observations. https://t.co/9KgTAQXFo4 Tue Dec 29 18:00:55 +0000 2015
Shit. Found an exam from my first year calculus for physics class at U of Toronto. https://t.co/b9xe2igETR Tue Dec 29 17:51:01 +0000 2015
Found this school project I did on superheroes from when I was 7 years old. Okay it was part of my PhD thesis. https://t.co/Z8AFsvS2N1 Tue Dec 29 17:48:34 +0000 2015
Cleaning parents basemen. Found Tribute Star Wars issue from 1982. Pristine condition. https://t.co/QGQ7Wxm6kI Tue Dec 29 17:46:17 +0000 2015
https://t.co/BXiQ0BPDld Tue Dec 29 17:07:20 +0000 2015
https://t.co/8VJ6zv398i Tue Dec 29 17:06:48 +0000 2015
This is Abbas Alizada, a dude in Kabul. Not Bruce Lee. Freaky, right? https://t.co/zAOcQnIcV8 Tue Dec 29 14:38:43 +0000 2015
Dogulus as Princess Leia: https://t.co/t4UDIWDVir via @YouTube Tue Dec 29 04:08:55 +0000 2015
@ottawanag I like my bitches legal and tender Tue Dec 29 02:24:01 +0000 2015
Another holiday cleaning discovery: a $20 bill from the Mulroney era! https://t.co/SiLNkDyzHN Tue Dec 29 00:08:03 +0000 2015
Throwing out some old clothes, and found this TTC day pass from 1998. I wonder where I was going. https://t.co/qm8UZ5Alrl Tue Dec 29 00:07:15 +0000 2015
7 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Dec 28 03:27:42 +0000 2015
I’m officially tired of all the hype, and would like the Force to go back to sleep now, please. Sun Dec 27 21:09:26 +0000 2015
Writing is good for you https://t.co/T60EqLP8R0 Sun Dec 27 19:22:39 +0000 2015
It’s childish as fuck. But damn, I do enjoy “The Librarians” #fb Sat Dec 26 19:08:35 +0000 2015
Shit! That was @jimjefferies on The Librarians! Sat Dec 26 19:08:03 +0000 2015
To Fly Or To Be Invisible… What Did People Choose? https://t.co/wXQPMdPjmz https://t.co/zwTkjpm4rf Sat Dec 26 07:21:11 +0000 2015
Oh look. There’s a Star Wars butt plug. https://t.co/kcyJeFvBrs Sat Dec 26 04:55:58 +0000 2015
#StarWars https://t.co/MVKkGJTrZz Sat Dec 26 04:31:38 +0000 2015
My @LecturioMed @Lecturio Epidemiology videos are now live! https://t.co/H1xBFfVoAH Fri Dec 25 21:19:12 +0000 2015
Toronto, beeyotches #fb Thu Dec 24 15:08:16 +0000 2015
Swarthy brown guy just conspicuously carried a Bible through airport security. Brilliant! #fb Thu Dec 24 13:28:16 +0000 2015
@scowlyguy ps I used these guys rather than recover files myself. well recommended. https://t.co/Qe8wdjhAKJ Thu Dec 24 03:41:49 +0000 2015
@scowlyguy trust me. it’s best buried. Thu Dec 24 03:39:52 +0000 2015
Holy shit. I just recovered (from a 5″ floppy disc of all things) an entire novel that I wrote in 1988. Damn…. it’s bad! Thu Dec 24 03:27:30 +0000 2015
https://t.co/aPEChjNC9b Thu Dec 24 01:29:16 +0000 2015
The slowest thing in the world: old people at the post office. #fb Wed Dec 23 19:55:25 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert and that time they didn’t show us Wed Dec 23 16:21:43 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert only the first time Wed Dec 23 16:11:20 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert yeah what’s next? Kissing her brother? Wed Dec 23 16:04:15 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day (especially for @DavidBilbert ) https://t.co/xwZP2FLeBD Wed Dec 23 12:37:47 +0000 2015
brilliant. (from https://t.co/XmfUh6RDs5) https://t.co/RZaRBRpCdp Wed Dec 23 11:56:47 +0000 2015
12 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Dec 23 10:10:12 +0000 2015
Café Opens Its Doors Every Night for Stray Dogs to Have a Warm Place to Sleep https://t.co/rnSJ3pUOi9 Wed Dec 23 06:16:43 +0000 2015
https://t.co/2wyyxVgwUP Tue Dec 22 20:49:41 +0000 2015
https://t.co/MP5f68Yg1l Tue Dec 22 20:49:00 +0000 2015
Who wouldn’t appreciate a Holiday Hummer? https://t.co/JK9ttpl0rS Tue Dec 22 15:14:22 +0000 2015
RT @Uptomyknees: “My friend died! I don’t want to be part of this anymore!” *immediately guns down many more of his friends with a TIE Fig… Tue Dec 22 13:17:55 +0000 2015
For Star Wars, Harrison Ford was paid $10,000. For episode 7, he makes 0.5% of gross earnings…. holy shit, that’s a lot of money. Tue Dec 22 12:41:35 +0000 2015
https://t.co/SZVf1gw4qa Tue Dec 22 12:05:14 +0000 2015
Congrats SpaceX for creating the first reusable rocket. Amazing. https://t.co/JYgs3ez7X3 Tue Dec 22 11:57:13 +0000 2015
@MatStarfan maybe it’s because your brain subconcously removes the first “s” and replaces the “a” with an “i” Mon Dec 21 13:47:57 +0000 2015
