Twitter Tweets from 5-1-16 TO 5-31-16

Archived Twitter tweets from 2016-05-01 to 2016-05-31, courtesy of the Twime Machine:

  • Google searches for ‘chickenpox’ reveal big impact of vaccinations https://t.co/ICz5TjxUbo Tue May 31 21:55:19 +0000 2016
  • Calgary, beeyotches #fb Tue May 31 14:49:10 +0000 2016
  • 7 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 31 14:20:11 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert @Alimak_P this is what my white doctor GF, @brittharr2 , sends me https://t.co/IeV0oMZPMZ Tue May 31 09:45:30 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/kVEWMdHgxY Tue May 31 03:36:43 +0000 2016
  • I watched new Top Gear when I heard Chris Evans was the new host. I was expecting Captain America, not a squishy bespectacled ginger Brit. Mon May 30 20:56:33 +0000 2016
  • These are the most hate-filled colleges in America, according to their tweets https://t.co/1yJ1c8hduP Mon May 30 16:22:59 +0000 2016
  • Best review of new Top Gear: “So boring it barely exists.” Ha! Mon May 30 13:23:40 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/TzUbpKKhuG Mon May 30 03:54:28 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/K5U9sgIO2S Sun May 29 21:56:32 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @brownjayson @Braggzilla @1garmaqaate so you’re saying that’s not a challenge from the new Top Gear? Sun May 29 20:58:05 +0000 2016
  • I had a dream that I was hanging out with Ta-nehisi Coates, and that he was being a dick. Sun May 29 19:31:23 +0000 2016
  • @brittharr2 They’d better be careful or @DavidBilbert might hit his head on a chandelier or something. Isn’t that right, @Alimak_P ? Sat May 28 20:17:29 +0000 2016
  • At the wedding of @DavidBilbert and @Alimak_P with @brittharr2 https://t.co/EZTGQyveDT Sat May 28 19:24:39 +0000 2016
  • “Cocktail” sounds like a story about a penis. Yes, yes, a short story. Shut up. Sat May 28 18:21:53 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/24YtBenCmP Sat May 28 13:50:11 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/rkUTjveqHy Sat May 28 09:07:54 +0000 2016
  • Nice to see @profamirattaran on @TheDailyShow re: Zika Sat May 28 02:03:42 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/J7M70XlNOr Fri May 27 22:51:05 +0000 2016
  • #GameofThrones https://t.co/SL6pH8ABb6 Fri May 27 22:29:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/7HJpHygZYb Fri May 27 22:18:36 +0000 2016
  • RT @thirteenmagpies: #ThankYouStephenHarper for having the most anagrammable name in politics. I’ll miss ya, Panther Herpes. #fb Fri May 27 22:17:43 +0000 2016
  • RT @polakojones: #ThankYouStephenHarper for this hashtag. it’s the gift that keeps on giving Fri May 27 22:16:47 +0000 2016
  • RT @1337ingDisorder: Scientists muzzled for half a decade while oil industry poisoned the planet. #ThankYouStephenHarper Fri May 27 22:15:59 +0000 2016
  • RT @blazed383: #ThankYouStephenHarper for ruining my country and posting six deficits. Fri May 27 22:15:44 +0000 2016
  • RT @profamirattaran: Open letter of 150 academic, medical, ethics and law colleagues to @WHO saying move or postpone #Olympics. Sign here h… Fri May 27 16:11:35 +0000 2016
  • 8 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri May 27 14:38:40 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/MzxE3dvtYm Fri May 27 13:13:10 +0000 2016
  • heh heh #GameofThrones https://t.co/QbMGMq2Cbg Fri May 27 00:12:38 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert you need this https://t.co/oRSapv3IDG Thu May 26 23:25:33 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/MdvlcuRtgD Thu May 26 18:52:55 +0000 2016
