14Mar
2017
Twitter Tweets from 2-1-17 to 2-28-17
Archived Twitter tweets from 2017-02-01 to 2017-02-28, courtesy of the Twime Machine:
- Anyone else having issues with the @porterairlines website today? Tue Feb 28 18:05:58 +0000 2017
- Thanks @brittharr2 and @DogulusPrime for helping me celebrate #PancakeDay Tue Feb 28 18:01:38 +0000 2017
- .@uottawa claims budget is running multimillion dollar deficit. Looking forward to @APUOtt response https://t.co/44bCAIJKwv Tue Feb 28 17:29:12 +0000 2017
- RT @globeandmail: Farm animals deserve legal protection from death by fire https://t.co/QzL7xVjJye @GlobeDebate Tue Feb 28 17:24:41 +0000 2017
- RT @AcademiaObscura: I’m not procrastinating.¹ ______________________________ ¹ I am really, but it’s OK because nobody bothers to read th… Tue Feb 28 17:22:14 +0000 2017
- SpaceX to send human beings around the Moon. This is HUGE news. https://t.co/6XqykNLAI7 Mon Feb 27 21:57:06 +0000 2017
- RT @ODPRN_Research: National pharmacare program would be a major undertaking but would have substantial benefits, suggests new study: https… Mon Feb 27 20:56:26 +0000 2017
- US teachers fired if used to be porn stars, but are celebrated as free speech heroes if openly advocate for murder. https://t.co/5bmWR26V9h Mon Feb 27 20:09:01 +0000 2017
- RT @HuShuo: Phoenix-area teacher resigns after tweeting about killing immigrants https://t.co/Rhv9E8Oc56 https://t.co/IFRgCf6UQU Mon Feb 27 20:06:13 +0000 2017
- “Superbugs which cause sepsis, pneumonia, and salmonella will soon be resistant to antibiotics.” https://t.co/uPdF6ZZRyM Mon Feb 27 19:44:01 +0000 2017
- Gawd, it takes so bloody long to create these memes. https://t.co/6qvrAPV0F6 Mon Feb 27 19:06:37 +0000 2017
- RT @DavidRomeiPHD: #BBC banned at #WhiteHouse. This should shame all Americans. #Trump is a petulant child brain. https://t.co/fC4Ay1Dz7g Mon Feb 27 18:56:44 +0000 2017
- RT @AmarAmarasingam: An act of American terror in Trump’s heartland. Great stuff by @ishaantharoor https://t.co/eH4Vk3BuVy Mon Feb 27 18:21:28 +0000 2017
- RT @steenfox: “Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.” EVERYONE knew this 😂 https://t.co/3AK0o8naQ8 Mon Feb 27 18:20:00 +0000 2017
- RT @matthaig1: BREAKING: Price Waterhouse Coopers announce they also put the wrong president’s name in the envelope. ‘We made a terrible mi… Mon Feb 27 18:18:59 +0000 2017
- Keep saying it: “Free speech” doesn’t mean anyone is obligated to give you a platform. It just means you can’t be arrested for your opinion. Mon Feb 27 17:32:41 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert Is that William The Prepubescent? Mon Feb 27 17:30:45 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert Billy Kidman Mon Feb 27 17:01:13 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/F1tztADfnU Mon Feb 27 16:18:57 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/FdpeSeO6Ij Mon Feb 27 16:15:39 +0000 2017
- RT @allheavens: #TRUMP: “Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.” Literally everyone knew except the #GOP apparently. Mon Feb 27 16:07:11 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert wrong Kidman https://t.co/noypAvuATE Mon Feb 27 16:06:16 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert And all the Twitter mouthbreathers will tweet about, too. Oh wait…. Mon Feb 27 16:04:32 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/qzCbylyHPQ Mon Feb 27 16:01:46 +0000 2017
- We’re officially in the upside down when George Bush is a voice of reason https://t.co/T5YoUoJj6N via @torontostar Mon Feb 27 15:43:35 +0000 2017
- Hey Aaron Lee thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 27 15:02:32 +0000 2017
- Hey James Cox thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 27 14:37:22 +0000 2017
- Hey say my name thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 27 13:32:14 +0000 2017
- .@RedParrots https://t.co/AXy7SL0j8N Mon Feb 27 13:11:14 +0000 2017
- Hey Night Owl Freelance thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 27 03:37:09 +0000 2017
- Hey Andrew Saikal-Skea thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 27 02:02:09 +0000 2017
- Hey Henrik Jeppesen thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 22:13:09 +0000 2017
- Hey Tay Zonday thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 21:33:11 +0000 2017
- Getting off the bus in Tokyo in 1992 at age 25. I’m now twice as old and missing a lot of that glorious hair. https://t.co/kaF6WbUACi Sun Feb 26 20:35:28 +0000 2017
- Hey Neha Gupta thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 19:48:28 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/zdjHcDTmr7 Sun Feb 26 19:03:45 +0000 2017
- Documentary about surrogacy to air Feb 28. I’m one of the experts interviewed. https://t.co/5rQATdOv7z Sun Feb 26 18:37:57 +0000 2017
- @CBCAlerts he’s also lived in Japan for 25 years, so what does he know about integrating in Sweden? Sun Feb 26 17:34:36 +0000 2017
- RT @jaketapper: I imagine it must be really annoying when someone puts out false info about where you were born. Must really bother you!!… Sun Feb 26 17:33:40 +0000 2017
- “A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printer was. I replied, ‘Dude, it’s 2017, you can use any printer you want.'” #jokes Sun Feb 26 17:29:50 +0000 2017
- @lucediversa @legreenwald Well there are two rules for being funny on the internet: (1) don’t tell everyone all the rules Sun Feb 26 17:29:13 +0000 2017
- Hey Johanna Mizgala thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 17:18:19 +0000 2017
- If only Bieber had half the charm of Robin Sparkles https://t.co/0ve8dXyfvO Sun Feb 26 17:12:27 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/TSo31X6cMW Sun Feb 26 17:06:10 +0000 2017
- as someone on Reddit pointed out, “[Bill Paxton] was the only actor to have been killed by an Alien, Predator, and Terminator.” Sun Feb 26 17:02:18 +0000 2017
- Marijuana Industry Projected To Create More Jobs Than Manufacturing By 2020 https://t.co/NlSh3qXHBl Sun Feb 26 16:59:54 +0000 2017
- Advertising Boycott of Breitbart News Appears to Be Growing https://t.co/Fns3EwNCM4 Sun Feb 26 16:59:06 +0000 2017
- RIP Bill Paxton. Need to nuke an abandoned facility from orbit –just to be safe– in his honour. Sun Feb 26 16:56:51 +0000 2017
- Hey Jessica Lauren Vine thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 15:48:19 +0000 2017
- one portrait for every dead soul he’s responsible for https://t.co/0j2kqsw9em Sun Feb 26 14:52:34 +0000 2017
- 10 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Feb 26 08:03:22 +0000 2017
- Latest @sciencemonkeyca is a rapid-fire science trivia episode, featuring horny rodents and galactic collisions. https://t.co/2MYLbd1kEC Sun Feb 26 07:40:05 +0000 2017
- Episode 16 – A Reasonable Number of Vaginas https://t.co/2MYLbdiVwa https://t.co/KEqAPmNg5a Sun Feb 26 07:33:02 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/z9gZEAVmEW Sun Feb 26 05:50:49 +0000 2017
- Hey The Splash thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 05:13:10 +0000 2017
- Junior Epidemiologist position in New Zealand https://t.co/IGK5KSOIGv Sun Feb 26 04:14:29 +0000 2017
- Hey Vickie Phillips thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 03:43:58 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/yDNZaE9uk3 Sun Feb 26 03:37:24 +0000 2017
- Student evaluation from back in 2012 https://t.co/1AWYOUx2l2 Sun Feb 26 02:48:19 +0000 2017
- RT @RayRiveraLive5: Protester jumps barricade and attempts to get Confederate flag from man #chsnews https://t.co/hTBql8qS9Z Sun Feb 26 02:37:56 +0000 2017
- Hey Patsy Mcneil thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 26 02:33:26 +0000 2017
- RT @SNCKPCK: zoom into the dog nose https://t.co/pW791P7c0t Sat Feb 25 23:00:42 +0000 2017
- Fast Review of Star Trek Beyond https://t.co/ejnj7heg6O https://t.co/A83M61UAvB Sat Feb 25 22:32:12 +0000 2017
- @scowlyguy I’m an old man with bad eyesight. All white people look the same to me, too, because I’m a racist. Sat Feb 25 22:24:03 +0000 2017
- @scowlyguy really, you don’t see it? https://t.co/8Klgaa2POh Sat Feb 25 22:10:46 +0000 2017
- Does anyone else confuse photos of Rona Ambrose with ones of Caityn Jenner #fb Sat Feb 25 21:47:05 +0000 2017
- Can I love @RealHughJackman any more? Chose to adopt bi-racial kids because they are less wanted https://t.co/kpzTRV9onm Sat Feb 25 21:12:16 +0000 2017
- “If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.” Sat Feb 25 21:01:56 +0000 2017
- A young @SirPatStew https://t.co/A4SD4RgF8s Sat Feb 25 20:59:10 +0000 2017
- What I don’t get (but do) is how US law enforcement (& border patrol) is so eagerly on board with Trump-ish abuses of power. Sat Feb 25 19:48:10 +0000 2017
- “Reince Priebus is an anagram for Penis Rice-A-Roni” -Stephen Colbert Sat Feb 25 19:42:41 +0000 2017
- Hey Puppies 🐶🐶🐶 thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 25 19:28:39 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/dsWF3tinB5 Sat Feb 25 19:22:56 +0000 2017