@MatStarfan hope you’re not disappointed, you shouldn’t be! Mon Dec 21 04:23:31 +0000 2015
@MatStarfan no this was the fastest for me, too. the rate limiting step is typing them into blackboard. Mon Dec 21 04:23:21 +0000 2015
@MatStarfan I actually sat on it for 24 hours, so it could have been faster Mon Dec 21 04:14:03 +0000 2015
@PainDetective not me. I was hatched. Mon Dec 21 01:43:36 +0000 2015
Twitter Tweets from 11-1-15 to 11-30-15 https://t.co/YSjTHg1MTD Mon Dec 21 00:40:50 +0000 2015
https://t.co/kEMM1qQpdk Sun Dec 20 23:05:34 +0000 2015
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@jayeldee i’m around until the morning of the 24th. Sun Dec 20 22:31:45 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert hey how much were the tickets saturday night? Sun Dec 20 22:26:27 +0000 2015
https://t.co/ctaHTtpyTU Sun Dec 20 18:09:22 +0000 2015
Just realized that in my multiple choice exam, one question had options a-f… but the scantron only allows a-e options. And no one asked. Sun Dec 20 18:03:09 +0000 2015
@IntensiveLoL so impatient! Sun Dec 20 17:57:35 +0000 2015
I get this feeling I’m forgetting something this morning. Some kind of exam, maybe? #fb Sun Dec 20 14:11:05 +0000 2015
Another epidemiology student studying from my @LecturioMed @Lecturio videos https://t.co/4suC4Avy7s Sun Dec 20 13:37:27 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert Daniel Craig is a storm trooper https://t.co/KHftt3I5uh Sun Dec 20 06:52:46 +0000 2015
Just saw Star Wars. So, Luke is gay. Totally called it. Sun Dec 20 06:48:26 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert #starwars https://t.co/2CxI0UIVf8 Sun Dec 20 00:57:52 +0000 2015
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Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/sPoPIczu20 https://t.co/MXDjhYB5nU Sat Dec 19 23:26:36 +0000 2015
#nope https://t.co/ozlERI76JV Sat Dec 19 22:48:15 +0000 2015
Found this still of me on the interwebs. Kinda creepy. https://t.co/Lf2NtkoqdO Sat Dec 19 22:41:18 +0000 2015
Awwwww Mythbusters has been cancelled @RedParrots https://t.co/8THfJNoiFl Sat Dec 19 22:35:21 +0000 2015
Privacy suffers again as big brother prevails https://t.co/nANJpQt2xO #fb Sat Dec 19 20:36:04 +0000 2015
My morning Dogulus lerve: https://t.co/hYJZNzp1Bq via @YouTube Sat Dec 19 20:04:11 +0000 2015
Dogulus devours a milk bone: https://t.co/SzrwAOY1rj via @YouTube Sat Dec 19 20:03:03 +0000 2015
@jayeldee badass https://t.co/viRNmhrPKu Sat Dec 19 19:52:24 +0000 2015
Profs sue @uOttawa over executives’ pay hike https://t.co/viRNmhaelU Sat Dec 19 19:37:58 +0000 2015
Have you Googled “A long time ago in a galaxy far far away” yet? You get this… https://t.co/l2UChFz6C1 Fri Dec 18 23:18:45 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie i would probably infarc Fri Dec 18 22:03:59 +0000 2015
https://t.co/Qd6gfWfTFc Fri Dec 18 21:33:51 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in Oakville https://t.co/b0kXVWiImi Fri Dec 18 21:30:23 +0000 2015
@Rania523 @soniahajo see? Clearly my methods result in learning. Thanks for validating my unintentional dishonesty Fri Dec 18 20:00:40 +0000 2015
@Rania523 @soniahajo you should be happy… each question is now worth less Fri Dec 18 18:53:53 +0000 2015
@fadigorgi https://t.co/tjIL9AkoQQ Fri Dec 18 18:53:28 +0000 2015
@fadigorgi Anything? Mwahahhahahaaaaaa Fri Dec 18 18:48:07 +0000 2015
@soniahajo i did? i deny everything Fri Dec 18 18:22:50 +0000 2015
Please share with Chinese scholars wishing to study in Canada https://t.co/CdXyytwor3 Fri Dec 18 18:21:14 +0000 2015
One of my #epidemiology students is studying for her exam using my videos from @Lecturio @LecturioMed https://t.co/YUtid8QUe9 Fri Dec 18 17:12:43 +0000 2015
None of my stats students brought me a hot caffeinated beverage. I guess they all failed the tea test. Fri Dec 18 17:02:42 +0000 2015
I decided to regress last year’s stats class’s final exam mark against their midterm mark. https://t.co/LUD16vXNez Fri Dec 18 15:41:47 +0000 2015
https://t.co/IKCnDhOXI3 Fri Dec 18 12:45:48 +0000 2015
https://t.co/HxjkA8SRAF Fri Dec 18 12:34:35 +0000 2015
Every year, exams unerringly begin with a single question: “Professor, what’s the course code?” This does not fill me with confidence. Fri Dec 18 12:31:41 +0000 2015