  • What I’ve learned from this week in politics: Canadians excel at politely elbowing people and pointlessly tackling unarmed protesters. #fb Thu May 26 18:51:50 +0000 2016
  • You had one job…. https://t.co/j4MYOGS7QY Thu May 26 18:50:58 +0000 2016
  • Angry man shouting on cell phone: “I will turn you into a vegetable! Like a living walking dead person!” #fb Thu May 26 17:20:09 +0000 2016
  • Ottawa woman told boobs too big for gym, pretty much guarantees we’ll all be Googling her pics https://t.co/RNEGBR0JNR Wed May 25 16:08:57 +0000 2016
  • @grahamsanders @RedParrots @sciencemonkeyca Adding that to our “quotes” section Tue May 24 17:51:43 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 10 – Boom Shakalaka! (Sweet, sweet potato): https://t.co/tjXLjYfqYB via @YouTube Tue May 24 17:36:30 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: Frank Sinatra died during the airing of the final episode of Seinfeld. #fb Tue May 24 16:32:58 +0000 2016
  • Wow. UK proposal to link higher tuition to actual teaching quality. What a revolutionary idea! https://t.co/o3UmwwdI1g Tue May 24 16:23:40 +0000 2016
  • Universities in Toronto and Vancouver have trouble attracting profs due to housing prices https://t.co/2a0ZzBrtNO Tue May 24 16:16:11 +0000 2016
  • Latest @csebsceb podcast features @McGeeMeghan and @chenoa_marie interviewing @GaelleGroux about the Zika virus https://t.co/NM9FCG69QQ Tue May 24 16:02:31 +0000 2016
  • Latest @sciencemonkeyca episode asks the question, “How many published scientific studies are false?” https://t.co/57yEDVQ6zD Tue May 24 01:06:19 +0000 2016
  • Episode 10 – Boom Shakalaka! (Sweet, sweet potato) https://t.co/YcqJFJp8Mk Tue May 24 01:02:50 +0000 2016
  • one person followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon May 23 13:15:55 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/2UXKJpOqFs Sun May 22 17:37:29 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/6PIqC9B9MR Sun May 22 14:36:12 +0000 2016
  • Toronto, beeyotches #fb Sat May 21 14:38:28 +0000 2016
  • I just realized there are Hollywood actors named “David Keith” and “Keith David.” #fb Sat May 21 03:58:24 +0000 2016
  • Just binge watched all 6 seasons of “Community”. Holy crap, that was brilliant. #fb Sat May 21 03:47:30 +0000 2016
  • Fellowships at University of Essex https://t.co/xsMtMvdXAZ Sat May 21 00:03:35 +0000 2016
  • Scholarships and Fellowships in Australia https://t.co/VzItwlD1R1 Sat May 21 00:02:34 +0000 2016
  • African Diaspora Fellowship program –matches North American scholars of Africa origin with African unversities https://t.co/k6Jg1UudUj Sat May 21 00:00:54 +0000 2016
  • Surveillance and Epidemiology Consultant in Colombia – 6 month contract https://t.co/DFovh4Q8gV Fri May 20 21:20:16 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert https://t.co/a2lNEfD9A3 Fri May 20 20:31:12 +0000 2016
  • How better to celebrate my new butter saturation state than with buttered coffee? Fri May 20 20:21:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert you jest, but I am so in Fri May 20 20:19:18 +0000 2016
  • I’ve reached maximum butter saturation. I’ve eaten so much butter in recent days that my saliva permanently tastes like butter. Fri May 20 20:17:57 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey episode 9 – The Facts and the Furious: https://t.co/omS36bTqRV via @YouTube Fri May 20 03:57:43 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/VPBDOFQ5Mg Fri May 20 02:04:41 +0000 2016
  • 4 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu May 19 13:44:30 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I hope your meeting with some of my colleagues this week was fruitful 🙂 Thu May 19 11:55:50 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/swmgQJXzfe Thu May 19 11:15:02 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Yanguas1976 dude, it’s a museum for phalluses, not the other thing Wed May 18 18:45:43 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @CaptKarnstein gay porn, right? Wed May 18 18:44:58 +0000 2016