- “If there’s one thing Trump is famous for is telling people where to pee.” -Stephen Colbert #TRANSRIGHTSAREHUMANRIGHTS Sat Feb 25 19:13:42 +0000 2017
- George Harrison would have been 74 today https://t.co/M4GF0vlrY3 Sat Feb 25 18:38:08 +0000 2017
- RT @CuteAnimaIPic: when the floor is hot lava but your human needs you 🐶😍 https://t.co/6W7FTftTNG Sat Feb 25 18:23:58 +0000 2017
- I’m too old and dumb to understand how the hard Right went from villifying Russia to being its biggest fan https://t.co/2QPAYXvu8f #fb Sat Feb 25 18:17:43 +0000 2017
- Does anything other than falling ever happen by the wayside? #fb Sat Feb 25 18:10:28 +0000 2017
- RT @immigrantsnews: It should shame many Canadians that a band of “alt-right” racists is peddling such naked hatred disguised as serious “c… Sat Feb 25 18:06:16 +0000 2017
- @DogulusPrime @DavidBilbert https://t.co/sTyaiETUza Sat Feb 25 18:05:18 +0000 2017
- Dogs are better than people https://t.co/2U66SefPYW? Sat Feb 25 17:52:43 +0000 2017
- @brittharr2 @DavidBilbert @Alimak_P just the sex Sat Feb 25 17:43:46 +0000 2017
- Hey Cute Baby Animals thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 25 16:53:37 +0000 2017
- Why is “Sagan” trending? I hope it’s because of Carl and not some random stupid sports thing. Sat Feb 25 15:30:56 +0000 2017
- RT @jk_rowling: He. Is. A. Terrorist. Not. A. Lone. Wolf. https://t.co/OO3qDGhzwr Sat Feb 25 15:13:30 +0000 2017
- “He who writes for fools always finds a large public.” -Schopenhauer #fb Sat Feb 25 15:10:47 +0000 2017
- @adr I’m both of those people Sat Feb 25 15:06:21 +0000 2017
- 5-day fasting diet reduced risk of heart disease, cancer, diabetes and other age-related diseases https://t.co/x9wxFtp9Ua Sat Feb 25 15:04:52 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/atPxla0I5c Sat Feb 25 15:02:36 +0000 2017
- I enjoy Vice Media. But I really miss the old local Montreal-based Vice magazine. #fb Sat Feb 25 10:02:14 +0000 2017
- RT @socrates_99: Asra Nomani voted for 45 and wants to dictate who the DNC should select as chairman? Have several seats lady. #RealTime Sat Feb 25 09:49:10 +0000 2017
- Asra Nomani on Real Time gave me an aneurysm from the meandering, directionless commentary. Sat Feb 25 09:35:54 +0000 2017
- RT @jwharris: Just can’t get enough of this @depechemode bit. OK, I’ll stop. Well played, DM. Way to fire back at Richard Spencer https://… Sat Feb 25 09:30:00 +0000 2017
- @that_twit_trump it pipes my tweet to facebook Sat Feb 25 09:02:42 +0000 2017
- Is it possible to have crannies without nooks? They seem to be a package deal. #fb Sat Feb 25 07:30:35 +0000 2017
- RT @BraddJaffy: Muhammad Ali’s son, an American, was detained at Ft Lauderdale airport — immigration demanded to know if he’s Muslim https:… Sat Feb 25 06:05:14 +0000 2017
- @DogulusPrime https://t.co/gxQj3zacJT Sat Feb 25 02:09:28 +0000 2017
- RT @kenvogel: FLASHBACK: @seanspicer in Dec. says Trump WH won’t ban specific media outlets. “That’s what makes a democracy a democracy vs… Sat Feb 25 02:04:46 +0000 2017
- How to get rich in America: “It helps to start off rich in the first place.” https://t.co/bsyQfhp4aq Sat Feb 25 01:56:41 +0000 2017
- RT @AndrewBloch: This anecdote about about Donald Trump’s disastrous 1990 trip to Japan is the best thing you will read today #WhereIsMich… Sat Feb 25 01:53:06 +0000 2017
- RT @birbigs: .@realDonaldTrump Anonymous sources have been telling me they wish you would resign. Well, they’re not anonymous. They’re ever… Sat Feb 25 01:46:34 +0000 2017
- RT @mattbai: So here’s the deal, America. Somebody is knowingly lying to you. It’s either the ENTIRE national media, or one guy who’s presi… Sat Feb 25 01:11:44 +0000 2017
- Sweet Jeebus. Reading people’s support of Trump’s banning of CNN & NYTimes just makes me sad. Americans, you are so lost. Sat Feb 25 01:11:21 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert Je sais. Sat Feb 25 01:09:53 +0000 2017
- You know you’re middle aged when a Friday night spent at home with your parents sounds AWESOME! Sat Feb 25 00:46:03 +0000 2017
- RT @OttawaMark67: @davidfrum Damn…I’m agreeing with David Frum more and more…what hath Trump wrought??? Sat Feb 25 00:21:00 +0000 2017
- One of the great joys of Toronto is the random person having a nap on the subway platform during rush hour https://t.co/iRGQrzqWSD Sat Feb 25 00:03:51 +0000 2017
- RT @davidfrum: If you’re a news outlet allowed into a Trump White House gaggle, you need to ask yourself: what am I doing wrong? Fri Feb 24 22:56:56 +0000 2017
- Interesting watching SCROTUS supporters defend the white house selective media ban. So unaware that they are on the wrong side of history. Fri Feb 24 21:38:48 +0000 2017
- RT @SeanMcElwee: history suggests that if religious leaders are creating underground networks to hide people from you, you’re probably the… Fri Feb 24 21:35:21 +0000 2017
- The only “alt” I care about is the one pressed simultaneously with “ctrl” and “del” #fb Fri Feb 24 20:46:11 +0000 2017
- Camped out at a coffee shop in Toronto, pretending really hard to get work done #fb Fri Feb 24 20:44:36 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert like you! Fri Feb 24 20:44:04 +0000 2017
- .@DavidBilbert Sure that isn’t Gus the Buttplug? Fri Feb 24 20:41:28 +0000 2017
- I dreamed that @DavidBilbert and @Alimak_P went to SummerSlam without me. Dan felt bad and made me Indian food. @brittharr2 was jealous. Fri Feb 24 18:40:14 +0000 2017
- “Are Great Teachers Poor Scholars?” In short, no. https://t.co/BxQDdLtQZa Fri Feb 24 16:31:45 +0000 2017
- Hey Chandni Patel thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 24 02:33:32 +0000 2017
- @leleinah she is brilliant but fucking annoying Fri Feb 24 00:57:41 +0000 2017
- @leleinah ah. I was at her house once for a writers union event. Me and shyam selvadurai were the only non-white people. No one noticed. Fri Feb 24 00:44:25 +0000 2017
- Few things more simultaneously boring and hilarious than art critics taking themselves seriously. #fb Fri Feb 24 00:40:18 +0000 2017
- @leleinah what did she say this time? Fri Feb 24 00:37:40 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots meh Fri Feb 24 00:37:02 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots more fun than the boring lecturer Fri Feb 24 00:24:58 +0000 2017
- Someone just shushhed me. I’m officially the naughty kid in class. #fb Fri Feb 24 00:24:24 +0000 2017
- At a uni lecture on art history. I now have sympathy for poor students and understand why they’re all on cell phones during my lectures. #fb Fri Feb 24 00:19:17 +0000 2017
- Happiness is a 2 hour Chinatown massage from a woman who probably moonlights as a stevedore. #fb Fri Feb 24 00:13:07 +0000 2017
- At a cocktail event for university donors. Man, what a bunch of old farts. #fb Fri Feb 24 00:12:23 +0000 2017
- Noise canceling headphones? I need dumb canceling glasses so I no longer see dumb people. Thu Feb 23 21:19:56 +0000 2017
- RT @JensenClan88: I count down the days until these dumb fucking Republican men who “care” about who’s in their bathrooms get caught suckin… Thu Feb 23 20:48:42 +0000 2017
- Elon Muskrat love https://t.co/beSDspcAbX Thu Feb 23 20:37:27 +0000 2017
- So warm in Toronto on a February. It’s almost as if the “climate” is… how you say… “changing.” #fb Thu Feb 23 20:34:53 +0000 2017
- At public gatherings of large groups, ever notice how it’s often the dumbest guy who talks loudest? #fb Thu Feb 23 19:33:39 +0000 2017
- Canada’s most promising jobs includes…. Epidemiologist. https://t.co/dhZZyraQYs Thu Feb 23 19:10:05 +0000 2017
- “You have to cut Trump some slack for his bad oratory skills, since he’s translating in real time from the Russian in his earpiece.” #fb Thu Feb 23 16:57:36 +0000 2017
- “Trump has been a gift to comedy writers. But global takeover by the Russian mafia is a high price to pay for a few easy jokes.” #fb Thu Feb 23 16:57:36 +0000 2017
- I know we’re technically still at work on Reading Week. But I’m avoiding all emails from students until Monday. Sorry. #fb Thu Feb 23 16:57:36 +0000 2017
- Hey TheBestBlogRecipes thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 23 16:11:10 +0000 2017
- Hey Brandon Barrick thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 23 15:36:41 +0000 2017
- Hey Layne thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 23 14:31:29 +0000 2017
- Hey Foodie, Eh? thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 23 09:26:26 +0000 2017
- 5 people followed me and 8 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Feb 23 07:59:33 +0000 2017
- Hey Tricia Rodriguez thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 23 06:41:16 +0000 2017
- RT @Drunk_Canuck: Someone tweet something good so I can retweet it Thu Feb 23 06:39:45 +0000 2017
- This is good. NaturalNews is a home to dangerous pseudoscience https://t.co/rqjNPWvQYu #fb Thu Feb 23 03:09:47 +0000 2017
- NASA says the star TRAPPIST-1 is classified as an “ultracool dwarf” https://t.co/khCOluGwcj Wed Feb 22 19:18:18 +0000 2017