7 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Dec 18 07:26:36 +0000 2015
Flying goats https://t.co/pi08Te0qza Fri Dec 18 05:35:36 +0000 2015
wow https://t.co/7ju6Muyy1K Thu Dec 17 23:35:28 +0000 2015
This made me think of @DavidBilbert for obvious reasons https://t.co/yTCHksr8ED Thu Dec 17 22:53:23 +0000 2015
https://t.co/L4dArtl4Z0 Thu Dec 17 22:51:50 +0000 2015
There’s a Dearth of Vaders. #StarWarsSpoilers Thu Dec 17 22:48:20 +0000 2015
Chewie actually isn’t. #StarWarsSpoilers Thu Dec 17 22:47:41 +0000 2015
“Dear Professor, that thing you said in class would be on the exam… will that be on the exam?” Thu Dec 17 21:28:20 +0000 2015
5 Feminist Myths That Will Not Die https://t.co/iGutOblgkL Thu Dec 17 19:33:54 +0000 2015
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Pic from 10 yrs ago, from when our project in Guyana won award from CIDA; Guyanese High Commissioner on the far left https://t.co/XCkFByTF0f Thu Dec 17 07:36:26 +0000 2015
I am not a psychopath. How about you? https://t.co/oZG6y5zmqO Thu Dec 17 07:08:53 +0000 2015
I think the editor messed up this headline…. https://t.co/eeVO2p5FlB Thu Dec 17 07:02:39 +0000 2015
Boeing has patent for nuclear fusion powered plane? https://t.co/GzVNZIGXhD Thu Dec 17 06:50:43 +0000 2015
Probably the single biggest problem I see in higher education: declining student resilience https://t.co/zTkv0OAaek Thu Dec 17 06:06:13 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert #StarWars https://t.co/WEdKjdBfmz Thu Dec 17 05:59:49 +0000 2015
Every cat owner needs this https://t.co/9D86UD0gXB Thu Dec 17 05:39:27 +0000 2015
Can’t believe I still have to have this conversation https://t.co/224Cooa6ah Thu Dec 17 05:33:00 +0000 2015
For @DavidBilbert https://t.co/VPrnFbDigi Thu Dec 17 05:29:53 +0000 2015
Getting emails to define terms/concepts on slides. Should’ve been asked during class– not just days before final. Am I being unreasonable? Thu Dec 17 05:08:29 +0000 2015
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I thought only I did this. https://t.co/owS1mJPf7j Thu Dec 17 04:46:56 +0000 2015
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https://t.co/YFCpL3dZk8 Wed Dec 16 22:05:52 +0000 2015
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https://t.co/Zj7jMMUG3J Wed Dec 16 22:03:16 +0000 2015
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Puppies make everything better https://t.co/vSuuTpDT6x Wed Dec 16 21:55:00 +0000 2015
How to save the travesty that will be “Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice”…. https://t.co/g1TCjljISO Wed Dec 16 17:36:59 +0000 2015
RT @WINDmobile: The #BirthdayGift that keeps giving! RT this tweet in the next 5 min for a chance to #WIN a #Nexus6P. #WINDmobile https://t… Wed Dec 16 17:34:15 +0000 2015
Refugees do NOT get more funding that seniors. This is a cruel urban myth. https://t.co/7RpVFZ2ryB Wed Dec 16 17:08:11 +0000 2015
Shit. Teachers’ pay is inversely correlated with student performance https://t.co/cpSJkJoma6 Wed Dec 16 17:06:12 +0000 2015
@brittharr2 @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P @jimjefferies shaddap Wed Dec 16 17:04:34 +0000 2015
The Ocean Cleanup, designed by a Dutch teenager, goes live next year https://t.co/8HTNWmilxj Wed Dec 16 17:02:53 +0000 2015
. @TorontoStar closes commentary on articles because people suck https://t.co/pKZjCpCbwf Wed Dec 16 16:57:54 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P @brittharr2 what? fuck. you mean @jimjefferies played Hamilton Dec 12 and Ottawa Dec 13? What wizardry is this?! Wed Dec 16 16:56:23 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P after @jimjefferies on sunday, lemme know if u guys wanna hang out. @brittharr2 will be in t’ranna by then Wed Dec 16 16:48:51 +0000 2015
https://t.co/CuI8MweAXA Wed Dec 16 16:47:07 +0000 2015
Library fellowships from the American Philosophical Society https://t.co/kDZXzLuArF Wed Dec 16 15:56:15 +0000 2015
What super power would you like to have? Flying or invisibility? Still collecting responses: https://t.co/FyeaMGjAC6 Wed Dec 16 06:15:24 +0000 2015
Competition Open for Canadians: Commonwealth Scholarship Plan – India https://t.co/1PFoytr91x Wed Dec 16 00:55:49 +0000 2015
UofT Medicine Magazine issue -with an interview with moi– just won an award for “creativity and compelling content” https://t.co/8NQos84jNH Tue Dec 15 23:03:58 +0000 2015