  • Listen, “priorize” is only a word in your imagination. Stop using it. #GrammarNazi #fb Wed May 18 18:40:34 +0000 2016
  • Was Googling the “etymology” of the word “doctor” and ended searching for “Doctor Stymoogy”, who is an Albanian gynecologist. #fb Wed May 18 00:24:08 +0000 2016
  • .@RobsonMackie has another take on the Ottawa Comiccon https://t.co/fLiCaiUtkd Tue May 17 04:54:09 +0000 2016
  • Thanks to @RobsonMackie for writing a review of Ottawa Comic Con on Skiff .ca https://t.co/BQvtQbI8o1 Tue May 17 04:15:24 +0000 2016
  • Ottawa Comiccon 2016 Edition – Day 1 https://t.co/BQvtQbqwZr https://t.co/yM0tHh4Awi Tue May 17 03:36:29 +0000 2016
  • RT @McGeeMeghan: @brianwong_ sheds light on how @twitter can be used to evaluate and assess mental health @uOttawa_SEPHPM conference Tue May 17 03:36:08 +0000 2016
  • What I learned today: “Sadie Hawkins” is from the Li’l Abner cartoon #fb Tue May 17 02:12:59 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert check out this gift @brianwong_ brought me from Iceland: Viking beer + a mug from the phallus museum https://t.co/uE2yYi0n2e Tue May 17 00:51:20 +0000 2016
  • RT @McGeeMeghan: What’s with all the #quackery and #pseudoscience? https://t.co/Zqt72fA2Bi @ATuteur Mon May 16 14:25:51 +0000 2016
  • RT @McGeeMeghan: @deonandan talks #pseudoscience and how to promote knowledge mobilization at uOPHSS conference @uOttawa_SEPHPM https://t.c… Mon May 16 14:18:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @brianwong_: @deonandan on #psuedoscience and the role of #populationhealth scientists at the annual #uOPHSS conference @uottawa https:/… Mon May 16 14:18:42 +0000 2016
  • Ottawa Comiccon 2016 Edition https://t.co/fLiCajc4bL https://t.co/LyLUCbkRKG Mon May 16 04:01:11 +0000 2016
  • So glad I’m not in Toronto right now, having to deal with all the sportsball hooplah #fb Mon May 16 02:49:10 +0000 2016
  • .@sciencemonkeyca episode 9 is live: 2016 a cursed year for celebrities? What would happen if the sun disappeared? https://t.co/TMkDiW77KT Sun May 15 19:41:29 +0000 2016
  • Episode 9 – The Facts and the Furious https://t.co/MpeBNhFDRC https://t.co/lKlk4fDZGu Sun May 15 19:39:32 +0000 2016
  • @rondia and not just funny looking Sun May 15 18:19:38 +0000 2016
  • @rondia I did. I told them not to have a bean salad before a massage. Sun May 15 18:18:20 +0000 2016
  • Pro tip: don’t have a bean salad before getting a massage. #fb Sun May 15 16:50:19 +0000 2016
  • 8 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VjCeC Sun May 15 08:24:43 +0000 2016
  • RIP Darwyn Cooke https://t.co/rxw7yKvFty Sat May 14 18:31:04 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/luSDXGoTF4 Sat May 14 17:57:10 +0000 2016
  • “Call it Yahtzee all you want. It’s Puerto Rican chess.” – Pierce Hawthorne #fb Sat May 14 15:34:15 +0000 2016
  • Pretty sure I saw @RattyBurvil dining in Ottawa this evening. Welcome to our boring old town, Mr Darvill. Sat May 14 03:28:47 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert what’s a TransCanadian? Am American who identifies as one of us? Fri May 13 21:23:31 +0000 2016
  • RT @The_Fulcrum: #uOttawa fails to meet CRC equity targets in hiring research chairs. https://t.co/KR0qNAynkw #defytheconventional https://… Fri May 13 14:47:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @profamirattaran: Canada’s diplomats are violating intl law by letting Cdn companies export arms to Libya. This war crime must stop. htt… Fri May 13 13:34:49 +0000 2016