- “Getting into a Twitter war is like a goading someone into a masturbation contest on a public elevator with strangers.” -Luke Thomas Wed Feb 22 18:21:22 +0000 2017
- @ottawanag a tad overstated. Wed Feb 22 18:13:30 +0000 2017
- Well if NASA was going to announce evidence of ET technologies, the presser wouldn’t be hosted by a 17 year old. Wed Feb 22 18:02:05 +0000 2017
- E.T.?? It’s right there in the image! Thanks, NASA! https://t.co/IHKMeiKfVw Wed Feb 22 17:58:56 +0000 2017
- RT @UNDP: #Fishermen like Suhas depend on #biodiversity for a living. Read how he helps protect endangered turtles: https://t.co/mflrjx9NxD… Wed Feb 22 15:52:50 +0000 2017
- Is soulless ringwraith Stephen Miller flashing white power gang signs? These days, I don’t know what’s real anymore. https://t.co/QxJUZysD5M Wed Feb 22 15:46:44 +0000 2017
- RT @kinsellawarren: #Resist – with a smile… @BarackObama @MichelleObama https://t.co/ObibUwt0po Wed Feb 22 15:08:14 +0000 2017
- @WhitneyCummings here’s my kind of bitch on wheels https://t.co/GpUOAs2UWF Wed Feb 22 15:06:57 +0000 2017
- Taking bets on big NASA presser: new Earth2? More on Proxima B? System with multiple Earths? Evidence of alien tech? https://t.co/3NOmU7tPFt Wed Feb 22 15:04:58 +0000 2017
- UWO adds Fall reading week, like other Ontario unis. Is this for stress reduction or budgetary reasons? https://t.co/1Pcd9jBr48 Wed Feb 22 14:59:21 +0000 2017
- Listen. I like pineapple on my pizza. Deal with it. Wed Feb 22 14:40:15 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert https://t.co/KKumus3X9k Wed Feb 22 14:39:59 +0000 2017
- Ontario teacher allegedly told students vaccines can lead to death. It’s like people want to be ignorant. https://t.co/r1ko8RubRC via Wed Feb 22 14:38:02 +0000 2017
- “Gut feelings no substitute for data.” An article by one of my former students. https://t.co/m0XWGAN76V Wed Feb 22 14:27:21 +0000 2017
- @leleinah https://t.co/OksraxABlB Wed Feb 22 14:12:12 +0000 2017
- Hey Meet Your Psychic thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 22 13:51:24 +0000 2017
- Fake news makes front page. Retractions are buried in the back. https://t.co/0P3AnZFcuz Wed Feb 22 13:50:37 +0000 2017
- “Putin favorability surges with Republicans”. Of course it does. https://t.co/PZl8FbsoHc Wed Feb 22 13:47:43 +0000 2017
- How SCROTUS spent his first month in office https://t.co/YePNWZdOkw Wed Feb 22 13:26:58 +0000 2017
- This is not photoshopped #irony https://t.co/C4zZ8xcm9j Wed Feb 22 13:24:31 +0000 2017
- .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/ph2k4JjcQ3 Wed Feb 22 13:23:01 +0000 2017
- @brittharr2 Then when you sit down to go “awwww”, he rips a vein out of your neck Wed Feb 22 13:22:02 +0000 2017
- African farmer delivers water to wild animals during drought https://t.co/oKtSIAvk8B Wed Feb 22 13:21:23 +0000 2017
- From an Indian science textbook. Sigh. My peeps disappoint me at times. https://t.co/ZLFthHrTsD Wed Feb 22 07:34:44 +0000 2017
- My latest paper: “Relationship between High Birthweight and Maternal Socioeconomic Indicators among US States” https://t.co/5qlt9gvBqv Wed Feb 22 05:50:25 +0000 2017
- Hey Artvantge thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 22 05:16:18 +0000 2017
- RT @CBCAlerts: Amnesty International says ‘toxic’ fear-mongering by anti-establishment politicians contributing to global pushback against… Wed Feb 22 02:37:52 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/agLeswTNMz Wed Feb 22 02:13:40 +0000 2017
- RT @JacekKopczynski: Missing you Queens Bull, but every night has its dawn #QueensBull #Queens https://t.co/gBF0fXQWQb Wed Feb 22 01:53:14 +0000 2017
- How can you have a soul and not be horrified by this bull’s plight? https://t.co/eTmlAhCtsr Wed Feb 22 01:50:53 +0000 2017
- .@DogulusPrime https://t.co/Om8aX5fNnd Wed Feb 22 00:40:59 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/6js5NzSnMb Wed Feb 22 00:39:54 +0000 2017
- Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/YOlIKToWW9 Wed Feb 22 00:38:39 +0000 2017
- Hey Tammy J Clifford thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 22 00:11:35 +0000 2017
- RT @lsarsour: One of the many early signs of fascism is disdain for public intellectuals and the arts. https://t.co/wkcaJNm86c Tue Feb 21 23:30:07 +0000 2017
- RT @claireehanson: I miss the days when I thought of the Atlantis movie when I heard the name “Milo” and not of an infectious fungus taken… Tue Feb 21 23:28:06 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots are you wearing this somewhere? should i be worried? Tue Feb 21 23:12:51 +0000 2017
- 20 yrs from now, when Trump gets out of jail, he will claim he was posing as the common enemy needed to bring Jews and Muslims together. Tue Feb 21 22:01:03 +0000 2017
- Hang on… isn’t Milo now an unemployed immigrant on a work visa? Shouldn’t he be deported now? Tue Feb 21 21:57:08 +0000 2017
- You chose well, @jeremyscahill https://t.co/zz94aoEa40 Tue Feb 21 21:54:00 +0000 2017
- RT @MarkHarrisNYC: Milo has now lost a book, a speaking gig, and his job. Dear Bill Maher: Please invite Steve Bannon on this week. Tue Feb 21 21:52:48 +0000 2017
- RT @jbarro: Milo says his decision to resign from Breitbart is his alone, much like a 13-year-old who has sex with a 28-year-old. https://t… Tue Feb 21 20:17:38 +0000 2017
- RT @canadiancynic: I look forward to Milo’s next enterprise, the “Unemployed Faggot” tour. Sponsored by Fisher-Price. https://t.co/V8wHgbtH… Tue Feb 21 19:55:37 +0000 2017
- So there is, after all, a line that you cannot cross & still be hailed by conservatives as champion of free speech. https://t.co/kS1ZV1nSsN Tue Feb 21 19:39:57 +0000 2017
- RT @guardian: The rise and fall of Milo Yiannopoulos – how a shallow actor played the bad guy for money https://t.co/MObyF0IDuL https://t.c… Tue Feb 21 19:38:31 +0000 2017
- RT @MarkHarrisNYC: First they came for Milo and I said nothing. Then they cam–no, actually, that was it. We’re good. Tue Feb 21 19:38:00 +0000 2017
- @SpencerBronte with my luck, they’re probably announcing a new mascot or theme song or Bill Nye TV show Tue Feb 21 19:37:03 +0000 2017
- UofT’s M.Ed. info day is March 4. Details here: https://t.co/8u6F3p4yuq Tue Feb 21 19:31:17 +0000 2017
- RT @matthaig1: Imagine if people defended the right of Muslims’ free movement with the same passion they defended Milo’s free speech. Tue Feb 21 19:14:46 +0000 2017
- RT @timothycsimons: wow if the right is upset about Milo wait till they hear twenty children were shot and killed in an elementary school a… Tue Feb 21 19:13:19 +0000 2017
- @SpencerBronte well, for a press conf, at the very least I expect news of a genuine Earth 2 Tue Feb 21 16:15:59 +0000 2017
- @crundwellg what do you do when the speaker isn’t asking questions, but just being a troll? Failing to feed troll is now denying a debate? Tue Feb 21 15:01:37 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/GWtsXrVusr Tue Feb 21 12:54:28 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/JjkttVDmVr Tue Feb 21 12:50:07 +0000 2017
- @crundwellg no one is under any obligation to support anyone Tue Feb 21 12:44:55 +0000 2017
- Maybe Uber ain’t so great https://t.co/uQssNZwnkk Tue Feb 21 12:40:20 +0000 2017
- Hey Mary-Anne Gillespie thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 21 06:41:30 +0000 2017
- So if Berkeley students refuse Milo they are anti-free speech. But if CPAC does it, they are defending morality? Hypocrisy knows no bounds. Tue Feb 21 04:31:07 +0000 2017
- The difference is…. now it affects his bank account. https://t.co/kW6clAGS8Z Tue Feb 21 04:21:52 +0000 2017
- this pretty much sums it up https://t.co/cLjX9Y2fdd Tue Feb 21 04:20:12 +0000 2017
- One by one, the alt-Right leaders shall fall https://t.co/PdnxjUYPRF Tue Feb 21 03:27:44 +0000 2017
- Wow. What is up with big nasa exoplanet announcement on Wednesday? I hope it’s extrasolar signs of technology. If so.. Holy shit. #fb Mon Feb 20 23:14:55 +0000 2017
- What will it be? Signs of technology? https://t.co/OqF5x6AImi Mon Feb 20 23:12:02 +0000 2017
- Hey Angelina Gaines thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 20 19:20:05 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots be on the side of right and goodness https://t.co/u35GFy85Kn Mon Feb 20 17:35:09 +0000 2017
- Also from last semester’s student evaluations. (It’s “KILL-oh-mee-turr”, not “kill-AWE-mittur”) https://t.co/lYcn9qdCnH Mon Feb 20 17:10:38 +0000 2017
- The John Addams Family #presidentialtvshows Mon Feb 20 15:45:20 +0000 2017
- RT @ggreenwald: Here, @RandPaul has a point: a big reason McCain/neocons hate Trump is they believe he opposes the specific strain of milit… Mon Feb 20 15:16:30 +0000 2017
- Hey Darla Mack thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 20 13:50:56 +0000 2017
- 5 people followed me and 5 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Mon Feb 20 07:54:20 +0000 2017
- one more from last semester’s student evaluations @DogulusPrime https://t.co/1kiKYlUuVA Sun Feb 19 15:55:04 +0000 2017