Wow. For shame, Carleton. For shame! https://t.co/Oy9bcnmRCE Tue Dec 15 21:15:47 +0000 2015
TTC stopped so dog can be rescued. This is as it should be. https://t.co/SU5sGHvN6W Tue Dec 15 21:14:43 +0000 2015
One of those days when you misread “1600 hours” as 2pm instead of 4pm. Someone needs more sleep. Tue Dec 15 21:11:25 +0000 2015
Carleton building new Health Sciences building. Wonder if they need any new health sciences profs… https://t.co/vTKzDcatgb Tue Dec 15 17:35:42 +0000 2015
The open access revolution continues, as universities cancel journal subscriptions https://t.co/JDlif6Eb7g Tue Dec 15 17:34:43 +0000 2015
https://t.co/yQ6l39GRMC Tue Dec 15 14:22:04 +0000 2015
This is freaky https://t.co/a1ZL5laVID Tue Dec 15 12:58:03 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert #StarWars #StarWarsForceAwakens https://t.co/ahDe5AByTE Tue Dec 15 12:54:42 +0000 2015
Just a little light reading to gross you out and inform you https://t.co/AlgBJVOqBJ Mon Dec 14 21:47:33 +0000 2015
Hot, brown, violent and crazy? A wonder I never dated her. https://t.co/uQ8NreLaKQ Mon Dec 14 19:55:30 +0000 2015
“Belly button piercings aren’t sexy. They just remind us of the staple in a porno mag.” -Frankie Boyle Mon Dec 14 18:49:10 +0000 2015
If the midterm is worth 40% & the final 60%, it doesn’t mean your final mark is the average of the 2. When did we stop teaching basic math? Mon Dec 14 18:45:58 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert bah Mon Dec 14 17:58:16 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert almost bought those this morning, then remembered I’m not a fucking idiot Mon Dec 14 17:46:39 +0000 2015
“If you want to teach a people about democracy & compassion, you send a prince (Harry) to shoot at them from a helicopter.” -Frankie Boyle Mon Dec 14 17:41:45 +0000 2015
“The other 264 days of the year, Santa travels throughout the world to apologize to the children who actually make the toys.” -Frankie Boyle Mon Dec 14 17:35:16 +0000 2015
“Scottish border guards have to do cavity searches just to keep their hands warm.” -Frankie Boyle Mon Dec 14 17:33:47 +0000 2015
In 2000, the WHO ranked the USA;s health system at #37. I missed this video response… https://t.co/XMwhanWJX8 Mon Dec 14 17:31:46 +0000 2015
I wish someone would offer me $1.2 million for fake scientific results. https://t.co/Pff5LWxhXi Mon Dec 14 17:22:06 +0000 2015
A company is claiming copyright over the noise in this youtube video, i.e the magnetic oscillations of a comet. WTF? https://t.co/CI2wU7fTru Mon Dec 14 16:38:32 +0000 2015
Apparently my website is worth $496. Whoohoo! I’m rych! (That’s like rich, but not.) https://t.co/muaN9bzUvq Mon Dec 14 14:33:01 +0000 2015
Was just able to touch my toes for the first time in 3 months. Back injuries suck. #fb Mon Dec 14 14:08:28 +0000 2015
.@uOttawa professors’ union wins labour board victory https://t.co/xhLcKu89AK https://t.co/K4wzxysZO7 Mon Dec 14 12:45:41 +0000 2015
There’s a certain logic to this https://t.co/8vXdzfxYzS Mon Dec 14 12:24:19 +0000 2015
https://t.co/czUYWevV20 Mon Dec 14 12:23:50 +0000 2015
All these Facebook friend requests from clearly fake profiles. “Kentucky, Canada” is not a place. Mon Dec 14 12:22:40 +0000 2015
Uhoh, I can see some orthodox Hindus pissed off by the Krishna reference in the new X-Men movie…. https://t.co/jTGDAKY5dR Mon Dec 14 12:19:50 +0000 2015
Stylish, epic mid-season finale to Agents of SHIELD https://t.co/RMLfBYbKUH Mon Dec 14 12:14:33 +0000 2015
Every year, there are always students who want me to explain the entire course to them before the exam… over email. #fb Mon Dec 14 02:47:44 +0000 2015
5 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Dec 14 02:24:44 +0000 2015
Current grammar peeve: nothing can be “very unique”. Either it’s unique or it isn’t. There are no degrees of uniqueness. (Uniquity?) Sun Dec 13 18:40:48 +0000 2015
“It’s like the only purpose of his brain is to keep his eyeballs from falling backwards into his skull.” #fb Sun Dec 13 18:15:41 +0000 2015
Agents of SHIELD is so unbelievably awesome #fb Sun Dec 13 17:24:36 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @brittharr2 @Alimak_P he spent 30 min making fun of the security guard. The NAC ushers might cry Sun Dec 13 17:05:19 +0000 2015