  • RT @profamirattaran: Omar Khadr is getting married, to a smart, brave, lovely woman! Let’s RT and wish them joy and long lives together. h… Fri May 13 13:34:28 +0000 2016
  • RT @profamirattaran: Alumni of @uOttawa, please do not give money to our university this year, but please do tell @AllanRock why. https://t… Fri May 13 13:33:22 +0000 2016
  • RT @profamirattaran: Today @Laurie_Garrett falsely tweets that I’m not a scientist. Here’s my doctoral thesis from Oxford Univ. Apology?htt… Fri May 13 13:32:42 +0000 2016
  • Oh look, we have a Canadian Centre of Excellence for Anti-Corruption. #irony https://t.co/EbiNa2tkUF Fri May 13 13:22:16 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/3mvTnSMeAw Fri May 13 11:45:59 +0000 2016
  • Apparently one can get high on Immodium. I think the researchers are full of shit. https://t.co/q6TZtTzokx Fri May 13 11:44:41 +0000 2016
  • “Watching porn regularly may make you more religious” Duh. https://t.co/2XBzB2ovuZ Fri May 13 11:38:47 +0000 2016
  • Uhoh @DavidBilbert : Anal fisting site breached: 100K passwords, usernames, email addresses and IPs extracted https://t.co/ocUjKOcEBq Fri May 13 11:37:39 +0000 2016
  • Young, white men not performing as well as women in higher education https://t.co/kTwJnNyQRw Thu May 12 14:20:45 +0000 2016
  • Mature graduates earn more and have better job prospects than their younger classmates https://t.co/vdTj7vAPxC Thu May 12 14:19:38 +0000 2016
  • Women are doing better than men in universities. https://t.co/ZpnX3X8s7r Thu May 12 14:19:12 +0000 2016
  • Overdosing on Prince. Love me his hard rock side. https://t.co/s8C3bf7NYk Thu May 12 02:59:47 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee kewl. I will be in touch. Deleting all your emails now 🙂 Wed May 11 18:58:09 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee …but can we play it by ear? maybe I can slip out for a coffee at some point? Wed May 11 18:55:00 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee ha! I’m actually giving the keynote address at a pop health conference on monday (ironic, considering tomorrow, right?)…. Wed May 11 18:54:41 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee absolutely! pick some days. Wed May 11 18:39:39 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee I suspect the latter. That will have pros and cons. I want to discuss this so badly, but probably best to wait till after tomorrow Wed May 11 18:37:08 +0000 2016
  • @jayeldee Thank you! I’m flashing back to my karate days. I feel like I’m about to get the chance to kick someone in the head. Wed May 11 18:32:18 +0000 2016
  • .@ThatKevinSmith powerful episode of the Flash. Congrats. Wed May 11 15:11:24 +0000 2016
  • “The race is over, and Republican voters have chosen a mutant from a carrot juicing accident.” -Trevor Noah #fb Wed May 11 12:55:33 +0000 2016
  • “I don’t blame Americans for being afraid of math. After all, you learn it from a vampire.” -Trevor Noah #fb Wed May 11 12:33:29 +0000 2016
  • Scooter season is a week old and I already have my first parking ticket #Ottawa #fb Wed May 11 12:25:48 +0000 2016
  • Position open: Executive Director of Amnesty International Canada in Ottawa. https://t.co/bAMJXmmFuX Wed May 11 12:19:51 +0000 2016
  • Position open: Associate Director of Food Security for IDRC in Ottawa https://t.co/bbGGtUXaMu Wed May 11 12:18:42 +0000 2016
  • 5 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed May 11 08:36:17 +0000 2016
  • When I watch something like this, I don’t think, “Wow, look how smart that monkey is.” Nope. I think, “People suck.” https://t.co/XnZjypfdcp Tue May 10 10:52:16 +0000 2016