- Hey Keck Medicine of USC thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 19 15:10:41 +0000 2017
- @AudreyC8 I tell them that I prefer drawings. Is it’s a biased sample 🙂 Sun Feb 19 15:08:42 +0000 2017
- RT @canadiancynic: Donald Trump has managed to piss off Sweden. Ponder that. Sweden. He’s pissed off Sweden. https://t.co/UJsCG642uq Sun Feb 19 15:07:15 +0000 2017
- From last semester’s student evaluations. No I do not teach a dentistry class. https://t.co/GVren1Qgwv Sun Feb 19 06:34:37 +0000 2017
- From my student evaluations https://t.co/p2LpC8OLSJ Sun Feb 19 06:33:10 +0000 2017
- still more from last semester’s student evaluations…. https://t.co/074lrP5ISU Sun Feb 19 06:31:59 +0000 2017
- More from last semester’s student evaluations…. https://t.co/UseWVle2R7 Sun Feb 19 06:30:14 +0000 2017
- Student evaluations from last semester are in. I’ll be posting some of the more… interesting… ones. Here’s the… https://t.co/k5SH91hdxh Sun Feb 19 06:28:08 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I have faith in your abilities to plumb the dark depths of pornhub Sat Feb 18 23:07:27 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert https://t.co/zO02VWYScd Sat Feb 18 20:52:15 +0000 2017
- I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/yCV3txUt9j Bobs garden railway episode 10 Sat Feb 18 20:20:34 +0000 2017
- Saddening but not surprising, how Trump supporters think his horrific press conference was a “success” Sat Feb 18 19:08:28 +0000 2017
- “Boomers don’t understand the Internet. Millennials were raised on it. Generation X created it.” https://t.co/hfQNhCabrE Sat Feb 18 19:06:52 +0000 2017
- Larry Wilmore demonstrated why Jeremy Scahill was right to boycott Milo on Real Time Sat Feb 18 06:28:28 +0000 2017
- Hey Sean Cooper thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 18 04:45:31 +0000 2017
- Judgement Day is upon us https://t.co/q6cMuCjC92 Fri Feb 17 22:41:52 +0000 2017
- Hey Get Game Group thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 17 22:23:30 +0000 2017
- RIP George The Animal Steele https://t.co/KBtwIDtXrV Fri Feb 17 17:16:35 +0000 2017
- Hey UTEC thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 17 15:12:28 +0000 2017
- .@brittharr2 https://t.co/S2pQFvIMbr Fri Feb 17 13:30:54 +0000 2017
- Hey Reproduction journal thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 17 10:57:11 +0000 2017
- 8 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Fri Feb 17 09:47:25 +0000 2017
- RT @canadiancynic: After that Donald Trump presser, suddenly, this looks positively intellectual and cosmopolitan. https://t.co/7es0BkEBFZ Fri Feb 17 07:51:04 +0000 2017
- RT @canadiancynic: Dear Canadians: Today’s Trump presser is the response to your suggestion of, “Kellie Leitch being the leader of the CPC… Fri Feb 17 07:49:51 +0000 2017
- Whaaa? @EzraLevant made up shit? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you. https://t.co/JCHEtdpmTP Fri Feb 17 07:42:13 +0000 2017
- Still doubt that Trumpism doesn’t exist in Canada? It’s here, led by scum like @KellieLeitch and @ezralevant https://t.co/SczkaZ0s0s Fri Feb 17 06:58:03 +0000 2017
- Burger King employee fired over 50 cents in fries. Ugh, people are the worst. https://t.co/4XYQ5O0pJ6 Fri Feb 17 06:24:33 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert https://t.co/GIRj0jvNzS Fri Feb 17 01:01:17 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert @Bonn1eGreer @Impeach_D_Trump I saw on it Twitter, so it’s true. Fri Feb 17 00:51:45 +0000 2017
- .@brittharr2 missed the #TrumpPresser earlier today, so she’s making me re-watch it now. I am twice traumatized. Fri Feb 17 00:46:44 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: It’s very odd that people think calling you liberal is an insult. Being liberal is a good inclusive quality. Fri Feb 17 00:45:34 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: I don’t understand wtf we just watched Fri Feb 17 00:45:07 +0000 2017
- RT @Bonn1eGreer: Ben and Jerry’s latest ice cream “ImpeachMint”- handed out to journos after #TrumpPresser. pic via @Impeach_D_Trump https… Fri Feb 17 00:43:16 +0000 2017
- RT @jeremyscahill: Why I will not appear this week on Real Time with Bill Maher. https://t.co/SOoE3udrDr Thu Feb 16 19:57:24 +0000 2017
- RT @ggreenwald: 3/ You alt-right idiots calling Jeremy a “coward” should first go interview victims in war zones in Mogadishu, Sanaa & Gard… Thu Feb 16 19:57:19 +0000 2017
- I admire @jeremyscahill ‘s principled stance https://t.co/IRLafW2krv Thu Feb 16 19:56:47 +0000 2017
- If I were Jeff Sachs, I’d change my middle name to “Nut” Thu Feb 16 19:47:32 +0000 2017
- @opalsoap Then the working class inevitably falls for it and votes the fuckers in Thu Feb 16 19:46:55 +0000 2017
- A reminder that in Canada it’s the Conservatives who are the out of touch elites who laugh at the working class. https://t.co/YA8JFeOW2H Thu Feb 16 19:29:23 +0000 2017
- If a movie script about Presidential corruption included a scene like the #trumppresser, it would get tossed for being too fantastical. Thu Feb 16 19:27:21 +0000 2017
- RT @lufc4625: waiting for @piersmorgan to start talking about his best mate. Here kitty kitty. #TrumpPresser https://t.co/EETudtXOYu Thu Feb 16 19:25:50 +0000 2017
- RT @MisterMashburn: Me watching the #TrumpPressConference #TrumpPresser https://t.co/erc9rk97H1 Thu Feb 16 19:24:06 +0000 2017
- RT @jk_rowling: Up until an hour ago, the scariest thing I’d ever watched was Psycho. #TrumpPresser Thu Feb 16 19:23:05 +0000 2017
- So Trudeau is in Germany today. How much you want to bet he and Merkel have a private snicker about Trump? #fb Thu Feb 16 19:15:37 +0000 2017
- Holy shit, they still play Trump’s 90s action movie theme music, even at the White House?????? #fb Thu Feb 16 19:14:39 +0000 2017
- The White House went from being occupied by a genius Professor to being occupied by a fucking insane fact vacuum. I want to cry, Thu Feb 16 19:14:11 +0000 2017
- RT @cmathen: It is way past time for Govt of Canada to cease listing place of birth on Cdn passports. #equality #Cdnvalues Thu Feb 16 19:08:43 +0000 2017
- RT @sarahcpr: Does anyone, anyone in this room think that Hillary Clinton would be tougher on Russia than me? #TrumpPressConference https:/… Thu Feb 16 19:04:18 +0000 2017
- Fuck this asshat. The disrespect he shows to reporters should be a signal to the world to take the gloves off. #SCROTUS Thu Feb 16 19:03:10 +0000 2017
- Dear Press, keep needling the fucker. His meds are wearing off and he’s about to blow. #SCROTUS Thu Feb 16 19:00:17 +0000 2017
- Dear American voters, thanks for giving a crazy man access to nuclear weapons. Thu Feb 16 18:58:45 +0000 2017
- Dear SCROTUS, how about letting a reported finish asking a question before “answering” it????? Thu Feb 16 18:55:25 +0000 2017
- Dear Mr SCROTUS, stop talking about Hillary Clinton. You are (sadly) the President now. GOVERN! Thu Feb 16 18:50:24 +0000 2017
- Dear Press, please stop talking about the Press and just ask SCROTUS about, you know, Russia and corruption and treason. Thu Feb 16 18:49:45 +0000 2017
- Listening to a Trump press conference makes me dumber by the minute. I can’t afford to lose anymore IQ points. Thu Feb 16 18:48:40 +0000 2017
- RT @realityblurred: This is a wounded animal in a corner. What the media is doing is working. Keep it up. Thu Feb 16 18:47:46 +0000 2017
- Why is Trump still campaigning???!!! Try governing, you shitgibbon. Thu Feb 16 18:44:50 +0000 2017
- Sweet Zod. SCROTUS is complaining about the tone of “hatred”. YOU STARTED IT, YOU BABOON! Thu Feb 16 18:43:13 +0000 2017
- Watching this live Trump press conference is better than drugs. I don’t know what’s real anymore. Thu Feb 16 18:42:28 +0000 2017
- RT @dog_rates: This is Miguel. He was the only remaining doggo at the adoption center after the weekend. Let’s change that. 12/10 https://… Thu Feb 16 18:37:02 +0000 2017
- Trump wants to grab him by the poutine. https://t.co/4vRPiELhzY Thu Feb 16 18:16:35 +0000 2017
- Today I’m wearing my Trump brand dress shirt, which I got from Winners 10 years ago for $3. And yes, tt was made in Bangladesh. #fb Thu Feb 16 18:12:30 +0000 2017
- Hey Rebecca S thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 16 15:22:06 +0000 2017
- RT @imgur: The Trump Handshake. https://t.co/RI78itAbC4 https://t.co/nFQD4rJzir Thu Feb 16 15:07:24 +0000 2017
- RT @jk_rowling: Is your timeline, like mine, one long howl of desperation? Try @dog_rates. H*ckin uplifting. https://t.co/7CfiTT2yjc Thu Feb 16 15:04:52 +0000 2017
- @ericsquair https://t.co/mPEqEHBKXO Thu Feb 16 13:50:33 +0000 2017
- RIP Stuart McLean #fb Thu Feb 16 00:41:41 +0000 2017
- Hey Stephen J. Pratt thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 15 23:02:56 +0000 2017
- What I learned today: military dogs outrank their handlers as a disincentive for the latter to abuse them. Weirdness. #fb Wed Feb 15 22:12:39 +0000 2017
- Hey Cameron Conaway thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 15 21:57:21 +0000 2017