@techcyclists beard has got to go. his mental toughness for someone so young impresses me Sun Dec 13 16:17:25 +0000 2015
@techcyclists Ronda is foul mouthed and classless. Conor, while brash, has something of a profound philosophy and centredness. I’m a fan. Sun Dec 13 16:00:39 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @brittharr2 @Alimak_P is NAC booze friendly? Hope not. @jimjefferies attracts drunken assholes at his shows. Only bad part. Sun Dec 13 15:51:11 +0000 2015
@brittharr2 @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P @jimjefferies they won’t get that reference! Sun Dec 13 15:46:14 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P https://t.co/tsnG3I3aux Sun Dec 13 15:28:50 +0000 2015
. @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P we saw @jimjefferies in Hamilton last night. Good show. Very white audience though @brittharr2 Sun Dec 13 15:09:24 +0000 2015
“Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners.” Sun Dec 13 14:32:35 +0000 2015
Here it is, the entirety of the most anticipated MMA fight in history. The entirety. https://t.co/NkOHolZqtT #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 06:03:51 +0000 2015
RT @Tobjizzle: How many people do you reckon risked going to the toilet and missed the KO? LOL #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 06:01:19 +0000 2015
RT @simonhead: “Precision beats power. And timing beats speed.” McGregor #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 06:00:08 +0000 2015
Shit, @TheNotoriousMMA is the MMA messiah #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 05:58:01 +0000 2015
now waiting for all the accusations of a fix… #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 05:56:54 +0000 2015
WTF ????!!! #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 05:54:31 +0000 2015
Emaciated @TheNotoriousMMA looks like a grinning bearded jellybean #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 05:43:35 +0000 2015
I want a Rockhold-Belfort re-match…. with the TRT 😉 #ufc194 Sun Dec 13 05:30:51 +0000 2015
@OwenKavanagh91 first 4 min were Weidman’s Sun Dec 13 05:29:29 +0000 2015
On my card, if Rochold survives 2 rounds, he wins a decision #UFC194 Sun Dec 13 05:27:29 +0000 2015
Rockhold 30-27 after 3 #ufc194 Sun Dec 13 05:26:23 +0000 2015
Rockhold 20-18 after 2 #ufc194 Sun Dec 13 05:20:03 +0000 2015
1-0 for Rockhold #ufc194 Sun Dec 13 05:13:45 +0000 2015
Panoramic view of my spacious Premium Economy seat United flight from Newark to Geneva: more space than in 1st class https://t.co/whCgYLCbct Sat Dec 12 20:06:48 +0000 2015
Just spent 8 hours on a plane watching people bewildered by how to open an airplane bathroom door. #fb Sat Dec 12 18:53:57 +0000 2015
@AjRozy13 sucka Sat Dec 12 18:52:02 +0000 2015
Toronto, muthafrackers #fb Sat Dec 12 18:51:41 +0000 2015
Well I just paid $10 for a coffee in the Geneva airport #fb Sat Dec 12 05:12:15 +0000 2015
Know what passes for fast junk food at Geneva airport? A cheese plate and a cappuccino, with a side of pate #fb Sat Dec 12 04:57:39 +0000 2015
@leleinah I’m other green enough Sat Dec 12 03:23:09 +0000 2015
4am at Geneva train stn waiting 40min for 1st train to airport. Me & homeless dudes sponging off free wifi outside closed Starbucks #fb Sat Dec 12 03:22:45 +0000 2015
Gotta get to airport in 3 hrs, so took a midnight stroll to Lake Geneva in the pitch black darkness. Scared a snogging couple half to death. Fri Dec 11 22:45:15 +0000 2015
Annoying New Age massage therapist here in Geneva offers “nutritional phytotherapy”. Um, she’s going to feed me plants? #fb Fri Dec 11 21:21:20 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in Windsor, Ontario https://t.co/ze1h2mL7OE Fri Dec 11 21:18:33 +0000 2015
@KyleRyc not saying. don’t want to bias the results Fri Dec 11 09:56:24 +0000 2015
Poll still open: what super power would you prefer? https://t.co/FyeaMGjAC6 Fri Dec 11 09:21:23 +0000 2015
Ontario funding must address decline in undergraduate experience https://t.co/g32k5qpuOe Fri Dec 11 08:49:08 +0000 2015
CUPE 3902 files labour complaint against U of T https://t.co/Oh9siDl00e Fri Dec 11 08:47:34 +0000 2015
YorkU creates Dahdaleh Institute for Global Health https://t.co/SyqDEf9CNd Fri Dec 11 08:46:34 +0000 2015
I find myself missing those giant German street burgers the size of a child’s head. You know, the boiled toddler heads. #fb Thu Dec 10 18:24:12 +0000 2015