  • Low income transit passes are so obviously the way to go. Toronto needs one, too. https://t.co/UL6sp3ingS Tue May 10 09:17:22 +0000 2016
  • Bit of guilty pleasure blitzing through a series of emails, answering “No” to each one. #fb Tue May 10 09:08:02 +0000 2016
  • Public Health Services Coordinator position in Kenora https://t.co/w4oBKogMHI Tue May 10 08:26:48 +0000 2016
  • Data management position in Kenora https://t.co/qMVAwWcIrM Tue May 10 08:25:30 +0000 2016
  • Unhappiness is when you arrive early to the Via Rail first class lounge only to discover that you purchased an economy class ticket. #fb Mon May 09 18:07:50 +0000 2016
  • RT @jayeldee: @deonandan thanks to @AmirAttaran for bringing this to light. Mon May 09 18:05:41 +0000 2016
  • .@jayeldee bad-ass https://t.co/bw23ygcDNy Mon May 09 16:58:19 +0000 2016
  • Canadian universities fail to meet diversity hiring targets https://t.co/SRJAjiFVpo Mon May 09 15:54:44 +0000 2016
  • “I do not like Arsenio Hall. He can suck my dick.” -Sinead O’Connor Oh, Prince’s legacy is certainly a juicy one. Mon May 09 15:49:05 +0000 2016
  • This fella needs to come back to Canada to receive life-saving medical care https://t.co/iu3ZNnQvJc via @gofundme Mon May 09 01:31:38 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P : Just so you know, @brittharr2 already has a silver fox, and he’s also an epidemiologist Mon May 09 01:07:05 +0000 2016
  • “This whole election is taking place inside the mind of a disturbed child. And that child, of course, is Dr Ben Carson.” -Bill Maher Sun May 08 05:40:21 +0000 2016
  • @CigaretsChill that’s true for many things + liquor store Sat May 07 18:06:11 +0000 2016
  • @scowlyguy Not for much longer if people keep pointing that out! Sat May 07 18:04:54 +0000 2016
  • Nurse found to have photographed an unconscious patient’s penis. She was charged with a… misdewiener. https://t.co/KP1hdiQHBO Sat May 07 17:51:13 +0000 2016
  • Another innocent profiled on a flight. The system is overly biased toward false positives. https://t.co/5cIcZ2pQa3 Sat May 07 17:48:04 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/8MX8MsirPT Sat May 07 15:32:53 +0000 2016
  • Dude, miners have it rough enough. Let ’em smoke. https://t.co/Mmp35UJ7Op Sat May 07 15:32:24 +0000 2016
  • Let’s stop this cruel “swim with dolphins” nonsense https://t.co/L5iYNBkuM9 Sat May 07 14:20:58 +0000 2016
  • Sikh man in Texas detained because he was a Sikh man in Texas. People: get your racist shit together. https://t.co/8YkJWKsYen Sat May 07 14:14:29 +0000 2016
  • Just made list of 14 things to get done this weekend. Then promptly decided to have a nap. #fb Sat May 07 14:12:26 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/RcKllc4oAY Sat May 07 13:53:30 +0000 2016
  • Something tells me prices in Costa Rica are about to soar https://t.co/agTSN2OdLb Sat May 07 13:39:04 +0000 2016
  • . Congrats to @M_Ignatieff who is new President of Central European University https://t.co/ybM89kB0b1 Sat May 07 12:03:11 +0000 2016
  • World university rankings are out. Harvard is #1. Only Canadian school to make top 25 is U of Toronto. https://t.co/Q8zqCyYaNl Sat May 07 12:02:03 +0000 2016
  • 11 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat May 07 09:47:05 +0000 2016
  • Louis CK “Trump is an insane bigot” https://t.co/GmlwuYsd0B Sat May 07 03:12:26 +0000 2016
  • Prince playing the SNL 40th anniversary after-party. Glad that at the end of his life, he’d re-grown his noble ‘fro https://t.co/AUMTTh3KZa Fri May 06 20:47:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @TDSBKat: Dr Raywat Deonandan at YMCI Talks shares message to temper kindness with respect. @tdsb https://t.co/jqxnqpaz9Q Fri May 06 20:41:10 +0000 2016