- RT @RomanMahar: Roses are red Colonialism is theft https://t.co/DHoFgXJK5K Wed Feb 15 21:22:05 +0000 2017
- Hey Nhung Tuyet Tran thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 15 17:12:33 +0000 2017
- I find it troubling that toilet bowl cleaner smells like toothpaste. #fb Wed Feb 15 16:09:37 +0000 2017
- Great LSE lectures on “Economics and the Cultivation of Virtue” https://t.co/jvxC3R4Xb9 Wed Feb 15 15:34:21 +0000 2017
- So now Ashton Kutcher is testifying to the US Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Let’s just make Urkel emperor and get it over with. Wed Feb 15 15:31:18 +0000 2017
- RT @TeaPainUSA: Republicans are on the mornin’ shows sayin’ the real problem with the bank robbery was all them security cameras. Wed Feb 15 15:26:45 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert This was more believable when Gandhi said it Wed Feb 15 15:26:24 +0000 2017
- The #CanadianFlag is only 2 years older than me. So stop being so uppity, punk. Wed Feb 15 15:25:39 +0000 2017
- You know you watch too much porn when #DPSummit17 means something totally different to you. Wed Feb 15 15:23:14 +0000 2017
- What is going on when Fox News is now one of the defenders of truth? My mind is verily fucked. https://t.co/H7x0qnR19A Wed Feb 15 14:49:29 +0000 2017
- Last night I dreamt that I tweeted, “No greater pleasure than seeing my students’ accomplishments surpass mine.” Clearly, that was a dream. Wed Feb 15 14:47:07 +0000 2017
- New Phillip Pullman books need a movie adaptation. Maybe starring…. wait for it… Matt Dæmon. #bookjokes Wed Feb 15 14:37:42 +0000 2017
- India launches an astonishing 104 satellites in a single rocket. https://t.co/Yzw8mJ0JWa #fb Wed Feb 15 14:36:17 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/KXgG3G9V78 Wed Feb 15 14:31:29 +0000 2017
- The coffee literally shot out my nose https://t.co/jHPkUDuxwe Wed Feb 15 12:37:44 +0000 2017
- Hey Books by David thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 15 12:04:59 +0000 2017
- RT @TorontoLeafz: Justin Trudeau Vs his evil twin Joe Trudeau https://t.co/otbmfGFySK Wed Feb 15 11:53:20 +0000 2017
- The greatest fantasy books of 20th century: LOTR, Narnia, and His Dark Materials. Now the latter is getting a seque! https://t.co/H2J81dGPuW Wed Feb 15 11:51:47 +0000 2017
- RT @poliakt: Still shocked over the elimination of Mike Flynn in this season’s celebrity apprentice. But aren’t you all surprised Spicer ma… Wed Feb 15 03:23:07 +0000 2017
- Aww https://t.co/CidaodYKz0 Wed Feb 15 02:33:06 +0000 2017
- RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: POTUS finally dropped the C word toward leakers in WH. Wants to “sue their pants off” in court. Wed Feb 15 02:32:21 +0000 2017
- Hey Alicia Hendley thanks for the follow! Wed Feb 15 01:17:10 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert https://t.co/uqGmC8vhFE Tue Feb 14 19:31:27 +0000 2017
- Hey Livin’ Markham thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 14 17:33:04 +0000 2017
- So a Pakistani court just banned Valentine’s Day because Zod forbid they take a day off from doing something ridiculous. #fb Tue Feb 14 15:24:02 +0000 2017
- Kellyanne Conway is such an obvious monster that she makes Matt Lauer’s weak journalism look like Bob effing Woodward. Tue Feb 14 15:22:13 +0000 2017
- We must follow the evidence wherever it leads. https://t.co/9UmjUIJdzk Tue Feb 14 15:20:45 +0000 2017
- “in 2017 fascism arrives wearing a suit, a tie and a ‘Subscribe now’ button” Tue Feb 14 15:16:14 +0000 2017
- “because you know, laughing about the Holocaust is edgy.” https://t.co/T99mXsPEkx Tue Feb 14 15:14:18 +0000 2017
- Happy VD Daym everyone. Don’t forget your broad spectrum antibiotics! #fb Tue Feb 14 14:59:16 +0000 2017
- Stephen Miller gets more TV time than Steve Miller https://t.co/fgRjhsoX0r Tue Feb 14 14:51:28 +0000 2017
- Hey Super Pee Pee Time thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 14 14:42:27 +0000 2017
- RT @tommatzzie: Just a reminder that if Petraeus selected for NSA he will have to report the change in employment to his probation officer. Tue Feb 14 13:37:34 +0000 2017
- Unhappiness is when your 1pm class is actually at 11:am. Shit. #fb Tue Feb 14 13:14:08 +0000 2017
- Now Pewdiepie is a Nazi, too? How did Naziism come back? Didn’t people watch Indiana Jones? Tue Feb 14 12:55:28 +0000 2017
- 9 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Tue Feb 14 09:18:18 +0000 2017
- RT @SonofBaldwin: White-on-white violent crime is a serious problem that no one will name because it tarnishes Whiteness’ perceived inheren… Mon Feb 13 22:55:11 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/mAVE1b2gOZ Mon Feb 13 22:00:53 +0000 2017
- Masterful analysis of the Trudeau-Trump handshake. https://t.co/alM0x3GPB8 Mon Feb 13 21:58:04 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert https://t.co/fVpG2rcZGx Mon Feb 13 21:52:01 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/Ohe1RklQpj Mon Feb 13 21:37:09 +0000 2017
- RT @sarahcpr: Successful businesswomen meet with the president. Ivanka was also there Mon Feb 13 21:32:15 +0000 2017
- RT @TheOnion: 5 Things To Know About Stephen Miller https://t.co/aFxgWuILn7 Mon Feb 13 21:31:49 +0000 2017
- RT @thenicolabryant: Remind you of anything? https://t.co/RdvWTVEo9e Mon Feb 13 21:26:49 +0000 2017
- RT @immlawyercanada: I think he’s making a positive impression. https://t.co/z2OuPhffa9 Mon Feb 13 21:21:28 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert “I use this one mostly. Wanna smell?” Mon Feb 13 21:21:13 +0000 2017
- Found this note wrapped around my pen: “Lany has offered to cure you if you switch sides (telepathically)”. I have… https://t.co/ghRh29YRf1 Mon Feb 13 21:17:58 +0000 2017
- @MahdiAhsan maybe. It’ll cost you. Mon Feb 13 20:13:13 +0000 2017
- Look, you might not be a Trudeau supporter. But you have to admit, the dude is an image of class and is representing Canada well in DC. Mon Feb 13 19:27:08 +0000 2017
- Waiting for the Trudeau-Trump press conference to start, and I have to teach in 15 minutes! https://t.co/LNVIiR2iXF Mon Feb 13 19:14:55 +0000 2017
- Happiness is when no one shows up to my day-long office hours. #fb Mon Feb 13 19:14:26 +0000 2017
- RT @OUPAcademic: “Turns out that Open Access doesn’t harm book sales and if anything, promotes them” https://t.co/mDmz5hDZIu @fp2p on #Open… Mon Feb 13 18:05:46 +0000 2017
- Here’s why prosecutors aren’t charging a white Tea Party activist with terrorism in violent anti-Muslim plot https://t.co/oD1esNMOSD Mon Feb 13 17:52:30 +0000 2017
- How do Trump, Sanders & Clinton compare with Hitler & Stalin on the psychopath scale? Exactly as you’d imagine. https://t.co/iDNUamPnSM Mon Feb 13 17:49:59 +0000 2017
- RT @tveitprivilege: Putting Stephen Miller on TV is the next phase of the Republican scheme to make sure nobody ever cums again. Mon Feb 13 17:46:18 +0000 2017
- When comedians follow me on Twitter, I feel a lot of performance anxiety, like I might suffer from premature ejoke-ulation. Mon Feb 13 17:29:02 +0000 2017
- And people gave his father shit for meeting with Mao https://t.co/XXkMZV39sD Mon Feb 13 17:27:32 +0000 2017
- Hey Jeremy Arroyo thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 13 17:17:09 +0000 2017
- All Trump advisors have at least one thing in common: eminently punchable faces. #fb Mon Feb 13 17:16:09 +0000 2017
- RT @djgoor: Will Trump get secret service protection when he’s in prison? Mon Feb 13 17:09:21 +0000 2017
- RT @Breznican: BREAKING: Trump advisor Stephen Miller confirms it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. https://t.co/… Mon Feb 13 17:07:55 +0000 2017
- ha! https://t.co/pIydQbtNyj Mon Feb 13 17:07:19 +0000 2017
- Steve Miller should get out of the White House and go back to playing prog rock harmonica. Mon Feb 13 17:04:30 +0000 2017
- They say the US Constitution was written by geniuses so that idiots couldn’t fuck it up. We’re about to see that assertion put to the test. Mon Feb 13 17:02:57 +0000 2017
- this is insane https://t.co/Cj57zw6wO3 Mon Feb 13 16:53:46 +0000 2017
- Unhappiness is… a crack in your thermos. No, that’s not a euphemism. #fb Mon Feb 13 15:25:40 +0000 2017
- Trudeau-Trump meeting https://t.co/7j0iVQwaTo Mon Feb 13 14:22:46 +0000 2017
- Trudeau-Trump meeting. I call this one, “Sacrificial Catamite.” https://t.co/HPpva164xm Mon Feb 13 14:19:29 +0000 2017
- Forgive me. But watching Trudeau ominously board his plane to visit Trump, the words “sacrificial catamite” disturbingly come to mind. Mon Feb 13 14:13:22 +0000 2017
- Hey Meadows Office thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 13 14:12:38 +0000 2017
- RT @LamontagnePR: RT @jenditchburn: Watching the Trudeau-Trump news conference Monday. https://t.co/C2xQg7L8JB Mon Feb 13 14:09:51 +0000 2017
- Trump and Trudeau to meet with women executives. Insert your own obvious joke here. https://t.co/qXRM49xYRj Mon Feb 13 14:04:06 +0000 2017
- RT @SenSanders: We are in a pivotal moment in American history. We have a president who is delusional. He is a pathological liar. Mon Feb 13 13:50:36 +0000 2017