Swiss hamburger. Aw yiss. https://t.co/PyUsfmr579 Thu Dec 10 18:21:37 +0000 2015
One of the many things I like about Europe is that I don’t feel weird ordering a glass of wine with my hamburger #fb Thu Dec 10 18:08:02 +0000 2015
Explains why all the police here are giving this brown guy a second glance https://t.co/9TXD3dZT7T Thu Dec 10 17:55:04 +0000 2015
I was meant to be rich and living in Europe. Everybody can see this, right? #fb Thu Dec 10 17:49:27 +0000 2015
The Swiss look German but sound French. I wonder if they taste Russian. #fb Thu Dec 10 17:33:36 +0000 2015
A chair in my hotel room. Turns out it’s a drawing, not vandalism. https://t.co/5PlWSh7riV Thu Dec 10 17:27:31 +0000 2015
Speaking of likely terror targets, here’s the United nations building in Geneva https://t.co/0YBKdakhDd Thu Dec 10 17:17:19 +0000 2015
Terrorist alert in Geneva. Dude with machine gun in front of Russian consulate gives me a SERIOUS stare down. I hope he was a guard. #fb Thu Dec 10 17:15:52 +0000 2015
Geneva is cold and expensive. And that’s just the women! #fb Thu Dec 10 17:13:36 +0000 2015
Minutes after I arrive in Geneva, there’s a terrorist alert. Coincidence? #fb Thu Dec 10 16:27:58 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie i’ll be lucky if I can squeeze in a meal at a decent restaurant! Thu Dec 10 15:50:21 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie why? got some ideas? Thu Dec 10 15:42:43 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie I have Friday night, and maybe a couple of hours tonight. that’s it. Thu Dec 10 15:34:25 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert shh Thu Dec 10 11:49:58 +0000 2015
Unhappiness is when your shaving lotion opens up in your luggage and dissolves all your advil. #fb Thu Dec 10 08:09:00 +0000 2015
Guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the Swiss hotel is so well run. This is what they’re known for, no? #fb Thu Dec 10 07:35:39 +0000 2015
Dear Swiss army, you don’t scare me. I’m wise to your knife technology. #fb Thu Dec 10 07:34:38 +0000 2015
The view from my hotel room in Geneva. What a place. https://t.co/em7mk4doV6 Thu Dec 10 07:28:30 +0000 2015
Western Europe was made for well employed middle aged men. #fb Thu Dec 10 07:18:45 +0000 2015
8am in Geneva, but my body thinks it’s 2am. Either way, wayyy too early to be speaking French. #fb Thu Dec 10 07:13:32 +0000 2015
Geneva, mes chiennes #fb Thu Dec 10 06:24:16 +0000 2015
Epidemiologist position in South Africa https://t.co/KLAc9h0vnN Thu Dec 10 03:13:32 +0000 2015
Another new pic from #csebuo2015 @CSEBOttawa https://t.co/8944wkwANg Thu Dec 10 02:02:45 +0000 2015
Hey, someone from regular economy just snuck into a premium economy seat! Phillistine! Time to call the class police. #fb Thu Dec 10 02:00:36 +0000 2015
Attack on Titan…. now that’s a movie! #fb Thu Dec 10 01:59:55 +0000 2015
3 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Dec 10 01:36:03 +0000 2015
https://t.co/6KthlFG69V Thu Dec 10 01:25:16 +0000 2015
Chose to watch Maze Runner 2. Bad choice. #fb Thu Dec 10 00:48:20 +0000 2015
This is the second trans-Oceanic economy-class flight I’ve had with United that’s been INSANELY comfortable Thu Dec 10 00:45:47 +0000 2015
Greetings from high above the Atlantic. Wifi on a plane. We live in marvelous times. #fb Thu Dec 10 00:11:02 +0000 2015
some more pics from #csebuo2015 research day are dripping in https://t.co/HdY6GzUxA4 Wed Dec 09 21:39:09 +0000 2015
@FlyYOW it almost never works in the international departures lounge Wed Dec 09 21:02:57 +0000 2015
Newark, beeyotches #fb Wed Dec 09 20:57:14 +0000 2015
Dear Ottawa airport, what’s the point of having wifi if it never actually works? #fb Wed Dec 09 18:29:08 +0000 2015
Canadian dollar sucks. Just bought 100 Swiss francs for the price of a mortgage payment. #fb Wed Dec 09 17:57:27 +0000 2015
Well I fell for it https://t.co/AlIGrAbOI1 Wed Dec 09 16:02:12 +0000 2015
Apparently the Swedes know how to throw a bachelor party https://t.co/bLZSYVqM8m Wed Dec 09 15:59:34 +0000 2015
Just bought a copy of “The Pain Detective” by @PainDetective https://t.co/QOE1NY7g1l Wed Dec 09 15:58:11 +0000 2015
Birds are assholes https://t.co/ODn1s7RXm7 Wed Dec 09 15:49:15 +0000 2015
Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/pbqaMf0vE1 Wed Dec 09 15:26:09 +0000 2015