  • With @AkaashMaharaj at @YMKINDNESS2016 https://t.co/JPI2bDEcJp Fri May 06 15:47:27 +0000 2016
  • Hanging out with the mysterious @KatiaMillar https://t.co/3XMgJK7Otn Fri May 06 15:29:43 +0000 2016
  • Audience at @YMKINDNESS2016 as seen from stage https://t.co/k9CHolaGfP Fri May 06 15:03:19 +0000 2016
  • RT @YMKINDNESS2016: Thank you Dr. Raywat @Deonandan sharing your absolutely captivating experiences in Guyana!! https://t.co/bT0nI9bexl Fri May 06 14:57:52 +0000 2016
  • At a gathering of high school students, I just made my first boner joke. Not good, Ray. Dial it back! #fb Fri May 06 12:51:49 +0000 2016
  • My favourite American Dad vignette https://t.co/VMeuQNIx5g Fri May 06 12:04:03 +0000 2016
  • This is great. “X-Men: Apocalypse” trailer re-cut using 1980s animation. https://t.co/YcKYne0uIw Fri May 06 04:44:03 +0000 2016
  • I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/iuQpq2asRV Episode 1 | Channing Tatum Fri May 06 03:38:39 +0000 2016
  • Been listening to Prince’s version of “Creep” at Coachella on infinite loop. Just can’t stop. #fb Fri May 06 00:27:03 +0000 2016
  • Dear Stone Cold, please come back and do this again… for reals this time https://t.co/mnKR2QhbLp Thu May 05 22:20:11 +0000 2016
  • Trying to donate to Red Cross for Alberta wildfire relief but site keeps crashing. Will keep trying & so should you. https://t.co/gA0ghWi1iM Thu May 05 21:03:58 +0000 2016
  • Both Bill Maher & Donald Trump are rich, white anti-vaxxer dicks. Wonder when they will figure out that they actually don’t hate each other. Thu May 05 21:02:30 +0000 2016
  • . @picardonhealth says what I always tell my students: Canadians are too accepting of mediocrity. #fb Thu May 05 16:25:46 +0000 2016
  • Listening to @picardonhealth at @uOttawa while gorging on free food https://t.co/u70RWfHFo3 Thu May 05 15:59:50 +0000 2016
  • Now we know why there was never a sequel to “E.T.” https://t.co/nbsNeTF94B Wed May 04 21:29:04 +0000 2016
  • U of Toronto Animal Ethics Committee Call for Volunteers https://t.co/vpYIOKsEYo Wed May 04 21:09:55 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/ClnV5xohk3 Wed May 04 16:34:43 +0000 2016
  • This dude’s CV of failures is getting quite the attention https://t.co/7DmLhMEqdj Wed May 04 16:10:42 +0000 2016
  • Once more attending a meeting in which I hoped to sit in the back and answer emails, but end up doing most of the talking. #fb Wed May 04 14:50:48 +0000 2016
  • Reagan, Churchill, Hitler & Yeltsin all had personal astrologers. Conclusion? There’s plenty of foolishness to go around. #fb Wed May 04 13:35:50 +0000 2016
  • No, I will not be making any Star Wars jokes today, you bunch of dorks. Wed May 04 12:13:25 +0000 2016
  • @RosalindR Took me a while to realize “garden variety haunting” wasn’t actually a haunting of one’s garden. I have enough spooky cucumbers. Wed May 04 04:47:13 +0000 2016
  • Not quite funny because you can totally see it actually happening. https://t.co/0KC1ComL4O Wed May 04 04:46:23 +0000 2016
  • @RosalindR I want to be able to tweet from the grave. My tomb better have wifi Wed May 04 04:14:40 +0000 2016
  • And so it begins…. “Dead could be brought back to life” https://t.co/Xl4QWrTQFz Wed May 04 04:08:43 +0000 2016
  • Sometimes I *don’t* miss the 80s. At all. https://t.co/fq2z63VLY1 Wed May 04 02:58:41 +0000 2016
  • Let’s pretend we’re making a weekly TV drama about professors and academia. Pitch me some storylines! Go! Tue May 03 18:15:33 +0000 2016
  • #GameofThrones https://t.co/iW9PyfC0LU Tue May 03 16:35:20 +0000 2016
  • I’m enjoying all the Justin Trudeau push-up, yoga, etc, videos. How about some videos showing some actual governance now? That would be good Tue May 03 16:09:02 +0000 2016