- When I saw Trudeau’s itinerary, my first thought was: He expects to get from Dulles to White House in under 2 hrs w… https://t.co/MsYyHXFT00 Mon Feb 13 13:50:02 +0000 2017
- My first thought when I heard @JustinTrudeau is meeting @realDonaldTrump today…. https://t.co/Kzj3LIm120 Mon Feb 13 13:43:42 +0000 2017
- RT @kinsellawarren: A disgrace. Find these little men and lock them up. ‘Notley faces constant threats, many are referred to police’ https… Mon Feb 13 13:27:58 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: People having been pointing out that I have said some poor taste jokes in my time. I do, and that’s why I agree I should… Mon Feb 13 13:27:24 +0000 2017
- Hey Mycustomprotein thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 13 12:27:27 +0000 2017
- Separated at Birth, part 127 https://t.co/78HjorpFQW https://t.co/cKROk4g2LM Mon Feb 13 07:34:26 +0000 2017
- Hey Jonathan Bowles thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 13 06:22:12 +0000 2017
- Hey David Paine thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 12 21:12:10 +0000 2017
- “Mr President”. A cartoon by Steve Bannon. https://t.co/AUPtXPovXz Sun Feb 12 20:54:00 +0000 2017
- Hey Alexander R Bisley thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 12 20:52:06 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/eghK6XF0E2 Sun Feb 12 20:51:31 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/lkv3todyLz Sun Feb 12 20:50:28 +0000 2017
- What a weird world. A reality TV buffoon is President. And a chess master sets out the plan to oppose him. https://t.co/PNdFrJe2le Sun Feb 12 20:46:07 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert You know all about “accidentally” sodomizing men. Still waiting for my apology, by the way. Either that or flowers. Sun Feb 12 20:27:53 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I need a career assist Sun Feb 12 20:27:17 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/RWsbwIyptS Sun Feb 12 19:28:04 +0000 2017
- If this doesn’t make you smile, you’re a soulless monster https://t.co/jperMNYRrn Sun Feb 12 18:39:38 +0000 2017
- RT @AcademiaObscura: Doing a literature review https://t.co/BIO7R5VBx3 Sun Feb 12 18:21:01 +0000 2017
- RT @Reza_Zadeh: So many people showed up to spell “RESIST” on the San Francisco beach, that they had to add two exclamation marks and an un… Sun Feb 12 18:20:35 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert one of is is a brown guy. Racist. Sun Feb 12 18:19:25 +0000 2017
- Hey Jill D. Pegues thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 12 13:07:09 +0000 2017
- Dear students emailing me on the weekend: sending the same message 4 times in a row does not in any way encourage me to reply any faster #fb Sun Feb 12 07:50:18 +0000 2017
- I admit it. I watched the 3-hour version of Batman v. Superman. It’s better than the theatrical release. But not 3 hours better. #fb Sun Feb 12 06:32:41 +0000 2017
- News sites should disable comments: twas failed social experiment that just ended up empowering the worst of society and silencing the best. Sun Feb 12 06:20:17 +0000 2017
- This was the best case scenario to make cyborg the babyface #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:09:35 +0000 2017
- Does anyone really think she has a chance against cyborg? #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:08:02 +0000 2017
- Uh oh. Here comes the rioting #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:06:55 +0000 2017
- Is @TonyHinchcliffe in the building? Is cyborg looking for him? #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:06:14 +0000 2017
- Doesn’t matter who wins. This is a contest for who gets fed to cyborg #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:05:01 +0000 2017
- That was some… Interesting… refereeing. #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:03:50 +0000 2017
- Man why am I hearing all the meat heads in the background? #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 06:02:14 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert (which my phone wants to correct to meta head mode) Sun Feb 12 05:38:22 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I’m in meathead mode Sun Feb 12 05:38:02 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert that’s because you’re dumb Sun Feb 12 05:35:15 +0000 2017
- Ramdamie is scary just walking out #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 05:26:34 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: So where are you going to move https://t.co/S2VhlAv22J Sun Feb 12 05:19:31 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: I’m worried the Trump is watching 24 and thinking it’s a documentary Sun Feb 12 05:19:17 +0000 2017
- RT @jimjefferies: Public health care is a really good thing you dummies Sun Feb 12 05:19:10 +0000 2017
- RT @GeorgeTakei: No, it’s because you lack imagination, and small children instinctively fear you. @jk_rowling https://t.co/TIPg8POLQ6 Sun Feb 12 05:17:42 +0000 2017
- I will never understand mma judging #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 05:15:27 +0000 2017
- Anyone else weirded out by hearing commentary by both Rogan and Cormier simultaneously? #ufc208 Sun Feb 12 03:16:54 +0000 2017
- RT @TheDKano: No Goldberg 👎🙁 #UFC208 Sun Feb 12 03:10:57 +0000 2017
- Hey Andrew Tumilty thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 12 00:10:32 +0000 2017
- RT @AndrewTumilty: She’s going to shit on everything, refuse to listen to anything we say, and destroy our stuff when we’re not looking?… Sat Feb 11 23:57:05 +0000 2017
- An exquisite sitar performance of my favourite raag, Malkauns https://t.co/gHTNAdvjWt Sat Feb 11 23:54:51 +0000 2017
- I liked a @YouTube video from @artistsownmusic https://t.co/NLE42GrM7M Joyeeta & Debojyoti Sanyal – Raag Malkauns Sat Feb 11 23:53:05 +0000 2017
- Hey L. D. Blooms thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 11 23:45:28 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/P9IHhAHwea Sat Feb 11 23:34:56 +0000 2017
- Watching @jimjefferies tell Piers Morgan to fuck off on TV was so sweet that it gave me diabetes. Sat Feb 11 23:30:01 +0000 2017
- In a battle between profane but brilliant @jimjefferies and smirking asshole @piersmorgan, I pick Jefferies every bloody time. Sat Feb 11 23:28:54 +0000 2017
- @DogulusPrime https://t.co/pND0kteNFl Sat Feb 11 23:20:52 +0000 2017
- SCROTUS’s border wall is now officially more expensive than NASA. There you go. Bigotry “trumps” science once again. #fb Sat Feb 11 23:12:24 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/b3jBjHTJNT Sat Feb 11 23:04:34 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I was thinking about his fashion sense. But your thing works, too. Sat Feb 11 22:55:26 +0000 2017
- The 21st century is verily fucked when “Evola” is trending #fb Sat Feb 11 21:10:11 +0000 2017
- .@DavidBilbert It’s not being from QC that would make him a bad PM. It’s because, well, you know. Sat Feb 11 20:41:30 +0000 2017
- Congrats to my sitar teacher, Anwar Khurshid, for his Juno nomination for this album https://t.co/A1Rf6hJADA…/subcontinental-drift-recording Sat Feb 11 20:35:30 +0000 2017
- Cute? Sure. A sting? Maybe. But officials should not use public health dishonestly in this way. https://t.co/7Eu7CrwTL4 Sat Feb 11 19:48:34 +0000 2017
- Legion and Powerless: Review of Two New Shows https://t.co/wQXIt8y7Tn https://t.co/1cQaCLzHqn Sat Feb 11 16:50:20 +0000 2017
- From a discussion forum on io9 https://t.co/2bO8ZlkZwg Sat Feb 11 16:18:20 +0000 2017
- Can’t say I disapprove. Like Youtube, IMDB message boards have become a cesspool of racism, sexism, hatred, and ove… https://t.co/4XnFfGuqq5 Sat Feb 11 15:39:20 +0000 2017
- no comment https://t.co/FbyGAagG9l Sat Feb 11 12:43:58 +0000 2017
- So many Neo-Nazi proxies these days, it’s hard to keep track of their symbols, terms, and crazy theories https://t.co/o41YkEXcCC Sat Feb 11 12:34:01 +0000 2017
- one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sat Feb 11 10:03:07 +0000 2017
- North Bay/Parry Sound position for Health Sciences grad https://t.co/Qx48fAi5rc Sat Feb 11 05:15:12 +0000 2017
- 12-month Toronto-based fellowship for rad student in cancer Epidemiology https://t.co/Fx8SRNrc68 Sat Feb 11 05:14:03 +0000 2017
- Who’s behind Trump? https://t.co/sGBTK6OyGk Fri Feb 10 17:31:37 +0000 2017
- Hey Jack Phan thanks for the follow! Fri Feb 10 16:50:14 +0000 2017
- RT @RoguePOTUSStaff: POTUS irritated that sev. members of Patriots team will not attend WH visit. Saying he will lobby owner to cut them fr… Fri Feb 10 15:18:03 +0000 2017
- Calling it now. When Elizabeth Warren becomes President in 2021, they will blame her for the shit show that she inherits #fb. Fri Feb 10 06:45:17 +0000 2017
- You think this is clever. But I’m still at the “check to see if they called Africa a country” stage of marking. (PS… https://t.co/DyTlJ3ZgcM Fri Feb 10 06:41:38 +0000 2017