https://t.co/82ZTKxQvaE Wed Dec 09 15:02:50 +0000 2015
That senior moment when you go to attach an ID tag to your luggage… and discover you’d already attached THREE tags to the same bag #fb Wed Dec 09 15:00:42 +0000 2015
Better data may reveal stronger prospects than thought for Canada’s PhDs https://t.co/N0bsmBOhG2 Wed Dec 09 14:34:52 +0000 2015
https://t.co/djXvZoGXDD Wed Dec 09 14:32:16 +0000 2015
https://t.co/QAns3WtfZd Wed Dec 09 14:30:55 +0000 2015
https://t.co/He7Wx9C77t Wed Dec 09 14:30:20 +0000 2015
Congrats to Japan for putting the Akatsuki probe into orbit around Venus! #fb Wed Dec 09 14:02:55 +0000 2015
You’ve reached a key milestone in life when most of your carry-on luggage consists of medication #fb Wed Dec 09 12:59:51 +0000 2015
I started a live stream on @YouTube: https://t.co/M0bXaDU8VT Tue Dec 08 22:32:04 +0000 2015
That’s it. I’m going veggie. https://t.co/eEiFGqN2M6 Tue Dec 08 21:44:03 +0000 2015
Grand Challenges global health summer student program: https://t.co/0zDvHgyw8a Tue Dec 08 20:36:11 +0000 2015
Apparently UofT has a summer medical sciences research program for undergrads: https://t.co/jvZZFPsyZQ Tue Dec 08 20:25:26 +0000 2015
RT @chenoa_marie: For science! https://t.co/CQbgGeWGXd Tue Dec 08 19:38:06 +0000 2015
What super power would you choose? Flying or invisibility? Indicate your choice here: https://t.co/FyeaMGjAC6 Tue Dec 08 19:04:48 +0000 2015
A “roll” model https://t.co/wOyHFCS9Aw Tue Dec 08 14:28:37 +0000 2015
John Lennon was murdered 35 years ago today. I remember it well. #fb Tue Dec 08 14:14:03 +0000 2015
@ErinYiranLiu exactly what we said Tue Dec 08 13:58:36 +0000 2015
https://t.co/aAkp12ZYjz Tue Dec 08 03:35:11 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie awww, you ended with a thud Tue Dec 08 02:45:44 +0000 2015
I just backed #WingdOttawa on @Kickstarter https://t.co/hdP5BrW7Rq Mon Dec 07 21:59:36 +0000 2015
https://t.co/uFY5D89uDj Mon Dec 07 21:22:27 +0000 2015
Histogram for marks from morning session of #csebuo2015 https://t.co/Ayv4IhIyoS Mon Dec 07 21:18:09 +0000 2015
Global health grants and fellowships from Trialect https://t.co/G1dxuxHn3P Mon Dec 07 21:12:14 +0000 2015
https://t.co/X5qHqhOEow Mon Dec 07 19:05:21 +0000 2015
@leleinah you’re supposed to steal handfuls of teabags, woman! Mon Dec 07 18:36:54 +0000 2015
@leleinah don’t make me “bah” you because I will! Mon Dec 07 18:26:17 +0000 2015
I don’t know what to think about the person who brings a thermos of tea to a catered event #fb Mon Dec 07 18:13:40 +0000 2015
Why is it that communications people communicate so poorly? #fb Mon Dec 07 18:13:39 +0000 2015
I’m at an all day tricouncil event hosted by government of Canada… And there’s no wifi?!!! WTF? #fb Mon Dec 07 14:55:38 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert https://t.co/lGsUCJjmkL Mon Dec 07 12:36:06 +0000 2015
https://t.co/qQFvNneSsW Sun Dec 06 22:48:56 +0000 2015
https://t.co/fwYmO2pUBz Sun Dec 06 17:57:40 +0000 2015
With the winning team from #csebuo2015 morning session…. no they’re not dressed as PanAm stewardesses from the 60s https://t.co/Qqk738DGj9 Sun Dec 06 06:03:59 +0000 2015
Here are all my pics from #csebuo2015 including ones I stole from @chenoa_marie @CSEBOttawa and from students on FB https://t.co/UMsUBqR7S8 Sun Dec 06 05:46:49 +0000 2015
Showing off the Raywat belt buckle. It only comes out once a year at #csebuo2015 https://t.co/EwxHe4Xnqs Sun Dec 06 05:17:13 +0000 2015
9 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Dec 06 02:51:21 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie it’s the innate evil coming through Sat Dec 05 23:47:00 +0000 2015
Some of our volunteers at #csebuo2015 https://t.co/br3C1XcZH2 Sat Dec 05 22:00:10 +0000 2015
Professor Lavigne shows off his pecs at #csebuo2015 (yes I’m jealous) https://t.co/bQbkNlmQ7G Sat Dec 05 19:34:24 +0000 2015
RT @AcademicsSay: There are two types of academics. Those who use the Oxford comma, those who don’t and those who should. Sat Dec 05 18:44:49 +0000 2015
It’s #csebuo2015 epidemiology research day at @uOttawa https://t.co/r0Djw61hGx Sat Dec 05 14:32:15 +0000 2015
The judging table at #csebuo2015 https://t.co/TuWqenAh6Q Sat Dec 05 14:28:43 +0000 2015
