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#WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe – deonandia


15 year old me

This hashtag was trending on Twitter today. So I thought I’d join in. I was 15 in…. well… 1982. Yikes.


The world does NOT end in the year 2000. Turns out, it’s just a number. I know, right?  #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Don’t bother making up a story. The ER just wants the facts. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

I know you hate football, but Redskins beat the Dolphins in Superbowl XVII. Empty that piggybank, young man! #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

You see that girl who actually agreed to go out with you? DON’T FUCK IT UP! #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

It’s going to a while before you get a girlfriend, so try the left hand for variety. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Buy property earlier. Much earlier. In shittier towns. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Read the classics. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Sunscreen. Your brown skin can’t protect you forever. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Yes it might have been a dude. Don’t think about it. Just move on. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

Yes, if you do it too many times, it will break. #whatiwoulditella15yearoldme

That girl you really like? She really isn’t into you. The other one? Yeah, she totally is. Don’t blow it. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

See that buffoon Trump on TV? He’s going to be President in 35 years. No, really. And no, it will suck. Bigly. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

Compound interest. Look into it. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

See all those vinyl records your Dad wants you to throw out, now that we have CDs? DON’T DO IT! #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

They’re going to make more Star Wars movies. And they’re going to suck. So move on. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

You know what’s better than the best person you’ve ever met? Any animal. #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

Remember these stocks: Apple, Google, Pfizer #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe

Stop eating all those carbs #WhatIWouldITellA15YearOldMe