- I can’t be the only one who confuses Johnny Depp with Adam Ant these days #fb Fri Feb 10 06:38:22 +0000 2017
- For the record, there is NO good photo of Bannon, and NO bad photo of Elba. Neither is possible, by the physical la… https://t.co/JHkBeeIAlP Fri Feb 10 05:47:54 +0000 2017
- Universal to Release Prince’s Vault https://t.co/Kp4Gq2FEqG Fri Feb 10 05:44:55 +0000 2017
- Interested in public health careers in Northern Ontario? Be in Ottawa Feb 10-11 https://t.co/CQdTRLzlGf Fri Feb 10 05:18:18 +0000 2017
- RT @BrandyLJensen: how can you be so bad at this https://t.co/dqWuHOoHPm Fri Feb 10 00:54:28 +0000 2017
- RT @StephenAtHome: Sir, this is two sentences. It shouldn’t be a comma. It should be a period. #GrammarNeoNazi https://t.co/tFjqCzorH2 Fri Feb 10 00:53:12 +0000 2017
- RT @HolSmale: @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/GotBYhUvjd Fri Feb 10 00:52:07 +0000 2017
- SCROTUS vs John McCain. Who wore it better? https://t.co/JPD2S4lf0y Thu Feb 09 19:49:44 +0000 2017
- @ottawanag so everything is a thing now Thu Feb 09 19:06:37 +0000 2017
- RT @mrbenwexler: republicans are the true snowflakes (they’re all white, they’re cold, and if you put enough of em together they’ll shut do… Thu Feb 09 02:08:49 +0000 2017
- #KellyAnnConway https://t.co/JCkRMfajxE Thu Feb 09 02:05:47 +0000 2017
- @vadum but only one of them would know to take his pants off first. You can decide which. Thu Feb 09 01:48:47 +0000 2017
- It bothers me when people call President Trump a chimp. Chimps are noble, smart creatures. I’d much prefer to be governed by a chimp. #fb Wed Feb 08 23:55:08 +0000 2017
- Vicious dog attack https://t.co/JcvUjnZdsS Wed Feb 08 22:09:47 +0000 2017
- Health Policy and Strategic Communications position in Toronto https://t.co/o0J1s2j9ti Wed Feb 08 16:57:59 +0000 2017
- Superman was a refugee. Okay, also an illegal alien, literally. But you get my point. https://t.co/6m56VwfUvc Wed Feb 08 15:49:07 +0000 2017
- “Bangladesh family arrested over fake penis scam.” Bet they believe in reiki, too. https://t.co/CJmpjSbDaD Wed Feb 08 15:48:07 +0000 2017
- Wow. RIP Richard Hatch, Apollo from the original Battlestar Galactica https://t.co/bwfCINNHOx Wed Feb 08 15:38:59 +0000 2017
- 6 people followed me and 6 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Wed Feb 08 09:49:49 +0000 2017
- My latest paper: “Factors associated with body mass index among slum dwelling women in India” https://t.co/OOGD5jmNWA Wed Feb 08 00:43:35 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert don’t make me bah you. Because I will. Wed Feb 08 00:41:24 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I’m rich, beeyotches! Tue Feb 07 23:04:26 +0000 2017
- RIP Hans Rosling. Aw damn. https://t.co/AUbf26K4jC Tue Feb 07 18:38:31 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert I did not give you permission to travel Tue Feb 07 18:24:17 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/3ezmKBtLOJ Tue Feb 07 14:29:28 +0000 2017
- RT @FrankConniff: Bannon: “You got your racism on my anti-semitism.” Trump: “You got your anti-semitism on my racism.” Two great hates tha… Tue Feb 07 14:28:39 +0000 2017
- “Donald Trump’s team ‘holding meetings in the dark as they can’t find right light switch in White House'” https://t.co/7s469cenEs Tue Feb 07 14:23:15 +0000 2017
- So, when a Nazi pleasures himself, is it master race baiting? Tue Feb 07 14:11:51 +0000 2017
- .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/Vd6KdHussf Tue Feb 07 14:04:01 +0000 2017
- Now this is a diplomatic crisis! “Russia Blocks Porn Site Brazzers” https://t.co/ueY5kIMxd2 Tue Feb 07 13:59:57 +0000 2017
- Wait a sec…. Adolf Hitler’s parents were uncle and niece???? #fb Tue Feb 07 13:58:50 +0000 2017
- Animated GIF of the day https://t.co/BuaO4whmVg Tue Feb 07 13:55:45 +0000 2017
- Hey Frozen Snowgies thanks for the follow! Tue Feb 07 06:04:06 +0000 2017
- The media depicts Neo-Nazis as tattooed, thugged out muscle freaks. But in my experience, they’re just fat fucks who get winded typing. Mon Feb 06 20:40:50 +0000 2017
- Am editing a student paper for submission to a journal. This student actually writes well, and my only job is to cut text out. Ah what a joy Mon Feb 06 20:03:04 +0000 2017
- I support Black Lives Matter. But not when they do stupid shit like this. https://t.co/l139mZtSU2 Mon Feb 06 19:58:49 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert @amazonca of course it is Mon Feb 06 17:11:45 +0000 2017
- @opalsoap nope. off reddit Mon Feb 06 17:11:30 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert dude, you can get butt cream at the corner store. No need to bother @amazonca Mon Feb 06 16:53:18 +0000 2017
- .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/IWps2IWu3g Mon Feb 06 16:44:37 +0000 2017
- Separated at Birth, part 126 https://t.co/IWps2IWu3g https://t.co/OCoLRsIULA Mon Feb 06 16:43:27 +0000 2017
- If there’s a dude in your class wearing a MAGA hat, what’s he likely doing? Online shopping for guns, of course. https://t.co/zvTigP2lzU Mon Feb 06 16:26:28 +0000 2017
- .@DavidBilbert https://t.co/5QP2jB45Fy Mon Feb 06 16:16:59 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/urJ7wRD873 Mon Feb 06 11:25:27 +0000 2017
- Yes! God help me, yes! https://t.co/TNzZ6CRCcc Mon Feb 06 05:26:28 +0000 2017
- RT @DabAggin: Shoutout to all the Trump fans who are never sure when it’s *you’re* vs. *your* but who are now suddenly constitutional law s… Mon Feb 06 03:32:03 +0000 2017
- RT @danielleu: BUT THE FALCONS’ EMAILS Mon Feb 06 03:31:23 +0000 2017
- Aryan perfection https://t.co/ovZFAHsCse Mon Feb 06 03:27:19 +0000 2017
- You guys can watch this “football” thing. Me, I’m re-watching Betty White rap on Community. https://t.co/vL2a3pOiQk Mon Feb 06 03:16:16 +0000 2017
- RT @emtothea: “This lead is virtually unbeatable” pls tell me more #SuperBowl https://t.co/WAd5SSvycD Mon Feb 06 03:13:49 +0000 2017
- Average and Total Numbers of Animals Who Died to Feed Americans https://t.co/ZcTb2LXo5c Mon Feb 06 03:11:39 +0000 2017
- RT @neiltyson: SuperBowl Sunday is a bad day to be a chicken. But so is any day. On average, Americans consume a million chickens per hour. Mon Feb 06 03:10:28 +0000 2017
- Hey Younis Mohamed thanks for the follow! Mon Feb 06 02:49:13 +0000 2017
- What’s bigger, a shitload, a whack, or a shit ton? Mon Feb 06 01:45:48 +0000 2017
- RT @TaylorBold: GEORGE BUSH WAS TRYINNA TELL US BEYONCÉ WAS PREGNANT https://t.co/9Rg8Da6Zgm Mon Feb 06 01:36:32 +0000 2017
- As someone with no interest in football or the Super Bowl, I feel like I have a whole universe to myself today. Well, no need for pants then Mon Feb 06 01:13:50 +0000 2017
- Isolated weirdos with no friends or hobbies should be prohibited from peer-reviewing manuscripts. Just a suggestion. Mon Feb 06 01:10:31 +0000 2017
- RIP Bharati Mukherjee (Yes, I know I’m 3 days late) #fb Mon Feb 06 01:07:51 +0000 2017
- RT @atshower: Football is pretty much the only thing I trust Fox to cover fairly Mon Feb 06 01:06:12 +0000 2017
- RT @SNFaizalKhamisa: When you voted for Trump and people at the party know https://t.co/jy0npxu8AE Mon Feb 06 01:05:07 +0000 2017
- RT @Anomaly100: After GOP official @DanAdamini called for murdering protesters, he deactivated his Twitter and FB accounts. What a coward Mon Feb 06 01:01:25 +0000 2017
- RT @ezlusztig: This is not a drill. This is Marquette County GOP official Dan Adamini calling for the government to shoot a few protesters.… Mon Feb 06 01:00:50 +0000 2017
- Getting comments back for a manuscript. One reviewer always says, “Everything is cool”, while the other complains about every bloody line. Mon Feb 06 00:26:11 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots haha Mon Feb 06 00:24:41 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert not my proudest boner Mon Feb 06 00:19:19 +0000 2017
- What about this picture shouts “master race”? https://t.co/TyYYT3g9X3 Mon Feb 06 00:16:44 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots worst part is that i describe every assignment in exquisite detail on the website. the questions are all answered in those docs Mon Feb 06 00:16:18 +0000 2017
- @RedParrots I paraphrased Mon Feb 06 00:14:44 +0000 2017
- “Dear Professor, I missed the first month of classes. Can you tell me what I missed?” #fb Mon Feb 06 00:12:29 +0000 2017
- Hey Asha Spiess thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 05 23:58:29 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert you misspelled masturbate Sun Feb 05 23:20:36 +0000 2017
- Remember back when the Black guy was President? Feels like another lifetime. #fb Sun Feb 05 23:19:58 +0000 2017
- Unhappiness is when you put too many chilis into the chili. Sigh. #fb Sun Feb 05 23:15:26 +0000 2017
- Just read a paper written by someone with the first name “Humptress”. You can write your own joke. Sun Feb 05 20:26:21 +0000 2017
- Hey Sauciron thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 05 19:53:09 +0000 2017