New Age bullshit generator https://t.co/ie2o8A3t5H Sat Dec 05 12:06:17 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert good. You’ll be amused by these strange students Sat Dec 05 00:29:30 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P a communist? Fri Dec 04 22:13:41 +0000 2015
Typical email: “Professor, is this on the exam?” My response: “What class are you talking about?” Fri Dec 04 21:53:05 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P https://t.co/xXOGN192RT Fri Dec 04 21:46:42 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P also don’t forget about party saturday night Fri Dec 04 20:34:01 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert off to chop off the ebony locks now Fri Dec 04 20:23:56 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert meeting student and colleague at 7pm at Fox&Feather. Come by if you wish. Fri Dec 04 20:23:22 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert @JenGilbert sigh Fri Dec 04 20:16:50 +0000 2015
@crystalusher you can leave, but then you’ll miss the awards ceremony Fri Dec 04 19:43:16 +0000 2015
Scott Weiland is dead! Nooooo!! https://t.co/CgAPWYnpvo Fri Dec 04 19:38:43 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert hey where’s your barber again? Fri Dec 04 19:27:50 +0000 2015
@dkaykay11 bah Fri Dec 04 00:11:01 +0000 2015
@_paulysha you will be told when you arrive Thu Dec 03 23:03:05 +0000 2015
Sweet Jeebus, that online epi lecture was a disaster Thu Dec 03 23:02:46 +0000 2015
I started a live stream on @YouTube: https://t.co/5aw3TCc9jh Thu Dec 03 22:29:59 +0000 2015
Reminder to my epi students…. tonight’s class is being taught over youtube. Tweet questions to @deonandan Thu Dec 03 22:29:42 +0000 2015
@yourfavguyy 😉 Thu Dec 03 19:55:12 +0000 2015
@yourfavguyy ask yourself which is variance, sigma or sigma^2? Thu Dec 03 18:38:16 +0000 2015
When you can’t sit down (lumbar disc issues) the best thing to do is to rearrange your closet. Thu Dec 03 17:19:23 +0000 2015
Just saw Batman vs Superman trailer. It looks….. awful. Thu Dec 03 13:35:39 +0000 2015
@deehafizi sure Thu Dec 03 00:02:40 +0000 2015
https://t.co/BlhMlceiox Wed Dec 02 21:02:06 +0000 2015
Jacques Frémont is the new President of @uOttawa https://t.co/qZvV7B7wQd Wed Dec 02 19:47:11 +0000 2015
Class was taught on youtube but 5 keeners showed up to watch from classroom, because #nerds @LiaOphelia @IrfanManji https://t.co/NKMW57hhrS Wed Dec 02 18:44:10 +0000 2015
@LiaOphelia sweeeet Wed Dec 02 18:40:25 +0000 2015
@myyrriiaam awww Wed Dec 02 18:33:21 +0000 2015
@IrfanManji suckas! Wed Dec 02 18:33:11 +0000 2015
@IrfanManji ha! Wed Dec 02 18:31:03 +0000 2015
Я запустил прямой эфир на @YouTube: https://t.co/BDLRWKRE98 Wed Dec 02 18:00:51 +0000 2015
Attention my hss4331 international health students… due to my fragility, I am CANCELLING tonight’s class. Go home! Wed Dec 02 17:59:41 +0000 2015
@chenoa_marie haven’t decided yet. either cancel or youtube it. either way, no need to be there Wed Dec 02 17:54:08 +0000 2015
.@DavidBilbert https://t.co/zsdBmhP6h3 Wed Dec 02 15:49:39 +0000 2015
Just got a doodle requesting my availability for meetings in Sep/2016. Delete. Wed Dec 02 15:47:06 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert There’s a procedure called a diskectomy. Imagine getting a surgeon who thinks the “s” is an “c” Wed Dec 02 15:30:09 +0000 2015
Here’s my problem with oxycodone: it negates the benefits of a high fibre diet, if you know what I’m saying. Wed Dec 02 15:18:27 +0000 2015
@DavidBilbert yes sir Wed Dec 02 15:12:55 +0000 2015
Unhappiness is when you record a meeting, forget to turn off the recorder, & end up with an additional 30 min of sounds of you walking home Wed Dec 02 15:12:17 +0000 2015
Attention students in my stats class: because I’m an invalid, today’s class will be taught over youtube. https://t.co/9k28NO5J07 Wed Dec 02 15:10:00 +0000 2015
Well I can barely stand today. Should I cancel all my classes or teach them via youtube? Wed Dec 02 13:00:32 +0000 2015
3 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Dec 02 02:00:04 +0000 2015
He knows something. https://t.co/FYICv6JyTk Tue Dec 01 21:53:47 +0000 2015
One thing I need to stop saying to my consulting clients: “I really don’t care about money.” But it’s true! Tue Dec 01 14:42:22 +0000 2015
Paraphrasing a FB post: “white people (and men) have been privileged for so long, that to them equality feels like discrimination.” Tue Dec 01 12:58:27 +0000 2015