  • @adr We have chesterfield, they have Cloverfield. We win. Tue May 03 15:37:37 +0000 2016
  • Know what other term exists in Canada but not much in the USA? “Shit disturber.” I know, right? #fb Tue May 03 15:33:58 +0000 2016
  • We Canadians use the word “mixer” to describe a social gathering. American colleagues seem perplexed by the term. #fb Tue May 03 15:33:03 +0000 2016
  • Attending a lecture on ethics in university management. Unsurprisingly, it is sparsely attended. #fb Tue May 03 14:07:35 +0000 2016
  • Always attend public lectures offered by the business faculty. They will tend to provide refreshments. #fb Tue May 03 14:06:01 +0000 2016
  • 7 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue May 03 06:55:06 +0000 2016
  • Watching the @FareedZakaria vs @Snowden debate. The latter needs a Nobel Prize, damn it. https://t.co/v0clVIZ82D Tue May 03 05:33:00 +0000 2016
  • Real student email: “Does a mark of 78.96% get rounded up to 79 or 80?” Mon May 02 23:57:09 +0000 2016
  • The bottom of my @westernuepibio mug literally just fell off https://t.co/Y8VG8UxtFi Mon May 02 23:43:03 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/dlJYjDJO6M Mon May 02 20:57:01 +0000 2016
  • Everyone remember that time Jean Claude Van Damme met Fedor? Makes me feel funny in my swimsuit area. https://t.co/JxkF0IYwyr Mon May 02 19:10:44 +0000 2016
  • Dear @Forbes I enjoy your lists, such as this one. Don’t be another buzzfeed. Please put them all on one page. ‘Kay? https://t.co/FKMlHmTAND Mon May 02 18:40:34 +0000 2016
  • @CigaretsChill i’m good at that! Mon May 02 16:42:37 +0000 2016
  • @CigaretsChill sounds like work. I don’t do work! Mon May 02 16:38:55 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/YYk5dl4qNc Mon May 02 13:36:09 +0000 2016
  • Inbox under 100! Time for bed. #fb Mon May 02 06:13:05 +0000 2016
  • Help! This is the secondary dryer filter in the ductwork of my condo. Where can I get a new one? Anyone? Bueller? https://t.co/y82Qzd1Iu8 Mon May 02 05:59:26 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/Klt3sLtKCH Mon May 02 00:09:13 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles hey, I’ve asked that you be invited to a special SSHRC meeting in Calgary June 1st that includes these issues Mon May 02 00:08:26 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 4-1-16 to 4-30-16 https://t.co/OmYP8mOAD8 Sun May 01 23:28:01 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 3-1-16 to 3-31-16 https://t.co/GSLrv0voQr Sun May 01 23:23:23 +0000 2016
  • Twitter Tweets from 2-1-16 to 2-29-16 https://t.co/h61vQYGocs Sun May 01 23:19:37 +0000 2016
  • https://t.co/mi0iJ8CuHd Sun May 01 22:49:44 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles Something in our IT system not working? I am shocked! Shocked, I say! Sun May 01 21:09:36 +0000 2016
  • Modern Seinfeld…. so this is a thing now https://t.co/vBTgbbskUz Sun May 01 20:37:50 +0000 2016
  • @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P the kids still say “rad”? Sun May 01 17:57:23 +0000 2016
  • @Audrey_Giles kewl Sun May 01 13:23:09 +0000 2016
  • Nice to see my SSHRC award listed on the government website… though they got my faculty wrong https://t.co/0u9EM6snJT Sun May 01 05:10:25 +0000 2016
  • Science Monkey ep 8 – I’m your monkey (aka More Friends Make You Dumber): https://t.co/WObhF4SdpT via @YouTube Sun May 01 04:19:07 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/RxIGolCAZ6 Sun May 01 04:04:16 +0000 2016
  • .@DavidBilbert thought of you https://t.co/Adx1KR8dtD Sun May 01 04:03:41 +0000 2016
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