- Recent Facebook Profile Pics https://t.co/bU1qTy1cW4 https://t.co/kFale35ROh Sun Feb 05 18:03:05 +0000 2017
- Twitter Tweets from 1-1-17 to 1-31-17 https://t.co/dMbumhK4II Sun Feb 05 17:52:50 +0000 2017
- Separated at Birth, part 125 https://t.co/jRYj07fEBQ https://t.co/8VaLK0NNM1 Sun Feb 05 17:45:33 +0000 2017
- Just watched an entire interview with Annette Bening, and the whole time I thought she was Elizabeth May. #fb Sun Feb 05 17:32:30 +0000 2017
- When one of the hoomans is gone for a couple of days, @DogulusPrime looks forlornly out the window. “But…but… w… https://t.co/IWRABXDHGg Sun Feb 05 17:30:28 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/x2IoeogkCm Sun Feb 05 17:01:18 +0000 2017
- Raising funds for health services to poor women on Burma-Thai border. 4 more days to raise about $700. Please share: https://t.co/ir3zorc5FH Sun Feb 05 16:56:04 +0000 2017
- RT @DianeMariePosts: Where is the National Post’s coverage of Rona Ambrose’s hobnobbing with a billionaire. On a yacht. Not a peep. #cdnpoli Sun Feb 05 16:47:46 +0000 2017
- Rona Ambrose was on billionaire’s yacht while Tories blasted Trudeau over Caribbean holiday https://t.co/ycBBtHlqBl Sun Feb 05 16:47:08 +0000 2017
- Hey UIA thanks for the follow! Sun Feb 05 14:48:24 +0000 2017
- 4 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Sun Feb 05 10:03:35 +0000 2017
- Hey GO! Cosmetic Videos thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 04 22:39:05 +0000 2017
- Some OCD people are going to correct the historical accuracy of this. Just shut up and enjoy the joke. https://t.co/O6bjXWOlhp Sat Feb 04 22:31:29 +0000 2017
- Just downloaded “Real Time” and am looking forward to watching Sam Harris and Bill Maher pleasure each other with their oral skills. Sat Feb 04 22:10:39 +0000 2017
- A little surprised no cosmetics company has yet made the blunder of marketing a skin bleaching product with tagline, “I have a cream…” Sat Feb 04 21:49:21 +0000 2017
- Both are correct. Equal score. Which one to play? Hmmm. https://t.co/rfmigAk4j1 Sat Feb 04 21:41:52 +0000 2017
- One year ago today. Everything on this page is now different. And worse. https://t.co/uN3p2tgm9U Sat Feb 04 21:34:12 +0000 2017
- RT @MrPistov: I love “My So-Called Judge” It comes on right after “My Big Fat, Lying President.” Sat Feb 04 18:32:51 +0000 2017
- RT @AltStateDpt: The way Trump admin talks re: dissent, judiciary & rule of law, we wonder if any of them look in the mirror & say ‘we do s… Sat Feb 04 14:35:14 +0000 2017
- RT @NahlahAyed: A universal basic income would cut absolute poverty in india from 22% to less than 0.5. https://t.co/uAPiMA64bE Sat Feb 04 14:34:59 +0000 2017
- The complete list of all 33 false things Donald Trump has said as president so far https://t.co/UR5JekBB1v via @torontostar Sat Feb 04 12:04:36 +0000 2017
- Hey ReEnvision Inbound thanks for the follow! Sat Feb 04 07:18:44 +0000 2017
- Coulter, Conway… what is it with extreme right wing American women and their fondness for resembling the Crypt Keeper? #eatasandwich #fb Fri Feb 03 17:13:49 +0000 2017
- RT @LibertarianWing: #TrumpRiots https://t.co/XpELoa0JCP Fri Feb 03 17:09:13 +0000 2017
- @DogulusPrime https://t.co/8Gp6kFSaGD Fri Feb 03 17:08:45 +0000 2017
- Yes, I donated money –twice– to help pay the legal fees of a guy being sued by Ezra Levant for defamation https://t.co/ytbwEkCy1G Fri Feb 03 16:51:50 +0000 2017
- Just had a video call with Tunisia to discuss a contract with Geneva to be delivered om Kenya. Ah, globalization. Fri Feb 03 16:37:07 +0000 2017
- RT @CANADALAND: Quiet, white male lone-wolf killers are practically a cliché. So why do we keep treating them like outliers? https://t.co/N… Fri Feb 03 15:54:44 +0000 2017
- @that_twit_trump @domjoly the fabric of reality is breaking down, and nothing is comprehensible anymore Thu Feb 02 22:23:52 +0000 2017
- The Executive Order on Refugees: An Emerging Public Health Crisis https://t.co/TWtBBNiivV Thu Feb 02 20:31:10 +0000 2017
- So American schoolkids are now openly embracing Nazism. Guess no one remembers why they fought WWII, huh? https://t.co/Wj9MebEUNQ Thu Feb 02 19:51:21 +0000 2017
- RT @dalmatianjaws: Trump ordered to pay back 6mil he scammed off people. Six. Million. He. Stole. From. His. Customers. Jesus. https://t.… Thu Feb 02 19:50:10 +0000 2017
- Seems like SCROTUS thinks he’s the CEO of the world, and that other world leaders are just branch managers. https://t.co/uny5WvyWN8 Thu Feb 02 19:48:53 +0000 2017
- RT @WendyPeters: https://t.co/2VvbsEk7BG Charming, #Trump can’t even be civil to world leaders unless he gets his way. Narcissistic clown. Thu Feb 02 19:47:18 +0000 2017
- RT @Justin_Ling: @supriyadwivedi https://t.co/MmqK0SL2p0 Thu Feb 02 19:46:21 +0000 2017
- RT @JohnFugelsang: What does it say that there are more leaks from the Trump White House in 2 weeks than there have been from the crew of C… Thu Feb 02 19:45:47 +0000 2017
- I can’t be the only person who reflexively inhaled deeply when he saw the cover photo https://t.co/9XIBz3vO0L Thu Feb 02 19:44:55 +0000 2017
- RT @supriyadwivedi: I’m not from India you ignorant fuck, I’m from Granby https://t.co/dgxq4EsmC7 Thu Feb 02 19:43:36 +0000 2017
- RT @JimGaffigan: This constant Trump news has made it hard for me to keep track of who Taylor Swift and Drake are dating this week. Thu Feb 02 19:42:31 +0000 2017
- A reminder that Sioux Lookout First Nations Health Authority will be recruiting in Ottawa Feb 10-11 https://t.co/CQdTRLzlGf Thu Feb 02 18:45:44 +0000 2017
- RT @jennalouisetoth: Matthew McConaughey said we need to “embrace Trump.” Easy for u to say considering ur also a white guy w more money th… Thu Feb 02 17:45:40 +0000 2017
- @DavidBilbert someone’s gonna get a hurt real bad Thu Feb 02 16:04:29 +0000 2017
- Hey Neil Fawcett thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 02 15:45:43 +0000 2017
- RT @ArleneDickinson: *Please don’t make me go to America. Please.* https://t.co/DQxZnFJBKv Thu Feb 02 15:45:20 +0000 2017
- RT @TechnicallyRon: “Hello. Which country is this?” “This is Dominos” “Where in the world is that” “what” “Do you like me” “what” “MY ARMY… Thu Feb 02 15:43:20 +0000 2017
- RT @birbigs: Frederick Douglass’ phone must be ringing off the hook. Thu Feb 02 15:42:32 +0000 2017
- RT @BernieSanders: Is there not one more Republican senator who will stand with the American people against Betsy DeVos? Thu Feb 02 15:42:11 +0000 2017
- RT @AcademiaObscura: It is, indeed, hard to understand. https://t.co/okNhzuKaUx Thu Feb 02 15:41:27 +0000 2017
- Institutions need to defend professors targeted for online harassment due to their political views https://t.co/4mMuZAAamN Thu Feb 02 15:37:52 +0000 2017
- Join @csebsceb for a webinar on grantwriting and funding success https://t.co/F7yQ5lCtui Thu Feb 02 15:21:03 +0000 2017
- Good thing Matthew McConaughey is not known as a particularly astute social observer https://t.co/WfxHybJYBB Thu Feb 02 14:43:16 +0000 2017
- Here’s the problem with white men telling us to “Accept the election results & give Trump a chance”: his racist policies don’t affect them. Thu Feb 02 14:42:38 +0000 2017
- Hey Matt Houlihan thanks for the follow! Thu Feb 02 11:15:29 +0000 2017
- 6 people followed me and 4 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/yRgI1VBdDc Thu Feb 02 09:39:32 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/gLU40A6gRZ Thu Feb 02 09:09:17 +0000 2017
- https://t.co/x1UYu94zuV Thu Feb 02 09:09:06 +0000 2017
- RT @domjoly: What the fuck kind of handshake is this? https://t.co/SaRwz5o445 Thu Feb 02 08:03:16 +0000 2017
- RT @mooncatjack1: Trump wants to ban muslims, but if we’ve learned anything from prohibition it’s that people will just make muslims in the… Thu Feb 02 07:57:34 +0000 2017
- RT @SAADAonline: “The Secret History of South Asian and African American Solidarity” #BlackHistoryMonth https://t.co/PTS46tj2Vw https://t.c… Wed Feb 01 19:15:41 +0000 2017
- RT @wesleysnipes: If you don’t want celebrities sharing their opinions you shouldn’t have elected a reality star. Stick to sitting down. ht… Wed Feb 01 18:58:32 +0000 2017
- RT @FOX2News: Detroit family caught in Iraq travel ban, mom dies waiting to come home, reports @langeamyFOX2 https://t.co/zKFkkXZqO5 https… Wed Feb 01 02:11:55 +0000 2017
- We are at the point where whether or not it’s okay to handcuff a 5-year-old for hours –for no reason– is now a partisan issue #fb Wed Feb 01 02:08:55 +0000 2017
- “I’ve learned that there are few things more dangerous than rich white males.” #fb Wed Feb 01 02:07:16 +0000 2017
- @chenoa_marie oh on the nuclear arms race. meh. Wed Feb 01 01:53:42 +0000 2017
- @chenoa_marie there’s a new one? Wed Feb 01 01:49:54 +0000 2017
- RT @ArarMaher: Pls media keep repeating that what happened in Quebec is a TERRORIST ATTACK, I mean like you do 24/7 when the perpetrator is… Wed Feb 01 01:48:10 +0000 2017
- RT @uwo_dwalton: We’re looking for a MSc student with interest in rehab & tech/gaming/wearables for funded position @westernu @westernuFHS… Wed Feb 01 00:12:14 +0000 2017